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So I followed you years ago for the first season of tua. It has been years and now tua has come to an end. I just watched the final season. Did you or will you watch it? I might not be able to recommend it. Which is such a shame. The first season was amazing and will be forever one of my favorite shows.
I have a terrible confession to make…
I’ve only fully watched season one of the umbrella academy. I started season 2 and haven’t finished it yet 😭
#asks#anonymous#I’m a SHAM#the thing is when I get into something I almost need it all to be out at once#bc if there is a hiatus or I have to wait for new seasons#I start playing with the characters like dolls in my mind#and then I’m always ?? about the choices the real creators make bc that’s not the characters I made up in my head#which is obviously my own fault#also my adhd ass forgets things exist easily#and also I rarely watch TV shows to begin with#or movies tbh#I’m more of a reader than a watcher in general#so I’m WAY better at watching things when I have people to watch them with#I watched season one of tua with my old roommate#and my sister started me on season 2 but then she went home ofc and I didn’t continue by myself#and I don’t have anyone else who wants to watch with me I think#I’m BAD at watching visual media#unless it’s documentaries/crime or hospital formulaic shows/video essays that I can have on vaguely in the background while I do other stuff#I watch a lot of dropout content for that reason lol#but yeah me not watching the rest is why I didn’t finish some of my fanfics and haven’t written more#I have committed the exact same crime with the Witcher if that helps
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I wish i had more spider-man movies i could watch 😞
#might need to rewatch the toby maguire third spidey movie because it was so phenomenal....#yes i still havent rewatched atsv psht#sham!s rambles#bte this is how im telling you guys im planning on watching that animated series spectacular spider-man LOL
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Mini flying robot from 鐵甲無敵瑪利亞 / I Love Maria (1988)
#yes it comes out of the big robot's chest#i love maria#鐵甲無敵瑪利亞#roboforce#robots#prop design#movie props#sci fi#science fiction#80s sci fi#hong kong action#action comedy#1988#david chung#john shum#john sham#recon#red light#drone#hong kong cinema#1980s film#80s movies
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Wait, I only know like, vaguely of the Warrens and their existence. They were traumatizing families?
hellooo sorry this has been sitting in my askbox for months BUT without scrounging for articles i can really only say that I think diagnosing troubled children with demon possession and performing exorcisms on them (and that inspiring the use of "demon possession" as an insanity defense, as in the "devil made me do it" case) is unbelievably dangerous and harmful religious bogus. this did cause a rift in the Glatzel family between the siblings that still believe in the possession vs those that saw through the manipulation and don't appreciate the intense media attention it garnered, especially when their brother was clearly struggling with meltdowns and delusions and instead of getting help, their parents called the Warrens. i also think it's disgusting to use the real & then-recent murder of 4 children as the focal point of a haunted house story, ie the amityville horror. they're well known at this point to exaggerate and falsify everything they write to make it more sensational for money, while using the real names of the people they write about. the families are generally on board but i don't blame them half as much as i blame the lifelong career grifters
#not to say no one can like the conjuring movies i even think the first Amityville is kinda funny#esp as an exercise in tastelessness LOL i love the pig demon and the flies attacking the priest scene. and the portal to hell basement#but the book is a sham and god take the Defeo kids names out of your mouths!! iirc sequels/remakes are more guilty of this than '79 AVH
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Are we gonna talk about the irony of a song about a character who's often pushed to the side and not given any real identity beyond being an accessory to barbie.... losing to a song about barbie
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Title: For Worse or For Better
Author: anna_zee
Rating: Teen and up Audiences
Summary: Merthur The Proposal au.
#merthur#merthur fanfiction#fanfiction#the proposal#the proposal au#fluff#pretend marriage#misunderstandings#falling in love#getting together#idiots in love#modern au#based on a movie#bbc merlin#merlin x arthur pendragon#assistant!merlin#pa!merlin#editor!arthur#sham engagement#deportment#immigration#immigration officer
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Good faces from Wheels on Meals / 快餐車 (1984)
Director: Sammo Hung
Cinematographers: Yiu-Tsou Cheung, Francisco Riba, Arthur Wong
#Wheels on Meals#1980s#1984#sammo hung#jackie chan#biao yuen#john sham#richard ng#comedy#kung fu#kung fu movies#Hong Kong#hong kong cinema
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few folks more enlightened on this earth than the little girls whose favourite common fairytale was little red riding hood
#when i was 12 i wrote this story 'modernising' various fairytales (i developed an infamous hatred of the tv show once upon#a time upon learning someone else had that idea before i did) which had as its protagonist ryder hood - whose parents were#mauled to death by a lupine beast. as in (beauty and) the beast. and he. um. well#i grew obsessed w this song that i believe amanda seyfried recorded a cover of as promotional material for her red riding hood movie#but it was originally by sam the sham and the pharaohs. little red riding hood you sure are lookin good youre everything a#big bad wolf could want. etc#can you imagine my reaction when i heard of angela carter in high school. courtesy of my english lit teacher who wrote her dissertation#on the bloody chamber and other stories#log
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It's the year of the spider, didn'tcha know
#sham's art#shamsbabs#my spiderson...#i have yet to watch the new movie but i felt the need to have at least one (1) spider in the year of our lord#he is just a little guy he cannot change this#spidersona#spiderverse oc#peadar#fíodóir#eye strain tw#just in case his suit is v v bright-
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I'm gonna say something controversial. But I don't care for videos where youtubers make fun of zero budget bottom of the barrel bad movies.
Yeah, this movie is bad, a toddler can see that. You're not clever.
#i love when someone watches a movie that is high budget and well recieved and exposes the sham#or videos of people watching bad movies and having fun and finding value in it regardless#but like#seeing a bad movie and saying that it's bad?#congrats?
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Every time patrick did that stupid smirk i just went 😒
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Xavier is a 40-year-old father of two who still finds life very complicated. When the mother of his children moves to New York, he can’t bear them growing up far away from him and so he decides to move there as well. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Xavier Rousseau: Romain Duris Martine: Audrey Tautou Isabelle: Cécile de France Wendy: Kelly Reilly Ju: Sandrine Holt Isabelle, la babysitter: Flore Bonaventura les philosophes allemands: Jochen Hägele le père de Xavier: Benoît Jacquot la mère de Xavier: Martine Demaret Nancy: Li Jun Li l’éditeur: Dominique Besnehard M. Boubaker: Zinedine Soualem John: Peter Hermann l’avocat new-yorkais de Xavier: Jason Kravits L’infirmière: Vanessa Guide Antoine Garceau: Kyan Khojandi le photographe (caméo): Cédric Klapisch Le deuxième mari Latino: Alex Kruz Le mari latino: Luis Vega Tom Rousseau: Pablo Mugnier-Jacob Mia Rousseau: Margaux Mansart Lucas: Amin Djakliou Jade: Clara Abbasi Ray: Sharrieff Pugh L’agent bureau immigration: Peter McRobbie L’avocat de Wendy: Byron Jennings La première collégienne: Alison Arboux La deuxième collégienne: Loreleï Aubry La femme sensuelle: Natalia Segura L’associé de l’éditeur: Xavier Alcan L’assistante de l’éditeur: Maud Wyler L’infirmière de la maternité: Catrina Ganey Le patron coursier: Adrian Martinez Miguel: Jose Soto Ming Li: Shuya Chang Ben: Howah Hung Le chauffeur de taxi chinois: Phil Nee La vieille dame: Anna Berger Le premier rocker: Larry Fessenden Le deuxième rocker: Joe Stefko Le chauffeur en colère: Yinka Adeboyeku Le chauffeur de taxi indien: Kenneth Maharaj L’assistant-photographe: Antoine Garceau Le piéton secouriste: Damon Michael Gordon Un passant: Michael Che Carlos Fernandez: Dominic Colón Kayla: Ryiah Rene Suazo La femme yiddish: Yelena Shmulenson L’homme yiddish: Allen Lewis Rickman Le père en colère: Dylan Chalfy Le deuxième avocat: Victor Colicchio Le barman: J.D. Williams La femme latino: Jenny L. Saldaña Le réceptionniste: Wang Yinuo Une skater: Celia Au Un gay qui se marie: Brian Cheeks Un invité au mariage au City Hall: Alexander Jameson Hasidic Daughter: Mia Sinclair Jenness Le premier fuyard: Ilan Krigsfeld Un messager à vélo: Stephen Lin Sammie: Niyi Oni La fille hassidique: Anna Rapp Le fils hassidique: Tyler Rapp Le témoin du marié: Will Tomi Film Crew: Producer: Cédric Klapisch Location Manager: Damon Michael Gordon Director of Photography: Natasha Braier Editor: Anne-Sophie Bion Producer: Bruno Levy Music: Loïc Dury Music: Christophe Minck Production Design: Roshelle Berliner Production Design: Marie Cheminal Art Direction: Valérie Rozanes Art Direction: Matteo De Cosmo Costume Design: Lee Harper Hairstylist: Christopher Fulton Key Makeup Artist: Rachel Geary Hair Department Head: Mandy Lyons Key Makeup Artist: Frédéric Marin Wigmaker: Anne Moralis Special Effects Makeup Artist: Pierre Olivier Persin Key Hair Stylist: April Schuller Hairstylist: Adenike Wright Executive Producer: Raphaël Benoliel Executive Producer: Carol Cuddy Co-Producer: Gaëtan David Co-Producer: Buzz Koenig Co-Producer: André Logie Producer: Arlette Zylberberg Casting: Ann Goulder Casting: Gayle Keller Casting: Jeanne Millet Set Decoration: David Schlesinger Foley Editor: Jérémy Babinet ADR Recordist: Ric Schnupp Foley Artist: Philippe Penot Sound Mixer: Nicolas Mazet Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Cyril Holtz ADR Mixer: Mark DeSimone Sound: Cyril Moisson Movie Reviews: Andres Gomez: This third part of the series started with “The Spanish Apartment” and “Russian Dolls” continues following the life of Xavier and his complications. The cast is the well known and very good from previous parts with the good additions of the children, which perform really well. This part, although shows again the chaotic life of Xavier, feels, somehow more coherent and luminous, as if the pieces would be finally fitting. Maybe the best way of summarizing the series and the conclusion is with the conversation that Xavier and Martine have by the end of the film in which Martine tell Xavier...
#chinatown#family#frenchman abroad#friendship#immigration#sham marriage#Top Rated Movies#usa politics
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Today, marks Vicky Kaushal's 36th birthday. Let's go back to the Chhaava actor's special day when he shared how his parents responded when he told them he wanted to marry Katrina Kaif.
#Happy birthday#Happy birthday vicky kaushal#Vicky Kaushal#katrina kaif#Vicky Kaushal latest movies#Vicky Kaushal wife#parents#Vicky Kaushal parents#entertainment#bollywood#Chhaava actor#Sham Kaushal#Veena Kaushal#Love and War movie#Raazi#36th birthday#celebs#celebrity#celebration
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#funny reactions#reppyreacts#Kantara#First time watchin#ACTION MOVIE REACTION#Rishab Shetty#Shanil Guru#Anirudh Mahesh#Sham Prasad#Kaadubettu Shiva#Kishore Kumar G.#Murali#Achyuth Kumar#Devendra Suttooru#Sapthami Gowda#Leela#Manasi Sudhir#Kamala#indian movie reaction#Prakash Thuminad#Raampa#Bulla#Deepak Rai Panaje#Sundara#Pramod Shetty#Sudhakara#Ranjan Saju#Lacchu#Pushparaj Bollar#Garnall Abbu
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Loss of my life.
(ex) husband Simon X f!Reader
Part 2.
CW: divorce, hurt, angst, mentions of emotional cheating, trauma. let me know if I missed any, enjoy!!!!
(Don't mind the mistakes.)
If you know it in one glimpse, it's legendary
You and I go from one kiss to gettin married
Still alive, killing time at the cemetery
Nobody prepares you for something like this. What do you do when someone you loved more than your own life, rips apart your soul in pieces? What do you do when the one person you trusted your heart with, leaves you to gather scraps of whatever is left of it?
It's been months since that day. The day you found out that the man you love loved someone else. You moved out the next day, he didn't try and stop you, didn't try to argue or make you stay, he just stood in the corner and watched as you packed up your whole life in a suitcase and left.
When your lawyer served him divorce papers, he didn't hesitate. he signed it immediately as if he was trying to get rid of you, or maybe he was. you don't know, you don't know anything anymore.
When you were young, you were scared to be in relationships because the idea of trusting somebody with everything and giving them the power to hurt you was ridiculous. you always thought love was a sham, just something for romance books and movies.
it was when you met Simon you realized it was all real. the chemical reaction inside your brain that makes you want to stay with someone forever. Laughing at their stupid jokes, waking up next to them, love them was all real. Or maybe it wasn't.
now all you recall, was how you almost had it all. how it all just slipped from your hands without warning.
maybe it was your fault. maybe you weren't enough. maybe you didn't know how to love properly, maybe you were unlovable.
maybe, maybe, maybe.......
Or perhaps it was a sign that a prophecy in your name had already been written. you are not meant for love, you were sent here to be alone, to be betrayed by whoever you trust, to be unworthy. so others would know what not to be.
You sat on the bed of your new apartment, looking at your wedding ring that was still on your finger. you couldn't get yourself to take it off. your heart wasn't ready to accept what your brain already knew.
You couldn't cry anymore, your tears were gone, and all that was left was a deep ache of loss in your chest.
Why? Why did he do this to you? why did he make those vows when he never meant to keep them? you wanted answers, that you knew you'd never get.
If your parents saw you in this state, they would be ashamed of you. you're ashamed of yourself. you can't eat, you can't get out of your bed, because something counterfeits dead.
The house you once called home is haunted by the ghost of lies and deceit. How long has it been going on? how many times did you lay with him in your bed and he wished it was her instead of you?
You were driving yourself crazy. Day by day you were losing your sanity as you combed through your whole life trying to find where it all went wrong.
you've been getting calls from your friends, and messages that you keep ignoring. What were you going to tell them? They bought his lies too.
He said forever and you bought it.
And the worst part is, you miss him. You miss your life, how it used to be filled with laughter, love, and light with him. How he used to hold you when you broke down. How he caressed you when you were in pain, how he made love to you.
Now you're sitting in a cold, dark, and empty apartment on another continent, you don't know who to call and ask for help.
All of your things remind you of him. Do you throw all of the things you built together or keep it? you were tired, mending your gashes on your own. He dealt a final blow and left you to deal with it.
And he doesn't care. He's already with her. he already replaced you. Nothing you two had was real.
But then why do you feel like dying? Why was it that you can't feel anything anymore? Is this how it will always be? Will you ever be okay enough to want to live?
all of these were very big questions you weren't ready to ask yet, or maybe you never will be.
you needed a distraction and you needed it fast.
you picked up your phone for the first time in the day and went straight to the one person you knew who could give you a reprieve from yourself.
Laswell.
You felt numb as you dialed her number as if a switch had been turned off in your brain. She picked up on the third ring.
"Sparrow,"
She still called you by your code name. Your first team that you were assigned to as a rookie medic gave it to you.
"I need a job," is all you said.
AN: SOOOOO!! DID WE LIKE IT? THOTS? I might have shed a tear or two writing this. don't mind me.
@ssc7514 @rrtxcmt
If you want to be tagged in the next part do tell me.
Until next time sugarplums.
ALI-💋💋💋
#cod fic#cod mw x reader#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#angst#simon riley angst#ghost cod#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod modern warfare#kate laswell
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(Open Rp) "Curse Of The Monkey King"
Long time Ago In the lovely Neighorhood, Saphira had Been Married To a Husband Name "Daniel Jamerson Rooster" for Three years but Alas, Her Marriage was Nothing but a Huge sham until She came Home from Shopping and Found him making Love with another woman. Saphira's Face is all In rage and began to Yelled at him and said,
Saphira: "Daniel… Jamerson.. Rooster! What in the Name Of Smiling devil do you think your Doing and Who is she!?"
She asked Pointed at the other woman Who is been on topped by Daniel, Then Daniel Stutter and said,
Daniel: " S-s-s-saphira it's Not what it looks like! She means nothing to me I swear! I promise I'll Stop Cheating ok!?"
Saphira: "Ugh! How many Chances Do you want me to give!? I gave you Three Chances Daniel, THREE! How Many Women You've been Sleeping this whole time in Three Years of our marriage!?"
Daniel: " Ok ok! I confess, I slept with 68 Women behind your back and all of them are The neighbors Wives"
Saph: "I knew it! I Knew Something Is going on here, You see I Hired my Private Investigators To Follow you and see how many women you've been Sleeping with and screwing around with Our Neighbors Wives! Ugh! Your a Fucking Pig Daniel!"
Daniel: "Please saphira, Please I've beg of you! I don't want my Father to find out about this!"
Daniel begged and Begged For Saphira's Mercy but She was Having none of it and she said,
Saphira: "Thats Enough Daniel! How Could you?! For Three years I've been Nothing but a Good Woman of your life and Now You threw it away with some 68 Hussies and I gave you too many chances, Thats it! We are getting a Divorce! I will not Marry to a Man who is Cheating on me with 68 Other Women! So! I want you and that hussy OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
When She said that, Daniel Cried and begged But Saphira Is Having None of it, She Threw him and His Mistress out. She Sign the Divorce papers and Made Daniel Sign it With His Father who is Now knew what His Idiot Son has Done. Then Saphira Sued 68 of Neighbors wives For alimony along with Daniel who is also Going to pay Alimony To Saphira For Infidelity, After All That Saphira Decided to Moved Out From the Neighborhood of Adultery into a Big Nice Luxurious and Very Spacious Manor on the Hill in a Decent Neighborhood. Its been nine Months Since The Divorce, Her Friends was Worried about her and They Try to Persuaded Saphira to Find Someone Better than Her Ex-husband, So saphira Decided to try a blind date.. Sadly it never go So well after 40 failing dates and rejections.. after the 41st failed Blind date, She'd watched The Movie called "Journey to the west" until she has eyes On Sun wukong aka the Monkey king, But then there was Saphira's Classmate who is Now watching her through the window. And His name is (Your Muse name here) And He knew Saphira Since College and already heard that She Divorced Daniel, he knew his Plan is Fullfilled because He's the one Who Brought the Evidence to the Private investigator as well.. But Now He Notice that Saphira has eyes on sun wukong, Her heart is beating when she sees The Monkey King Fought demons So brave.. Then She sighs In Love looking at the Monkey king, Thinking that he is So handsome, So brave, Confident, Charming, Fierce, and Most of All He has a Pure heart and a sharp mind. Saphira Smiles as her eyes turns into heartshape and she said," If Only he was so Real~ He would Swept My off of my Feet and Take Me to His kingdom and Let me Be His Beloved Queen." She Sighs in Love And then She has the Idea and said," You know what? I decided to make a grand Oriental Ball!" She gasp excitedly When she knows what to do, So She decided to Invited To Everyone in a Good Decent neighborhood with a Golden invitation Including Saphira's Good Classmate of hers and the Invitation was told that The Grand oriental Ball is Coming within full moon which is Tomorrow night, So (Your Muse name here) Began to head home and try to Find something in the attic but Nothing is there until Next Night, her Spacious Manor is Decorated with Chinese and Japanese Decorations and the Food is Exotic and wonderful..
Saphira who is Now wearing Her Royal Dress and Sees Others Dressing up In Kimonos and ghis and Some Dressed up as Mythical Character and all. Meanwhile (Your muse name here) Found something Amazing, He Opens the Chinese Closet and saw The armor of the great Sage Equal to heaven and His trusty Staff called "Jingu bang", He Found out that His Grandfather gave Him that gift and was told that it Belongs to the Monkey king himself.. Then he Found the Scroll of the monkey king, He Opens the Scroll and began to read the Story Of How the Monkey king was Sealed away By a Jealous God Name "Sun Hai" The Brother of The jade emperor Who is a Tyrant and went mad with power but he was Jealous of Monkey Kings ambition and so he began to Curse and Seal Him up with an enchanted Scroll and Any Reader who read this Scroll Shall be Cursed and the Monkey King Will Take Over Someones Body Until The great Sage Gets True loves Kiss To make him Permanent Forever But the Only Thing The Monkey king transform the reader into Himself.. Is by the golden Moon, Meanwhile Saphira announce that the grand ball begin as She Opens the Cage where Her pet Golden Dragon name Shen long began to Fly To the Moon and landed it, and turning the Moon into Gold and then (Your muse name here) Began to transform into the monkey King himself, it turns from screaming into laughing. He is back and then He Notice the Golden Invitation To the ball as he made a smirk, Meanwhile Saphira Was sitting on the throne While Her 2 Jade Tiger Sitting side by side next to her watching them Dancing gracefully at the ball Until Everyone gasp and made a Path and there Saphira saw was none other than The Monkey king, Her eyes is Widen and then The Monkey king said….
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