#the lamented things

[sunnetrolls]

💀 sir you're rotting all over the dance floor. sir. Sir please

[magic-is-something-we-create]

do it scared do it bad do it stupid but also, crucially: you can do it more than once. you don't have to get the first try right. you don't have to get the first hundred tries right. you'll get it eventually and that's all that matters

[dinoserious]

oh sweetheart...

[shalom-iamcominghome]

I think the difference between myself and other religious people is that I don't see saying "oh my g-d" as being disgraceful to His name. I see saying "oh my g-d" like you're trying to get g-d's attention so you can do this:

[a-neru-neru]

lamenters friends

[morganbritton132]

A student at Steve’s school, Amy, posts a Tiktok of her going around asking teachers questions. When they get to Steve, she asks, “Mr. Harrington, what’s the coolest thing you’ve ever done?”

Steve: I bowled a perfect game once.

Amy: That’s boring

Steve: I’m a boring guy

Lilly, heavy metal fan that’s been following Eddie since he made a Tiktok account: Weren’t you in a music video?

Steve, trying to remember if he was in a CC music video: …maybe?

Classroom: *explodes into questions*

[starssoblue]

“things were so hard with dad in recent years...how did he go from paparapluie to père? i wish i could face him and understand, but while he was still here i didn't dare try to tell him [any of my feelings] and now...it's too late.” * paparapluie is a pun on the words papa and parapluie (umbrella) since the plush is a frog. père is the french word for 'father.'

[sunnetrolls]

HEH HEH HEH

this guy built himself a daughter

this guy (also built by the above guy) has kids on the way with his wife

this guy has like. at least two kids wants more (one of which was stolen but the other he is lovingly taking care of with one of his wifes)

plant is mine weird bug son courtesy of @.damistrolls

has at least 2 biological kids he didn't raise but has met now and calls his sons (and they call him dad), also several other descendants that he had a part in also

girldad who helped raise kids w her wife. she can be a dilf or a milf depending on whats hotter to you

one of guy before last's kids. has a bio daughter he loves endlessly that's his lil princess

gigantic ancient polar bear man with 2 sons he loves very muches

if youve read damis post already this is augusts husband hes raising a grub with :)

honorable mentions: antare and krygen are guys, hot as hell, and technically parents, but i dont think theve really got the aged like fine wine flavor of Dilfs. like their situation is unique where they're riding the line between these are my kids and my younger siblings.

Give me your tired

your poor

your DILFS

[rad-roche]

the treatment is rough, the job is difficult, but at least the pay is awful

[sunnetrolls]

OC Fact: Kerasi tried to learn magic to get revenge on the warlock turning lich that killed her ancestor, lost the wizard dual as a novice (shocker), and was encased in basically magic amber and suspended in time for centuries. She was accidentally found and freed in only the last few sweeps and is still trying to get her bearings in modern times as an ancient pirate. (Sorry, that got long asdfghj)

REALLY AWESOME

This guy won a wizard fight but the god he won against got really mad and cursed him anyways. The illusion of free choice except it's the illusion of not getting cursed by a god

[gaargoyle]

Wolverine lookin ass mfer

[sunnetrolls]

corpse grampa, also going for couturier :)

OPINIONS OF A PUPPET SEAMSTRESS- Judgement meme

" In honor of my own hopeful running for ball Queen or Coutier, I figured I'd give my flawless opinions and advice for all you MOTHER FUCKERS"

I FINALLY FINISHED HER NEW SPRITES (with a new outfit to boot) Reblog with one oc at a time 18 + preferred and She'll tell you how she'd dress you up for the ball, or in general >:3

[thanatos-zagreus-shagreus]

had the idea of adding the glyphs from the owl house onto my denim jacket so I taught myself embroidery and did this as a first project!

here's hoping I'm not gonna randomly glow/freeze/burn alive/have a plant grow out of my shoulder I guess?

Close-ups, pic in sunlight (showing the proper colours), and fire glyph progress pics under the cut I swear I also took progress pics of the other glyphs but I can't find them rn

they're all about 5 cm in diameter and I personally think the ice glyph came out a little wobbly but it was my first embroidery ever and the fabric on that part of the jacket is also a little wobbly so I'm happy with the result

the lovely yellow lighting in my room is biting me in the ass rn bc the yellow and green are a lot lighter irl and the blue and red are a bit more vibrant

here's a photo I took in the sun that captures the colours better!

the fire glyph was the last one! I believe there were like two and a half months between finishing the third glyph and starting this one oops (but also yay bc the weather was amazing this weekend so I did a large chunk of the fire glyph while sitting in the sun!)

and a picture of the shoulder while I'm wearing the jacket! though normally the position of the fire glyph falls a little less front-facing (which is great irl bc that way it looks more interesting from the side and back instead of just from the front)

[linipikk]

They really spent a lot of time pointing to the second coming for Apolaypse 2 electric boogaloo

all 3 minisodes are about ... humans dying and being brought back to life, or more like, how that is not possible...and how Heaven and Hell have worked around that

In A Companion to Owls, Job kids never died even when they should have, Heaven didn't know enough to distinguish that they were the same children and Sitis quickly got that the miracle was... that their children didn't die to begin with. Once they are dead it is game over and Crowley and Aziraphale refused to let them die

In The Resurrectionists (it is literally called The Resurrectionists!!) and it is how one girl is shot and they can't do anything once she is dead. And Crowley still goes off of his way to make sure the other one doesn't kill herself, risking everything. And we know hell's extreme sanctions are probably what makes him ask for insurance, for holy water. On the other hand, this episode is called The ResurrectionistS, plural, but we meet only one of them ..while in the other side of the sign is Christ himself.

THEN in 1941, we have ZOMBIES, the literal living dead walking around, and Furfur states that he can't make them living people again due to a clause and just leave them as zombies to roam the earth. We see how cursed they are, rotting and bound to eat brains but not human.

EVEN! From episode 1, we get a big Clue: miracles are measured in lazarii, and resurrecting someone is no easy feat. They were telling us to watch out about coming back to life... and how only the mightiest of archangels are able to use that amount of power (or an angel and a demon holding hands...)

and I do want to point out that part of the things Gabriel remembered was this line

Job kids didn't die, in victorian england Wee Morag died falling in the hands of a resurrectionist, and the Germans died and came back- just not quite alive. Every day it is getting closer,

... they are telling us that the second coming is afoot, but they are also showing us that there is no second opportunity on this earth. Once you are dead, you are dead.

and Crowley, in the direst time when Aziraphale is breaking his little demonic heart, says

And now, the plan to resurrect one human to make the end of the world happen is in Aziraphale's hands.

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Instead of coming back as a crime lord, Jason pretends to be a vengeful revenant, haunting Gotham criminals and the batfamily.

This has… consequences.

[sunnetrolls]

old ass wizard filled with just so much magic its not even funny

Judgment meme time! One Annoying Wizard gives commentary. They're not very casteist, just a bit rude. They have nothing against mutants in particular, but might be frightened of ones who are more obviously mutated.