#the mr blobby collection

[ice-creamforbreakfast]

Once I stop doing early access CC from February, I'm just going to dial up the kitschy, tacky levels and reach my chaotic final form with CC from that point onwards. Just full on. unhinged retro chaos.

[thedreadvampy]

We had our team Christmas party/goodbye Ruth do today. and I need to show you what my friend at work made me for a leaving present because even for him it's a work of mad genius, I was just sitting there like WHAT. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

so you know, I get leaving gifts from my team, it's lovely, notebooks, pens, gift card, fond farewells, it's lovely, people say nice things about me

then my friend Zain says "I also got you something"

Now the thing to know about Zain is his party acumen is legendary. every year we're all resigned from the off to losing at Secret Santa because his gifts are insane. last year he made his secret santa a custom play set of one of our services in a branded box with tiny props. this year he made a custom Ken doll and box representing our colleague and it has a tiny collection bucket and a "collect them all!" sticker on the back where he'd found pictures of Barbies and Kens that looked like the rest of the Fundraising team. we'd just got done with a quiz where he made a custom video package, a Family Feud round with buzzers, and TWO Photoshop picture rounds. once. ONCE. we asked him to facilitate a team meeting and he wrote and animated a theme song. the man is insane. everything he does is so thoughtful, so labour intensive, and also so off the wall weird.

so I'm intrigued. especially since all he's holding is an envelope.

he says "I got you something. It's kind of an experience."

and hands me this letter.

(there's a bunch of good bits in here but I will particularly note that "It's going" has been his perpetual refrain for months every time I ask how it's going, to the point he usually doesn't even bother saying it any more.)

ok. I am confused. what is. THE DEVICE.

he puts THE DEVICE on the table. he hands me 4 cardboard floppy discs.

THE DEVICE is a large cardboard box. You will observe that THE DEVICE has an LED on the front. You may also observe that THE DEVICE has both a button. and a set of speaker holes.

this is because upon pushing the button on THE DEVICE, it makes a jaunty startup noise and an AI voice launches into a full minute setup speech before instructing me to load the included floppy discs into THE DEVICE. during the period of silence as I feed them into the slot, THE DEVICE says things like "ow, careful!"

THE DEVICE then makes loading noises, and instructors me to open THE DEVICE to see the contents of the discs.

inside the box, there are 4 gifts, each corresponding to a floppy disc and also to a conversation we've had at some point in the last 2.5 years.

this, of course, is in reference to my infamous Blobbyland post, and indeed to the fact that Zain, who is 3 years younger than me, actually FOUND OUT ABOUT MR BLOBBY from me taking about my popular Tumblr post

Gawrsh.zip references a conversation about Goofy dying in Kingdom Hearts, the first video game I remember finishing

EIGHT MONTHS AGO Zain asked me what my top 5 films of all time were and I said easy, Mirrormask, 10 Things, Angels In America, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Fury Road, boom. He's been just HOLDING THAT INFORMATION IN HIS HEAD FOR MONTHS.

the last one is my favourite. I was like oh no what could be in this poster tube cause what's left of the floppies is NIGHTMARE.EXE.

at my Halloween party last month, to which Zain was my only work friend who made it, we watched Nightmare on Elm Street and Zain, who had recently watched some video breakdowns on it, was pointing out humorous background details. and in the sleep therapist scene, both he and Tim pointed at the screen and started shouting TRAM CATS!!! and we were all losing our shit

the thing is there's a Very Weird poster in that scene. and now. now it's in my house also.

anyway I legit almost cried this may be the most unhinged and lovely gift that anyone has ever given me. I'm going to miss working with this weirdo so much.

[systastic]

Hi! Could we request a level 2 headmate based around Pufferfish? We don't mind what's used for the image, whatever you feel is best!

awwe, pufferfish are so cool!! coming up right meow ~ a catgirl like me can’t resist a fish! making it double trouble just fur u! >:3c

was a lil silly with the prompt ! if u want changes, let meow know ~

name :: acantha, loonie, loona, thorn, eve && blobby, blob, puffles, squash, mr. fish, mr. blobby

age :: 22 && 4

pronouns :: she/her, sie/hir, sea/her && he/him, it/its, blub/blubs, gill/gills

roles :: accodare, adopter, babysitter && total blocker, ceter, emotional blob

species :: human (were-pufferfish!)

gender identity :: aquarian && systemgender (due to being an amalgamate)

orientation :: lesbian && please do not the fish (aroace bc it is made of children)

source :: brainmade && factive (of sorts)

aesthetic :: vaporwave, frutiger aero

appearance description :: acantha is one of the girls you always see on the beach. seeing as how she has a darker skin color, she has to be more diligent about sunscreen. acantha opts for flowy skirts and lighter fabrics so that she doesn’t get too hot. acantha is a huge beachgoer and is always down for a dip in the nearest body of water; you can count on hir to have a swimsuit on under hir clothes in the summertime. sie loves hir more out-there looks when it gets colder: pullovers with marble busts of men’s heads overlayed on colorful squares, optical illusion pants, and as many scrunchies as she can fit on her wrist. kids love the colors & so does she!

personality description :: acantha is a woman with a large heart! she is caring, being firm yet kind to those who need a little more guidance. she loves being able to spend time with her little siblings (that’s what she calls hir system’s littles!) and playing with them! hir family means everything to hir. acantha likes to teach littles how to swim, water safety, ways to prevent drowning, and all sorts of lessons about the world that exists just below the ocean surface!

when acantha’s protective instincts are triggered, sie morphs into a slightly different form: a pufferfish!! hir pufferfish ‘form’ is a mass grouping of all the littles acantha is taking care of temporarily fused into a single being. this being, named blobby, works as a total blocker of any trauma. while the collective is functioning as blobby, any memories they make become distorted and foggy, protecting the littles from the current moment by liquefying their thoughts! blobby can be a bit confused at times — but if nothing else, gill knows when and how to protect gills charges.

drawing link: here!!

image link: here!

[pizza-feverdream]

I love that everyone has collectively agreed that Mr Bonzo looks like Blobby

[therealgchu]

da fuck is da fuck drugs was britain collectively taking in the 90s?

fuck you, alex and jonny, for introducing this yank to mr. blobby. i will never forgive you.

[baddywronglegs]

Reddit: "Recommend because this subreddit is popular in your country"

My country? Do you realise how fucking useless that is‽

My country votes Tory and got Mr fucking Blobby to #1 in the singles chart twice

The UK might not be a big place but the population is, I can't stress enough, real fucking dense

You travel a hundred miles in some countries you're still on the same street, you travel half a mile in the UK you go through four names for a bread spheroid, two villages that don't know the other exists and someone who's really into Oasis, the only thing we have a collective opinion on is queues

[sylviegunpla]

Gunpla: Completed Collection of Minis: Part 4: Gundam SEED

Next is the SEED Figures. These guys will have a lot of cockpit shots because i already finished off most of their models (though a couple of them were back before i was doing water slides, and just using the decal-stickers and dry-rubs that came with most non-ver-ka MGs)

PG Astray Red Frame: Lowe Gule

This was done before i had access to my magnifying binoculars. The panel lining was actually done with gundam panel line marker, over Mr. Super Clear Gloss. This kinda turned out well. However, his "brother" (the pilot figurine) wasn't so lucky: (under the cut)

This one i started panel lining, then messed up and erased, and it wound up not coming off right. So i just didn't bother and went ahead and finished it with a flat coat, no nuln oil for detailing or anything. BTW, the way i captured that backshot gives me an idea for what i could do with suit-less pilots.... but i'll leave that for another day. Anyway, i actually already water slide decaled his suit, so i could take pictures of him in the cockpit!

Oops, got a little carried away there.

moving on...

MG Strike Rouge + Ootori: Cagalli Yula Athha

This was THE first figure i tried nuln oil on. However, it turned out kinda messy, because it was a tutorial my friend was showing me. HOWEVER HOWEVER, i managed to recover it without too much work! I think she looks decent overall.

The pilot figurine was also finished with Nuln Oil, but after i knew what i was doing. I think she turned out a bit better.

Next, we're gonna go behind the scenes and see some of the movie magic i use to make it seem like these guys are in fully constructed models (I already tricked you with the post about the Hi-nu!)

Some basic shots showing the cockpit hatch structure.

And now you can't tell again that it's not complete!

The hatch is now closed. We move onto another pink gundam:

MG Infinite Justice: Athrun Zala

I finished him with only a little bit of panel liner, down the middle of his chest, and nuln oil on the face. A little blobby/messy but still achieves a decent effect from afar.

Here's the pilot figurine. No backshot because i pretty much left his back unfinished. You have to constantly change the thing holding the figure in order to paint certain sections and i was getting tired of trying to do the back.

His cockpit operates very simply, so i only have a few shots:

Yup, there he is. He's actually mostly fully built because i had to detach him from the sick ass plane he normally hangs from. Yes, the mecha suit i mean hangs from a plane. It's so sick, i'll have pictures in another post dedicates to this kit.

BONUS: So, for a while, i had this figurine that i THOUGHT was the pilot figurine for this kit. But then one day i opened up the cockpit hatch and saw the figurine. So who is this guy? what kit does he come from? I'm not even sure if it comes from a PG (1/60) or an MG (1/100), it seems closer in size to the PGs though. You can see i attempted to start painting it in Athrun Zala colors. I actually finished it but it looked so weird trying to force the sculpt to match the image. My friend thinks the sculpt looks like it could be a specific pilot outfit that Kira Yamato wears. It's equally likely it might be a Mu from a PG Sky Grasper. Can anyone positively identify the kit this figurine comes from? The few possibilities we think it might be are kits my friend used to have, but lost due to Moving Shenanigans. so we cannot confirm that those kits are missing pilots. ANyway, moving on, to the final figures:

2x RG Strike Freedom: Kira Yamato

Why do i have two of these guys? Because i have two of the kits! The Strike Freedom was the first RG I assembled, in 2020. In 2021, i got P-Bandai's "Titanium Finish" release of the exact same kit. Thus, i had two Kira Yamatos to paint. These both were painted in my first run of minis in Fall 2023, and they are the last of such minis to be shown off here! I did not panel line them, hell you can tell that getting the stripes on their tiny pilot suits was hard enough. They're very messy and have bad color separation. Honestly, i might try redoing one of them now that i have magnifying goggles. It would be worth it. And as a reminder, since these came with an RG, they are 1/144 scale, so a bit tinier than most of the others i've shown off (which are 1/60 or 1/100).

I believe that does it for Part 4. I just barely had enough image slots for all these pictures, but sadly not enough for some "gags" i wanted to do. there would have been 3 more images in the set of 6 pictures of Lowe Gule boarding the Astray Red Frame, but i had to cut them for extra space. To read part 5, Click This Link!

[deadcactuswalking]

REVIEWING THE CHARTS: THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE 2023 (23/12/2023)

So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Another year over, and God, I hate that song. Welcome to the ceremonial series finale of REVIEWING THE CHARTS - the Christmas chart, the only time anyone aside from people who still use forums care about the UK Singles Chart, as the Christmas #1 is revealed. Rather unceremoniously, it’s “Last Christmas” by Wham!, a song that’s been #1 before but the week after Christmas, and was literally #1 last week. Welcome back.

About “Last Christmas”

It is a cute novelty to have a song that could have been the Christmas #1 any year in the past 39 years actually land that spot instead of a current year-exclusive novelty, and it’s actually the first year I’ve covered where LadBaby hasn’t been #1. In fact, this is the first Christmas #1 for Wham!, because most people don’t have several, I say with gritted teeth but in no direction whatsoever. Let’s do some trivia though, because this episode will be full of lists and facts and all of that, it’s an otherwise dull chart week. George Michael, the late singer of “Last Christmas”, has had a Christmas #1 before, specifically in the first year that “Last Christmas” could have been - he was one of the singers in the Band Aid collective that hit #1 in 1984 with the first rendition of “Do They Know it’s Christmas?”, a song that Morrissey, for all his flaws, rightfully stated was “diabolical”. When Band Aid was #1, George Michael had the feat of being on both the #1 and #2 records on the Christmas chart, a feat only managed by the Beatles and Ed Sheeran. He also joins the few who have had several Christmas chart-toppers, a prestigious group for sure, if you exclude the YouTubers from Nottingham that are also in that group.

Andrew Ridgeley, the other member of Wham!, did not perform on Band Aid however and therefore grabs his first Christmas #1. I’d say “Good for him”, but the man doesn’t perform on “Last Christmas” either - it’s all George. He doesn’t even provide a backing vocal or synth, and he’s not credited as a writer or producer. To be completely honest, I don’t know what Andrew Ridgeley ever did, but this is the first time in eight years that the Christmas #1 has not had either LadBaby and/or Ed Sheeran on it so let the man accept his completely undeserved award. He joins the even more prestigious group of artists with Christmas #1s despite technically not doing anything, up there with Mr. Blobby and Bob the Builder. Hey, maybe I should do an episode going through all the Christmas #1s at some point, maybe in lieu of a year-end list next year, it could be interesting.

Whilst we’re here, let’s have some fun with it, let’s get some “Last Christmas” facts in, why don’t we? Despite “Whamageddon”, the British public actually can’t get enough of the song as proven by its many covers to have hit the charts. Now I know what you’re thinking: they’re not going to list all the versions of “Last Christmas” that have charted, right?

…The original Wham! recording debuted at #2, originally as a double A-side with their song “Everything She Wants”, and stayed there for five weeks, being blocked by Band Aid for each and every one of them. It re-appeared the next two years before being given a rest until downloads came in and it returned to the charts, now on its own, in 2007 at #50. It peaked at #14 that year and has returned every single year since, hitting #7 in 2016-17, #2 in 2017-18 and 2020, before finally reaching #1 on the week after Christmas in 2021, sadly long after George Michael had passed. The song has now spent six weeks at the top. Now there is a large 20-year gap between its first chart run and its second. What happened during that time? Surely “Last Christmas” was simply off the charts? No, of course not. As early as 1995, Whigfield, fronted by a Danish singer and produced by Italians, had a cover out. It peaked at #21, with the #1 then being that year’s Christmas chart-topper, Michael Jackson’s “Earth Song”. A version by “Alien Voices” and “the Three Degrees” - genuinely no idea - hit #54 in 1998, when “Goodbye” by the Spice Girls was #1 and “Chocolate Salty Balls” was #2. The same year, there was a cover by “Le Groove” featuring Gwen Dickey, which hit #82 - was there a competition for worst-charting Wham! cover that year or something? We then had Latvian house duo Bth cover the song - pretty well, honestly - but just for a measly #93 peak in 2001 - the #1 that year was also a cover, “Somethin’ Stupid” by Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman. Probably the most well-known cover of the song, at least for people like me, is the 2007 version by Cascada, but the Eurodance version of the song to actually be a hit - yes, the Cascada cover didn’t even chart - was the Crazy Frog’s, whose 2006 “rendition” hit #16 for two weeks. The #1s were “Patience” by Take That and “A Moment Like This” by Leona Lewis respectively and suddenly Crazy Frog is actually sounding like a fitting replacement, Jesus.

Since the original started to return on a yearly basis, we have not seen as many versions - mostly because not a single one even compares to George Michael’s powerful original - but there have been some attempts, like a version by the cast of reality TV series The Only Way is Essex reaching #31 in 2011 - Gareth Malone and the Military Wives took home that year’s #1 with “Wherever You Are”. Ariana Grande hit #92 with it in 2013, when Lily Allen’s cover of “Somewhere Only We Know” topped the charts - always debatable to whether that’s a Christmas song - and finally, in the first chart week of this very year, or the last chart week of last year, depending on how you see it, Lauren Spencer-Smith’s version hit #70. I even “reviewed” it - it’s an Amazon original so I reviewed suggested songs instead - but the more interesting thing is that on that same week, it all came full circle, because at #1 was the original “Last Christmas”. Also, Spencer-Smith’s version is on Spotify now and it is terrible. Other big artists lik e Taylor Swift, Carly Rae Jepsen and the Backstreet Boys have covered the song but they have yet to chart in the UK with their versions. For the record, my favourite renidtion apart from the original is by pop punk band Jimmy Eat World.

Rundown

Oh, yeah, there’s 99 other songs on this chart, or 74 because of course, as you’d get the jist by now, I cover the UK Top 75, and particularly the notable dropouts, songs exiting from that region after five weeks within it or a peak in the top 40. This week, we bid a very temporary farewell to “Angel Numbers / Ten Toes” by Chris Brown, “Murdaside” by Mazza_l20, assisted by his revolving door of guest stars, “Now and Then” by The Beatles, “Lil Boo Thang” by Paul Russell, “One of Your Girls” by Troye Sivan, “Agora Hills” and “Paint the Town Red” by Doja Cat, “My Love Mine All Mine” by Mitski and finally, “Baddadan” by Chase & Status and Bou, who just got a Wikipedia page, featuring IRAH, Flowdan, Trigga and Takura. I’m sure most of these will be back in no time so save your tears for the January chart.

Now our gains and returns of course look quite minimal, but we may as well mention the Christmas songs that are only coming in this week - and perhaps the next - like the original “Stay Another Day” by East 17 at #75, also a former Christmas #1, “Mary’s Boy Child / Oh My Lord” by Boney M. at #71, “Little Saint Nick” by The Beach Boys at #69, “Lonely this Christmas” by Mud at #66, “Blue Christmas” by Elvis Presley at #65, “2000 Miles” by the Pretenders at #58 - high placement this year - and “Santa Baby” by Eartha Kitt matching its peak of #55. A few newer festive tracks reach new peaks like “Jingle Bells” by Meghan Trainor at #67, “Winter Wonderland” by Laufey at #31, “DJ Play a Christmas Song” by Cher at #20, “Stay Another Day” by Jorja Smith at #18 and Hell, even the classic “Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!” by Dean Martin at #16. The highest-charting non-Christmas song is Noah Kahan’s “Stick Season” - which honestly almost counts - at #4, with the rest of our top five being pretty expected: Ed and Elton at #5, Mariah at #3 and Wham! at #1. Oh, and Sam Ryder’s Amazon original track “You’re Christmas to Me” is at #2 but really, it’s best we all ignore that.

As for notable non-Christmas gains, Teddy Swims is at #49 with “Lose Control” and that’s genuinely it. Aside from the Christmas #1, this is a pretty uneventful chart week: usually on these episodes I don’t have to pad it out with “Last Christmas” facts: there’s just enough there in the arrivals or the race to the Christmas #1 that it can get really hectic. We only have three new songs to talk about here and none of them are even particularly interesting, with absolutely none of them having a shot at the seasonal #1. Only one of them even tried, so let’s run through what will actually be the shortest part of the episode: our new arrivals.

NEW ARRIVALS

#73 - “FTCU” - Nicki Minaj

Produced by ATL Jacob

Okay, so two things: firstly, this isn’t exactly a cop-out week for me. If I were to review outside of the top 75, I’d have the same amount of songs to review, just replacing the next one for a song that, honestly, I don’t want to talk about but will probably appear come January. Secondly, we have two Nicki Minaj songs, both from Pink Friday 2, as whilst the big features showed up on the first week, the second grants us the songs with more longevity that the Barbz (is it with a Z?) want to go viral and all power to them because I’d be hard-pressed to find anything I’m a fan of in this album. Thankfully, the songs they chose are far from the worst, but also far from the most interesting. On this one, Nicki takes a very obvious sample from the Waka Flocka Flame of the same name featuring Pastor Troy and the late Slim Dunkin, taking isolated Flocka vocals and placing them under a barraged bass beat that feels very minimal. She’s lyrically better here than much of the album, with some well-written disses, even if that combined with the outro about giving her “her 10s”, alongside another reference to 50 Cent and the reassurance that Spotify doesn’t have to fudge numbers and that they are REALLY streaming her music… it sounds a bit desperate, doesn’t it? I probably wouldn’t notice that if there was anything else to this beat but there isn’t. Not much to this at all.

#60 - “Pink Friday Girls” - Nicki Minaj

Produced by J. Reid

You know, at least these rushed, sample-reliant songs that didn’t even make the physical version of the album only have one producer, it’s not like that Travis Scott album where it takes eight people to make some of the most joyless music imaginable. Anyway, I feel like you know where this is going - Cyndi Lauper’s classic song “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” - I always preferred “Time After Time” - peaked at #2 in 1984, just missing out on the top spot thanks to another undeniable classic of that year, “Relax” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Here’s Nicki implementing that song, which has charted a couple times after in various forms and covers, so it’s not like this is new, incredibly liberally with a silly cowbell and trilled hi-hats, as well as British accents, hyper-feminine lyrical content and an on-the-nose reference to the song that it’ll remind you the most of, “Super Bass”. Listen, the song is completely fine, aside from the outro from Lourdiz that proves Dr. Luke had his greasy mitts here somewhere, but it’s also barely a functioning song, more just a vehicle for Nicki to try and relive the good old days, which isn’t awful on principle or anything but again, it’s a bit sad.

#29 - “I Wish it Could be Christmas Everyday” - Creators Universe

Produced by Jamie Sellers

“I Wish it Could be Christmas Everybody” by glam rock band WIzzard, fronted by one of my favourite “oh, man, he’s still alive?!” moments, Roy Wood, is one of my favourite Christmas songs ever. Even with the children’s choir and it fitting just about every cliché possible of a Christmas tune, its unbridled joy has never failed to make me smile, though a lot of that’ll be chalked up to nostalgia. The song peaked for - get this - #4 for four weeks ending in 1974, during which another glam rock band’s Christmas hit, “Merry Xmas Everybody” by Slade, was #1. It’s been re-recorded, was re-released and re-charted many times, and it’s returned every year since 2007, even reaching the top 10 again in 2020. There’s been riffs on it before, like a mashup with the long-forgotten “Wombling Merry Christmas” - yes, that’s a third British children’s programme named in this episode and also, yes, I was considering doing another rundown of its many versions, before realising I could have done that for damn near every song debuting because they’re all in some way plainly derivative - but this new version is charity attempt at the Christmas #1… that as you can see failed tremendously, but it still made money for charity so who cares, right? Well, who are “Creator Universe”? I didn’t know either, but it seems to be a Band Aid-esque ensemble of social media influencers so time to make myself feel incredibly old. This band consists of, ahem, Alex Dodman, Alfie D Sajir, Aman Sanghera, Amy-Jo Simpson, Ann Russell, Anttix, Clara Batten, Gavin Wren, Jammidodger, Jess and Norma, John Reynolds, Joshua Morris, Lafay Williams, Lawrence Choto, Lee Chapman, Liam Dixon, Lucy Edwards, OSHU, Phil Carr, Pia Blossom, Richard Franks, Rob Colfer, Rosie McClelland, Rossi D Woods, Shaaba, The Familegh, The Nursery Nurse, Tommy Moore and Yorkshire Peach. If you recognise a single name on that list, then congratulations, you’re more qualified to review this song than I.

Conclusion

…What is there even to conclude? I mean, Christmas wasn’t in this tracking week so next week will be the dregs of the holiday cheer anyway, and it’s not like anybody seemed to care about what was the Christmas #1 this year, despite the fact that Christmas music went earlier and harder than it ever has before. This is the most anticlimactic end to a year on this show that I think I’ve ever heard… maybe LadBaby really was the saving grace, at least he gave me something to talk about. For now… merry Christmas or Festivus to all who celebrate and happy holidays in general, I will actually see you within the year again because the weeks just turn out like that, so no need for sentimentality just yet. Thank you for reading, I’ll be here again next week.

[grunklejam]

This blog is doing inbox Trick or Treat!

Simply dive into my asks and say the words, and I'll reply with an obscure piece of confectionary or spooky curio from my extensive collection of historic oddities and general weirdness. You may even receive a silly little fact about silly little spooky things. Or a bootleg Mr. Blobby. Because I'm objectively terrible.

[reflectingstars]

My little brother loved Mr Blobby. He had a collection of plushies and the Mr Blobby single. Track three was just Mr Blobby doing his, uh, catchphrase. If you can call 'blobby' repeated six times that. Yeah.

[latenightsimping]

Oooh what are those black books you have from the convention?

so one of them is a collection of artists making mr blobby, a british icon up there with princess di, as horrific as possible. proper garfield 'i'm sorry jon' vibes. also had a bananas in pyjamas one, and i regret not getting it.

the other one is this little artist i must have met like ten years ago now, saw him again and lost my mind. it's a story of a hero called fetishman, and his sidekick, lactose intolerance boy. it's steampunk, it's fucking bizarre, and the guy is pretty decent.

[paradise-bi-the-dashboard-lightt]

We Will Rock You | West End Revival | July 16, 2023 | Matinee | NFT Until July 30

CAST: Ian Mcintosh (Galileo), Elena Skye (Scaramouche), Brenda Edwards (Killer Queen), Lee Mead (Khashoggi), Rebecca Wickes (u/s Meat), Adrian Hansel (Brit), Ben Elton (Pop), Jenny O'Leary (Teacher), Maddison Swan (Tina Turner), Laura Ava-Scott (Lady Gaga), Liam Buckland (Madonna), Victoria Collins (Little Richard), Ryesha Higgs (David Bowie), David Mcintosh (Mr Blobby), Jarryd Nurden (Rod Stewart), Sam Robinson (Cliff Richard), David Burlin, Isaac Edwards (s/w Glenn's track), Leanne Garretty, Lucy Golver, , Shak Mancel James, Danny Nattrass, Karen Walker (s/w Becca's track),

NOTES: Its-all-green's master. NFT Through master until July 30. Becca's last Meat of a week long go in the role. Even more changes since my last trip, don't stop me now has no Scaramouche. The trainspotter line from last time is now stamp collecting and a Right said Fred I'm too sexy ref added to act 1.

https://its-all-green.wixsite.com/trading/contact-rules

[momagirl-cosmicstatic]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Smiling Mr Blobby The Blobfish Uncute Plush Stuffed Animal Fish Pink Blobby.

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

Admittedly Michael Lush's death was Edmonds' fault rather than Blobby's, but Blobby still has something of a rep, and in 1994 was sued for breaking the nose of an ice hockey coach. This was allegedly accidental, and supposedly due to the costume causing a loss of fine motor functions, but there's only so much you can sugarcoat putting the man's face through a trophy cabinet.

Sure enough, one of the sources I found for this is unable to stop talking about Blobby in the lexicon of sheer terror:

Denson had a feeling that his suit was formerly a stunt Blobby. The legs were ripped. People would recoil when they touched his flaking body. When Denson looked at Blobby’s palms, he could see his own hands like Blobby’s bones pressing through decomposing pink skin.

...

There are few pictures of Killerby from the 90s. In one, he and Blobby stand shoulder to shoulder, mirroring each other’s pose. In another, he’s half-turned to the camera as he puts his key in his front door, mouth open in surprise. At his feet is a pile of bin bags containing Blobby’s lifeless body.

...

The pride of [Rhodri Thomas’s Mr Blobby Collection] is a genuine Blobby suit, bought for £600 from a man who said his dad had been a Blobby at one of the three mid-90s Blobbyland parks. Thomas puts it on occasionally and stares at himself in the mirror. The smell of decaying latex is strong.

It makes sense The Magnus Protocol would make use of a copyright-friendly Mr Blobby, because look at the fucker:

but what doesn't make sense is having any of his kills not be plausibly-deniable 'accidents' during audience participation.

[ultimatenomi]

concept. a 45 vinyl.

side a: Rhett's Ambient Massage Song

side b: Moist Burger

[madfantheyinablueblog]

Blame @6-and-7​ for this monstrosity