#the og story

[kazz-brekker]

in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

[stargirl230]

you’re my hero!

bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[aesethewitch]

When I was a kid, we moved into a house that had a huge lilac tree out front. It was mostly rotten, and it needed to be taken down before it fell. It took a while, but eventually, it was gone.

Mostly. A couple years later, little lilac babies popped out of the ground in its place. My mom was determined to get rid of them, because she'd planted a beautiful flower garden there, and the lilac trees would overshadow and kill the whole garden. I insisted on saving at least a few saplings. She said fine, but I had to dig them out and put them in pots myself.

So, I did. I spent days digging little lilac bushes out of the ground and putting them into pots. Some couldn't be saved, but some could. When all was said and done, I had five brand-new lilac saplings. Seven or eight years old, and it was my absolute pride and joy.

Three died due to sun scorching, severe drought that no amount of watering could save, and perhaps just being moved from their place in the ground. But two survived, and I was awfully proud of them! I'd go out and talk to them every single day. I watered them by hand and made sure they were fertilized properly. I learned all about their favored environments, and I was determined to make sure they lived.

One of my mom's friends saw what I was doing with the lilacs. She asked if she could have one to put in her backyard, and I agreed on the condition that she take very, very good care of it.

It's now fucking enormous. I'm talking ten feet tall and bursting with beautiful purple flowers every spring. My mom still gets updates each year as they start to bloom, which she forwards to me. And all I can think is, "That's my friend! Thriving some twenty years on, there it is."

The other tree nearly died, too. It lived in a pot for far, far too long. I wanted to plant it somewhere in my parents' yard, but my mom was reluctant. Eventually, we agreed to put it in the far back garden. It grew okay for many years, despite the shade, but in all these years, it's never bloomed.

Last year, the massive tree casting massive shadows over the lilac and the garden cracked in half and fell. It tumbled into the garden, crushing part of the nearby shed and destroying a few plants beneath it.

It missed my lilac by inches.

The clean-up is long done. The rest of the tree has been cut down, and my lilac has full sunlight for the first time in fifteen years. It won't bloom this year, I know. But it's got new shoots up. It's taller than ever. I spent half an hour a few weeks ago praising it for surviving all this time, dreaming about its future and telling it how I believe it'll become the tall beauty it's always been meant to be.

I think next year, I'll see flowers.

[crowned-clown-rising]

My favorite animal is people who thought destiel was a made up ship that was born out of fans stretching canon too much and overall exaggerating then watch the show and realize... that from the very beginning that shit is gay

[galehowl]

gives my annual "most mishandled and ruined Star Wars villain" reward

[hamletthedane]

Just remember: whatever level of insane you are about Wicked, you will still NEVER be as insane as Stephanie J Block and Sebastian Arcelus running down to a NYC courthouse one early morning to elope before their wedding day, just so they could perform As Long As You’re Mine on Broadway that night as a married couple

[noodles-and-tea]

Some good ol’ ACD Holmes and Watson

[ghost-town-story]

what would be your characters' email signature? please be creative.

I am unfortunately the most boring person ever with my email signatures, but! a creative attempt shall be made (for my OG kiddos, bc I'll at least make it easy on myself and choose the characters from our world lol)

Will: Jared would set Will's with the intention to poke fun at him, except Will can't figure out how to change it so he's stuck with it. Brain is blanking on what it would be exactly, other than "Wolf Boy" in place of Will's name.

Jared: Changes his at least once a month, usually. Tames it down for school/work stuff, but anything else is signed off like those emails people send to their profs when they're hella sick.

Finn: Boring, most of the time. Signs off emails to Melody with a line from a poem, often something romantic after they start dating. Signs off emails to Jared with some variation of "Don't burn down any buildings."

Melody: The same as Finn, but substitute the poetry for song lyrics.

[moonshinesonic-moonstarslight]

More Tiny Cumplane!

Og Mobei Jun: *stares down at tiny Qinghua. Wonders if Qinghua got cursed. Sees wide excited eyes staring back at him. Really wonders if his human got cursed* Hm.

Airplane (currently the size of a 3yold): *beaming smile, not worried at all about getting killed by his favorite character* Hi! You are very pretty, my king!

Og Mobei Jun: *knows Qinghua only calls him that to others when questioned on why he supports the 'weak' fourth prince. Also knows that Qinghua only talks about his looks when drunk or drugged. Worry increases* Oh? Is he now?

Airplane: *nods happily, gesturing wildly* Of course! My king is the best after all!

Og Mobei Jun: *flattered even if his concern has skyrocketed. Plotting on finding out what happened to his human* Hm.

Og SQH: *rushes into the room* Xiao Yi! I told you to go to Qing Jing! Why are you still... *Sees Mobei Jun* My Lord!!

Og Mobei Jun: *two Qinghuas? One big? One little? Yi? As in one? Stares at his human searching for answers*

Og SQH: *panicking because the child was not supposed to meet the demon he works for! The little brat will share with his friend no matter what. And while Shen-shixiong will not be told anything, the disfavored disciple will be* This lowly one apologizes! Aiya! Aiya! Xiao Yi get over here right now.

Airplane: *skips over, enjoying this immensely. Has a horrible idea mid-skip. Grinning as he continues over* Okay Mama!!

Og SQH: *keeps his annoyed expression without faltering, but now silently screaming and wondering if he was actually his much of a menace as a child (yes), pulls the child out of the room* Excuse us my lord, I need to talk to my child for a moment.

Airplane: *seeing that this is backfiring quickly, tears up* I'm sorry Mama. Xiao Yi just wanted to see 'your king' as he's Xiao Yi's king too!

Og SQH: *finish dragging the child out of the room, silently wondering if killing his 'younger self' would be worth it* And Mama did not think it was safe for Xiao Yi to do so yet. That is why Mama told you to go play with A-Yuan and Bing-ge on Qing Jing. *Tightens hold on child's wrist slightly* You are very lucky my lord is feeling merciful at the moment Xiao Yi.

Og Mobei Jun: *listening in, wondering when his human had a child and more importantly with who. He could have sworn he ran off all the others eyeing his human. Did Qinghua go behind his back even with this? ... Was his human so desperate for a child that he wouldn't wait for Mobei Jun to propose? He had been waiting for Qinghua to respond to the courting attempts... Had he missed something? Did Qinghua respond and he just went along like nothing happened? If so did his sneaky human take matters into his own hands as usual?* Hm. Mobei Yi then.

(Yes, Mobei Jun has come to the conclusion that Airplane is his and Qinghua's child. That SQH went out of his way to have out of frustration of their courtship going nowhere. He is never corrected on this. Airplane finds it hilarious and Og SQH is blind to this conclusion.)

[krazieka2]

I've played the Fire Emblem Husbando Dating Simulator Games

[mikuyuuss]

“You'll see my face in every place

But you can't catch me now”

[watermeringue]

[aspiring-house-husband]

puppy needs a muzzle. 

not that he’s a danger, no. sweet thing couldn’t hurt a fly if he tried. no, it’s a comfort to him. like a blanket draped over his head to dull his senses and put him back where he belongs. a reminder that good dogs don’t speak and good boys listen. 

a promise that he’ll get what he needs, and he won’t have to ask for it. 

so he cuddles on the couch and he helps make dinner and he watches a movie, all with his gag. just to keep his head blissfully empty. and his cock rock hard. 

good boys listen. good boys get what they want. good boys get their wrists tied down and cocks sucked after they’ve spent all day behaving in their muzzle. after all, a good boy gets his reward. and if he behaves while he gets his cock sucked, then a very good pet gets to pin down his owner and breed them full and dripping. 

if he’s good. he usually is. 

[elizaisdunn]

autistic man (sherlock) said he likes thomas the tank engine and I said oh i’m sure

[tremendously-crazy]

Wait???

Watson literally traveled NEARLY SIX HUNDRED MILES IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS just to see Holmes and make sure he was okay.

GET YOURSELF A MAN LIKE JOHN WATSON

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girl found dead in a hidden room.

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