#the mortal instruments quotes

[outerspacess]

I think about this more often than I’d like to admit.

“Whoever you have loved, and however you loved them,” said Jem, “anyone you loved would be lucky.”

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Thorn: The Senate Guard has a plan. Fox: The Senate Guard has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.

[daily-clace]

“And now I’m looking at you,” he said, “and you’re asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before—bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it—but, Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me.”

City Of Glass, Cassandra Clare

[carelessflower]

Max: dad-dad!!! does bapak read dinosaurs to me lots cause he was there with them

Alec: yes, he created the asteroid that wiped them out

Magnus: okay I'm old but not that old

Rafael: bet he was the one to eat the apple and framed Eva bc he's a coward😔😔😔

[kaitcreates]

Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

[culiehua]

Magnus: Sir, you are honorbound to protect these kids. Can you handle that?

Chairman: meow

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: Why are you always trying to get yourself killed? Barbarian: It's my job. Cleric: It's a hazard of your job. At least for most adventurers. For you it seems to be the purpose.

[starrieshq]

Tessa: Crap. The printer broke while printing Kit's birthday invitations.

Jem: What was it supposed to say?

Tessa: "Kit's Birthday"

Jem: What does it say now?

Tessa: "Kit's Bi"

Jem:

Jem: Works out either way.

[winnie-the-monster]

“Is that why you didn’t call me? Because I’m an idiot?”

“No.” Magnus strode toward him. “I didn’t call you because I’m tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I’m tired of watching you be in love with someone else—someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do.”

“You love me?”

“You stupid Nephilim,” Magnus said patiently. “Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge!”

-City Of Glass

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Alec: So, what’s your type? Magnus: Dark-haired, blue eyes, goth outfits, dense and shorter than me. Alec: That sounds like me, but too bad I am not a girl ^-^ Magnus: Did I mention dense? Alec: Yes. Magnus: Just checking.

[we-live-and-breathe-words-1897]

Alec: Just because you said dragon demons were extinct-

Jace: I said mostly extinct.

Alec: Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH

Jace: I see, I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?

― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes, Chapter 1 (Valentine's Arrow)

[daily-clace]

“In some ways, we’ve been through something no one else can ever understand but the two of us,” he said. “And it made me realize. We are always and absolutely better together.” He raised his face to hers. He was pale, and fire flickered in his eyes.

City of Lost Souls, Cassandra Clare

[military-newsboys]

Ice: How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?

Mav: I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt.

[kaitcreates]

Dru: When you break a bone it will typically heal to be stronger than before.

Kit: So I should break every bone in my body over and over again until even the angel is at my mercy?

Dru: Or you could just be normal for once.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: When Rogue says “enterprising,” they mean “morally deficient.” Rogue: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, “Now that’s something I would have done.”

[starrieshq]

Alec: *sneezes*

Jace:

Alec: You're not going to say “bless you” or anything?

Jace: Alec, I'm your parabatai.

Jace: Clearly, you've been blessed.