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vampire-shrine · 2 months ago
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I nerfed my old account cuz I wanted a fresh start (I was manic) but now I’m trying to train this new one to show me the exact same things/people that I followed on my old account
this is going to take a while
why did I ever delete my old accounts
oh god
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kahvilahuhut · 27 days ago
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🔍 cynosure status update
i mean. it's also periphery update too though. teehee. feel free to also check out the drawing here!
🤍 New to the story? Check out the (current) wip intros: Cynosure / Periphery
omg it's been a while, hasn't it? haha. i must admit i might have gotten A Bit too deep into some university assignments (+ my thesis). I do sometimes talk about the story on my main, too, but it's nothing that important for the story itself, mostly just some fun facts about the characters, which means that most of the development I've done is in my brain. Or is nonexistent or something. ANYWAY! Here's a status update to tell what has been happening lately! Might actually make this into something I post every now and then.
In this status update I'm going to talk a little about how it's going with the story, overall thoughts, plot/character changes and some things you can expect during next few weeks (hopefully). I'll put it all under the cut to keep this short on the dashboard 🥰
Like always, if you have any questions about the story, feel free to send an ask - I'll always be happy to answer 🤍
overall thoughts
Right now one of my top thoughts is honestly debating whether i want to, like, actually write this somewhere as a nove, or whether I should do it as a graphic novel or something. That said, if I do go with the latter, you can still expect writing bc I like to write things out to plan them. Or vise versa make some kind of sketches for writing. My brain works in a weird way, I know lol
I have been doing some worldbuilding (specifically for the story AND something for the overall story world that I have). Let me know if you'd love to hear some things I have thought about!
I've also been doing some research about *checks notes* Boston, MA. Because that's where most of the story happens :^) Though it happens in 2200's so I still have lots of room to change things around.
Definitely thinking about adding more dark/horror stuff in the world as a whole bc there's been, like, a climate crisis. AND people do interplanetary traveling. Stuff like that ought to lead to some fucked up stuff. Especially when there's megacorporations involved. Cynosure wise there's going to be something, especially in Periphery, happening to one of the main characters. 👀
plot/character updates
(that have happened lately, at least)
One of the pov characters kind of got a name update! Tobias's first name has been changed to Ripley, and it's what most characters will probably referring to it as. That said, some characters (+ itself) will refer to it as Tobias bc that's its preferred name that's somethings its friends and wife call it
Another pov character (Samuel) got an interesting change of backstory, some tweaks in personality, and its plot-revelant actions have changed a little. Sammy's changes has thus made some already existing things I've posted on here non-canon.
Slowly finally putting together what I mah want to have in Klara's chapters and it's sooooo exciting.
Polished some things about the plots, especially the different parts of the acts <3
Got more thoughts about the project itself (or, well, what it should have). That also means I need to look more into pharma research or something. Very interesting...
Overall, lots to think about and lots to research about.
things to expect in next few weeks
(that is, if I won't drown in university assignments or something)
I've had some ideas for little stories that would be happening before the story, to show more information about the characters and the story itself (like what happened in the original project). Or maybe just some fun parts of characters' backstories. So I may post something if I manage to write it!
Some more character introductions + pov character post. Might make a "tag yourself" meme. Or a powerpoint wip intro
Something else, maybe? If you have an idea, let me know!
taglist (interact with this post if you want to be added or removed!)
@ecofear @fashionablyfyrdraaca @shadowfells @volkihar
@antoncrane @kk7-rbs @void-botanist @the-inkwell-variable @artbyeloquent
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jorisjurgen · 4 months ago
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World of Twelve dashboard simulator #2
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👁️ katarynadance follow
Freaks may say i want to fuck antonio sadisski from the bontarian boufbowl Love Arrow team. I'm freaks. I mean im freaks. I mean im freaks.
🌌 somethingquietplace
I wouldn't go that far, but NGL, I don't know how one might not develop an affinity for him... Very charming man! He might be the second greatest player after Khan.
Then again, my opinion on who the second greatest player is changes all the time, haha.
🌸 sadidaskickshoe follow
Ehh khan's been dead for centuries....! Let it go. I think he's cool, but thinking nobody will ever be better is crazy...
🌌 somethingquietplace
He developed most of the techniques still used to this day, just so you know. Visit a museum perhaps. It might be helpful?
🎃 sacriblo0ody follow
average khan fan showing how much criticism of his favourite misogynyst he can withstand.
🌌 somethingquietplace
And you're an average 16 year old child with Very Important Opinions trying to educate me nicely.
🧀 cheesefuckersupreme follow
Seeing somethingquietplace and sadidaskickshoe on the same post is kind of terrifying.
#worlds most toxic crossover? #20 callout posts gang real?
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🧀 cheesefuckersupreme follow
Guys they both blocked me ASFHFKDKGJSJ
Do i get a boufbowl fandom badge of honor now????? Did i make it in life?????
🦠 gorebludsac follow
I don't think it's a nice way to post, considering one of them is like neurodivergent and a minor, and the other is tumblr user somethingquietplace (diagnosis self explanatory)
🧀 cheesefuckersupreme follow
I'm sorry yeah i forgot that they're both diagnosed.
#ngl i feel bad kinda for both of them
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🌌 somethingquietplace
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I hate adventuring with other people. Just being there and knowing I'll never be their friend. I want to say something, be in the conversation, but I never know what to say, and everyone already knows each other and
Well even when they don't yet know each other, obviously they'll prefer anyone else over me. They'll give up on trying to talk to me.
It's so weird... I hate everyone. Everyone has stupid interests and tastes. Just braindead things. Romance and fucking and fashion. And all of them have normal lives and normal families and once in a while they ask something about mine and I don't know what to say at all. And I want to be liked. Even if I have zero respect for anyone I want to like me. Is it weird?
I guess I'm just sad because I don't have that innate talent to pretend like I care about other people. Or maybe I wish someone actually liked me besides my family.
#delete later #...I really like this ''forbid others from reblogging a post'' function they added recently #When my dad dies I think I will finally kill myself I guess. #not osu #Honestly I can't tolerate anyone at my work. I hate them all and want them dead. #And I can't tolerate anyone close to my age. #They all insult me. Constantly. You know. #So the only people who like me are my family. #Its neverending. I can't take it anymore. #I think me only liking my family might be a self fulfilling prophecy but i don't care. #or so I think.
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🌸 sadidaskickshoe follow
people who post about their family issues on here are weird.... My brother isn't here but just the idea of him seeing anything on my phone makes me so scared to write anything!! 😵‍💫
#temp
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🌌 somethingquietplace
I wish people would refrain from obvious vagueblogging about my deleted posts.
#delete later #not osu
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🌸 sadidaskickshoe
people who stalk other peoples blogs are so weird!! I think it's easier to follow one another. Because this is getting embarrassing for us both XD
🌌 somethingquietplace
Ok.
#Mostly I am following you because you said you liked Khan Karkass. #Even if you don't have good opinions (ones I agree with) on him.
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🦠 gorebludsac follow
A second mad xelor explosive machine has hit the tumblr boufbowl fandom
#those.two.... are mutuals now. #i canrt stop laughing there are tears rolling down my face #remember when kickshoe told me in explicit detail how she wanted me to kill myself #or how quiet typed out whole 40 paragraphs of threats #and ended that post with ''youre wasting my time away from work'' as if hes not termianlly online too #this is historical for me and nobody else
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🪰 maldemal follow
She throw dice on my tabletop til i eacflipcity
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Collect my Thirsty Branches
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🎭 syxxxxxaenika follow
Bruh someone tried to kill the prince again and missed. How the fuck does a fifth assassin in a row fail at killing the prince of brakmar!!!! I can't live in this stupid country anymore
🌸 sadidaskickshoe
Even if things suck i dont think killing royals is the answer..... 😰
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🌌 somethingquietplace
Was in a store recently. The prices were disgusting, and the worst of all, the Ministry of Moral Purity wants to propose a tax for being negative about the government... Are we in Brakmar now? Is this Brakmar we're in?
I have something very taxable to say but shall refrain.
🎭 syxxxxxaenika follow
Bontarians when something bontarian happens bontarianly in bonta: is this fucking brakmar
unlike you, I have the free speech to wish death on our royalty. I can say freely that I hope the prince of brakmar kills himself.
🌌 somethingquietplace
It's literally so easy to hate you even besides the holier than thou attitude... Your city has lava. Would a good place to live with good people have lava. Would a good place with good people have invented something called "the Brakmarian burial"?
🎭 syxxxxxaenika follow
You can't be saying that white-blue boy
#WHERE DID A RANDOM BONTARIAN LEARN A 500 YEAR OLD GANG TERM FOR BODY DISPOSAL?? #WHAT???
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🪄 pantypervert69 follow
CALLOUT POST:
@/xellymelly has been selling re-bought goods from The Mad Xelor. Do NOT buy from her. Not only are they dangerous, they are also wildly past their expiration date. DO NOT USE ANYTHING YOU BOUGHT FROM HER. IT WILL KILL YOU.
🌌 somethingquietplace
If you have items made by The Mad Xelor, Kerubim Crepin from Bonta's Aux Tresors de Kerubim shop has a recycling program for all victims of this scam. He even gives out rewards for all the items you bring in.
I implore you to consider taking the things you bought to him, and making the world a safer place. (And "★bring some magic to your life★")
#not osu #I can personally vouch for this store's quality. It's very well known among some circles around here.
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🚬 pigpigeazer follow
Everyone always jokes about the bad parts of classes but nobody ever talks about how generous the pandawa are, how honest iops are, how lively ecaflips are, and how empathetic sacriers are
🎃 sacriblo0ody follow
literally im always saying that!
🤖 athefogenesis follow
Except it always comes at the expense of mentioning that their religion makes them ignorant, addicts, or drives them to self harm?? We need to bully people who are hardcore about class tenets harder. You're destroying yourself for some all powerful reality-warping creature that doesnt give a shit about you
🤹 lancerclown420 follow
People like you give us atheist classes such a bad name. Everyone and everything in the world has a purpose, both those who follow a deity, and those who follow a primciple and
Actually they're a sufokian supremacist so nvmmmm
🧙 hupperschlongartor follow
THE NOTES ARE A FREE BLOCKLIST 💀
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🌌 somethingquietplace
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#not osu #delete later #the thing is that. I never stopped hating him for ruining my life. #But the amount of hatred i feel ebbs and flows. Does it make sense? #This is stupid. So stupid... Like #oh nooo papycha... you neglected me as a child to the point of incurable mental diseases... #They would be better off if I was dead honestly #i need me and my dad to die. #I need everyone to die actually
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🦞 foggerfish follow
Apparently there's a big thing going on in demigod history community because Goultard (you know, the 4847372882843 or whatever year old son of Iop) undied again and was spotted somewhere around Astrubian border.
👽 cvt3-r41nb0w follow
MY WEDDING IS BACK ON NOBODY WILL HOLD ME BACK. He already married witches i can be the fourth
🗣️ thedarkwitchfromthatbook-is-gay follow
Isn't he gay
😈 osawhip666 follow
isn't he a mass murderer
🌌 somethingquietplace
Finally a reason to kill myself?
#I have to work with demigods a lot so... #Wish me luck in avoiding him like plague? #I had horrible experiences with him in the past #but talking about it would definitely lead someone to finding out who I am so... #I hope he kills himself and it sticks for once.
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Heyyy
I wish people would stop rb'ing quiet's boufbowl gifsets considering the fact hes racist, misogynist, a freak, a bonta apologist (goes with the racism), has a fucking Maid, and likes some really weird things.
At least kickshoe has the excuse of being like a teen but this fucking guy is just something else.
🧙 hupperschlongartor follow
whatd he do? 🥺
🪐 8lunarcoeur8 follow
Says weird things about brakmar (x, x, x, x, x, x, x, and mooooore), is a freak (x, x), and a misogynist (x, x, x) (STOP STANNING KHAN KARKASS) also he's weird about huppermages and self described his class as an antihuppermage and even though it was like 200 years ago hes a wholeass immortal man and also is Still a weirdo about ecaflips.
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🌌 somethingquietplace
RE: the newest cancellation
I don't care about your feelings and I have nothing to apologize for.
#not osu
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🦴 skellythievin follow
Not me honoring sram by stealing bones from the graveyard 😭
🦴 ougigou-woof-woof follow
LEGENDARY POST
#WHY DO I HAVE THE SAME PFP AS THE BONE STEALING SRAM
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🌸 sadidaskickshoe
Yaaa antonio sadisski won as always!! They should put sadidas like him in the hall of heroes for our country ᕙ⁠ ⁠(⁠°⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠°⁠ ⁠~⁠)
👯 mirarynnnw follow
He sucks
🌸 sadidaskickshoe
Hi kill yourself :) /gen
#i was banned from using my phone but ill risk it all again to say that nobody will miss you!
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daughter-of-sapph0 · 2 years ago
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quick question, what's an era 2 tumblr user? we have eras??
it's sorta something I made up myself. tumblr has gone through various shifts in presentation and tone that dramatically affected how people use the website. honestly idk if anyone besides me actually uses this system, but I'm gonna use it anyway because it's funny
so Era 1 is from the start of tumblr until dashcon. this is where the dashboard had those weird lines on the side of reblogs, was the hight of superwholock, allows editing other people's posts, and was filled the overwhelming prevalence of fandom. back then, tumblr wasn't very mainstream and most people who used it were big nerds (affectionate). so there was a strong sense of community between people who had shared interests.
Era 2 starts after dashcon in summer of 2014. this was a disaster of an event that sorta boosted tumblr's popularity for better or for worse. this is also when I first joined in late 2015 as an undertale blogger originally (my first blog has since been deleted though). this is what I'd call the meme era of tumblr. it's when most of the most popular jokes are from. it's when massive inside jokes and tumblr references started. and it's the time where the most people were active. and it lasted until about late 2018 with the porn ban
Era 3 was kicked off with many users deciding to leave tumblr near the end of 2018 beginning of 2019. tumblr's policy on porn up until then had been "go nuts. show nuts" until it was bought by virison who tried their best to make it "family friendly". the whole thing was handled very poorly ("female presenting nipples") and didn't even get rid of all porn, just porn from sex workers and artists who sold nsfw content to make a living. most of those people left for sites like twitter, and many other sfw artists (and also people who just used tumblr for free porn) left with them. for a while, tumblr was pretty empty. but not entirely. there were still very close knit communities, arguably even closer than Era 1 even. and honestly, this is when tumblr was at its most usable. it was quiet. the only thing that you had to worry about was the occasional porn bot (and staff's growing authoritarianism, but we'll get to that). it's hard to argue when exactly Era 3 ends. I like to say it's when elon musk bought twitter, but I also think it might have started a bit before then. it's more of a slow transition that happened sometime between early and late 2022
Era 4 is the return era. when everyone who went to twitter came crawling back. this was sorta kicked off with staff starting to be more lax with their porn restrictions. but don't think that staff was having a change of heart and suddenly nice. for the longest time, they had been overstepping boundaries and abusing their authority, such as banning mainly Black and leftist users calling them "Russian psyops". it was also around this time that people discovered that there were several terfs on the development team, and that was likely the reason they didn't ban nazis and terfs despite both being in clear violation of the tos. tumblr staff tried to distract from this controversy by adding a bunch of gimmicks. the crabs for April fools, blazing posts, checkmarks, tumblr live. this for some reason actually worked, and a lot of people just forgot or didn't care about staff any more, and it actually brought in a lot of new users. I have no idea how long Era 4 will last. all the Eras have been kicked off with a massive change in how social media operates that becomes more dramic and impactful each time. so short of the us government completely banning tiktok for good, I doubt Era 4 will end any time soon.
sorry this turned mostly into a rant against staff near the end. as you can obviously tell, I'm sorta biased towards Era 2 and 3, as that's when I had the best experiences with tumblr. and a lot of the problems I have with the site today can be traced back to staffs stupid decisions and abuse of power and authority.
but yeah. I hope that makes sense.
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frauhupfner · 1 year ago
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I just got this screenshot from a follower this morning (who only saw this post on their Dashboard because the person used the wrong tags once again!) and I have to say it’s wonderful! 
Just for you, stilllovnsims2 (I'm sure you will see it even when you blocked me): 1. To post an apology and a call out post after it about me and block me right away is very weird. How should I be able to see it then? o.O I'm not on here 24/7, a little more time to see that apology would have been nice so I would just have accepted it and would have even added it to my post. If I think I am right and make a post about someone and tag them so they can see it but block them so they can't see it just doesn't makes much sense.
2. That post was again tagged wrong, just so more people could see it. You just prove that you just don’t give a fuck about the terms of use of Tumblr! I'm very sure you will keep on doing it even that you know it's against the rules. The only thing you care about is to get more people to see your posts but in the end you will just wake up one day and your Simblr will be gone. And it will not be because of me.
3. I never wrote your name anywhere, I even edited the picture so nobody can see your name. If people found you and told you to stop use the wrong tags it's only because you use wrong tags and a lot of people don't like to be misleaded and not because of my post. My Simblr is too small and too unimportant to build an evil army just to get you reported. This time I leave the name in, I don't care anymore. If someone wants to report you they will do it anyway.
4. It has nothing to do with the Sims community, "we" didn't made the Tumblr rules. These rules have been accepted by everyone on here when creating an account.
5. People who are using tags like "4t2 conversion" want to find 4t2 conversions and not CC from the past. People who want old CC are most likely following Simblrs like https://www.tumblr.com/oldasscustomcontent which is without any misleading tags. Of course some people will not like it when they follow those tags and they see your posts about old CC that they are not interested in.
6. Even after I told you all this you still had that tag in your post while you wrote before you would delete it to not confuse people (clearly visible in my post). That’s why I checked that post two more times and saw that tag was still there. I even wrote a comment about the rules of Tumblr and at that moment there was no apology. Also since you didn't deleted the wrong tag like you said you would your apology just doesn't mean anything.
7. If your account would get deleted for spamming it would be because of your own fault for not following the rules of Tumblr. Well, I'm out. Tumblr can be such a kindergarten sometimes, it's so boring. I really can't believe that someone makes such post simply because of misleading tags just because I tried to help them save their account. I only wrote this because they didn't gave me the chance to see the apology but their post and the wrong tags for it just showed me: they will not change anything and the apology was a lie. And if trying to help others means I am evil, well, then I'm proud to be evil. Only people who got caught will try to insult others. It's not the first time and it will not be the last time.
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Maybe it's just me but this kind of thing is not ok. People who are looking for 4t2 conversions are doing it for a specific reason: they want to find 4t2 conversions! This post was about very old TS2 CC and it has nothing to do with 4t2 stuff (the CC was from a time when nobody even thought about TS3). The post showed up on my Dashboard because of the "4t2 conversion" tag, I don't know this person, I don't follow them, it was only because of the tag.
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chaotic-archaeologist · 2 years ago
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First- Happy New Year! Hi internet bro- who is more technologically advanced than I. I really enjoy this page. I appreciate other people asking things I’m afraid to & your helpful no problem replies. ❤️the archeology & history posts. I’ve even found other blogs -your buddies- of interest & derive joy there as well. Consequence of “2020- the extended edition” I’ve been, “directed” to re-evaluate my life. I’ve discovered I like and appreciate more kinds of art & expressions - (ask 1 of 2) Jael
Hey again. This is continuation of previous ask. (I know you’re observing holidays, & busy student as well, no rush). Wanted to ask your advice on tumblr. I really like & find educational + amazing posts by you & your pals. However, tumblr randomly pops up “ah, you better join if you want to see more” - there’s no particular pattern to it. So, even though it’s against my Luddite, anti-social media mindset, I wonder if it’s worth it? Are the ads bad. Is it worth it? Pros & cons? (Ask 2 of 2) Jael
Hello, new dirtling! I've been thinking on the best response to give you. I'm going to break it down into a couple of different parts. Here we go:
Tumblr is not like most social media. There is no algorithm that is in charge of showing you content. You see content only from people you follow, and it is displayed in reverse chronological order (newest at the top) at the beginning of your "dashboard" or homepage. Ads* are the exception, and people can also pay to "blaze" posts and have them shown to people that do not follow them. However, you can pay $4.99/month or $39.99/year to not see any of this pushed content.
However, you also have the option of making an account and never looking at your dashboard. You could choose to simply sign in and continue looking at my blog the way you have been.
Does it spark joy?
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If what you're seeing so far sparks joy, why not give it a try? You can always decide that it's not for you. You are by no means obligated to stay if you're not having a good time.
I totally get why you don't like social media— I don't either! However, Tumblr is a non-standard social media site that caters to non-standard experiences. This isn't facebook where you see people posting about idealized versions of their lives or instagram where people share pictures that have been heavily edited. There are plenty of educational bloggers like me on this platform! You can stick to that, or you can branch out into the amazing community of artists, writers, and other content that's out there.
Most importantly, you are responsible for curating your own internet experience. The internet is home to a vast range of content. You cannot prevent people from posting stuff that you don't like, you can only deliberately engage with content that you want to consume. Follow only those who you enjoy. Use the block button liberally.
Finally, I want to say that I am deeply honored that my blog has been able to bring you joy, especially with the mess that is the past few years. One of my core tenets is spreading the joy and happiness, and it always means a lot to me when I hear that I'm able to make a positive difference. Thank you for reaching out.
*Tumblr ads are very strange things. They're generally more weird than actual marketing, and they have their own unique charm. On the whole they're very different from most advertisements that you see on other platforms.
-Reid
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zeroducklings · 2 years ago
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important stuff for new followers
Idk why but lately I've been having an influx of new followers - a lot of them are likely my degenerate twitter friends (I love you, you know who you are) whose handles I don't immediately recognize cause I have a shit memory. Remember that tumblr added this feature that basically hides mature labelled posts, and also keeps forcing the mature label on me even for random stuff. If you wanna see my posts you have to manually allow mature content to show on your dashboard (it's in your profile settings) or basically you're gonna miss out on the fun lmao.
BUT ALSO!
it's too many new people for me to screen all of them, so for everyone who followed me and doesn't already know me, please keep in mind a few important caveats:
I REBLOG THINGS MOST PEOPLE CONSIDER NASTY (including but not limited to fictional incest, rape, abuse, dark ships, big age gaps, weird kinks, gross stuff in general).
I am queer as fuck, polyamorous, and a bitch who does their own thing & is interacting with fandom stuff cause real life sucks. It is not in my interest to directly engage with fandom discourse because I don't have the energy for it, but my stance is that if you can't make a difference between reality and fiction, and you feel the personal need to attack people who dabble in content that makes you feel uncomfortable, block me ASAP because sure as fuck I'm gonna reblog and post things that make your delicate ass uncomfortable.
I don't bother writing out under every post the classic "I don't condone this in real life!1" because I feel it's unnecessary - I assume that who follows me has enough critical thinking skills to not need a reminder, but in case you do you can have it here: I don't condone any of the fucked up shit I post/reblog in real life, this is fiction, we're just having fun. Again if you don't manage to grasp this then please kindly block me.
Last but not least - this blog really hates capitalism, terfs, swerfs, all flavors of queerphobes, ableists and exclusionists of any kind.
If any of the aforementioned bothers you on any level, do unfollow/block me and let's all keep conducting our peaceful existences away from each other. I don't want to interact with you as much as you don't want to interact with me; I don't want to expose you to stuff which might make you uncomfortable, and I don't want to expose the people I follow and whose stuff I reblog to your eyes.
Everyone else, please stay as frickin handsome as you currently are and enjoy the rest of your weekend ♥
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honey-dewey · 4 years ago
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Here Comes the Bride (and the Boys)
Pairing: Frankie ‘Catfish’ Morales/Reader
Word Count: 2,039
Warnings: None!
Permanent Taglist: @phoenixhalliwell @star-wars-hell
You’re is getting married! But, to get married, you need a dress. And instead of family at the dress appointment, the Reader brings some rather unusual guests. Her fiancé’s three weird best friends. 
“First of all, you’re wrong!”
You laughed, bent in half and gripping the dashboard for support as Benny and Will argued in the backseat. You were taking the boys dress shopping, and you hadn’t anticipated the disaster that would be the Miller brothers sitting in the car together.
“Fuck you, a single Twinkie is absolutely bite sized!” Benny said angrily, taking a Twinkie out of his pocket and ripping the package open. “See?” And then he stuffed it in his mouth, proving that it was, in fact, one bite.
Will laughed, punching his brother lightly. “You’re disgusting. We are on our way to a distinguished wedding dress appointment and you’re here stuffing your face with twinkies.”
Santiago, who had the misfortune of driving, sighed. “Lord help me,” he said, turning into the parking lot of the bridal place. “I am surrounded by morons.”
Still smiling, you texted Frankie, who was sitting at home and trying to decide what the wedding’s color scheme would be.
You: Your bffs are fucking idiots
Goldfish: I’m sorry?
You: Benny just ate a whole ass Twinkie in one bite
Goldfish: Wow. Tell him he’s disgusting
You: Will already did. Gtg, we’re there
Goldfish: love you
You: Love you too babe
Getting out of the car, you suddenly rethought your decision to bring the boys to help you choose a wedding dress. But you really didn’t want to do it alone and no one in your family could make it. So you’d grabbed what you hoped was the next best thing. Frankie’s friends.
But it was too late. You pulled the door to the place open and walked in, smiling at the receptionist. “Hello! I’m here for an appointment.”
The receptionist eyed your group and nodded. “Of course. Last name?”
“Morales.” Technically that wasn’t your last name yet, but you’d been engaged for almost a year now and using Frankie’s last name just felt natural.
Once you were checked in, you waited on a couch with the boys.
“So what kind of dress are you getting?” Benny asked, looking at a dress that looked, and this was the nice way of saying it, like an overly decorated pastry.
“Not that,” you said. “I dunno. Maybe A-line? The last fancy thing I wore was when Frankie and I went out to that restaurant last New Years, but that had no back, and I’m not going that slutty for my wedding day.”
Will snorted. “Okay. So the requirements are currently as follows. It must have a back, and it cannot be, in your words, slutty.”
“It has to be white,” you added. “And I want a floor length dress.”
“Well that’s not enough to work off of.”
You shrugged. “It’s what I got.”
Your consultant came in at that point. “Oh! Well, I guess I don’t have to ask who’s the bride!” She said. “I’m Zoe. Who’d you bring with you? Any family?”
“Nope!” You said, looking at the boys. “These are my fiancé’s three best friends, Santiago, Benny, and William.”
Zoe nodded. “Okay. How long have you been engaged?”
You shrugged. “A year, give or take. My fiancé, Frankie, was military until about four months ago, when he went on his last mission.” You could still remember how defeated he’d been coming home, the pain in his eyes as he told you about Tom and everything else. “We’re getting married in September.”
“Awesome!” Zoe said. “So, budget?”
“Frankie and I put aside about two thousand.”
Zoe nodded again. “And are we looking for any specific style of dress?”
You shook your head. “Nope. I just know I want it a bit more conservative, but not something that covers every inch of skin I’ve got.”
“Okay then,” Zoe said. “Let’s go look at some dresses!”
Unsurprisingly, the boys were apprehensive about this part. Benny was the first to recover, happily diving in and pulling a few dresses to ask you about them. Once he found his groove, Will and Santi quickly followed suit.
“What about this?” Santi asked, showing you a dress.
“Eh,” you said, looking over. “I don’t like that feathery bit on the bottom.”
It was interesting, shopping for a wedding dress. You’d only wear it once, but it was so damn important. You passed over dress after dress, dismissing most of them. Eventually, after a fair amount of searching, you and the boys had picked out a few dresses that were all decent contenders.
Trying the dresses on, that was a completely different story. The first dress Zoe brought you, which was one of Santi’s picks, was gorgeous, and actually made your tear up a bit.
“Oh dear, tears already?” Zoe asked, handing you a tissue.
“I just,” you said weakly, wiping your eyes. “I love Frankie so much, and I can’t believe after everything we’ve been through, I’m finally able to officially call him mine.”
Zoe rubbed your back. “I get it hon,” she consoled. “He must be one hell of a man.”
“Oh he definitely is.”
After a few more minutes of admiring the dress and composing yourself, you walked out to show the boys.
Immediately, they went quiet, admiring your dress. You stood on a small pedestal, turning and admiring the dress in the big mirror. “I like it.”
“But?” Santiago prompted.
“I don’t get that big wow feeling,” you finished, almost guilty. “Sorry Santi.”
Santiago shook his head. “It’s okay,” he promised. “But you do like it?”
You nodded, swishing the dress around. “Yeah. It’s got the right amount of pop.”
“Pop?” Benny asked.
“Details,” you elaborated, running a hand along the subtly flowered waistline. “Flair. Call it whatever. And the shape is nice.”
Will nodded. “The sleeves aren’t your thing, are they?”
“Yeah, absolutely not.” You put a finger under the short sleeve. “It’s tight across the shoulders and I feel like I can’t lift my arms.”
“So no short sleeves?” Santiago asked.
“We can eliminate short sleeves,” you decided.
The next few dresses were all like the first. Decent and very pretty, but not your dress. You managed to eliminate a few other things you weren’t too fond of, like the super tight mermaid dresses and the overly poofy princess dresses. Sleeveless was still on the table, but you were hesitant about that. The boys gave amazing criticism, and no one started any drama, which was nice. But still, you found yourself wishing Frankie were here. He’d know exactly what to recommend. You could almost hear him whispering in your ear as you examined yet another not right dress.
“I’m sure you’ll get it eventually, margarita.”
You sighed, deeming the dress a flop and heading back to try something else on.
And then you passed a dress on the way back to the changing room that made you stop in your tracks.
“What is it?” Zoe asked, stopping right behind you.
“What’s that?” You asked, pointing to the dress.
Zoe followed your finger. “Oh. That’s a dress we just got. It’s from a small designer who specializes in unique dresses.”
“Can I try it on?” You asked, still mesmerized.
“Sure.” Zoe grabbed the dress. “It’s not floor length though.”
You shrugged, still watching the dress with nothing short of awe. “I’m willing to bend for this dress.”
The dress fit you perfectly, and when you turned around to look at it for the first time, you were dead silent for a whole minute before starting to cry again.
“Still good tears?” Zoe asked hopefully, helping you step back into your white flats.
“This is my dress,” you said softly. “This is my dress.”
Zoe smiled. “It looks really good on you,” she said. “Shall we show the boys?”
You nodded, smoothing your hands down the textured fabric of the skirt.
Walking out to show the boys was the hardest thing you’d done in a while. The dress was perfect, it was definitely the one, but what if they didn’t agree?
You heard gasps from the group when you stepped onto the pedestal, back facing them.
“So?” Zoe prompted. “What do you think?”
“It’s my dress,” you said yet again. “It’s perfect.”
“It is,” Santiago agreed. “C’mon, turn for us, let us see.”
You turned, facing the boys.
Immediately, Benny, who was smiling, threw his hands up. “Okay, so we threw all the rules out for this dress.”
You laughed, feeling the skirt swish around your calves. “It’s perfect Benny. I had to break the rules for the daisies.”
“I don’t get it,” Benny said, leaning back. “Why daisies?”
“That’s what Frankie calls me,” you said softly. “I’m his margarita. It’s Spanish for daisy.”
You turned to examine the dress again. It was still white, which would placate your mother and gave you that bride feeling in the pit of your stomach. But the thing that sold you was the thin layer of sheer white fabric on top, the layer with the small daisies on it. The sleeves were nice, loose without being a hazard and tight without being too restricting. The V neck was modest enough for a wedding, and the smooth white ribbon around your natural waist really helped define the shape of the dress.
Zoe came out with a matching flower crown and placed it on your head, causing you to tear up when you faced yourself in the mirror again.
“Oh honey,” Santiago said, standing and wrapping you in a hug. “Is it group hug time?”
You nodded, feeling the warm embrace of the boys around you. “Thank you,” you said softly, surrounded by friends. “My mother would’ve had an aneurysm if I tried this on for her.”
Benny laughed, rubbing your back. “We get it,” he said. “And trust us, Fish is gonna adore it.”
Seven months later, you were freaking out, trying not to cry in your small tent, twenty minutes before you were supposed to walk down the aisle.
“What if he doesn’t show up?” You asked one of your bridesmaids, Luca. “What if he doesn’t wanna get married anymore?”
Luca put her hands on your shoulders. “Hey. I’m sure he’s just as nervous as you, and I’m absolutely positive he’s sticking around.”
You took a breath, anxiety spiking again as a knock echoed on the door.
“Can we come in? We have a gift for the bride.”
You eagerly accepted the boys in, embracing them each in turn.
“You look like a goddess,” Will complimented, holding you at arm’s length and smiling. “He’s so nervous.”
“Told you so!” Luca shouted.
Benny laughed. “He told us to give you this.”
You took the small box, opening it hesitantly and pressing a hand to your mouth before the tears bubbled over. It was a necklace, nothing seemingly expensive or fancy. It had a thin silver chain, and on the end of the chain was a circle of resin, no bigger than a quarter, with a beautiful pressed daisy in it.
Luca helped you slip the necklace over your head. The daisy pendant sat on your skin, just above the V neck, barely visible.
“Are you ready?” Santiago asked, placing the necklace box down.
You nodded. “As I’ll ever be.”
The next almost half hour of waiting was agony. You texted Frankie, both of you anxious and both of you very ready for the ceremony to be over. Then, Frankie stopped responding, and you heard the music. It was time.
You father took your arm and guided you out of the tent, into the park you’d picked for the venue. Plenty of people were waiting for you, but you only had eyes for one of them.
Frankie turned, his entire face lighting up as he saw you walking towards him. He looked amazing, all clean and neat in a suit with a small daisy tucked into his lapel. He wasn’t wearing his hat, but you almost wished he was. He’d shaved, but that tiny spot where he constantly complained about the lack of facial hair was still there and obvious.
You father smiled, placing your hands in Frankie’s. He squeezed them, and you felt pure joy humming through your veins. You were getting married.
“Ready?” Frankie asked you softly, so softly you almost didn’t hear him.
You didn’t even hesitate to answer. “I’m ready.”
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bigbrainbiology · 2 years ago
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I'd say deffo these 5 main points:
The Tumblr tagging system: I see so many posts where there's no spaces between the words in a tag, and that's kinda unnecessary on tumblr, + how only the first 5 tags will show up when you search tags.
Reblogs, what it means and how they work: some people think it's like reposting content which they're against, but it totally doesn't work like that! Also, I found out when I was new here that sometimes you need to reblog stuff from other people if you're new so that your own posts show up in the tags.
How to look like a Real Person, and not a porn bot: I know too many people who keep everything set to default, but that makes them look like a fake acc/porn acc, and it makes me wanna block on site so I don't get weird comments in my notes.
Interaction etiquette! : Check people's account headers/bios and their pinned posts! For example, I have info in my pinned post saying when my DMs are open to new ppl/when ppl can make art requests, but I've had ppl recently ignore it/who don't read it and go straight to my DMs instead of sending an ask/anon ask, and that makes me just ignore them bc I don't want to start any private dialogues sometimes
If you don't like someone or their content, BLOCK THEM AND MOVE ON: on tumblr, people curate their own dashboards! So if you see someone spamming their newest interest or posting content that you don't like, just either unfollow them so you don't see them on your dashboard (maybe explain what a dashboard is too...), or block them if they're in the tags you like to check in on. Saves so much hassle and stress rather than getting angry or upset when you can just erase them from your tumblr.
Some other points that could be mentioned:
Might be more important than below, but how to block tags and filter content - hate spiders? Filter them out of your tumblr experience by blocking the tag #spider + all it's synonyms. (Note, this will only work if people tag their stuff appropriately here!! So if someone writes #sp1der, filtering it won't work.)
Adding onto/commenting other people's posts is encouraged (most of the time - some exceptions apply) - for example, adding onto/writing your own story based on the prompts that are posted by other blogs
Please don't guilt trip ppl into liking/reblogging your content, it feels gross (eg like/reblog this or else xyz bad event will happen)
Not everyone likes being tagged in those chain meme things (eg tag 5 ppl you follow and ask them what their fave, idk ice cream flavour is)
Don't be afraid to follow/unfollow ppl whenever you want - sometimes someone will have a new interest and might start spamming your dashboard, or an artist might start posting only NSFW stuff after a load of cutesy art
Follower number doesn't matter! - no one but you can see that anyway. Note numbers don't matter! We're all just having fun here
In the notes of this post, tell me what you wish you knew when you first came to Tumblr, or what you think new Tumblr users need to know. I'm trying to make a how-to-Tumblr guide for Twitter refugees as the bird burns down.
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distractedhistotech · 4 years ago
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The difference a few seconds make
A couple of days ago I wondered how the altered memories would be affected if Lewis had turned around just a little earlier and realized Arthur was possessed before dying.  Couldn’t stop thinking about it.  Came up with several ideas about how things would go.
So here you guys go.
“Oh, I’m so excited!” said Vivi as she practically bounced in her seat.  “At least two weeks of traveling, maybe more, and all sorts of fun stops!”  She turned to Arthur.  “What are you looking forward to the most?”
Arthur hummed in thought for a moment.  “I’d have to say the Techno Expo.  There are some really interesting exhibits there besides mine.  Hopefully, I’ll be able to take some time to check ‘em out. There’s a one about using body heat to power electronics that would improve my arm.”
Vivi very carefully did not look at Arthur’s new arm.  He didn’t enjoy people staring at his prosthetic, especially if they were the nosy sort who asked questions.  Yeah, that probably didn’t apply to Vivi, but she still felt Arthur ought to be treated like he still had both his arms.  “I have no idea how that would work, but I’m sure you’ll figure it out no problem!”
Arthur smiled at her. “Thanks.  What about you?  Anything you’re looking forward to?”
“I’m just hoping we see something supernatural this time,” said Vivi.  “I know that the hoaxes with get us some more funds for traveling, but they’re just so disappointing, ya know.”
Arthur chuckled nervously.  “I’m not really sure which I prefer.”
“That’s fair.  At least we only have four items on that itinerary.  Well, if you don’t include the Ripley Museum we’re going to.”
“It’s haunted? I don’t remember seeing that in the brochure…”
“Not so much the museum as the items inside of it.  Some of them are cursed or haunted or magical.  Fortunately, Ripley was aware of this and put up all sorts of protections,” explained Vivi.  “So do the regular triple photographing.”
Triple photographing was the term they’d given to the method of photographing when they were ghost hunting. Nothing complicated.  They just took three photos in quick succession.  It helped them determine if anything odd that showed up was just a weird artifact instead of a spirit of some kind.
“You and Ripley would’ve gotten along,” commented Arthur.
Vivi giggled.  “Yeah, we would’ve, wouldn’t we?”
“Hey, random thought, if you could, would you-what the heck?”
“Hm?”
“The engine just stopped!” said Arthur.  Sure enough, the van had gotten a lot quieter, and they were slowing down quickly.  “You gotta be kidding me!  I went over every part and made sure it was in tip top shape before we set out!”  Arthur glared at the various displays in front of them.  What were they even called?  Was it part of the dashboard?  Was it all considered part of the dashboard?  Should she ask?
Vivi’s thought process was derailed as a large mansion came into view.  It was old, dark, decrepit, and generally creepy looking. What was weird was that it was visibly beating.  The three stared at it for several moments before Arthur broke the silence.  “Vivi?”
“Yeah?”
“That’s a haunted house, isn’t it?”
“Or a very good fake,” admitted Vivi because she has learned that you can fake anything with the right technology.  “But if it’s real it would explain why the van stopped working.”
Arthur groaned. “Great…”  He turned to look at Vivi.  “I don’t suppose I can talk you into helping me push the van out of range?”
Vivi did consider it. “I’m not sure we’re strong enough to do it, and we were planning to check out haunted houses on this trip.  I mean you can stay here if you want to. If it is an actual haunting, it’s probably a pretty powerful ghost.”
Arthur bit his lip but shook his head.  “Nah, I-I’ll be f-fine.”
Vivi smiled and gave Arthur a peck on his cheek.  “Don’t worry. I’ll make sure nothing happens to you.” That got a thankful smile from Arthur.
And that was how they found themselves walking up to doors (that opened on their own and then closed on their own) into what looked like a fairly fancy if damaged manor. For some reason there was a lot of purple.
“Hey, the candles are burning purple,” commented Vivi.  “Think we’ll be able to tell if they’re those specially made rainbow candles if we take them apart?”
“Uh…I’d avoid breaking anything,” said Arthur as stared at a painting with glowing eyes that seemed to be staring back.  “’Cause I’m starting to lean towards the ‘actual ghost’ theory.”
Vivi made a pleased sound.  “Well, better say hi.  Hello! We don’t mean to intrude, but our van broke down, and we’re kind of stuck.  We’ll be out of your hair once we figure out how to fix it.  If you aren’t happy about our presence, let us know, and we’ll leave.”
“Just, uh, p-please don’t, you know, try t-to k-k-kill us,” added Arthur.
Mystery didn’t react to what either of them said.  He was more distracted by the familiar scent he was picking up.  He let out a few barks.
And that was when several purple bedsheet looking ghosts started popping out of the woodwork and floating around the group.  Vivi let out an ecstatic squee.  Arthur recoiled with a shriek.  Mystery barked at them.
“They’re so cute!” squealed Vivi.
“Why are there so many of them?” questioned Arthur.  “Isn’t it usually just one or two ghosts?”
Vivi paused in thought before carefully reaching out towards one.  When it didn’t react badly to being touched, she gave it a pat.  “Actually, you’ve got a point.  These guys don’t seem to have enough power to manifest. Maybe if they were pooling their energy together (which would explain why they all look the same) they could manifest.  Or maybe there’s another, stronger ghost that’s helping them manifest.  That does happen sometimes.”
Arthur blinked as he tried to shoo several of the ghosts away from his prosthetic, which they seemed to have taken a strong interest in.  “Uh, how much st-stronger are we t-talking ab-about here?”
Before Vivi had a chance to answer, something tugged his arm up with a surprising amount of strength. The surprised look on Vivi’s face made it clear it was not one of the tiny, purple ghosts.  Arthur gulped and slowly turned around.
The first thing that came to mind upon seeing the ghost was ‘big’.  The second thing was ‘skull’.  The third was ‘purple pompadour?’ because the ghost did indeed have a glowing purple pompadour sprouting out of its jawless skull.    Arthur wasn’t sure what to do as the ghost studied his prosthetic for several moments.  “You have a metal arm.”
Arthur nodded.  “Y-y-y-yeah.”
The ghost somehow blinked despite having no eyelids and quickly let go of Arthur’s arm.  “Whoa! I’m not gonna do anything to you!”     Fire burst out of the top of the ghost’s suit and engulfed his skull for a moment before reforming into an admittedly handsome face with dark skin and a hooked nose.  Still had a purple pompadour and freaky eyes though. “It’s me, Lewis.”
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frillshark-fr · 4 years ago
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How do you get people to always buy your dragons? Genuine question
i was gonna say something like “haha i have no fucking clue” but that would be a lie i think about this a lot actually so i might have some insights i’ve been breeding dragons as my primary activity on FR since i started playing FR (in 2014...) and people have only started actually buying dragons from me consistently like, 5-6 months ago, despite 2-3 attempts at running a genuine hatchery onsite that always died due to lack of interest & not really being worth the effort. 
so ive thought a lot about what the hell is happening now and why my dragons are suddenly consistently selling and I think ive come down to these being the main points of advice i can give: 1. make friends! be friendly! don’t be weird! be a cool and fun person to interact with! 2. post consistently. post your dragons consistently. post about other stuff consistently. just be an active member of the community 3. POST YOUR SHIT IN THE “#FLIGHT RISING” TAG. THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONLY TRUELY HELPFUL THING I SAY IN THIS POST 4. make pairs that are sexy as hell and be openly proud of them. make dragons and pairs that you like, not what you think will necessarily sell. people can tell when you like stuff and being genuinely passionate about something, whatever the fuck it is, will get other people passionate as well longer versions/explanations under the cut because man this got a mile long. i wasn’t kidding when i said i think about this a lot and i am so sorry if you wanted something concise and useful
1. to be a little glib. i am mutuals/friends with more clout in the FR community than I do kjdshfdsfdhjhkfdf shoutout to everyone who draws their dragons really good on a regular basis because i am riding on your coattails to sell my dragons. i love you this was never my intent, obviously! DO NOT BEFRIEND PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU WILL GET STUFF FROM THEM IT’S JUST A REALLY BAD THING TO DO TO PEOPLE!!! i wouldn’t be friends w/ people if i didn’t genuinely like and get along with them! no amount of pixel cash is worth putting up with people you dont like or abusing people you admire!  but i’d also somehow feel wrong to just... neglect mentioning this factor. idk it’s probably a self-esteem thing sjdkgfhdsf i just Don’t feel like my #success has been totally out of my own effort because its not like im #hustling or whatever i just posted dragons and stuff happened
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2. being consistent! just. posting consistently! posting Every Hatchling I Have and Talking About Them On Tumblr!  Once I had a couple nests just sell super fast likely due to aforementioned clout, i was emboldened to just post more of my nests more often and I swear this has more effect than anything else. i just needed the self-esteem boost to Start Doing That posting consistently makes ppl follow u for ur content which gets even more people to look at your dragons which gets more people to buy your dragons.
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2a. Also just post a lot in general, even if you aren’t necessarily posting about your dragons for sale. it definitely helps! just be friendly and active and people will come
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3. post your shit in the tag. not in “#dragon-sales” or “#fr-dragon-sales” or anything weird like that because I don’t know if anyone actually looks at those, but people definitely browse “#flight rising”. no matter how many followers you have, more people will see your content if you post it in #flight rising than if you just chuck it into the void. 
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3a. however! do not put links into the post if you want it to actually show up in the tag. tumblr is cool in that it doesn’t actually matter that much when you post something, the same way it really matters on twitter bc twitter has algorithms that decide for you what it thinks you want to be seeing whereas tumblr just shows you everything in chronological order. if you post something into the tag at 1am... it will still be there at 2pm when people log on and start scrolling.
the only thing tumblr seems to consistently hide from a tag (and possibly a dashboard, but idk) are posts with links in them, as a half-assed attempt to limit spam. instead of linking to your sales tab/to the dragons directly in the post, reblog it with the links instead. to reduce latency between a post going up and the links being available, i type out the links in the initial post, cut them, post the thing into the tag, then very quickly reblog, paste the links, and post the reblog jdhfsdf. i don’t know if that benefits anything really? but it can sometimes take me a while to type links, so if i posted, pressed reblog, typed up all the links, then posted, it’d be like ~15 minutes where someone may see the post, think “oh i would like to buy those dragons”, then can’t find the link, think “oh well, i will just find it later”, scroll on, and just... completely forget about it. so uh. go quick?
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3b. the armchair sociologist in me also thinks self-reblogging has the added benefit of like... you know how people are more likely to tip a barista when a dollar is already in the tip jar? or how people are more likely to take one of those little tabs on a flyer if one of them is already missing? i think that works with notes, too. i don’t know why i think that or why it happens i just swear once a post gets 1 note, suddenly it gets Even More Notes, and if it doesn’t get any notes for a while it will sit at 0 notes until the end of time. so giving yourself 1 obligatory note makes people more likely to interact. i think
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4. all of these are hard to quantify but this one is especially so: have cool and unique dragons. make your pairs sexy as hell. don’t put all your eggs (hah) into the one basket of selling dragons that are technically “popular”. we have all seen triple white/triple obsidian/triple orca/triple any other popular colors and cherub/pere/stained or wasp/bee/glim pthahlos or whatever. they’re pretty! we get it! but everyone has had one and everyone has had those pairs and market for dragons like that can be super oversaturated. try to break free from that and sell dragons that people can only get from you. I can’t tell you what to do though bc that rly depends on you. make pairs that you find exciting or interesting and people will feel that. i have a very specific theme and aesthetic that i don’t feel like is especially common on FR and i am genuinely very enthusiastic about it. marine shit is my Thing:tm: both on and off FR and dragons are one of my many ways of expressing that   if you have a Thing:tm:, either some fr-centric aesthetic (like being super into plague or earth or light or something) or something more general (such as any of the -punks or -cores)... just fuckin roll with it honestly. if you’re goth? make got h dragons. like scene stuff that looks straight out of a middle school in 2010? rock that hot-topic lair. outdoorsey type? make dragons that look like you’d meet them on a hike in the woods. it really works with anything!  people can tell when you really love something and i know that seeing someone really love something, even if it’s not necessarily MY thing, makes me really excited too!! 
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4a. never show fear. people can smell fear. never be like “well this one isn’t that good” because suddenly now you’ve planted the idea that it’s ugly in other people’s heads when they may have really liked it had you not accidentally suggested to them that it’s an ugly dragon. people are EXTREMELY suggestible to even VERY minor cues so be always a little bit bolder than you think you should be you’d be surprised at how many times ive been like “eh, this one’s kind of a dud, i’ll probably have to exalt this one when the auction expires” and then that hatchling is the first to sell. never ever ever ever decide what other people like for them. always act like your dragons are the hottest shit in all the land and Believe It. this is what people mean when they say “fake it till you make it”
- 4b. also, idk if it’s true of everyone but it’s really off-putting to see someone having serious pity-parties for themselves, on sales posts or otherwise. ive had bad experiences with people who are uncomfortably quick to self-depreciate (because they were using their genuine self-hatred to manipulate me or my friends), so i might be a little more trigger-happy about avoiding this behavior than others, but don’t weaponize your sadness to guilt people into doing what you want. it’s really not cool.
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okay i think that’s my entire manifesto on how i do dragon selling. anon i am so sorry im sure you were expecting like “believe in yourself :)” and here i am dissecting dragon selling like it’s a frog in a science class
edit: AFTER ALL THAT I STILL THOUGHT OF ONE MORE THING. It’s not really a Point, just a Reminder:
i don’t post about all the times i have to exalt dragons that don’t sell. you are seeing me being very selective about what i post. you dont sit and stare at my lair or click through offspring lists or check old sales posts. there are a lot of times where someone just doesn’t sell. even now when i’m selling stuff pretty consistently i will still sometimes have dragons that don’t sell for seemingly no reason. even dragons I think are sure to sell will sometimes just... not. and that’s ok! you gotta just be.. ok with that. it’s par for the course. i typically list dragons for 7 days on the AH, give them a couple more days after their auction expires (partially because i forget, partially to give them a grace period for people to pm/ask me about them), and then exalt them after that point. w/ some dragons that i don’t think got a fair shake for one reason or another (such as the sales post not showing up in the tag or something) i do a little clearance (like the halloween dragons i recently posted) but for the most part if they don’t sell, i just exalt them. 90% of the time i don’t even bother to level them up i just press the exalt button and call it a day. it’s fine
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guigz1-coldwar · 4 years ago
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'It's all improvisation' : Chapter 28 of "Fighting Spirit of a Once Innocent Girl"is out !
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Samantha & Helen are landing in another universe to find out about Monty's real location.....
To read it on AO3, click here !
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I never thought that we will be able to get out of Cuba alive but we can thanks only Nikolai for that and it became so important to me to give him my thanks. He saved us from our inevitable deaths and allowed us to continue in our mission instead of been captured and maybe killed if Omega's forces arrived minutes later while no one came to check our status. He brought us to a secret island in the middle of nowhere where he has built a house, identical to the old House I was living during my young with Eddie.....and Monty.
Nikolai told me the truth I never expected : for all these times, behind the mask Perseus was using.....it was Eddie all along. The only friend that was so close to me, the one person that was playing with me in my childhood.....was in fact my enemy I've been tracking down for months. It was Eddie's body but it was Monty who were controlling it. Eddie was trapped inside his own body and I will do anything to get Eddie back in control and then, I will kill Monty myself like I promised years ago.
Monty was the person I was hating the most in this now entire multiverse, along with Adler, Requiem and the Omega Group. I started to think that once we come back to West-Berlin in our universe, we will need to tell them about the truth of the fight we are making against Perseus. For the finals moments, our differences must be step aside as we need to fight together if we want to stop Monty from achieving his ultimate plans to destroy Europe and to put his world and maybe in the future the others universes into the Dark Aether.
We needed to get back to West-Berlin before Lazar take everyone to Monty fake location because of his state of been mind-controlled but unfortunately, we have to face another problem from that : we have no clues or any leads that could have helped us to discover the real base of Monty as everyone who could have give us that info were either dead or missing : Peck was beheaded by Monty & Valentina....I killed her. Those two must have know that info but now, they can't help us as they are fully dead.
However, even if Nikolai also didn't know of Monty's real location, he know exactly what we can do to have our answers and to be honest, me & Helen couldn't believe of what we were going to do to make that happen. Nikolai presented to us the Multiverse that was created when the old one was banished in the Dark Aether and showed to us that all of these universes were sharing a comoon point : Perseus's threat existed but very different of our universe, there were no Dark Aether on these universes for the moment.
Nikolai reassured to us that the location Perseus is hiding is always the same place around the multiverse including us. He decided that to get our responses, we will have to travel into another universe to talk with an woman called 'Bell', a name shared by a lot of differents people and also facing the same situation : working with Adler against Perseus. We had to agreed because it was our only way for us. Once we were ready, Nikolai created for us an portal leading to that particular universe. Me & Helen joined hands and then we crossed the portal.
That little travel didn't last so long as after at least 10 seconds, we arrived into that universe......the portal was located in a hidden place around big trees as we stepped in this universe. Once we were fully in, the portal closed meaning that we had to find our answers until Nikolai created another one to get us back. I started to look around to check our surroundings.
"It's feels weird." I started, having the impression that we shouldn't be here as I was feeling cold, the air in that place was cold because it was night.
"We are really into that universe ?" Helen couldn't believe that, looking at me "Or we're back at West-Berlin ?" She added, recognizing the place and me too
"You are arrived in your destination." We could hear Nikolai's voice in our heads, he said he was going to guide us in our task, helping us with the necessary.
"So, it's too late to back down, right ?" Helen asked, smirking
"Exactly !" I replied with an smile "Nikolai, where are we ?"
"You're not far from the same safehouse you're using in West-Berlin." He said, sounding sure of himself "Join the place and find a good place to hide near its main entrance."
"Understood." Helen nodded before leading the way forwards and I followed her.
We walked for a while until we can finally have the safehouse in sight, the same one like in our universe. Nothing was weird about it as we got closer but then, we could spot.....another Helen leaned against the garage door, awaiting for something. It was the other Helen from that universe and I could see that my Helen were shocked to see herself, same as me. We couldn't let ourselves be spotted by her so we needed to find a better place to hide.
Nikolai guided us and adviced us to get on the rooftop of the safehouse to have a better look on the surroundings but also inside as there were a part of the ceilling where we could be able to look inside and also hear what they can said. For climbing on that rooftop, we decided to use our powers and it was much easy than to use the pipe. Helen was amazed when she started to levitate too, showing to me that she was like me and I think she start to like it too.
Once we were on the rooftop, we decided to stay hidden, keeping a look to the main entrance as the other Helen was still awaiting against the garage door. Helen was intrigued on something,
"She has the same clothes as me." She thought, her hand on her chin "Nikolai, how did you succeed to have my clothes ?" She asked to him in our head
"Powers." He simply said.
"Wait, you said that you were wearing the same clothes when we found each other again." I started, looking at Helen "Does that mean....."
"The date is the February 24th 1981." Nikolai replied, cutting me short
"Is that normal ?" Helen started to ask "We're in another universe and back in time ?"
"Yes." Nikolai muttered "It was the only date where you could have your answer without having any much troubles." He added
"I understand what you mean." I told him with an smile before Helen gestured to me,
"Someone's coming." She said as we heard a car arriving at the safehouse. We lied down in cover as the people get out of the car : we could see Russell Adler and our person in interest, I could say.
"Bell, welcome to West-Berlin." Adler started, taking something in his pocket, a cigarette and lighting it before looking back at Bell "We have a job to do !" Both then arrived near their Helen who knocked two times on the door as a signal to open it "Park."
"Adler." She said, harshly, taking a bag that was just at her feets before looking at Bell "Bell." This time, she was sounding more happy with her than with him.....Guess that it's a common thing in every universe. The trio then enter the safehouse, the door staying open and we decided to join the part where we could observe everyone inside : it was weird to see Lazar normally and different now.
"Okay, everyone, gather up." Adler exclaimed, gesturing to everyone to come near the same dashboard at the same place as in our universe. "You all know why we're here today : we have been asked to track a soviet spy we called 'Perseus'." He started before smoking his cigarette "However, our leads against him are very limited and we only have this as our only lead." He put his hand on a file that was on his desk, the same I have decrypted.
"Our analysts in the MI6 and those in the CIA weren't able to decypher that file meaning....." Their Helen added, joining the briefing
"Meaning that we have to revisit an old ops from 13 years ago." Adler cut her straight, I could see anger on Helen on the ground and next to me.
"Damn, doc', you're talking about Vietnam and 'Fracture Jaw' ?" Sims asked and Adler nodded
"It's our only lead and Bell will help us." He said, looking at her
"I will but....I think I need some moments to think about it and to install myself here." Bell told him, we could see an worried on Adler's face before he gain back an straight face
"Okay, it's fine." Adler sighed "The others, free time until Bell is cleared to talk about it." He ordered, meaning the end of that little briefing as everyone goes in their separate ways : Bell decided to go in the dorm as their Helen was back outside. We decided to move next to the cover we used to have a view on the entrance as we saw Adler joining their Helen who started to smoke.
"What do you want, Adler ?" She asked to him in a hard tone, hearing him arrive
"I wanted to make things clear, Park." He said, concerned "With Bell, we all need to stay an simple team."
"Why ?" She told him, sounding surprised
"You know well that Bell is someone we need to watch closely, remember ?" He was sounding so clear in his voice like everything was normal as me & Helen were wondering what was the deal with Bell. "I'm asking you to not be acting like best friends with her, it's not because you put her in the MI6 that you had to stick together with her as the only women around."
"Is this a problem for you ?" She said, raising an eyebrow "She's an human being, it's not my fault if you can't see things normally. I can thanks Lazar to think the same along me."
"Tell what you want to say." He clenched his fists "But my orders stay clear : with Bell, it's only professional. Lazar got the same thing from me."
"What did he say about it ?" She asked, not looking at him anymore
"That he will think about it." He replied and she smiled at him
"Then you have my answer : I will think about it." She said to him, smirking, he rolled his eyes in desesperation before walking inside the safehouse, leaving her alone "Douchebag !" She whispered, enough to be hear by us. Yeah, she's right about him.
Once their little discussion were done, me & Helen decided to leave that rooftop by the same way we got on it to join the ground level. When we were back on the same level, we walked to get to a hidden location but we saw their Helen was staying outside and unfortunately, we needed to find a way to get in.
"I guess that now, it's all improvisation ?" I whispered to Helen, she nodded.
"We need to think about getting me....Well, her away from the place." She said, looking at herself
"I know what you're thinking : you want to take her place but I need to get in too." I exclaimed, finding out about the plan we were making along our mission. "And we got something to deal with." I pointed to our purples eyes, showing that we can be spotted with that
"Don't worry about this." Nikolai said to us as we started to feel something inside our pockets, we checked it out to find some glasses and when we put them on, I could see that our real eyes color were hidden : her purple right eye were back to her former blue as for me, my eyes were also back to blue.....just to the other views.
"Thanks but we need to find something for the other Helen." I said before I feel something new again in my pockets, I checked it again and this time, I had two creditentials cards in my hand : one with an fake MI6 identity and the other.....were an real one and marked to be affiliated to the CIA. "Seriously ?" I sighed
"I'm sorry, Samantha but you need to improvise for now while I'm still helping around." Nikolai said, sounding sorry
"And what now ?" Helen asked to me.
"Let me take care of it, I'll give you the signal when I'm done with yourself." I smirked at the end, giving her a kiss on the forehead and making her blush before I walked away to join the road, fainting that I have just arrived by walk at this safehouse.
I was so stressed out about this as I was about to talk to Helen but not the one I know meaning that I have to talk to her like I was not knowing her at all. I decide to use my fake MI6 identity card for that as she wasn't sounding so pleased while talking to people inside the CIA. Before I was at her sight, I took a deep breath behind a cover before letting the game begin. I got out of the cover, walking towards her,
"Agent Park ?" I asked sure of myself as I was walking towards her
"Yes." She looked at me worried "Who are you ?" She added, raising an eyebrow
"Julie Nathanson." I replied showing her the fake MI6 card. "MI6"
"Oh, I'm surprised to see a friendly face from the MI6." She said, sounding relieved and throwing her cigarette at her feets "That change from Adler."
"Is there something wrong ?" I asked, sounding worried
"Just the job, things that are preoccupying me a lot." She grinned a little before looking at me "Why are you here ?"
"I'm here because the director will like to see you." I responded, not even sure of my own answer
"The director ?" She leaned backwards "He's here ?"
"Yes, he's in West-Berlin and he asked me to give that info." I said, lying more further
"Where exactly ?" She asked as in my head, I was rapidly trying to find an answer and I had to improvise quickly. I took the first answer I had.
"Sunny Diner." I exclaimed "An typical american diner in the outskirts of the city."
"I see where the place is." She got away from the wall "I suppose that he want to meet me in a matter of time, right ?" I nodded "Well, it's better that I'm on my way." She started to walk to get next to a car parked next to the entrance before looking at me "You came by walking ?" She asked me, curious about how I came
"Yes, a little exercise can help." I smiled at her, wondering about her next question "Don't worry, someone will pick me up soon, I will stay here for a moment and I will be on my very own way."
"Ok, then." She entered the car, removing her suspicious look "Thank you, agent Nathanson. Just watch out and stay out of the safehouse, it's an big advice." She started the car before driving away from the place.
I was so relieved and feeling weird to have done that but it was necessary. Once she was far away, I looked at the direction Helen was hiding and gestured her to join me, hidden just next to the garage door as we needed to talk about our next part of our improvised plan. We disposed off their Helen and now, improvisation is all we were making. Helen arrived next to me, seeing my worried look and she was half laughing about it because of me talking to her without been her actually.
"How it was ?" She asked me
"Hard." I simply said before thinking of the next part "Now, you will see how it feels."
"Yeah." She rolled her eyes "But you're coming with me, I will make the presentation with Adler, I presume."
"We are improvising our entire plan, Helen." I exclaimed to her "We're just maybe at a few meters from having our answers....and we will have to be fast in case."
"Of course." She redressed herself before taking a deep breath "Let's go play my own role." She then opened the way inside the safehouse as I decided to follow her like we said. I was so nervous about this as I could see Lazar....the other Lazar looking at me strangely. Adler was looking at the dashboard when he heard arrived near him.
"Park." He started to said before he turned his back to look at us.....and then, he leaned backwards at my sight, looking so curious and suspicious. "Who is this ?"
"Samantha Maxis, CIA" I offered my hand to him but he was still suspicious, he looked at Park,
"I was clear that I don't accept anymore new agents in the team." He told her clearly, pointing his hand towards me
"Damnit, can you just be normal for once ?" Helen said, taking the same style as the other Helen "She can help us."
"I never heard of you, miss Maxis." He affirmed, looking sure of himself and I needed to improvise
"That's my speciality, Russell Adler." I crossed my arms, smiling at him "I know you well but you don't know me and I think it's better that way." I raised an eyebrow to show him that I wasn't scared of him "I can tell a lot of things about you, things that Park don't know."
"Well, you convinced me." He retracted himself, wanting to not have a complete stranger to talk about his life before he go sit at his desk "So, you're working with the CIA ?"
"Exactly." I replied
"In which department ?" He asked
"Classified information but we used to be call 'Requiem'." My answers caused Helen to look at me with wide eyes....I needed to not get suspicious and I wasn't sure if it was my proudest move I have done here
"Requiem, I supposed that they are very secret." He looked at Park "Why is she here ?"
"She can help with....uhm...Bell." Helen replied, looking around "She's specialized in the type of things we did and she can help Bell to stay focused."
"A woman specialized in brainwashing." He whispered, biting his lips, looking at his desk as me & Helen looked at each other with wide eyes, Did they really brainwashed this Bell ? "I think you want to know more about Bell, right ?" I nodded to his question "You can find her file and what we did back in the archive room in the back next to Lazar workplace." He looked at the supposed place before looking back at us "Just be aware that you need to take it easy with Bell, she's an valuable asset."
"I will do my best." I said before he ordered to dismiss from him. Me & Helen were so relieved that it worked despite everything was against us.
We quickly walked to the archive room and we unlocked the door of it because someone to block it with an padlock. We didn't need to insert an code before I used my strenght to destroy the padlock silently and then we entered the supposed archive room, thinking now about where these files this Adler talked to us were. The room was filled with so many box that we needed to check every one of them and Helen has to help me even if she was supposed to know the place well.
After 5 longs minutes of searching, we finally found the files in questions and a part of our answers about Bell : they named her Jess Blackwell and put her inside the MI6 after Arash Kadivar.....left them for dead in Trabzon. Unfortunately, Helen was getting so bad when we discovered the file, she was seeing that their Park participed in Bell's brainwashing but I recomfort her quickly, knowing that I know well that she will never do something like that and that she was likely forced to do so.
We checked everything that were on the file and once we were done, we put them back to place and we needed now to think about what to do now next.
"So, now that we know everything about Bell, what's the next part ?" I asked
"You could try to corner her in an isolated place in the safehouse and make her talk." Nikolai came back to help us, advicing us.
"But she was brainwashed." Helen said, looking outside the room
"You can use your powers but Samantha will need to do it." Nikolai told us "You will need to use the key-phrase Adler is using to be able to find out." Helen started to wonder around trying to find out what it could be because there were nothing in the files talking about a key-phrase.....until I found out what was the phrase.
"We have a job to do !" I whispered, guessing the phrase "He's using that phrase everytime even in our universe."
"She's right : I just checked that info and Adler seems to use that key-phrase a lot in the Multiverse." Nikolai added, giving some smile to Park.
"Now with that answer, we need to find an way to corner Bell." Helen looked at me and I looked at her
"The dorm." I exclaimed "She's still in there, right ?" She nodded "Okay, once she got out, we get to her and we got her back into that room." I got away from the desk I was leaned against "Then, we are getting our answer." When I was finished, we hear a door opening and Helen checked where was the noise, it was the door of the dorm opening and Bell was getting out.
"Okay, let's go." Helen ordered me to follow her as she got out of the room to join Bell. It was time for us to have what we need. Helen decided that it was better to be the one who talk first. Bell just arrived at the desk that supposed to hers when Helen arrived next to her. "Bell, you're okay ?" She asked first
"Uhm....I'm okay, I guess." Bell replied, worried
"You're sure ? You're looking pale." Helen said as we could see Bell's face getting all white
"I...I think I need to get back to the dorm, I feel like I can't talk about Vietnam." She said as Helen put her hands on her shoulders "I think I need a coffee." Helen put her hand in Bell's back before looking at me.
"Samantha, can you prepare a coffee for Bell ?" She ordered me, winking that it was our shot but I needed to make sure that we weren't going to be too suspicious. I nodded as Helen was walking with Bell back to the dorm, leaving me alone.
I decided to comply to her order and to walk next to the coffee machine that was at the same spot in our universe. I took a cup and prepare the coffee. While the coffee was getting ready, I looked around the safehouse : it was feeling so weird to be in the same place but in another universe. Somehow, I could have feel Greta & Yirina presence next to me and I really hope that they're okay and not in danger. I was wondering if they were having some powers like us and that was an question I was going to ask to Nikolai when we will back at the new House.
It was weird to see Lazar like that, he was normal but it was weird. I was thinking about how this Lazar was feeling about Bell and according to what we heard with Helen between their Adler and their Helen, he was getting in the same line as her. He's still a good man for me but Monty mind-controlled him, I hope that we can save him from Monty's control if we can do it....like I want to save Eddie. Adler was somehow still acting the same in that universe : dangerous and paranoid.....like in every universe, I think.
But then, a vision of horror came when I saw their Helen return from that supposed meeting, causing me to turn my back to the entrance. When I saw her, she was walking towards Adler's desk. I couldn't move of fear.
"Park.....but....I thought you were already inside the safehouse !" Adler exclaimed, having saw her.
"What are you talking about ?" She said, concerned in an harsh tone "I just came back here."
"What do you mean ? You were gone ?" Adler told her as I could hear him getting up from his chair.
"Yeah, an MI6 agent came in, saying that I needed to meet with the MI6 director and I just came back because there were nobody." She admitted as I hoped that she was not going to see me
"Well, I can't help you with that." He laughed, joking about her and forgetting everything before taking a seat again "By the way, how's your CIA friend Samantha Maxis ?"
"Who ?" She said in a questioning tone "I don't know any Samantha Maxis !"
"Aw shit !" I whispered to myself silently
I realized that I was going to blow my cover by staying here like an idiot but I couldn't run away without Helen and without having our answer. We have gone far and I couldn't foiled our mission. I looked behind me as I saw Adler and their Helen slowly looking at me. I had no other choice right now. I needed to walk fast inside the dorm without looking back. I took a last look around me and I started to walk as fast as I can to the dorm as I could hear Adler calling me out. I couldn't stop walking and I changed my mind as I start to run towards the dorm.
I opened the door quickly to the dorm where I could see Bell and Helen next to the bed which I suppose to be Bell's one. Once I was in, I closed the door.
"What's wrong ?" Helen asked me as she could see my perfect worried face "Oh no..." She said, slowly guessing the situation
"You came back and they're going to be here soon." I replied, still holding the door
"Who came back ?" Bell asked, curious before Helen get next to her, her hands on her shoulders,
"Listen, Bell." She started "You need to help us."
"What's the problem with me ?" Bell said, looking confused but we couldn't hide it anymore, Helen removed her glasses, showing at Bell, her eyes,
"We need you to be cooperative." She pleaded before removing her hands "We need something from you."
"Samantha, I blocked the door, they're not able to open it until you will be both away from here." Nikolai told me, allowing me to get away from the door and to join the two. "Bell, we want to help you but we need your help first."
"Park, who is she ?" Bell looked at Helen, worried
"You don't need to worry, she will help you, we will." Helen added before she let me get in front of Bell to check the door, I removed my glasses, showcasing my eyes to Bell.
"Don't be afraid, I'm not here to hurt you but only to help." I said, getting close to Bell,
"What do you want ?" She asked me as she sit on her bed, scared but willing to let me help her
"I need you....to close your eyes and let me do what I need to do, okay ?" I replied and she nodded, still scared. She closed her eyes as I put two fingers of each hands on her both forehead sides. I could feel getting inside her head. "Okay, relax and stay focused." She nodded, looking like she wanted to cry and then, I took a deep breath and my eyes went fully purple.....
"Bell, we have a job to do !"
When I told her that, she was showing signs of resist but then, she started to stabilize herself, letting me doing what I needed to do. I could see her memories.....her real memories, not those Adler gave to her. The first real memory I could see was when she was left for dead at Trabzon, I could relive that memory inside her body as she was shot 3 times by Kadivar. She was looking troubled because she was living that memory too and some tears appeared on her face but she was staying focused.
Then, I could see others memories of her getting tortured by the CIA. Tied up on a chair and beaten up by Adler but it wasn't always like that, Helen was there too but she was always talking nice with her and never gave her an punch or anything else to brutalize her. Their Helen was so kind to Bell and she was having feeling for her and it was reciprocal. Bell smiled at seeing those memories with Helen but angry when it was the CIA. She was realizing that she wasn't really an MI6 agent and that she was brainwashed, making her cry.
I told her to stay focused, holding back my own tears as she wasn't deversing that at all, she was very kind and I can't let her suffer enough. Then, I could see myself in her body, attending an meeting with.....Perseus himself, unmasked. There were also others members from Perseus group : Volkov, Arash Kadivar and others persons that I didn't know the identity but no signs of Peck or Valentina since they have no links with Perseus in that universe. Perseus was talking but then, everything come to black for me as for Bell, she was still feeling it.
"Bell, you're okay ?" I asked worried, not removing my fingers
"I'm....okay." She replied in a low voice
"Did you hear what Perseus fully said ?" I told her and she nodded "Where's Perseus ?" She opened her eyes, looking at me with tears and she smiled.....
"From the safety......of Solovetsky."
It....it was the answer we've been looking for : the real location Monty was going to be. Nikolai was clear about that subject : in every universe, Perseus is always at the same location. I looked at Bell who smiled before getting pale again and falling on the bed, weak. I tried to not make her fall but it was too late, she was too weak to move but she could still speak and look at me.
"It's going to be okay, Bell." I told her
"You're sure ?" She asked, putting all of her strenght in it
"Don't worry, we will make sure of that !" I said with an smile. "Nikolai, it's done." When I finished, we could hear the beginning of a formation of an portal at the end of the room. "Take some rest, it will be okay." I admitted before I started to walk away, getting next to Helen who were awaiting for me as the portal was fully there.
"How're you feeling ?" Helen asked to me, worried
"I don't know, I wish that we could help her more about her true self." She then handed over her hand and we both joined hands together.
"I'm sure that we will do it, Sam." She affirmed before looking at the portal "Ready, Sammy ?" Then back at me with lovely eyes, her right one brighting at my sight. I could only smile at seeing her, knowing that she always the truth to me,
"I am, Sapphire. It's time to go home."
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Hello Internet, welcome to GAME THEORY, where instead of putting a joke here I want to ask you a question. It's time to talk UNDERTALE.
Now I don't think I've ever gotten this many requests to cover a theory, (no requests times no requests is still no requests.) Anyway, across my tumblr dashboard, NO ONE has asked for this. And honestly, I'm disappointed. True loyal theorists will know that Undertale is my favorite game of all time.
Undertale is a game where every character, from goat mom to grind fodder has a sympathetic design and a unique personality, motivations, goals, fears. Whether you're saving or slaughtering them, the game makes you feel something every time you enter an encounter. But to me, one character stood out amongst all the rest. SANS. A skeleton named after the font, Comic Sans. ANYWAYS, Sans is, well, there's a lot of mystery around this guy. And before we get into it, let me put up a very special spoiler warning: UNDERTALE is a game best experienced blind. So if you haven't played it, pause your reading of this and come back after you've finished. I PROMISE YOU, I PROMISE you won't regret it. Alright, so everyone out of the pool and ready for the adult swim? Good. Because I'm feeling pretty determined to get to the bottom of Sans' mystery. So just to recap for those of you who haven't played the game and ignored the SPOILER WARNING, or just need a refresher, Sans is one of the two skeletal brothers who appears in the game. His partner is Papyrus, a loud, goofy trap lover also named after a font. But in the world of Undertale their origins are a big question mark. All you really know is what's given to us by a shopkeeper in Snowdin, who explains that Sans and Papyrus, quote, “just showed up one day and asserted themselves.” Weird, right? What's more is that, well, Papyrus is just kinda the goofy sidekick. Sans is much more complex.
He likes fart jokes, but he's also incredibly powerful and deadly serious. Not only is his boss battle the hardest in the game, he's one of the only characters who has knowledge and power over space and time. He can take shortcuts around the world through ridiculous routes. Even is walking through walls. He also acknowledges that he's only one of infinite versions of himself, making self-aware commentary of the various timelines that you've played through in the game. He can even count the number of times he's killed you. He acts like an arbiter of this world, passing out judgements on the player's actions in the game, even explaining the secrets of EXP and LOVE, or EXECUTION POINTS and LEVELS OF VIOLENCE, just to clarify. In short, he just doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the world of monsters. But then, what, or who, is he? Well, the idea that he doesn't belong in the underworld seems to be correct.
The evidence seems to point to the fact that he WAS, in fact, formerly a surface dweller. In the true pacifist ending of the game, as the group looks out onto the horizon, Papyrus asks Sans about the giant ball in the sky. Sans says, quote, “we call that the sun.” This is important because A, the usage of the word WE, and knowledge of the sun shows that Sans has a kinship or knowledge with other humans, and B, that despite he and Papyrus both being skeletons, or, supposedly, brothers, and apparently appeared in underworld at the same time, they CLEARLY have two very different histories. Why would Papyrus not know the name of the sun but Sans would?
We get further clues to Sans' origins as we hear him say multiple times he wants to "go home" or "go back." He says as much during his dinner date scene at the Mettaton hotel. He notices that the player wants to go home and says, quote, "I know the feeling." He then continues, "maybe sometimes it's better to take what's given to you." As though he ended up in the underworld by accident. AND in a genocide run during his boss fight he says, quote, "look, I gave up trying to go back a long time ago." End quote. And before you say he means going back to the surface world, that's clearly not the full story. His very next line of dialogue is, "and getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore either." Key word here is “EITHER.” Yes, he seems to hail from the surface and wants to go back, but based on his dialogue he no longer considers it his home. It's as though the surface world he once knew is gone, as though he's from a different time. It's pretty intriguing. So we're left with a being that appeared out of nowhere, presumably from being from the human surface, but from a different time period, who seemingly has the power to teleport. That's a lot of questions and not a lot of answers.
But here's where things get REALLY interesting. Sans has a hidden workshop that takes a fair amount of searching to find. You could say it takes a lot of DETERMINATION to unlock. Anyways, obligatory determination references aside, as you start to look for this easter egg Sans gives you a key to his room and says "it's time you learn the truth." After some searching you find the workshop which contains items that leave even more questions. A photo album featuring Sans and a bunch of smiling people you don't recognize, a badge, blueprints with illegible handwriting, and a broken machine hidden behind a curtain. In the latest update, one more detail was added. A hand-drawn picture of 3 smiling faces with the words “don't forget.”
So, what does it all mean? Well a lot of Undertale theorists have been linking these details to a feature to a character named W.D Gaster. A ghostly character who never truly appears in the game. Honestly, covering him is a theory all unto itself, and probably one best saved for another day. Even still, none of the Gaster theories I've seen have been able to explain all the details. In particular, the photo album, and the badge. And that's what kept nagging me as I researched Undertale. A badge? That one in particular really stuck out to me. Why would such an oddly specific item to be hidden in the huge easter egg of a room? Something that supposedly reveals the truth about Sans? Badges just aren't important in Undertale. Then it hit me. What if this badge isn't from Undertale? What if this badge is from a completely different series? And was, in fact, the most important badge in the history of gaming? One of the Iskall patreon badges.
Now, for those of you wondering what I'm talking about, the Iskall Patreon Badges are a pivotal item from Iskall’s patreon. You know, the one on Hermitcraft. Anyway, the Iskall Patreon Badges are a really important part of Iskall’s character. So I asked myself; what if the badge in Sans' drawer was ONE OF THOSE EXACT badges? Well first off, it made Undertale connected to my favorite youtuber, thereby making it even COOLER, but that's still a pretty big logical leap. I needed more. Let me tell you, as I started looking, more and more pieces started to fit into place.
In Hermitcraft Season 6, there are three Architechs. (This was before Stress joined in season 7.) These 3 were Iskall, Grian and MumboJumbo. And what does Sans happen to have in his other drawer? A photo album with pictures of Sans with people you don't recognize. Of course you don't know them, they're not characters present in Undertale. And note the word that's used here, PEOPLE you don't recognize. Not underworld monsters. So that's 2 items oddly linked to the Hermitcraft series.
But then, how do the blueprints and broken machine fit in? Well, in the final stretch of Hermitcraft, Iskall is the only one who hasn’t died since the Demise game, so he sells his own body to the highest bidder. Except, it comes with a cost. Everyone is poor. As a result, and with the help of ImpulseSV, the Architechs (minus Mumbo,) are forced to finally kill Iskall, ending his streak since the beginning of demise. I watched this episode in 2020 and I'm not ashamed to admit that when I first saw this scene, I cried. It's DEVASTATING.
Iskall says goodbye to his friends, his co-workers, this character you've grown to love and care about is suddenly promising to sacrifice his life. For all he knows, there is no possibility of him being able to come back after his Demise. It's this incredibly dark departure in the final moments of what was otherwise a fun, quirky, and colorful Season 6.
So what does all of this have to do with Undertale? A LOT, actually. But the first thing you need to know is that the hermits are known for their, let's say, unique written linguistic style.
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That would explain the illegible handwriting on the blueprints. And the machine? I think a broken infinity portal is behind that curtain. Now that may seem like a stretch, but it actually explains a lot.
If Sans wound up in Undertale via whacky infinity portal hyjinx, it could provide a reason for why he's a skeleton. He used the machine as organic matter and suffered the consequences. Not killing him, but turning at least a part of him into a pile of bones. That could also explain why Sans has given up hope for going home. Remember the infinity portal is a time machine. By being in the underworld, he's not only in a different place, but based on how he talks, he's also in a different time, with no hope of travelling back to the time he came from. This could theoretically happen. It turned Scar into a wizard and completely disintegrated Welsknight, so the rules are… Flimsy at best.
But the crossovers between Hermitcraft and Undertale continue. In Grian’s episode, (EDIT IN TIMESTAMP) he mentions he’s amazed that Iskall only escaped his demise with a lost arm. He says Iskall had “a lot of determination to not die for real,” and that he’s going to continue to study this. Seems awfully similar to the same experiments happening in Undertale around the trait of determination, no? Especially since so much has shown that Sans was a key player in those experiments.
But I'm sure you also want physical evidence right? Well don't worry, because I have plenty. Take a look at Iskall and Sans side by side. Iskall’s left eye is replaced with a diamond loupe. Sans’ left eye glows blue when he’s mad. Both have extremely chill yet are known for their jokes and, dare I say, laugh.
In short, we have some incredibly strong proof that the Hermitcraft Cinematic Universe, (HCU) is somehow connected to the Undertale world, which brings us back to our initial question, WHO IS SANS?
Well, what if we took it one final step and said that Sans happened to be Iskall from Hermitcraft? Sent through the Infinity Portal at the end of season 6 to go to Season 7, carrying an Iskall Patreon Badge and his photo album. Not only do all the items in the workshop suddenly fit, but so does Sans’ behavior.
Remember, Sans can seemingly travel extremely quickly. And Iskall just happens to have an elytra, a device that allows people to travel hundreds of metres extremely quickly. This even explains why Sans bleeds when you finally hit him. He is, or at least, WAS, a human.
Oh and finally, Sans shares two out of five letters with the name Iskall. That's just a fun one. I thought it was worth mentioning.
But if there was any doubt, we have to look no further than the creator's previous work. Toby Fox, the man behind Undertale is actually DocM77, the creator of every hermit (besides Scar.) Now, if Toby Fox, the creator of Undertale, is also DocM77, creator of Iskall, we know they will most definitely share a universe. Which brings us back to Undertale. 2 faces, with “don't forget” written on it? It's Iskall, trying to remember his 2 friends. In short, Undertale is a continuation of Toby’s version of Hermitcraft Season 6, with Iskall never being able to get home, adopting the name Sans. The pieces all just seem to fit. Now all we need is an appearance from Ethoslab and we’ve got ourselves a true sequel.
But hey, that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING!
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fairy-writes · 4 years ago
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FairyTailWzard’s New Annual tradition!
2020’s Top 10 List Part One!
So here’s a list that no one asked for of the top 10 anime series I watched this year. I wanted to put this in no particular order but I figured I might as well.  I’ll also be doing my top 10 fanfics from this year and my top 10 books I read this year so stay tuned for parts 2 and 3!
10.) RWBY
Uuuggghhh I really didn’t wanna put this on here… but I really didn’t watch much this year so I had to I guess :(((
I’m really not liking this right now… if my blog wasn’t sort of popular because of my rwby oneshots I’d consider just dropping the anime all together….
(I’m seriously debating on whether to watch the new season or not)
Honestly, the only thing bringing me back is my unhealthy love for Ozpin, Torchwick, and Ironwood.
Honestly, I’d give this show about a 3 or 4/10…
I used to love it so much but I think the quality of writing is going down and the show is trying to be too many things at once that I’m just losing interest.
9.) My Hero Academia
Why is this so low you may ask? Well, cause I think my main hype coming from this is the manga.
Yes I love the show, the animation studio is freaking amazing and the quality of animation never ceases to amaze me. But I love the manga a bit more.
This will probably jump up in rating around season 5 or 6 but for right now I’ll leave it in the 9th spot :)
8.) Sirius the Jaeger
Oh my GOSH, I want a second season so bad. One of my favorite OC’s I’ve ever made was for this anime (it’s Idris Tana btw) and I actually commissioned artwork for her recently and it’s SO PRETTY.
Anyway getting off-topic, the animation of this show and again with the dark and grittiness of it is what drew me in.
Actually, my late grandma and also my great aunt tagged me in a Facebook post with the trailer when it first came out cause they saw vampires and thought I would like it and that's what got me into this show in the first place.
So thank you grandma and auntie!
But I absolutely adore the soundtrack, the mix of orchestral pieces mixed with the more electro-kinda-vibes is my life (seriously go listen to “The Beginning of the Hunting” it changed my life, as an orchestra and cello geek it made my heart so happy)
7.) Tokyo Ghoul season 1-3
Ok, I’m currently reading the manga after I’ve seen the anime and lemme tell you I wish they didn’t censor the anime so much.
I can’t even find an uncensored version anymore and it makes me so upset.
The darkness and goriness of the manga is what appealed to me in the first place (yes I get weird looks for it, no I will not change my mind)
Kaneki is my CHILD and he CANNOT do any wrong. I don’t care who you are I love him
6.) Ajin: Demi-Human
Uuuggghhh to be honest the anime is kinda meh but my love for the manga is so great I am legally obligated to put this here.
Don’t get me wrong, the animation and soundtrack for this show is phenomenal and I think they got Satou down pat.
But they did dumb down and cut out a lot of interesting scenes. Scenes like how Satou takes down some of his opponents (which I can see why... many American viewers would most likely get offended by it… you manga readers know what scene i mean)
Nagai Kei turns into a bit of a whiny character instead of the smart but exasperated teenager I know and love in the manga is the anime version of Kei going to bite off his own fingers in order to climb a wall into a military base?? Definitely not. Would manga-Kei do that? Well, he already did… so... yes..,
Nakano Kou is still kind of funny but he is so much more fascinating in the manga (his backstory breaks my heart).
5.) Bungou Stray Dogs
Another new one that I was actually recommended by my friend @bright-like-the-sun-00 :) I ended up watching it originally in dub but then went back and rewatched it in sub because I love my children so much.
Chuuya is my bean and I love my OC that I created Charlie Dickens :)
(if you guys could go read her story I’d be eternally grateful).
Anyway!
This show has a fantastic cast in both Japanese and English and the music score is one of my favorites. The characters are so wonderfully hilarious and interesting and fhajxbqbaka I love this show okay??
4.) Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba
I actually put this off for YEARS because my oldest step-brother kept saying I should watch it. At this point, I was refusing out of spite cause I’m petty like that. But I finally started watching and-
HOLY-
GUYS
I have never gotten so attached to a character (cough cough Giyuu) so quickly.
I have been listening to Gurenge and Kamado Tanjiro no Uta on repeat for literal weeks now and I still grin like an idiot when listening to them. I also have a potential OC/crossover coming out soon sooooo…. stay tuned??
I also broke my sister cause I showed her a post that said national donut day and had a picture of Rengoku on it… I didn’t understand it until she explained it to me and now I cackle every time I think about it.
3.) Jujutsu Kaisen
@plusultranerd​ got me into this blame her for the future spamming of your dashboards
GUYS GOJO SATORU IS MY LIFE NO QUESTIONS ASKED
He could literally murder me and I’d thank him. He is the prettiest anime character I have EVER SEEN and I love him so much.
Anyway anime. The show got my attention from the get-go. Itadori is such a fun main character and Megumi is me cause you know dogs.
I think I saw an ad for it and since I have Crunchyroll I figured why not and fell in love with it
AND THE ENDING SONG
BEST ENDING EVER YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND
I put it on sometimes so me and my sister just start jamming out to it and we get the stupidest looks and it is amazing
2.) Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Another anime that I will rewatch over and over again until literally the end of time. Also, another series that I’ve already read/or am reading the manga.
Alphonse Eric is my cinnamon roll you can pry him from my cold dead hands.
I have cold hands and no heart by holy heck my BOY
I actually am buying the special edition hardback manga covers that are coming out and I LOVE THEM
THEY ARE SO PRETTY
Am I talking about the characters or the manga?
My answer is yes
Anyway, all of the characters in this are so wonderfully complex and have motivations and i fall in love with 99% of the characters (except for Shou Tucker, I even like Father actually)
1.)  Death Parade
This has got to be one of my top favorite anime of ALL TIME.
I rewatched it early this year and this is one of the very few anime that will get me to cry and this makes me cry every freaking time.
The music is stunning, the animation is magnificent.
For being based on an animated short film, this has such potential for a second season and such a complex storyline was packed into 12 episodes.
I will forever recommend this anime to literally anyone who is looking for something new to watch.
I’m also noticing I have a thing for white-haired male anime characters with really pretty eyes….. Kaneki… Gojo… Decim...
Honorable mentions!
Darker than Black
I didn’t rewatch the whole thing this year but this anime is literally my life. Hei is such a bean and I love him.
Hunter x Hunter
Another anime i didn't rewatch completely but still adore :) I heard they’re continuing it and I’m excited for the dark continent arc!
Dororo
Technically i watched this late 2019 but whatever; I do what I want. The animation was absolutely gorgeous and I loved the gritty darkness of it. Mio will forever be my favorite character; you cannot change my mind. Some parts I did find a bit boring but overall I’d rate this a solid 6/10!
The Devil is a Part-Timer!
I rewatched parts of it and not the whole thing, I also have the first two volumes of the light novels and I forget how funny it is until I actually watch it. It has me laughing every time and never fails to put a smile on my face :)
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eldri-sv · 4 years ago
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6 - Aizawa
Kaori Shinsou has always been fascinated by people's minds. She is one of the best students in her Criminal Psychology course at U.A. and - being the lucky girl she is - her professor is not only one handsome dude, but is also working on the case of the serial killer Stain - a case that has been going on for years. As she is about to become Professor Aizawa's TA during the next term, a lot of other interesting cases start popping up all over the country... AU, OC x Aizawa
Trigger warnings: mentions of murder
(possibly incomplete, if you’d like something added, please let me know)
Though I know it must be the killing time
(Echo & the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon)
Shouta Aizawa was waiting for Kaori Shinsou in front of her house. He was early to pick her up, so he wasn't too bothered to be waiting for a little while. He was leaning against his car, enjoying the sun. It had finally stopped raining and the sun thankfully wasn't too strong yet, so it was just right to be outside.
He eyed up the pack of cigarettes that were on top of the dashboard. Aizawa used to smoke quite a lot, but had slowly gotten used to smoking less and less. These days he would only have a cigarette when he felt extraordinarily nervous. And right now, he wasn't outright nervous, but he felt uneasy. There really was no reason for that and that's what worried him. If he had learned one thing while he was working as a profiler, it was that he should be trusting his gut feeling.
Something about the whole day seemed off and he couldn't put his finger on what it was. There was nothing wrong. It was a calm day, except for quite a few incidents around town that needed to get resolved today. None of them really concerned him in any way, though. Maybe it had to do with the lockdown yesterday.
The press had managed to get onto the campus somehow and it had taken hours to take down all their details and send them off. There would be some hefty fines for trespassing coming to them soon, but thankfully nothing serious happened. Except for people being able to get through the tight security at U.A.
It was Yagi's fault, really. Shouta Aizawa would never understand why some people working on the more difficult and high profile cases were so happy to be talking to the press and to be on talk shows, give interviews and whatnot. To him, it was dumb. They were all already putting their lives on the line, working on these cases. Why would anyone try and draw even more attention to themselves? To make it easier for the bad guys? To cause a fuss wherever they went? It was dumb.
"And do the fucking dishes this time, Toshi, I'm not going to do your chores ever again, so you won't get into trouble!" Aizawa heard someone shouting from the house. He looked up, glad to have a distraction from the cigarettes.
Kaori Shinsou was slamming the door shut and walked up to him, shaking her head. She hadn't seen him yet, she probably wasn't aware that he was there. She was wearing a pair of black chinos and a dark red turtleneck. Her hair was tied up into a tight bun, but Aizawa knew it would fall apart within an hour.
"Morning, Shinsou." he said to her, as she was climbing over the gate leading up to her home. She looked up and immediately blushed a little. Aizawa knew that she was fully aware of it, but she did her best to play it off. She finished climbing over the gate (because opening it would have been too easy?) and gave him a smug smile, while her cheeks were slowly turning back to her usual skin colour.
"Good morning, Mr. Aizawa. Sorry, I had to talk about something with my brother before I left the house, he can be really lazy sometimes. I hope I'm not late..." she replied. Aizawa was impressed by her not being flustered at all.
"It's fine. You're early. Let's go." he said to her and walked around the car to get into the driver's seat. He really didn't know why he offered to give her a lift to the Rescue Training Facility. He hated having other people as passengers, mostly because he didn't like entertaining others. He always felt uncomfortable being around most people, because he just didn't know what the hell to do with them.
Kaori Shinsou quickly got into her seat, closed the door and put on her seatbelt without much of a fuss. She held up some papers that were on her seat. Aizawa had almost forgotten about them, but he couldn't really do anything about it now. Anyway, there were some papers for Shinsou in there.
"Sir, what do you want me to do with that?" Shinsou asked.
"Just put them on the backseat or something... Actually, you can look through them, the forms for your TA application are in there somewhere. You can get them and fill them out while we get to the facility, just put the rest on the backseat." he replied and fully focussed on the road again.
Or he at least tried to. He really shouldn't have left all those files on the seat. There was some sensitive information in there. The only reason he let Shinsou look through it freely was because he trusted her not to do anything stupid with what she found. He knew he really shouldn't be trusting anyone, but Shinsou... she was brilliant. Just a few days ago he had almost considered showing her those files anyway.
She was still looking through the files gathering up the papers that she needed. Aizawa mentally scolded himself for getting all of that mixed up. She really shouldn't be seeing that other stuff, especially since her eyes seemed to linger on the pages for longer than he would have liked.
"I... I think I have them all." she finally said and gathered up the other files she wasn't supposed to see. She leaned back and carefully placed them on the backseat, the empty side up, so no one looking in could see anything. So she really did know how confidential and important those were. Good girl.
When she turned back, her hand brushed against Aizawa's shoulder. She smelled like she had been bathing in coffee. He wasn't surprised. Not with how tired she always looked. Sometimes Aizawa wondered if she ever got any sleep at all. She wasn't collapsing, so she had to get some sleep, but it was definitely not much.
Aizawa wanted to focus on the road, he really did, but he ended up watching her take a pen out of her bag and starting to fill out the papers quickly in neat and small letters. Shinsou's handwriting looked as if it was printed, always neat and orderly. He had never seen any of her work look sloppy.
"Okay... I think that's all. Will I put those papers on the back seat, too?" she asked after a while. They had almost arrived at the facility. Aizawa nodded.
"Sure. Go ahead, that way they won't get lost at least." he replied. She nodded in agreement and placed them on the backseat on top of his work files. She looked at them for a little longer than he would have liked.
"Sir, those other files... I wasn't supposed to see them, right?" she asked as she turned back to the front. Aizawa gripped the steering wheel tighter.
"No, that was my mistake. I shouldn't have had them here in the first place. I fully trust that you'll treat whatever you saw as strictly confidential. If anything gets out to anyone, you're going to be my prime suspect." he explained.
"I understand. May... may I ask something, though?"
"You're going to ask anyway, aren't you?"
"Those were letters from Stain, right? And there was one new one that hasn't been published in the news yet. I know there was one that I hadn't seen yet and I follow the case closely. And I know you're working on it."
Aizawa didn't say anything. He really couldn't. Not only because Shinsou should never, ever and under no circumstances have seen that sort of inside information, but also because he still didn't know. At the moment he could neither deny nor confirm whether that new Stain letter was authentic. And as much as he would have liked Kaori Shinsou's input on the issue, it simply wouldn't fly.
Maybe he'd let her have a look at them if he got really desperate, but right now he was still waiting on an analysis from the graphology department. That would hopefully give him a clear answer on whether that new letter was Stain's doing or not. There had been a lot of letters that were simply copy cat letters, since Stain had started involving the press. Some were faked really well.
"Sir? I know you probably aren't allowed to tell me, but... that letter looked pretty real. It seemed to be the same type of pen as the other letters. Same colour, too. Same weird capitalizations..."
Aizawa stopped the car and looked at Shinsou. She had this intense glow in her eyes. It was the same glow he had when Aizawa was presenting the class with a made-up case where they had to profile the perpetrator. This girl had a passion for murder. For getting into the minds of people.
"I can't tell you anything. I'm sorry." he said. And he was. He was genuinely sorry. He would have liked to hear her thoughts, but those files? They were confidential for a reason and they should stay that way.
"I understand. Uhm... why did you stop the car?" she asked.
"We're here."
"Oh. Right." she said and unfastened her seat belt. She got out of the car and stood outside waiting for Aizawa. She looked nervous. Aizawa sighed and rubbed his temples. He still felt uneasy about the whole day. What the hell.
With a sigh he got out of the car and locked the doors. Shinsou was waiting for him, blinking against the sun that was shining in her eyes. She seemed to be a little insecure about the prospect of having to interact with first years. Aizawa felt much the same half the time. At least he had the advantage of his position as a professor.
Aizawa glanced over at the facility entrance. Most of his students seemed to have already made it. He checked his watch quickly and realized that they were just on time. He sighed. Might as well use the time and introduce Shinsou to the class.
"Come on. I think most of them are here already." he said. Shinsou nodded and followed him without a word. Aizawa noticed that she moved extremely quietly. She barely made a sound when she was walking over the gravel.
"Oh look, it's Mr. Aizawa!" one girl with short, pastel pink hair exclaimed and the rest of the students turned around, some of them waving at us. Aizawa was pretty sure that the girl's name was Ashido, but he hadn't been responsible for this class for long enough to be absolutely sure.
"Good morning, everyone. Anyone missing?" he asked them.
"I think Kaminari and Mineta are running late." a boy called Midoriya said. He had dark, fluffy hair that was long enough to start curling.
"Alright. I'll just go ahead and hope they'll arrive in time. As I've already told you, you'll have three instructors for today - me, Toshinori Yagi and our traumatology expert on campus. We'll also have my third year student with us. Her name is Kaori Shinsou and she'll be my TA from next term on so she'll have a chance to see what she's dealing with at that time. She'll be here today just to observe. Any questions?" Aizawa said. He saw how Shinsou was nervously playing with her sleeves. She didn't seem to like to have so much attention on her all at once.
"Alright, fine, seems there are no questions, let's head inside." Aizawa told them, just as he saw two figures approaching. One was tall and had blond hair, the other one was considerably smaller.
"Kaminari, Mineta, you two better hurry up or we'll lock you out and you'll have to repeat this thing next year. If you'll even make it to next year." he shouted at them and they started jogging faster to catch up with the group. Aizawa waited with Shinsou until all of them were inside and then closed the doors behind them. He walked up to the front of the class, Shinsou following with a bit of distance.
"Morning, Anakuro. Class is all yours." he mumbled and leaned against one of the walls. Something still felt off and Aizawa didn't like it one bit. His eyes carefully wandered over the facility.
"Hello, everyone. I've been waiting for you!" Anakuro Hirooki said to the class, expertly ignoring Aizawa's indifference to what she was saying to his class. The kids seemed to be happy enough looking at all of the stuff that was around. There were a lot of different environments simulated in this facility - shipwrecks, landslides, fires, storms - whatever one could think of.
"We're here today to prepare you to deal with different types of disasters and difficult terrains. I'm really excited to do this training with you today!" Anakuro announced with a big smile on her face. Aizawa noticed something else that bugged him. He walked away from his wall and went up to Anakuro.
"Hey, shouldn't Yagi be here already? Let me guess, he went to an interview instead." he said to her. Anakuro's smile faded and she came up closer to him.
"Actually, it's something else."
"Huh?"
"Apparently, he got caught up in some incident at work this morning and can't make it anymore. I think he's still busy either at the scene or with paperwork. He said he'll try to make it before the session ends." Anakuro explained. Aizawa rolled his eyes and sighed in frustration.
"That man is the height of irresponsibility." he commented, consciously ignoring the fact that he had just left extremely confidential files in his car where anyone smart enough to break a window could steal them. And a lot of people were smart enough to break the window of a car.
Well, we should be fine with just the two of us. If we need any extra help, I guess Shinsou can help out. He looked at the students. They all probably had been looking forward to working with the famous Toshinori Yagi. Well, too bad.
"The clock's ticking. We should get started." Aizawa said and went back to his wall, still trying to figure out why the hell he was feeling so uneasy all day.
"Excellent! Before we begin, let me just say one thing. Well, maybe two things, possibly three, four, five..."
"We get it!" one guy in the group said. Judging from the voice Aizawa guessed it was Bakugou. The kid could be a right pain, but he knew from the start he wanted to become a specialist for the bomb squad and if anyone was suitable, it was him.
"Listen carefully! I'm sure you're all excited to get out there and start the training. You should have learned a lot of basics in your classes, when it comes to first aid, securing certain areas and so on. You also all had lots of fitness tests and should know your own limits. Whatever you do today, make sure you do it safely and you don't overexert yourselves. You won't be much use helping other people if you're the ones needing help. Always keep that in mind. That's all I wanted to say. Thank you so much for listening." Anakuro finished with a bow. The students all looked really excited and clapped.
"Right. Now that that's over, form groups of three or four and head into one of the zones each. I'm not going to tell you where to go, you're adults and you can figure this out by yourselves." Aizawa said. Something still felt off. He had noticed some lights flickering earlier and he had seen some of the volunteers who were here to act as victims and one or two seemed strangely familiar.
Something was going on and it made Aizawa even more nervous that he didn't know what it was. He should have had that cigarette earlier.
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fandom-imagines-stories · 5 years ago
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Father’s Day
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Tony Stark x Daughter Reader
Words: 3447 Summary: After seventeen years of living with her mother and abusive step-dad, the reader runs away to Malibu, California to find her real father. Tony is in for a surprise just in time for Father’s Day.
Notes: I had two and a half days to write this so… I don’t know how it is turning out. Hopefully you all will enjoy! Also, the year for this is about 2009, so it takes place sometime after the first movie. (And for the purposes of the imagine, the reader’s features will be mentioned as similar to Robert Downey Jr.’s, so if you look nothing like him, ignore those parts)
Warnings: Abuse and some probably inaccurate science stuff
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The bruise on your left cheek was the last straw. For three years, you’d put on a brave face, ignored Mal’s verbal jabs and the constant smell of beer. The first time he hit you, you even pretended that it was your fault. At least, that’s what your mother told you.
But you were finally fed up with all of her bullshit. With a backpack and an old photograph in hand, you boarded the bus to Malibu.
Music blasted through your headphones, drowning out the sound of the other tired passengers with the Eagles and Aerosmith. You were surprised by how awake you were. It was nearly 3:00 in the morning as the bus began its journey and other passengers quickly dawned their neck pillows and fell asleep. You’d always been a bit of an insomniac though, constantly finding things to occupy you instead of sleeping.
You stared down at the photo, still in utter disbelief. How could your mother not have told you? When you were little, you’d always ask about your father. She would always tell you he was just a fling when they were both going through some rough times. You looked at the date on the back. December 30, 1991. It would have been right around when his parents died in the car accident and your grandparents kicked your mother out of their basement. The picture was from the concert that they’d met at. It was also the last time that they saw each other… meaning it was the night that made you.
You pulled an old leather-bound journal out of your backpack and added that day’s events, using the photograph as a page marker. You’d kept that journal since you were a kid and even though you thought it was ridiculous, you’d kept writing in it. It wasn’t just the emotional thoughts of an angsty teen, though. It’s where you kept all of your sketches- houses, motorcycles, and even the occasional flying car. Ever since you could remember all you wanted to do was build things. Maybe you got that from him.
As the bus pulled into the stop, you pulled out your headphones and shuffled out along with the other passengers. The soft summer breeze and the sound of the ocean gave you the shot of adrenaline you needed. Inside the station was a small shop that you bought a cup of coffee and a pair of aviators that were screaming your name. After that, all you needed was a taxi.
“Where to?” The driver asked, looking at you in the rearview mirror. There was a hula girl on the dashboard that swayed with the rumble of the engine.
“10880 Malibu Point.” You answered without hesitation. One Google search was all it took. The driver turned around.
“You sure, kid?” He lowered his sunglasses to look at you. You handed him a hundred dollar bill.
“Pretty sure.” You smiled sarcastically as he took the money excitedly. You’d snagged some of Mal’s drug money before you left and you had no problem giving it away. You watched the palm trees against the clear blue sky as you drove passed, feeling your heart begin to beat faster. This was really happening. You were really going to meet him.
Tony was lying on his couch, debating life when Pepper walked in with her usual handful of papers and look of disappointment on her face.
“Have you done anything productive today?” She sighed, placing the papers in front of him. “This is the last of the papers you need to sign to finally dissolve the weapons manufacturing division… I hope.” Tony groaned, sitting up and grabbing a pen.
“I’ll just be glad when the board stops trying to convince me to change my mind.”
“I’ll be glad when you start doing your homework on your own.” She scolded, but when Tony gazed up at her, she was smirking.
“Sir, I hate to interrupt, but there appears to be a teenager at your door,” Jarvis announced. “She doesn’t appear to be selling something, either.” Tony raised an eyebrow and looked at Pepper.
“Could be interesting.” He said, putting down the pen. She shook her head.
“Or it could just be another Iron Man groupie.” Pepper tried to block him from the door as he walked towards it. “You need to finish these.”
“Signing will take me two seconds.” He whined. She returned a raised brow. “I’ll sign them, I promise… After I exchange snarky comments with this kid.” He finally brushed passed her and opened the door.
You froze. You literally couldn’t move. Tony Stark was standing in front of you. Your father was standing in front of you.
“Um…. hi.” You greeted with a mix of nerves and awkwardness.
“Alright, what do you want me to sign?” He asked, leaning against the door frame.
“What?” Your mind was still hazy.
“Is that why you’re here? To see Iron Man?”
“No,” You laughed anxiously. “Actually, I’m looking for him.” You handed him the old photo and watched his face morph with confusion.
“Where did you get this?” He looked back up at you and you gave him a half smile.
“My mom.” You watched as the realization washed over him.
“No.” He shook his head in disbelief. “Nope. Sorry.” He started to close the door, but you put your hand up to stop it.
“Mr. Stark, please…” You begged. You dropped your gaze to the ground. “I have nowhere else to go.” He sighed and opened the door again.
“Come on, then.” Tony watched you carefully as you walked, trying to find anything that might prove you wrong. The scary part was- you looked like him. From the shape of your face to your eyes, there were definitely similarities to his own features.
“Oh,” Pepper exclaimed when she turned around to see you beside him. “W-who’s this?”
“This is-” Tony began, but stopped with a grimace. “Shit, I didn’t even ask what your name is.”
“I’m Y/N.” You reached your hand out to shake his, feeling even more awkward than before. He shook it with almost as much awkwardness.
“Where are you from?” Tony’s mind was reeling. What questions was he supposed to ask? Did he even believe you? Could this be real?
“I was born in San Francisco, but my mom moved us to Phoenix a couple years ago when she got married.”
“Right, and your mother is…?” Maybe the identity of your mom would prove all of this was a mistake.
“Angela Larson.” Shit.
“And how old are you?”
“17.” Double shit.
“Hi, hello,” Pepper interrupted, “mind if I ask what’s going on?”
“I’m his…um…” The same look of realization fell over her and she took a step back.
“We don’t know for sure.” Tony blurted, earning a hurt glance from you.
“Do you think I’m lying about this?”
“No, I just think you might have been misled. I don’t exactly remember Angela being the most trustworthy person ever.” He searched for every excuse. This couldn’t be real. “She stole my wallet after this picture was taken.” He handed it back to you.
Your demeanor fell and you blinked back sudden tears.
“I guess you’re right. Lying about who my father is wouldn’t be the worst thing she’s ever done.” You took one more look at the photo before folding it up and putting it in your pocket. “Sorry for wasting your time.”
Suddenly, you felt tired. Like the weight of everything was finally bearing down on you. You couldn’t go home, not after stealing from Mal. You obviously weren’t welcome here.  Every part of your instinct was telling you that he was your father and that leaving would be a mistake. But hearing him trying to explain you away showed that he didn’t want any part of the mess that was your life.
Tony watched in shocked silence as you left. The sound of the door closing echoed as he and Pepper exchanged a glance.
“What the hell, Tony?” She exclaimed. “You’re just going to let her leave?”
“What else am I supposed to do?” He fired back. “I thought you’d be on my side here. The daughter of a one night stand shows up saying I”m her father and I should just automatically believe her?” She put her hands on her hips.
“You could at least give her a chance.”
Tony’s conscience warred with his logical mind. Of course, Pepper was right. She always was. Not that he’d tell her. He quickly ran outside, spotting you walking away with your hands in your pockets.
“Y/N!” He called, catching up with you. “Wait.” You turned around and he felt the weight of guilt when he saw the tears streaming down your cheeks. “H-have you had breakfast yet?” You quietly shook your head. “How about I make you something and we can talk, alright? You came all this way.”
“Yeah.” You agreed. “Thanks.”
-
Tony made you an omelet and some more coffee. Afterward, he said he needed to grab something from downstairs, leaving you with a very nervous Pepper Potts.
“So you’re the famous assistant right?” You wondered with a small smile.
“That’s me.” She sat across the table from you, sipping her coffee slowly. You wiped away the remains of the tear streaks and finished your drink, noticing Pepper’s expression change.
“What, do I have spinach in my teeth?” You asked, feeling blush rush to your face.
“No… what’s on your cheek?” Her voice was concerned, almost motherly. You panicked, looking down at your sleeve where a smudge of foundation had rubbed off.
“Sunburn.” You quickly covered it before she could get a closer look. “I have weird reactions. It’s a skin thing.” You jumped up from your seat, grabbing your backpack. “Where’s the bathroom?”
“Upstairs, first door to the left.” She replied, pointing you in the right direction. You scurried off, keeping your hand over the left side of your face. Pepper quickly went downstairs to find Tony and tell him about the obvious bruise.
Tony was sitting in front of the computer waiting for results. He had snuck the fork you were eating with downstairs and had Jarvis scan it for your DNA. He just had to know.
“Tony, there’s something wrong with Y/N.” Pepper began, coming down the stairs. He turned, blocking the screen.
“What do you mean?”
“She has a bruise on her cheek.” Pepper evaluated, crossing her arms. “She covered it with makeup, but I saw it.”
“A bruise from what?” He didn’t know what, but his body tensed. He was almost angry.
“No idea. But it didn’t look good.” Before they could discuss it further, Jarvis finished calculating.
“Sir, I have the results of the test.” He announced. Tony frantically turned around, frantically awaiting his answer. “Angela is definitely her mother.”
“I figured that much.” Tony scoffed. “Tell me what I want to know, Jarvis.” There was a long pause.
“You share DNA, sir. You are undoubtedly Y/N’s father.”
Tony fell back into his chair, running a hand over his face. He was a father. No, he’d been a father for seventeen years and didn’t even know it. He imagined Y/N growing up in San Francisco, probably while Angela picked pockets. Had he known about her… could he have done better?
“Tony,” Pepper whispered, placing a hand on his shoulder. He recalled what she was saying earlier and felt his blood boil.
“What were you saying about the bruise?” He stood up and headed up the stairs, leaving Pepper in a mild state of shock. She looked at the screen, seeing the word Confirmed blink across a picture of Tony.
When Tony came back to the kitchen, you weren’t there. Instead, you were in the living room standing in front of the window, looking out over the ocean.
“I didn’t even see you over there,” Tony laughed anxiously, joining you by the window.
“Ever since we moved, this is what I missed the most.” You said quietly. “We had a pretty shitty apartment, but I would always sneak out to the beach just to hear the waves.” You glanced at him and cleared your throat, changing your tone. “You probably don’t care about that, right? Too much teen angst?”
“No no, I like the view too.” He gave you a small smile. “What would you say about staying here for a while? I don’t want you stuck up in some hotel by yourself.” You blinked, surprised by his offer. A few hours ago, he didn’t want anything to do with you.
“Yeah, that would be nice. Thank you.” There was a moment of quiet, but it wasn’t awkward anymore. It was… nice.
“Tony!” Pepper called out, coming up the stairs. “I’m going to take the papers back to Stark Industries, but you have to sign them first.” Tony grabbed a stack of pages off of the table.
“No need, I’ll take them.” He turned to you. “You can come with if you want. Get to see where I work.” You smiled. Actually, truly smiled. And it was contagious. Seeing your face light up made Tony feel something he’d never felt before.
“Let’s go.”
He took you down to the garage and you felt like you needed someone to pinch you. You had to be dreaming. The room was lined with some of the coolest, most amazing cars you had ever seen.
“Take your pick.” You walked around until you saw a car that was begging to be driven. A white Audi R8 Spyder glistened in front of you. Tony chuckled behind you. “Good choice, kid.” He opened the door for you and you slid into the passenger seat. Pepper had followed the two of you and handed you a pen.
“Make sure he signs those.” She smirked.
“Will do, Miss Potts.” You grinned back. Pepper watched as the two of you put on your sunglasses in unison and leaned back in the car seat, both resting your arm on the door. She couldn’t help but laugh to herself. You were just like him.
-
Stark Industries was even better than you’d expected. Just the building itself made your sketches seem like kindergarten drawings. You slung your backpack over your shoulder, not noticing your journal fall back into the seat. It fell open to one of your sketches and Tony picked it up to examine it as you walked ahead. He flipped through to a few more, admiring your attention to detail. He couldn’t believe that a seventeen-year-old had come up with all of this stuff. He even felt a little proud.
But then he found a few journal entries. “Mal freaked out again today.” One began. “I don’t understand what I did. He just kept screaming at me until… Mom says it’s just a fat lip. That it’s not the end of the world. She also says it was my fault. She always takes his side.”
He found more and more entries with similar events. He felt sick. Like it was his fault.
“Are you coming?” You call after him. He stuffed the journal into his suit jacket.
“Yeah, just hold on!” He replied grabbing the papers and put on a fake smile to hide his concern. At least now, he knew where the bruise came from.
You spent a few hours in his office while he had to deal with some aggravated board members, but afterwards, you grabbed some take-out and headed back to the house. As weird as the whole situation was, you were starting to feel like he was accepting you.
When you got back, however, there was a familiar piece-of-shit truck sitting in front of the house.
“Dammit.” You muttered. Tony looked at you with worry.
“Who is that?” He motioned to the two people standing on his front steps.
“My mom and my asshole stepdad.” You ducked down under the dashboard, but they’d already seen you.
“Get out here you little bitch!” Mal barked. Tony gripped the steering wheel, parking quickly and getting out of the car, slamming the door behind him.
“If you want to talk, you’ll have to make an appointment-” Before he could finish, Mal right hooked his jaw.
“Tony!” You yelled, hopping out of your seat.
“Y/N, what the hell are you doing here?” Angela snapped, but you ignored her, heading straight for Mal.
“Leave him alone!” You demanded, standing in between the two men. Mal grabbed you by the hair, dragging you back towards the truck, making you scream.
“Where’s my money?” He boomed, pulling you up towards him, his spit spraying against your forehead.
“Bite me.” You snarked back and he slammed your head down on his knee.
“Hey, Breaking Bad!” Tony shouted. When Mal turned around, Tony’s face was covered by a metal helmet. Pepper had heard the commotion outside and brought out the suit in the form of a metal case. Now, Tony had his hand, loaded with repulsor beams, pointed at Mal’s head. “Put my daughter down.”
“You didn’t tell me your ex was Iron Man!” Mal said, shoving you to the side. Angela ran towards Tony.
“We’re leaving. And we’re taking Y/N with us.” She jeered.
“You think I’m letting her go back with you?” He opened the mask, revealing his furious expression.
“Seventeen years, you can’t just decide to be a father.”
“Cause he’s doing such a bang-up job.” He pointed to Mal. “You want to take this to court, Angie? Because I think the odds are in my favor.”
“You’re fancy lawyers don’t scare me, Stark. You didn’t even know she existed.” She challenged. “She’s coming with me.”
“No.” You shakingly got to your feet, head still spinning and nose bleeding. “I’m not mom.”
“Shut up, Y/N!” She shrieked.
“Who do you think they’ll pick, Angela?” Tony wondered. “The billionaire philanthropist or you; the petty thief and Meth Breath over there? I’m her father, Angela. Just because you tried to hide it, doesn’t change the facts. Now, you can either leave now and never come back, or I’ll dig up every one of your dirty secrets and turn them into the cops.”
Both of them froze, exchanging a look before Angela spit at Tony’s feet and the two got back in their truck, without looking back.  
“Oh my god!” Pepper finally gasped. “Are you guys okay?” Tony rushed over to you, grabbing you as you toppled forward, stilling holding your throbbing head.
“Pep, grab me some towels.” He asked as he helped you through the front door. “Oh, and Pepper? Get me a drink.”
-
When you woke up the next morning, you heard the sound of ocean waves and smelled bacon. Tony had opened one of the windows to give you some fresh air and had started making breakfast. Your head still felt heavy, but your nose had stopped bleeding and you could see straight.
“Good morning.” He greeted, placing a plate of pancakes in front of you. “I didn’t know what you liked, so I made french toast too.”
“This is fine.” You laughed, picking up the fork and digging in. You were starving. Tony sat on the floor across from you, drinking a smoothie that Pepper said was healthy, but it tasted like grass.
“I should, uh, I should give this back to you.” He placed your journal on the table. “I saw what you wrote about Mal.”
“You read my journal?” You exclaimed, and he put up his hands in defense.
“It fell out of your backpack. I didn’t know what it was.” He gave you a small smile. “But I did see some of those drawings. They’re pretty good.” You felt yourself blush.
“Thanks.” That meant a lot coming from one of the most brilliant engineers you knew. You set down your fork and started to dig through your bag. “I almost forgot about this.” You handed him a Rubix cube.
“What’s this for?”
“It was my seventh-grade science fair project.” You moved around the table and sat next to him. You pressed the middle red square and the cube began to shift in Tony’s hand, turning and twisting until all of the colors were on the same side. “It’s a Rubix cube that solves itself.” You brushed your hair out of your face, trying to hide your nerves. “I brought it to give to you… for today.”
“Today?” Tony tried to remember what was special until he figured it out, a smile spreading across his face.
“Happy Father’s Day dad.” You said and he drew you into the hug you’d been waiting your whole life for. You finally felt like you had a family.
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