#the name was made for his ass
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stealingpotatoes · 5 months ago
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i'll never get over Leia naming her son Ben like imagine naming a child after your absentee uncle's fake ID
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beastlyidiocy · 3 months ago
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my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(
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fridgrave2-0 · 3 months ago
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hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au
turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else
now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident
also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out
#turbo#turbotastic#fix it felix jr#80s boyfriends#hammertastic#headcanon about them exchanging their trophies isn't mine but i loved it A LOT#and “darling” is turbo making fun of how felix was calling him in 80s#this hc about “doll” and “darling” pet names also is not mine but i adore it#turbo here is a complete freak who just stays around felix most of the time even when felix has moments with calhoun#and felix is an ass who keeps secrets from everyone bc he doesn't want his dirt to come out#he's ashamed of his previous relationship with turbo and doesn't want anyone to know any details#and calhoun to just know about it#this just gets worse and worse#they also didn't actually break up and were still technically dating when turbo went gamejumping#and he's mad af at felix because he's the reason ppl in the acrade made a boogeyman out of turbo and he couldn't come back#like imagine your bf says to you what you are better than others think of you#and then behind your (presumably dead) back tells everyone that you're just an egocentric maniac#i believe turbo has other reasons why he gamejumped (besides jealousy which took place but wasn't the most important reason)#and felix is an unreliable narrator#so yeah turbo HATES his ass#(but still would-) no im not making it suggestive#anyway i hc that turbo had put A LOT of emotions in this relationship even tho he's bad at this#he tried his best with felix but they were just making each other worse#and turbo while feeling betrayed never really moved on (yes even after 25 years he's PATHETIC)#and felix is just full of regret about everything but he won't admit his mistakes in his relationship with turbo#bc “well he turned out to be a bad person so that automatically makes me in the right about everything”#but felix had made a lot of bad decisions while dating turbo and was just classically ignorant about a ton of things#sorry about this random ass essay in tags i'm done for now#wreck it ralph#wir
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boxdstars · 2 months ago
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one sided homoerotic rivalry trope my beloved
ft. clora as always @choccy-milky
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Roller derby jotaro
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digital999placebo · 6 months ago
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and I would've moved out there to be with you, I would've moved out there for real.
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milkbreadtoast · 8 months ago
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(OC) boyfriends..... 🤭🧡💜
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goyurim · 2 months ago
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needed this scene in video version bc gifs just could not do it justice esp jung mo eum's laughter which added 10 years to my lifespan
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angelicdonuts · 1 month ago
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Guys I'm so sorry (I'm not) I love fnf soooo much dude
Anyway!! There's one more after this! It's gonna be oc focused :3 !
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alukaforyou · 5 months ago
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sometimes i think about this txt cover of invitation and... that long haired guy is just choso with his hair down TO ME
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kuragesoda · 4 months ago
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yumeno kanata gentaro
+ bonus process gif under the cut!!
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slasheru · 1 year ago
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You asked for it!! I talked to Steam back and forth about it until they finally let me put the whole thing up there uncensored with a COPIOUS warning on the store page!!! Iiiiiiiiiiit's
SLASHER U: ACT 1 coming out on Steam on November 20th!!!!!!!!!!
You can pop it on your wishlist right now to be pinged when it launches & ALSO, anyone who bought Act 1 on itchio at full price OR as part of the Slasherween sale/bundle (including Legacy key holders aka the ones coming out on Nov 1st) will receive a Steam key (so you can have it on both platforms)!
And yes. CLOUD SAVES WORK WITH THIS ONE. Take your murderbabes on the go!!
SO EXCITED AJKHDKJAHDKJAH (and as usual if you can't wait you can play the whole thing right now on itchio)
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puppyeared · 5 months ago
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started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki
#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER#i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked#rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS#my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran#to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL#also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands#ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell#im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing#i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS#marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool#i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds#i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying#corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE#i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making#him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait#yapping#diary#puppy plays sdv
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hideousvampire · 6 months ago
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my two only fandom ocs that i will probably never speak of again (lie)
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lesley is a karate kid oc and rudy is the outsiders
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22ndnervousbreakdown · 7 days ago
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Obsessed with this guy from the last part of Soviet Holmes. He has absolutely no relation to Holmes or Watson whatsoever. He works at a building complany that owns their flat now that they've moved out. Then they show up, unannounced, to the flat they have no rights to anymore, demand to use the living room, and suddenly without any transition this dude is their servant. They don't employ him. They don't ask if he's willing to do all this. They don't ask if he has other duties to attend to. Holmes just strait up starts giving orders and my dude is apparently so dumbfounded by meeting the legendary Sherlock Holmes that he just does whatever he's told. He had an actual job but apparently what he does now is brings Holmes and Watson their post, introduces visitors, makes sure they have a telephone installed and even serves them food. He looks absolutely terrified all the time.
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howdygravytrain · 2 months ago
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*jingles pathetically across the courtyard*
holy shit y'all, this was the most extensive set of gposes i've done yet. this took almost an entire week from me getting a room at my fc's crib and transferring all my shit from my apartment to there so i could make the bedroom, gathering/crafting everything for said bedroom, the poses themselves, desperately trying to find a crime for aymeric's earring before i said fuck it and photoshopped it on LMAO, the editing, putting the screenshots into panels since tumblr only allows 30 images per upload and finally typing up the transcript, I AM FINISHED.
all because a friend wrote a snippet about "what if aymeric fantasia'd into a lalafell?" i have not known peace since then 😩 /pos
btw i plan to make an introductory post for gravy sometime, but noT FUCKING TONIGHT PLS IF I HAVE TO OPEN PHOTOSHOP ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA HURL MYSELF INTO THE AETHERIAL SEA
got a doozy of a transcript, find it below the break!
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1: [ONE PECULIAR DAY WHEN GRAVY ARRIVED BACK HOME IN ISHGARD…]
Panel 4: Gravy Train: Huh, that’s weird��Aymeric always greets me when I come back home. Maybe he got holed up at work again?
Panel 7: <He hasn’t been to work in two days…The hell is goin’ on?>
Panel 10: Gravy Train: Howdy, Eddie. Aymeric home?
Panel 11: Edrant: Ah, welcome home, Lady Gravy. M’lord is currently upstairs in his bedchambers. He specified to let none interrupt him since yestermorn.
Panel 12: Gravy Train: He ain’t want no one to bother him? Is he alright, is he sick??
Panel 13: Gravy Train: Ayms, ya doin’ alright, sugar bear?
Panel 14: <Hmm, no answer. Maybe he’s in the bathroom?>
Panel 16: Gravy Train: The hell, he ain’t in there either??
Panel 17: Gravy Train: Now just where could he’ve gone off to? Surely if it was an emergency he’d’ve let me know somethin’...
Panel 18: Gravy Train: Maybe Estinien’s gotten into some shit that Vrtra couldn’t get him out of and Aymeric went to help? Or Lucia needed him in Garlemald? Naw, Lucia’s got her shit together, Estinien’d be the one who’d fuck around.
Panel 19: Gravy Train: Aight, that bastard better have his linkpearl in or I swear to goD–
Panel 20: ???: Darling, is that you?
Panel 21: Gravy Train: Huh–who in the–?!
Panel 22: Gravy Train: Hollup–Ayms, is that you?
Panel 23: Aymeric: Aye, and I assume by your expression the potion worked?
Panel 25: Gravy Train: Oh my god, yer my size! Holy shit this is so cool!!
Panel 26: Gravy Train: Oh wait, ya got any clothing that’ll fit?
Aymeric: That I do. I may have taken the opportunity to, ahem, borrow some of your clothing and have outfits of similar proportions made for myself.
Gravy Train: Ohhh, I wanna see those fits!
Aymeric: Of course, if you could excuse me for just a moment…
Panel 28: Gravy Train: Ahhhhhh ya look amazin’, honey!
Panel 31: Aymeric: Um, darling, is something amiss–
Panel 33: Gravy Train: I can do this t’ya now, sugar.
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