#the keep reading is only a joke so pls don't take it seriously | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

moemoemammon · 3 years ago

Note

Hey I wanted to ask if you got my ask before your other blog got shadowbanned? It was about Mc being tiny because demons and angels are just naturally larger than humans?

Are Humans Supposed to be That Small?

(Feat. Normal sized GN!MC and BIG Demon Bros)

Y'all ain't slick I know you just want size diff 😤

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦

Lucifer

So.... Lucifer forgot how small humans could be, considering how long it's been since he's actually paid attention to the species.

That being said, he's suddenly having to figure out how to accommodate for your tiny size. You almost look like a demon toddler with how you can barely peek over countertops, and you need a boost in order to climb into any chairs

Diavolo is willing to get some furniture together for you, but Lucifer doesn't want to put him through the trouble. After all, you're his responsibility. Now he's got to add things to the layout of the house, so you won't be completely helpless.

Lowkey finds your size cute? Like you can't really get around on your own, and the fact that you ask for his help fuels his ego. He doesn't mind taking care of you as time goes on, since it means he gets to keep you close.

"There. Now you shouldn't have any trouble getting into bed on your own. If there's anything else you need, let me know right away. Though I wonder if I should do the same for my bed, should you decide to join me? I'm joking." Unless..? 😳

Mammon

WOAH. WHY ARE YOU SO SMALL?? Like, seriously. You're just a little squirt! How's the weather down there, short stack?

It annoys him that he's stuck babysitting someone as tiny as you. It feels like ACTUAL babysitting! How's he supposed to keep track of something so little? Should he just put a toddler leash on you or something??

But on the flip side, it strokes the hell out of his ego to know how much GREATER he is than you. It makes his bluffs threats really stick, you know?

Of course when it comes time that you form a pact with him, he'll NEVER admit that you 'own' him. He'll call you his human, like you're some kind of prize he won. But as his human, he's gotta make sure you're nice and safe. Cue Mammon actually taking good care of you, even if he acts like he doesn't want to.

"Don't get cocky just because I've gotta open doors for you and stuff, human! It's just because it’d be a pain to wait around for ya. Now hurry up with those short legs of yours! I said I was gonna get ya some clothes that fit, and I ain't got all day to wait around!"

Levi

Your tiny size does nothing to help his view of you, and kinda reinforces the whole 'normies suck!' thing he has going on. If anything, it makes him think he's superior!

Though he's gotta admit, he's consumed so much 'size difference' media that he can't help but kinda... want keep you around... But strictly for science! That's all!!

But once he warms up to you, he makes it a habit to keep you in his room so you can watch him play games. You're like a little gaming buddy! He might even let you sit in his lap, if he can get past his weird anxieties

Please,,, please let him pick out something for you to cosplay,,, pl,ease,,,,,,,,

"Hey, normie. You can see the game from there, can't you? ...You can't? I don't have any pillows left, so.... M-maybe you could just use my lap..? Just this once, okay? I don't want you to miss this part, s-so..."

Satan

Satan thinks everything about your arrival is absolutely HILARIOUS. Not only did Lucifer not account for your size, but now the eldest has to scramble around to adjust everything for you! You even need an entire wardrobe tailored to fit!

He's read about humans being small so it wasn't much of a surprise to him, but it's interesting seeing you up close. He towers over you, and we all know how much he likes to instill fear.

But he gets close to you soon enough, and finds himself absentmindedly stroking your head while he's reading. Maybe he's treating you like a cat without realizing it?

Having you around is like a stress relief for him, and sort of emphasizes how much he likes small, cute things. He especially enjoys reading to you, despite how much you emphasize that you can do it on your own.

"Ah, sorry. I started turning the pages for you again, didn't I? I can't help to, since your hands are so small. Why don't you just sit with me and I'll read it to you? ...Ah, I'm petting you again, aren't I?"

Asmo

You are SO ADORABLE!! ❤️❤️❤️ Your itty bitty size reminds him of a toy poodle! Surely you'll be the perfect little model for all sorts of interesting photos! Just wait until his adoring fans find out that he's got a cute pet human!

Though, Lucifer has forbade him from treating you like a toy. Boo...

Either way, Asmo just wants to eat you up! He can't help but pinch your cheeks and steal you away. He drags you around everywhere he goes just for the hell of it, showing you off to everyone he meets.

And when it comes to taking care of you, he coddles you like you're absolutely helpless. You won't have to lift a finger while he's around, unless it's because he's giving you a manicure.

"MC, dear~! Look at this outfit I put together for you~! I modeled it after a few pieces of my own! It took a while to get the stitching right, but I know you'll look darling in it! Care to try it on? I promise I won't peek! Probably.❤️"

Beel

As the tallest of the brothers, it takes everything in him not to think of you as a takeout meal. You could probably fit in a to go bag, yeah?

And you'd better not stand in his way while he eats, because you're practically the same size as some of his snacks, and he’d have no problem eating you in one bite.

But that also means it's extremely easy to carry you around. He can grab you with one hand and just take you everywhere that way. Not that it'll be very comfortable since he can't really grab much other than your clothes, but it's fine-

His biggest concern is how little you eat. Sure you're small, but are you sure you're full? That's all you're gonna eat?? Maybe he should just help you by cutting your meals up? You seem to struggle with the huge utensils anyway-

"Here. I made sure to give you a smaller portion, but I can give you more if you need it. Do you want me to cut it up for you? Oh, and I got some smaller forks, so that should help too. Now you can eat as much as you want."

Belphie

Belphie already knows how small humans are, and that makes it even easier to wring your little neck like a wet towel

But after his redemption arc, he has an epiphany: You're the PERFECT size to hold while he naps. You're like the size of a pillow, but with the warmth of a person!

Have fun trying to escape his arms, because now you've been designated his personal hot water bottle. But that's fine since the plus side is that you get to sleep on top of him like the memory foam mattress he is ✨

It's a pain, but he makes sure you're comfortable, since you're so small and he can imagine it's hard to get around. You just be tired from always having to hoist yourself up onto things and lug around big stuff, right?

"You're always trying to do so much on your own. You're not THAT small, but even still... Aren't you tired of struggling all the time? You should get one of my brothers to do everything for you. Or... you could just stay with me all day. It's fine to be lazy sometimes."

3K notes · View notes

girlindelusionn · 2 years ago

Note

oh my god HELLO i just logged back into tumblr and i screamed when i saw the two chapters you posted 😭 THEY ARE SERIOUSLY everything i could’ve dreamt of and more holy shit u are now my fave person in the world. also yes dw i did mean lover by taylor PLS. u have seriously made me the happiest person on the planet and i will be reading all 10k+ words. ily never stop writing

HI LOVE IM SO GLAD YOU'RE LIKING THIS 😭 you're officially my fave person in the world too, ily and thank u for such sweet words!!

here's chapter three <3

i want them all, robin x you (part 3!)

"We could let our friends crash in the living room

This is our place, we make the call"

part 2! part 4!

You leave the living room to go find more ice and smile like an idiot when you see her cleaning a couple of cups on the sink. Seeing her exist so naturally in your own house still made you unreasonably happy.

She was always beautiful, but tonight it was almost too much. Happiness did that for her. And, against all odds, she had been wrong all those times before. People, or a few of them, weren't that bad. Having friends was not a time bomb, a catastrofe waiting to happen, an eternal countdown. It was pretty cool. And it made her happy. So happy.

This year had been absolutely insane. It was exhausting to even think about it. But along the chaos, hatred and tragedy you two had grown closer to people you'd never in the world would’ve thought. I mean, fucking Steve Harrington was in your house right now! And you were okay with it! You were more than okay. You –and don't you ever tell him– kinda liked him..? Sophomore you is probably calling you a traitor in every language possible, how could you like that idiot?

Honestly, it had been just as surprising as it sounds. It’s not like you planned it.

But Robin and you desperately needed jobs during the summer –cause again, the running away thing– and the mall had recently opened so that was the most obvious choice. Besides, it meant spending all that time together without thinking excuses for your parents, and for two hormonal teenagers who had started dating just a couple months before, it was the best news in the world. Until you found out who was the third person that was gonna be working there. No joke, you almost quit on the spot. Not Steve! Literally anyone but Steve. And you knew Robin felt the same, even though she assured you pretty much every day that Tammy Thompson was not someone she thought about anymore.

But he was pretty chill now that he was out of Hawkins High. Which only proved your theory, school was a monster. He was great with kids, (he had a lot of kid friends, that was kinda weird) he knew how to handle customers (unless it was pretty girls) and he would always cover your shift if you needed to. He was also falling for your girlfriend, which wasn’t great but it was a bit amusing. Overall, he was a good guy.

But you liking Steve was only the beginning of the crazy things that happened during the summer. First there was the code, then the fucking elevator, then the russians (how could you forget the russians?) and then the magic kid and the giant monster.

So it was safe to say, summer had been wild.

Autumn had flown by after all that mess, and senior year had been good so far. Nobody tells you how exciting school can be when you have someone to secretly make out with in the bathroom. Your relationship was as good as it's ever been, keeping secrets was basically second nature for both of you. As sad as that might sound.

Good thing is, your mom and dad had decided to take a vacation for the holidays. Three. Entire. Weeks. Of an empty house and a possibility for you two of, inside these four walls, having a normal life. She had packed a bag and told her parents you were going to yet another break up and were in the urgent need of a “girls week”. Sometimes, like two percent of the time, being gay ruled.

You had spent these weeks cooking, reading, singing and wearing down every vinyl on your collection. Doing all those things you normally wouldn't. And it has been the best time of your life. Every time it got clearer and clearer that Robin was who you wanted to spend your life with. Even if that was something you would never confess to her right now. Even if legally that couldn’t even happen.

“You’re staring” she says. You just snort and hug her from behind. Struggling to get to her shoulder.

“Who gave you the right to be this tall, huh? Who do you think you are?” she laughs at your tease, pretending she can't hear what you're saying from so far above. With that she earns a light punch to her side.

“Ow!”

��You deserved it” you say with a smile that gets quickly attacked by her kiss. Surprised, you look at her with your eyebrows up. “What was that?”

“Oh, it's just something called kissing…” she jokes “I can give lessons anytime soon if you want. Ow!” another punch to the side.

“I mean– we have guests in the house”

“So what? They’re over there and it wouldn’t be so bad either if they found out, right?” your face shows confusion but you keep your smile. “Why are you looking at me that way? If you don’t want them to find out, I won’t tell them or do anything in front of them. At least not on purpose, but you know how hard it is for me to actually shut up! I mean the other day Steve heard me say goodbye to you over the phone and I had to tell him my grandma calls me babygirl and–- “

You kiss her again just to shut her up. A very recurrent situation in your relationship.

“I don’t care, Rob. But I thought you did…” you hug her a little tighter and you feel her relax in your arms.

“I mean, it’s not like I want the entire school to know about it… But maybe just Steve?”

“You wanna tell Steve?” you ask once again just to make sure she’s really okay with it.

“Yeah”

“Alright, then we’ll tell him.” you smile and she follows right after “We wait until Nancy and Jonathan are gone?” she nods and you let her continue with the dishes. The music sounds muffled from here, but you can hear laughter above it.

“So, just for the sake of the tradition…” you ask, sitting above the counter, next to her. “Where are you thinking of running away this year?”

She smiles to herself and thinks for a minute before answering, gaze never leaving the cups.

“Honestly… nowhere.”

You gasp, jokingly. “Who are you and what have you done to my girlfriend?”

She laughs a bit, but she’s serious when she says:

“What have you done to me? You made Hawkins a livable place!”

That thought, the fact that she didn’t care about where she was physically as long as she had you, made you melt with love. She was the sweetest person and you loved her so much it hurt. So, naturally, before leaving the kitchen with the ice in hand you have to steal one more kiss from her. You had planned a simple, quick kiss, but your girlfriend decided to grab your face and deepened it. You had cero (0) complaints, of course, but when you hear Jonathan’s steps in the hallway you barely have time to pull away.

“Guys? Steve just landed on the sacred stair and he might have to go back all the way to the start!” he explains as he enters the kitchen. You both hope he wont realize the faint traices of sexual tension left on the air. Or how you two are a liiitle closer than usual “Hurry up!”

You grab the ice and follow him out of the kitchen, not before shooting Robin a grin.

The other two were still in the living room playing some kind of game Dustin had invented. It made absolutely no sense, but Steve had promised to learn the rules and play with him. Robin had landed in some kind of pit so she had lost fifteen turns. Jonathan was a little ahead of you, but he had terrible luck with the dice. You were doing pretty good, but had drawn a curse card at the beginning of the game, which made it impossible for you to advance more than five steps at a time. And Nancy and Steve were currently fighting for the win. Nancy, who had landed on the “silence cave” and could not talk for the next two turns, was four steps behind him, but now Steve had landed on the “Sacred Stair”.

“So now if you get anything but a three you're doomed?” you ask, incredulously, as soon as you sit back on the table.

Nancy nods, Jonathan checks the handwritten manual for the fifth time, and you can’t help but laugh at Steve’s worried face.

“C’mon, Steve. You can do this.” he cheers himself up. You hear Robin scream “WAIT FOR ME” from the kitchen. A couple seconds later she's back at her spot next to you.

“Give me a three, a three, a three…” he throws the little dice a little too hard, it rolls and rolls and falls under the table. “NOBODY MOVE” All of you four find it hilarious how seriously he was taking this game.

“ITS A FIVE” informs your girlfriend with a smile on her face.

“NO WAY”

“YOU LOST!” joyfully screams Nancy, who was also taking this more seriously than she should.

“WHERE IS IT?”

“Now you have to go back to the book of secrets, babe” laughs her boyfriend.

“ITS A FUCKING FIVE. OH, C'MON!” he laments “After all the time that I spent trying to get the fives for the Philosopher Monster!”

And for a second everyone is happy –except for Steve, obviously– and for the first time in your life you are certain you have found your people.

The rest of the night practically flies by and when you all notice it’s ten thirty. Jonathan and Nancy had promised to be home by eleven, to celebrate with their families, so they say goodbye and thank you for the invitation. Nancy doesn’t lose the opportunity to make fun of Steve one more time before leaving.

“Let’s do this again sometime!” says Jonathan, kind as always.

“Yes! Can’t wait to beat you again, Steve!”

“Oh, shut up”

After a little more bickering the couple is gone and Steve stands by the door awkwardly. You know the problem, he didn’t have any family to spend the night with and he was also too embarrassed to tell you both, which was ridiculous.

“Well… I should get going too…”

“Steve, dingus, you can stay over '' clarifies Robin. His face lights up a bit, but he’s still a bit unsure.

“You’re sure?” he asks you, the owner of the house.

“Of course, Harrington.” You smile and he gives you a hug that catches you off guard. He even takes advantage of the height difference too and lifts you a little off the ground. You laugh and hit him on the back of the head, jokingly. “Put me down, idiot!” he does so and thanks you once more “Now, when you had the genius idea of knocking the board off the table–“

“Nancy’s fault!”

“… you also knocked the little carrots, I want them out of my floor by the time I’m done with dishes. Robin you’re in swapping duty, or the spilled soda it's gonna end up sticking to the floor”

“Yes, ma’am!” They both say. Posing as soldiers, with hands on their foreheads. You roll your eyes, and make your way to the kitchen.

After a while of tedious cleaning, —those damn carrots had flown everywhere— you take downstairs the couple of mattresses you kept for visitors and make a big bed in the middle of the living room. Steve’s early Christmas gift for Robin and you, a Queen record, was playing softly in the background and the clock on the wall marked fifteen minutes till midnight.

Steve’s in the bathroom but Robin and you are already in bed. She’s nervous, you can tell. She’s slightly trembling and fidgeting with her hands. It isn’t really the first time you both do this, but it’s as terrifying as the last time:

You two walk the distance between your math class and Mr Hauser’s classroom as you damn this fucking school for being so closed minded. All you wanna do right now is hold her shaking hand.

“We don't have to do this, you know?”

“But I want to.” She reminds you. You’re unsure “I really do. I'm just a bit nervous.”

“Are you sure this is gonna be fine? Maybe we could start with someone safer?” you offer when you face the door. Robin shakes her head no.

“Trust me, there’s no one safer than Mr Hauser.” you’re still not a hundred percent convinced, but she looks sure of her words and you would trust her with your life, so you knock on the door.

You both enter after you hear his “come in!”. He looks surprised to see you.

“Robin! Y/N! How nice to see you both” he greets.

��Hi” says Robin, who’s getting more and more nervous every second that passes.

“Hi, Mr Hauser.”

You occupy the first two seats as you chat about your winter break. Well, you and Mr Hauser, Robin is weirdly quiet because of the nerves. You try to help by holding her hand under the table.

“All the way to California?” the teacher is telling you about the winter break he spent visiting his family “That must have been nice"

“Yes! Great weather. And I even managed to find a copy of–”

“SO WE'RE DATING” says Robin out of the blue. You look at her astonished. “Y/N and I, we’re kinda– not kinda, we’re dating.” she explains. Her face is the same shade of red as her converse.

“Oh…” he says with a confused smile. You hold your breath, you know how much Mr Hauser means to her and not having his support would be devastating for Robin. “That’s great! I’m happy for you both"

You continue with the conversation, Robin actually participating this time. You even get to tell him all about your traveling plans. You also find out Mr Hauser was already aware of Operation Croissant, apparently Robin told him all about it, and he confesses he pretty much knew there was something going on between you two.

You’re having a really good time, but after a while you need to go. Today you had a geography test and you needed every second possible to study so you say goodbye to her and the teacher and make your way to the library. As soon as you leave Robin turns back to see Mr Hauser, who’s looking at her with a grin, waiting for her to talk.

“I know that you feel like I'm rushing into this, and it's probably a bad idea to make all these plans when we’re so young and delusional but—” she starts to ramble.

“Robin…"

“No, no, I know what you’re gonna say. ‘That’s just me being really in love for the first time’ but honestly it feels like i'm never gonna love anybody but her. Which I know sounds ridiculous cause we’re only seventeen and we have all our lives ahead of us an–”

“I was going to say that you look genuinely happy for the first time, Robin.” he explains with a small smile.

“Oh…” she breathes “I am. I really am.”

“Then there’s nothing more to say.”

So the whole telling Mr Hauser had gone well, and chances were telling Steve would go just as good. But it still felt awfully scary.

“STEVE, CAN YOU HURRY UP, DUDE?” Robin yells at him. She just wants to let it out.

“IM IN THE BATHROOM” he complains.

“AND WHAT’S TAKING YOU SO LON—?”

“WE DON’T WANT DETAILS. I REPEAT, WE DO NOT WANT DETAILS” you look at her with an ‘are you insane?’ look. Robin shrugs and you sight. “Rob, it’s gonna be okay, dummy. It’s just Steve.”

She looks at you and you know she’s really trying to believe you, but it's just not that simple.

“I know, I know. It 's just… too much, sometimes.” She shows her trembling hands and this time you do kiss her, taking advantage of the fact Steve’s still in the bathroom. Starting to realize this might be the last time hiding kisses. At least from him.

That sounded wonderful. So wonderful you kiss her even fondly. She accepts it, running her hand through your hair.

“WHAT?”

Oh, fuck.

You drift apart from your girlfriend, who is still too shocked to even speak. She has the same guilty smile as you do. Like two kids caught red handed.

“…WHEN? W— WHAT?”

You might have broken Steve.

“YOU TWO ARE…” he starts to guess.

“Dating, yeah.” You explain. But that doesn’t erase his frown and confused gaze.

“For how long?” He says after a few seconds of silence.

You turn to Robin with a knowing look. “…a while”

“FOR HOW LONG Y/LN?” He’s not mad, just surprised. How could he have missed this completely?

“Nine months.” you reply.

“WHAT? SO YOU WERE ALREADY DATING WHEN I MET YOU?”

“Technically–” finally speaks Robin “ …yes. But only for a few weeks.”

“Wait, and all that time I…”

“Wanted to bang my girlfriend?” You complete his sentence “Yes, that was funny. But I don’t blame you, though, look at her.”

“Oh, shut up” complains Robin, rolling her eyes at you. You respond by sticking your tongue out. She tries to hide her smile, but, as always, fails miserably.

You’re about to make fun of her yet again, but remember Steve’s still sitting in front of you. He’s wearing one of your giant t-shirts, those he's been trying to steal for the longest time, you make a mental note to make sure he actually gives it back before leaving tomorrow morning. He’s still processing, you think, but just to make sure Robin asks:

“Are you… Are you okay with it?” there’s worry in her voice and that makes him snap out of his thoughts.

“Of course!” he assures and you feel her breathe again. It physically hurts to see her that anxious. She didn’t deserve a single bad thing. Ever. “I mean it’s a lot. And I feel like an idiot for not noticing–”

“Oh, that’s old news, Steve.” Robin chuckles, he doesn't find it as funny.

“Well I was gonna talk about how you two are actually a match made in heaven and how I'm so happy for you guys, but whatever...”

“Dear God, you’re such a drama queen.”

“Come over here, you dingus.”

You three hug and when you drift apart Robin’s smile could light up the room. You have never seen her smiling so big. It takes you every bit of self control to not kiss her right there on the spot.

Then you remember. You can! You can kiss her right here right now! In front of someone!

So you do.

“Gross!” Jokes Steve. Earning not one but two punches, one in each shoulder.

#wlw #stranger things #robin buckley #robin buckley x you #dating robin buckley #robin buckley x female reader #lgbt #steve harrington #nancy wheeler #jonathan byers #nancy and jonathan

62 notes · View notes

halsteadlover · 4 years ago

Text

𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐠

*Gif not mine credits to the owner*

• Pairing: Jay Halstead x Reader.

• Requested by anon: Hi gorgeous, i rlly am in love with "is that my hoodie baby?" and "i want one" i was wondering if you could do an imagine where whole intelligence stays in a hotel after a gala and reader and jay spend the night on the same room doing it and the next morning both are full of hickeys and intelligence tease them a lot about it and how the reader was too loud and reader is rlly embarrassed and jay comforts y/n. Totally understand if you don't feel like doing it, btw I Love your imagines ❤️

• Warnings: Smut (18+), swearing.

• Word count: 3699.

• A/N: Please read this only if you're 18+. I'm sorry for any mistakes and I hope this turned out okay, lemme know what you think. Sending lots of love to everyone, pls stay safe out there ❤️.

The night of the Gala was one of the hottest ever and having the Chicago police uniform on certainly didn't help. This was one of the many reasons you hated that event but for some strange reason the presence of Detective Jay Halstead made that evening much less unpleasant. You found yourself unable to take your eyes off him, something with him wearing that uniform drove you crazy and trying not to think about how much you wanted to tear that blue shirt off him became almost impossible.

Jay had noticed the way you were looking at him and that's why he thought it was a good idea to tease you. The way you tried to pretend nothing was happening when he put his hand on your thigh under the table and slid it until he touched your intimate area with his fingers, or how you blushed when he approached you while no one was looking and whispering the things he wanted to do to you, Jay was really having a hard time trying not to drag you into the bathrooms.

“God I can't wait to be alone with you and fuck the life out of you,” he whispered into your ear after reaching out to you and resting his hand on the back of your chair. The wine you were drinking went awry and you started coughing, causing the rest of the team to turn towards you with a worried look.

“Are you okay?” Hailey asked immediately handing you a glass of water.

“Yeah I'm okay, thank you,” you said and then drank the water she gave you. You threw a lightning glance at Jay who in the meantime was trying to keep himself from grinning. If looks could seriously strike Jay Halstead would sure be ashes in his chair by now. You took a deep breath trying to regain control of yourself and try not to actually think of Jay fucking your life out.

Fucking bastard, he liked seeing you so tense and eager.

Well, two can play that game.

While he was talking to Antonio, you put your hand on the crotch of his pants, making him wince slightly. Jay tried to remain as indifferent as possible as he glanced at you, you pretending nothing happened while laughing and joking with Hailey. Jay didn't have a clue what Antonio was saying anymore because of the way you were touching him over his pants and trying not to moan was impossible. He had no idea how he would be able to get up from that table with the erection he had between his legs and he couldn't help but think about how that little game he was playing with you had backfired.

“You alright man?” Antonio suddenly asked when he noticed Jay's flushed cheeks and the way his breathing was accelerated. He seriously thought he was having a panic attack.

“Yes, it's just too hot here,” Jay replied almost heaving a sigh of relief when you removed your hand. He didn't know how long he would be able to hold out without making any noise. “I'm going to the bathroom, excuse me,” he continued, taking his jacket from the chair and covering himself before getting up. You tried not to laugh when he glared at you, giving him a wink.

That evening was one of the longest of your life and you have never been so happy to go back to the hotel. After saying goodbye to the rest of the Intelligence members you headed to your room but didn't have time to close the door as you felt a presence behind you. Before you realized what was happening, Jay had already pinned you against the wall, his mouth on yours as he devoured you in a deep and fiery kiss.

Before your mind could think of it you were already kissing him back, your arms around his neck and your hands through his hair.

“Fuck I've been waiting all night for this,” he whispered before sowing kisses down your jaw and all the way to your neck. You couldn't help but let out sighs as he started licking and sucking the skin of your neck, at that place he knew made you lose your mind. One hand tightly gripped your waist as if he was trying as much as possible to pull you to his body, his erection rubbing on your center, the other one grabbed your boob. His movements were frantic, his touch possessive and decisive, there was no doubt that he wanted you, and he wanted you right away.

Your hands wandered all over his toned, sculpted body, your eyes closed as you enjoyed the feel of Jay's mouth on you. You felt like you couldn't breath, the desire you had for this man was so intense you really thought you couldn't survive.

You were a whole of touches, caresses, kisses and sighs. It wasn't the first time you and Jay were in that situation, but the desire and lust you both had for each other was so intense it was hard to describe, your minds were now devoid of any lucid thoughts as you undressed each other.

You were both shirtless as Jay knelt in front of you, his eyes fixed in yours. God, no matter how many times you looked at him, the way his bright green eyes made you feel would always make your knees go weak.

His lips traced kisses all along your stomach up to the waistband of your pants. “Can I?” he asked you before continuing. You nodded frantically, getting a grin from him. You were so quivering and impatient that you felt you were going to explode, you wanted him so badly, you wanted to feel his hands all over your body.

He was literally mesmerized when you stood naked in front of him after he helped you get rid of the last clothes, these thrown in an indefinite part of the room.

“God damn Y/N you're so fucking beautiful,” he said, his eyes tracing every single millimeter of your body. He had seen you naked countless times but damn it always felt like it was the first time, he was so damn attracted to you, he couldn't believe how fucking beautiful you were. A moan came out your lips as his hand stroked your pussy, your legs spontaneously spread.

“All mine,” he whispered looking at you as if you were the most beautiful of wonders. And damn you were, you were perfect in his eyes. You felt your soul leaving your body when without warning he placed his mouth on your wet, throbbing pussy. “So fucking wet.”

“Oh fuck” you loudly moaned when he started licking and sucking your clit. Your back arched, your hand in Jay's hair as you gently tugged it, your hips moving to the rhythm of Jay's licking. He let out a groan when you pulled his hair and the mere sight of your other hand on your breast as you touched yourself almost made him come in boxers.

“Jay you're so fucking good please don't stop...” you moaned.

With one hand Jay grabbed your thigh and put your leg around his shoulder and you almost passed out when he slid two fingers inside you. At that point you had no idea how you managed to stand still, by now your legs felt like jelly.

“Fuck baby you have no idea what you're doing to me,” he said, his eyes on you as he enjoyed the sight of you quivering under his touch, your eyes closed and your mouth slightly open with pleasure.

“Jay I...” you tried to talk but you didn't even know what you meant, your mind was totally clouded. You knew you couldn't hold out any further. It was as if electric arrows shot through your body as the orgasm overwhelmed you, vision blurred for a few seconds as your chest rose and fell quickly.

“Best meal I had all day.”

You felt like you were about to collapse against that wall but Jay luckily held you tightly, preventing you from melting to the ground like snow in the sun.

“Fuck how does it get better and better? God...” you said, still ecstatic as you tried to recover from that wonderful orgasm.

Jay chuckled. “What can I say, we practice a lot”. He sowed kisses on your inner thigh making you smile when he nibbled you. You placed your hands on his face and kissed him passionately, making him stand up and pressing your back against the cold wall again.

You gave him one last kiss before moving your lips to his neck, starting to bite and suck on his skin. He muttered a slight “Fuck” under his breath, eyes closed as he enjoyed that sensation.

Jay couldn't take his eyes off you as he watched you sow kisses down his chest, his abs, all the way to the V-line that disappeared inside his pants. The sight alone made you lose your mind, that man was so good looking it hurt.

“God Jay you are so handsome,” you whispered as your hands caressed him everywhere, his stomach, hips, legs, lingering in a particular way on those freckles that made you so crazy.

“Y/N...” he sighed as you stroked him over the top of his pants. He was so hard and the boxers so tight it was almost painful. You bit your lip as you pulled down his pants and boxers finally releasing his erection, your legs spontaneously tightening at the sight of his hard and big dick. With one hand you gently encircled the shaft of his penis, starting to move slowly up and down, your thumb drawing imaginary circles on his tip wet from his precum.

“Holy fuck...” he signed his mouth wide open. While you continued to masturbate him with your hand, you ran your tongue along his hips, slowly moving it towards his penis “Y/N stop playing with me”.

“What do you want?” you asked putting on the most seductive tone you were capable of.

“I want to fuck that little pretty mouth of yours,” he groaned. You gave him a little smirk and when he thought you were going to finally give him a blowjob you lingered a bit on his inner thigh, teasing him with kisses and nibbling the area. Seeing him writhe with desire under your touch caused you a pleasure that was not describable. You loved seeing the way only you could make him feel, it was a vision you would never get used to.

“Y/N...” he started to say but almost had a heart attack when with your tongue out, you licked the lower part of his penis up to the tip. That simple viewing was better of any porn scene. Jay's hand tightened around your hair, pleasure running through his veins.

“Holy shit baby… It's so fucking good,” he cursed, moaning loudly as you licked and kissed his sensitive tip. “God you drive me crazy.”

Hearing Jay moan like that only increased your desire to please him. Jay almost felt his soul come out of his body as you encircled his dick with your lips, your head starting to slowly back and forth.

“Oh my God Y/N” he moaned softly, throwing his head back, his eyes closed from his pleasure as you gave him the best blowjob of his life “I'm going to fuck your brains out.”

You felt your pussy throbbing at the sound of those words, so much that you found yourself squeezing your thighs again in search of some relief. Your eyes were fixed on Jay and seeing his jaw contracted with pleasure, his chest rising and falling quickly, his eyes half closed and his mouth wide open, encouraged you to pick up speed.

Jay looked down at you and the feeling he got when your eyes met his again was something wonderful. He took off a lock of hair that ended up in front of your eyes.

“Holy shit!” he let out a particularly loud moan as he felt your tongue spin around his dick as you sucked it. His hips were moving forward and God only knew how much he was holding onto moving faster.

“God baby you are so beautiful with my dick in your mouth” he moaned, now a mess of moans and gasps “Oh fuck yes just like that.”

You tried to suppress the retching Jay caused when he hit you deep in your throat. You were breathing through your nostrils, and although it wasn't the most comfortable position it was worth it for the wonderful vision you were having.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, stop please... I want to be inside you,” Jay mumbled, feeling the orgasm begin to build inside him. He took a step back and when he looked down at you he couldn't help but notice your flushed cheeks and swollen red lips, your chest rising and falling quickly as you tried to regulate your breathing. He didn't give you time to say or do something that his mouth was already back on yours in an impetuous, passionate kiss, his naked body against yours as he held you pressed against the wall. Your arms encircled Jay's neck, your hands in his hair as you tried to draw him as close to you as possible. It was so good to feel his skin against yours, never like then you wished that moment would never end.

“I'm going to fuck you against this wall and on every inch of this room you hear me?” he whispered against your ear, causing shivers through your whole body. He held your thighs possessively as your legs encircled his hips. A moan escaped your lips as Jay began rubbing your clit with his dick until he reached your entrance.

A guttural moan escaped both of you as Jay slid inside you. His head was in the hollow of your neck, his lips sucking and biting your skin. You threw your head back, your mouth wide open with pleasure as your fingers were scratching Jay's back.

“Fuck baby it's so beautiful inside you,” he gasped, his lips nibbling your neck, your earlobe “So wet and so tight even if I fuck you all the time.”

“Shit Jay move, please,” you said, pleading, completely out of breath. Jay didn't have to repeat it twice and began to move his hips, first slowly, then increasing the pace.

“Oh my god yes... Yes,” you moaned, your mind completely clouded with the pleasure you were feeling. You grabbed Jay by his face, kissing him passionately as he continued to thrust fast and hard inside you. You started sucking and biting the skin of his neck as Jay had his forehead resting on your shoulder, your hands in his hair. His fingers pressed so hard on your thighs that they would surely make their mark but you didn't care. It was like it was just the two of you, the rest of the world disappeared as you were both lost in each other.

You pressed your lips to Jay's again to try to stop your moans, in such a frantic and messy kiss in stark contrast to his strong and vigorous thrusts. God, sometimes it seemed like you could feel it in your stomach.

“Ah yes Jay...” you loudly moaned but tried to stop by biting his shoulder “Fuck right there right there right there” you frantically continued when he hit your G-spot. No matter how many times you and Jay did it, you would never stop wondering how fucking good sex was with him, so intense, violent, excessive and exciting.

“Just mine... All fucking mine,” he groaned as he kept marking your neck with his kisses. You let out yelp, both of you struggling to keep it together, overburden with lust and passion.

“God damn you make me feel so good baby,” you digged your nail in his back as if you were trying to release all the tension you felt.

“Baby I'm... I'm so close,” he moaned, his thrusts even deeper and more frenetic than before as he felt his orgasm building.

“Come for me baby... Show me how good you are.” He gave one last push before coming out of you and ejecting his warm cum all over your belly and chest. Fuck, he thought he reached heaven for a moment.

Jay quickly replaced his dick with his fingers, starting to touch your clit and causing you to explode into another powerful orgasm. You felt as if your senses had for a moment vanished due to the intense waves of orgasm going through your body and for Jay to see you totally lose control it was like he had come for a second time. God only knew how fucking much be loved pleasing you.

“Kiss me,” you whispered breathlessly and Jay didn't have to repeat it twice. Your hands cupped his face as you exchanged a sweet, romantic kiss, him still holding you against the wall. You were grateful as you didn't think you could stand up right now.

“We should take a shower,” you told him, a smile on your lips as he continued to kiss you.

“I love when you smile like that” he whispered, his lips raised in a smile as he kept looking at you. He didn't know why he kept denying it, it was so obvious that he totally lost his mind to you.

“I love it too when you smile, your eyes light up when you do it,” you said and before you could say anything else he was kissing you again.

“Ready for the shower?” he asked you, the expression on his face that suggested something other than a simple shower.

Jay kept his word and took you on every surface of your hotel room, on the bed, in the shower, even in front of the window and the mirror. Needless to say, neither of you had slept a bit except for an hour and a half. Waking up the next morning was torture but the exhaustion was replaced by horror when, after taking yet another shower, you looked in the mirror, noticing your neck and chest full of hickeys.

“Jay what did you do to me?!” you exclaimed as soon as you returned to your room. Jay in the meantime was getting dressed after taking a shower before you did. He looked at you with a grin on his lips, unable to suppress the sense of satisfaction when he saw you full of the signs that testified your wild and passionate night.

“I could ask you the same question detective,” he chuckled pointing to his neck and chest. You widened your eyes noticing that he too was covered with hickeys.

“Oh,” you just said “Oh my God, they'll find out”.

“They won't found baby, don't worry.”

How wrong was Jay.

When you met the rest of the team for breakfast at the hotel, Adam wasted no time making one of his jokes.

“So Y/N how did you sleep last night?” he asked, looking at you with a smirk on his face.

“Very well thank you,” you replied, trying to ignore the way he was looking at you.

“I'm glad to hear that,” he said before taking a bite of his donut “I didn't sleep so well.”

“Why?” Hailey asked.

“Let's say the people in the next room have been hitting all night.”

Your heart almost stopped in your chest. You and Jay exchanged glances, both trying to remain indifferent.

“Do you want to guess who it is?” Adam asked as he watched the rest of the team.

“Oh is that someone we know then?” Kim asked with surprise.

“Just look around us,” Adam said and everyone's eyes widened when they looked at you and Jay, noticing both of your necks full of hickeys. It didn't take long to figure out what happened. You tried as much as possible to hide them but it wasn't enough.

“No fucking way!”.

“I knew it! I knew it!”.

“You're so good Jay don't stop,” Adam pretended to moan and at that point you wanted nothing more than to sink into the ground. Your cheeks were red with embarrassment and you were staring at the coffee in your hands, not having the courage to look at others.

They began to exclaim as they made fun of both you and Jay. He noticed the way you weren't comfortable, moving in your chair as if you couldn't wait to leave. He placed a hand on your back and gently stroked you in an attempt to make you feel better, knowing full well how much you hated being the center of attention.

“I had no idea that a porn star was hiding in you Y/N” Adam laughed and at that point Jay interrupted him, annoyed by his friend's words.

“Adam stop it right now,” he said in a slightly hostile tone “Leave her alone before I'll seriously knock you out.”

“C'mon man I was just kidding,” Adam responded slightly surprised by the way Jay was so defensive towards you.

“I don't care, what we do is our business and it's not nice of you to talk about it when it's clear that she isn't comfortable with it.”

You tried to hide the smile that threatened to come out on your face and you found yourself grabbing his hand under the table.

“I'm sorry Y/N I didn't mean to be disrespectful,” Adam said sincerely and you gave him a little smile. He always joked like this with everyone, you knew it wasn't his intention to embarrassed.

“It's okay.”

“So are you two together?” Antonio asked alternating the gaze between you and Jay. You didn't know how to answer that question. How were you supposed to answer if you first didn't know what was going on between you and Jay?

“Yes we are,” he replied, putting an arm around his shoulder and pulling you to him to give you a kiss on your temple. You smiled at him, incredulous, and at that point Kevin started clapping his hands.

“Give me all your money I won my bet!”

Click here to be added in the tag list ❤️

Main Masterlist

Jay Halstead Masterlist

Support me on Ko-Fi ☕️

Side blog -> @halsteadloverslibrary

733 notes · View notes

yanderecandystore · 3 years ago

Note

more albedo content pls? 😳 but this time, one of his siblings take a liking to (fem) reader & invites them over to work on a project. and y/n is like this 🥰 with the sibling, but 😐 to albedo ? I need revenge

At first I was confused, thinking that maybe you had mixed some characters around but after rereading it I understood what your request is about- Though I would appreciate it if you could clarify one thing, is this like an AU? Because your request is about Albedo the butterfly fairy yet it sounded like maybe you have a more modern/urban scenario in mind-

Am I correct?

Cause I don't really mind switching characters around and having them in different settings, I really like it actually, though I think I may have caused a bit of a problem with that considering how I have a lot of characters and it can be confusing for me and everyone reading XD.

I imagine that you won't be able to answer me at the moment, but I love watching Albedo struggle so let's give it a try!

TW/Tags: F!Reader // Albedo doesn't really have any siblings so I may switch your request a bit, I'm sorry in advance- // This is so exciting for some reason, I'm getting giggly over this concept boo // jealousy // tantrum/outburst // pretty short, sorry I'm going through some stuff so I haven't really been writing a lot, sorry for the waiting // implied kidnapping/mentions of kidnapping being planned out // delusional thinking // unresolved mental issues (he never takes care of his mental health to be honest)

🍭꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍰꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖🍭

Embarrassed [Yandere!Fairy!OC x F!Reader - Headcanon]:

So let's start with the obvious- Albedo is pretty popular and most people would consider him easy going, he has a variety of people that he counts on, but he has a hard time getting through to you.

Anytime spent with you is too short for his stupidly lovestruck heart, someone always intervenes, and sometimes you're barely taking attention to him like everyone else.

His way of dealing with this frustration is to act uninterested, distancing himself and even coming across as rude, no wonder you can't see how he feels about you.

Any reason he can get to be near you, he'll use it despite being a bit hmm- awkward, if not mean.

He doesn't think he is THAT awful to be around, you're the one who can't see someone crushing on you even when they're in your face! Like he is! Constantly!!

Or maybe you just- Don't care… About him.!? That would be awful but it makes a lot of sense. Maybe if he stopped calling you an idiot at every opportunity he finds would help his case a lot more.

Let's say that you two had friends in common, not that surprising since he IS pretty popular, but let's say you weren't aware of just how many people keep in contact with him- And that you had to work with them on some kind of project over the weekend.

You can bet he'll be there as if this was all a coincidence and not that he planned it all out for you three to be in the same group so you two could spend time together-

Of course it hurts his ego that you only came here because of someone else, but let's be honest he kinda deserved it. He doesn't treat everyone too harshly but it's clear that he treats you differently on some kind of level, all his close friends know he can be rude but doesn't really mean it but when it comes to you it is hard to tell.

What was supposed to be a fun time for him ended up being a horrible waste of time, not only was the project extremely boring to him whenever his friend was around you wouldn't even look at him or say a word to him. Seriously, you think he didn't notice how you asked his friend to pick up something while he was RIGHT THERE in front of it?

Oh how cute, you blush at their jokes but not his, "heh" will never be a good enough answer for anyone. It's kinda manipulative of you, to treat him so harshly as if he was dirt below you, guess this is karma.

Albedo is 100% struggling during this whole thing, not only is he fuming with jealousy but the more you try to create a cold barrier between you two the more he thinks it's on purpose.

You're trying to get him to act out, he is sure of it!

"- This is getting ridiculous…" Curses the pathetic man sitting in the corner of the room, waiting for the moment his friend gets away from you so he could have a word or two.

Of course, he doesn't think his friends are at fault in this, they've been trying their best to push you two together so he doubts they have ulterior motives… But… Can he be sure?

He knows he can get- A bit paranoid, and overreact to things too quickly but- He can't help but wonder what is this strange chemistry coming from you two.

His friend did know Albedo liked you, right? They agreed with having you two over because they knew how much he adores you, right? It's impossible they would never start liking you at a time like this, right??

He feels like he is third wheeling in a situation that was created by him, this goes beyond awkwardness and goes straight into irony territory. His ego was already fragile but this moment is cutting deep inside him.

Being right or not didn't matter at the moment, you two were crossing a line right in front of his eyes- He didn't even get the chance to hold you yet his friend can?? Nope, no, not happening.

This would have been fine if you three were together, but being left out of anything is just a nightmare to this social butterfly. The moment you're left alone with him, be ready to hear some unreasonable scolding about how you have treated him unfairly for way too long.

He isn't one to force you to do it but can you at least give him a reason as to why you hate him so much?? And if he can change whatever it is?? God, you're so difficult.

Maybe he had over planned this whole day to be sort of a relationship starter, he was hoping today he would be able to not only tell you how much he loves you but also take you out on a date- Yet here we are, you ruined it.

"- You ruined this whole day for me, and all because of them. What do they have that I don't? I've been nothing but sweet to you yet you give me a cold shoulder and rather spend time with them then me."

"- I'm not taking this anymore, I don't care if you hate me because I love you alright?! There ya go!"

Honestly, what else can he do? The truth is out now in the most awkward way possible. It's infuriating but you brought this to yourself, that's it, he has to do something about you- He was almost completely blinded by those thoughts until he got to see your scared yet dumbfounded face.

You didn't seem terrified- As much as you seemed…. Disappointed. Who wouldn't be? He was acting like an angry ex, he had opened up the worst part of himself to you in the most inconvenient moment.

Of course he would feel embarrassed about having a tantrum so suddenly and in his friend's house, he was so ashamed he didn't resist the urge to run away before saying goodbye. He was ashamed of what he did but even more so of letting you see him like this, and it's no doubt his friend got a glimpse of him running away.

Oh God, you're going to tell them what happened.

Otherwise his perfect and cold persona is going to get thrown out the window and people are going to see how pathetic he really is when it comes to you. He is hurt but he is even more worried about coming across as a clown (he already is one) for getting rejected by someone like you.

Not that you're not wonderful, you are, you're better than him, he knows that- Others don't.

What can he do in a situation like this?? He can't let his friend get you of course, obviously, he can't let you go round and ruin his reputation by telling everyone about his outburst.

He can't live without you, and there is no way you're taking him after seeing how easily he flips. No, no, he would promise you how he wouldn't do it again but you probably wouldn't trust him, HE doesn't trust himself.

No, no, please he can't imagine being away from you. Ugh, just to imagine the disgust in your face if he ever shows himself again- What can a man as self-conscious as he is do about this?

There is only one thought that comes to mind that seems to solve all his problems, though it doesn't seem like the best option, I mean he doesn't have enough space and sometimes he can be really petty if he isn't given privacy.

But locking you inside his place doesn't sound so bad, he could at least get to clear up some of the embarrassment he just went through and he could convince you that he isn't that bad-

Though convincing you to get into his house in the first place may be a bit difficult, ugh, he doesn't know what to do, he wants to shove his head into the ground and never see the sunlight again!

🍭꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍰꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡🍮꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖🍭

#yandere oc #yandere candy store #yandere ocs #choco stuff #yandere #yandere fairy x reader #yandere fairy #yandere fairy oc #yandere x reader #yandere headcanon #lowkey:#bully #I'm having an hard time focusing sorry #yandere tsundere

86 notes · View notes

tinkerbellwoo · 4 years ago

Text

Ateez As Types Of People At A House Party

Hongjoong

This dude is the babysitter for sure

Socialising with his friends one minute and “Mingi! Get down from there!” the next

Likes to drink socially but you won't catch him drunk since he has to take care of his 6 crackhead kids (Seonghwa does not apply lol)

100% will join in on a freestyle dance contest and will win

Very social and smiley, will get along with most people

10/10 Hongjoong best babysitter

Seonghwa

Kind of shy but once he gets a few beers down his neck he's all good

Will ignore the chaos the other members are causing and pretends he isn’t associated with them

Gets super uncomfortable with the amount of crumbs and empty cups so begins to clean when nobody is watching

Everybody wants to see him drunk until he does a sexy dance to ‘Baby Shark’

Would honestly probably zone out at one point due to the chaos

Help him pls he just wants to go home

Yunho

Twerk master - it’s over for these hoes when he starts bouncing cakes

Excited puppy, will talk to anyone and be super smiley

This dude will not sit down though! Absolutely determined to be everywhere at once

He’s the one to call the ambulance for another member when they fuck themselves up

“Bro I told you it was a bad idea... Wooyoung got it on video though it’s so funny you gotta watch it”

Drinking game ace! Everybody wants to be on his team and he’ll play with anyone and everyone

Yeosang

Walks into the house and asks for the wifi password before even greeting anyone

He definitely is the reason for a member needing an ambulance due to his encouragement towards the terrible idea to do a front flip off of the roof

Sips his drink in amusement as he watches people make bad decisions

This dude is like a fox, you hardly see him, doesn't communicate much, quiet but knows and sees everything

Approaches the other members while they talk to their friends just so he can bring up an embarrassing story about them from years ago to make people laugh

A savage... just an absolute savage

San

Loud as fuck part 1

His favourite song comes on and its game over, jumping all over the place and screaming the lyrics as he holds his drink in the air

Always on the same team as Wooyoung when playing beer pong and will do their “Amicus Ad Aras” shit as people stand there confused

The only time he’s quiet is when he goes to the bathroom but you know when he returns because he starts yelling in the doorway

He always has a drink in his hand and brings refills for his friends so they can get as drunk as him

Laughs at people when they hurt themselves but will ask if they are okay

Mingi

Now this dude... This dude is the one that needs the ambulance

Gets too drunk and is convinced he is invincible, resulting in him attempting a front flip into the pool from the roof (with encouragement from Yeosang) and misses the pool

The tallest motherfucker in this joint, you can spot him from a mile away

Fascinated by the fish tank in the living room and will start communicating with the fish

Would probably be an emotional drunk and start crying when the fish don't respond to him

Is the main member that Hongjoong has to keep an eye on because he's got different personalities based on what alcohol he gets drunk on...

Wooyoung

Loud as fuck part 2

He’s the paparazzi dude, always filming shit and taking pictures of everything. His snapchat story is definitely like an hour long

Always screaming “Ayyy”

You can hear him laugh from the other side of the house

Friends with E V E R Y O N E

Encourages people (especially Seonghwa) to get drunk off their face so he can take pictures and laugh. Just a bad influence but a lot of fun

Do not trust him around people that pass out! He will draw shit on your face with a sharpie and post about a dozen pictures of his pranks

Jongho

This kid ALWAYS has a fucking Smirnoff Ice in his hand

You can catch him leaning against a wall or a counter as he brags to the ladies about how he can break apples in half with his bare hands

Puts his fist through a watermelon and acts like it’s no biggie to impress the females and scare off the dudes

Everyone screams the lyrics but this kid belts the words with perfect tone lmfao

Questionable freestyle dancing

Laughs when the ambulance arrives because he knows it’s for one of his members

Sets his lock screen to the photo Wooyoung took of Mingi mid-flight before his little accident

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

A/N - Hi! Firstly I’d like to point out that this should in no way be taken seriously nor should it be seen as an accurate representation of the boys, it is 100% a joke and just a bit of banter. I’ve had this idea for a little while and wanted to do something different with a bit of a crack vibe to it haha. I enjoyed making this so expect similar OT8 content in the future and let me know if you want to see more! Thanks for reading 💙

Tag List - @simphwa @yunhoiseyecandy @multidreams-and-desires

212 notes · View notes

questionnete · 3 years ago

Text

Pls don't read this because this is my rant post. I don't know what I'm saying here so ye

Loving these obviously side characters is difficult. Why would you choose these ones who you barely knew about cause the author doesn't give too much care about them? Oh yeah you have that Side Character syndrome.

URGGGHHHH being a Tobirama fan sucks. They only give you small scraps of content in canon and making him look like a weak character even though he was really on par with the other two. The 'Haha Uchihas are dead lololol' memes about him isn't funny anymore and many people are really taking it seriously. Listen he ISN'T racist, He doubts and distrusts them (more specifically Madara who he knows he messed up big time) but isn't it the same for other clans who are also at war during that time (if not, then you're really a bad shinobi that could lead your clan into a massacre), they had been in a war with each other for kami how long by that black 'oh I'm the one who planned these wars and conflicts all along' turd. Izuna didn't die on the battlefield, he has a major injury and it could possibly be healed by the Senjus. So did he accept peace between them? No, it was his choice and it was understandable that his distrust with the Senju is strong that he'd rather die, so what do you call that, racism? No, it's just the distrust between two enemies who had been fighting who knows how long that they don't even know the reason why. Izuna and Tobirama didn't talk and became friends like Madara and Hashirama did, so how would they understand each other? The moving of the Uchiha compound was Danzo's doing (I'm not reading that Itachi's POV novel) and I know there are more conflicts between him and the Uchiha clan people keep talking but personallt the two things he did wrong is that 1. He died too early. Sacrificing himrself is a stupid move that could lead the downfall of the village , and 2. Picking one of his YOUNG (probably) politically naive students as Hokage where you only know he'd sacrifice himself for the village rather than having someone who is very capable at handling the village, not everyone can be as good as you Tobirama I still love you doe and you should have a rest day or a vacation once in a while (well I blame it to the writers/Kishimoto with these kinds of unexpected events that the characters could easily solve) and the Edo tensei thing he did? He's not even half complete at finishing it wtf, at least he stopped when Hashirama told him not to continue. And people talking about his questionable morals... is he really the worst one? It's more like new generations are being direspectful and manipulating what Tobi's abandoned inventions/jutsu. He's basically a inventor or scientist, they experiment on new stuff that they don't know if it would be harmful or not and my boy is scarily dedicated and curious plus I like morally grey characters better most of the time.

Being a Vergil fan is...sad and fun. There's the thing where you have fanarts with his nice outfit and the legs and a good dad Vergil who takes care of Nero with Uncle Dante. Looking at his past in canon works, we don't fully know what happened to him when he lived on his own after the incident, when he was Nelo Angelo for like 10 years and after Dante defeated Mundus. We see tadbits from VoV but there's still a mystery

Being a Tenten fan sucks because people look at her as a joke. Saying that she's useless and weak even though she is a fuinjutsu master and a weapon master who has perfect aim (but why in the future episodes she only uses long-range weapon not close-range weapons), these people probably just watched the anime that censored the scenes so the young audience could watch it. She had a dream of being like the legendary kunoichi Tsunade when she was younger unlike some of the girls who's main or only goal is to be with a boy! When she realized that she isn't qualified enough and saw a talent at fuinjutsu she enhanced it and went to a new path to be a great kunoichi. She's so versatile (with what she can put and obtain in the scroll may it be a jutsu or a bbq stand), her personality is great, and the chemistry of Team 11 is just- really the best team imo. People say she's useless, well its probably because Naruto is technically wizards that are ninjas, they have jutsus and chackras, what's the use of weapons when the main characters here are basically dragonballZ and the power limit is ??? If her skills at weapons are useless in Naruto she might as well fit in DMC where she can fight demon ass and new weapons she could use. (Am I the only one who thought that if Neji was still alive and ended up with Tenten, would Himawari still exist or they made her because there's no new gen characters who has the Byakugan. Maybe I'm wrong that there are young Hyugas cause I'm not watching boruto any time soon.)

Being a Green Arrow fan sucks. Oliver gets little screen time (I know there's a show but I like animated movies better) and some characters are babying him because he's just a man with a bow and arrow. My boy here is funny and capable thank you very much. (And I love the comic Injustice- not the Injustice animated movie- where he met with AU Dinah and other characters there)

Being a Tenzo/Yamato fan is sad. I'm really am desperate for more Tezo content. I know he was only created as a plot device and becoming a babysitter afterwards. He doesn't even have a manga backstory (well he explained it to sakura) and it's just a filler episode (that I am still thankful cause I reaaally want more Tenzo content). He doesn't have someone he can call family maybe except Kakashi, but seriously, this guy is as dedicated as Tobirama if you ask me. I still can't believe that after his usefulness is done, he was thrown to a job to watch the captor who experimented on you since he was a child for what? 12-15 years? This guy needs a vacation

*sighs* being...a...Dr. Fate fan... is sad. Knowing that the reason no one made a movie about him is because it'll be BORING. Excuse me sir, this is Wendy's that's what a lazy ass director/script writters right there. My dude is interesting af, if it's too difficult for your supposed creative brains then fine, let him be the npc. I still wait for the day for him to have his own movie or story, Constantine has many movies but Fate? *Cries at the corner*

I know there are wrong grammars but I should sleep rn

#sad about being a fan #Tobirama fan #Vergil fan #Tenten fan #Green arrow fan #Tenzo/Yamato fan #Dr. Fate fan hurts the most #I like my morally grey characters

12 notes · View notes

lotti-lyric · 2 years ago

Note

Hello! may I request a male romantic match-up please? ♡

Overall personality: I'm a leo, an infp who when you first meet me is very reserved and quiet. Hogwarts house is Ravenclaw if that helps! I am quite shy and prefer to keep to myself mostly when around strangers. I do take a liking to people easily and when I do it helps with warming up to them! Whenever I'm comfortable with someone, I'm more talkative and more vocal about my interests. I really enjoy talking about things I'm interested in and love doing! I am a family person who loves my family dearly! They mean absolutely everything to me and I would do anything for them! I only have one younger brother who I enjoy teasing. I can be very chaotic when I want to be,especially with close friends and family members. I don't have a great sense of humor...if anything my humor is actually quite dark haha- I'm also a workaholic! I strive to do my best and reach as many expectations thrown at me as possible, especially if they’re from my family. Although I stress myself out fairly easily and usually very often. I tend to bottle up my emotions instead of letting them out, one of the reasons are that I don't know how to express myself properly.

Hobbies, likes, dislikes, fun facts: I'm an artist and writer who does both things as a hobby and stress reliever. I enjoy creating stories and OCs! I know how to play the piano and guitar, been playing ever since I was young! I'm also a ballerina, which I also started learning at a very young age. I really enjoy music, art, literature, beaches, nature, reading. I would eat anything given to me but I do particularly like cold things and seafood. I also prefer the cold weather over the hot weather, I always feel sick easily in hot weather. I also absolutely have a fear of the dark and clowns...I hate bugs too, they freak me out. I like to just take some time to have a calming walk outdoors, being in nature is really relaxing for me

Appearance: I'm 5'2ft, I am quite light in weight and very slim. I have dark brown hair with brown eyes along with black glasses. I have been told I have a resting b*tch face, which makes some people assume I'm in a bad mood when I'm just off daydreaming in my own fantasy world. I like wearing oversized and comfy clothes, I don't really care how I look since I stay home most of the time

Thank you so much for taking the time to read all this and maybe doing my request! Please take care! I hope you have a lovely day!!

charlotte’s interlude 💗- hi!! i had a lot of fun writing this!! ofc, i hope you enjoy!! tysm for the request, have a great one!! 🎶✨

warnings; repressing emotions, dark humor, food mention

i match you with…

Hitoshi Shinsou!!

this this this this this ^^

i just want to start by saying that you both share a closet

you’ll show up to school in each other’s sweatpants and hoodies

do you get dress coded for not wearing the ua uniform? sure, but you get coded together 💀💗

shinsou isn’t exactly the most outgoing so he loves your reserved nature!! he knows that he can always recharge his social battery with you!!

he could listen to you talk about your passions all day, seriously!! you’ll cuddle and tell him about your day but he won’t sleep until you’re finished, just because he wants to hear your voice 💗

he loves how close you are with your family!! he loves watching you interact with them!

PLS HIS HUMOR IS TOTALLY DARK TOO SO ONE OF YALL WILL MAKE A JOKE AND LAUGH TOGETHER AND EVERYONE ELSE IS SO CONCERNED

he always is there for you when you open up!! he never forces you but always reminds you that you’re in a safe space, that he wouldn’t and couldn’t ever judge you for the way you felt

he is so in love with all of your passions!! watching you dance, reading your work, he’s just so head over heels!!

OK SO YK THE TROPE WHERE THEY PUT THEIR JACKET ON YOU

tHAT BUT HE’S TAKING IT OFF YOU SO YOU DONT OVERHEAT

def buys one of those fans that plug into ur phone for you 💗

hed do anything with you, you guys go on hikes all the time, he’s so cheesy i swear

“Toshi look! Isn’t it pretty?”

“Yeah.. you really are… I MEAN UH-“

awkward boy loves u v much!!

#bnha x reader #bnha fanfiction #boku no hero academia #mha fanfic #bnha x self insert #bnha hcs #mha x reader #bnha matchup #bnha matchups #mha matchups #mha matchup #hitoshi shinsou #shinsou headcanons #my hero academia

3 notes · View notes

olwolo · 3 years ago

Note

I was going to wait until tomorrow since I don't have read-more on asks but ig you can always tag spoilers and just answer whenever you think it's the best so if you want to pls ignore this one and like djfjfjfj answer the one without spoiler I sent u before but LOL SERIOUSLY! I think it was expected for techno to be locked there but why is quackity always so bad when planning stuff against techno... who thought locking him and dream together was a good idea LMFAO but yeah I think c!phil would do a lot for c!techno so I'm pretty sure the techno's will has something about that, I just am not sure if he would want to involve the rest of the syndicate in this, I feel like he wouldn't bc it's his favor and techno is really the most lawful character there, wanting to try to resolve his stuff by himself bc he feels like he needs to. but idk maybe it would happen ?? Or maybe we will have only ✨ rivals bonding moment ✨ who knows really ogkgmgjg

Plus c!techno is also pretty smart and the way he started the conversation with what he wanted from dream, not even phased, yeah,, he knew it would happen lol but also cc!techno really is good and like,,, being unimpressed lol meanwhile c!dream keeps complaining his heart out. The way he groaned when techno called him roommate, just, fucking genius comedy. Everybody joked about that before but man did that coming out of him with dream scoffing made it funnier lmao this is the best bonding moment we had until now pleeeease I want more streams. It's kinda weird bc I try to think about a way for wilbur to be useful now but like,,, none,, although if they use the stasis chamber now (which I had completely forgot bc I'm a fool but ofc he would bc that's probably like the reason he was hesitant to leave stuff on the regular chest and for him to emphasis the "I have friends now" lol) we have plenty of time for wilbur to be relevant to the breakout later so like 👉👈 I too would appreciate a rewind of the 16th chaos boys pls,, it bugs me that dream hasn't mentioned calling the favor directly to techno but man am I excited for whatever they have planned. Techno joking that's his time to be plot relevant is always a good sign, nothing could go wrong really lmao but yeah it's going to be really nice and I'm also 100% ready to be surprised with the turn of events too, they somewhat always manages to do that anyways. Just here trying to think about how relevant was that techno was paying attention to each thing while going into the prison but man was just impressed by the red stone work ig but yeah hehe really exciting !!! Can't wait !!! 🧨

it's like c!quackity thought about putting techno in prison and any other thoughts stopped right there dsfhjk like you put two dangerous people in the same place and you expect nothing to go wrong. this decision is really going to bite quackity and sam in the ass and i can't wait. the way techno referred to his will as having instructions for phil was the first hint that there might be something more going on with the visit and obviously now phil will get involved and at the very least i would expect ranboo and niki to know about the situation if they won't directly take part in whatever will happen next. kinda ironic but i feel like quackity and sam opened a pandora's box when deciding to lock techno up because now phil will want to help his friend (and techno is like, 90% of his impulse control lol) and if dream gets out in the process then he will most likely want to go after quackity, because techno wants dream to tell him everything it will probably lead to the syndicate learning about las nevadas and just chaos overall. bonus points if somehow wilbur gets involved whether by helping phil or becoming the third roommate for more comedic effect.

to me it feels like c!techno went into the prison very aware that it could be a trap and also with the intent of getting info from c!dream. like all the sarcastic comments targeted at sam, the fact that he left his armor and weapons in the enderchest, observing all the redstone mechanisms and pointing out things about them, not being bothered by being locked up. c!techno might come off as like a cartoony character with all the humor he brings to the situation but he's really smart! and now he's locked up with dream, the only other person that knows how the prison works besides sam. and the interactions between techno and dream were so good!! i love the contrast of it. and i also find the fact that c!techno has no idea why c!dream even is locked up really interesting because it means that he still sees dream as just some guy and treats him as a regular human instead of the evil mastermind, something that hasn't happened to c!dream in months and i can't wait to see where that dynamic goes in the future. and just the comedy it brings with their interactions. love it.

#replies

16 notes · View notes

cedarmoons · 6 years ago

Note

Not an ask meme question tbh but it's something I really wanted to ask because I admire your writing (ditto to video's writing if they see this (hello btw)!): how did you get over your fear to post writing things on tumblr? Sharing my writing scares me so much that I don't really write outta fear. I miss it a ton so I wanna start again & share with folk but the idea is scary. How do you do it?

First of all, thank you!! I’m so glad you like my writing! :’)

Second, I would say tumblr is a fucking terrible platform for writing, though some fandoms (dragon age) are way better about reblogging/supporting their fanfic writers than others (the arcana). I’d highly recommend posting to ao3, because ao3, while the arcana fandom isn’t necessarily active on there either, it has an infrastructure built to support and nurture writers!! I want you to get as much support as you can, anon!

But to get to your question as to how I get over my fear to post my writing on tumblr:

I’m a massive hoe!

more writing advice under the cut :)

I think the mantra “don’t write for others write for yourself uwu” is, to a certain extent, complete bullshit. Sure, I love writing my stories and sure, I love my characters, but I also want other people to love my characters and read about them. I want other people to want to read about them and their stories. So what do I do?

I keep writing, and I keep posting, and eventually people will start to notice. It can get really discouraging at first; my first arcana stuff on tumblr got, like, 3 notes. I seriously considered leaving the arcana and going back to the same solas hell I’d been in for the past three years until @4biddenleeches fuckin’ reblogged one of my oneshots and added a whole paragraph of nice comments in the tags AND commented on ao3!! She saved my arcana fandom life!! She’s the real MVP yall, without her I would have written like 3 things for the arcana and that would’ve been it.

So that’s my answer: I’m a hoe, and I want people to read my stuff. Writing fanfic isn’t fun for me if I don’t get to share my work w/ others and I don’t know that other ppl are enjoying my work alongside me.

But I am curious as to your reasons as to why you’re afraid to post to tumblr. I can think of a couple reasons why this might be, though I don’t know your reasons specifically. So, I’m going to be using a fictitious presumption that you want to write Nadia and/or Asra-centric fic for the Arcana fandom as opposed to fic for the Dragon Age fandom.

Is it because you think no one will read it?

First of all, if this is the case, TAG ME, 🅱️LEASE, I WANT TO READ UR STUFF!! (esp. if it’s nadia or asra content... feed me... i’m starving)

In all seriousness, this is a totally understandable concern. This partially feeds into how hostile tumblr as a platform is for fanfiction and other writing, but it can often feel like your work is being ignored, especially if you’re in the Nadia or Asra tag and your beautiful fanfiction keeps being drowned out by meme posts about how Julian is disaster hottie husband material (I’m joking but really people please stop putting Julian-only stuff in Nadia & Asra’s tags, we know u want notes but pls we’re starving!!).

But there’s a whole complexity that goes into posts that show up or get attention, including whether or not there’s external links, formatting, length, etc. It really just takes a lot of tinkering to find that “fit” or to decide that you don’t care, which is also a valid take.

The only advice I have for this would be to keep writing. The more content you put out there into the void, the more likely you’re to be noticed, to get feedback, and to gain a following. @kauriart has an excellent tumblr-fanfic-centric advice post here. And if worst comes to worst, if you tag me, I’ll read your work and possibly shove it in all of my friends’s faces!!

Is it because you don’t think your work is up to snuff?

Again, I would continue to encourage you to keep writing. The best way to improve is to practice. I hated my Asra characterization in my first few chapters of handle with care, and now he comes very naturally to me, because I’ve written like,,, 100,000+ words about him ://// press f for respects re: my wrists

Also, keep in mind that you are always, always your own worst critic! What you may think is absolute garbage may be what someone else thinks is 24-karat gold! If you really hate a piece you’ve worked on, that’s totally fine -- shove it on a google doc somewhere (DON’T DELETE! There may be lines or paragraphs you like & that you can cannibalize for later work! Internet space is infinite!) and start again, thinking about what you can do different, how you could improve what you’ve already written, etc.

There may be another reason you’re afraid to post your work on tumblr, in which case I invite you to send me another ask so I can give you advice, or even send me an IM! But my advice mostly bubbles down to this: keep trucking along. good things come to those who wait. your dues will come; the forest always knows what it owes. :)

last but not least: pray to aphrodite, patron goddess of fanfiction. she will not lead you astray, sweet writer.

(if u post anything u better tag me anon 🔪)

#replies #writing tips #Anonymous

14 notes · View notes

coolkat122 · 6 years ago

Text

Spider-Keith (Voltron AU Reader Insert) Part 1

"Would you stop staring?" Keith asked sounding annoyed at my lack of a response and staring in shock after showing me that he had mother-trucking Ceiling crawling abilities! Probably not as cool sounding as it looks (plus I'm sure he can climb other things too!)

"What else am I supposed to do? You are sticking to the ceiling! That's not normal" He frowned as he climbed back down to stand in front of me glaring down at me.

"Because of you and I want you to fix it" I blinked from confusion...

"What do you mean because of me? What did I do?" I don't recall doing anything that would make my best friend gain the ability to climb shit you wouldn't normally be able to climb.

"Do you not remember the spider you bought over to my place?".... My brows frowned.

"You mean Kevin?" I've brought over a LOT of spiders to his house just so I could show off the little cuties I was able to get my hands on but Kevin was my most recent so I figured that's who he meant.

"Who else!" He raised his voice, "Somehow he got out and into my bed and bit me, and next thing I know I'm like this" As he gestured his arms to his body I looked over to my left wall that was covered in random fandom poster of various shows I watch before shifting them back to his angry form.

"Uhh, I don't think that's possible... in comics sure but I don't think a spider's bite can give someone the ability to climb things in reality" That's just not how things work if it were I would have cat powers from all the times my cat scratched or nip me but I don't.

"Then how do you explain this?" He waited to hear what I would say but I don't know what I could? It had to have been something else like maybe he ate something maybe the government is testing something and they used it on...him... for... okay maybe not that one.

That one was nice sounding before I thought it out more and now it just sounds stupid but not as stupid as a spider granting power bite.

"I don't know" I shrugged," but I doubt it's from a spider bite..." Right?

"Where did you get Kevin?"

"From my house, I found him crawling around on the wall and I caught him" I also noticed that he had strange color patterns and didn't look like any spider I've seen before so I tried looking him up but found nothing.

So I kinda thought that maybe I might have discovered a new species went over to Keith's house to show it off and then I lost him somehow...

"Your house? Are you sure?" I nodded before rolling my eyes.

"Yes I'm sure" How would I forget that? His frown deepen as he started pacing so I decided to re-ask my first question when he first showed up.

"So where are your glasses?" He raised his brow , sighing.

"(Y/n) seriously not important"

"Yeah it is, you're blind as fuck without them and you don't like contacts so how did you ride your bike here and not die?" He shrugged still not as hung up about as me.

"I don't care, maybe it's another side effect from the bite but that's not what's important, what's important is how do I go back to normal?" Why is he asking me? How in the hell would I know? I'm not some science chick that knows how to take away spider crawling better eye-sight sciences.

"Okay hold on a sec" I went reaching under my bed where my comic/manga storage cases were and fished out a few to see what I could use.

Just how was this going to help? fudge if I know but if he wants to believe a spider bite did this then we need comic and manga knowledge to help us out here since it's basically the same logic behind it all right?

"What are you doing?" Keith not looking amused at all at my sudden comic reading but I literally can't think of any other way to help without consulting an adult which he is 100% against for some reason cause he doesn't want them to 'freak out'.

"I'm trying to find a clue any clue that could help me help you but honestly all these are telling me is that your uncle needs to die and you need to suit up....problem is your uncle is already six feet under so I got nothing" Bad joke I know it's a real bad joke to be making right now especially since my friend is probably not in the mood but I didn't know what else to say.....

"...... you aren't taking this seriously" Keith did his signature scowl he always does when I'm not taking something serious enough or something along the lines.

"I'm sorry... I just" I sighed as I sat the comic down (thanks a lot comic for offering nothing useful!), "I just don't know how to help you and I'm still finding it reaaaaaally hard to believe that Kevin's bite could do something like this but I know you wouldn't lie about this so either I'm wrong and Kevin is some kind of special power granting spider species or it really was something else"

"But what? What could have done this?" I tried to think about anything that could have possibly do this but all I keep going back to is the government theory.

"....I'm sorry" I snapped my head up confused as to why Keith was apologizing all of a sudden? What does he have to be sorry for?

"I came here acting kind of like a douche and dropped all of this on you and..... I don't know expected you to have answers for some reason when honestly I just wanted to talk to someone about this... and now it's stressing you out" He sighed as he slumped against my wall sliding down it till he was sitting on my floor (which apparently not sure if he noticed but there was a sock under him...one of mines I tossed off when it got too hot when I was sleeping).

"Keith it's fine, besides isn't that kind of our thing? You put up with my lame attempts at humor or more like my lame attempts with anything really and I put up with your titude" Case and point another lame attempt at trying anything from yours truly.

I'm honestly glad he's my friend, my best friend to be exact (and kind of my only friend) so if he needs my help with this then I want to do it so goddamn much I just need to think how can I be of help?

"Well what should we do to fix this? If we can't tell the adults just how do you want to go about this then?" Keith still sitting on my floor sighed as he shrugged.

"I don't know... we literally have nothing to go on except for me thinking that the cause is the bite since I was fine before I got bite and now I'm not and you don't know where the spider came from, you only know that you found it crawling around your house.... that's not a lot.. that's hardly anything" I could tell that he was getting upset over our lack of knowledge on this situation and I get that.

I would be too and I kinda am already. "Okay we gotta Sherlock Holmes this and just go with what we do know and what we know is.....the spider was in my house...maybe that's something? Wait no we know that the spider is at your house at least it was when it bite you so let's go look for it there" With nothing better planned Keith agreed so we hopped on our bikes and rode our butts over to his place.

His parents were at work so we had nothing to worry about there as we got to searching.... but there was a tiny problem his house was kinda trashed in a sense since I was last here to be more specific his room was, it was like a hurricane came through which is just weird...

"Well how did you think I found out about this" He gestured his left hand to his right referring to how sticky (that's what I'm calling) it gets so he can climb things.

"I didn't think you trashed your room upon discovering it" Aw he even broke the stupid picture frame I made him when we were like five (going on six for him)....

"Can we start looking" I nodded still slightly broken hearted about the frame as we got to searching high and low for the little bugger and as luck would have it we actually found it sadly though it was dead.

"Is that a good or bad thing?... I mean it's kinda sad for me cause I like spiders so seeing his dead little body is not the best but it was possibly the reason you are like this and anything that messes with my friends are scum but at the same time I'm not sure if we needed it alive?" And I'm rambling Keith please be a friend and shut me up...pls?

"I....don't know probably good..might make easier to study" I hummed as I nodded my head before asking the question that was running through my head when he said 'study'.

"Uh-huh sooooo then you know how exactly we need to study it and what to look out for?" Keith shook his head as he placed it's dead body carefully into my spider cage that I originally had it in.

"No, I thought you might since you were, you know the spider expert" I now shook my head as I did a kind of a huff ish type thing while crossing my arms.

"I'm an expert compared to you but I'm not like some spider wizard, I only know what I looked up which is just some trivia here and there along with whatever peaked my interest about them" I like spiders I do but not enough to be like well a spider expert on them (yeah that was the best I could think of).

"Great"

"We could take it to someone who probably does know what to do?" Keith shook his head at my suggestion in disagreement.

"That would mean I'd have to tell them in order for them to know what to look for anyway" Damn it!

"Okay well then let's hold onto until we figure it out cause I have no other ideas" Maybe paying attention in science class would have came in handy....

"Sounds good" With the Kevin's body in our possession we then tried to figure what to do next? I tried to think of what I could do or what Keith could do to help with his situation.

"Oh Keith wait a sec" He stopped what he was doing as I went back to his room to grab his glasses and handed it to him, he looked at them confusingly.

"I don't need them anymore, my eyesight is fine now"

"I just think maybe it would be weird if all of a sudden you don't need these when just yesterday you were blinder than Stevie Wonders"

"With my new eyesight these will make me blinder than Stevie wonders so no" He pushed them back but I still kept insisting upon it.

It's going to raise questions and yes he could lie about having contacts but what if they want proof or something? It might be a bit troublesome to go through idk maybe no one will care?

"Will find some way around it like maybe get you some fake but realistic looking ones? I don't know" He sighed in defeat placing them on his face like I wanted but he looked really uncomfortable which just made me feel weird about it so I took them off.

"Yeah nevermind, it will be a dead giveaway with the faces you keep making might as well not wear them and go with the contacts story or something"

"There's no way my Mom's going to believe that though" Uh shoot...... she is a tough one to fool.

"Okay then let's get some clear lens" We went to a store I was checking out and tried to find ones that would pass for his old ones I found some that looked like his but a different color....

"We could paint them?" I nodded my head.

"That works" I was the one to buy them because and you probably won't believe this but one of our classmates was working here part time why is that a problem? He might be suspicious as to why Keith was buying fake glasses so I did it instead should be no questions why I was doing it.... right?

"Hey I know you!" The tall male exclaimed cheerfully as he recognized me and I just awkwardly nodded my head not really sure if I should say anything but I did anyway.

"Yep" Was yep the right thing to say or did I make this weird? Nah it's fine....

Awkward silence great, greaaaaaat, but what would be super great is if he would just ring me up already but it looks like the machine is having problems which is... just... super.

"Hey Hunk are you on break yet?" GREAT ANOTHER CLASSMATE! I happily cheered in my head for this gracious reunion outside of class with not one but two classmates! And one of them is the self-proclaim rival of what exactly I don't know.... I mean one time Keith tried out for the swim team back in like middle school almost got on the team but decided it wasn't for him so Lance got put on instead.

So you would think their rivalry would stop there but nope for some reason that neither I nor Keith understand Lance just keeps pushing for something that's not there to begin with.

I mean is it really a rivalry if the other person has zero interest?

"What's Keith's girlfriend doing here?" G-girlfriend!? He thinks Keith and I are ewwww god no!

"Whoa hold it! I'm not Keith's girlfriend!" Lance taken back a little before replying back.

"Uh okay...it's just that you guys are always together and you were even there to cheer him on in tryouts back in middle school so I just kinda assumed"

"You and Hunk hang out all the time and you two aren't dating....unless you are..?" They quickly jumped in replying back that they weren't.

"What no we're not!" I raised my hands as I backed off though I really wasn't up on it in the fast place I just didn't want to assume like a certain someone (we all know who I'm talking about).

"Okay...." I turned back to Hunk, "is the register working now?"

"Huh? Who right yeah I got it working" I paid for the glasses and left as fast as I could as not to get dragged into a conversation.

Keith and I went back to his place and got to fixing up those glasses and voila a perfect look-alike, damn I'm good and now no one will know the wiser.

"Are we good now?"

"Wha, Keith yes you act like this was a pain?"

"It kinda was though" I personally feel attacked right now and unappreciated.

"Well you didn't have to go through the trouble of human contact and fixing these things up like your old ones so you don't know true pain" I was in that store longer than I would have liked.

....."Are your wrist okay?" I asked after seeing him rub them for like the sixth time today and it's kinda worrying cause he has this pained look but he fights it so I won't notice unfortunately for him I did.

"Yeah their fine, don't worry" Don't worry? Why do people say that? Like do they honestly think that the person they say it to will be like "oh sure if you say so, I mean you don't look fine but you said don't worry so it be cool" like what the heck! No!

If that person cares about you a stupid don't worry isn't going to make them magically stop worrying ESPECIALLY IF YOU SHOW NOTHING BUT THINGS FOR THEM TO WORRY ABOUT! Case and point; you constantly rubbing your wrist like your in pain and that's where it's originating from.

I bite my lip as I could feel myself just fuming and working up all the stuff I want to say but I just don't know how but as my crap ass luck would have it my MOM CALLED! And you are required by child law to answer any and all calls from your Mother less you face her wrath when you get home.

I sighed as I bought the phone to my ear and answered the stupid call. "Yes Mom?" Dang it she wants me home looks like I have to lecture Keith later.

"I gotta go..." He nodded seeming totally fine that I was going home and I'm not sure if this should have but it kind of bothered me (stupid right?), why should it bother me? I mean like this isn't the first time I went home cause ya know I live there obviously I would have to go back eventually.

But I...actually I really don't know what I wanted him to do so how can I expect him to do it? Doesn't matter, I grabbed my bag and Kevin's home and left.

While Keith did whatever, when I got home Mom had dinner ready and told me to go wash up, like the good dau wait no like the great daughter that I am I went to do just as I was told before eating the dinner my Mother so lovingly slaved over a hot stove to make.

But right after I was finished I went searching up everything I could about spiders some more and tried even harder to find Kevin but to no such luck....

I was getting pretty desperate so I went on a very trustworthy nerd blog I followed because why the heck not nerds are smart and I was hoping to perhaps absorb some of that nerdy-smarty intelliagence (And I totally didn't follow it because the dude's profile pic is like the cutest looking spider I've EVER SEEN!) and after that weird ass sentence I just made I'm sure you can see that I really need it.

(ThatWeirdGirlInTheBackground122): Hey sorry to bother you but um how well would you say you know spiders? Like on a scale of 1-10? 10 obviously being the highest and the most anyone can know about Spiders?

(TheManWithABlogAboutSpiders): Uh....a 9...maybe? I feel like there's always something to learn so I am going with a 9...

(ThatWeirdGirlInTheBackground122):.....yeah that's good

(ThatWeirdGirlInTheBackground122): So listen I have a question and it would be greaaaaat if you can answer it oh and thanks for actually replying back on your pm really awesome of you to do so *Thumbs up emoji*

(TheManWithABlogAboutSpiders): No problem, so what's your question?

____________________

Don't Forget to Heart, Comment and Follow if you haven't already. I would love to hear your thoughts on all of my stories.

99% sure Keith was so out of character

And I regret not showing more Lance and Hunk and having better moments with them but I WILL TRY TO FIX THAT IN PART 2!

Shameless self-promotion:

Like/Love or simply enjoy my one-shots? Then check out these beauties:

Super Psycho Love (request closed for now )

GenderBender One Shots

Girls Like Girls (Yuri OneShots)

Wicked Or Misunderstood? (Descendants Short Stories Series)

Fandom Rangers (One Shots Reader Insert)

Pinocchio's 2.0 (Reader Insert )

Sora x Yandere Reader

Sora x Yandere Reader Prequel

Sephiroth x Reader Insert One Shot(s)

Prompto One-Shot

Road Trip (FFKH)

The Bond Between Siblings (FFKH One Shots)

#keith kogane #voltron characters #reader insert #AU #Spider-Keith (Voltron)#Part 1

1 note · View note

halvatir · 7 years ago

Note

Hello mizu! Its okay if you're too busy/don't want to do it but could you do the more detailed character ask for flanel and randel? Curious anon here, have a good day!

hey there anon, hoping you’re having a good day too ( ᐛ )و - are you talking about this ask??? i’m not sure what you’re talking about but bless these kinds of tumblr blogs, here u go

btw the likes/dislikes are in reference to my interpretations for them, the fav/least fav moment are in reference in-game since y’know… these guys don’t exactly have ‘moments’ minus… idk, whoever the devs decide to feature in the updates (゜▽゜;)

flamel (… flanel lol i thought u were referring to another chara)

what i like about them: perfectly self-aware of himself: knows what his strengths + capabilities are and also his weaknesses + flaws, along with his morals + ideals + character. nope, any form of psychological bullshit won’t work on him. he’s absolutely aware of what he’s capable of doing and he’s not in denial about his shortcomings at all… what he does with that knowledge and what he plans to do about it is more of the question.

what i dislike about them: while flamel has a condescending air about him, he actually does not look down on people and he acknowledges others’ capabilities + character, even if they’re better than his own. that’s the problem: he knows or at least he has a general idea of a person’s capabilities + character, and what he dislikes the most is if it is not put to good use. without mercy, he can really say stinging observations about one’s failures and fears straight to their faces - the worst part is? it hurts, bc it’s true. he’s insensitive, but you can’t exactly deny his words either.

favorite moment: when i get his card lol bc i really like his card art??? not the mvp + biochemist one, the regular one - like… daMN??? i dig, he probably has the best regular card among the bio mobs imo

least favorite moment: ??? have u fought this fucker in-game??? no??? lucky u then, cecil’s still the queen bitch but mAN is flamel also a pain to fight, the last time i played ended up with my party dying partially bc of him and his clones

a situation with this character that i want to see explored more: not exactly a situation but his backstory??? or okay, something with his family - i know he’s nicholas flamel’s son but what about his mom? or what if: his parents announce that he’s about to have a sibling like??? what, i’m like around my 20s already then u tell me i’m gonna be an older bro i am questioning ur nightly activities??? cue a much needed slap from his mom lol

an interesting au for this character: lol i’d probably like to see flamel in a soulmate au where he feels the same emotions his partner does like wow he’s really irritated at it at first bc really why is this person so damned emotional / feel so much but eventually he’s able to compartmentalize his partner’s emotions from his own and he also takes note of the emotions his partner experiences in a journal daily, complete with time frames/lines??? that’s sort of sweet??? it also becomes a habit for him to look at the journal at the end of the day and think of reasons why his partner may have felt this way at each of the recorded times??? what’s funny tho is that despite the fact that he’s been taking note of his partner’s emotions for so long (probably middle school up to college?), he’s never gotten the urge to discover who his soulmate is, or to try find said person. sorry soulmate, you’re the one who’s gonna take initiative.

a crossover: top of my head, probably a fullmetal alchemist one lol - he’s probably some big shot alchemist then surprise surprise, one of his transmutation attempts fucked up him up pretty badly leading him to the gate of truth. he wakes up feeling ‘empty’ only to figure out that somehow his parts of him have taken the form of homonculi… and not just any kind of homonculi - they introduce themselves as a part of him, the sins in him that has made him the man he was today. they even call him father and take different human forms (lol, aka they take the form of his floormates, take a pick who represents each sin) - the revelation is in his travels tho while he’s trying to get to the homonculi, is that flamel himself embodies a sin, the seventh sin that completes all of them (try guessing what, lol). ooooh, this could probably be good if i actually fix this but yeah, there u go, it goes somewhere along those lines.

otp: none, actually.

other ships: kathryne // trentini

brotp: randel // alphoccio

notp: lady tanee hahAHAHA jk no seriously idk just ignore my first entry pls it was supposed to be a joke… maybe…

assortment of headcanons

surprise bitch, he’s the best chef in the biolabs but he ain’t gonna cook for anybody but himself - the only time he isn’t hung up on precise measurements + time is when he’s cooking

has a pair of reading glasses, uses them often and keeps them stored away neatly in his desk complete with a wipe - he always makes sure there’s adequate lighting + his reading glasses are present when he reads stuff, he sure cares for his eyes a lot

he… surprisingly follows a lot of good health practices - he always takes 15 - 20 min break if he’s been doing something for a straight hour (patrol + battles are exempted), drinks 8 glasses of water daily, sleeps early, etc.

his hands are always gloved - takes ‘em off only when he’s about to sleep. his right hand is pristine but his left hand has a strangely shaped burn mark that runs diagonally across his palm - it looks old.

he looks prim and proper but honestly his room is nuts - what’s more confusing is that he isn’t bothered by his room’s state at all + he knows exactly where his stuff is when he needs it, like… dude… how do u even know where to find ur shit in a warzone called ur room, teach me ur ways master

randel (oooh this is new)

what i like about them: he’s a very resolute yet flexible person: definitely not the type of person who’d go second-guessing on his decisions or would waver in times of crisis, but he’s not also the person who’d insist on pushing on with the initial goal/objective when difficulties or contradictions arise - he takes in the present situation + other factors & encountered facts and weighs them against the supposed goal/objective. from there he determines what he thinks would be the best course of action to take, and it takes him only a short time to do so even under pressure.

what i dislike about them: true to his class, he’s too self-sacrificing??? which is like… dude c’mon it’s probably an honor for the crusader line to die in the act of protecting others but still if u die, who’s going to protect those who can’t protect themselves? like yeah, he understands that too but he’s more inclined to believe that it’s better for him to be left behind/sacrificed/die in exchange for the lives of the majority. well - it’s either he’s that self-sacrificing or sadly, when weighed against the lives of the people he must protect, he doesn’t place that much value on his own life.

favorite moment: the feel when u don’t get his attention, seriously. pls let me sneak about ur floor in peace - i swear i went to church so pls stop with the grand + holy crosses

least favorite moment: fighting him is torture bc if rms data is right, 478,745 hp, man - he has the longest hp out of his floormates… and that’s just a regular randel… the paladin one has 3,870,000 and the mvp one a whopping 6,870,000… since his life is that fucking long, say goodbye to trying not to be mobbed by the other ghosts bc ur still busy trying to kill him, damn

a situation with this character that i want to see explored more: same like flamel, knowing his backstory would be A+ but… hmm, maybe something way back like his origins story or something, the story of why and what made him decide to be a swordsman/crusader. y’know, that’s if we’re assuming that he’s not from a family line of swordsmen/crusaders or something. idk, sometimes the thing is with characters who are in line with a faith/ideal is that i’m interested in what made them devote their lives to that certain faith/ideal in the first place.

an interesting au for this character: oooh, just… idk, a modern au where he suddenly ends up taking care of the bio2 kids who are orphans. he’s never mentioned it to anyone, not even to the people of his workplace who happen to be his friends/co-workers like for 4 years already. therein lies the problem: his friends on separate occasions have seen him with at least 2 or 1 of the kids. they all know randel isn’t married. the hair colors (cenia and laurell) + other features don’t match up. some distinctly heard a kid call him dad/daddy/father (see: wickebine, armaia, the rest respectively). conclusion: it’s either a) he’s babysitting as a part time job bc goddamn rekenber’s a cheap son of a bitch that won’t give him a raise, b) those kids are his cousins or something and are probably so fond of him that they see him as a father figure, or c) illegitimate chiLDREN FROM SOME ONE NIGHT STANDS ALRIIIGHT SCANDAL IN THE OFFICE. chaos ensues even before poor randel has a chance to explain himself.

a crossover: lol, idk… a shingeki one maybe where randel’s probably the head of the survey corps, watching over our fated trio (probably flamel/celia/chen for his floor, bio2&3′s are a mix&match). for some time, the trio don’t see him but strangely enough when the trio get old enough to join the corps, they discover that randel is considered a scum and a traitor to humanity by all three army regiments (survey, garrison, & military) which is strange bc randel is very well known and respected by humanity within the walls, wow. when the trio get deeper into his case, it turns out that randel vehemently fought against a group of scientists that were looking for human subjects for the ‘sake of saving humanity by using present resources’ - the three of them were seen as part of those potential resources and were eyed upon by the scientists were they were already young, along with other people from different parts of the walls (the other bio mobs). what happened to randel, however, is left in the air… was he even still alive, or had something important happened leading him to be branded as the traitor of humanity? politics, religion, science, drama, and titans (removers maybe lol) ensue.

otp: again, no solid one.

other ships: ????? surprising revelation is that i don’t exactly ship randel romantically, wow even i just discovered that now

brotp: his floormates - although honestly i think that one way or another, randel could be on everyone’s good side once they just get around to talking, probably

notp: zealotus oKAAAAY no seriously pls make me stop placing random mobs in this section

assortment of headcanons:

very, very religiously open + tolerant. he shows a lot of interest on other faiths and is knowledgeable even of various religious practices asides from his own. of course, he’s still steadfastly loyal to what he believes in first and foremost, but he feels no need to impart his beliefs to those who don’t / are reluctant to believe. he isn’t the type you’d see to be preaching about his faith either, that is unless you ask.

in line with the hc above, his tolerance also extends to people and their character + personalities, but he isn’t too tolerant to the point that he’d rationalize questionable actions + motives. he may have the patience of a saint, but no one’s so sure if they want to see him snap / test his patience to see what makes him tick. throwing bullshit about his faith doesn’t work on him, actually.

he’s pretty crafty - he pretty much taught himself other ways to help people, from practical stuff like sewing to more complicated stuff like woodwork + metal works, wow. he’s basically the ideal useful guy in survival crises… minus the fact that he can’t cook that well lol

he has the worst drinking tolerance among the bio3 + bio4 residents - the sign that he’s drunk is when his face shows more expression than usual + his posture breaks (the paladin randel card art lol). nobody knows bc damn son, he has a pretty good poker face and he can hold it for a really long time

... the only reason he grew his hair long is bc of a promise to his mother. he vowed that if ever he was to fall in love (and it was reciprocated) / find the person he would devote his life to, that would be the only time he would cut his hair, and his mother would do the honors... but... yeah... wow, i made myself feel sad

this was a lot of fun - thanks a lot for the ask anon, and i welcome your curiosity anytime! (　＾∇＾) i’m always in for a distraction from work lol

#anon #askdfghjl #hmm those aus tho... not bad #maybe i'd plot them out sometime lol

1 note · View note