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ellie give joel a break. god forbid a girl dad with a violent streak catches a vibe

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i got siracha in my eye :)

i ain’t got nothing holy to say about joel’s little old man glasses. THE GLASSES STAY ON DURIN-

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i can’t believe catherine o’hara canonically survived the last of us and now joel is dealing her weed in exchange for therapy

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PEDRO PASCAL AS JOEL MILLER The Last of Us, Season 2

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a lack of voice memo context can be such a beautiful thing @classically-tragic

i ain’t got nothing holy to say about joel’s little old man glasses. THE GLASSES STAY ON DURIN-

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i ain’t got nothing holy to say about joel’s little old man glasses. THE GLASSES STAY ON DURIN-

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“you and my brother, the same goddamn person”

WHAT IF I JUMPED HUH?

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old man joel miller can mean so much to a person

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I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”

Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.

But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.

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the fish at petsmart when I tap on the glass

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Sweet mother, I can't long for girls--Arachne has crushed me with desire for fiber crafts

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Zuko's unkillability should be utilized more in post canon. Every fire lord Zuko headcanon is all "poor Zuko, having to deal with so many assassination attempts, this boy is hanging on by a thread." But listen, my guy has already survived being burned, blown up, electrocuted, fought three agni kais, faced the Avatar numerous times. It becomes something of a meme in the FN that no one can kill the firelord so you shouldn't even try, Zuko ends up surviving increasingly elaborate and unlikely assassination attempts. He develops an immunity to poison after having been poisoned so many times. He's just like "huh, you thought THAT would kill me?" at this point.

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not everything is a theory guys. do you even remember the scientific method? what are your control variables? you’ve got a hypothesis at best

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it’s really shouldn’t be a mystery where my autism came from when i remember that my dad and i got into a very loud mutual rant about how no one knows how to take care of their vacuums and then get mad when it dies quickly

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sometimes growing older is just repeatedly falling victim to the curse of cassandra because what do you mean the people older than me had some good points and now when i try to advise the people younger than me they don’t believe me. like some fucked up freaky circle

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i am so very confused by the reputation that aquarius has. why are people acting like they don’t give a shit about people and they’re hyper individualistic. aquarius is literally the humanitarian sign…. they care about people a lot. if you think every single aquarius is aloof, you’ve clearly never gotten to know them. i’m a cancer stellium. i’m as clingy as it gets. some of my favorite people in this life have numerous aquarius placements and they love my ass. i shower them with affection and they don’t “get scared off”. aquarius’s reputation really confuses me cause aloof where??? they just operate on cat software. bring em their favorite treats and go pspspspsps and suddenly they’ll never leave you alone. it’s not rocket science

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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT