#the man the myth the legend the fucking goat

[sharingtangerines]

where were you on 2nd august, 2024, when lakshya sen became the first badminton men's singles player from india to make it to the olympic semi finals.

[sunshine-and-socialanxiety]

The man, the myth, the legend

WILL SOLACE ✨

I am 1️⃣5️⃣ ‼️

The best medic to ever exist 💪

Ruler of all Apollo kids ☀️

Yeehaw I’m from Texas and so is my mama, @best-country-singer

I am an Apollo kid uhhh honestly it’s not that hard to find my siblings

Literally just follow the glowing

Special place for my Neeks : @king-of-the-ghosts

Now meet my friends:

FIRST UP WE HAVE THE BLUE BOY HIMSELF 🌊🔵 @totally-percy-jackson

GROVER!!! THE LITERAL GOAT 🥤🐐 @goat-boy-underwood

A literal genius thank you for keeping Percy from being Percy 🦉📚 @wise-girltm

This boy is on FIREEEEEE 🔥🔨 @fire-boy-official

He can literally fly why does noone talk about that ☁️🐣 @jason-the-kabob

PIPER SO SO COOL!! 👑🌸@miss-beauty-queen

HAZEL!! SHE MAKES GEMS!!! 💎✨ @gemstonequeen

Haven’t really spoken much but HI REYNA 🗡️⭐️@reyna-dontcallmerara

LITERALLY SO COOL💄🌸@silenasblogies

HI!!! How’s school??? 🗡️🛡️ @official-darkon-slayer

So so so cool!! Haven’t talked much but idc we’re friends @fucking-alone-for-an-eternity

Zoe!! She’s a hunter ⭐️🌃@i-can-see-the-stars-again

KAYLA ☀️🏹@bestdemigodarcherever

Katie!!! 🌻🌱@kit-kat-flowers

Bianca!!! ⭐️🏹@not-so-dead-sister

APHRODITE!!!!🎀🌷@yes-im-aphrodite

NICOS DAAAAAAAD 💀❌@yes-im-hades

Artemis 🗡️🏹@my-sisters-and-the-moon

Zeus 👎 @by-the-decree-of-my-crown

[rulers-of-hungary-tournament]

FINAL ROUND

Admin's commentary: It's impressive how thoroughly were these two able to beat everyone that ever got in their way. Now, it's the final clash of the titans, battle of the behemots... Who is the most legendary king Hungary ever had?

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I.Mátyás (Matej I.); also known as Hunyadi Mátyás (Matej Korvín) 1458-1490

I mean, do I even have to say anything??? you know who this guy is right.

fought the Ottomans. supported arts and sciences. instituted important reforms. founded Academia Istropolitana. made Buda the capital and built the Buda Castle. gained the crown of Bohemia and stole territory from Austria. the man. the myth. the legend.

@deetherusalka said about him: "Lmao Bohemian crown snatcher, it's still so funny to me how in Czechia he's always presented as the evil himself and then everywhere else he's celebrated (which is not wrong imho! it's just funny how the narrative changes depending on perspective you learn about it)"

@durzarya said about him: #listen i love Mátyás király and i have voted for him#but my guy had some interesting policies#hilarious information about him: at 19 he captured Vlad Țepeș

@biksarddedrak said about him: #It's not even fight#It's just bloody beating#Matyás is remembered even in many historical legends as a good and just ruler#he reformed military and made the world fear Hungary#first profesional army#he managed to pay not only for the one for a THREE armies at a time#also his love with his wife Beatrice is a thing of a legends#The GOOD sort of legends#also I am completely obsessed with a way how his name is pronouced#seriously check that out it's hilarious#black army

@partialtotheperiwinkleblue said about him: "Seriously, who else has his own cartoon series and fairy tale genre?" #the goat#he did a lot of work for someone who was originally chosen as a figurehead at 14

I.István (Štefan I.) 1000-1038

unifier of the Magyar tribes and first crowned king of Hungary (the damn crown is named after him for fuck's sake)

a literal saint - though not because he was particularly nice, mostly because of the fact that he was the first Magyar leader to be a proper Christian (unlike his dad Géza, who did get baptized, but still retained some of the pagan customs); plus he actively spread Christianity among Magyars (founding of the first Hungarian bishoprics, the one church for every 10 villages rule etc.), for better or for worse

created the basis for later Hungarian administration, including the minting of first Hungarian coins and the first law code in Hungarian history

helped Byzantines conquer Bulgaria

infamous for imprisoning and blinding his cousin and successor Vazul (chronicles blame his wife's influence, but they're probably just being sexist)

@biksarddedrak said about them: "The only thing, what you actually need to know is he was crowned on 25. of December year of our Lord 1000. The absolute unit of this man managed to haggle the pope to elevate whole Panonian basin on the most easly memorabe day. (...) I. Istvám defended his right to rule from several pagan lords who wished to deposed him in the beginig of his rule. And he did it from glorious city of Nitra."

[highlordofkrypton]

ACOTAR tag game 💕

I don't think I've seen one around, and figured this might be fun to do!

Answer the questions below & tag whoever you want, or make it an open tag!!

Who's your favourite ACOTAR character?

The myth, the man, the legend, the GOAT (sometimes) -- Tamlin.

Who's your least favourite character?

Feyre, but only bc I was trapped in her mind for too damn long before I DNFed.

Say something nice about your least favourite character.

Honestly, book 1 Feyre and me would have had a fucking blast! We are both feral people who can't read. We would have bitten so many people to make a point, my god. Without a doubt, immediately banned from Prythian.

Who's your favourite High Lord? (If you picked one for your fav character, then who's your second fav!)

Tarquin could rizz me any day. I'm so sorry, but when he was first introduced, I was ready for Feyre to abandon Rhys for him. I wouldn't even blame her 'cause me too, girl, me too.

Favourite MINOR character?

ANDRAS, OFC???? I'd be willing to make an Andras stan account and just make up shit about him and his life, let's GOOOOOO.

Favourite ship? (Crackships included!)

Tamsand to write, but I do like watching the Tamcien shippers go HAM with their content. I also wrote myself into loving Azriel x Rhysand's sister and Rhysand's parents so...

Favourite court and why?

Summer only because realistically, Spring would give me so many allergies with the flowers and stuff. I also think Summer probably has gorgeous beaches! OH AND WINTER FOR HEADCANON REASONS.

Make up a brand new court RIGHT NOW, NO PREP JUST VIBES.

UHHHH, NEBULA COURT. IT'S A SECRET COURT RUN BY A COUNCIL OF WOMEN, EACH OF THEM REPRESENTING A PLANET OR CONSTELLATION. They were hidden up until the second Hybern war because honestly, wtf are you High Lords doing give back the Cauldron it's not a tOY.

What relationship would you have wanted to see more of in the books?

Although I am dying on the hill of Cassian and Tamlin being himbo bffs BEFORE Tamlin and Rhys murdered each other's families, I wish we would see more development for ALL the faeries between one another. These people have known each other for centuries... Wouldn't they have favs? Or alliances?

What's your unpopular opinion?

Azriel would be a better character if romance was not factored in. As the only remaining character who isn't 'mated' of the guys, there's still room for his character to be salvaged? He has a lot of potential, but I feel like his characterization is bogged down by basically falling in love with ... available... women... and not in a funny way?

What's your favourite headcanon/fan canon?

Any art or writing that makes the Faeries a little more magical! I love the horns, tails and wings!! Looking at u @copypastus and @thrumbolt

If you were swept away to Prythian, what's ONE thing you would want to do?

I would be a problem.

If you could have ONE faerie ability seen in the books, which would it be?

SHADOW SINGING!! MY FAV THING IS DRAMA THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE ME OMG I WOULD BE TALKING SO MUCH SHIT WITH MY SHADOWS PLS

If you think of other silly questions to add, do it!

Tagging everyone in the community I can think of and if I forgot you pls jOIN IN ANYWAY!! @achaotichuman @rin-u-pos @wingsdippedingold @thedickgraysons @fourteentrout @copypastus @thrumbolt @praetorqueenreyna @goforth-ladymidnight @taymartiart @lucychanart @darah-g @yaralulu @positivelyruined

[pressradio]

i honestly don’t know how to feel.

part of me is ecstatic because, come on, it’s LEWIS FUCKING HAMILTON! the goat of the goats. the myth the legend.

but another part of me is concerned because of the same reason. it’s Lewis Fucking Hamilton. We had all these exciting rumors circulating that they’re going to prioritize Charles and build the team around him. But how do you build around Charles when you have a literal legend in your team? i’m concerned they will be so hell bent on giving Lewis his 8th championship that they will make Charles a sacrificial lamb(again). and like we’ve seen this film before (at least for two seasons now), Charles has earned his position as no.1, has earned the right to be prioritized.

I just hope Charles is as smart as some say, and he actually knew about Ferrari signing Lewis before he extended his contract.

I just don’t know what to expect

(on a bright side, NO MORE SAINZTANDER AND HIS TERRIBLE SHADY FAMILY AND POLITICS YAY)

I’m super frustrated as well. Going from “We’re so powerful we’re so back, constructors championship is our, Fred you my beloved bold man” to “Lewis stay away from my team, I’m ready to retire from this sport and k-word myself” in one minute.

And I hate that this overshadowed Sainz downfall.

And I hate that Charles just can’t have some rest. I mean I get it he loves challenges and at this level of sport shouldn’t be afraid of it. But still kinda unfair? Lewis had Bottas, Max had bunch of low-qualified teammates. And Charles is going from world champion to world champion through the one of the most toxic shit. Just beautiful.

Anyway, Forza Charles, Forza Ferrari (we can make a bet how much races I need to be back as hater)

[leuke-rants]

Time to rant again cause I really need to get some stuff out of my chest.The canon ships in Shield Hero are awful!

Take what I say with a grain of salt because my "source" comes from YouTube comments,but I still want to talk about these ships.

•Wyndia x Ren x Eclair

Let's take the easy one out: Ren x Eclair. Just look at their ages

Ren is only 16 while Eclair is 20.This is straight up ped*phil*a and extremely gross.Although Eclair's age is not stated in the anime she is obviously an adult woman,both her face and personality are similar to other adult women we see such as the Queen and Ost.Ren's age is revealed in the first episode, there's no excuse for this.

And don't give me the shit "They aged Ren up,he is 18 now so it's ok",no it isn't!!!

They just did the same thing thrice,the first was Raphtalia and the second was Wyndia.

And speaking of Wyndia,her ship with Ren is terrible!Not only does it suffer for the same reasons as Raphtalia x Naofumi does,a little girl falling in love with someone significantly older than her but still end up together,Ren also murder her father!!!

I don't care if he was manipulated into killing the dragon,he still killed Wyndia's father,end of discussion!

•Rishia x Itsuki

These two are literally Sasuke and Sakura, you cannot change my mind.A girl is so in love with a guy to the point where she would jump off a cliff if he asked her to,only for that guy to not give a fuck about her,treat her like shit and try to kill her.

Rishia seriously tried to commit su*cide because of this guy and people still want them to end up together? What?

Now don't get me wrong,her crush on Itsuki makes sense,he saved her from imprisonment and freed her.The only problem is that he didn't do it out of the goodness of his heart,he saved Rishia and took her in to feed his hero complex.He treated her like a maid,he didn't even bother to train her because he didn't want anyone to outshine him and when she proved herself on the battlefield he found an excuse to kick her out because his ego got bruised.

Like,I don't even like Rishia but homegirl deserves way better!

•Raphtalia x Naofumi

And now the moment you have all been waiting for, the myth,the legend,the GOAT,the first ever ship in the Shield Hero: Raphtalia x Naofumi.....

It sucks!

First of all, Raphtalia is Naofumi's slave. I understand that he bought her out of desperation and he treats her very well but it doesn't change the fact that their relationship is not balanced.Naofumi has all the power,he is the master and Raphtalia answers to him and him only.She can't say no to him and is forced to abide by his rules because no matter how "wholesome" their relationship may look they are still master and slave. Raphtalia has no autonomy and Naofumi has too much power over her.

Just because Raphtalia is no longer a slave and has been promoted to a Hero doesn't suddenly make her relationship with Naofumi any better. Their relationship is based on Stockholm Syndrome,a little slave girl is bought by a man and when she grows up she falls in love with her owner.In fact, she is so in love with him to the point where she willingly goes back to slavery to be with him.

What.The.Actual.Fuck.

And let's not forget the cherry on top,the pseudo-incest.Naofumi literally raised Raphtalia,he makes it crystal clear to her and the audience that he sees her as a daughter and people still insist on shipping this.

Not to mention how their relationship was presented in the earliest episodes.

Naofumi takes care of Raphtalia when she is sick,comforts her when she is having nightmares,teaches her how to be strong and how to survive,cuts her hair,feeds her and buys her a toy when he notices her looking at other kids playing.

I just described a single father trying to take care of his daughter,what part of any of that seemed romantic to you?

Even when Raphtalia grows up Naofumi still orders the kids meal for her because he still sees her like a kid,his little girl,his daughter!

Like,people will look at scenes like this and say "Ah yes,a man and his future wife,such a romantic moment". Absolutely disgusting!

In conclusion the ships in the Shield Hero are awful and straight up gross.The ped*phil*c undertones,the toxic and abusive relationships the powers imbalance between the pairs makes these shisp terrible!

We could have had a cool and unique premise with complex characters but nooo,everyone has to be paired up with someone,said people have zero to little personalities and we gloss over the character development so we can see them hold hands or something.

What a waste of characters and story!

[sketchygainedyoursoul]

Tokyo Soul 5 I want to die (/j)

parts 1/2/3/4

this time i will attempt to summarize more than one episode. i mean, i could do them back to back but i will try to condense them. so uh, it will probably fail. but who knows?

update: am live reacting with my friend mochi so hopefully this will work

update 2: onion and echo joined!

update 3: theyre all gone :(

This has episodes 5-8 summarized

ep 5:

the episode is called creepy teacher, and for good reason. his classroom is dimmed and he calls his students his subjects. there are also mushrooms growing. what the fuck. THERE ARE ASLO CHAINS HANGING FROM THE CEILING AND THE TEACHER HAS A THRONE

why is he asking them to repeat all of their medical records out loud wtf wtf i do not feel safe. to see if theyre appropriate candidates

Sam's medical record: Blood type B, 5'9', likes crayons, (allegedly) an iq of 250

Taurtis' medical record: "I have had my memory repeatedly lost, I've had amnesia multiple times, I've been stabbed in the abdomen, I've broken my legs by jumping off a building before, i've been shot in the shoulder, and, um, I think that's about it." (okay buckaroo no need to go all out)

The teacher does not think they are appropriate candidates

WE DONT GET DOMS MEDICAL RECORD NOOO

i think that speaks for itself

the teacher is now agressively sniffing taurtis, rambling about a certain smell. He then says, ominously to taurtis, "oh..... yeah. you're the one." i am scared for taurtis.

He (the teacher, who's name is Proffessor Geode Rocks,) says that "[he] did it" and "now my plan will finally be a success" and then, to Taurtis, "you will make me proud." AND HE TAKES A SAMPLE OF TAURTIS' DNA

WAIT IS THAT IGBAR VON SQUID FROM THE FIRST EPISODE? anyway (OH MY GOD IT IS)

Prof. Geode screams about world domination and then the bell rings. that's the end of their first day of school. i am scared, and awaiting my grain boy

the boys now have to do their makle-up laps LLL LL LL L

nevermind, she lets them off because tehyre new. kay then hot lady- i mean uh u h uh gym teacher helana

in reference to the shcool, everyone agrees that they dislike it, and taurtis says that hes never felt so unsafe in his life. damn. not even during the yakuza shootout? okay damn

WHY ARE THEY GOING BACK INTO THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM

WHY ARE THEY GIVING THE OLD GUY PANTIES EW EW EW EW EW I HATE THAT MAN

WHY IS THE OLD MAN AT THEIR HOUSE WTF

OH MY GOD THEIR DOOR IS OPEN IS IT GRAIN??

nooo hes not here :((((

Sam falls asleep and the episode ends.

Episode 6:

HOT DOM FANART i am okay with this (but seriously wtf)

taurtis fell outside asleep standing outside of sams door. he did this on the high dive too. guess he just has those pro gamer skills

Sam entices Taurtis awake with sushi "because [he] is japanese" and Taurtis awakes saying "That's racist!" we love taurtis in this house

GRIAN LORE he went to the wrong tokyo. the one in canada. how does that even happen. OH MY GOD THEYRE PICKING HIM UP FROM THE TRAIN STATION

GRIAN THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND MY CROPS ARE WATERED MY SKIN IS CLEARED AND MY SANITY HAS BEEN RESTORED BY 15 PERCENT

THEY JUST CALLED A MAN A BURN VICTIM TO HSI FACE OKAY THEN

IGBAR VON SQUID MAKES A RETURN LETS GO

dom climbed a water tower. i just think that's neat.

SAm's mom texted. Sam has a mom? Since when?

Grian is suspicious of the old man. good.

A girl named "Yee" approaches the boys outside and calls one of them hottie. refusing to elaborate, all but grian argue over who she thinks.

Grian says "this school is definetly an upgrade" then immediately takes it back as they round a corner and find one of Senor Loro's DECAPITATED GOATS

Grian does not wrestle Senor for his schedule. okay.

nevermind.

...why is the.. WHY IS THE OLD MAN DRESSED AS A SCHOOL GIRL.

Grian is not fooled, but Sam and Taurtis are. They want Grian to talk to "her". Oh my god. Grian is creeped out by the fact the old man said that he has nice legs (he did.) so sam and taurtis go in for him. wow. was not expecting that. NO. GRIAN NO DONT GO OVER THERE WITH THEM

Sam: "Grian, you like girls right?" Grian: *no hesitation* "No i'm into dudes." Me: YO

its revealed ellen was his gay awakening we love that for them

okay so the episode ends with everyone heading into teacher tori's room. i think ill do one more.

ep 7:

Teacher Tori has Grian introduce himself, and Sam and Taurtis peer pressure him into telling the "rooftop story"

IGBAR VON SQUID AND GRIAN ARE FRIENDS LETS GO BABEY

Sam punches a girl for being late and TEACHER TORI CALLS HIM OUT AND TELLS HIM TO STOP LETS GO BABEY AND SHE SAYS BULLYING ISNT NICE OH MY GOD AN ACTUAL SUPPORTIVE ADULT WHAT IS THIS

no rooftop story :(

bruh sam reminded Tori of their homework bruh cringe

Tori takes them fishing

another goat is found dead in the girl's locker room. bonus: grian does not want to go into the girls locker oom. smart wheat boy.

their fishing rods sound like guns. okay then.

the bell rings and the old man disguised as a girl is stalking them. Sam jokes that he's grians girfriend despite grian literally saying he was gay smh

okay i was testing out my new copic markers with my new sketchook and i missed the fact that sam took like 13 fishing rods wtf

Grian now introduces himself to Dr's class. why is he asking grian to say hes a boyman. what. grian refuses, even when dr threatens him with an F. he finally relinquishes.

dr is now calling grian mr boyman AND OH NO THEYRE TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD PYRAMID OH NOOOOO ;pian; they have to go on a scavenger hunt or smth idk

grian says he kinda sucks as a teacher AND I AGREE POP OFF GIRAN

the prize is a free for life subscription to hunter x hunter on god theyre all anime boys im dead

IM SOBBING THE INOCRRECT MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY HAS ME ROLLINGIN M GRAVE

i removed my description of the scene from 17:54 to 19:40 due to some real DISGUSTING shit going on. it's all potty humor but god... grian throws up twice and please do not subject yourself to that scene i will never recover like i think ive actually been nauseated from this holy shit please do not watch this

grian is now telling the principal that his staff choices are shit and i say pop off grian

Grian failed and got Dr a raise. I am personally on grian's side :( and he got detention :d

Grian drops a SICK ROAST on Dr and gets more detention im very amused

everyone filmed that lmao

apparently grian is triggered by bad teachers. okay then. i stand for this tbh

grian is getting wrassled bc hes a cool kid ig (this is just how senor loro rolls. i am concerned.)

sam is tagged in by grian and wins the fight. that was honestly 10/10 fight scene lmao.

apprently that was the detention. that's nice? maybe?

taurtis breaks the news that another of senor loro's goats was found missing in the girls bathroom, and it is revealed that more are going missing. senor assigns the trio to finding the goats.

senor loro gives them a "crystal of Tenochtitlan," one each, and they are appearntly ancient artefacts of aztec descent. I am scared. OH MY GOD THEY ALLOW PEOPLE TO TALK TO ANIMALS? WHAT? damn those aztecs were crazy. These crystals should help them find the goats and (hopefully) the goat killer

Grian says that outside of "wrassling," senor loro is a nice guy. I have to agree, considering he offered them anything from the vending machine on the out for lunch. 10/10 guy (so far)

the episdoe ends with the trio exiting the wrassling ring. i'm gonna do the next episode because i really want to see grian's medical record lmao

ep 8:

on god more epic fanart. honestly sam is a shit guy but its nice of him to include fanart :/ at least imo

Yee makes a return. The boys commit a scientific experiment to see who she likes. She says "come here bab" and Sam steps forward. he is not the one, she called him ugly. lmao. Dom confidently runs up to her. Not sure if Yee thinks hes ugly all i know is she was probably scared by his rapid approach. Taurtis steps forward. She calls him a tater tot. it is not him. THAT MEANS ITS GRIAN?? ITS GRIAN. LMAO YEE NO HES GAY

she took off her glasses and i gotta say. one hot lady. (yep shes definetly a lizard person)

Grian runs away and i honestly understand. i guess shes gonna be a creepy stalker now. poor grian.

dr offers them ointment for their eyes. if not a great teacher, hes certainly a funny man.

they go to gym AND THE OLD MAN IS THERE I AM UGHH and Sam jokes that he's grian's girlfriend. Grian I am so sorry.

"This girl is kinda like a fourty year old dude if you ask me." LMAO GRIAN IM DEAD

IS THAT SANS UNDERTALE? WHY IS HE IN GYM?? okay ig

For gym class there is parkour divided into a red "GIRLS" side and a blue "STUPID BOYS" side. I'm starting to think Gym teacher Helena likes girls a bit more than boys /s. also the boy's side seems to be a lot harder than the girls.

DOM IS A PARKOUR PRO (we should know this, considering he climbed a watertower) GO DOM

The girls win (obviously) but the boys made a good effort. The bell rings, and it's off to. It's off to Geode's class. please let grian read his medical record please please please

Taurtis is made to sit in a special cahir by Geode's... throne. I am scared for Taurtis

Sam is given bucket and... has to milk... Dom... uhm... yeah...

Sam cant figure out how to do it so Geode "does it" AND OH MY GOD THERE IS MILK IN THE BUCKET jesus fuck

WHAT THE FUCK GEODE CLONED TAURTIS

apparently geode has a "people" and Taurtis will do great thigns for them. what the fuck wtf wtf

Geode notices Grian, cannot understand his accent, thinks england is another planet, and calls Grian strange. I think Geode is an alien.

Geode did some research on Sam. apparently he has an army. geode will join him. what the fuck. NEVRMIND HE THOUGHT SAM WAS GREAT UNCLE SAM IM DEAD BRO THIS IS HILARIOUS creepy af BUT HILARIOUS WTF

class ended. NO GRIAN MEDICAL RECORD AAIJHFE :pian:

The video fades out with them trying to dom out of the test tube with him.. getting... yeah. by Geode. im scarred. for life.

anyway i'm gonna end part 5 here it is very long and there was no grian medical record :(

[crazyyfilmyfreak]

NGl Cricket & Tennis were and still are my all time fav sports and thru out my whole life i have only been too religious and dedicated to them and i didn't really care much about Football ⚽️

BUT I HAVE ALWAYS ADMIRED LEO MESSI 🐐 SINCE I WAS A KID

I used to watch his matches on live sms and mostly used to watch his matches after they were done, his goals on youtube & always followed his interviews

i admire the utter brilliance of Superior Charm in his game and i love how magically skilful he is in the Ground, When ever i see him on a football ground it feels like God only gave me eyes so that i can witness this miracle of a player and how beautiful he is in the field 😭 and i have always admired and learnt a lot from his " Never Give Up attitude "

his Humbleness , His eagerness to win , his perfection, his hardwork , his dedication, his loyalty , His skill as player , The charm and charisma he brings to the table as a player , he's one of the most selfless player of all time and he always and always keeps his " TEAM " First and i could go on and on about all the other qualities which i admire in him and which made me fall in love with him as a player 💀

and i know all his achievements in the game

but there is sth that always killed me from inside not just me but every fan of messi has a peace of heart that's kinda not completely whole? there's some emptiness and that is the " WORLD CUP "

THE GREATEST CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY IN FOOTBALL and My 🐐 Messi deserved it a very long ago and i was scared he may not receive that trophy and i fucking didn't even knew this will be his last Wc journey so that not have a WC in his wardrobe was always killing me from inside but guess what

HE FUCKING HAS THAT TROPHY IN HIS HAND 😭😭😭❤❤❤ HE COMPLETED ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS IN THE FOOTBALL AND HOW DID HE DO IT ??? OH BOY HE FUCKING DOMINATED THE GAME ITSELF & ROSE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A FUCKING PHOENIX & WON THE CUP FOR HIS COUNTRY , FOR HIMSELF & FOR HIS TEAM

How beautiful that is 😭❤

HIS CAREER IS COMPLETE NOW

WE THE FANS OF LEO MESSI HAVE NO EMPTINESS NO MORE IN OUR HEARTS AND ITS ONLY AND ONLY HAPPINESS ALL BECAUSE OF HIM

THANKS FOR EVERYTHING MY MESSI 🐐🐐🐐

THANKS FOR MAKING CHILDHOOD GREAT AND THANKS FOR THE ALL THE HAPPINESS AND SMILES YOU HAVE GIVEN ME OVER THE YEARS I LOVE YOU , I RESPECT YOU AND I ADMIRE YOU AND YOU WILL FOREVER BE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME FOR ME 🐐🐐🐐 AND THERE IS NO DEBATE IN THAT YOU FUCKING ABSOLUTE BEAUTIFUL LEGEND

And Now i will not ask you for anything and not demand you for anything i will just and just celebrate you and cherish every fucking moment of yours on the field as a player and i really fucking hope and pray to the god that you will play for much much much much longer time 😭❤

Like the commentators said yesterday

" It's Like The Gods of Football really wanted their fav Son leo messi to win this greateat championship trophy of all time and they made him fought really hard af untill the very last moment and gave the trophy to him bcoz that's what he fucking deserves "

LEO MESSI .... MY MAN ... THE LEGEND .... THE MYTH ... THE GOAT 🐐 .... THE KING.... FOOTBALL IS COMPLETED NOW THANKS TO YOU AND I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH MY HERO 😭❤

AND LASTLY I AM SO GLAD THAT MY TEAM ARGENTINA HAS WON THE WC AND HOW THEY HAVE GIVEN THEIR EFFORTS & PUT THEIR LIFE INTO THE GAME THIS TIME TO WIN THE CUP FOR THEIR HERO MESSI & ALSO TO THEIR FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD THEY MADE ME HAPPY , THEY MADE ME CRY AND I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF MY TEAM 😭❤

[sketchy-galaxy]

UNRELATED as well

But Elden Ring s/i (she still needs a name, I was thinking Astos pre-death, Starr pre-death?)

Okay so that DLC huh? Sick as hell spoilers under the cut

So As you can guess, Starr (Killed by Radahn) being Malenia's Lord and Radahn being Miquella's Lord is SIGNIFICANT

But also, that's not what we're here to focus on. I'm here to tell you about Starr's relationship with another character in the DLC. Ansbach, the coolest fucking dude of all time. The GOAT. The Man, the myth, the LEGEND.

So Ansbach is a Pureblood knight(?) He fought with Mohg (who Starr also killed) and so Ansbach and Starr bond over the fact that Miquella used Mohg to revive Radahn, and they are Both PISSEDDD

But also 🥺 while they're mad they're also very bound to each other and they share their ideas and travel together to talk. Anyway I love Ansbach, he's one of my favorite characters now.

[emmebearpaw]

I’m sure the people following my oc rambling have noticed I love making little creatures TM. And so I’m going to try to list out all the creatures and their animal because I like weird animals and think people should know them. This. This is also basically going to count as a full list of all of my OCs because I objectively do this too much.

Explicitly has animal features:

Olivine: Old world porcupine in the subgenus Hystrix, likely either a crested porcupine or an Indian crested porcupine

Egg: ooh a new one. I’ll introduce you to them soon probably since I want to write someone who is ready to kill. White nosed coatimundi

Marisol: A harpy! Specifically an Osprey harpy. Pine’s girlfriend

Pine: a satyr! Just. Just like a regular goat. They are the color of pine nuts though. Marisol’s girlfriend.

Chiyo: A shapeshifter. Most common form is a fox creature that is a weird fucked up thing between a red fox and a fennec fox. Or a humanoid with the features of that creature. Originally started as a kitsune so take that how you will.

Myris: boo. Surprise. I hadn’t revealed it yet but Myris is a cat girl. She’s a chocolate tortoiseshell to be exact but hides her tail under her clothing and her ears under a hat because beastkin discrimination is alive and well.

Unnamed genshin oc #1: She’s a tengu. May or may not have some white feathers. Have thought about introducing this character a few times but could never quite get the words down on paper. She makes windgliders. Because I want more tengu lore and I want more wind glider lore and I want to see kujou Sara again. This character can solve all of those problems.

Schroedinger’s fursona

It’s just Aki. Listen. She is a normal human but also I think she should get wings and horns and a tail. As a treat. The dragon.

Just got animal theming

Atsuko: sight hound. Less so in their current inspiration but it goes Hard sometimes. Yes the dog and the fox combo is in reference to kitsune myths.

Mira: ok so you might be saying “wait isn’t Myris called Mira” yes I have two. Mira isn’t named Mira either she’s named Miriam. As a reverse 1999 oc she’s obligated to have a Udimo. Draft horse

Anise: (why do I keep naming characters after spices) Another reverse 1999 oc. Sea otter. Might change Udimo again at some point tbh

Genshin oc #2: I may have made a house of the hearth oc but she’s very under developed. Heavily rabbit themed. With the concepts being Alice in wonderland and the rabbit being the hunter. Admittedly also hunting dog coded.

Normal Man

Liana: I haven’t hit her with anything yet. As a knight she will admittedly probably get dog coding.

Molly: ok. I can’t even tell you what Molly is an oc for because they are in Everything. Main one is a ttrpg campaign idea I’ve had, a mystery. Not too far from a small mining town in the desert stands a small forest full of trees, crystal spikes and bones. It snows there every night and melts by morning. Legend has it it used to be a site of another mining town. Before everyone there died. But that’s just an urban legend. No one dares open the massive shell the last archaeological group found there, after all, they never made it back either. And yet as the town the players call home is struck with tremor after tremor, it seems there is nothing left to do but to plumb the depth and see how deep the mystery goes. How have I not stuck ears on you at all ever.

Verdi: you not only didn’t get an animal, you don’t have my interest either. Sorry girl one day I’ll rewrite you.

The rest of Pine and Marisol’s adventuring party/friend group

And I have more OCs in each category I’m not going to introduce because they are either too minor, I’m embarrassed about their origin or they are the kind of oc I rewrite all the time to play them again but a bit to the left!

[renapomissing]

Comic Sonic Super Study 10

In this post, Ken Penders drives me to use profanity for the first time on this blog, and I even have to speak Japanese, just because he got on my nerves. I promise it makes sense in context.

We open up issue 24 with the return of the man, the myth, the legend, Evil Sonic, long before he became one of the most well-known things this book has ever published. He's out here, with his evil Freedom Fighters, running amok in regular Sonic's dimension, disguised as the Freedom Fighters, and the dopest thing about this is that they're doing it because they're bored. Homies actually crossed dimensions to make trouble, just because they ain't had nothin' better to do. Goated. But hol' up.

Bruh man is really wearing sunglasses indoors, like he's Albert Wesker. That's my GOAT.

It's also kinda funny that Evil Sally fits Sega's design philosophy better than regular Sally, because regular Sally is naked for like the first ten plus issues, and even when she's not, she's just wearing a vest.

So anyway, the evil ones and the good ones fight in this issue. That's it. Not much to it, but it's a perfectly serviceable comic. Never downplay the importance of a regular villain-of-the-week issue.

Sonic and Knuckles 48 page special!

Spoiler alert: As soon as Kanterovich is taken out of the equation, Penders starts getting on my nerves.

The Floating Island is drifting by, and Sonic and Tails are gonna find out what's up.

KNOCK-KNOCK, IT'S KNU--

Blind you, confine you, defying your reign~! Beat Sega to the punch again, baybey

Knuckles just smashed the Master Emerald, to stop Robotnik's plan. True, they called it, "the Chaos Emerald", but given what Emerald this was, this was an error made in ignorance, because Penders has never played a Sonic game in his life (The English language manual for Sonic and Knuckles used the term "Master Emerald", so while neither the English or Japanese manuals for Sonic 3 had used the term, this book specifically is based on Sonic and Knuckles, so the excuse is gone). Misnomer aside, they did in fact just beat Sega to the punch again, years before Sonic Adventure 2 came out.

All right, so Knuckles just pulled out another Chaos Emerald, and used that to keep the Island floating. This implies it is not the Master Emerald. I swear, if he just cracked open the manual, I just-- Fine. Fine, we're gonna keep going.

Okay, so he had a fake Emerald that he put in place while nobody saw it -- even though Robotnik was looking directly at him -- and then he smashed the fake, and put the real one back, to get the Island to float again. Cool

Firstly, with a fake Emerald, this book has now managed to do not one, but two Sonic Adventure 2 plot points before the game came out.

Secondly, that definitely didn't happen -- there was never a time Robotnik wasn't looking at him, but okay.

Why was this Knuckles so much better than any other shot of him in the book?

Oh dear. Knuckles was always a little... off... under the pen of Kanterovich and Penders. But in this story written solely by Penders, I see it was his fault. I realize I'm coming in with hindsight, but every line he's saying is out of character. Penders heard "strong" and went straight to "Brooklyn tough guy" -- there are apostrophes everywhere in his speech, and he just called himself the "top dog".

Look, I'm trying to be fair, because this book was written before there was much to go off of, and truth be told, I'm not sure why Knuckles's characterization bothers me so much, when Tails went through basically the same thing, in the earlier issues, and it was debatably worse. But it does bother me.

Oh my dear sweet-- y'know, I try not to swear on this blog -- this being a children's series and all -- but if Knuckles doesn't shut the everloving hell up for one fucking panel, I'm gonna personally kill him.

Funny thing, by the way, Ken? Knuckles doesn't hate the dark, like how you had him say he does. In fact, I know Penders pretty much couldn't have known this, but while I was checking the Japanese manual for Sonic 3 because his lack of research drove me to stop reading and have to fact-check (not really something I wanna do), you'll never guess what he actually dislikes. What are the odds?

Just a few days ago, I responded to an English language ask entirely in Japanese, and I didn't think I would be forced to use the language again on this blog, and definitely not so soon, but here we are. Now, while I am not fluent in the language, jisho.org is free, and this is actually a very simple sentence. The furigana above the kanji would help, if it weren't so grainy. This says, "嫌いなものは強い日差し" "Kirai na mono wa tsuyoi hizashi" in English is (loosely) "Something he dislikes is strong rays of sun".

So, there ya go. I'm not counting this against Penders, because again, it's from the Japanese manual, and it's not in the English one, and I wouldn't have brought this up, if his Knuckles interpretation weren't so fucking annoying.

Hey, there's that one panel I asked for.

Two, for what it's worth. He was quiet for two -- nonconsecutive, by the way -- panels, and he's right back to this.

Yeah, he talks a lot for the rest of the issue. Anyway, somebody was on the island, and it's all mysterious, and we'll find out in future issues, and then there's a story where there are strong winds that are because of an eclipse, and Knuckles helps a baby kangaroo get to its mother.

I, uh... I was not fond of this issue. Specifically the last two stories. Maybe it's just a me thing, but man, I was not into that.

Whatever -- join us next time, when Sonic goes up against Mecha Soni-- oh, that's Metal Sonic. Oh jeez. God, these guys were not in regular communication with one another. I refuse to believe they were.

Yeah, I just checked, and, uh... the English manual specifically says "Metal Sonic" on it. And this is crazy, because Sonic CD was released in America on November 23rd of 1993. This comic was released in May of 1995. I feel like this means several people at Archie had to have messed this up, in order for it to have not gotten to Gallagher that this isn't called Mecha Sonic. Like, I get that he likely doesn't play the games, but he people who were informing him also didn't know what Metal Sonic was called? Sure, the casual player might get the name wrong, but the casual player isn't being paid to make Sonic comics for a living, and in direct contact with Sega, so I kinda expected more out of--

Never mind. Come back next time, or whatever.

[air-avy]

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[thesleepy1]

Short And True

A/N: I don’t like the new Eskel. That’s it. I'm in love with goat dad Eskel and this new grumpy, off putting guy isn’t doing it for me. This fic follows the last Eskel fic by the way.

Pairings: Eskel x Reader

Summary: Nothing was better than snuggling up next to Eskel while it was cold outside. To be blanketed in a warmth one could only dream of. The heaven of his arms.

Word count: 560

Warnings: none

No one had seen the sun in days. It was hidden behind dark, decrepit clouds that seemed to grow more and more bountiful as the days went on. The snow storm never seemed to end and you could hardly recall when it had begun. It was not merely simple snowflakes that danced as they fell. They were daggers of frozen water and dust. They were concoctions of sludge, mud, and stones. The snow storm was less snow and more gravel falling from the heavens because the gods were displeased at the mess mortals had made of things.

Well, fuck them. Fuck the gods. Fuck the snow. Fuck the storm. And most definitely fuck the bastards that lead you on this wild goose chase with Eskel.

“There is no Yeti here Eskel. They are a thing of myth and legends. Not a creature that was terrorizing a mountain settlement.” You groaned into Eskel’s side, snuggled up against him next to the fire that he made sure never stopped burning. “This was a set up. They wanted us to die out here.” One less witcher in the world, you thought but did not dare say out loud. Humans were cruel creatures, more of monsters than the things that ate their young and livestock.

The tip of your nose and ears were frozen and numb. Your lips were so chapped they would periodically bleed. You could not feel your face and your hands grew a concerning shade of blue and gray. Eskel was fairing only slightly better. His witcher strength allowing him to withstand the weather much better than you could ever dream of. The trembling of his legs were the only indicator that he was as affected by the storm as you were.

“Damn us for trying to be good people,” you cursed, wrapping your arms around Eskel to steal the warmth he radiated more than the fire. The furs that wrapped you were not enough. You needed your witcher as well. “Damn us for trying to live like everyone else,” your voice grew quiet. Your stomach groaned in a level of agony you only ever recalled from days where you lived during a famine.

“Complain some more. Vent and scream your insults,” Eskel encouraged, “Anything. Just keep making noise.” Eskel lifted you into his lap, blanketing you in a furnace of his hold from all ends. Your back was to his chest, every breath moving you with it. “I can’t stand the silence. Can’t stand the thought of the cold taking you from me.”

You allowed yourself to relax in Eskel’s hold, for his arms to come to rest at your stomach. For your head to rest underneath his chin. To let the scent of him fill you entirely: elderberries, fir, and black tea. “You’re the kindest, most caring man I have ever met and ever will,” you spoke the words with the same confidence as a bard. “You are so beautiful you put the gods to shame.”

A pause. The inhale of a deep breath. The exhale. “K-keep talking. Don’t stop.”

You were trapped with him for another full day and never stopped praising the good man. Perhaps the only good one on the continent. If there was a better man, then he was long dead. For now, there was Eskel whose praises you would never falter in singing of.

[givsmn]

my live reaction to Thor: Love and Thunder

okay. so far. i am NOT lovin this. "im tired" dies THATS SAD I'M SAD NOW IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS

BIG SAD RN BIG BIG BIG SAD HES LYIN BESIDE HER GRAVE

yes i would say he's suffered severely but i would not recommend followin the eery whispers in the wind

ooh green, we like green

bro your daughter coulda surv- what'd you slice your palm on

Rapu? that you?

Gorr… babe you don't look so good- aw he's so cute when he smiles

RAPU FUCK YOU

$10 Gorr finna pick up that sword and dice Rapu

oh well he didn't pick up the sword, it presented to him

AW I WANNA FLOWER PERSON

ooh gold blood, pick that shit up

Steve T-T Tony T^T i hate that thing MOON MOON !!!

musics great tho

KORG, baby

omfg he baby

"fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good" lmfao

Fonda gave me whiplash fr

SHUt UP KORG JFC MY GODS

GROOT <3

DAD BOD, GOD BOD, SAD BOD I CANNAE KORG PLEASE

lmfao Quill did not ask for this

bro Stormbreaker grew roots?

… why is he witch ridin Storkbr- yk what, nvm

DIE SCUM

stfu Thor, you embarrass me sm

OMG the AESTHETIC ASDFGHJKL

GUNS N' ROSES BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

my heat is racin rn sm

THE SPLITS WHAT TTTTTT

lmfao omg the GOTG cannae

bro you broke their temple. it finna shatter ain't it

yep, yep, there it is. poor fellas

Jane Fonda, hello

istg if Darcy eats those w sticks ima flip

yikes, four. sorry bro

she didn't use the sticks!

hope Darcy notices myuh-myuh's gone

self experimentin, are we?

SELVIG <3

wait wait is she finna find Mjolnir and put it back together to give her health

VALKYRIE

i'd buy that spice, please

INFINTY CONEZ!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

wow, they're boomin, that's great

oh gods, more theater

ALAN GRANT?!?!!!!!

bitches, Odin did NOT stand up and no you won't, perish

glitter, glitter mfs

"Transform!" ????!?!?! LIKE POWER RANGERS!?!?!??!

oh gods, McCarthy

this whole thing gave me a stroke, i love it

Jane Fonda finna steal them stones, i get

YEP IT'S FONDA

oop, ominious weather and vibrations oohoohooh

they're levitating

GOD OF DISASTER? ? ? ?

who the fuck is screa- oh good gods

they jus didn't want the goats

NEBULA <3 hi babe

oh where Gamora?

WAIT MANTIS W A GUN!?

omg they can understand them i cannae please please

no that's not it, ima have a stroke

congrats, babe. how many spouses?

Sif's alive? bro i did not know that

he visibly and audibly deflated

inspirational speech, Quill <3 thanks

pft pft pft i'm chockin Let Go Thor Let Go

that's His ship bro, bro, bro

IM CHOKING IM HAVING A STROKE THOR MOVE

you frickincrazy axe

(GOATS SCREAMING)

barren ice wasteland

Falligar is adorable, wHY ARE THEY DEAD THEYRE ADORABLE

bro she's missin an arm

you're not in battle PFT OH SHIT

oh nu, not assgard god butcher

oop ominious figure in white, how sexy

sleepin children

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

reminds me of the angel of death in the Moses sto- NVM BIG ASS SPYDERS

VAKLYRIE ASDFGHJKL ON HER PEGASAUS BABEEEEEE IN PJS

oh smoll boys

lmfao blood splatter on the camera

METALLIC HUMMING OVERHEAD BABE

AHEHEHEHE DEMONIC GIGGLING

TESSA THOMPSON, MARRY ME POR FAVORA PALIHUG NA

???? he jus treated myuh-myuh like a mf dog jfc

vrooms past i bet HA got it

oh hello ms. FondaBRO THATS SO DAMN COOL IT SPLIT LIKE BUMBLEBEE DID OMFG OMG OMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOGMSOGJSPOFGJOPSFGJPSGJSPGOJSFPOJGPSFOGJSGJ

pft Thor please

it's ms. Fonda to you, childe

omfg the rollerskates thing i cannae please

halloween party??? bro no stop doin myuh-myuh like that

oh yea cryin durin comedy's ik that

Nick Furry.

poor babes

i feel liked that's not how legend-myth works but idk enough abt it to contend

panic attack?

oh you poor idiot

oh bro spoogies

Thor's so shiny tho

~then you know this is going to hurt~

oof raggity man

VALKYRIE <3 <3

blinker light eyeballs fr

bros goin for the children tho idk how they've been sleepin thru it all

THEYRE TAKIN THE CHILDREN

what in the fresh fuckery was that cage on legs

Eight years, seven months, and six days.

please stop bickering

Daryl

THEATER

Jodie Fonda.

bro you srsly tryna call myuh-myuh from her

OMFG STORMBREAKER

is this real? feels like a fever dream

slowly creeps in

STOP BETRAYIN STORMBREAKER YOU ASS

should Thor intervene? bc it might undermine her, idk how this stuff works

what's squeaking

pft

oh good lords

Valkyrie is exhausted

CAPE GROWS BACK?

Heimdall had a son?

AXL

hoi, respect his name

magic eyes

Thor~!

i like Axl sm

pft "oh my god. go away"

those children are finna start cryin, shut up Thor

JODIE FONDA WHY'D THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH STOP IT

omnipotence city

QUETZALCOATL theyre mentioned in my fanfic

Zeus is not wise

goats

she's still an alcholic

myuh-myuh

Thor you're a chil- omg Stormbreaker

oh shit Jane.

geez what'd you go and do that for

Valkyrie <3 3 <3 <3

they're so damn cute

THEY BOOPED SWORD AND MYUH-MYUH

pft don't feed on the children please thanks

those goats make me wanna shoot myself in the foot

the city so pretty- what'd you go and wreck the lawn for babes

Jodie, Jodie, Jodie stop, stop, stop please

he has a boyfriend, it's Bruce

so cool

Valkyrie's so amused

he has feelings for Jodie Fonda

VALKYRIE YOU'RE GREAT

Axl <3 <3 <3

Gorr <3 <3 <3

Gorr, that's not how you bond w children, mate

pft she slaughtered the emotion gods

DRAGON OMG DRAGON ITS A DRGON

BAO??? I WANT BAO

hmmmm zeus

oh good gods how theatrical jfc

omg he copied zeus in every way

Thor's a nerd through and through, fanboy

tf accent is that

HA orgy

?? oh yea he's not that great

HA AGGRESSION the aggression confuses him

en masse.

did he finger gun shackles

oh here it comes

like, it's funny. but also, i'm imaginin that happenin to a woman and :[]

he's prolly gon be reinvited to the orgy

bro the bearded harp guy fainted

T-T his tats

A SHY COURGETTE!?!?!?!? A ZUCCHINI!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

pft disguise off

you tell him, babe

so, chill, baby cake

the theatrics!? "no"

Valkyrie's muscles i cannae please please please

omg Jodie Fonda's muscles i cannae please please please

his accent, it's givin me a stroke

"rush his bum"

lmao i love Fonda's excitement "hell yeah!" knocks off someone's head

JANE'S HAMMER STILL IS SO AWESOME

aw yisssss ms. Valkyrie, relish the goldblood spray

!? KORG nononononononnonono cmon fOR WHATOH DHIT HE CAUGHT IT oh gods the line

i feel like that wouldn't kill him tho

Kog Korg KORG!? omg baby, you're alive PFT mouth

omg that's such a pretty whi- wow, yea no i liove the screamin goats and GNR better

T^T marry me? please, Valkyrie

yO THOSE THINGS STARING INTO THE WINDOW BEFORE THEY FLEW OUT LOOKS LIKE CELESTIALS

screaming goats on rainbows w rock and roll in the bg is my new aesthetics

he's so good w kids, so sweet

"Team Kids in a Cage"

why's he keep messin w his no- ha

Korg loved it, noted

i thought you needed the necrosword to kill gods

omg Stormbreaker's jealous- THOR YOUR'RE BEIN DISLOYAL

i'm more invested in Thor x Stormbreaker then Thor x Jane

… he fed it beer… hE SCRATCHED THE UNDERCHIN WHAT

his lil thing when she turns around is the fattest mood i have ever witnessed

Korg music? pft omg that's cute

thanks Korg, you stripped her bare

yep, this is real, that fumbling lmao

oh the fear in her eyes

"bye"

he's good at comfortin, once he calms down a bit

Thor baby

oh no, the color, it's broken

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT LANDING HA

oh nu the bone cage is empty

their pinkies T-T

is myuh-myuh so broken it cannae summon the Bifrost?

oh bro she yeeted

Gorr, you're spoogie, i love it

yea idk if the dentist can help w that bud

ha he's a lil fanboy too, omg. his giggle was adorable

baby, she's crying

i find his face fascinatin

oop he's chokin em

his hand was on his shoulder, so faint

… tentacle porn is completely plausible and acceptable it's accepted i accept it

it's funny how he keeps sproutin from the shadows like a whack-a-mole

omg myuh-,yuh

oh no the boat!

bro i completely forgot abt Korg

HEY HE IMAPLED HER NO

oh nu he's got the key

oh bro she looks shit

a fridge without a door.

yea babe he goin w/o you

T-T bc he loves her, always

he still has Loki's hair twined into his own braids

damn she lost her whole kidney

yO head at 01:29:07 is movin

that was a celestial head that fell oh them

attackin children w shadow monsters? mateur Gorr

he's plannin on makin em whack the monsters w sticks?

Space Vikings, hooray

omg he's givin em power "for a limited time only"

HEY IT'S THAAT TREE OMGGG

GLOWY EYE CHILDREN I WANT THEM

GENERAL AXL

DO YOUR WOEST BABIES

OMGGGGG THE GINGER

MY HEARTRATE RN ASDFGHJKL

BEAT THEIR ASSES

DSKGJLKJDGLKSJGLKSJGKLSJGSGJSGKJLSGJ

YOU'RE DOIN SO GOOD BABIES, SO PROUD

OMGGGG AXL VAULTIN THRU THE AIR

lil baby girl fairy, you've my heart, you too floating girl w rabbit, i wish my Fluffy did that

way to be creepy Mjolnir

oh shit, he got decked

Jane Foster <3

go children, go!

let go of his friend, shadow tentacles !!!

her name is Mighty Thor, ass

Dr. Jane Foster is bomb

oh good lord, not that

I LOVE WATCHIN PPL CATCH THOSE THINGS AXL YOU DID SO GOOD

snap it in half, babes

couldn't it jus reform like myuh-myuh?

oh damn, she caught the bits

well this has a certain finality

oop she obliterated your sword pal

i imagine a lot of Aro's might be confused at this scene, but also not

did he not realize he could bring her back?

then use your wish to save Jane? as an apology?

ooooooooooh you're gon have your nemisis take care of your child, interestin

omg galaxy-reflection-girl, you're so pretty

Jane is a god.

see, she's gettin the gold dust fade, like od*n, that means she's a god. i take no criticism

she's cute

oh hi, Korg

ARE YOU SERIOUS

DWAYNE

this is so dumb i love it

omggg sad god to dad god

yes they'e pan flaps

what's that accent

HA

that's so accurate, w the shoes

omg myuh-myuh

Thor, referrin to myuh-myuh: where did you put HIM

the girl: eh, SHE looked boring before

Thor: eh, suppose IT did

d'aw her lil thumbs up in the mirror/head jig w helmet, so cute

HES SO SUPPORTIVE

she's wearin' Hulk's colors

??? why'd she get Stormbreaker? after all Thor's talk abt bein over his ex-weapon, smh

"The Space Viking and his girl, born from Eternity." i adore that line sm, wow

OMG IS HER NAME LOVE? HER NAME IS LOVE. THAT'S PERFECT

haha, Louis Despocito

Credits

ngl i expected the GotG to show up more for some reason

ugh not him. well, i was right. he's not dead

dude You Are a joke

Hercules??? well ig we know who our nxt villain will be, tho he seems a bit low lvl, so maybe he's a starter villian for Love

glow dust. it's Jodie Fonda ain't it. it is!

Heimdall!! HI BABE

she's in the land of the gods! knew it!

THOR WILL RETURN

Movie End

some thoughts are i like how it began w losin a daughter and ended w gainin one, it's sweet, poetic in a way ion understand ig

there was no Loki T-T i miss him, he would influence Love in the worst way possible and i want it

the beginning was kinda awkward but Thor was also especially awkward so it's fine, he was overcompensating, it's understandable

i can see ppl complainin abt how this movie serves "romantic love fixes all!" bc i legit jus saw s/o complainin abt it. and maybe it does? but so what. Thor's loves love and in the end, he ended up w a daughter

THE DAUGHTER. UGH. i love Love, she's great

SHE BETTER SHOW UP IN LATER MOVIES W LIKE TOM!PETER AND HARLEY AND CASSIE AND KAMALA OK? OK

THEYRE THE NXT GEN THEYRE THE NXT GEN THEYRE THE NXT GEN

i didn't like Jane in the first 2 movies- tbh i barely rmbr the first 2 movies -but i adore her now. i'm wonderin if the final scene was a hint at her comin back or Marvel jus tellin us where she ended up and that she is OK

Axl intrigued me. there was no mention of it, but i wonder if he's trans

first of all, the only experience i've had w the name Astrid is from HTTYD and searchin feminine names

secondly, when i changed my name, i also looked at bands lmfao

i really like how it was dealt w too, tho i wonder - if Axl is trans - if Thor knew of him prior. bc he didn't care when Valkyrie said he was Heimdall's son, only that Axl wanted to change his name

DARCY DIDNT SAY BYE TO JANE THATS SAD

all in all, i adore it and ion get why i saw so many bad reviews. there was personality in these movies, compared to the first 2 Thors

i hold it to equal height to Thor: Ragnarok and the only way it could've been better was if Loki was there- or Sylvi!

[idohistorysometimes]

That one time I was Krampus and was taken hostage by a 3-year-old which then stole candy from Saint Nicolas

I think it should go without saying that as a historical interpreter I am often thrust into very.... interesting roles as part of my job. One of these roles was the man, the myth, the LEGEND HIMSELF: Krampus. 

You see our museum hosts a Christmas event every year and this Christmas event happens to have several named characters integrated within it. Think of it like when you go to Disney and you see the princesses or Gaston. They are there as part of the attraction, but they exist alongside everything else going on.  A few of my coworkers were cast as ‘normal’ Christmas type characters (like Charles Dickens and several characters in his books or santa) but I was cast as Krampus (because we also have a few lesser known figures represented as well). The role was pretty self explanatory: dress in costume, run around like an idiot, and teach about the Krampus myth while simultaneously keeping guests entertained. Role is fairly easy but is a whole lot of fun if you REALLY get into it. 

The first week we did this event (it lasted for several weeks on the weekends) I was with my Saint Nick wondering around our village. We just kinda walked around and interacted with people as we saw them and a majority of these were pretty standard as far as Krampus-people interactions went. But when I went into one of the various houses that litter the village to fuck with its inhabitants and the guests visiting it I encountered a small child. 

I have 0 idea how old this child actually was but she looked around 2 or 3. Old enough to walk and talk but still too young to really make sense or do things like tie their own shoes or to do anything unsupervised. This child, due to being just barley a toddler anymore, did not understand what Krampus was or the purpose of my existence. But she did, however, make one brilliant observation: I was soft (I was wearing essentially was was a headless fursuit). This made me prime friend material. This child had decided she had taken a liking to me (much to her mother’s dismay since Saint Nick offered her candy and I was just a crusty goat monster with a switch) and had hunted me down throughout the remaining duration of the event. 

I had gone into the Pharmacy to mess with another coworker when this certain 3-year-old had popped up again. Her parents seemed happy to see me (because I brought their child joy) and Saint Nick (because he is an unlimited source of delicious mints) and things were going pretty good. Me and Saint Nick played along and were having a nice conversation with the child’s parents in-character. When this was going on the child noticed I had VERY long chains attached to myself and grabbed onto them, not getting go. Could I have easily left? Yes. The chains were plastic and I am a tall THICC Krampus with some muscle. A 3-year-old is no match for my strength. But I allowed her to continue messing with my chains and operate under the illusion she captured me anyway because I thought it was funny. 

At some point in this ongoing conversation, I remember vividly Saint Nick mentioned something about only GOOD children getting candy, and that if you weren't good Krampus would visit you on Krampusnacht. This child put 2 and 2 together (if I do bad things Krampus would visit me) so when both me and Saint Nick were not actively paying attention to the candy basket stole a mint from said basket. The parents looked stunned at the actions of their spawn and tried to use Krampus as a threat to be good. However, this did not stop my little friend for doing it a second time. She apparently REALLY wanted to see me on Krampusnacht (much like how one might wish to see Santa, only I am worse) and was attempting to appease me with her acts of petty theft. 

Luckily the mints in said basket were fairly cheap and plentiful in number so there was no harm there. And thankfully, the parents were not mad or embarrassed (that much anyway). It was a no harm no foul kinda thing. I had seen her a few other times that night but none of those interactions were as funny as the one I described above. I remember laughing about it with my coworkers in the breakroom as I was getting de-costumed. It was definingly one of the highlights of playing Krampus (so far). 

Hopefully that kid has a nice Krampusnacht. 

[beenovel]

I was told to write about "the myth of Zeus' lovers" (there were a fucking lot of them so I just chose one to focus on) the legend of King Arthur (again... there's more than one of those) and folklore surrounding Abraham Lincoln. It's all self-graded and the whole class is worth a half credit so I just wrote whatever I wanted to.

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Myth:

Zeus, the Greek god of the sky, was a sight to behold. Holding court above the clouds at the peak of Mount Olympus the king of the gods took many lovers. While we know of 57 of his lovers and his 5 wives, that is only a small amount of the many gods and mortals, women and men alike that Zeus seduced. One of these lovers was Ganymede, a Trojan prince who was regarded by both Homer and Hesiod as “godlike”. While no one bothered to mention this man’s age, he is referred to as “young” as frequently as he is “fair”. Zeus, the interminable Grecian slut, decided that this young man was too beautiful to walk the earth, and upon coming to this conclusion he subsequently transformed himself into an eagle and abducted Ganymede. After he had been brought to Olympus he was welcomed by Zeus and was offered the esteemed position of cupbearer to the gods. In addition to his role as cupbearer, he would also be made immortal and become Zeus’ lover. Zeus’ wife Hera, the goddess of marriage and queen of the gods, was understandably upset by this turn of events. Not only would one of her husband’s lovers be living in her home for the first time, but Ganymede was a mortal replacing Hera’s own daughter, Hebe, as cupbearer. In time the king of gods commemorated his love for Ganymede in the constellation Aquarius.

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Legend:

King Arthur was a Romano-British king who likely battled the Anglo-Saxons during the fifth to sixth centuries. It is unknown whether or not Arthur was a real historical figure, but he and his knights of the round table have been immortalized through legends for centuries. The oral traditions were first compiled between 1135 and 1139 by Geoffrey of Monmouth in his Historia regum Britanniae. In this Geoffrey details Arthur’s magical sword Caliburn (which would later be called Excaliber), his trusted knight Lancelot, Queen Guenivere, and the wizard Merlin. While in the modern world King Arthur is synonymous with round tables, pulling swords from stone, and the holy grail, these elements adorned his story at a later date.

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Folklore: (I wrote this in 20 minutes because I just wanted to be done)

In early April 1865, Abraham Lincoln was shot in Ford’s theater by an actor named John Wilkes Booth. He was taken to a nearby house and died early the next morning becoming the first US president to be assassinated. John Wilkes Booth was an extremely well-known actor, for both his good looks and his incredible acting range. It was said that he could play any role he set his mind to, and be a perfect fit. Another thing that was oft-repeated, though only in whispered conversations and only after the speaker had checked the windows and crossed themselves, was that Booth was a shapeshifter. While a basic idea of his route after escaping the Ford theater is known, everyone believes something different when it comes to where he was actually housed. It is said that this is because Booth shifted the shape of his face just enough that he was unrecognizable, even to those who knew him best.

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