#the next gen au

[wolfesona]

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"Would anyone want to read --" Listen, imma stop you right there. Yes. YES, someone would want to read that. You write that weird little fucked up story. Or that domestic little slice of life story. That drabble or that 300k monster.

I promise someone wants to read it.

[wolfesona]

Guys I have a fankid addiction, someone help me

( /ns/silly )

[pure-vanilla-lilies]

“The 5 Beasts carry a fate. But only one has them.”

Cookie Of Puppetry became the Cookie Of Illusion, an Half Faerie, Half Beast. Unlike her, she does follow her parents footsteps

Cookie Of Dreams & Stars became the Cookie Of Nightmares, An Half Angel Half Beast, but it makes the dreams becomes a cookies worst nightmare

Cookie Of Heaven & Love became the Cookie Of Hatred, An Half Cat Like Demon Beast, only brings hatred towards the other cookies, he’s one that you don’t want to mess with..

Cookie Of Infection became the Cookie Of The Death, An Fallen Star Beast only wanted power, her greed of power only made the cookies infected with an virus known as the jelly virus, she wants to see the cookies go extinct..

Cookie Of Skies & Clouds became the Cookie Of Storms, Only flooding the ground making death happen, he only wants to make the cookies suffer by drowning…

[wolfesona]

I have been playing with a generator.

[wolfesona]

Tessa coded

Things Tessa would have loved doing if Cyn hadn’t freaking killed her:

Uzi in general.

Finding out that N and Uzi are dating.

Telling embarrassing stories about N in front of Uzi.

Stealing clothes and hair from all the skeletons on Copper 9 to play dress up with the drones.

N being tall enough to carry her on her shoulders.

Riding V’s pet sentinel. (She’d definitely call it a dingo)

Telling everyone V used to wear glasses and embarrassing her.

Watching horror movies with N, V, Uzi, and J.

Forcing J to be friends with the others against her will.

Being Uzi’s “I’ll help you bury a body and not ask questions” friend.

Going to drone prom and tearing up the dance floor.

Just… just finally being able to be her weird self without fear of judgement and having friends as creepy and strange as she was and… THIS GIRL DESERVED TO LIVE, DAMNIT!

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

cang qiong dragon god shen yuan is probably like so old that time doesn’t have meaning? like he transmigrated into pidw as a dragon and and the system gave him a few missions that functionally amounted to ‘claim this mountain range as your territory and defend it from demons’

sy didn’t realize that he was actually laying the foundation for cang qiong mountain sect before its creation. some terrifying demon demigod (one of the first heavenly demons, maybe?) pursues a band of cultivators to his mountain range, and he protects them. they settle his mountains and start cultivating, and because they’re protected by a literal god (who they call lord canglong, and they name the mountains after him) people want to study there.

so cqms is born, and sy takes a nap. when he wakes up, those cultivators he saved bring another group of cultivators, all named 'wen' to his mountain, and they ask his permission to lead the peaks next. another nap, and he wakes up to the wen generation asking his blessing for the ming generation, so on and so forth up until the qing generation. this time he recognizes names: qingge, qingfang, qingqi. this generation's leader, qingyuan. and the one whose bow is shallow and perfunctory, qingqiu. ofc sy isn't super pressed about standing on ceremony or whatever—he's only experienced like six years in this world, and most of them were spent either establishing the mountain as his territory or helping his little cultivators fight off some world-ending cataclysm or other. but he remembers the scum villain’s name, and he’s not a huge fan of the way sqq’s already proving himself to be an arrogant old shit

just like every other time, after he’s met and blessed this generation of peak lords, shen yuan falls asleep. shit!!! he meant to stay awake this time, but the system putting him to sleep is just too powerful! he’s probably missed luo binghe, damnit!!! what’s the point of transmigrating into this shitty novel if he doesn’t even get to meet the only character worth the pixels it took to type him into existence??

but as soon as he sees that fluffy-haired boy curled up in one of his caves, bruised and weeping and wondering what he’s done to be so universally hated, shen yuan knows. that’s his protagonist, and he’s really too pathetic like this. he’s really just a child. and shen yuan might have been easily annoyed by the concept of kids in his first life, but this isn’t just some whiny kid. this is the protagonist. so he does his best to calm tiny lord luo down.

and at first when lbh realizes it’s the fucking dragon god canglong speaking to him, the poor kid falls on his face kowtowing and apologizing for the intrusion, but lord canglong just…asks him what’s wrong. and then listens. and then he allows binghe to…to touch his hand???? not only that, he pats binghe’s head?? and tells him it isn’t his fault??? that one little head-pat is filled with so much spiritual power that binghe almost passes out, and soon after he recovers, lord canglong sends him back down the mountain with a renewed sense of purpose. lord canglong said binghe wasn’t stupid, wasn’t incompetent, wasn’t a failure, and binghe was determined to prove himself worthy of the sect’s guardian deity’s kindness.

and when luo binghe turns to walk down the mountain back to qing jing peak, that google translate voice pipes up in shen yuan’s ear with an update he hadn’t realized he was waiting for.

[Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things must be said three times! USER_002 has completed the quest {From the Ground Up}! B-points +500 USER_002 has initiated the quest {Master of Masters}! New skill [Shapeshifter] has been unlocked! Would USER_002 like to activate [Shapeshifter] now?]

shen yuan slammed the bright glowing [YES] faster than any quest the system had ever given him. that’s how he learned that he was, in fact, just naked in front of luo binghe, and the [Shapeshifter] skill didn’t come with an auto-clothed setting. thank fuck he’d already sent the protagonist away!

[captainzigo]

i was inspired to make this by @amendokat !

[barblaz-arts]

Domestic Addamses

(click here for a masterpost to all my AU's including this one)

[wolfesona]

This is how Nori acts in my AU

Nori was never allowed to babysit Angel ever again.

[chunchalunch]

Page 6

[cotl-flower-crown]

Both of them were traumatised that day

[damianito]

The holy trinity (close up ↴ )

[wolfesona]

For realz.

Even my manchild of a NUzi fankid has a partner who is a lot more responsible than him.

every gogdamn nuzi fankid has a partner what the hell /nm /silly/

lil dude doesnt even have a friend

[wolfesona]

Thank you to that one user on AO3 who pointed out an accidental tag on my fic.

You are a lifesaver.

[salamander-spark]

nextgen Veesha + Their kid, Jade!

Somewhat inspired by @catboymoments' Nextgen AU, particularly how they handle the Demon realm/Human realm exchange program.

Without Glasses, Tails, and Palismen

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