#the noodle is angy

[skylertheminish]

Harper picks up the Zander-Snivy and cooed, "Awww, look at you! You're so cute!"

They pulled a Pokeball out of their pocket, smirking, "I'm gonna catch you!"

Zander leered back at them as they pulled out a Pokéball and said "aye you go and try it. I'll remember this ya know!".

But what can you do exactly Zander? You don't know what your moves are, though Leer and Scratch were safe bets, and all you CAN do right now is just dangle there like a noodle.

[system-threat-detected]

Horizontober day 3: Recognize

[delusionalpuffball]

[moonchild-in-blue]

Wishing I was Cecil, the weiner-dog 🌭🐶

[the-crow-binary]

@beevean and I were having fun with an AU where Mathias gets send to pre-cv3 castlevania and meets Hector BUT Dracula ends up turning Hector and then Hector elopes to LoI's era with Mathias and eventually what had to happen happen and they become vampire husbands + Joachim survived and stayed with them and became their lover too at some point

Anyway since we agree that Joachim is a snake... and Hector a wolf... and Mathias a bat... I got inspired. ❤️ (that wolf took me so long to draw. 😭)

Joachim wasn't going to eat him for real of course... or was he? 😏 (that bat was drawn without the use of a reference so I can't guaranty the quality of it's anatomy)

[weratebeanz]

Having a great day, someone steps on his tail.

2/10 rain on his parade, 10/10 rawr.

[feshsticks]

yoooo if i’d have known drawing with pressure was SO MUCH FASTER than without then i mighta invested years ago 🤔 anyway a LONG overdue doodle inspired by this post but like....i also had a few concepts of all 4 lords along the way that imma put under the cut

pirate au ig

(this is probably already done idc my ignorance means it’s original to me)

Heisenberg: gigantic steel dreadnought/frigate. Self-sustaining, can remain at sea for years, takes shipwrecks and the dead into its hidden bowels to empower itself. Watch for black fumes in the sky

Dimitrescu: 16th/17th/whatever century they were born in galleon-style ship, famous for being a getaway for women on land in dire straits. Rules over tropical waters aggressively. Signalled by the sea turning red

Few have seen the ship of Beneviento. Some say it's jet black, probably no larger than a yacht. Some say it’s a sizable brig run by a crew not of flesh but of wood and hinges. In either case, she always appears in mist; don't trust any area infamous for mirages

Moreau has less a ship, and moreso wears a marshy island with a solitary, broken lighthouse. This is actually the biological shell of a leviathan, who uses it as a lure to the desperate or brave. Thankfully, he's relatively easy to outsmart. The sky rains acid in warning of him

And fuck MM she doesn't get shit lol

[wizardnuke]

my irl is going to see my insane cr meta

[emooooonart]

Here I finished the line art and am just laying the flats down for the cell shading later.

[mehiwilldoitlater]

"And so the Great Sage smacked the evil macaque and saved the day!"

"You saying it all wrong!"

"NO, I DONT!"

It was custom of the monkeys of Mount Huaguo to tell stories during super time, and that night a few youngster decided to tell the time that Sun Wukong had tò face and opponent that was the same as him, the Six eared Macaque. It was one of the most famous stories about the journey to the west, and it was quite cute to see the monkeys arguing about it.

You and Yuán Fèn were currently finishing your own meals when curiosity struck you.

"Say, the thought doesn't make you curious." He rose his head from his bowl full of vegetables, soup, and noodles.

"About the Macaque!"

"Are you asking me if I want to fight an evil version of me, or are you just impying that I have to save you from it?"

"I don't get into troubles...often."

He chuckled, finishing his soup, while you just started to play with one piece of carrot that was floating in your.

"Well, if that day came..." He said, Taking away your carrot from your own soup and eating it in front of you." "I pray you'll be able to have some common sense to recognize an impostor from me!"

You stuck out your tongue at him after the small provocation. You Teo faced many dangers. It wasn't like another one could be different.

((a small drabbke! Doesn't mean nothing!))

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[py-dreamer]

So... I know I'm late...

But yea! I said I was coming back with some stickers and I kept my word! I would've hoped that I could've completed the sheet in like a day but as you can see...that didn't work out

I know I've been a bit MIA lately but burnout sucks. I do have a lot of WIPS I really want to work on but again, it seems that the ProcrastiNation hath struck my feeble mortal brain again.

But anyways:

I headcanon Aroace Mei, just a personal headcanon (disagree if you like) I also like lesbian Mei but thought I'd give some aroace appreciation

Silktea was only given 1 episode but OH BOY did it fuel our wild shipping habits. And I jumped on the bandwagon. It's a reference to that scene in She-Ra where Scorpia tells Catra she 'didn't want to do this' then wraps kitty up in the blankey and cradles her like a wee baby. And Sandy would do that for any friend, I will die on this hill

Saw a fanart where Mk had a pig nose themed pacifier and I just yoinked that idea. The pig hoodie and the pacifier seems like something Tang would do for Pigsy (also to get away with free noodles cause who can say no to that face?~)

Mac showing Wukong the lantern. What can I say, mans' fascinated by them pretty lights. Though our little performer's eyes seem to be straying from the show (^u ')

I know many people have issues with shipping with Nezha and such and I know the two had a rough history but y'know what fans do; they love to make the people who kill each other soulmates (platonic, romantic or otherwise) Even if it wasn't romantic, I still love the idea of them being buddies and just chilling, the danger noodle prince and the angy prince snuggle and watch a movie (mainly from Nezha 2019 but I also saw New Gods and can I just say, I want those two twinks to bicker then kiss awkwardly and I want Yun Xiang to BEAT. HIS. ASS) but in case anyone asks, I do perceive Nezha to be a consenting adult in general outside shipping drama and if the two are adults, it does make my heart squeal when I see these two hold hands and whatnot

HOW COULD I EVER FORGET MY SPICYBOIS, inspired by that one Ponyo kiss scene. I was actually gonna make a bigger piece but then I saw someone do it already in a much better fashion than I ever could and I just gave up on the idea but Ig here, its just like the two cakes mentality and I gave it a go. Hope I could do the concept justice

Have spider queen or scorpion queen ever interacted before? No. But they are both queens and I believe Spider Queen's confidence could rub off on Scorpion Queen and she'd appreciate the company of Spider Queen's children henchmen. Also she give yummy food so lesbian venomqueens for the win

Redraw of that moment with Peng and Azure. I normally detest that bird but these two do get some gears grinding and whatever anyone says. Neither of those two are straight. I'll tell ya that.

Toxicinsanity is another rarepair that had like 1 sec screen time. I don't think they'd ever work out in canon and had virtually no chemistry. I still love all the fluffy ship content I can find of them though and if it ever were to happen. I think the mayor would scare the sh!t out of Syntax

Let's get at least one hetero couple here, Chang'e and Hou'Yi are a couple of favorites ngl, I took most of their outfits from Over the moon cause both of them looked stunning, Chang'e especially. I've seen people ship mah girl with other people and while I do agree it's healthy to move on, in my heart she will always long for Hou'Yi

Also irl, on valentines, my mum took us out for lunch, she treated us to bubble tea and donuts. We walked home so I waited to drink mah drink in my room while I drew and I accidentally finished it all... I'm so sorry mum

f*ck I forgot ironbull. Uhh....I'll draw something later, rn I need to go to bed before I get yelled at...

click pic for less sh!ty quality!

[vetteltea]

Mick Schumacher and Hot Soup In The Cold [no warnings]

Day 10 of the Vetteltea Advent Calendar

Note: Dedicated to one of my absolute favourite MS47 writers on this platform, @thisismeracing. Millie is a complete babe and I genuinely am in awe of every single thing that is written. I really hope this brings up to the standard you write Mick!

The lock of the ornate oak door clicks; a sound which echoes through the open-plan hallway and into the kitchen. There’s two sounds of footsteps; the first are scattery, nails digging into the floor and the undeniable sound of a tail smacking into the carefully organized suitcases. The second are heavy boots, carefully closing the heavy door and the faint curse in German, panic settling when the cases begin to wobble. 

You’ve sensed them before you see them; Angie comes scampering into the kitchen, letting out a singular bark to alert you of her presence. Immediately, you’re crouching down, coos falling from your lips as the puppy nuzzles into your touch, her pink tongue coming out to graze against your fingers. The sensation always feels weird, laughing as she continues to lie across the floor, basking in your attention.

Heavy footsteps into the kitchen don’t cause you to glance up, not until you hear his voice. It’s not his voice, but the tiny whine he lets out, clearly hoping for some of the attention which was currently being directed towards the four-legged companion. 

Eyes widen when you finally look up to catch a glance of your boyfriend. He’s wrapped up in so many layers; you had insisted before he left the house, knowing all-too-well that the temperatures had dramatically dropped overnight. Even through his jumper, coat and hat, you can see him visibly shivering; his nose is scarlet from the harsh weather outside. There was no snow, no ice, it was just undeniably cold. 

“Oh, my poor baby.” You play along after his pout, standing up from where you had been previously settled, two hands resting on either side of his face, his icy skin immediately warming underneath your touch. Gently, you find yourself leaning forward, pressing a soft kiss to the tip of his red nose, the coolness immediately numbing your own skin.  “You’re so cold, Mick!” 

“I know.” He pouts, attempting to wiggle closer into your touch, lips pushing forward for another kiss. Of course, you comply, quickly pressing your lips to his before pulling away, turning to wash your hands whilst your boyfriend’s eyes widen upon seeing the counter.

Atop of the induction hob was an empty pot, remains of your well-known chicken noodle soup lingered in the bottom. His heart tightens for a moment; there was no way you would have made his favorite soup and not saved him any whatsoever? Instead, blue eyes peek onto the two thermos cups, both steaming from their content. It clicks in his head, though he speaks to clarify his thoughts are right. 

“Are they for the drive- the soups-” He clarifies when you turn around from the sink, wiping your hands on your trouser leg. 

“Yeah, I really don’t want to deal with the McDonald’s queue again.” You visibly shiver, remembering how long-winded the previous drive up to the Schumacher Home had been after Mick insisted on stopping off for lunch. The thirty-minute wait for a cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and cold fries whilst a woman in front of you demanded a full refund was something to be forgotten. 

You had bypassed that this year; whilst Mick took Angie for a speedy walk around the area whilst you packed up the final pieces of the luggage, you had also made a batch of Chicken Soup; over the past three years, if you had learnt anything, it was that the boy could not resist that meal. So much so, that when you turned around to pack the flasks into your own bag, you had frozen in your spot. 

His pink, pouted lips had made a home over the edge of the flask, already drinking the soup, lips becoming tighter when a noodle came to the brim of the cup. His eyes widen upon the realization of what he’s done; without even thinking, he’s chugged half of his soup as if it was water. 

You laugh. You actually laugh at him. It’s something you’ve grown to expect from Mick; like the world spins and racecars sprint around a track, he will always take your soup before it’s even been wrapped up. You’ve come to accept this, and whilst you watch his eyes fall down in shame, reveal a third flask of soup, hidden away from the two in sight. 

Mick’s mouth opens in shock, still holding the soup in one hand, pointing at you with the other. “Did you-”

“I know you, Mick.” You tease, stepping forward and pressing a soft kiss to his cheek. “Maybe a little too well.” You take the second flask next to your own, securing them in your own bag, a safekeeping for when he would inevitably try to take it after the first five minutes of the drive.

You knew him too well, after all. 

[galactic-blitz707]

Smack! -*turns Naga!Wesker into a marketable plushie*-

Take that Snake Boi!!

I can dream okay! Either way I hope you enjoy this little angy noodle Wesker plush concept lol.

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

ah yes the 3h lords: Angy Noodle, Bisexual and Santa Claus

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[ask-the-four-lords]

To Donna Beneviento

What do you think of non-Italians breaking pasta noodles to make them fit in a pot? I personally think it's absurd.

(Angie for president 2024 btw)

Donna Beneviento: *seething, doing a bad job hiding it* I don't like th-those people...

Angie Beneviento: Somethin' tells me you're vividly imagining murdering and torturing anyone who does that! Come on Donnsie, I know ya! Be honest.

Donna Beneviento: Fine... *extremely soft spoken, with full, unbreaking, eye contact* As a decent human being and self-respecting Italian, I think they should be killed and brutally tortured for crimes against humanity. I can and will tear them limb from limb. Also a child can fit any pasta into a pot, they're just idiots undeserving of dignity or respect.

Angie Beneviento: FUCKS YEAH DON-DON, FUCK EM UP!!! KANYE 2024 WOOO!!!

Donna Beneviento: *whispers, to reader* Angie doesn't realize she could run for president, please make sure she never does. Right now she's just going to vote Kanye, it could be so much worse.

Angie Beneviento: WAIT? I CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT AND NOBODY TOLD ME?!

[pinkiedevv]

Master Post

Helloooo!!!! - here's a list of everything I've posted!

G/T Stories

-Pocket Tiny [OC]

-G/T Kisses [OC]

Conflicting Desires (Premise, Ch. 1, Ch. 2, Ch. 3, Ch. 4) [Fanfic]

-Payback (Ch. 1, Ch. 2, Ch. 3, Ch. 4) [Fanfic]

G/T Drawings...

....Of my OC Leef

-Lookin' Up (Pt. 1, Pt. 2)

-Falling into Hands

-Nap Time

-WIP Noodle-y Leef

-Handstand Help

-Hangin' Around

-Mouseling

-A little rain

-Balance Beam

-Sleepy Borrower

-Mousey Tiny

-Wipe Those Tears Away

....Of other OC

-Crouching Low

-Angy Teeny Boi

-Squishy

-Just a Wee Boi in a Hand

-Contact

-Gojo and Geto Middling it Up

G/T Thoughts

- Borrowers Using Things as Other Things (Pt. 1, Pt. 2)

-Items know borrowers would use but idfk for what

-Obscure Items I bet borrowers would make use of

-Size Shifter Story Idea

-Tiny Hiding Spots (Ideas)

-How a Tiny Travels (Ideas)

-G/T Daydreams

-G/T Fluffy Domestic Story Idea

Asks/Answers

-Drawing my OCs