#the narrative is beating her ass rn

[mixedbag-o-beans]

i’m on season 2 of broadchurch can my girl ellie catch a fucking break???? oh my god?????

[zeephyre]

CRITICAL ROLE CAMPAIGN 3 EPISODE 85 SPOILERS

IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO LOSE MY MIND YALL

Where do I even ??? start ???

I haven't been posting c3 as the episodes dropped in...a while actually, like right before they went to the feywild. i have many thoughts and many feelings about so many things that have happened since then and I'll summarise them so I can get to THIS episode.

fearne and ashton - love their shard powers, they're literally royalty and terrifying, and i want them to make-out. i can't wait to see them go full primordial again in a real combat situation.

imogen - save her. literally save her. free her, even. i love everything about the call of ruidus when it comes to imogen on a narrative standpoint, but...God I get so worried that we're gonna lose her. I don't mean she's gonna betray the hells, but...ruidus could take her and then i would simply perish.

laudna - before i really get into wtf went down this episode with her and she who must not be named, i gotta say... im worried. very very worried. however, that fireball was objectively the best shit ever.

fcg - i can't even really remember anything stand out abt fcg except what Sam pulled last night so.

chetney - still the heart of the team, still my baby girl, still my favourite. love him to bits.

orym - i think laudna is going to beat his ass one of these days and im... even more concerned about that after this episode. his nana morri powers are cool as fuck tho... does that make him a warlock now? i know he isn't multi-classing but wouldn't that be cool

ANYWAY WE'RE ON THE FUCKING MOON AND WE GOT MOON LORE AND EVERYTHING WAS SHITTY THEN FUN THEN SHITTY THEN FUN AGAIN THEN REALLY FUCKING SAD THEN IT ALL WENT TO SHIT AGAIN.

the moment imogen reached out to ruidus and matt mentioned that she could sense where other ruidusborn were i fucking knew that otohan was high tailing it in their direction, and i thought they instinctively knew that too but they probably got so distracted.

we were travelling for hours and had a huge fight that almost got them captured (not to be confused with the OTHER two fights that almost got them captured) and I was begging and screaming and crying for them to get a long rest safely hidden away AND THEN THEY SPLIT THE PARTY WITH BARELY ANY SPELL SLOTS OR HIT POINTS AFTER BEING DRAINED FROM ANOTHER BATTLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM

(Sidenote, the willmaster really opened up the door to the further increase in moral pondering in a certain number of hellians. i do think using the harness is disgusting and hypocritical, but i don't condemn them for it, it just...makes me wanna vomit thinking abt what ludinus did with it. not to mention the HUNGER parallels between laudna and ludinus...its just not good yall. also??? objectively funny that fcg seemed weirded out by the idea of killing the willmaster, not just with the harness but in general, considering how many people they've killed up to this point)

idk if its just the inherent terror that an evil old hot lady can inspire that makes otohan so much more terrifying to me than ludinus. like, objectively, ludinus is a worse threat and could wipe them out EASILY but jesus otohan is like the damn reaper to me. it's the trauma from the laudna, fearne, orym massacre mixed with the underlying little drop from their uthodurn romp that let us know that resurrection spells are NOT working and idk if that got fixed bc of time passing or distance from the leylines but i really did not want to test that shit out in real time

thank...god that sam riegel is a damn genius player, that banishment of fcg and fearne was the ONLY reason fcg survived. and thank GOD FOR KEYLETH BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT CLOUD SPELL BELLS HELLS WOULD BE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY DEAD RN.

God, "otohan has us. run." is going to haunt me just as much, if not more than the almost tpk. it just...shot me straight back to bassuras and the plan to run that just...immediately fell apart.

god fcg truly could have died there. and fearne would be captured. i know the hells would be too stupid and too brave and too loyal to leave fearne with otohan in their cloud form but can you imagine a world where fcg was gone, fearne was captured and the hells had to switch from recon to rescue... itd be stressful but pretty fun.

thankfully it didn't come to that and some good came from the shit.

ruidus is so beautiful. i was worried they'd end being trapped under ruidus while they explored (not that I wasn't on board with the detours, I wish this wasn't a time sensitive mission), but matt's imagery of the fossilized elven structure and garden made me sad but also happy that we got to see it.

i cannot believe that the stupid plan to shove fearne up a water hole happened AGAIN and it ended up with us FINDING A BACK HOLE TO RUIDUS GOD I LOVE THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS WHEN IS THE NEXT EPISODE MATT YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME. WHERE EVEN ARE THEY??? IS IT EVEN EXANDRIA???? WHAT DO WE DO IF IT IS EXANDRIA??? WHERE DID THIS HOLE EVEN COME FROM???? DOES IT CLOSE AND REOPEN??? IS IT STAGNANT?????? IS IT FUCKING STABLE?!?!?!?!?!

God...we could go back to keyleth and the others and actually invade ruidus without encountering the ruby vanguard. (that's if they're alright because otohan did go out onto the battlefield and we don't know what fhe fuck she did when the illusion fell through)

GOD. IS IT THURSDAY YET??? WE HAVENT EVEN FOUND THE RESISTANCE????

[catguangcorner]

ok finally watched the first ep of LINK CLICK LA and IT'S SO SILLY here are my notes:

cxs has tremendous loser boy energy here, like just the epitome of The Silly goofy guy

it's very much a reimagining of the canon donghua and a lot more typical in its narrative flow—by that i mean in the donghua we start in medias res, with cxs and lg's dynamic already being established, whereas in the LA we get a more typical hero's journey progression

first five mins of the show and la!cxs is getting his ass handed to him 😭 donghua!cxs rolling in his grave rn

in this, lg saves him from the guys beating him up and he's very handsome and mysterious about it before disappearing

ONLY to track cxs down and find the photo studio, fumble to ask for an ID photo he doesn't need, complains and deletes all the pictures, is asked to leave and has THE DOOR SLAMMED IN HIS FACE before saying "did you ever feel weird and different as a child?" which does get cxs intrigued

basically they're both losers <3

i also think it's hilarious how impolite lg is, he talks to cxs EXACTLY as would if they were long time friends (as it's implied in the donghua). it would make sense tho if this isn't the first timeline and lg (in his lg way of course) is overly familiar because He Does know him

qiao ling's actress is PERFECT for her omg think it might be my favourite casting<33

the ending song slaps in link click music we trust !!!!!

[fruitbasketball]

Dawg we’re just saying why are you glazing HH rn knowing she’s a homophobe. You ain’t gotta say shit about her outplaying P 💀

Like can we not focus on UConn and the game they just had against Georgetown? And how they play ISU tomorrow?

crazy thing is i already posted about p’s performance against gtown

you will never be able to pin me down as a paige hater bro i’m a day one RESPECTFULLY

i’m just begging y’all not to pull stats you don’t understand out of your ass to create a narrative about that game that makes no sense 😭😭 it makes us look FUCKING STUPID

like i don’t still worship the damn ground she walks on LORD HELP ME

and i’m not even TRYNA glaze homophobe hidalgo, but the truth is that was a monster stat line!! you can say that from a basketball standpoint without fucking w her as a person!!

some shit about “oh but paige’s efficiency was better” BRO SHUT UP 💀💀 she got outplayeddd this ONE TIME y’all just leave it she will bounce back and be better

but for now quit beating that damn horse i am BEGGINGGG 😭

[watermelinoe]

Sorry if you've been asked this before, but I was curious since you mentioned manga - what are some of your favorite shoujo works? Thank you in advance and have a nice day.

i have been asked this before but you have no idea how desperate i always am to talk about shoujo 😭 so i'm gonna split my recs up kinda by genre and i'll note whether it's completed or not, i'll try to include some of the more recent ones i'm reading

my fav shoujo manga is kimi ni todoke (completed), i especially love the female friendships in this manga and it's an incredible coming-of-age story, i think this one is more well-known but it deserves it!!

another well-known shoujo with a great female protagonist is of course kamisama hajimemashita (completed), i would die for nanami

something that i love abt shoujo is that the female leads may not be physically powerful but their actions shape the narrative and they are shown to be powerful because of their qualities, i think for girls you want to see girls kicking ass of course but you also want to see that girls are not passive, that they will do what they can and that their actions are powerful

my fav isekai manga, kanata kara (completed), has a protagonist like that, it's a really underrated gem that does a lot of world-building and the female lead even has to learn the language of the world she's teleported to, she can't communicate with the male lead or anyone else at the start, and i love her she's so clever and resourceful and compassionate, it's one of those "good beats evil" stories

i am so behind on it but i also love akatsuki no yona, incredible world-building, intricate character relationships and growth, it's so so good i need to get caught up, but if you like this one i also enjoyed kusanagi's other work mugen spiral (completed, short and cute demon/shrine maiden romance)

other recs: watashi no shiawase na kekkon is a cute cinderella story, colette wa shinu koto ni shita (completed but not online yet ;_;) is a touching persephone/hades style story where the female lead finds new appreciation for her life and her skills as a doctor, sayonara rose garden (completed) is a historical shoujo yuri where you really root for the couple...

isekai manhwa recs (somewhere between shoujo and josei imo) :

for better or for worse (completed) is classic shakespearian romantic dramedy imo, the miscommunications are a genre standard, it's fun and the female lead is drawn with fangs like a rough and tumble anime boy and i love that for her the villainess is a marionette, closer to josei probably, kayena is a certified Girl Boss and hellbent on revenge and she has a lady squad backing her up + devoted pretty moid a wicked tale of cinderella's stepmom, female lead is almost 40, lots of focus on the daughters coming of age and who they want to be, "cinderella" not wanting to be with the prince the villainess flips the script, i just really love judith she's so funny and she's athletic and accidentally kills a guy not-sew-wicked stepmom, snow white story, deals with misogyny and disordered eating and also it kinda looks like there's gonna be yuri on the side rn ?? two female characters confirmed to be into women master villainess the invincible, our girl is so badass.... and the original heroine is also bloodthirsty and she rocks too, also i personally think the male lead is hot tbh and usually it's just some guy to me the crow's prince is just really funny to me, how did they make that crow so expressive... and if i had a nickel for every isekai where the female lead spends a good chunk of it as a bird i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice but anyway the falcon princess is also a lot of fun with birds

and i'm also really into how to hide the emperor's child bc astelle is insanely cunning but the male lead does not deserve her at all

my anilist is miniblin and i have logged basically every manga i've ever read on there lol so if ur curious

[puzzled-pegasus]

Roasting some country songs i hate

i love country music or at least I love a lot of it but oh my God the number of incel anthems and just generally stupid messages there are if you just listen to a country music station 😭

Most of the genre is narrative songs so it's like a really infuriating scroll through AITA stories lmao

Break Up With Him by Old Dominion: Uhm sir, you do realize you are not the center of the universe. Just because you want to be with her doesn't mean that she's undeniably attracted to you. She's taken. Get tf over it. Why does she still have your number. Lose her contact info before her or her bf come over there and beat your ass

One Of Them Girls by Lee Brice: Ah yes let's just attempt to pick up a girl by generalizing a bunch of women and specifically going out of your way to bother someone who doesn't want to talk to you. Leave her alone. The hell are you doing.

Any luke bryan song. Why do people like him. Why. And why are his jeans so tight. Ew. Stupid voice, stupid lyrics. Some of his beats aren't bad tho lmao

Boy by Lee Brice: This song is cute until you realize...what if his son doesn't turn out exactly the way he's envisioning? And why does his future girlfriend specifically have to have blue eyes. What if shes not even white. What if he's gay. What if he's trans and not even a boy. What then. What then????

Like My Dog by Billy Currington: Well, it's great that you love your dog, but saying you want your girlfriend to treat you like your dog does is kind of telling on yourself. Red flag. Hope that girl runs the heck out of there. Icky.

Also the weirdly specific subcategory of songs that are like "oh girl are you going through something rn yeah I know he didn't respect you at all he's such an asshole, anyway want to kiss me on the mouth now since youre single" ew why do so many of them think like this there is 0 empathy there.

Also songs that are primarily composed of references to other, more famous songs. It was cute the first time. It's getting really old. And not in the good way.

[nightguide]

TELL TALES: FAMILY BEQUETHALS (WHERE YOU KNOWN BEST)

ACTORS HELL: PARENTS (SCOREBOARD)

SMWC: TOLD YOU SO (THEIR WORDS IS THEIR ANCESTRAL HATE IS YOUR WORTH)

SH: YOU WERE THERE IN THEIR LIFETIME THAT MADE THEM LOVE YOU SO (ACTUALLY THE REASON)

SH8: YOU'RE DEAD TO A ____ (FATHER'S REASON TO EXPAND HIS LIFE TO YOU AS A BEST FRIEND NARRATIVE)

HARBINGERS: GRANDPARENTS (BABIES)

SMWC: FUCK YOU (I HATE YOU TOO: SOCIAL BUTTERFLY EFFECT CATASTROPHICALLY MAKING YOU A DOMINO (ANSON SEABRA'S DISCOGRAPHY SUMMED UP)

SH: YOU WERE THEM FOR A PERIOD TO BEAT UP YOUR FUTURE SELF (YOUR BOUNDARIES OF A GOD)

SH8: AFTERLIFE LOGIC (U ALLAH NOW)

MAESTRO BECOME: GREAT GRANDPARENTS (ASSHOLES)

SMWC: YOU WERE ALIVE AS A THOUGHT (THEY BITCHED YOU IN A DREAM ABOUT A SPONTANEOUS DRAMA YOU THINK EVERYDAY (DREAM LOSER LOGIC THAT 'YoU'Ll NeVeR Be')

SH: YOU THINK YOU'RE THAT (YOU WERE THE SHAITAAN TO THEM AT SOME POINT)

SH8: YOU TALK TO YOURSELF IS WHY YOU DO WHICH IS WHY THEY SOUGHT REFUGE IN ALLAH (THOUGHTS BULLYING YOU RIGHT BACK TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER (LIKE ALL YOU DO IS WHINE)

DANTE'S PARADOX: GREAT GREAT GRANDPARENTS (LEGENDS YOU'LL AT ONE POINT GET IF YOU KNEW HOW TO KILL YOUR GRANDMOTHER AT SOME POINT FOR 'BEING A WHORE' IN THE FORM OF YOUR DAMNATION LETTER COMING FROM A MASJID (YOU WON HEAVEN KNOWING IT)

SMWC: THEY THOUGHT U BOSS (U WERE THERE WITH THEM: IMMORTALS)

SH: YOU'RE BAD OHSS (THEY WITH U RN AS STONER FAIRYTALE EVANGELISTS (UR FAMOUS THERE)

SH8: TALK TO THEIR ANCESTORS TO GET IT YOUR WAY (THAT BREAKS THE SHITTY SITUATIONS INSIDE YOUR SOUL 'ASKING FOR HELP')

JUDGEMENT DAY: GREAT (X3) GRANDPARENTS (SUCK ASS (DAN SCHNEIDER JUDGEMENTS THAT ANNOY YOU BY DEFAULT)

SMWC: YOU KILLED THEIR SPIRIT (ANTI-MATTER IS YOUR LIFE NOW)

SH: DAJJAL ENERGY IN YOUR LIFETIME THEY'RE SAVING (YOU ABANDONED THEM FOR TV HOPE)

SH8: HEARTBROKEN PREGNANT DEAF DUMB AND BLIND WOMAN AT THE END OF THEIR BLOODLINE (YOU DID IT, YOU KILLED THEM, YOU KILLED THEM)

GAIMAN'S HELL: ANCESTOR :SPLIT FROM COMMON PERSONALITY- HIGHER SELF: (HEARTBREAK)

SMWC: -ONLY FOR THE DISABLED- BEST COMPANION YOU'LL NEVER HAVE IS YOU BEING THEM

SMWC: DEATH BE ONTO YOU (COMMON SENSE IN PHYSICAL MORALITY)

SH: HATRED TOWARDS THE OBVIOUS

SH8: YOUR PARENTS AS THEM TELLING YOU OFF FOR EXISTING

BABYLON UNBROKEN: YOURSELF BECOME (SOMEBODY KNEW YOU IN A BOOK BUT KNOWN YOU RIGHT NOW)

SMWC: YOU HATED THEM FOR THAT (IS ACTUALLY THE INTUITIVE FOLLOW UP OF YOUR LIFE OF THAT YOU KNEW THEM TO BE (FAMOUS NOW)

SH: YOU HATE YOURSELF (ACTUALLY THE PERSON WHO TALKED TO DJINNS TO RUB POVERTY IN YOUR FACE IN RELATION TO 'NATURAL WEALTH' VIA RACISM

SH8: YOU'RE THEM (WHO YOU HATE)

KINGDOM COME: FICTIONAL MENTOR IS YOU (YOUR BEST REASON TO LIVE IS THAT OF YOU KNEW YOUR FUCKERY WENT ELSEWHERE: YOUR BEST FRIEND IN CHAOTIC ENERGY IS SEPERATED BUT STILL THE SAME)

SMWC: YOU RUN THE SHIT SHOW NOW (U THINK YOU LEADER)

SH: YOU HATE LIFE WITH THEM (IDEAS ARE BIASED IN THEORY NOW, WHO'S WHO: 'IF I HAD TO DO IT AGAIN ONE MORE TIME' ENERGY, IT WILL BE LIKE MY HOME IS DESIGNER BULLSHIT SUPREME CHAOS ONE MORE TIME (THE LAST RUN IS YOUR FEET IN NIKON CAMERA ENERGY)

PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM: YOU ARE KING OF EVERYTHING (GREAT, NOW YOU WIN AT SUCKING)

SMWC: GOD HATES LIFE WITH YOU (YOU MET HIM NOW (YOU HATE TIME ALONGSIDE WAITING FOR THE 'NEXT GREAT THING' BUT YOU'RE IN PURGATORY UNLESS THE DISABLED BIASED LIVES HER DREAM (EVERYBODY VIBES IS DEATH CALLING IT A NIGHT)

SH: FAIRYTALE LIFE IS YOU MEETING YOUR JINXES IN HATE NOW (RUB IT IN THEIR FACES ENERGY)

SH8: YOU START A NEW BLOODLINE IF YOU DONT LIKE (SUE SYLVESTER RUNS THE WORLD)

Hannah Montana: the actual reality of it and the beginning of Jackson Rod Stewart (now you know: canon reality)

SEASON 3 EPISODE 22 (HANNAH MONTANA)

THE BEGINNING OF THE END IS GOING HOME TO REALISE ALL YOUR SITUATION CHARACTERS ELSEWHERE HAVE A DREAM, OR THAT IS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING FOR TOO LONG THAT YOU 'NEVER LIVED' THAT YOU HAVE A DREAM OUTSIDE AND BEYOND YOUR WORLDS TO BELIEVE IN A 'SOLUTION THEORY' THAT ASCENDS YOU ELSEWHERE IN THOUGHT THAT EVEN ARGUMENTS OVER RELIGION GOT YOU FINDING YOURSELF THAT THE 'LITTLE BROTHER' OWNED IT ALL BUT YOU HATED REALITY LONG ENOUGH TO DAY DREAM BUT YOUR PARENTS HATED YOU ENOUGH THAT YOU WERE NOW IN A CITY OF YOUR OWN DIMENSION (LIFE) BUT YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR EMO PHASE AND GONE INTO CHILDHOOD (LIKE BENJAMIN BUTTON AND TOM HANKS MOVIES MADE YOU AND THAT IS LIKE, IT)

OKAY, BEGIN AGAIN I KNOW MY FAULTS TO CHOOSE:

SO I EXPECT A NATION OF SQUIBS (CATCH MY REFERENCES IF YOU WANT TO LIVE):

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'REVENGE POINTS' YOU MAKE UP THE IDEATION FOR A SOCIAL SOLUTION, NOT PETTY CRIMES AGAINST LIGHT:

DETENTION VAGINAS: LOOK AT MY BOUNDARIES AND WEEP

(ALSO IN DUMBASS SUBTITLES)

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT ARE SOLVED, OR SOON WILL BE:

DMBSS: WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE:

ENG: HOW DO SINGLE NEURONS COMPUTE?

DONT ACT LIKE A MADMAN WITH A BLUE BOX ALL THE TIME

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

TODAY IS GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY IN YOUR SOCIETY (FANDOM, LOCAL AREA OF A PERSON YOU KNEW, PEOPLE YOUR AGE THAT HAD IT BADLY)

DMBSS: TRY ME BITCH

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

IF I TELL YOU HOW IT WAS DONE THE FIRST TIME, YOU KNEW HOW AND WHY I GAVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE, LIKE BITCH. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, SUCK MY DICK

ENG: WHAT IS THE CONNECTOME OF A SMALL NERVOUS SYSTEM, LIKE THAT OF CAENORHABDITIS ELEGANS (300 NEURONS)?

EVERYTHING IS YOURS IF YOU THINK OF IT LIKE YOU ARE TO YOUR WORLD IF NOW PLUSH BEINGS (STUFFED CREATURES IN FLUFF AREAS TO YOU) WERE TO INHABIT IT THE FIRST TIME

YOU BECOME YOUR DREAMS NATURALLY INSTINCTIVELY BUT NOTHING LESS OF BEING PRIMITIVE IS HOW YOU SEE THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THAT OF A... THEN CATER THAT, THEN

JUST MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG, YOUR FICTIONAL DREAMS ARE TRUE, JUST FOLLOW THAT

DMBSS: FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

*BREAKS YOUR PHONE BY INSTINCT* *YOU SEE I CAN MAKE YOU DO IT EITHER WAY*

AM I A BIT... TOO IRRITATING.. FOR YOU?

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DREAMS, GO ON. CHALLENGE ME

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE BRAIN OF 100,000 NEURONS AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOU BELIEVED IN ME (THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD) NOW DO THE THING

EVERYBODY IS YOUR BEST FRIEND NO MATTER WHAT, NEVER REJECT HOPE (UNLESS YOU'RE GAMBLING FOR A MUCH BETTER WORLD RESOLUTION MAGNIFIED AT A MINORITY AT A TIME PER THOUGHT (YOU WERE ONCE CLOSE TO THEM ENERGY)

THAT ONE ADVICE YOUR BODY BEEN TELLING YOU THE ENTIRE TIME: IGNORE THAT AND YOU WILL SUFFER THE HARD WAY BY CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN CITY (FANBASE) SUFFERING A DISASTER CLIMATE FATED WITH A STATUE IDEAOLOGY BASING YOUR WORKS BEING THAT OF STONE LIKE YOU WERE CREATED FOR IT (MAKING TIMEFRAMES COME AFTER FOR YOUR ADVICE LATER ON THAT YOU KNEW NOT THAT YOU WERE CAUGHT UPON (DISEASED MATERIAL TAKING AWAY THAT YOU ARE ONCE LOVED FOR THAT IS TOO HARD TO KEEP THAN RECONCILING IT AGAIN TIL MUCH LATER ALONG THE TIMELINES, KEEP THAT IN MIND AND IN THE CLEAR)

DMBSS: YOU DONE FCKED UP AND YOU KNEW IT AND YOU BELIEVE ME YOU GOT ASSASSINS READY AT YOUR KEEP (YOU WANTED TO LIVE HEAVY METAL DEPRESSION, OKAY. BE ME)

DIE

LIVE MY LIFE (VOICES OF RAGS)

I DONT LIKE YOU (SOCIETY DOES NOT TOO BUT BE OKAY WITH THAT + INFINITY) COUNT YOUR DAYS LOVATO

ENG: HOW DOES SENSORY TRANSDUCTION WORK?

YOU BELIEVED MY WORDS AND EVIDENCE THAT COULD NOT HAVE DRIVEN THE SCENES ELSEWHERE, LIKE YOU KNEW THE TV DEMOGRAPHIC COULD HAVE BEEN FOR ELSEWHERE AS LONG AS 'THAT' AND NOW YOU GOT EVERYBODY AGAINST YOU, YOU DONT LIVE ANOTHER SECOND IN FORCING A SOCIAL ATMOSPHERE FOR YOU IF YOU PEOPLE PLEASE, SO IT WAS YOUR LIFE I ATE UP (PRINCESS DIANA MOTIVE) SO IF FOR ANYTHING THAT WAS HEAVILY INSPIRING, YOU WOULD HAVE ADORED HER TO MAKE YOU, THATS WHY. NOW WHAT WOULD SHE DO IF SHE WAS YOU?

TELL A LIE TO SAVE A LIFE

DONT TRY, HATE THE WORD 'TRY' TO FORGET YOUR PAST, HEROES ARE MADE ETERNALLY FORGIVING

DMBSS: FUCK YOU. (LEAVES YOU FOR THE DEAD)

ITS NOT YOU ANYMORE, REALLY. I AM NOT HARD ON ANYBODY BUT YOU

YOU KNEW YOUR ENEMIES AND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO ELIMINATE ODDS AGAINST PROMETHEUS (GRITTY GUTTY PSYCHO-GORE ENDING TO YOUR UNIVERSE YOU LET DIE)

LORE OLYMPUS

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE IN THE NEXT 50 YEARS

DMBSS: THE COMMON FUCKING OBVIOUS

ENG: HOW DO CIRCUIT OF NEURONS COMPUTE?

EVERYTHING IS MADE UP, SO THERE IS SENSE IS BEAUTY AND BEAUTY IN SENSE, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT CONTROLLING IMAGINATION (ONE'S WONDER IS ONE'S DAY OF REST)

YOU CARE, AS YOU SHOULD BUT THERE IS......

NO ONE DIES

DMBSS: FIND WALLY

RED AND WHITE STRIPY HAT AND SHIRT, BIG AND ROUND GLASSES, ALWAYS THE FUCKING HARDEST ONE TO FIND BUT NOBODY CATCHES IS EXCEPT THE VIEWER

I DONT CARE ABOUT WALLY

WE CALL IT 'WALDO' IN THE UNITED STATES (FUCKING THE TOURIST FOR 'SUGGESTIONS')

ENG: WHAT IS THE COMPLETE CONNECTOME OF THE MOUSE BRAIN (70,000,000 NEURONS)?

YOUR EMOTIONS ARE PEOPLE, DONT BE AFRAID TO TELL THEM WHAT YOU GOT INSIDE OF YOUR LITTLE HEAD THAT IS BULB TO MANY PEOPLE

DONT WEAR TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE IF THAT MEANT SEX WAS NOT ACTUALLY AN OPTION (YOU'RE SINGLE AND VIRGIN FOREVER, DEAL WITH THAT OR THE LIKES OF MY BIG ASS BRAIN WILL OVERSHADOW YOU LIKE RACHEL BERRY SACRIFICED HER MONOLOGUES ON GLEE, I STILL HATE THE BITCH BUT IM OKAY CUZ I GOT JESSE ST. DICK FOR FREE (HEHE)

LIKE UR HUSBAND WILL SEE YOU WEARING THAT SHIT ON YOUR FACE FOR FREE, HECK YOU FEEL NAKED ALSO, HECK YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT A VAGINA OUT OF NOWHERE, WELCOME TO MOTHER PHYSICS NOW GO BACK TO HER AND GET TO WORK

DMBSS: WHY ARE U IN MY HOME (AUTISTICS HQ)

GET THE FUCK OUT

WHY? *EXPECTS AN EASY SOLUTION CUZ THEY THE ONES WHO GOT THE OCD IN THE OCD OUT OF ADHD*

*EYEBALLS THE OBVIOUS CUNT MAGICIAN IN THE ROOM* YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO YOU LIKE THAT

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE MOUSE BRAIN AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOU DONT

MAKE YOUR BED NOW

GET BACK TO WORK

DMBSS: LIVE IT TO GOD

FGJONVRY OEYRVNERINERI

GH GHRIGOIERIORVIN

SIYR8C9ITOLDYOUSO

ENG: WHAT CAUSES PSYCHIATRIC AND NEUROLOGICAL ILLNESS?

WHY IS SHE *SLAPPED BY VAN HELSING HIMSELF*

*HATES THE MINORITY'S WAY OF LIFE*

*IS THE MINORITY THEMSELF*

DMBSS: SHAITAAN (RA)

DICK

*JUDGES YOUR APPEARANCE TO -ACTUAL REALITY- (MINORITY REFLECTS BACK AT THE TRUTHFUL VERSION OF THEMSELVES A LONG WHILE AFTER BECOMING FAMOUS 'FOR THEM')

PERSON OF THAT BACKGROUND BECOMES THEM TO REJECT THE OBVIOUS LEADING QUO TO BE THEMSELVES IN A TV SHOW ROYALLY REJECTING YOUR V-CARD

ENG: HOW DO LEARNING AND MEMORY WORK?

JUST SAY 'IM BAD AT BEING MYSELF' AND GIVE IT ALL TO THEM WITHOUT YOU BEING 'WHOYOUTHOUGHT' BUT ITS THEIR DREAM, THEY BET YOU NOW AT BREATHING???????? NOW.... YOU SUCK AT.... LIFE-ING?????????????? WHO... ARE YOU?????????????????

.... YOU'RE MUSLIM NOW.... CONGRATULATIONS FOR MAKING YOUR LIFE A TERRIBLE SOLUTION PROMISE TO SOMEBODY ELSE WHO NEVER LIVED IT

WAS IT YOU WHO NEVER LIKED SELENA GOMEZ CUZ OF THAT?????????? -THE OBVIOUS REASON WHY SHE CANNOT SING CUZ SOMEONE WAS THE SAME-

DMBSS: *DAVID TENNANT IS THE ONLY ACTOR WHO STARES AT YOU UP AND DOWN BECAUSE -HE IS THAT GUY WHO RULED BRITISH TV BY HIS MASOCHISTIC APPEARANCE THAT HAD A COLD RESONANT EFFECT TO AMERICAN FANS OF THE SHOW DESPITE BEING OR NOT A VIRGIN TO DOCTOR WHO IN GENERAL; BECAUSE HE IS SEXY AS HELL-*

HE DOESN'T LIKE TO FUCK YOU (YOU TRAINED YOUR BODY FOR NOTHING)

HE CARES NOTHING BUT A CERTAIN RIVER WHO TOOK THE NAME FOR PALESTINE INSTEAD (YOUR VICTIMHOOD BOOHOO DOESNT COUNT)

I HATE YOU INFINITY IS IN YOUR BLOOD ROUTING TO A HERO RESURGENCE BUT THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT WATCH HE- AND ITS NOT YOU, SO QUIT YOUR DAYDREAMS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BEFORE SHE RAPES YOUR THINKING FOR FREE TREASURE (SHUTTHEFUCKUP)

ENG: WHY DO WE SLEEP AND DREAM?

I HATE YOU (BEATEN BY GOD AT MENTAL CHESS)

YOU TOO PHAT (YOUR GOOGLE IMAGES IS ME LOOKING AT YOU, LIKE GLARY LOOK IS WHY YOU CAN'T THINK, I SABOTAGED YOUR DREAMS, BRO)

TRY AS MUCH AS YOU WANT WITH FREE TIME (I GOT YOUR MAGNETIC PUSSY RIGHT HERE)

DMBSS: STICK IT TO THE (RA) ME YOU AHMEDI, WHY I OUGHTTA

YOU DEVIL (AND YOU KNEW)

BASTARD BITCH COCK (YOUR MOM DOING IT FOR YOU FOR 'fReE pAy')

RIVER IS AN ORPHAN SO YOU CAN'T CHAINSAW MASSACRE YOUR PARENTS FOR A FREE ROLE

ENG: HOW DO WE MAKE DECISIONS?

BE OPEN ON YOUR SOCIALS, ALLAHUAKBAR BITCH

QUIT YOUR WHINY PHASE ON YOUR DISCOGRAPHY SEASONS AND TELL EVERYBODY YOU'RE OKAY IN BEING GAY

MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG, STOP USING YOUR FANS FOR FREE SEX AND TELL YOUR MOTHER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER FFS

DMBSS: ALLAHUAKBAR IS MY MOTHER, DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I EARNED (AND ITS YOU RIGHT BACK TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PAYING THE POOR 'DAJJAL COINS' FOR FREE AILMENT CURES WHEN YOU KNEW *BITCH SLAPPED BY SCIENCE IN REAL TIME PHYSICS*

DISEASE (UR THEIR FATHER NOW)

ASTAGHHHPHIRLLAHH (AND YOU'RE THE SHAITAAN IN THEIR LIFETIME)

*IN MOCK PASHTUN ACCENT* wHo IZZ ThiZZss DEmI LOFVATU aNdd wHy ISZZSHE makING ME CHAppATI AT 3Am, *in resonant high pitch frequencies* HmMM?

ENG: HOW DOES THE BRAIN REPRESENT ABSTRACT IDEAS?

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF, CUZ THE NEURO-DIVERGENT COMMUNITIES DO IT TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL AT HOME, BUT YOU KNEW THE LATTER WAS NOT TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT THEM (PLATFORMED SOCIAL STATUS PIGS) AND NOW YOU COMMITTED RADAR JEALOUSY OVER WHO YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITH (THEIR WORRY)

IF YOU DO, ONE OF THEM LIKED YOU. ACCEPT THAT AND TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE

MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THEM ENOUGH IDENTITY DIALYSIS TO ENSURE THEIR COMFORT STAYS WITH YOU SINCE YOU LEAVE AFTER ONE EMBARRASSING 'OOOPS'

DMBSS: DMBSS

YOU MADE IT THEIR LIFE TO BE YOUR LIFE AND NOW YOU MADE IT YOUR LIFE TO BE THEIR... WHATEVER, THEY'LL GROW ON THEIR OWN TO THEM BEING BETTER THAN YOU THAN A CERTAIN DAY YOU STUBBED YOUR PINKY TOE AGAINST A WOODEN TABLE AND SPONGEBOB FLIPPED A NERVE IN SWEARING IN AQUATIC SEALIFE TO THEM MIDDLE FINGER GOD ALLAHUFUCKYOU BACK AT YOUR DISCOGRAPHY PHYSICS (THEY ARE YOU BUT HATED YOUR GUTS THE SAME WAY A GOMEZ ADAMS WILL GLADLY BE EATEN ALIVE BY A GIRL BAND SHE BELONGS TO FORYOURBULLSHIT TO BE KNOWN LIVE ON TV: YOU'RE UNO FILES NOW)

YOU NEVER WERE THERE IN THEIR LIVES (DADDY ISSUES LIVE ON CAMERA)

PAKISTANI MEN, YOU'RE INTO PAKISTANI MEN YOU UGLY TWOHT

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE, BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN:

DMBSS: YEAH, NOW WHAT. (PEGG AND FROST STORYLINE NOW)

ENG: HOW DOES THE MOUSE BRAIN COMPUTE?

PLUTO SAGITTARIUS

MARS INQUISITIVE

CHANDLER BING DENIAL

DMBSS: DICK HEAD ASS FUCK EOUGUH UEIN YW OIEF EGFUYGCFU

DAJJAL!?

I DONT FUCKING THINSKSO

*ACTUALLY THE REPRESSED GAY ONE IN THE ROOM*

ENG: WHAT IS THE COMPLETE CONNECTOME OF THE HUMAN BRAIN (80,000,000,000 NEURONS?)

YOU DO IT (LIKE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS IS WHAT YOU ALREADY OWN)

COMPLETE HANNAH MONTANA SERIES TELLS YOU THAT

DISNEY RULES YOU BITCH

DMBSS: PRIVACY REGULATIONS

WHY DID MILEY STEWART KEEP HANNAH A SECRET FOR A LONG TIME

WHO MADE SHAPES UP TO THINK YOU WERE ANYTHING LIKE ONE, LIKE WHAT DID FAME DO TO YOU THAT MADE YOU SO STALWART TO HUMAN LIFE (ALIEN RX????)

AM I... PHYSICALLY ABLE BODIED TO YOU???

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE HUMAN BRAIN AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOUTUBE

WATCH IT

OOO PRETTY

DMBSS: WHYWOW

RICK MORANIS IN HIS GLORY: https://www.google.com/search?q=rick+moranis+little+shop+of+horrors&sca_esv=889186a06300c33d&sxsrf=ADLYWIJZ23wmXs5EWzWEiuLoUfx3b0RY2w%3A1731189051202&ei=O9kvZ-H6C9-B9u8P1NiCmQI&gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TewTK7INTFg9FIuykzOVsjNL0rMyyxWyMksKclJVSjOyC9QyE9TyMgvKsovKgYAgKcQ0A&oq=rick+moranis+LITTLE&gs_lp=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-wHCAhkQABiABBixAxhGGPsBGJcFGIwFGN0E2AEBwgImEC4YgAQYlwUY3AQY3gQY4AQY9AMY8QMY9QMY9gMY9wMY-APYAQHCAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBcICCBAAGKIEGIkFmAMAiAYBkAYIugYGCAEQARgUkgcIMTEuOS42LTGgB6jZAg&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

USURPER

SIMPSONS REFERENCING YOU EVERYWHERE (HA. DACKHTAH)

ENG: HOW COULD WE CURE PSYCHIATRIC AND NEUROLOGICAL DISEASES?

HATE MEDICAL STUDENTS FOR ONE THING THAT SELENA GOMEZ CANNOT DO (WHICH IS WHY THEY GRADUATED WITH AN ITCH IN THE ROOM: THE FUCKING REASON WHY HUMANITY IS LEFT WITH ABSOLVED TRAUMA ABOUT A LITTLE SISTER BEING PROGRAMMED BY THE RUSSIANS)

YOU'RE MADE UP BUT YOU KICKED THEIR ASS FOR IT (BLAME KEANU REEVES)

YOU'RE IN CILLIAN MURPHY'S PANORAMIC COMPLEX CUZ OF HIS VAGINA - I MEAN OSCAR

DMBSS: ALL CONDOLENCES ARE TO CHRISTOPHER'S LEE, ECCLESTON AND NOLAN (THE THIRD CHRIS THAT HATED GOD TO MAKE A DOCTOR, NOW GO GET YOUR OWN)

I'M THE DOCHKTA. NOW FUCK YOU OFF WITH THAT WORLD CLASS DEGREE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CANT FIND ANYONE LIKE ME (I DUMPED YOU)

Y U LOOKING?

CHINK

ENG: HOW COULD WE MAKE EVERYBODY'S BRAIN FUNCTION BEST?

BLACK GUYS KNOW HOW TO VIBE BUT YOU'RE THERE AT THE WRONG TIME (RACIST REVERSED)

CHINKS ARE NOW NEURO-DIVERGENTS THINKING AGAINST THE GRAIN CUZ OF THEIR OCD-HD TERMINATOR PERCEPTION ARC VALUES HUMAN TRADITIONS MORE THAN THE ECO-SYSTEM WHICH GRADUALLY PROVES THE MOVIES POINT: YOU'RE SHIT AT LIVING

PAKI'S ARE NOW THE NEW ORANGE

DMBSS: ARNIE SCHWARZENEGGER MK11 BET YOU TO IT

ENG: PROBLEMS WE MAY NEVER SOLVE

DMBSS: *TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THE CAMERA DID NOT FIND* THAT (MOCKS YOUR WORLD IN CHINESE MOTHER DEFAULT)

ENG: HOW DOES THE BRAIN COMPUTE?

DID YOU LIKE THE VIDEOS I SENT YOU? : )

*SAD CUTE FACE* WHY DID YOU NOT RESPOND *MORE SADDER CUTER EMOJIS*

ITS OKAY I WAIT (ACTUALLY GAVE UP LIVING.... FOR THAT)

DMBSS: ...DICK AROUND AND *RAPED BY THE CAMERA*

THE SEXY HORNET AT THE BACK WANTSYAHUNI WHERE IS IT (THE DAD YOU PROBABLY KNEW FROM A NEWSPAPER OR A COIN THAT HAD HIS NAME WRITTEN ON IT)

WHEREISIT (YOUR FIRST WIFE ENERGY FROM THE SAME MAN)

WHYIOUGHTTAMAKEYOU (NOW THAT SOCIAL CLASSISIST EVERYBODY WANTS TO MAKE FUN OF BUT IS THE REASON WHY THE KID IS LEFT CUTE PLUSHY SAD AFTER A MINUTE OF HER BEING LET DOWN BY .... TV CELEBRITIES)

ENG: HOW CAN COGNITION BE SO FLEXIBLE AND GENERATIVE?

DIDYOULIE? (YOU KNEW THE FAULT IN YOUR STARS)

WHATDIDYOU*SHOWSITYOU* WHY(ACTUALREASON) AND DID YOU DO IT (STRESSED BUT MELTING FLAKE 99 ENERGY BY SUPERMAN ALL ALONG)

DAMN YOU *GETSITDONE10/10THEFIRSTTIMECORRUPTEDMAGNETENERGYBASTARDHQHEKNEWBEST(ACTUAL HERO FORGOTTEN REMEMBERED CUZ HIS PRICED JEWEL WENT ELSEWHERE ON THAT COP AND MAGNET TV SHOW JAHANNAM SHE CALLS IT)

DMBSS: YOU DO KNOW HE IS RIGHT (LOONEY TUNES PHYSICS MAKES HIM TWEETY BIRD OF THE TV SH- AND YOU KNEW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT)

JAHANNAM (YOU RESPECT HIS CULTURE)

RAMADAN (YOU LIKE THE ENERGY)

YOUR MOM IS MY BITCH (YOU'RE PROBABLY DEAD FOR NOT THINKING SOONER THAN THE LGBTQ PREROGATIVE)

ENG: HOW AND WHY DOES CONSCIOUS EXPERIENCE ARISE?

BASTARD (THE ACTUAL VIEWER)

FAT ASS (LAZY DEMOGRAPHIC)

IM GOING TO.. (YOU'D NOT DO IT BUT YOU HATE THE FAMOUS META-SLUT FOR IT)

DMBSS: SHE IS MY DAUWHORETER (DAD-KID ENERGY LATER ON THE LOVE FOR THE FAMILY BLOODLINE)

YOU BASTARD BUT IM A GOD (DAD BUT DAUGHTER GETS IT)

I AM CHILL (DAJJAL ENERGY ELSEWHERE BUT AT LEAST THE CAMERA (HUSBAND) LOVES HER)

I AM YOU (KILLS YOUR CONFIDENCE TO LET DAD LIVE ON (MOM ASKING YOU FOR HELLP)

ENG: META QUESTIONS

DMBSS: KEANU REEVES IS NOW A RETARD

ENG: WHAT COUNTS AS AN EXPLANATION OF HOW THE BRAIN WORKS? (AND WHICH DISCIPLINES WOULD BE NEEDED TO PROVIDE IT?)

DID I ASK YOU FOR COCAINE??????? HUH! DICKHEAD????? *SNORTS THIN AIR FOR RELAXATION METHOD*

*YOU SEE THIS* NA *IDC* I LOVE YOU INFINITY (ACTUALLY THE TV SEX GODS WHO ARE WITH THE PRIMEDIAL RIVER SONG ALL THIS TIME *I WIN TIKTOK* SHOWS YOU MY NIPPLES FOR FREE ENERGY *FUCK YOU CILLIAN MURPHY* COUSINS ADORE THAT 'STICK IT TO THE MAN H20 ENERGY THEY ALWAYS LOVED ABOUT THAT ONE RETARDED FROGGODBROTHER*

I'M GAY THIS TIME (LESBIANS SUPPORT IT)

DMBSS: YOU GOT HIM, NOW WHAT

FUCK

THAT

OUT

MILEY HAS NOW GOT A NEW CHAPTER BUT THERE IS NO IFF BUT SEEING WHAT A BABY CAN DO IN PAGE 105 IS YOU ALONE NOT FUCKING AROUND THE MEDIUMS (TV SHOW SHIT LORE HAS A MORAL COMPASS IF USED AS GHOSTS THEN SAYS EVERYTHING ABOUT THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (US TV SHOW) THAT HAD YOUR ATTENTION BECAUSE 'WITCHES DANCE' FUCK THAT)

LETS SEE HANNAH MONTANA'S POV READ PROLIFIC FILES OF MILEY STEWARTS LIFE (ACTUAL NAME)

TOTAL NEURON (BASICALLY A BULLSHITTER IN THE MIDST BUT TELLS YOU AS IT IS: NO LIE, THE MAN IS A VIRGIN): SHAPE SHIT UP MILEY

TOTAL GLIA (THATS U ALL ALONG, FUCKING LIAR): THE VIEWER DOES NOT BELIEVE YOUR JOURNEY WITH A HEMSWORTH (THOR) LIKE YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT PRETTY FUCKING BELIEVABLE THERE

OLIGODENDROCYTES (THIS U (THE SPECIAL VIEWER) ALWAYS IN HER FUCKING MIND): U DID DRUGS, GOOD FOR YOU NOW LOOK AT EVERYBODY JAYWALKING CUZ OF A SLEEPING BEAUTY (TV SHOW SPLIT SAYS U LIEEEEE)

ASTROCYTES (HER LINE ON DOCTOR WHO ENDS WITH THIS CITATION QUOTE IMAGING YOUR CAREER ALL ALONG (HER DREAM NOW)

MICROGLIA (RICH SWEET IS THE CHERRY ROSE HEAD BEING A TRAITOR IN REAL LIFE TO SAVE ASS YOU FUCKED UP AT LAST TO NEVER: YOU RADIO LIED TO EVERYBODY ABOUT TRACY BEING A GOOD GUY MERICAN TO BAD GUY BRITISH GONE GOOD, THIS IS U NOW): SAVE IT FOR THE PAPERS, SHE'S YOUR COUSIN NOW (LINNA XIX IS RELATIVE TO HOLLYWOOD FAMILY NOW CUZ HER AUTISM COST HER UP HER OWN HOME CUZ OF A DUMMY LOVATIC PANDEMIC SITUATION IN ITALY NOW (WHERE THE SHOW TAKES PLACE IS IOTA MURICAN ALL TIME BEST FRIEND (YOU COULD HAVE MARRIED FOR HEALTH SUPPORT) BACKSTABBED YOU FOR 'SOCIAL SENSING SITUATION TO 'WHERE IS MY NOHSE' BLACKMAILING A JAPANESE LINGUOAMERICAN DUOLOGY OF A JAPANESE FRONTIER BEING RESCUED FOR PANDA POLICIES (IN MY HEAD NOW, YEAH THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FAMOUS, JACKSONRODSTEWART PRSEZZTING)

GRANULE CELLS: (IM THE REASON... NOW) YOU DO REALISE... YOU HAVE LONG TERM EFFECTS FOR WHAT YOU DO THAT MAKES UP A HUMAN BODY RESTORING SOCIAL HELLFIRE THAT MAKES UP A BODY OF ONE MAN, NOW THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF NOW HONESTY COMES AT A CONCLUSION THAT YOU WERE AND ALWAYS WILL BE IF YOU HAD NOTICED IT THE FIRST TIME (SOCIAL HONESTY CATERS THE WORLD FOR ONE PERSON KNOWING YOU THAN EVERYBODY DEJECTING THE LATTER FOR A REASON): WHERE ARE YOU SMILEY STEWART???? *LOOKS FOR YOU COMICALLY*

NEWBORNS: 0-50 (SMWC): ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS

NEWBORNS: 0-59 (SH): YOU'RE DEAD BY THEN (NIGHTMARES IN YOUR WEALTH)

NEWBORNS: 17-95 (SH8): YOU CAN ALREADY HEAR US

FEMALES: 120 - 18 (SMWC): YOU'RE A SELENATOR

FEMALES: 49 - 84 (SH): YOU HATE TIME (ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY)

FEMALES: 17 - 45 (SH8): I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU (LOVATICS WHO KNOWN LINNA IN HER LIFETIME)

MALES: 128 - 225 (SMWC): GLEE CAST FUGITIVES (ELSEWHERE)

MALES: 200 - MAX (SH): YOU KNEW LEE PACE

MALES: 20 (SH8): FANSONS

CEREBELLUM: 90 (SMWC): NOW, JACKSON FORGIVES YOU

CEREBELLUM: 200 (SH): HEY LINNA : )

CEREBELLUM: 5-INFINITY (SH8): OHMYGOSHITSDAVIDTENNANTONTV, I KNOW HIM (MIMICS HIS DOCTOR IN REAL TIME)

P. 176

AMPLITUDE (I HATE YOU BUT YOU'RE OKAY ANYWAY):

TOTAL NEURON: DIS BITCH (OBVIOUS BAD GUY ON TV FUCKED UP FOR WHAT)

SMWC: SAY IT TO MY FACE (NOT THE WRITER BUT YOU WHO NEVER HAD THE AUDACITY TO CAST YOURSELF IN THAT PLACE THE FIRST TIME)

SH: I TOLD YOU SO (WHY ISNT SHE MOVING: YOU CANNOT STRIP CASH HER TO A WEDDING THERE ANYWAY (YOUR DEAD COUSIN WHO NEEDS HELP)

SH8: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD (YOU WERE FAMOUS FOR THAT)

FREQUENCY (THE HELL WITH THIS *DOES IT THEMSELVES FOR THEIR JOY IN THE END*)

CEREBELLUM: WE... LOVED THAT (TV HELL NOW)

SMWC: YOU. DUMBASS (YOU LOVED ME TO DIE?????????)

SH: I KID YOU NOT (ACTUALLY THE BABY HERSELF GOT TO BE FAMOUS)

SH8: I SHIT YOU NOT I DID THIS (SHE COOKS YOUR FAVOURITE EVERYTHING BUT YOU KNEW HER AS 12 YEARS A SLAVE)

COMPLEXITY (SHIT, I DID IT AGAIN *AUNTY BRITNEY HATES YOU*)

SMWC: WELL..... WE'RE WAITING (THATS HER)

SH: SHE IS TOO GOOD (EVEN WILL SMITH HIMSELF FOUND A SHEIKH HE CAN RELATE TO IN REAL TIME; NOW THAT SAYS SOMETHING)

SH8: I GOT DAVID TENPINBALL MACHINE FOR FREE AND YOUR GRANNY HATES YOU (WHYYYYYY?. *BBC ENDING LOGO IS IN PREVIEW*)

THIS IS WHY YOU DONT WANT TO BE A LOVATIC, YOU'LL GET SHAT ON BY COST OF LIVING CRISIS IN YOUR CRISIS CUZ NOW THE TORY GOVERNMENT STOPPED WORKING FOR YOU TO CURE 'AIDS DAJJAL' NOW (TV SHOW SYNOPSIS)

I HEREBY SALUTE THE BRUNT RUNNER OF HER ALL AND THE MAJESTY DAJJAL DI MUCKHHH DI RUKSHAAA REPERTOIRE TO ALL PROBLEMATIC POSTS TO THE GUINIVERE SCANDAL OF 'THAT SLUT MOBSTER TRUCK FIRE' TO THE ONE AND ONLY MISS DELLY SCOTT HR OBE

I SALUTE MY EXPECTATIONS FROM A BLACK BOUNTY

[organic-guacamole]

this is a dumb excuse but last night I was showing my sister how to type with a Korean 10 key keyboard and then hit my phone stuck on it and that's why I'm late...

HSMTMTS SEASON 3 EPISODE 8 REACTION

yay jet doing the recap

before this disaster begins I just gotta say I love the background music at the start. the stringy rendition of shallow lake is so nice.

ON 3 OR AFTER 3!!!!! if this finale has any more callbacks I will not stop screaming

imagine if ricky did get a heart attack though...🤔

not saying he should but like, it would be original (unlike a certain recycled love triangle plot)

my best friend is old enough to vote now too and it's actually insane

but this isn't about me, BIG RED YESSSSS

how'd he come though, Ricky stole his car 🤨🤨🤨

JET

idk what's happening now, it would be cool if they fleshed out Jet and Ricky some more but they didn't so now it's awkward the way Jet is asking Red.

AND ASHLYN IS STILL JUST STANDING THERE? HUH? MOVE GIRL

EJ I love you.

"where's Gina" *punches pillow, mattress, wall, door-*

no wonder EJ his busting his ass to make sure the show is perfect. Ricky is the male lead and doesn't know the name of the kingdom in frozen? chile please

miss Jenn? do people not have other things to do in this show (me being petty about every little thing because I'm pissed about the storylines of this season)

why are all these elders jumping in the kid's solo smh smh

GO ASHLYN WEEEE

Channing showed up with like 20x more gay and he's so cute

why would they livestream this wth

shut up Richard, I'm so tired of his snarky comments this whole time

DUDE THE WAY THEY ALL TURNED ON EJ IMMEDIATELY I CANNOT STAND THIS SHOW

and then don't apologize for assuming he'd throw them all under the bus after the 2 weeks of him working so hard to make sure they excel I'm so angry I'm gonna cry

Nini? I'm not even surprised atp

she's not coming back.

"these things don't go away in a night" THANK YOU KOURTNEY

why is the crowd laughing so hard I do not understand (nitpicking)

thanks Channing 🧍🏽‍♀️

I know redlyn won't break up but it's scaring me.

not the sign saying no spitting in the middle of the emotional scene between Alex and Kourtney

SUPERNOVA GSHEGSHSHSAJBA I LOVE THEM

no Channing not now

why does Nini have to stand there, isn't it more conspicuous than sitting in the audience?

yes Gina beat that man to the ground

I LOVE KOURTNEY SO MUCH

I'm so happy rn.

bORN TI BE BRAVEEWE I KNOW WHO I AM INSIDE AND I WONT APOLOGIZE WOOOOOO

"we missed you so much this summer" literally no one thought about her (petty guac is back)

Channing is such a fun character, his dialogue is almost always hilarious

and now EJ has to witness THIS. seriously just twist the knife in his heart atp

I love Val why isn't she in season 4���� (Actually no cuz then they'd ruin her character)

*marches down the path with lanterns and pitchforks* KILL CASH CASWELL KILL CASH CASWELL

EJ deserves so much more than they give him and I'm so upset that not only did he lose the girl he really liked, but also can't even get his dad to say something as simple as "you're not a disappointment"

seriously. born to be brave is just making me nostalgic for s1 and I can't handle that rn

Not Ms Jenn actually being in hsm, didn't Mr Mazzara prove that she wasn't? anyways um

just like that? Corbin switches sides? redemption?

why is miss Jenn pulling every 40 something man in this show

is it just me or does Ashlyn have the bi colours in her hair

EJ SIGNED AS ELTON IM SCREAMING

I hate the last day of camps like this, I've been to 2 and I cried so hard whole waiting for my ride, like those people you just spent days and nights with you might never see again but the bond is just so ✨

BRO LOOK AT THIS? WHEN THEY FOUND OUT NINI WAS THERE DID YALL SEE RICKYS FACE? HES NOT OVER HER (not in the sense of wanting to be with her still, but just not over that relationship and probably craving that feeling again. hence lily and now Gina? why why why should they be the rebounds for him and why is the narrative making it seem like a good thing.)

like this guy that has had his eyes on Gina and only Gina for months is not right for her! fine! but does that automatically make Ricky, the guy who is like the opposite of boyfriend material bc of where he is in life rn any better? no???

NOT THE TIME SKIP

I also just realized this is the longest hsmtmts episode to date, that's cool, literally what we've been begging for since s2 but sure.

no stop. that documentary is not complete within 1 month, no way. especially not after what they said about in a month the trailer will come out.

BRO CARLOS' DRESS??????

and can we talk about the meta-ness of this? what show am I even watching rn? hsmtmtsftmtd?

OMG EVERYONE IS SO HOT

"ok Ricky Bowen and you're watching Disney plus" *does the wand movement* ain't no way son

oh no it's gonna have the Ricky confession scene isn't it

oh jeez not the reality show edits

OMG WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO CARLOS IM CRYING

love how jet's own can't even be excused by some editing

this show has gone off the rails but the documentary trailer is killing me

the awkward shots of Ricky grinning at the camera while Gina says that she wants one thing I'm dying I'm deceased yes.

BIG RED IS BI WE KNEW THIS BUT ITS CANON NOW WOOHOOO (why he got an interview segment? no idea)

"good for him" so true

EJ my man... *shoulder pat*

oh Rina is still gonna happen?

hm

no jeez why is it always the girl confessing to Ricky

SHE DID NOT JUST USE PART OF HER BREAK UP WITH EJ TO CONFESS TO RICKY. IM BACK TO HATING THIS SHOW.

SHE ALREADY CONFESSED DURING THAT FLASHBACK SCENE AT THE S1 CLOSING WHAT WHAT WHAT

HES 18 TOO HOW COULD SHE USE THE FACT THAT EJ'S AN ADULT AND MOVING FORWARD AGAINST HIM WHEN RICKYS ABOUT TO DO THE SAME?? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG

NO STOP ICKY EW GO AWAY

nonono, don't get me started

[funky-sea-cryptid]

chapter 3

i've had a red bull (gross), i have 3 hours until im watching pride and prejudice and zombies, lets do this thing

once again jo nesbo cuts from the action because ???

look, i like dramatic retellings as much as the next bitch this wouldn't be a problem if he didn't do it every chapter.

it's the next night apparently

anyways macbeth is relaying the story of how he and duff committed a literal massacre to a very enthralled (and very drunk) SWAT team

take a shot every time angus specifically says "jesus"

he says it a lot, actually, so disregard that unless you want to fucking die

angus is an edgy atheist which is why i think it's funny that he says "jesus" so much.

macbeth is retelling the events to his friends and then seyton shows up

seyton: did you really think duff would care about a bunch of dead bodies? macbeth: sir, this is a chilis.

once again duff portrayed as An Asshole. would be better if he was shown to improve, but alas. we can't have shit in this nameless town

okay another point to nesbo, i like the ping-ponging of the story between macbeth and duff telling it to different parties and both of them LYING

duff's like "hnggg does duncan like me" and duncan's like ":)"

lennox and caithness hiiiiiiii

take a shot every time duff is like "i gotta make linguistics an art" and discusses his word choices to himself

disregard that

cawdor mention hiiiiiiiii

me when i see people from the play: omg hiiiii <3

mention of The Stoke Massacre which does play an important part if you give a shit about this fucking book, which i dont

macbeth: we shot the bitch. but. it wasn't the bitch.

yeah sweno's still alive.

good for him tbh

duncan is COMING for duff's ass fr

it's kind of amusing because duff is such an irredeemable asshole in this book but it also makes me so upset because duff is - thats my boy, okay?

jo nesbo has NEVERRRRRRR engaged critically with this text fr

not to repeat my rant on how macduff is supposed to be a narrative foil and therefore morally superior to macbeth but

even if he wasnt the man has the straightest moral compass in the play. he's fully prepared to beat malcolm's ass and then go save scotland by himself because malcolm's like "i will be a bad king and fuck the entire country up" like the man is so good. how could you do this jo nesbo

duff calls duncan an "arrogant fool"? or is it sweno? unclear

duncan's worried about shit getting stolen out of siezed goods - THEN FIX THAT SHIT??? arent you in CHARGE?

real drinking game take a shot a woman is described as "looking less capable bc ulterior motives (sex) but shes capable tho!" . i do like the part where her whole face sparkles bc of a candle flame because i too like women

lennox is like "hmm today we're gonna casually discriminate against macbeth"

everyone's clowning on duff rn (for good reason though) augh jo nesbo what are you DOING to my BOY

banquo's like "macbethhhh stop lyingggg" and macbeth's like "what are you talking about aha"

LADY MACBETH HIIIIIIIIIIIIII

banquo HATES her thats misogyny actually

duff: i'm going to commit more crimes on duncan's dollar

her name is just. lady. just lady. what in god's name-

her name is GRUOCH

anyways macbeth is a total malewife i think thats cute

first mention of lorreal. oh boy.

LADY MACDUFF HIIIIIIIIIIII

me when women

she's doing her best rn

okay it's now revealed duff and macbeth are fucking lying bc duff shot the bitch wearing sweno's helmet without checking, so macbeth stabbed the other one to hide the evidence

"now i've paid my debt to you, duff." reoccurring motif here that duff and macbeth have Issues.

duff commits crimes and forces an interrogation in a hospital asmr

[juanitasupreme]

Whether amber or Depp were guilty doesn't ultimately matter for the UK trial as if should be overturned and redone

You can't realistically say that the victim isn't affected by credibility for lying under oath, not knowing who she is (that was scummy of the judge to dismiss the Coachella event), declare one side untrustworthy based on substance abuse (a problem most humans face rn) while straight up calling one a liar when they say they faced similiar, deny experts, claim metadata isn't challanged when experts to look at it are requested, take clearly photoshopped things as 2 incidents, state that audio/video shouldn't(and didn't) have a bearing on the trial because "not under oath in the courtroom", claim 2 cops are less useful as witnesses than an individual they knew because they didn't take a report (while using some of what they said as proof, like tf kinda bullshit)

The entire trial was a case that couldn't possibly be won, it was an extremely prejudicial case where the judge dismissed everything that didn't support amber's including her own testimony

Oh we have video of the defendant threatening murdering the victim the night before they turned up dead and one of them walking into and out of the room the victim was found dead in moments later "not under oath so that's not useful evidence to determine guilt" - this is the shitty ass logic nichol used to get his verdict and the fuxking appeal judges ALLOWED that shit

The HD trial in the UK didn't prove guilt for either party because it couldn't, what it DID prove is that the entire fucking system needs burned down and every case that's been tried in decades needs looked at, as it shows the appeals judges didn't give a shit about prejudicial treatment and that judges can and DO engage in it without a second fucking thought

How many people are in prison for this shit? How many people that the judges disliked have been fucking ruined on the basis of only allowing and caring about evidence that fits the narrative of guilt?

Depp coupd've won the UK trial and the entire fucking process if it was done in a similiar way would be disgusting and need overturned, when you allow prejudicial treatment by the courts you are saying you're fine with PoC being thrown in prison for life for shit they didn't do

That case was even more disgusting than the way the the park 5 was handled and those idiots should still see prison for the way they treated them.

Please for the love of god stop comparing Depp's judgement with wrongfully convicted poc. It's out of place. It's disgusting. It's not the same. You are out of line there. John Depp is a white man who lost a case in the UK about being a wife beater because he did in fact beat his wife in at least 12 different accounts. In no way or form it is comparable to poc struggle. It's a rich yt man who brought the case on himself and lost in a country known to be libel tourism as it is extremely easy to win when you sue.

Depp was unreliable because he had many blackouts due to his almost deadly substance use. He didn't believe that he did why he was accused of because he think that he is a gentleman from Kentucky. This was highlighted by the headbut moment when he is on tape saying "I headbuted you it doesn't break a nose". After you are writing a bunch of bullshit ao no needs on my part to comment.

Depp isn't a man living through an injustice. So stop comparing with poc struggles or any other case because at the end of the day he is a wife beater not a victim.

[omegawolverine]

hiya :D!! if you're still doing the fandom ask game, how about homestuck? that's another one i myself used to be super into :3

(and apologies for the cringe but i read your answer to the td ask too and one, your opinions are all so based and Two i greatly enjoy them (/gen) because you despise alejandro and courtney while to me they are my scrunkly unglydoople little tiepnsy cutsests. we are like narrative foils Poetic cinema even)

omg we are narrative foils <3 but honestly I respect al and courtney stans more than any other bitches bc half the fandom wants them dead and they just go about posting like they dont even hear em. power move, truly.

anyways, homestuck my beloathed <3

The first character I first fell in love with: dave ofc

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: holding eridans gross fish hands in mine

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: jane ig. she has her fair share of haters but im always amazed by how many people actually like her.

The character I love that everyone else hates: im not an apologist for any of these characters BUT vriska, meenah, cronus and, like i said, eridan. they all suck but they intrigue me. im studying them in my little troll studies lab. (also before someone comes for me i havent read homestuck since the 7th grade, i have very little memory of their wrong doings, i just remember i used to enjoy them a lot)

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: kankri...? i still enjoy him in theory ig but ive seen enough meta about him to know that 18 year old me would probably not like him as much as 13 year old me did.

The character I would totally smooch: dirk dirk dirk dirk dirk im giving him a big kiss rn

The character I’d want to be like: sollux probs?

The character I’d slap: girl like half the cast deserves to get they asses beat, im not choosing one

A pairing that I love: soldavekat (do NOT look at me) + pepsicola

A pairing that I despise: basically any jane pairing, also gamrezi for. obvious reasons lmao

[finished-ink]

The Last of Us Part II RANT

I’m normally a “moblie user only” person myself, but Part II took the fattest, nastiest shit on me I’ve ever had the displeasure and feeling through game, that I had to hop on my computer and type this. But before I get in to all the bad, let me start off with the little good in the game.

PROS: The Sound Design, the Animation and Graphics, and the Voice Work

Sound Design: The songs and music in this game were extremely well done. It had me moved to tears to sitting on the edge of my seat anxious about what was going to happen next.

Animation and Graphics: The animation truly seemed like a TON of time, energy, and love went into designing the characters and their surroundings.The graphics were just as awesome and truly made you feel immersed in the world of tlou.

Voice Work: Great work done my all voice actors involved. They, along with the graphics, made the characters really come to life.

OK, now done with the good, time for the fucking bullshit. I am mostly going to focus an the story and the characters. Because holy fuck, I know GOT season 8 was like a milestone in bad storytelling, but the goal wasn’t to do worse than that shitty ass season.

The Shitty Story:  I think the first thing that set this story up to be the fuck up that it is, was this lesson of “Violence isn’t the answer”. I think if the lesson was, “Your actions and choices have consequences” would have been a better theme to go along with this story. So, lets begin with Joel’s death.

I was honestly not surprised at all when I got to Abby at the beginning and someone was there to kill Joel. To think he would be able to evade the effects of what he did to the Fireflies would have been a bit ridiculous. I was even semi-fine with the torture of Joel, because I could see how that decision would force the player to really want to get back at Abby. Was it needed? Absolutely not because just killing Joel would of accomplished this. But if the torture of Joel was something Naught Dog really wanted to include then OK fine. We then come to the next extremely shitty part in the story, killing members of WLF and the game making the player feel guilty for it.

Now I know this is kinda a game play issue, but the issue being solved with a simple change in the game play would effect the story. And that is allowing the players to choose what the fuck they want to do. Do you want to just going in and slaughter everybody while their friends scream about their friends dying. That’s completely your choice. Do you want to quietly and tactically knock them out and leave them to live? Let that also be a choice. The could of even done it to where the more people you kill the more ammo and weapons you could collect, but it’ll be harder to travel because WLF will be sending out more brutes and harder enemies in an attempt to stop you. On the flip side, the more people you knock out, the less ammo and weapons you have, but the less WLFs there are to try and hunt you down because you’re not a bigger threat than the Scars. Then they could use dialogue said by the npcs to give the player an idea of how much of a threat they are to WLF. In a game where its trying to teach this lesson of “Violence isn’t the answer”, it sure forces you to resort to violence at every opportunity. You can even keep the intended message because in the game, violence isn’t always truly the answer. Bouncing off of this is my next change to the story, having the players make the choice about whether or not they want to kill Nora, Mel, and Owen.

Let’s get one thing straight, Ellie beating the shit out of Nora was not needed. An alternative to getting the info about where Abby was staying at could of been done through a series of little puzzle quests to give Ellie clues on where Abby was. This would be longer, but would not of had the same effect on Ellie’s mental state as beating the fuck out of Nora did. However, they could of kept the original scene as it played out. You get the info fast and you don’t lose out on anything major. Maybe some ammo and some pills but not enough to where it feels like you’ve lost out. But the choice now falls on the players to decide what they should do. The same applies with Mel and Owen. When you arrive at the aquarium, the player can decide to shot Owen to get Mel to talk, kill Mel to get Owen to talk, or grab Mel to threaten Owen to talk. The two kill options would be semi-bad because what played out originally with Abby would happen. But if the player decided to threaten Mel, Owen would talk, Ellie would release Mel but still holding them at gun point, and leave. However this would happen after another choice I think should of been implemented in the game. The choice to travel with Jesse to go and find Tommy.

When this happened even I wanted Ellie to just go with Jesse. It seemed like a great point to give the players a chance to decide what they wanted Ellie to do. Here’s how I would of wanted it to go: The player can either make Ellie continue to the aquarium, and the story would follow along as normal, or the player makes Ellie go with Jesse to find Tommy and leave. They leave and find Tommy after his encounter with Abby. You could even make another choice here where Tommy wants to try and go back to hunt down Abby, or go back to Dina with Jesse after he argues that they need to leave. If you go back with Jesse, Tommy follows with you, upset she gets to live, but moves on. From this they return to the theater, grab Dina and travel back to Jackson. This can then branch off to the future we see with Ellie and Dina, but there’s a scene where they travel to Jackson with J.J to see Jesse and his family. While there, Tommy approaches Ellie and says that he found Abby, and the player can decide what to do here as well. Go after Abby or stay. If the player goes after Abby, Ellie does find her and kills her, but it leaves Ellie feeling a bit conflicted because she doesn’t feel the fulfillment she thought she would feel. Cut to her traveling back to Jackson, visiting Joel’s grave and cue heart wrenching scene of her playing the guitar at his grave.

Now circling back, if the player decided to travel with Tommy to hunt Abby down in Seattle, Jesse reluctantly agrees, but tells them if they don’t find her by tomorrow afternoon, they all leave. This would then lead to the player finding Abby and Lev (because in my head Lev does run off but the boat he takes in the aquarium isn’t there and heard talk about the other boats the WLF’s use and takes off there, but Abby catches him in time to stop him from traveling to the island. This would happen after her encounter with Tommy) and Abby would tell Lev to run back to the aquarium with Yara. So its Ellie, Jesse, and Tommy holding Abby at gun point. Knowing a 3v1 isn’t winnable, she lays down her weapons and thus, another decision is allowed for the player. Kill Abby or let her live. Killing Abby has an effect on Ellie’s mental state and that can effect the game at the end. Not too bad that it ruins the ending, but bad enough that maybe there’s a cut scene of her having nightmares about killing her. If the player decides to not kill her, Ellie lets her go, she runs off, Tommy and her argue and Jesse tells them to drop it and get back to the theater. They do and cue to the ending I talked about earlier with everyone going back to Jackson. Now this leads me to my leads final story issue I would change about the game, Abby’s portion would be significantly cut down.

While the player would still play as Abby, the only flash back that would be included is the one about her and her father. Narratively, I don’t hate it. It allows for the player to understand why Abby wanted to kill Joel and drive home the new theme of “Your choices and actions have consequences”. However playing as Abby for, what, 12 hours of the game wasn’t needed. If the excuse was to pad for time, everything I said above would not have only extended the time, but would of allowed for players to want to replay the game. The player would still play as Abby with Lev and Yara so it can set up the players for how all the characters got to where they are by the time the player is given the choice to Kill or Let Abby Go. I’m on the fence about if the player would still be Abby and the theater scene would play as normal if you kill Mel or Owen. Kinda up in the air but what can you do. Anyways, while this would humanize the character to extent, it wouldn’t try to wash down her deeds like Naught Dogs tried to do. In my creation of this story, what happened in Santa Barbara would not take place at all.

All in all, there was some much they could of done with this story that could of made it worth playing. I have no more words for this grotesque torture p*rn game Neil and Naught Dogs decided to create. I wish I could fucking wipe my brain and get back to two days I wasted on this game. Fuck them and I hope Naughty Dogs fucking falls apart. I will finish my little essay with asking y’all to please not harass or go after the voice actors and the people who tried to make this game. Go after Neil , because ultimately this falls on him.

[trickstermelon]

Ace and Sabo! :D

Ace-how i feel about this characterevery day i just want to. hug him. he deserves so much better and also a decade of therapy, that funky little cowboy……  

all the people i ship romantically with this characterSanji- thank u animation team for that filler, they r idiots... . . flirtin... Marco- So kiss the misfits, dance with the punks, hug the junkies, dropouts and drunks, raise your fist up, scream all at once, and feeeeeeel alriiiiiightDeuce- it’s just that damn first mate/captain trope they’re just. ALSO speedrun enemies to helpless pining to lovers. really gay dudes. bros. lads

my non-romantic otp for this character *cracks knuckles* Bonny- THEY ARE. BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE I SAID SO, dine and dash gambling buddies, like to meet up, throw down and rob rich people every chance they getWB- You are my daaaaad you are my dad (boogie woogie woogie)  Thatch- *tries to say something but starts crying and can’t stop*Robin: oh god they would have gotten along  

my unpopular opinion about this characterhis fashion sense is atrocious. i adore it

one thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon- i dont hate his death as a narrative thing but i just wish we really got to know him, he should have stuck around the whole alabasta arc in the manga, let him have some side-quests with luffy, get an earlier introduction to blackbeard n some of the WBP. let him hang w the crew the whole time on his way to beat ass_______

Sabo- 

how i feel about this characterhe’s the worst but in the oh fuck you’re legit kinda terrifying way. i love him he’s such a fucking nerd n got the actual fashion sense. carries all the brain cells none of the emotional rationality 

all the people i ship romantically with this characterKoala- asshole soulmates babey… Sanji- listen theyre just so similar theres a bunch of spring off here. too similar probably Marco: fight fight fight fi

my non-romantic otp for this characterRobin- sabo has a long rube-goldburg-style plan to get her to adopt himLaw- can u imagine. the chaos. the tom fooleryHack, Dragon, Kuma, Ivan- You are my daaaaad you are my dad (boogie woogie woogie)  Deuce: they have frequent like, 3 day writing lockdown sessions where they hole up in one house and come out looking like drunk raccoons

my unpopular opinion about this characteri dont think hes. always morally good on a small level?? very very big picture dude which i Respect, i need to read his stuff properly. but he’s grey af  

one thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canonbitches be shoppin and are perfectly fine rn– oda tell me where the fuck he and vivi arei want shanks to adopt him for some reason just seems like it’d be funONE DAY. ONE DAY I WILL DO AN ANALYSIS ON SABO N ACES PERSONALITY SWAP FROM CHILDHOOD TO ADULTHOOD N THEIR FOILED TEMPERMENTS… 

[qqueenofhades]

hello! it’s youngin anon once more in your inbox, i hope you’re staying safe rn! since quarantine has put a lot of free time in my hands all of a sudden, I’ve been reading more. so I was wondering if you have suggestions for books on medieval history (in general or ones good for beginners) I would also be open to any book recommendations in general. Hope you have a lovely day (or as lovely as they can get during quarantine) :D

My dear, please know that I am delighted to see you back and I hope that you are likewise taking care of yourself. I am... here, at any rate, though my mental health has really taken a beating recently and real life has been kicking my ass more than usual the last two weeks. So that’s that, but never mind. You are sweet to ask.

Anyway, as far as medieval history books go, I am (ironically!) not the best person to ask for recommendations, because I read almost nothing that is popular history, beginner level, or otherwise at all interesting to the average layman and/or woman. All my reading material on this subject is academic in nature, dense, highly footnoted and while you can take a hack at it, I have a feeling that it would quickly defeat the purpose. Chris Wickham’s Medieval Europe, published in 2016, was the core book for first-year undergraduates in my history survey courses a couple years ago; he is a decent writer as far as academics go, and it will give you a broad-picture sweep. I read it differently from how you will, but there’s that. 

If you would like things that will actually entertain you during lockdown, here’s a list of the things that I have recently been reading, rereading, or otherwise had stacked on my bedside table for an inordinately long amount of time:

YA:

The Mediator (6-book series) by Meg Cabot, a blast from my teenage past that I was struck with an urge to revisit, don’t judge me, we need coping mechanisms. Teenage girl who can talk to ghosts moves to CA, meets hot boy ghost, tries to survive high school. There is also Remembrance, published in 2016, which is a book in that same universe for adults.

The Wrath and the Dawn by Renee Ahdieh, a retelling of Scheherazade from the Thousand and One Nights that I have not actually read yet. But mean to, since I really enjoy the webcomic based on it.

Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo, she has many highly regarded YA novels and I very much enjoyed her Ninth House.

The Amulet of Samarkand, The Golem’s Eye, Ptolemy’s Gate, aka the Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud, another blast from my teenage past that I recently reread and was like “wow this explains so much about how I turned out.”

Fiction:

Crazy Rich Asians, China Rich Girlfriend, Rich People Problems by Kevin Kwan, a trilogy of soapy escapist high-society romcom novels set among the ultra-rich of Singapore and Asia (you may have seen the movie based on the first book). 

The City of Brass, The Kingdom of Copper by S.A. Chakraborty, a trilogy based in a rich Middle Eastern fantasy world. The third book, The Empire of Gold, comes out I think at the end of June, which I am looking forward to.

Rodham by Curtis Sittenfeld, I have not actually read this as it is not yet released (also June I think) but it is a fictional version of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s life as imagined if she didn’t marry Bill and did become president. I have read American Wife by Sittenfeld, which is based on a fictional Laura Bush’s life, and enjoyed it.

Red, White, and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston, speaking of fictional presidents, but do yourself a favor and read this if you haven’t already. The First Son of the United States falls in love with the Prince of England. So many shenanigans and Feelings abound. It reads like a fanfic. It’s great. I adore this book with my whole soul.

Reamde by Neal Stephenson. A giant, sprawling, techno-thriller/global crime caper/terrorist manhunt. I just finished rereading this book and I still find it to be one of my longtime favorites. If you attempt it, just settle down and accept that you’re in for a long and madcap ride. One of his other recent books that I very much enjoyed is The Rise and Fall of DODO, with Nicole Galland, which is about the triumphs and travails of a time travel organization secretly working for the US government.

Nonfiction:

Catch and Kill by Ronan Farrow, the true-life story of the investigation that ultimately brought down Harvey Weinstein and other major sexual predators. So you know, a light and fun read. But important.

The Spy and the Traitor by Ben MacIntyre, Cold War intrigue that tells the story of senior KGB agent and double agent for MI6 Oleg Gordievsky.

Thunderstruck by Erik Larson, the story of a famous 19th-century murderer and manhunt intertwined with the invention of wireless technology; Larson is known for his excellent narrative nonfiction so you can’t really go wrong with any of his books.

Due to the plague, I have been furloughed from my part-time job at my local bookstore, which has put a terrible crimp in my habit of acquiring stacks of new books at ill-advised speed. But hopefully some of that looks interesting, and I hope you enjoy!

[nerv-s]

thoughts on wizards

(spoilers obvi)

douxie good. i love him a lot actually, i didn’t expect to care about him at all. the toa writers are good at making heroes that i actually care about

i have like 5 new yucky ships, so i’d say that was a success

i was hoping for more stuff with akiridion, but it’s okay. i’m happy with the worldbuilding that my partners and i do anyway lmao

steve is bi as hell and that’s very powerful of him

cool that no one had excalibur in the end, i like that narrative beat

the ending overall was kind of lackluster but it didn’t make me mad, so kind of a wash. the rest of it was pretty good though, i enjoyed like 97% of it

disappointed that morgana got the strickler treatment re: her characterization, but i really liked her dynamic with arthur so i can forgive that she’s basically a completely different character/has characterization that swings wildly in different directions lol

her hair is stupid though. i really dislike it. gonna stick with the short cropped hair when i draw her tbh

really glad that the only romance shit we saw was jl.aire. i don’t care for jl.aire, but having a much smaller amount of it to sift through made the show MUCH more enjoyable than many episodes of th and 3b

the merlin and douxie dynamic is fantastic imho, even without the shipping goggles that i’m obviously wearing. very tender, very soft, 10/10

mmmm i love merlin lmao

I LOVE THE ARCANE ORDER. ALL OF THEM. their character designs are stunning and i’m just..... ugh, i love it

really enjoyed the snippet of Soft angor that we got

so much death??? it was extremely brutal??? they really turned up the darkness and i’m so into it

i love nimue lmao

AHHHHHHHH DEYA!!!!! MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!!!! i love deya so much, i’m so glad we got to see her. she’s so fucking good

i love that freaky ass changeling design

that’s most of what i’m feeling coherent about rn, the rest of it is just vague screaming of delight

douxlin real

[roxannepolice]

But yah rey as a character is just so frustrating you know? Cause like, yeah sure she could be complex with a powerful arc where shes forced to come to terms with the fact she wasted years of her life on self-imposed delusions in a cathartic way, or she could be a flat piece of marketing cardboard which Disney is banking on vagina+superpowers=profit without having to go through that persnicty character flaw overcoming or the like. Because like you said, hearing shes a nobody (which ngl, her assuming she was a somebody wasn’t really ever supported in tfa, just that her family was coming back and she desperately wanted them to) is apparently the worst thing but it changes absolutely nothing, not her approach, not her demeanor , if vaguely sad is the absolute worse a character is gonna experience in a goddamn space opera then yeah, full offense ill take the l on Mary sue discourse but her character will definitely be a boring ass wash. We all make fun of whiny new hope Luke but him being a kinda nuisance to both the audience and those around him is what made is transformation into full blown Jedi knight so powerful. With Rey so far what weve got is badass perfect cinnamon roll finally get her due as such, which is clearly working for some people, but I fail to see how that isn’t spectacularly tone deaf to make a protag in this genre such. Operas about drama, not patting you on the back. Rey (assuming she remains as is) would’ve been fine as a protag s the only piece of Star Wars media we ever got was a new hope. But rn she a chosen one architype (and I know that bunch of ppl are gonna go but the series ‘but shes not the chosen one, Anakin still is, the new series isn’t trying to make her one!’ but lets not beat around the burning bush, if u got a character that walks on water and the reason why is because god said so, ur dealing with a chosen one trope and if a character is star wars is made ultrapowerful in lore breaking ways because force said so? Yeah were dealing with a chosen one.) when we had both the deconstruction and the reconstruction done. Shes a straight hero when the success of the ot rest on hitting the formula near perfect the first time. What exactly is Rey, the individual character, bringing to the table? What makes her story supposedly so important the a perfectly good ending had to be made invalid to tell it? A bunch of ppl will say heroines’ journey! But if that’s the case I gotta say, wheres all the feminine shit? Im serious, if the heroines journey is reintegrating the feminine and realizing ‘oh shit mom had a point’ there where is both the feminine skills/coping mechanism and the mom? I mean I saw some ppl arguing for leia in a ‘reys Persephone!’ meta (she isn’t, you can make a much better case for ben himself as Persephone to be quite frank, yall are focusing so much on the trees ((girl gets abducted by guy)) that u forgot the forest existed, the actually story ((girl winds up queen on the underworld, well gee whiz which character just took control of that after leaving the world of living and a grieving divine mother behind, it’s a mystery apparently) behind, it’s a mystery apparently) ((but seriously though even if we hope for dark rey does anyone assume its gonna be taking control of a dark/dead coded org at least partially at this point, do you, do you really??). but given the fact she had what, one line of screen dialogue that’s breaking ur arm with that stretch. As far as skills go I guess you could make an argument for scavenging, but if that’s the case dlf did a shit job of conveying that as female-coded. Everything about rey in tfa seems deliberately androgynous, and yeah, she had her hair let down/mascara moment, but that’s tied to her ‘failure’ on the supremacy thus something nw.SPEAKIGN OF FAILURES ON THE SUPERAMCY AND LACK THERE OF. I find it kind funny that bunch of reylo bnfs (you know who they are) are all ‘hur dur fanboys/antis are dumb and don’t get story structure.’ And then going, ‘why are yall asking how/assuming rey fucked up in throne room/climax of her story in the second portion/darkest point of her character arc? Why do you hate women/ur own ovaries so much?’ because it like walking into a prefurnished house and being told by the relator ‘HERES THE LIVING ROOM’ and having no damn couch. It’s a living room, I expect a couch here. And in a movie where it’s the low point of a character arc and they drag puppet yoda out to tell me the movie is about failure, I expect a damn failure in whats clearly the climax of the characters arc for this movie. As it stands now there are three possibilities imo. 1st, rey had no failure, she is the pure badass maid o light ppl want and every inch the boring cardboard she is accused of by fanbros, remains static, and is relegated to an also ran to benlo taking the most compelling character trophy this trilogy in 10 yrs2nd possibility and the one im hoping for, failure speech wasn’t just thematic explanation but also foreshadowing, rey fucks up big and dramatic in a way that makes her manage to stand out as unique with both her contemporaries and her predecessors(last part, if its ever to much lemme know pls im sorry i just gotta get it out) 3rd and most likely possibility, rey isn’t the main character, benlo is and that’s why his failure both moral in the throne room and logistic on criat take center stage for the last third or so of the movie. Rey is merely a pov character to tell the dramatic villain protag story they wanted and have their very marketable unproblematic Disney heroine cake too.

Ok, so this discourse kinda died down by now, but thanks to that it’s possible to maybe have a calmer look at it I’m totally not trying to justify my late response.

Anyway, the good result is that quite recently my brother, who’s not overly taken with Rey - or the sequels in general, for that matter - said something which really stuck with me as a possible crux of the problem: 

She’s neither comical nor tragical. Just bland. 

This neither comical nor tragical really struck me. And the more I though about it, the more it was appearing to me that this qualm really applies to the sequels as a whole. The thing is that DLF are essentially telling a straightforward story that they’re trying to make captivatingly convoluted. And not just make, but keep this appearance over four years. And this is... a narrative teeth crasher. Like, when you’re honest about the endgame (in the context of the most structural meanings of comedy and tragedy), you can maintain a decorum, though you can also play with it, of course, whereas when you don’t want to be honest about the endgame, you end up mixing the styles somewhat messily. You can’t break or discuss with the rules without acknowledging them, so to speak. Because the originals were honest about the happy/hopeful endgame (the first episode is title A New Hope ffs), they could allow themselves deeply tragic moments like Larses’ deaths, Han getting frozen, destruction of Alderaan, etc. Because the prequels were open about being a tragedy, they could allow themselves lighthearted comic relief for the sake of lighthearted comic relief. 

The sequels... badly want us to consider the possibility of FO winning and Ben dying unredeemed while simultaneously insisting we root for those things not happening, while appearing conscious we’re definitely not buying the former and the latter only somewhat. And it’s tiresome. Dishonest. And indeed, bland. If the story is a tragedy it will be a bloodcurdlingly real one, if it’s a comedy it will be a borderline grotesque one. 

But yeah, returning to Rey, I guess as the main character she’s a lens which focuses the above problems. A very bitter tragedy of what her parents did t her prevents her from being comfortably comical whereas whoohooos I like thats and prancing like a husky on red bull over idols and visions because it’s for children so it must be hopeful prevents her from being intriguingly tragical. So I guess the intentioned effect was tragicomism but, from pov of an engaged casual fan that is my bro, it’s neither. 

As far as Rey’s heroine’s journey lacking some of the usual elements, I blame it on Disney being... a bit too ambitious, maybe. I think they tried to make a heroine’s journey that isn’t ostentaciously seeped in traditional feminine/masculine traits, maintains the structure without what could be called accidentals. On the one hand, I would point out that hero’s journey has pretty much desexualised itself over time, we are rather accustomed to “shero’s” journeys, but on the other... maybe Disney set out on a too novel a territory and may crack their teeth on it, alongside trying to out-Vader Vader at redemption. To elucidate, “toxic femininity” in which a heroine is supposed to find herself in the beginning of her journey, in Rey’s case is uprooted from any of our usual concepts of feminine-masculine social roles (it’s space, duh). My interpretation is that Rey’s version of toxic femininity kind of exists in contrast with Kylo Ben’s version of toxic masculinity - and since the apparent focus of the story is the attitude towards the past/parent figures, toxic femininity would mean her clutching onto the past. Which is why I predict that some act of IX will find Rey inebriated with apparent success in masculine world, meaning she’ll be the one rejecting the old gods this time - and I would point out that panel in Poe comic where she shows herself more sceptical towards idolisation of past don’t mind me, I’m just expressingmy trash dreams for a proper sith lady Rey.

Then again, Rian Johnson said she already found perfect balance between Luke’s clinginess and Kylo’s rejection of the past, so... idk, maybe I’m giving DLF too much credit again.

As for the Persephone thing, I guess the rub is that this reylo reading focuses less on the traditional reading of the myth (where Demeter is the actual main character and Kore is a Princess Peach MacGuffin) and more of an interpretation of it as one of the eldest (at least in Europe) versions of story depicting a transition of a girl into a woman, making Persephone more of a protagonist. 

Like, y’know, this Persephone (D. G. Rosetti, source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proserpine_(Rossetti_painting))

I’m no expert, but myths can lose their original meanings because of power relations (anyone still remember about Dionysus, the god associated with excessive drinking, going through a very Christ-like death and resurrection?) and I think it’s possible that this is the case with the story of Persephone becoming a pre-scientific explanation of seasons changing over the year. So teah, that’s how I always understood the Persephone theme regarding Rey.

But yes, I must agree that I’m confused about Disney’s handling of the mother figure, which... Look, SW became a legend of a modern myth because of how epically Lucas handled the hero dealing with his very explicit father. So yes, I don’t understand what exactly is their game with Rey Nobody from Nowhere in this regard. It’s one thing that they had a cool idea with giving her no lineage, another that parent figures are an essential element of archetypal journeys and from symbolic viewpoint the case of a female character the biological relationship is even more crucial than in male’s. And I swear to all the ewoks and porgs in the galaxy, I do hope Disney’s idea of Rey healing the mother/daughter divide isn’t through her healing the divide between Leia and Ben. Again, this isn’t the idealistic sphere. Just... no. 

Anyway, I still maintain hope (this whole meta blog is built on hope) that Rey will indeed turn out to have a proper personal mistake which will make her stand out in the saga. I do have to admit, though, that I find your last theory very likely. I mean, even when I read all the reylo metas going oh, Rey is going to have such an exciting arc in IX, she has so much to deal with though of course it’s not going to compromise her morally, it will be sooo exciting, I just... f*ck’s sake, what you’re describing isn’t a dramatic character only a dramatised role model. It’s great if that’s your thing, but don’t claim it is space opera-worthy, in operas people drown themselves because of cursed sailors, kill over a break up, decapitate over a bad dream and get dragged to hell over a dinner, not persuade their fallen lovers to change their ways, let alone patienly wait for them the understand the error of their ways (and if they do it’s doomed to end in someone dying).