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Being 17 is staying in a constant loop of wishing you could move out and start a life of your own and also wishing that time would stop and that you could be a kid forever and crying about growing up
#I still feel 14#I haven’t changed at all#maybe because I’m allergic#I can’t imagine myself as an adult#sorry guys this isn’t really funny#i hope someone understands this#I think a lot of people will#I just hope they see it#standing in the yard dressed like a kid#the house is white and the lawn is dead#the lawn is dead
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My most recent art project. Just now finished.
The design is inspired by the Pennsylvania Dutch Hex signs on barns with the little Scandinavian hearts added into the design. I picked up the unfinished table at a garage sale. The chair is one I've had for years, painted to match.
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I hate to say I just wanted to draw Hiriluk and Yorki fighting.
#they fight on her lawn constantly#they won’t fucking leave#it’s like Peter griffin and the chicken#it’s on sight#and they play dirty#somewhere out there#there is a ship#rotten#scrapped maybe#but a ship#and on that ship#there is a beside table#and in that bedside table#there is another ring#and that ring was never given to the man dead in the bed beside it#one piece#hiriluk#dr hiriluk#tony tony chopper#brook#Bellemere#brook one piece#calico yorki#comic#Hiriluk has a bite mask
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Imagine your f/o calling you by your name in a sing song sort of tone
#: ̗̀➛ 𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖓 rambles ✧˖*°࿐#Any of my f/o's do this and I would fold like a lawn chair#I would be gone#Dead deceased#I would be singing thank yous as I get shown the non pearly gates of hell#My name falling from their lips would be absolute heaven#f/o imagines#(yeah my only contribution to that tag)#(for now... Until we meet again)
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#lesbian#wlw#yellowjackets#yj#daisys whimsical words#shauna shipman#lottie matthews#lottieshauna#!!!#my cutiepies!!!#^0^#half-return half-return 🙈🙈🙈#standing in the yard#dressed like a kid#the house is white#and the lawn is dead..#oh#adrianne lenker#sorry live-blogging#shaunalottie
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If one were to print out a large amount of fanfics, how well-fortified would the resulting slash pile be after the introduction of a family of woodchucks?
While I appreciate the pun, the answer is not very because the thing that makes paper take ink so well is also the thing that makes it not very structurally stable .
#for those of you not native to the rockies:#Slash is also a term for dead plant matter usually left over from land management#a Slash Pile is a pile of dead branches/logs/raked up leaves/lawn clippings/weeds you pulled up etc.#good basis for an open compost pile or filling in a raised bed#you can also add newspaper and cardboard#and probably a little slash fic for spice.#also a great habitat for your local microfauna#everything from bugs to toads to snakes to woodchucks
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MBAV Villain Posters VIII— Blood Drive
The vampire nurses were definitely a lesbian power couple, right?
#mbav#mbav stuff#my babysitters a vampire#ethan morgan#sarah fox#benny weir#rory keaner#erica jones#rory & erica are looking out the back of the truck#'turn one goldfish inside out...'#beloved throwaway magic man lines#spiritual successor to the Lawn of the Dead bit#'awww look a little bitty fishy tried to bite meee' *cackles*#*kills its brother*
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I need to walk through somebody's sprinkler
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Absolutely hate hate hate the way fandom works these days.
People have always overstepped, but the internet/social media make it so damn easy.
Cause I just watched the most bitchin’ press tour I’ve ever seen for a show with actual diversity of just about every variety with two phenomenal actors in the lead roles who worked their asses off for the past six months+ have all of the magic stripped away because people no longer know how to separate the art from the artists, the show from the promo, the fiction vs. the reality.
Nicola Coughlan and Luke Newton served us for six months. They did their jobs and then some. They hand-crafted the pitch and delivered it on a silver platter, and you’re gonna turn your nose up at it now?! This was the best fan service I *ever* remember seeing!
They deserve better than this.
smh.
#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#nicola coughlan#luke newton#polin#you can hate the characters and the story all you want!#criticism is even fine! normal!#but hate comments to the point that Nicola is deleting vids#and they are trying to do damage control#like#we can’t have shit in Detroit#I’m over here defending celebrities which I hate doing bc of the power and influence imbalance#but like#can’t we just be nice lol#media literacy is dead#and I’m sad#get off my lawn#fandom auntie rant
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David: Tommy's a speedster so he gets bored really easily and he's prone to doing weird things sometimes.
Someone: oh o-
David: *gets up* anyway I have to go check on my dead bodies in the lawn, I'm testing the rate of decomp in mutants!
Someone: ...
#david alleyne#prodigy#tommy shepherd#speed#thinkfast#comics#marvel comics#incorrect quotes#x factor#mutants#x men#krakoa#Tommy's weird is rearanging the impairment. showing up to annoy people. running around#davids weird is i have dead bodies on the lawn. i felt like seeing if i could hack into nato. im so smart i get bored so i go mad scientist#marvel
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Not gonna lie, I think they'd be a super cute couple
#danny phantom#jazz fenton#johnny 13#i just checked the dp ship name guide and there's no name for these two?? travesty#psychobike? intelluck? fenteen? smartshadow?#i remember rooting for them (uselessly i knew) when i first saw this ep#forbidden love always gets me#au: he never planned to fall in love with jazz. come on. she's so smart and pretty. going places#and he's dumb and ugly and unemployed. not to mention dead#and danny would never accept his sister dating a ghost. it would never work#(this is where i cackle and rub my villainous hands together)#imagine johnny showing up outside fentonworks at midnight#holding up a boombox and blasting judas priest's ''angel'' outside jazz's window#writing jazz's name in spectral fire on the lawn#it's so cute i'm mad
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Just realized in IAU they uh. they probably had a funeral for Sky, huh.
#i don't know missing person protocol really but they have almost-certain (*cough*planted) proof that he's dead after a month or two#so...#I suppose they have some kind of something#oh boy...#oh gosh wait wait that gives me a funny idea for later (slightly dark humor)#*after everything has gone down* Warriors: hey Sky come here#Sky: yeah? what is i-- is that my tombstone.#Warriors: yeah. you want it as a lawn ornament?#Sky: ...#Sky: yeah sure why not? then I'll have it if you need it again#Warriors: convinent for everyone#Sky: indeedy#Time: *crying* will both of you PLEASE go to therapy#rambles from the floor#incredibles au
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Ethan, Rory, and Benny in Lawn of the Dead
#I didn't check if anyone has made gifs of this scene already#so if someone did... dont tell me i wanna keep the mystery alive#12 days of mbavmas#mbav#my babysitters a vampire#my babysitter's a vampire#mbav stuff#queue#benny weir#ethan morgan#rory keaner#benny mbav#ethan mbav#rory mbav#lawn of the dead#dellas dead dog... rip#PUFFLES!?
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artist: Alex Eckman_Lawn
The Sandman Universe: Dead Boy Detectives #6 variant cover
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I really love hope is a thing with feathers and I also really LOVE the hope as a sewer rat poem too but I wish it was not explicity written as "well actually" against Dickinson asgvsjnk. The imagery is SO GOOD but this whole vibe of "my metaphor is better than your metaphor" kinda sours it for me
#i dont like the patronizing usage of ''Emily'' like theyre explaining something to a child#admittedly dickinson has been dead for over a century so its probably huge deal to talk about her flippantly in terms of poetry#this is just me personally. how i feel about it#i dont like her being namedropped like that#it has this energy of ''haha lemme school this bitch''#when the poem itself was never supposed to see the light of day. she never consented to it being published. girl was 5 years in the grave#it feels like making fun of somebodys diary#i also dont like how it kinda makes fun of dickinson's imagery of hope as something ''beautiful delicate'' thing#i always interpreted as it is told. a little bird. i pictured a fat fluffy thing like the ones i see outside my window#ive known them to be stubborn and mischivious#when we leave out seeds on the lawn the little ones are always bullied away by the crows and magpies#but they keep trying. theyll attempt to sneak over and peck away before the crows notice them#they ARE optimistic and resilient little things. tougher than they look#so i always found the metaphor apt#sewer rat also fits just as well. but i think it depends on the angle from how youre looking at it#so i dont like this vibe of ''it should be more RAW it should be UGLIER'' cuz even tho i love that style of writing#it just feels like unnecessary one-upping here#especially considering dickinson was severely depressed and tons of her poems reflect it#god forbid she dabble around with the occasional light hearted poem about seeing hope as a silly little bird#asgsjsnk sorry im not trying to make a statement or anything. ill delete this later probably
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i don't often feel sympathy for dain aetos but i somehow found myself writing a drabble about him watching xaden interact with brennan (someone i think that dain once saw as an older brother) while also listening to half-return by adrianne lenker and the one-two punch of those things was enough to bring tears to my eyes
#standing in the yard#dressed like a kid#the house is white and the lawn is dead#and what if i lost my marbles over these characters#dain aetos#fourth wing#xaden riorson#brennan sorrengail#the empyrean#txt#fw
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