#the jonathan one😭😭

[southparkthetwosidesofacard]

this is so stupid but I meed to share it:

jon: *to the eye* is elias friendly?

the eye: yeah he’s pretty friendly

elias: HELLO JON APOLOGIES FOR THE DECEPTION-

jon: *to the eye* I thought you said he was friendly!

the eye: he is, thats not elias

[shinaaposts]

Today's entry makes me genuinely afraid of the count. I know I'm still trying to keep it light and make fun and all but I realised how unsettling it might have been for Jonathan to see a woman getting straight up mauled by the wolves just after her child gets snatched.

Also, I love the parallel of Jonathan losing his identity and the woman losing her child to the count. After witnessing everything he witnessed and losing that one sense of identity, it's natural for him to believe that he would be better off dead much like he believes that the woman is better off dead than have to witness her child's suffering.

[painitte]

My attempt at this

Original below

[greymantledlady]

My theory is that Chester and Norris are our Jon and Martin, but when the explosion happened their paired souls/consciousness was shattered into many parallel versions of themselves. Chester and Norris are just one set of many Jons and Martins yeeted out into all the different universes, but in this one they had the misfortune to end up trapped in FR3-D1. Maybe instead of just one 'somewhere else', there are thousands of them. Maybe all the somewhere else fics are correct, each representing a different version of our original Jon and Martin.

[kiivg]

.Seany Boy 😭❤️.

[lorax-devito]

potential mike wheeler lines;a study-

“i’m gay”

“i fancy your brother,no not jonathan,will”

“please buzz your hair again it makes it so much easier to pretend to be straight”

“thanks for the painting” “what painting”

“i swear to fucking god vecnussy if you touch my boyfri- FRIEND WERE FRIENDS *cough cough* ever again i’ll get my SUPER AWESOME SUPERMA-WOMAN LIKE GIRLFRIEND TO BEAT YOUR ASS”

“why is jonathan looking at me like he wants to kill me” “he’s probably stoned” (said by will,he’s still salty about that)

“nancy i’m NOT gay.”

“STOP SAYING I LIKE WILL”

*gay pining*

“nancy i don’t like Will”

“I DONT”

“hopper is it normal to want to rip my almost decade long bff’s shirt off every time he does anything remotely hot and or sexy”

*lip stares*

“William Byers”

yes,i do have a lot of these,i will be probably be making more bc why not

[ilonacho]

moo for me babygirl

[pinimi]

so guys do we think it was jon or martin who forgot to wear a bicycle helmet and 🚴‍♂️🚗

[jonathanbyersphd]

Ross Duffer, if you can hear me, please. Ross Duffer.

[manikas-whims]

“You gave her a free pass because you like the way she looks at you.”

— George Karim to Anthony Lockwood about Lucy Carlyle

[natesmack]

finally realized that the way nate holds jo in their cellies reminds me of:

(inspired by this:)

[stardustinthesky]

Lois & Clark: the New Adventures of Superman | S01E13 All Shook Up

+ Bonus

[ceaselessims]

"i wish jmart wasn't toxic :/"

TOXIC ???? they're a little unhealthy in s5 bc one of them is literally the god of all consuming fear and the other one just got out of a major depressive episode where he was convinced that he didn't matter to anyone ,,, BUT TOXIC ???

[soniclion92]

Mischaracterizing Jonathan as some rage-filled monster is the most hilariously awful take i have seen on this website today i can't lie

[loserunpunny]

[hislittleraincloud]

Nobody:

Me: I should write Miller’s Girl fic.

All of my Afterburn fans: Isn't that what you're already doing? WHERE IS CHAPTER 8???

Me: …*backs away from the questioning group…throws loose pages in the air and runs away*

ETA, SINCE PEOPLE ARE STILL LIKING THIS POST: I DID IT

I DID THE THING 🥹

and now I'm stuck in Benson with them and their loving and passionate story 🫠😭