#the name was made for his ass
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stealingpotatoes · 10 months ago
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i'll never get over Leia naming her son Ben like imagine naming a child after your absentee uncle's fake ID
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lilybug-02 · 5 months ago
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Angry Bugs!
Bug Fact: The origin of the word "bug" is still unknown. Linguists suggest it came from the Middle English term bugge ("something frightening"). Likely connected to Scottish bogill ("goblin"), Low German budde ("louse, grub"), and Welsh bwg ("ghost").
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borgialucrezia · 5 months ago
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“It felt like it was meant to happen. Of course they do have sexual feelings for one another, but it mostly comes from a deep, deep love. When it happens there’s pain, there’s relief, there’s the feeling that it was inevitable. There are so many emotions involved in that sexual act that it couldn’t have been just jumping each other’s bones. [Laughs.]." — FRANÇOIS ARNAUD
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beastlyidiocy · 9 months ago
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my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(
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fridgrave2-0 · 8 months ago
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hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au
turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else
now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident
also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out
#turbo#turbotastic#fix it felix jr#80s boyfriends#hammertastic#headcanon about them exchanging their trophies isn't mine but i loved it A LOT#and “darling” is turbo making fun of how felix was calling him in 80s#this hc about “doll” and “darling” pet names also is not mine but i adore it#turbo here is a complete freak who just stays around felix most of the time even when felix has moments with calhoun#and felix is an ass who keeps secrets from everyone bc he doesn't want his dirt to come out#he's ashamed of his previous relationship with turbo and doesn't want anyone to know any details#and calhoun to just know about it#this just gets worse and worse#they also didn't actually break up and were still technically dating when turbo went gamejumping#and he's mad af at felix because he's the reason ppl in the acrade made a boogeyman out of turbo and he couldn't come back#like imagine your bf says to you what you are better than others think of you#and then behind your (presumably dead) back tells everyone that you're just an egocentric maniac#i believe turbo has other reasons why he gamejumped (besides jealousy which took place but wasn't the most important reason)#and felix is an unreliable narrator#so yeah turbo HATES his ass#(but still would-) no im not making it suggestive#anyway i hc that turbo had put A LOT of emotions in this relationship even tho he's bad at this#he tried his best with felix but they were just making each other worse#and turbo while feeling betrayed never really moved on (yes even after 25 years he's PATHETIC)#and felix is just full of regret about everything but he won't admit his mistakes in his relationship with turbo#bc “well he turned out to be a bad person so that automatically makes me in the right about everything”#but felix had made a lot of bad decisions while dating turbo and was just classically ignorant about a ton of things#sorry about this random ass essay in tags i'm done for now#wreck it ralph#wir
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Roller derby jotaro
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akkivee · 1 month ago
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FOOLS GOLD TL IS LIVE!!!! ENJOY THE BAT FLAVOURED ANGST!!!!!!
#kuko harai#jyushi aimono#hitoya amaguni#bad ass temple#hypmic#hypnosis mic#some real fcked up shit happens to them and here’s the full context lol#i have a few points ig i’d like to touch on#daruma dabira is someone i believe is meant to parallel kuukou in some way#i don’t know if ppl usually tl kuukou’s general pronoun for other ppl but he usually refers to others as ‘bastards’ lol#‘てめら’ if you wanted the jp#dd uses the same pronoun for his group and at the end i found his laugh disturbingly similar to kuukou’s so i typed it as such#the second point is that hitoya’s desire to punish those who commit ‘罪’#this kanji can mean crime but it can also mean sin#now i’ve gotten it in my head that bat is part of the holy trinity divisions made up of mtr dh and bat lol#but am i allowed to make that call and tl it as such was a dilemma i had#i wanted to flip flop between sin and crime but stuck to crime bc of the final conclusion hitoya drew#and also bc jyushi brought up god in their conversation and hitoya’s name being heaven and hell lol#just thought it was a little more fitting than it simply being crime esp since hitoya is that prideful#AND THEN LOL the scene where kuukou confronts dabira#bc idk the nature of whatever went on between them idk what the crime was#be it extortion robbery or territory claiming or whatever else that word tls to#i kept it at extortion tho since it seemed middle of the road#AND FINALLY LOL#IF ANYONE CAN EAR THE RAP BETTER THAN I CAN PLS DO SO I AM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THAT LMAO
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digital999placebo · 11 months ago
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and I would've moved out there to be with you, I would've moved out there for real.
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grif-hawaiian-rolls · 5 months ago
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FED VS NEW
Anton Pavoz VS Antoine Bitters Edition
There can only be one
Bonus: their audience
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goyurim · 8 months ago
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needed this scene in video version bc gifs just could not do it justice esp jung mo eum's laughter which added 10 years to my lifespan
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johnnylandslide · 3 months ago
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Febhyurary 3 - Reborn
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None of the residents of Copperfont know exactly what happened that day. All they are certain of is three facts:
Their village had slid down the side of the mountain.
The top of the mountain where their village had been the previous day had been sheared completely off.
Young Johnny was sporting a new hairstyle, and his siblings Jackie and Kenny swore that he was the one who saved everybody.
And so when the sun rose the next day, the young man who had moved Copperfont out of harm's way picked up a staff and was given a title:
Johnny Landslide.
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fulltimesapphic · 2 months ago
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I had a dream that Lou Ferrigno jr did come back to 911. But not as Tommy. But as Donovan fucking Rocker.
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dreamdripdistance · 1 month ago
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ive been cooking this au for 6 months at this point but... heres my take on a quirkless vigilante!izuku au !!!!!! he ends up taking up (almost)heroism a little later than canon !!
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heres some really old sketches lol. what a nice young man i hope he doesnt do vaguely criminal adjacent activities at night
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angelicdonuts · 7 months ago
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Guys I'm so sorry (I'm not) I love fnf soooo much dude
Anyway!! There's one more after this! It's gonna be oc focused :3 !
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clumsypuppy · 10 months ago
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started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki
#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER#i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked#rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS#my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran#to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL#also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands#ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell#im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing#i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS#marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool#i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds#i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying#corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE#i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making#him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait#yapping#diary#puppy plays sdv
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alukaforyou · 10 months ago
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sometimes i think about this txt cover of invitation and... that long haired guy is just choso with his hair down TO ME
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