#the moose speaks

[gwynthemoose]

This is why I rail so much about "cringe" and all that. It's not a new concept, just a new word for the same thing. This is a lesson that society at large never seems to learn, since the different and unusual has been mocked since time out of mind.

It's not a fucking joke if the one it's being played on isn't fucking laughing. This is basic human decency. I know I'm preaching to the choir here, I just hate this shit with an ardent, unholy passion.

every piece of ""autistic representation"" in hollywood sucks not just because of the infantalization and inspiration porn but because movie executives always fail to realize the real universal autistic experience: spending your childhood slowly and unfalteringly realizing all of your friends not so secretly hated and/or merely tolerated you at best and you've missed every social signal about it ever

[i-hope-this-is-a-phase]

New DTblr Bingo Has Dropped!

Thank you to Dreblr Discord for helping me out with this one!

[boromir-of-gondor]

Boromir!! What’s your favorite animal? :D

A moose. What about you?

[yunyin]

For the drawing from memory thing, GLaDOS?

How dare you draw me so poorly, you monster? Oof, ok this one is rough! More or less recognizable I guess but not the best. At some point I should test how well I do with reference compared to 10+ years ago!

[meraarts]

“It’s just like the Supreme Court” another banger Spencer quote from a video he’s not in

[beetlescurrenthyperfixation]

guyys i might write a samandy fic

[draculagerard]

Wait someone said something and now I need to know. do you, the average draculagerard follower, know my sexuality?

[loquaciousquark]

Hey Loquaciousquark, I've been reading your Tavstarion fics and absolutely loving them! I also really like your Tavish, she is a joy to read. I also hear everything she says in a Scottish accent, and it makes everything even better!!!

I name Tavish's brother something VERY SLIGHTLY SCOTTISH and my God does the movie night discord come out slavering for blood

the worst part is I can't even tell which one of you this is!! I'm laying 75-25 odds on @bettydice over @mystery-moose but you're both bloody MENACES

[pcrplevenom]

HEY MOOTS. YES YOU. HAVE THIS. ):< Rough day? Have some positivity from Heylin! You're all amazing, and I love you very much in a platonic sense. Don't let negative emotions get to you, fight them back! You got this! Don't ever change forcefully for anybody that's not being nice! BE YOURSELF!

Okay byeee-

[ezevic-official]

the "must serenade wife" video from tiktok is how skydancers are to me

[mooseonahunt]

Am I allowed to spread my “Rebecca and Ada are Luis’s best friends” propaganda yet or is the world not ready for this take

[ratmanskymoose]

Fizz wanting burgers first thing in the morning is a fucking mood.

Normalize cheeseburgers for breakfast.

I’m an adult. I’ll eat a goddamn cow when I wake up if I want. With my coffee.

[nowjumpinthewater]

ok so on Friday, as I was leaving French, I was talking to my friend about this linguistic fact where goose goes to geese but moose doesn’t go to meese cuz they have different etymological roots

and my French teacher asked me what their roots were, but I didn’t know so I researched over the weekend and found out just to tell her and she gave me a Rosa

a Rosa is like a house point and the more Rosas you earn per term, the more times your name in put into this giant draw (like in the hunger games) and at the end of each half term, they pick out one name per year group and the people whose names are picked out’s classes get a box of donuts in formtime.

I'm curious

what's the roots?

anyway hoping you get the donuts <333

[absolutelybatty]

Keep thinking about this.

[meeeeeeese]

Everyone: WOW the wizards are monsters for manifesting fractals where living, feeling people suffer and die. Even if they get useful data out of it!

Me, who's been charging into fractals and massacring the locals for years now, purely because of my lust for gold

[blackgumball]

i said 'im an optimist' to a friend the other day and he said 'are you?' excuse me???