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it’s really shouldn’t be a mystery where my autism came from when i remember that my dad and i got into a very loud mutual rant about how no one knows how to take care of their vacuums and then get mad when it dies quickly

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sometimes growing older is just repeatedly falling victim to the curse of cassandra because what do you mean the people older than me had some good points and now when i try to advise the people younger than me they don’t believe me. like some fucked up freaky circle

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i am so very confused by the reputation that aquarius has. why are people acting like they don’t give a shit about people and they’re hyper individualistic. aquarius is literally the humanitarian sign…. they care about people a lot. if you think every single aquarius is aloof, you’ve clearly never gotten to know them. i’m a cancer stellium. i’m as clingy as it gets. some of my favorite people in this life have numerous aquarius placements and they love my ass. i shower them with affection and they don’t “get scared off”. aquarius’s reputation really confuses me cause aloof where??? they just operate on cat software. bring em their favorite treats and go pspspspsps and suddenly they’ll never leave you alone. it’s not rocket science

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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

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The women long for Chicago's semi-comprehensive rail service

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i totally understand why op made this unrebloggable but it Did change my whole life

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Happy November 5th to everyone who's celebrating!

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election time in the US might be the fucking worst but it’s also when my timeline gets hilarious. what if i find out from that gay angel that we have the first female president of the united states

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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

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picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

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class unity is the alliance formed between retail workers and fast food workers/baristas that work on the same street

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from hot sexy bitches with ptsd everywhere, thank you suzanne collins for introducing the concept of the “real or not real” game

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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

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if you leave your laundry in a communal dryer for longer than 10-15 minutes (things happen i’m not a monster) i am exploding you with my mind.

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feeling understood in grief by members of one direction was NOT on my 2024 bingo. cause what do you mean Zayn Malik also started talking to the walls.

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adhd hyper fixation is one hell of a drug cause what do you mean i spent nearly 6 consecutive hours untangling and rewrapping yarn today?