#the king of England

[showbizndentertainment]

Christopher Nolan & Emma Thomas have been knighted as a Sir and a Dame by The King of England.

[cyberphuck]

[quartzroolz]

I regret nothing

[scrumptious-finicky-illusion]

The king is going to do the same thing Steve Jobs did with his cancer diagnosis: delay effective treatment and die.

potions??? lmaoo rip bozo

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 3.05 Gabrielle's hope

[demonsandpieohmy]

This woman’s uterus is too powerful

[maureen2musings]

King Arthur at Tintagel

uniquedevontours

[antisocialdorito]

[dumbest-of-cunts]

Charles getting cancer is actually comical to me.

Imagine the only purpose you have in this life, the only reason you were born is to be king. That’s it, that’s all you have. IS TO BE KING. You were told from childhood that you one day would rule England after your mother. So you wait and wait. You wait for 59 YEARS. Because your 96 year old mother hasn’t carked it yet. THEN she finally kicks the bucket, you’re finally king at 73 years old. Congratulations. Your life purpose has finally happened. But not even two years in ASS CANCER beats you. What a life huh?

It’s a our princess coming through for the win.

[jaynuu]

[melcowpland]

Is The Coronation Valid?

I’ll be honest, this isn’t a subject I like to get too deep into, but somehow, it can’t pass without comment. It’s monumental enough I suppose on some level. Or at least it would be for me, as monarchist, if I felt that there was really anything valid taking place that would constitute the anointing and crowning of a Christian monarch. As it is, I look on at the pagan horror that seems to be…

[space-blue]

Murder in broad daylight!!!

[miracl3-align3r]

Sorry, but I had to

[tippifunandprose]

every time I read about this Disney vs DeSantis thing and the bit about how the agreement doesn't end “until 21 years after the death of the last survivor of the descendants of King Charles III, king of England" all I can think about is some bumbling caper where the Florida government repeatedly tries to assassinate the entire royal family just to spite Disney

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a murder mystery escape castle run by King Charles III of England. The more puzzles I solved, the clearer it became that he actually had murdered someone.

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

Good morning, everyone!