#the one who lives at the beach

[larrythefloridaman]

every time i imagine The Crimson (location) all i can really picture is something sort of like AT-5 from Iron Lung. Unfathomably deep dark red blood ocean, full of trenches and unnatural labyrinth structures that seem to move just to disorient you, impossible corrupted life and its remnants, just very wet and scary and dangerous. Which makes it a lot funnier to me to imagine Crimson just chilling out there unbothered with a DS or smthn

[anachronistic-falsehood]

every time i get into a new media i end up thinking of a teen beach movie au for it. i never do anything w these aus but there r so fun 2 just play with in my head like barbies <3

[useless-catalanfacts]

Btw if you come on holidays and stay at an AirBnb instead of an actual registered hotel I hate you personally. Not "I hate the gentrification and touristic massification and the way we can't live in our homes and are forced to move away because of tourism" in an abstract way- No, not just that. I hate you.

[frozenartscapes]

Edelgard still lives rent free in my head and I had a random headcanon about her Fallen version in Heroes. (Because I personally think it’s more interesting if each Edelgard had slightly different personalities and quirks that reflect the lives they lived before being summoned. For example, I see Brave!Edelgard as being the defacto “mom” of the group because she’s technically the oldest.)

But Hegie!Edelgard specifically is the most intriguing to me so here’s my headcanon: she’s the tallest. I like to think that she’s got some semblance of control over her Hegemon form, and has figured out that she can stretch her body just a tiny bit when in her non-beast form that puts her a few inches taller than the other Edelgards. Nothing crazy - she’s not trying to compete with Dimitri or Hubert.

But those few inches are more than enough to make the “normal” Edelgards jealous and Hegie is infuriatingly smug about it

[rhymaes]

Mysterious Lotus Casebook, Ep. 1, 2, 30, & 40 // Autobiography of Red, Anne Carson

[worm-in-a-trenchcoat]

Mutuals!!! Beasties!!!

We went to an antique mall today for my birthday and look at what I found!!

The whole top floor was full of vintage toys and dolls/Barbie’s, I wanted to buy everything 😭

[hanzajesthanza]

~a vampire at dawn~

excuse the quick sketch, for this post is less about the art and more about the idea behind it... i have this headcanon from when geralt's company was trekking with the beekeepers through the wilderness:

although they were initially very grateful to have three meals a day prepared for them, they quickly got sick of having honeyed porridge served for all three of them. "Everything was sticky from the honey, even the young women." milva began to get nauseous at mealtimes, and cahir, usually ravenous at mealtimes as befits a strapping young lad such as he, even turned down a few bowls.

regis, however, was quite happy with it.

because, as is mentioned later in the book, about saovine traditions: "The spirits of the dead (...) should be given honey and groats, all sprinkled with vodka…" i imagine some confusing night where he went into a villager's hut to drink blood, but, it was around saovine, so they were even expecting someone like him to arrive and to even be looking for such a thing. prepared for such a situation, they handed him some kasza with honey. he didn't really know what to do with it, but they instructed him on how to eat... it was surprisingly pretty good, so he started pulling this on all the other villages, like hey i;m "undead" (whatever that means) do you have any "porridge" with "honey." yeah also put a little vodka on it while you're at it.

so honeyed groats turned out to be the first human food he ate, and over time, became like a comfort food to him. now he has it without the vodka though

[theguardianace]

i feel like we as a fandom dont talk about the island panic event enough

[captainsupernoodle]

i'm very happy with the giggle but i am a teensy bit disappointed donna didn't get to save the doctor's ass -- it's a consequence of the third episode pulling triple duty with involving UNIT/maggie and the passing of the baton, i think. on the other hand! she gets to stay with her family - which she wanted to do - and she's working for UNIT now, which means she gets adventures and to be involved with big things the way she wanted to!! the epilogue focused on home life bc that's the doctor's retirement but i will also amuse myself with imagining that now donna spends most of her working hours body-slamming alien drama away from him. the doctor is always a trouble magnet. he cannot go on vacation or settle down without something going wrong. except this time donna is here and she has access to a laser. he's taking maggie and rose around and keeps stumbling across plot hooks but donna's already taken care of them. he goes shopping with shaun and the automated checkout sounds a little different but instead of fighting a computer virus with a grudge he gets the milk and goes home because donna already took care of it. there's an almighty crash while he's examining an excavated spaceship for unit and donna comes around the corner holding a comically oversized wrench and a squashed space bug. he's taking a walk with wilf and sees donna across the park and the ends of her hair are smoking a little bit but she gives them both a kiss on the cheek and says she'll tell the story over dinner. alien war fleet comes to demand the doctor and she yells at the commander until they go away. unit hasn't been able to get a list of the loose ends he's left on earth because he's always running around but she knows where he sleeps and holds his towel hostage while he's in the shower until he dictates everything he can remember through the door. scene where fourteen is at a convenience store talking to fifteen on the new tardis cellphone network and donna football-tackles a purple guy with a phaser in the background.

[jewishdainix]

Claudia is so pretty and amzing forever so she looks amazing smoking so i love having her smoking as a pfp but its kinda fummy when you think of how if I get within three meters of a person who has smoked recently I will start coughing my lungs out

[californiaquail]

dug through everything trying to find my little command hooks and poster putty and those seem to have vanished into the ether but what i did wind up doing was digging my impulse purchased pair of snaffle reins out and oiling those with my beautifully scented leather conditioner that they dont make anymore and made myself sad lol

[inkperch]

Mermaid Ningguang au send post

[diaz-fox]

went to see girl in red tonight (so good so cute so gay i had the best time) and now i’m just 🥰🥰🥰 i love finally having queer friends it’s so nice

[pisshandkerchief]

I wish MY job was beach

[floralpunkbarton]

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[rosesradio]

me when the fic explores childhood corruption through the lens of “i don’t understand this but others know better so it’s probably okay” but you’re viewing as an adult through the glass and. you know better