#the lorax reaction

[sarnews]

Concerned Citizen - NASA are the biggest frauds in Human History. This is the best take down of NASA ever.

[incongruous-faggots]

Live Once-ler reaction

[sleeve-sleeve]

I erm uh erm! Yeah um I forgot I think uhhh hmmm oh yeah erm

im soooo original and funny 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

Permission to call the twink an old man for being like 60 years old? (With it being 1972 and all)

Permission denied. I am 25 years old.

[chimneycoal-yuntzler]

hello~!! how did you and quarante get together? you guys are low-key kind of cute („•ᴗ•„)

"Hello to you too…! Well, it's a bit ridiculous… It took several months for us to really get in touch and talk to each other. About half a year, I think? Shortly after my accident, when the company refused to pay my hospital bills, we met in the elevator. He thought I was an intruder and called security. It was the first time I really met my boss.

I hated him for months because he played the denial.

I won't lie: one Sunday he looked so pathetic eating alone in the factory refectory that I actually invited him to our Cap-lers activity. It surprised my friends at first to have the boss around, but they got used to it and so did I. He's been with me ever since, although it took me a while to figure out why.

The rest… You know the rest…!

PS: Thank you, hehe"

[fleecy-fawkes91]

This morning my husband was taking part in the time honored tradition of scrolling through Instagram while on the toilet.

Now, the bathroom door was open. My office door was open. He listens to reels and what have you with the volume up. I know I'm going to hear snippets of whatever he sees as he scrolls, but nothing could have prepared me for what broke my peaceful morning quiet.

Suddenly I hear something I have not heard in many a year, something which caused a full body reaction including barking my knee on my desk, a reaction my dearest husband, not nearly as Online™ as I, did not understand in the slightest.

"How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be?"

[cllooouuuu]

O’Hare from the Lorax movie drawn to resemble the mushroom haircut biaoqingbao

(Like the guy in the top right corner)

[panickingpansexuality]

I can Explain

Elliott x GN reader

So my SDV son randomly had his brown hair changed black, maybe from one of the mods I just installed but all I can think is Elliott and our kid got into something and now our baby has different colored hair.

When you got home from the mines sometime before six thirty you imagined your son and husband to be settling down for the night. Not for you to walk into the bathroom with Elliott rubbing his face with his hands green paint covering his white button down and a few splotches on his face, while your beautiful baby boy, only three years old. With neon green hair when this morning it was definitely matching yours.

The two hear your footsteps and turn to see you, Elliott hides his face while your very enthusiastic son smiles and says:

"Oh hi Mommy."

You look between your son and his father and shake your head. Your husband wearing a white button down shirt that is wet and has a great amount of green paint on it.

"Hi baby." You say sweetly, trying very hard not to loose your cool "What happened to your hair?"

"Daddy and I were watching TV and there was a lady with green hair so I found my paints and gave myself green hair."

"I see." You say, you turn to your husband. Elliott gives you a very nervous look, pressing his lips together in a thin line to try and not laugh and says:

"For the past few hours we have been very thorough trying to wash it out until I gave up. It's not coming out at all."

You hold back your snicker and Elliott has to take a breath seeing your reaction to the situation.

"Do you like it Mommy?" Your son asks looking up at you expectantly.

"It's so..vibrant." you say with a chuckle, "Like the kid in the Lorax."

Your son then jumps down from the counter and starts to sing the "Let it Grow" song from the Lorax while walking out of the room.

Elliott looks at you and you both loose it. It takes a moment for you two to recover before saying;

"The best thing to do about it right now is laugh." You say kissing him on the cheek, "I'll call Emily tomorrow, but for now I'd like to know how he got into the paint.

Elliott smiles down at you, grabbing you by your waist he gives you a soft smile and speaks while looking at you lovingly: "You are absolutely incredible for handling this so well."

You chuckle and shrug your shoulders, a small giggle escapes you, the two of you unaware of the small boy watching his parents be so affectionate with each other.

Elliott press a kiss to your forehead, a small smile on your lips as you speak;

"I figured you freaked out enough for both of us when it happened."

Elliott chuckles, looking down at you, some blush on his cheeks from your very correct assumption.

"Only slightly, but I don't think anything can top when you came home to see him in the dinosaur pin."

"Or when you nearly dropped him the first time you held him-"

The two of you go into your banter until Elliott silences you both with a kiss, your son making an "ooh" sound as the two of you kiss. You two break apart and prepare to get settled for the evening.

[llamaisllama777]

EPISODE REVIEW!!! 👏

Moon's reaction is exactly what I thought it would be 🤣 to be fair. I think that would be anyone's reaction to a skeletal deer animatronic. I'm glad Dazzle took New Moon's heel-turn(Did I use that term, right?) well. I also love how Moon is so fascinated by Dazzle and her construction. I love it so much reminds me of the old days of tsams, but in more worrisome news, Moon is trying to figure out where Dazz came from and knowing what we know... 😬 Uh oh. Don't tell Sun if you find out Moon. Also, Moon's face in the thumbnail reminds me of that scene in The lorax where he says, "That's a woman?" His face just reminds me of that scene 🤣

Inhales.. Just like the old days. 👍 😁

And last but not least...

I really do like how Puppet is just psycho-analyzing Eclipse and how Eclipse keeps trying to act like "I don't care about anything" when that is just a BIG fat lie!

I like what they've done with Eclipse's character. He can say he doesn't care all he wants, but deep deep down, he does care.

Also... I just realized in the future that Puppet saw what if the reason Earth isn't there is because Eclipse took her with him to save her from whatever fate awaits that world? I haven't watched that episode of the MgaFs yet, so I could be wrong? But I feel like that is something he would do. So maybe?

Also, the lore we got on Vageta is amazing. The dude could probably run Fazbear better than the actual c.e.o. Good job with that one, Monty 👍

Anyways I loved the episode as usual

10/10 👍

[the-blossica-fan]

Greetings!

Actors Au - the sliver haired trio, Vertin, Mercuria, Vert pulling pranks on other cast members. Who else would prank everyone else?

I can see Vertin and Vert coming up with funny shit and Mercuria just gets roped in.

Usually victims? - Windsong, Sonetto and Matilda. The only ones not a victims of at least one is TF, Kakania and Isolde (maybe the Hoffmans as well?) (Marcus as sell gets added because she baby and they feel bad attempting to prank her.

Them collectively giving Schnieder the pineapple pizza with the most deadpan stare until she starts counting and they start running.

Windsong is a common victim to their pranks on set but so knock it off when Vila tells them too.

Matilda receiving giant duck and baguette plushies in front of her trailer (she does love them regardless)

Druvis getting hit with the Onceler song and on one occassion Vertin and Vert rocking up to her in Lorax costumes.

Up to you any other pranks they may do!

Hello comrade!!

Oh Lord, the little pranksters...

Mercuria is one of the big ones who makes the Matilda pranks, she might even do them by herself. But on everyone else, she gets dragged along.

Vert plays a bunch of jokes on Lilya since she's allowed to drink alcohol in set. She grabs her bottle of vodka and pours in Vinegar before putting it back, recording every moment of it.

"ДЕРЬМО, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" You can hear the pain in her voice as she spits out the whole gulp she just took, coughing and gagging while Vert laughs maniacally in the background.

Zima also gets them pranks, sadly. He finds one of the pages of his story to be just printings of the same word all over again, "GET STICK BUGGED IDIOT" and a drawing of a stick bug. He has found them in pages of the works he's about to put together multiple times, he's slowly becoming paranoid.

Is there truly a stick bug around?

The prank on Marcus could have been simple, they made the classic prank about the water bucket on the door, they were laughing until they saw soaked Marcus' pitiful eyes about to sob and they felt so bad they just stopped laughing and helped her dry.

Poor girl was so pathetic they had to stop and get her some blankets and candy. Due to that, they also stopped playing pranks on Greta.

Greta's pranks would be switching the sugar in her coffee for salt and watching her spit it out and feel so weirded out of confusing salt and sugar.

Adler's not escaping the pranks I'm sorry. They're simple but effective. He has incredible muscle memory so by just moving his cup of coffee two centimeters to the left while he's working had him bumping against it and the panic on his face as he freezes is majestic.

Jessica used to get the short end of the stick with the pranks as she's very innocent, they would switch her lettuce for leaves and she would be pretty confused eating that, or they would tell her something completely wrong and watch her spread it around.

They stopped once Blonney started chasing them with a chainsaw, she swears it's a prop but my Lord when you see a girl chasing after you at full speed with a chainsaw, you get traumas.

Madam Z also gets some pranks here and there. They keep stealing her candies and watch her walk around looking for them for 30 minutes before placing them back in their place. Or doodle a 🖕 on the bottom of her cup so everytime she takes a sip she flips off someone and has to watch their offended reaction.

Kaalaa Baunaa's telescope keeps getting obstructed by paper and she's one second away from committing hate crimes against humanity. She just wants to watch the stars and she sees a "Ma laif w/ot u" white text on a black paper. She's mad.

Diggers pranks consist of them grabbing his cigarettes, wetting them and putting them back, he doesn't understand why they no longer work.

I got this idea for Matilda that they just placed a fake fish covered in chocolate outside of her door, knocked on said door and then when she opened it and looked at the fish there's an audio that does "Le fishe au Chocolat"

Mesmer Jr prank, replace coffee with Monster and watch the disaster.

Arcana's prank consists of the entire crew having to ask for pink clothes, switch her entire wardrobe to hello kitty and pink clothes and watch her angrily make her way towards them while dressed in a Hello Kitty shirt and pink shorts.

Then there's Theophil whose pranks are made by Trista, the epic addition to the prankster trio, who makes mustaches on his every painting until he notices.

The reason why they don't make pranks on Isolde (and by addition, Klara) is because they once did, they grabbed isolde's Kakania plushie, placed it on top of the door so when Isolde walked in it would drop into a bucket of colored water (it wouldn't damage and if it did they would buy her a new one) but instead of panicking or being worried, Isolde stood there motionlessly for an hour before sobbing

She spent the entire day like this → 😞

The girls were not only weirded out but strangely guilty.

[south-of-heaven]

Strange creature || Rhea Ripley x Reader x Damian Priest

Summary: Your friends are confused at the strange birthday present your partners have gotten you. Slight allusions to previous brollins x reader.

A/N: Hi sorry I’m a Lorax stan

As you celebrate your birthday surrounded by your loved ones, Rhea Ripley and Damian Priest exchange mischievous glances. They have a surprise in store for you, one that will playfully tease your adoration for "The Lorax."

Amidst the festivities, you excitedly open a package, revealing a plushy toy hidden within. The room falls into a momentary silence as everyone tries to make sense of the orange, furry creature you're holding. Confusion paints the faces of Finn, Dominik, Bayley, and Sheamus.

"What the hell is that?" Finn questions, his brows furrowed.

Dominik scratches his head, trying to make sense of the situation. "Is it some kind of strange creature?"

Rhea and Damian can hardly contain their amusement, watching your reaction. They've gifted you a Lorax plushy, knowing it would bring you immense joy, but also leave everyone else bewildered.

As the confusion grows, you can't help but beam with delight, hugging the plushy tightly to your chest. "It's the Lorax!" you exclaim, unable to hide your enthusiasm.

Rhea smirks playfully. "Oh, our little Lorax lover," she teases, her tone filled with affection.

Damian chuckles, leaning in closer. "We thought it would be the perfect gift for someone as obsessed as you."

Confusion slowly turns into amusement as the others begin to grasp the connection between your love for "The Lorax" and the plushy gift. They join in the laughter, appreciating the unique bond you share with Rhea and Damian.

Becky nudges Seth, a mischievous twinkle in her eyes. "Looks like they've got our little Lorax enthusiast covered."

Seth grins, raising an eyebrow. "Who knew a simple plushy could bring so much joy?"

The room fills with laughter and light-hearted banter as everyone embraces the quirkiness of the situation. The confusion that once lingered is replaced by shared amusement, and you revel in the knowledge that your partners understand and embrace every aspect of your unique personality.

As the night unfolds, the Lorax plushy becomes the centerpiece of playful jokes and funny moments. It serves as a reminder of the bond you share with Rhea Ripley and Damian Priest, and how they've wholeheartedly accepted and celebrated your quirky obsession.

In the end, it's not about the gift itself, but the thoughtfulness and love behind it. Rhea and Damian knew that the Lorax plushy would bring a smile to your face, and that's all that matters.

As the festivities continue, laughter fills the air, and you realize that the strange orange plushy has become a symbol of the cherished moments and enduring connections that define your relationship with Rhea and Damian, as well as the support and acceptance you receive from your friends.

In that moment, as you hold the Lorax plushy close, you understand that the greatest gift is not just the present itself, but the love, laughter, and acceptance shared among your chosen family. And as you celebrate your birthday, you feel truly grateful for the amazing people who have embraced your quirks and made your special day unforgettable.

[the0nceler]

Hi, it has been a long time since I posted. I know. Things are really busy.

For starters, my girlfriend tossed me a hand she made. I told her I needed more context but she said that was for her college work. WHOSE HAND DOES IT BELONG TO THEN?? Looks robotic...

Imagine just hanging out with someone you love and they toss you an almost accurate human hand. I hope she doesnt pull that stunt again, it really freaked me out. This was my honest reaction.

She also told me she spent 4 hours on this hand. I do not even know her full plan.

I swear on Lorax's ass....if she tossed me a robotic human foot next...

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

you're going to throw a ball at people? How would that help??

[chimneycoal-yuntzler]

Hello Coal! Is there any reason why you have a clockwork key when you're wearing your costume?

"It's a bit complicated to explain, and my contract doesn't allow me to explain the mechanism in detail (anti-industrial espionage clause), so I'll make a brief summary.

The key is part of the uniform and the firearm, in a single circuit. Thanks to a spring-steel winding system, the key turns at a faster or slower rate to unwind the metal cables, or on the contrary, to wind them up. Other settings let you choose the unwinding rate. The factory chimneys are absolutely gigantic. Several hundred feet high on the surface, several hundred more hidden in buildings and underground. The chimney sweeps have to use this rather brutal system to create their own hooks. Without the key, we can't be pulled up, and each key is adapted to our weight. By weight, I mean body weight and gear weight.

Without this key that pulls the solid cables, we can't do anything. Actually, I could talk for hours about this complex equipment that hides so many functions. Thanks to it, our hands are free."

[tooningin]

2012 Lorax Rewrite

The movie would open up with the scrapped Thneedville song. In the visual department, there would be this subtle yet noticeable sense of sadness and resignation from the citizens, indicating that maybe they regret their plastic dystopia, but are too far gone to change.

As for the song itself, Ted would be given a verse at the end, expressing his dissatisfaction with the lifestyle Thneedville has, and wondering if its really too late.

The song ends, and he then walks home and finds his family gushing over the new oxygen masks they’ve invented. Ted tries to tell them that instead of celebrating these oxygen masks, they should see the fact that they’re needed as a massive red flag, but his points are dismissed as jokes. Ted’s dad then hands him some packages with the oxygen masks to deliver

Ted rides his bike around Thneedville, further hammering in just how messed up the society is. Everyone happily accepts their oxygen mask delivery… Except for the girl that was Ted’s GF (Who I’ll just be referring to as Taylor Swift)

Taylor Swift’s reaction surprises Ted, who was used to the enthusiastic reactions from the customers. He asks her why, and she explains that she feels like a prisoner in the town of Thneedville, and yearns for a world where products aren’t being shoved down her throat (It wouldn’t be this on the nose I swear) Ted relates, and the two bond over this. Taylor Swift is called inside her home, and right before she heads in, she tells Ted that she’s happy that she’s not alone in her beliefs.

With this, Ted decides to leave for the Truffula Tree woods in the middle of the night. He’s not the only one who hates what the world has become, and if he can show proof, everyone will agree, and maybe, just maybe, Thneedville could have a better future

But once he arrives he sees the woods with zero Truffula trees and almost devoid of life, save for a tiny handful of struggling animals. At first Ted tries to tell himself that this state is just in this specific part of the woods, but as he wanders through the woods, this is all proven wrong.

At the end of the trail, Ted finds the Onceler’s house, and he bitterly tells Ted to leave, stating that the world is destroyed, and that he should just go back to Thneedville.

But Ted ain’t havin any of that. He wants to know how exactly the world came to be the way it is.

And with this, the Onceler begrudgingly begins his tale.

We flashback to a young Onceler and his family. They run a failing clothes business, one that’s doing so bad, they’re on the brink of poverty

One day the Onceler decided to go on a walk, and that’s when he found the Truffula forest. He’s awestruck by the beauty of the place and all the life in it, but it’s the truffula trees that really catch his attention.

He grabs on to some of the tree’s leaves/material/whatever and decides that maybe he and his family should try making clothes with its material. He gets ready to chop the tree down, but the Lorax jumps out and stops him. Lorax berates the Onceler for attempting to chop down the tree, to which the Onceler says it’s not a big deal, after all it’s just one little tree. How bad could he possibly be?

The Lorax grabs the Onceler’s hand and takes him around the woods, explaining how one little thing could affect the whole forest, and the importance of preserving the environment through song. However he does have some sympathy for the Onceler’s situation and allows him to take a small amount of the Truffula’s leaves.

The Onceler walks back home, but on the way, trips on a rock. He gets up and is about to pick up the Truffula’s leaves, but notices it coiled up. He places it on his head, and fiddles around some more with it, and gets the idea for the Thneeds. He runs home, and tells his family about his idea, who, having been backed into a corner in terms of financial stability, decide to give it a shot.

And the Thneeds end up being an overnight sensation, so much so that the family is soon pulled out of poverty. Talk of the Thneeds spreads, and soon, everyone wants one.

With the demand for Thneeds being so high, The Onceler begins taking more and more of the Truffula trees. Lorax worries about the effects, but tries to be somewhat lenient, after all, the Onceler and his family are no longer poor, much to the animals’ chagrin. But it isn’t long before the rapid success and profitability of the Thneeds gets to the Onceler’s head. He puts the money towards expensive stuff things that only benefit him, chopping down more Truffulas than necessary, and overall forgets the whole reason he began the whole Thneed thing in the first place: His family, who in his obsession with chasing profits and fame, he has pushed out. At this point the Lorax decides to put his foot down, the Onceler isn’t using Truffulas to provide for him and his family anymore.

With a montage of the amount of trees being chopped, the sky progressively getting foggier, and Thneedville’s growth, we transition into the one and only, “Biggering”

As we know, in this song, the Onceler knows damn well what he’s doing, but justifies it to himself. The song would end with the final Truffula tree being cut down, and the Onceler, seeing everything he’s done, the pain he caused, would have an absolute breakdown, one of both happiness and sadness. Happiness cause, as he would tell him himself, he has everything now, his biggered his business to the point where now he has an empire, and sadness because what all that stands for, and cost the world as a whole. Basically think that one scene with Simon from Infinity Train.

We then flashback to the present, with The Onceler looking to the side in shame, and Ted looking to the Onceler in pure horror. He tries to proclaim the Onceler an absolute monster, but is unable to bring the words out due to how much shock he is in, and instead turns around and is about to run back to Thneedville in tears, but before he does so, The Onceler gives him the last Truffula seed.

By the time Ted returns to Thneedville, the Sun is almost up, and upon seeing Taylor Swift sitting on the front steps, he rushes to her and tells her what he has learnt before revealing the Truffula seed the Onceler gave him. Together they plant it, and sit together watching life in the plastic wasteland of Thneedville go on

[mister-fisch]

I saw someone say in the comments of a video that Will Wood's 'Laplace's Angel(Hurt people?Hurt People!)' was just a funkier version of 'How bad can I be?' from the 2012 Lorax movie. And the visceral reaction from reading that almost made me scream.