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i'll never get over Leia naming her son Ben like imagine naming a child after your absentee uncle's fake ID
#IT MADE SENSE FOR LUKE IN LEGENDS. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE FOR LEIA & HAN#LEIA KNEW HIM AS A WAR HERO (kenobi show had NOT come out it is NOT valid evidence) BUT NOT AS HIS FAKE NAME#HAN MET HIM FOR 12 WHOLE SECONDS AND DID NOT ENJOY IT#ALSO BEN SOLO MY ASS. SHE WOULD NOT LET THE ORGANA NAME DIE WITH HER#talk is cheap#this and rey never getting a saber-staff are my biggest pet-pettiest peeves#if im gonna get back into the rey skywalker au im gonna have to come up w smthn ben is short for that is NOT his name
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my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(
#decadentart#bloodborne#retired hunter djura#he makes me so sick hes actually so fucking sweet when i think about it#Yes i gave her a skirt. whenever i draw the people of old yharnam i slways give tbem little accesories :)#the colors are a bit wonky because i intially drew it Reeaaalllyy Dark also idk i picked out some weird ass colors for the pallete#every time you shoot him off that tower an angel looses its wings#legimitately got upset when i killed him for his set#made sure he didnt fall to his death though. thats called bullying when you knock him off btw#also yeah i hc that the beasts are chill w him . and slso he knows all of their names#first maintagged art on this blog. shudders. i hope the fans dont eat me alive im serious you guys scare me#the halo was necessary btw#so anxious…. SEND IT! RAHHH!!! MY AUTISM BLAST GO!
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hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au
turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else
now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident
also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out
#turbo#turbotastic#fix it felix jr#80s boyfriends#hammertastic#headcanon about them exchanging their trophies isn't mine but i loved it A LOT#and “darling” is turbo making fun of how felix was calling him in 80s#this hc about “doll” and “darling” pet names also is not mine but i adore it#turbo here is a complete freak who just stays around felix most of the time even when felix has moments with calhoun#and felix is an ass who keeps secrets from everyone bc he doesn't want his dirt to come out#he's ashamed of his previous relationship with turbo and doesn't want anyone to know any details#and calhoun to just know about it#this just gets worse and worse#they also didn't actually break up and were still technically dating when turbo went gamejumping#and he's mad af at felix because he's the reason ppl in the acrade made a boogeyman out of turbo and he couldn't come back#like imagine your bf says to you what you are better than others think of you#and then behind your (presumably dead) back tells everyone that you're just an egocentric maniac#i believe turbo has other reasons why he gamejumped (besides jealousy which took place but wasn't the most important reason)#and felix is an unreliable narrator#so yeah turbo HATES his ass#(but still would-) no im not making it suggestive#anyway i hc that turbo had put A LOT of emotions in this relationship even tho he's bad at this#he tried his best with felix but they were just making each other worse#and turbo while feeling betrayed never really moved on (yes even after 25 years he's PATHETIC)#and felix is just full of regret about everything but he won't admit his mistakes in his relationship with turbo#bc “well he turned out to be a bad person so that automatically makes me in the right about everything”#but felix had made a lot of bad decisions while dating turbo and was just classically ignorant about a ton of things#sorry about this random ass essay in tags i'm done for now#wreck it ralph#wir
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one sided homoerotic rivalry trope my beloved
ft. clora as always @choccy-milky
#amara being really into a rivalry that clora just doesn’t care about is SO funny#like she’s just like “hi mara! :)” and amara’s cringefail ass can’t cope with affection so it morphs into malding#making amara so gay for the f!mc was the best choice i ever made#also yeah choccy i did send the og to you but i was compelled by the voices to draw it#clembrose#is tagging a ship name too bold be so honest#clora clemons#amara ambrose
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Roller derby jotaro
#this is from an au my sister and I made like 2 years ago#the only reason we made it was so we could come up with derby names for them#if you can’t read it his name is Star flatten ‘em#kind of proud of that one#sorry about the ugly ass skates I couldn’t be bothered#my art#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jotaro kujo#stardust crusaders
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and I would've moved out there to be with you, I would've moved out there for real.
#hetalia#gerita#hws germany#hws italy#hws veneziano#hws north italy#a beloved child has many names#some cringe ass nae nae animatic i made only to practice after effects n premiere pro loll#*pretending to play cool* yeah this is like whatever haha who cares#nah but fr breakup gerita forever on my mind i will nevre catch a break#ignore that i forgot to draw his moustache after the first scene LMAO just couldnt b assed i thought his hands would hide it tbh#999art
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(OC) boyfriends..... 🤭🧡💜
#my art#OC#baek siwon#(is the honey blonde one)#PURPLE EYES DOES NOT HAVE A NAME YET....#(idek where to start tbh lol like... HOW DO U NAME A WEREWOLF FOX MONSTER-#thats his default human form but yeah hes not human#siwon is human tho! just to confirm KDJDK#anyway im kicking my feet n giggling#HOPE U GUYS LIKE THEM TOO#also im laughing bc its so obv i have a visual type when it comes to ships#LIKE U CAN SEE THE SIMILARITIES W CEDJESS... (droopy eyes x sharp eyes... height diff...#OH ALSO BLONDE/BLACK HAIR YAOI ALWAYS WINS#I FINALLY MADE ONE OF MY OWN LMFAOOA#giving 💜 two-toned hair was a good decision tbh#bc i had been stuck on whether to give him dark or light hair... until i realized i could combine him <3#*combine them#O BTW... i mean the chibi confirms it but#can u tell that siwon is the bigger/taller one...🫣#golden retriever coded...#OH BTW CLOTHES R PLACEHOLDER!!!#SRRY IDK HOW TO DESIGN FASHION EXCUSE THE GOOFY ASS OUTFIT#ITS JUST A PLACEHOLDER TO SHOW THAT HE DRESSES GOTH...#i feel like maybe he has a cool assassin-like uniform normally#but if he were to dress casually... hed go for goth/emo/punk-like clothes FLDNDJ#could picture him playing guitar or bass or smth
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needed this scene in video version bc gifs just could not do it justice esp jung mo eum's laughter which added 10 years to my lifespan
#love next door#moon talks#she's just there to beat his ass and enjoy watching him suffer#she's just like me fr#the way she paused made sure she took her shot perfectly#then dropped seok ryu's name like a bomb and watched as seung hyo exploded in front of her eyes#she's so fun!!!! she's so funny i aM IN LOVE
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Guys I'm so sorry (I'm not) I love fnf soooo much dude
Anyway!! There's one more after this! It's gonna be oc focused :3 !
#Also I don't like sharing like messy sketches but since the wb closed I can't finish it sighhghhhh!!#ALSO ALSO pico and bf are in high school in that image of them sitting together. i thought id just make that clear :○#AND dont crucify me but im not a fan of bf x pico.. like... as they are current time I KNOW I KNOW crazy but im just way too big of a fan of#lovebirds and the pico gang polycule (if they have a silly name PLEASE share) they just means so much to me please im just a little guy#with that being said like any art i make of like fnf them isnt supposed to be taken as ship art! the autism in me just likes seeing them in#the same drawing and happy BUT ANYWAYS!!#fnf#friday night funkin#boyfriend fnf#fnf boyfriend#fnf bf#bf fnf#pico fnf#fnf pico#gf fnf#fnf gf#surprise gf appearance#pico pico's school#pico picos school#fnf fanart#gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy#angelicdonuts#whiteboard fox#wb fox#30 tags pleaaaseeeeeeeeee pleeaasee#oh my god i still have so much more room to yap uhhhhh OH btw#i put it as alt text but like!! i think pico would do that like stupid ass “guess who!!” thing to bf but like being the crazy bastard he is#would do it just like i drew it like.. with like his gun.. do you get what im saying#im terrible at explaining my ideas i fear#anyways! go like the other doodle drops ive made recently!! please and thanks!
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sometimes i think about this txt cover of invitation and... that long haired guy is just choso with his hair down TO ME
#his name is beomgyu and his face is INSANE what the FUCK#also these beautiful kpop boys' voices go up SO HIGH wow good for them#the little rap part in the middle is so fun i love that#the og song is by a woman and they did not shy away from the feminine aspects when making this cover like... gender.....#this drawing is crack LOL sorry imagine if choso was a kpop boy idk i made him TOOO pretty ahahahaha#choso#choso kamo#my trophy husband#jjk#jjk fanart#one thing about me i will make all my faves unrecognizable oops#but also gege said in the character book that he based choso on a fashion model so i know my baby got a beautiful ass show stopping face#do i have to get into txt now omg im only casual about bts adding another boy group is too much i dont got time for that but also... hmmmm#alulu art
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yumeno kanata gentaro
+ bonus process gif under the cut!!
#this art was brought to you by that one theory i read that gentaro's block party song name might actually be his real name#also bc ive been listening to beyond the dream on loop bc it makes me insane#oh my slightly deranged poet......... godspeed always ily 🙏🔥🔥💯💯#rly hope we get to see more of his wack-ass side that isn't trying to be “gentaro” this far into the main plot#anyways i hope i got the mood i was trying for w this piece through ............#was not gonna post it yet but ive stared at this for like 90 hours total so . off you go 👋👋#hypmic#hypnosis mic#gentaro yumeno#fanart#character art#made by me :))
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You asked for it!! I talked to Steam back and forth about it until they finally let me put the whole thing up there uncensored with a COPIOUS warning on the store page!!! Iiiiiiiiiiit's
SLASHER U: ACT 1 coming out on Steam on November 20th!!!!!!!!!!
You can pop it on your wishlist right now to be pinged when it launches & ALSO, anyone who bought Act 1 on itchio at full price OR as part of the Slasherween sale/bundle (including Legacy key holders aka the ones coming out on Nov 1st) will receive a Steam key (so you can have it on both platforms)!
And yes. CLOUD SAVES WORK WITH THIS ONE. Take your murderbabes on the go!!
SO EXCITED AJKHDKJAHDKJAH (and as usual if you can't wait you can play the whole thing right now on itchio)
#obligatory Headless Horsemike screencap but No I Am Not Kidding#if you're new here Hey Hi Hello my name is Prof Plutonium and I made a whole-ass full-size RPG/dating sim#slasher u#steam#dating sims#queer dating sims
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started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki
#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER#i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked#rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS#my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran#to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL#also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands#ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell#im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing#i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS#marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool#i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds#i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying#corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE#i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making#him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait#yapping#diary#puppy plays sdv
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my two only fandom ocs that i will probably never speak of again (lie)
lesley is a karate kid oc and rudy is the outsiders
#lesley is so much more fleshed out than rudy and i dont even have a surname for him#tbh if rudy were an actual character n shit hed probably be more likely in tim shepherds gang instead of the main greasers#i made rudy liek 3 days ago i have NOTHING on him besides his name and that he likes motorcycles#i think lesley is around a year old#rudys design (and name) is based off of one of my childhood dogs😞#johnny lawrence#the outsiders#the karate kid oc#the outsiders oc#just so yall know im NEVER drawing lesleys eyelash details EVER again unless im making some stupid ass detailed drawing#btw lesley has white forelock thats why hes strange
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Obsessed with this guy from the last part of Soviet Holmes. He has absolutely no relation to Holmes or Watson whatsoever. He works at a building complany that owns their flat now that they've moved out. Then they show up, unannounced, to the flat they have no rights to anymore, demand to use the living room, and suddenly without any transition this dude is their servant. They don't employ him. They don't ask if he's willing to do all this. They don't ask if he has other duties to attend to. Holmes just strait up starts giving orders and my dude is apparently so dumbfounded by meeting the legendary Sherlock Holmes that he just does whatever he's told. He had an actual job but apparently what he does now is brings Holmes and Watson their post, introduces visitors, makes sure they have a telephone installed and even serves them food. He looks absolutely terrified all the time.
#honestly WHO CAME UP WITH THAT#holmes straight up saw some random ass twink and made him work for him#this is hilarious#his name is smith btw#sherlock holmes#soviet holmes#soviet sherlock holmes#soviet sherlock
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*jingles pathetically across the courtyard*
holy shit y'all, this was the most extensive set of gposes i've done yet. this took almost an entire week from me getting a room at my fc's crib and transferring all my shit from my apartment to there so i could make the bedroom, gathering/crafting everything for said bedroom, the poses themselves, desperately trying to find a crime for aymeric's earring before i said fuck it and photoshopped it on LMAO, the editing, putting the screenshots into panels since tumblr only allows 30 images per upload and finally typing up the transcript, I AM FINISHED.
all because a friend wrote a snippet about "what if aymeric fantasia'd into a lalafell?" i have not known peace since then 😩 /pos
btw i plan to make an introductory post for gravy sometime, but noT FUCKING TONIGHT PLS IF I HAVE TO OPEN PHOTOSHOP ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA HURL MYSELF INTO THE AETHERIAL SEA
got a doozy of a transcript, find it below the break!
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1: [ONE PECULIAR DAY WHEN GRAVY ARRIVED BACK HOME IN ISHGARD…]
Panel 4: Gravy Train: Huh, that’s weird��Aymeric always greets me when I come back home. Maybe he got holed up at work again?
Panel 7: <He hasn’t been to work in two days…The hell is goin’ on?>
Panel 10: Gravy Train: Howdy, Eddie. Aymeric home?
Panel 11: Edrant: Ah, welcome home, Lady Gravy. M’lord is currently upstairs in his bedchambers. He specified to let none interrupt him since yestermorn.
Panel 12: Gravy Train: He ain’t want no one to bother him? Is he alright, is he sick??
Panel 13: Gravy Train: Ayms, ya doin’ alright, sugar bear?
Panel 14: <Hmm, no answer. Maybe he’s in the bathroom?>
Panel 16: Gravy Train: The hell, he ain’t in there either??
Panel 17: Gravy Train: Now just where could he’ve gone off to? Surely if it was an emergency he’d’ve let me know somethin’...
Panel 18: Gravy Train: Maybe Estinien’s gotten into some shit that Vrtra couldn’t get him out of and Aymeric went to help? Or Lucia needed him in Garlemald? Naw, Lucia’s got her shit together, Estinien’d be the one who’d fuck around.
Panel 19: Gravy Train: Aight, that bastard better have his linkpearl in or I swear to goD–
Panel 20: ???: Darling, is that you?
Panel 21: Gravy Train: Huh–who in the–?!
Panel 22: Gravy Train: Hollup–Ayms, is that you?
Panel 23: Aymeric: Aye, and I assume by your expression the potion worked?
Panel 25: Gravy Train: Oh my god, yer my size! Holy shit this is so cool!!
Panel 26: Gravy Train: Oh wait, ya got any clothing that’ll fit?
Aymeric: That I do. I may have taken the opportunity to, ahem, borrow some of your clothing and have outfits of similar proportions made for myself.
Gravy Train: Ohhh, I wanna see those fits!
Aymeric: Of course, if you could excuse me for just a moment…
Panel 28: Gravy Train: Ahhhhhh ya look amazin’, honey!
Panel 31: Aymeric: Um, darling, is something amiss–
Panel 33: Gravy Train: I can do this t’ya now, sugar.
#ffxiv#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv screenshots#gpose#gposers#ff14#ff14 gpose#lalafell#aymeric de borel#ffxiv memes#ffxiv shitposting#elezen#warrior of light#ffxiv wol#wolmeric#wolship#handeloup#estinien and vrtra mention#i assume the borel manservant is an old man since he's been with da family 4 generations#no clue wtf his name is so after a single ffxiv male elezen name search i found edrant and was like COOL UR EDDIE NOW#as long and time consuming as these gposes were#i really did enjoy making them!#i originally was just gonna do the bedroom shots at someone's open house#but when i found someone's i thought would fit i got way too nervous to ask if it'd be okay that i encroached on their crib#SO I MADE IT SO MUCH HARDER ON MYSELF AND JUST REDID MY APARTMENT LMAO#but it all works out cause it needed to happen anyways UwU#and now i have two areas that i can gpose in that i made all by myself!!!#PLS SE LET ME GET A FUCKING HOUSE#anyways hope y'all enjoy this long ass set!!!!!!
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