#the nine walkers

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

The fellowship: *discussing the many ways to kill orcs*

Legolas: you know what’s a surprisingly effective way to kill orcs?

Legolas: seduction.

Boromir: excuse me, what?

Aragorn: here we go again.

Gimli: i always thought you point ears were freaks

Gimli: but I didn’t think you were that bad!

Legolas: hear me out here, (also, it’s only the dark elves that do this, the light elves are to much of a prude), it either freaks them the fuck out and then they’re not on top of their game.

Legolas: or their into it, in which case they don’t try to kill you as hard.

Legolas: either way, win-win.

Boromir: so you’re saying, the easiest way to defeat an orc army would be to throw a bunch of women at them and tell them to act sultry.

Legolas: i mean you can use a bunch of men too, they’re not picky. Throw yourself into the line of fire, what’s there to be afraid of?

Legolas: also, it has to look genuine. You got to commit.

Gimli: and you’ve done this before? No wonder you’re so crazy!

Legolas: a few times, not as much as my sister Kleoyia, though! She’s been captured by sauron hundreds of times, every time they give her back bc they’re too freaked out.

Pippin, whispering to merry: can you imagine, merry? Being surrounded by all those vile things and having to pretend you’re into it? I’d never be able to do that.

——————————-many months later————————-

Pippin & merry: *flirting with the orcs that have captured them so that they don’t eat them yet*

Merry & pippin:

Pippin: we will never speak of this again.

[tomcat-tapes]

“What a waste, Army Dreamers”

-Kate Bush

Progress pics

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I just really enjoyed the loveybugzine and wanted to draw loveybug

Though designing a look for her was harder than i thought it would be, so major respect to the other artist who draw and make up designs of her.

[captain-space-kin]

”Skybound ruined Jaya for me” Skill issue.

[sleepdeprivedandoverthinking]

The more I think about Chris the more sorry I feel for him

Like he's definitely fucking crazy and a murderer, that's well established, but sometimes I think about how he's probably seeing things in his (fucked up) head by trying to contain the walrider by killing people he thinks will work as a host.

So in his own way, he was trying to save people.

[weiyjling]

Lloyd: Alright, good. Thanks dad.

Jay: You just called Kai dad. You said “thanks dad”.

Lloyd: What? No I didn’t. I said “thanks man”.

Kai: Do you see me as a father figure, Lloyd?

Lloyd: No. If anything I see you as a brother figure 'cause you’re always bothering me.

Cole: Hey! Show your father some respect.

[traderrock]

Kevin "Geordie" Walker of Killing Joke, born today in 1958.

From the Guardian:

"With a beautifully multi-layered guitar sound that pointed the way to the shoegaze scene, and which also took in the spiky urgency of punk, the acute melody of pop and the crushing weight of heavy metal, Walker was – alongside frontman Jaz Coleman – the only consistent member of Killing Joke since the band’s formation in 1978. Born in County Durham in 1958 and schooled in Buckinghamshire, where he acquired his “Geordie” nickname, Walker initially responded to an ad Coleman had placed in the music press. “This guy kept calling saying ‘Hi, I’ve never been in a band before, I’ve only ever played in my mum’s bedroom, but I’m the best guitarist ever’,” Coleman later said. “I couldn’t get rid of him … He comes in for a cuppa and spots my fishing rods, so we have a conversation about fishing for six hours. After which he announced that he had nowhere to live so I said he could stay with me. Geordie moved in three weeks before I actually heard him play. When he did it was like a fire from heaven.” "

Some of the bands notably influenced by Geordie and Killing Joke were My Bloody Valentine, The Cure, Soundgarden, Nirvana, and Nine Inch Nails.

Said Kim Thayil of Soundgarden in 1989, "Our music is as much influenced by British bands like Killing Joke and Bauhaus as it is by heavy metal."

Happy Birthday remembrance to Geordie Walker and a special shout out to all you Killing Joke fans.

[pedroninjavermiliongreen87]

LEGO PRIME: CROSS KINGDOMS fanart edition poster

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just found out walker scobell still attends public school and that is the most percy coded thing in the entire world

[aircooled911]

[viaviainternet]

i tried so hard not to make every mabel scene correlate with mabel

and i think this is the most niche post ive ever made

but enjoy!!

[lildudie18]

🐞 idk what possessed me to spend 4 hours on this but here u go 🐞

🐞 surprise surprise ! bubs likes cartoons as well n rewatching ninjago to feel like a kid in 2014 again made me draw this yes I'm one of the people who don't don't believe in season 8 onwards and the shitty designs GROW UP ❤️❤️ it's like tpn s2 or boruto to me 🐞

🐞 mb this meme is a bit ooc idk but I though it would be funny to make and the budget died towards the end but we pretend not to see that 🐞

🐞 also me if u even care 🐞

[tomcat-tapes]

“What a waste, Army Dreamers”

-Kate Bush

Progress pics

[ll-but-its-random]

The Four Horsemen/women of Gay/Lesbian LL characters.

[riversofmars]

At the end of a stressful week, some fanart to unwind! One of my fave DC stories!! The Nine is just everything!

[zanethenindroid]

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