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Baldur's Mouth gave this 10/10 stars, you should go watch it
#I spent wayyyyy too much time on this but once I had the idea I had to eventually#the ride or die squad of Viivi's playthrough#the only bitches alive in the end#and my god they were besties some even lovers#(also watched the original movie again for research and damn it was good still)#bg3#baldurs gate 3#c: Viivi#Minthara#Shadowheart#Astarion#bg3 tav
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just finished the penguin…. i need to beat him to death with hammers actually
#the literal ONLY reason i was rooting for him even a little bit was for his mom and vic AND NOW!!!!#YOU NEED TO BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR ME BITCH!!!#keeping his mom alive when the one mercy she asked of him was for him to kill her if she ever ended up like that#sending sofia back to arkham—the place that fucked her up so much to begin with#two people who would have preferred death to what he gave to them#and the ONE PERSON who was loyal and stood by him and loved him he killed. when all vic wanted was to live#i need to be sedated#spent the whole show going where the FUCK is batman only for the final shot to be the signal#that shit was so fucking good#the penguin#the penguin hbo#dc
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Starting to think arcane twt never picked up a book in their entire life
#like how can yall be so wrong abt even the simplest of things#or so… stupid#spoiler //// one tweet complaining abt “’this ugly bitch’ getting a happy ending. baby mecha orianna is Not singed winning. sure she is#alive in a way but mechanized robot orianna does Not have her her. devoid of human emotions etc she leaves home to travel runaterra she is#orianna only in name and somewhat appearance that is Not singed’s daughter anymore he ain’t winning shit#arcane spoilers
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Every time Prapai gives Sky medicine, he's narcoleptic inside 5 minutes.
#fun story: in 2018 we went to interview ex-president jimmy carter#and I had a bit of an odd feeling in my throat#august 24 2018 i remember that date well#because that was the first signs of an illness that annihilated me#i blacked out for most of the month of september- i only have very sparse memories#i had a strange kind of pneumonia the doctor hadn't seen before#and over those 6-7 months they threw every single anti-anything they could at me#IDK if I slept so well because of the knockout effects of all the antibiotics and antivirals#or because I had a recurring fever and a chronic brutal cough for 6-7 months and was terribly weak by the end#but i was sleeping so deeply the more pills they added#and now i know i can function with a 102 fever on and off for months on end#everyone- family and coworkers- also made fun of me for insisting on wearing a mask but guess what bitches#when the pandemic rolled around i still had 2 unopened boxes from being sick a year before and those were worth more than toilet paper#lita#love in the air#prapai#sky#prapaisky#true facts: I don't remember writing one of my own fics#it was during the blackout month and i refuse to read it because i think it's funnier that i don't know what it's about#i also had to work- it was one of our biggest events that we do every 4 years#two weeks straight of 14 hour days with no weekends#and i was there every single day#i have no memory whatsoever and when we did the event again in 2022 the organizers kept saying 'oh wow you're alive!'#i like to say i had the BEST time because it's a tedious af event and everyone is surly by the end#but from MY pov i was trapped in dense fog and couldn't breathe; trapped in that twilight feeling when you're neither awake nor unconscious#and then when it passed I had a nice paycheck in my account without any of the mental strain of working for it#watch
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Oden is winning the bad bitch competition jesus
#so the prophecy was from before oden was killed... so he sacrificed himself for it too...#TURN THAT SONG UPPP!!!!!#WHAT HAPPENED??? also kiku is like 'why am i the only one here serving cunt' and she wojld be right....#luffy got socks and new sandals omg.... and a new sword....#zoro almost killing sanji with enma aldhakdjsksjskqj sanji said put on the armor 😉 and the sword became homophobic#wanda still has namis clothes on... oh its serious....#otsuru omg.... queen.... and she also knows kinemon is there.. the drama the angst#this episode is just edging.... why do i know that something happened at the end of the episode.... enough.....#talking tag#watching one piece#episide 959#NOT THE SUNNY!!! THE PEOPLE FROM OKOBORE BURNT ALIVE???? NOOOOO#me wondering why oden has such a short skirt and then they hide their wives from him when he enters the city ajdjsksk yeah....#omg oden pantyshot.... i keep getting fed this season.....#why the new ad breaks with luffy ace and sabo omg..... dont....#i love this bit about old people with black hair having blonde hair when they were young...#tsuru stripping kinemon of his clothes akdhakdhak#why is oden such a menace lmao jotaro kinda man..... he changed the course of a river 💀💀#hes got a harem???? consensual and everything wow... first poly man in wano lmaooo#oden sama you have to stop... your drip too hard.... your swag too different... your bitches too bad... oden sama they will kill you#making oden on top of someones cremation is too much they should kill him for that i agree also wdym he is 18.... this is a grown man#that was fun but wtf is oden.... what kinda creature#episode 960#kinemon and otsuru hug??? damn why are all the men blushing sndjks i wanna say he is cool but i can't... internalized homophobia...#this is so funny they hugged to fight the gay for oden allegations bc why after all that kinemon is on his hands and knees crying about how#he would die for him????? gay as hell#orochi was a servant for yasuie???? damn...#oden receuiting his band of simps....#episode 961
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i hate them with a passion
#this may turn into one of my long ass posts with hundreds of screenshots of quotes from the books#but i dont have the energy for that just now#anyway. this moment makes me wanna throw shit at the walls. their relationship is my favourite thing from the very beginning#but dumas went really went out of his way to make it even more insane in the last book#and dont hit me with a 'aww they have such a big/little brother energy its so cute uwu' please im begging you stop saying that#nothing irks me more than hearing their relationship described as something that innocent. its so much more complex and intense come on#there is pure visceral hate there. jealousy. bile. cruelty. some fucked up form of codependency even? maybe? from d'artagnan's side?#there's nothing more horrible and cruel than the fact that THEY are the only two left alive in the end (not for long but yknow)#they would NEVER be friends if not for athos (and they would never hate each other so much if not for him too)#they hate each other so so much. but remember that d'artagnan starts out being absolutely bedazzled by aramis and looking up to him#his first impression of aramis is just. hearteyes and 'wow i wish that were me'. he doesnt do that even with athos at first.#he grows to adore athos yes but upon first meeting him he doesnt think much of him. unlike with aramis.#and then it changes instantly. does a 180° flip when aramis is a bitch to him.#and it stays that way for the entirety of the trilogy. until this moment. this one short moment when d'artagnan#who. mind you. is not innocent himself and was also manipulating the hell out of porthos and talking shit about aramis behind his back.#but he makes that step. he reaches out. 'i fucking hate you let me help you you dumb evil cunt' and aramis says 'no <3'#you know i have this thing where i am OBSESSED with finding the one moment where a character condemns themselves for good.#the one moment when they figuratively sign the contract for their perdition. that up to that moment they could still be saved somehow.#for rodrigo it is when he tries to kill eboli (in the play). for don giovanni it is when he refuses elvira's plea to change#(NOT when he accepts il commendatore's invite mind you)#and i feel like THIS is that moment for aramis.#the fact that it comes from d'artagnan is so just so fucking agsjssgsgsh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and of course he says no.#there is no version of this where he lets himself be helped. he has to say no he will always say no.#but boy oh boy is this making me bang my head against the wall.#the three musketeers#les trois mousquetaires#vicomte de bragelonne#alexandre dumas
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Black feathers Bloom out From our thorns And I'll take back what you stole
uncolored boy because i like this version too <3
#song: black feathers by a tergo lupi#he... 😞#might just be one of the most tragic characters i made and tbh? almost feel sad about it#more info on him later ofc#but honest to god i CAN'T WAIT to see this precious biscuit STRUGGLE against his vampiric nature the tadpole AND his dark urges#mans will have to juggle three big ass existencial problems#one could say the only thing keeping him alive is pure distilled SPITE#he WILL find the bitch who infected him with tragic mc desease and he WILL get a happy ending! (but most likely die trying)#my art#tradicional art#marker art#oc#rayne “dirge” caladrius#the dark urge#baldurs gate 3#bg3#larian studios#half elf#vampire#click for better quality#please PLEASE ignore the anatomy thank u ily and have a good one
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Getting pretty close to the end of odyssey I feel, and jfc the shit i have to go through to keep my idiot asshole brothers alive.
The whole second encounter with Stentor I was like... It's rotten work. Especially to me, especially if it's you. I'll do it but christ alive
And Alexios. Jfc where do I even begin. Im like, you're gonna be my fuckin friend whether you like it or not idc. I love you bitch, die mad about it!
I am dragging everyone kicking and screaming into being a family and it's pretty funny
#this isn't even to mention the various bugs i encountered with the stentor quest that forced me to either let him die or COMPLETELY RESTART#THE QUEST TO FIX IT AND BE ABLE TO KEEP HIM ALIVE#THIS HAPPENED TWICE#TWICE!!!!!!!!#TWO SEPARATE BUGS. TWO. DIFFERENT KNOWN THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN AT THE VERY END OF THE QUEST.#where the only solution is to DO IT ALL AGAIN!!!!!#it wasn't an easy quest either#it was a whole ass conquest battle those things suck 😭#then i finally finally get to the end and stentor tells me to just kill him and im like NO BITCH!!!!!!!!#after everything i just went through! the hours i just spent doing this very difficult quest multiple times!!!!!#you're gonna live and you're gonna like it bitch!!!!!!!!#also#what is it with nikolaos' children and surviving getting thrown off a cliff with no lasting injuries#we're literally 3 for 3 on that#but honestly i actually was really happy to see stentor survived the first encounter#i was very sad that i had to kill him i always had wished there was a way to kill nikolaos but not stentor#and i guess there was all along 😊#now i shall recruit him on my ship and force him to be happy and make friends and let go of the past 😊
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Difficult Person VS Likeable Person
"Callous? I'm not saying I actually attacked someone but if I did, believe me, they had it coming."
Tagged byStolen from: @halfghcst Tagging: Whoever would like to do it?
#🌈 || dashboard games#🌈 || memes#🌈 || character sheet#Spooky showed me this last night so I had to do it too#And I'm LAUGHING#How can you be so friendly but be such a callous bitch Khare?#Actually it's kind of appropriate because she was kind of traumatized about the whole kidnapping and being experimented on schtick#So it's kind of skewed her outlook a bit#It's okay I smashed the cell guard's head in he had it coming#It's okay I stole a hunting knife and some clothes and supplies from those hunters#I needed it more than they did#Definitely not opening up anytime soon I can't even accept myself rn#Happiness is definitely at a low#She's so fucking lonely and isolated since she can't even contact family back home and let them know she's alive#So far my only kinda sorta friend is that guy with the end is nigh sign and it's only because I have beans#It's just getting funnier the longer I look at this because she's genuinely wanting to be friendly and kind#But man she's gone through some shit
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Guess who quit their second job so they have more time to write~
#dumb fuck ted talk#i hate my life#i always end up working for the dumbest people alive#if only i could be a full time content creator but that doesn't pay the bills nor is it what i'm in school for 💀#i can't wait to graduate and start working with people who aren't as idiotic as these people#all over a jacket too that's how you know it was dumb#anywho#i will be finishing up some things now that i'm free on the weekends#but who knows when i'll get a replacement job bc a bitch needs money for this concert#is this my sign to start an onlyfans#i have too many insecurities to actually do it but y'know#but yeah#that's it#that's the post#have a nice rest of your night or day <3#rain's daily issue
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guys i finished ove a year ago and my snapchat flashbacks are literally just me sobbing, it’s the funniest thing ever
#she was going through it#they’re so unhinged too like i look so disheveled#there’s also a bunch of reposted tik toks about romajuliette and about how life had no meaning#i was being so dramatic#what’s that psych term about like it being ironic now or something#i don’t know i got a 1 on the ap psych test#the only reason i’m saying that is because#SPOILERS#THEYRE ALIVE BITCH#YOU CRIED FOR NOTHING#YOU CRIED TO SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW WHILE READING THE EPILOGUE FOR NO REASON#anyway buy last violent call next month 🫶#these violent delights#our violent ends
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I did it. My angy murder death bird has been drawn by my hand. Now they can hunt for souls in style.
For context, this is my "grim reaper" OC, Tenshi Nevermore, who has a whole character bio you can read on my page if you're interested. (It's a lengthy read tho bc ADHD be damned) Low-key kinda proud of how this came out.
Just gonna say this now, if you got an OC that's just text and you really want them to be visualized, DRAW THEM. It doesn't matter if your drawing skills aren't the best or if you need to use piccrew, DO IT. It's so satisfying to see them "come to life" and be more than just words.
#oc artwork#oc#grim reaper#original art#pencil#original character#sketch#The wings were an absolute bitch to get right#so much googling to see how tf to draw those fuckers#they ended up looking kinda mid but#you know what? it was worth the effort#my dumbass noob bird child is alive now#also yeah I'm one of those creatures that colors in graphite#the only reason i didn't color in the cloak and pants were just so the lines didn't blend together#thank null tenshi has a cloak because LIKE HELL i'm gonna draw skeleton hands
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i woke up and was IMMEDIATELY full of Energy and I'm like YAAAAAAAY I'M SO EXCITED TO BE ALIVE I CAN'T WAIT TO EXPERIENCE WHAT TODAY HAS TO BRING!!!!!!!!! :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ!!!!!!!!! and stan's like what the fuck is your damage man calm DOWN and I'm like I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M LIKE THIS. I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW I
#all I know is I'm habing a good time being alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#pk;m curly🩹#truly by the end of the day it IS all a coping mechanism. bht also im genuinely excited for today idk why!!!!!!!!!#might sit outside if we don't forget actually!!!!!!! it's 80+ out but cloudy so it shouldn't be too bad#it's only 12:30 and stan's like We should go back to sleep wlel I dont think so!!!!! we feel fully awake thank you sir#i know we have chronic fatigue so if we crash later WELL we crash later!!!!!!!!!!!! but rn i do jot want to sleep more and I'M being spotlit#bitch so what i say goes!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fucked up that now im never gonna get closure on the most compelling storyline charles rowland got in fourty years (80s working class rude boy, never stood up for himself, the one time he does so for someone else he encounters death by stoning. he likes that one good deed that got him killed so much he keeps standing up for other people his whole afterlife and not out of any ghost-like need to go to heaven but more out of an alive-boy impulse to be better than he ever could in life (better than his blood tells him he is). his rage is only ever born of love for others and in a story that rehashes Dante's Inferno theory- all sins arise from love, perverted love directed towards others' harm, deficient love, or the disordered or excessive love of good things, he never lets himself feel rage (or to think about love) for thirty years because that goes against his need to be good and of course if anger and love have always hurt you, you would think them to be tainted emotions) steve yockey if you are reading this dm me the script of season 2 or i will be. in your walls.
#i know this bitch was adapting the storyline of the 2010 run -that also never ended!!- where charles has to find out whether#his dad killed his mother and if that makes him a monster by proxy and also#they hinted at zombies which would be the 2023 run (did anyone understand how it ended? I didn't. are they alive again are they not?) now.#now i ask. would it have been so hard to adapt it all in eight episodes instead of betting on nfx granting a sequel#dbda#i know the script exists let me see it#i can make so many subordinates in a single sentence#he really was made in a lab to appeal to me specifically and then they decided they d expand his character arc in s2 so ofc there's no s2#do you think about how he only gets stuck in the devlin loop AFTER the father proves to him he's still powerless#do you think about when we see his death from his pov the song playing only came out a few months before in 1988. he's both very much#still alive and very much stuck#and dont get me started on 'can you even feel that?' 'no but it doesn't matter'#my boy
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Uhmmm methinks the extended version I'm watching on netflix rn might be the 4k but I'm not sure bc firstly I've never seen it and secondly I've watched these movies mainly on small screens whatever the version but! they're much brighter generally and definitely sharper, I've never seen the details in most of the fabrics for example, and lastly there are scenes added that aren't the ones I'm used to. Granted I don't have discs (of the other extended version and not for my lack of trying)(i do have dvds of the theatrical release) but only files in a pc, but those files are in 1080p so.
Am i losing my mind? Does anybody in the fandom knows anything about it? I'm watching rotk and it's a bit weird ngl, makes me really curious.
Edit: oh my goodness yes it is!!! Look at how smarmellata the lighting is at arwen's last journey!! It's nice to see the details in all of the surfaces and the more realistic fabric colours. But I prefer the old one bc the added scenes added to the story and not only to the length of the movies. And it's too damn bright now.
Edit 2: i think some sounds are different as well? This is weird guys. it's like watching the og films only that for some reasons they're twice as longer. ???? What did they do to you...
#i could and find the 4k versions on torrent and check them maybe#only to see if I'm right#also a complain that's ot: you would think that in twenty+ fucking years I'm alive on this bitch of an earth my family#(that's always complaining about not knowing what giving me for presents btw)#would at least ONCE think that hey! she really likes those books and those movies maybe we should get her soke dvds but nope#literally never crossed their minds i had to buy the shorter versions for cheap like last year by myself#and of fucking course they don't make them with the title in italian anymore which is such bullshit#okay i need to chill end of rant#lotr
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andrew is so real for thinking neil is a hallucination cos now that we have outsider pov on him it's actually insane that he's a real person. like this is neil josten: he's the prettiest boy you've ever met. he's the runaway son of a serial killer. he has a million dollars but is afraid of spending money. he folds his clothes a specific way so he can tell when someone's gone through his stuff. he keeps a stalker's journal on the two greatest exy players of all time. he wears coloured contacts and they're brown. he paid a busboy $100 to knock him out cold. he insulted a celebrity athlete on live tv after trying to keep a low profile. he says he's trying to stay alive while running towards death like it's a race. he mouths off to the mafia. he respects your boundaries and is the first person ever to take you at face value and not consider you an out of control psychopath. he orders hits on your abusers. he has the most electric blue eyes you've ever seen. he looks great in clubbing clothes but dresses like he's homeless. he insults someone for their "intricate and endless daddy issues" while his father is a convicted mobster and serial killer. he didn't give a fuck when his teammate was killed. everyone seems to like him even though it's clear he's hiding a million secrets. he doesn't catch on to the many many hints you're giving him. he calls you out not for being a danger to others but for being a danger to yourself. he thinks you should be protected as well as trusting you to protect him (and you think, how can someone be a victim and a protector?). he doesn't give a flying fuck what literally anyone thinks about him. he comes back from being waterboarded and tortured and abused for weeks (to protect you) and is still as feisty and bitchy as before. except now he's a redhead and has many more scars. he is possibly the first person to ever make the active decision to protect you. he's willing to put himself in harm's way again and again and again so he won't lose you. he always has a cigarette but he never smokes. he says "you're not actually a sociopath are you?" and "the next time someone calls you soulless i might have to fight them". even though he's messy and a little oblivious he's sees you. he might be the only person to ever want you off your drugs. he wants to see you lose control, is aware that you're not out of control, you're actually so controlled and restrained all of the time and he wants to see you feel something, he wants you to be angry, be angry at him. he riles you up on purpose to see you show emotion, feel something. he's a runner and yet he's still possibly the bravest person you've ever met. he gets kidnapped and comes back even more bruised and battered than before and he's still a mouthy little shit who bitches at the press and cuts deals with the yakuza. he's most of the reason why the worst team in the nation ends up winning championships. he shoves a guy clean off his feet because they body checked you. he punched celebrity athlete riko moriyama in public, for you. he threatens him, for you. he's almost killed on live tv. he mouths off to the fbi. he watches the (second) best exy player in the world get shot. he also watches his father, notorious serial killer and gangster, get shot in front of him. and he laughs. he smiles. he kisses you and is never gonna run again and he's free and he wants to be with you, he wants you.
#neil josten how are you real#he really is a pipe dream#neil josten the man that you are#i love him your honour#aftg#all for the game#the sunshine court#tsc#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil#zoe yaps
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