#askthefourlords

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Donna are you one of those girl kissers?

Donna Beneviento: No... m-maybe.

Alcina Dimitrescu, in the background: *Moving her fists up and down repeatedly* One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us.

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Don't know if this has been ask if so ignore this lol.

To all the lords, dimitrescu sisters and mother miranda what is your type?

:D

(I'm going to have them all answer honestly because if we're being realistic they'd all lie either a little or about basically the entire question)

Alcina Dimitrescu: Adorable, tasteful, intelligent, amusing, talented, strong-willed *seductive tone* yet entirely submissive at the right times.

Donna Beneviento: *Swallows* U-understanding, caring... no... no... I-I just want someone... to-to really love me *sobs*...

Salvatore Moreau: Someone... *barely keeps down some acid* someone whlo is nod afraid uh me... *cries* l-loving... like in muh-muh movies... *fails to keep down acid, it gets all over the floor* (He doesn't say it but also someone who fits the mommy bill)

Karl Heisenberg: Heh, smart, pretty, witty, charmin', and most impordenly, they're a real fighter, don't let any motherfucker hold em down but occasionally ready to be held down. *realizes there are some similarities between his statement and the 'big bitch's', gags. He speaks after in a rare moment of vulnerability* Hones'ly, I just don' wanna be alone anymore... I got no one but Sturm at the momen'. *Grimaces* Speaking of the fucker... YOU STUPID SACK OF SHIT! I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS SICK FUCKING WORLD AND I'll TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!

Daniela Dimitrescu: *Giggles* I'd like an adorable little maid... romantic and pretty.

(Sorry I didn't do Bela and Cassandra I am really sleep deprived, I'll probably be back to edit and add them in the next two days)

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Dimitrescu family, Merry Christmas! What do you do to celebrate? Do you make cookies infused with maiden's blood? Do you give the maids the gift of not killing them for one day?

Alcina Dimitrescu: We do make the cookies you speak of, they are excellent I might add. Although the maids who serve their purpose are rewarded with something or other.

Bela Dimitrescu: Today of all days the maids mean nothing to me, not my problem.

Cassandra Dimitrescu: Mother assigns me to get the blood for our famous maiden shortbread! *Slightly annoyed* I try to aim for the incompetent...

Daniela Dimitrescu: I like to get the good maids little gifts, they always have such a funny expression when I, the great and powerful Lady Daniela, deign to give them something...

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Merry Christmas From The Four Lords

Salvatore Moreau: *Babbling incoherently in a Santa Hat that may be under or oversized, it's hard to tell*

Karl Heisenberg: Murry Christmas... Personally, *with a look of sarcastic pride* I'm celebrating with my dearest friends Jack and Tito, maybe ambush the big bitch at the castle, dunno yet. Last Christmas I woke up in a field with no pant legs and a clear memory of Cassandra lighting my hat on fire so who knows what'll happen.

Donna Beneviento: *Does whatever cute holiday activity you can think of, there's so much adorable Christmas fanart of her I can't choose, I'm sorry. You must understand.*

Alcina Dimitrescu: *Happy and just a tiny bit wine-drunk* Oh how I cannot wait to celebrate with my wonderful daughters, Merry Christmas man-things and maidens.

Blog Author just to say, happy holidays everyone, you guys are great, have fun doing whatever, whether drunk like Karl or celebrating with family like Alcina, or whatever the fuck Moreau is doing.

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ALCINA MARRY ME PLZPLZPLZPZL *proposes with a ring pop* PLZ???????!?!?2?#?!#!??!??!?

Alcina Dimitrescu: Not again... *She takes the ring pop, gives you a consolation head pat. Tries to keep a straight face due to finding the ring pop pitiful and hilarious in equal measure* I'm afraid I'm not going to marry you, I mean really how many of you have a crush on me? *Every gay on the planet Alcina, each and every one, we secretly control the world in an underground plot to bring Alcina to life* I would say you can have the ring pop back but I think my beautiful Cassandra would enjoy it. *She calls Cassandra into the room and gives it to her*

Cassandra Dimitrescu: Thank you, mother! *Alcina smiles and whispers to Cassandra "Can you believe another one proposed? And with a ring pop no less, they truly are barbarians at times."*

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Ekhm *clear my throat* okay ladies, may i ask you guys a question as a someone who's rich from long time ago, what do you think about 'old money fashion'?? *handing the microphone to the dimitrescu*

Alcina Dimitrescu: I support it.

Cassandra Dimitrescu: Dull.

Bela Dimitrescu: Acceptable.

Daniela Dimitrescu: Booooring!

(Sorry for one word answers, I ended up repeatedly writing paragraphs and having to delete them so I just made them short and hopefully sweet.)

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*Runs up to Heisenberg and boops him on the nose*

BOOP

*Runs away giggling manically*

Karl Heisenberg: *Blushes a little, doesn't take long for him to settle on pissed despite* The hell was that?! *The bear chases you hammer in hand* Get back you somnabitch! Nobody *he restrains a chuckle as he says it* "boops" Karl god damn Heisenberg!!!

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Heisenburg, could your electromagnetic organs light up my Christmas tree please?

Karl Heisenberg: Is that a challenge? Because if so I fucking accept. *Lightning flickers from his hands, think Bioshock Electro Bolt as he lights up the tree, there's a small fire he easily puts out*

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To all lords

Can we... uh... be friends?... *very nervious*

Donna Beneviento: *Stares at you from behind the veil in complete and utter silence, no matter how shy, socially awkward, or nervous you are. Donna is 10 times fucking more of each.*

Salvatore Moreau: A friend! Of course... I do-don't have very many of those... *sighs* but-but thank yu for being my friend... *he cries a little at his longtime predicament*

Karl Heisenberg: 'Sure, I guess...

Alcina Dimitrescu: How polite of you, mortal. I shall consider it.

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*Feebly walking towards Donna*

*sniffles* I miss u lady Donna,,, and lady d and the dimisisters… and Angie I suppose

Also I tried something new last weekend, Japanese flavored beer. It’s interesting to say the least. Lady Alcina would definitely hate it, the dish I had on the other hand was delicious, pork and chicken adobo I cooked myself. I eyeballed the ingredients hehe

-pasta anon

Donna Beneviento: That-that does sound like something Alci would hate... *desperately trying to make small talk* the adobo certainly sounds like food, I, I thin-

Angie Beneviento, interrupts Donna: "I SUPPOSE" YOU MISS ME YOU SUPPOSE! Woooooow, human!

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Alcina,

Have you heard of Lady Gaga or are you a fan already? i’ve heard that you are… lmk. 🙏

•e.

Alcina Dimitrescu: As it happens, I am quite the fan of her work. One of my most favored modern musicians, although it will never beat out my beloved ABBA. *Amused* Some of you maidens have some actual taste, although most don't... *darkened expression* cherry wine... fool.

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🫵queers

-a queer

Alcina Dimitrescu: Darling, the word is lesbian. and, yes, yes I am. My sapphic nature goes unmatched.

Donna Beneviento: *Hides behind her veil even more than usual* What... I...

Daniela Dimitrescu: *Deranged giggling* Maaaaaybe.

Cassandra Dimitrescu: *Mutters*I've been meaning to kill one of these weirdos...

Bela Dimitrescu: I guess that is the word for it...

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Donna

May I have you a hug?

Donna Beneviento: *Almost runs at you, her mourning robe almost tripping her, she's so touch starved and desperate for anyone, almost inaudible* Please... so cold...

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Question for Dimitrescu's family.

What would you do if your prey was immortal?

Alcina Dimitrescu: If they think they're immortal I'll happily prove them otherwise.

Bela Dimitrescu: *Playful with a dash of 'obviously dumbass'* In the phrase immortal there is no mention of a unbreakable psyche and a set of uneatable organs.

Cassandra Dimitrescu: *A whole new level of threatening* The longer I keep them in the dungeon the more they'll wish they weren't.

Daniela Dimitrescu: They better be cute or maybe I can just make them suffer.

(I'm gonna try and make have a ton of her classic Daniela-yness but put in more crazy because we must be realistic and it's part of what makes her so attractive, oh my god what the fuck is wrong with me.)

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M'LADY PLEAAAAASE I BEG YOU, SAVE ME FROM THE REAL WORLD, BE MY MOTHER :(((

-Angelique 🪽

Alcina Dimitrescu: *Barely restraining her maternal instinct, eventually gets distracted for the sake of complaining* Oh black god... this reminds me of the last time one of the maids accidentally called me mommy, at least one of them does it a week.

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did angie vote for kanye?? 😀

Angie Beneviento: I was going to vote for Kanye but then I realized I can just run for president, and now I'm gonna run. ANGIE BENEVIENTO 2024 BITCHES!!!!!!!! I'M NEVER GONNA DIE!!!!!