#the life of a lawyer

[djkerr]

Stern is dead.

Well, that's the end of an era.

I kind of don't know what to think. I mean he brought us together.

Is it horrible of me?

I don't know, but I was thinking the same thing.

We can grab our clients back.

Yup. I already made a list.

You think his firm's in play? Could be. That would be bad. Clients might stay put.

TGW 02x18 Wrongful Termination

These two... ✨

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

[prideandpancakes]

Born to: read silly little books, play silly little games, write silly little stories 💖🌼🦋

Made to: hound clients, argue with opposing counsel, draft motions 😡🙄😤

[nando161mando]

[datcravat]

It seems there's a new lawyer in town!!!

[seamistgale]

Of @ghostreblogging, Where Danny has the same tax evasion skills as his parents. Kind of a coffee shop AU, but well, its gotham.

[kittyoverlord]

"Oh, Your Honor, will you silence this jury?"

Obligitory clip because I work with lawyers and this is hilarious.

Probably a civil suit by the tone but could be criminal negligance charges against Wonka with Paul acting as the defense attorney.

@heygirlyyyyy knows what i'm talking about lol

[imreallyonthishellsite]

this not who is the best lawyer, just a who do you want in court with you and just know you'll still probably go to jail despite your efforts, have fun☺️

[sorrowcure]

Wish I could blink gone my tears, lads

[mizgnomer]

Lying Down on the Job - Part Two

I've been meaning to do a second part to this set for ages - the time has finally come.

[fall-out-boytoy]

will wood is like [piano intro] [great dance beat] [sample from moderately famous tv show/movie] [very catchy melody but if you look at the lyrics he is listing the DSM in alphabetical order] [saxophone] [one-liner that strikes you dead] [guttural screaming] [spoken word, listing the DSM in reverse alphabetical order] [the worst sensory sound you've ever heard in your goddamn life, repeated four times, makes you violently stim] and the song is called something like Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)

[tiger-grace]

watching saiki k is essentially watching a character who absolutely hates slice of life stories and is doomed to forever be stuck in one

[sully-s]

Lawyer Boys Doodles

[doydoune]

it's the year of our lord 2023 and I'm only now learning about Phoenix's and Maya's baker era

pov: you're living your best life making bread and a Lego figurine bursts into your bakery and now you have to prevent a girl from being burned alive as a witch

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

ProPublica and the DNC genuinely think you are so stupid that you can't tell the difference between an abortion and a miscarriage.

fortunately, every single state with an abortion regulation differentiates between those two things in the law. you can find the law, read it, and understand it in the space of 5 to 10 minutes. so can every single doctor in this country.

every woman who has died at the hands of a hospital because they withheld miscarriage care from her was a victim of either incompetence or malice.

not the law.

[catedemia]

19.11.24 — tuesday

i’m aware most of my study desk looks the same but it is the same subject 😭 family law

— anyways, completed hindu marriage laws and by tomorrow i will complete the rest as well

let’s achieve our goals for today ! 💌