#the nine walkers

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

The fellowship: *discussing the many ways to kill orcs*

Legolas: you know what’s a surprisingly effective way to kill orcs?

Legolas: seduction.

Boromir: excuse me, what?

Aragorn: here we go again.

Gimli: i always thought you point ears were freaks

Gimli: but I didn’t think you were that bad!

Legolas: hear me out here, (also, it’s only the dark elves that do this, the light elves are to much of a prude), it either freaks them the fuck out and then they’re not on top of their game.

Legolas: or their into it, in which case they don’t try to kill you as hard.

Legolas: either way, win-win.

Boromir: so you’re saying, the easiest way to defeat an orc army would be to throw a bunch of women at them and tell them to act sultry.

Legolas: i mean you can use a bunch of men too, they’re not picky. Throw yourself into the line of fire, what’s there to be afraid of?

Legolas: also, it has to look genuine. You got to commit.

Gimli: and you’ve done this before? No wonder you’re so crazy!

Legolas: a few times, not as much as my sister Kleoyia, though! She’s been captured by sauron hundreds of times, every time they give her back bc they’re too freaked out.

Pippin, whispering to merry: can you imagine, merry? Being surrounded by all those vile things and having to pretend you’re into it? I’d never be able to do that.

——————————-many months later————————-

Pippin & merry: *flirting with the orcs that have captured them so that they don’t eat them yet*

Merry & pippin:

Pippin: we will never speak of this again.

[tomcat-tapes]

“What a waste, Army Dreamers”

-Kate Bush

Progress pics

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I just really enjoyed the loveybugzine and wanted to draw loveybug

Though designing a look for her was harder than i thought it would be, so major respect to the other artist who draw and make up designs of her.

[weiyjling]

Lloyd: Alright, good. Thanks dad.

Jay: You just called Kai dad. You said “thanks dad”.

Lloyd: What? No I didn’t. I said “thanks man”.

Kai: Do you see me as a father figure, Lloyd?

Lloyd: No. If anything I see you as a brother figure 'cause you’re always bothering me.

Cole: Hey! Show your father some respect.

[pedroninjavermiliongreen87]

LEGO PRIME: CROSS KINGDOMS fanart edition poster

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just found out walker scobell still attends public school and that is the most percy coded thing in the entire world

[aircooled911]

[viaviainternet]

i tried so hard not to make every mabel scene correlate with mabel

and i think this is the most niche post ive ever made

but enjoy!!

[lildudie18]

🐞 idk what possessed me to spend 4 hours on this but here u go 🐞

🐞 surprise surprise ! bubs likes cartoons as well n rewatching ninjago to feel like a kid in 2014 again made me draw this yes I'm one of the people who don't don't believe in season 8 onwards and the shitty designs GROW UP ❤️❤️ it's like tpn s2 or boruto to me 🐞

🐞 mb this meme is a bit ooc idk but I though it would be funny to make and the budget died towards the end but we pretend not to see that 🐞

🐞 also me if u even care 🐞

[riversofmars]

At the end of a stressful week, some fanart to unwind! One of my fave DC stories!! The Nine is just everything!

[zanethenindroid]

Live 💖 Laugh 💕 Love

Lego ❤️ Sitcoms 💙 DC

[tryan-a-bex]

Unreality TV

I finally got to use the Kardashian/Cardassian one that always trips me up! For @augustwritingchallenge, prompt 6, reality tv.

“Haha, like the Kardashians? No, I don’t think so!” Rose said on the phone. Wait, what? Jed thought. There’s a reality tv show about the Cardassians? Is Garak on it?

[tomcat-tapes]

“What a waste, Army Dreamers”

-Kate Bush

Progress pics

[poupeesdecirque]

I didn't came to scan my drawings for some time and they.. kinda piled up. Here is a big bunch of panel redraws with some really iconic scenes.

[writergeekrhw]

IN MEMORIAM: GORDON T. DAWSON

I guess one of the unfortunate side effects of being in showbiz for 30 years is that, nowadays, it seems like there's a steady drip, drip, drip of people I've worked with and respect passing away.

Today it was Gordon T. Dawson's turn.

So moment of silence please while I tip one out for an old gunslinger.

Gordon T. Dawson Dead: ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ & ‘Rockford Files’ Writer Was 84 – Deadline

Gordon Dawson freelanced DS9's "Shakaar" which is, appropriately, a stealth Western. He was a little bit of the old west that survived into the 21st century. A cowboy in the best way. An earthy stoic with a poetic soul. It was an honor to work with him.

The man collaborated with Sam Peckipah. That makes him a legend even if he hadn't written 9 Rockford Files and 30 Walker: Texas Ranger eps. Combine those things. Step back. Stand in awe.

He also gave the DS9 staff one of the most flattering compliments ever. It's day two of the "Shakaar" break. After a long day one, hammering at the structure, he came back for day two. He looked up at the board and said...

"When you folks get home at night, you must pour blood out of your boots." Cowboy to English translation: "Wow, you guys work HARD." One of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me. One of the finest gentlemen I've ever had the pleasure of breaking story with.

Rest in Peace, Gordon T. Dawson. Ride on past that sunset and straight up to heaven.

[pedroninjavermiliongreen87]

LEGO Ninjago x Sonic CROSS KINGDOMS: free night of video games and Cole and Jay's rivalry