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Figuring out what dnd class each undersider is can be fun enough. But we can get sillier with it. I propose that we instead start arguing about which playbook each undersider would be as characters in a game of Most Trusted Advisors by @thehorizonmachine.
The game is about rollplaying a group of rich assholes on a monarch's privy council: enacting overly complicated schemes, trying to appease your liege's insane whims, and attempting to avoid getting killed by the inquisition. Characters get a list of privileges they can do for free as well as actions that give them points (ducats) determined by what tropes their playbook is riffing off of—for instance, the treacherous Blackguard can always "emerge from the shadows" or "sharpen their knife meaningfully", and gets a ducat whenever they make an overcomplicated plan or wear a terrible disguise. Its terrific fun, and my go-to game for oneshots. Y'all should play it. Lets imagine if we forced these fuckers into it.
Brian
While the "no fun allowed" aspect of his later characterization tends towards the Hierophant, I'd say given how he's both the most practical and most mercenary undersider, The Treasurer is the best choice.
The Treasurer's whole thing is combining a get-rich-quick schemer with the long-suffering voice-of-reason archetype, and that fits Brian "trying to be a responsible older brother in a financially stable position by punching twelve year olds" Laborn perfectly. The Treasurer "can always freely roll his eyes at tomfoolery" (Brian trying-to-hard-to-be-a-parent Laborn), gets a ducat when he "runs into someone who drives [him] insane and tells the table why" (Brian introduces-shadowstalker-as-a-problem Laborn) and gets a ducat when he "personally suffers as the result of another players scheming" (Brian suffered-more-than-Christ Laborn). Give him points in Skulk and Shadow and some titles that help with combat to complement his powers and background, and you have Duke Brien the Gruesome of House Laborn, Royal Treasurer, Knight Marischal, Seneschal to the Royal Household, and Adeptus Major of the Hermetic Order.
Aisha
While the Blackguard's whole assassin-in-the-shadows thing is a pretty good match for Imp's powers, I feel like I'd be doing her a disservice giving her anyone but The Alchemist. Its the playbook that's all about being a weirdo court wizard who may or may not have actual magic, but who will definitely try to convince you that speaking to them before 10 AM risks unleashing one of the daemon's they've binded to help serve the kingdom.
The Alchemist is archetypically most similar to a Tinker (Leet is definetly in the Hermetic Order), but the playbook's abilities to cause small unexplained mischiefs and make people question themselves certainly lends itself well to a Stranger. Their privilege to "spout obscure technical jargon" fits with her determination to get good at literary reference-based one-liners, and their ability to declare people cursed fits well with her crusade to scare off/torture to the point of suicide any enemies or would-be despots. The playbook's tendency towards unexplained occult behavior seems in line with Aisha making dolls of Alec to keep around all the time. Also being incentivized to "egregiously violate a moral, religious, or cultural taboo" is just part of being a youngest child. I'm open to other choices, but Madame A'Ishah the Improbable of House Vasil, Royal Alchemist, Queen's Chemist, Archsorcerer, and Master of the Castle Ravens feels like a winner to me.
Alec
The Blackguard looks like it would fit with its focus on snide comments and bad lies, and The Alchemist would potentially justify his powers while satifying Alec's whole "rude bitch who only half knows/cares how to fit into polite society" thing. But I'm gonna take the wildcard option and fit him in as The Lover.
The romantic "let them eat cake" figure might not seem a great match for Mr. Vasil (ooh weird feel no not calling him that again), yet nevertheless there's a lot of fun tragic irony to be wrung out of it. Have the former Heartbroken who dies before his odd little situationship with Aisha can become anything be the loverboy, it'll be barrels of fun.
The playbook starts with a high Appease score, which you'd have to have coming out of the Vasil household. They're incentivized to "share a moment of physical or emotional intimacy with someone," and while Alec probably wouldn't seek out such a moment, God does he need to have some intimacy he isn't forcing someone to give him. They have an option to take a title that lets them release angry swans whenever they want to, I know that's not really related to anything Alec can do in canon but c'mon he'd love that. They get a ducat whenever they "say something insensitive without meaning it to be" which is pretty much his and Taylor's whole relationship. The playbook's theming fits the "I'm disconnected from all this and not taking it as seriously as you think I should" thing that he's trying to project with his costume, and as a result the aesthetics are a natural match. Honestly you probably wouldn't need to change him from how he dresses in canon. Maybe put him in one of those fancy Victorian nightgowns iota draws him in. Convergent evolution.
Also I think the "You can always coquettishly bat your eyelashes at someone" privilege just fits. Dollboys can have coquettishly long eyelashes to bat at people. Prince-Consort Alexander the Hijink-Prone of House Vasil, Royal Lover, Court Jester, Keeper of the Swans, and Junior Karian Dynast is ready to take a depression nap lounge luxuriously while his fellow councilors make their plans.
Rachel
A natural fit for The Marshal, the overly aggressive general. While the playbook is meant more for a proud and hawkish thumb of a person (think TF2's Soldier) than a traumatized and paranoid homeless girl, there's more than enough overlap to make the match. I could just list off the actions that give the Marshall a ducat:
"Run into someone you wounded in a duel, and tell the table why": has taken a chunk of nearly every hero in the bay
"Walk directly into danger, knowingly and fearlessly": walking into Khepri's field of influence because she trusts her too much
"Kill or maim one of your enemies in a fair fight" see point one
"Overcomplicate a simple plan by going in all guns blazing": does not like plans more complicated than "point your dogs at the problem"
"Overreact massively to a perceived slight on your honour": literally the first thing she does on-page
Overall, I feel pretty confident in my pick for Marchioness Raquel the Bitchin' of House Lindt, Royal Marshal, Knight of the Order, Commander of the Hussars, and Member of the Equestrian Order.
Lisa
A bit trickier to narrow down. I could see an argument for how she's fits in as an Alchemist; the ability to spend a ducat to have a vision fits with her powers, and she certainly lives her life as if she gets a ducat whenever she "egregiously violates a moral religious, or cultural taboo." And by Ward she might have been long-suffering long enough to be a Treasurer, which would fit in with her tendency to manage everything.
But ultimately it comes down to the tropes she's playing off of, and she seems much more like a reconstruction of the duplicitous-second-to-the-big-bad archetype that The Blackguard is based on than anything else. She's certainly making frequent use of that playbook's "disparage someone's intelligence" and "announce 'I have a cunning plan!' " privileges. The Blackguard's ability to spend a ducat to learn a secret is probably the closest we could get to her powers (coupled with some more titles that let the players learn shit they shouldn't know), and its abilities related to thin disguises works well with Lisa's whole "subsumed by the mask, nothing behind it she's just a collection of masks" thing. Give her more points in Survey and Disdain and Baroness Elisabethe the Tale-Teller of House Wilbourn, Royal Blackguard, Postmaster General, Lord Spymaster, and certainly not Silent Watcher of the Skychamber is ready for a day at court.
Taylor
On the one hand, her tendency to be much more judgy than the other undersiders suggests The Hierophant. And maybe that would work if I was specifically making Weaver. But for the Warlord of the Boardwalks I actually think I'm going to assign her The Liege: the GM-equivalent who plays the monarch the rest of the players are advising/serving the whims of. They're the one whose "the lynchpin of the story, the instigator and motivating factor for everything that happens," and if there's one thing about Taylor its that she's very good at making herself a lynchpin. Also the book advises the GM/Liege to "cause new problems and to complicate simple situations," and that seems like a pretty good way to describe Taylor's tenure as an Undersider. Admittedly, she might not fit the suggestion that "your Liege should be the least qualified person for the job in the realm, perhaps the world," but nonetheless. Have her play either as a Have-at-Them or a Powder-Keg and you're ready to give the Royal Council the headache of their lives. "Queen Taylor what do you mean you want us to accompany you in dueling Lord Slash and his brigands, we have armies for this." "Queen Taylor why do we have to break you out of the Holy Protectorate, what do you mean you killed the Pope." "Queen Taylor the second coming has arri—what do you mean you want to declare war on the resurrected Christ."
#leo says#leo reads worm#parahumans#most trusted advisors#the horizon machine#undersiders#wildbow#wormblr#sabah and lily are both hierophants
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Die-cut sticker designs I made for the Horizon themed Focus Network zine @horizonfanzine
I have transparent sticker versions of these in my shop!
#I call the first one The Drakka Special#Horizon Zero Dawn#Horizon Forbidden West#machine#robot#Thunderjaw#Stormbird#Redeye Watcher#Watcher#Burrower#Charger#Clawstrider#zine#Focus Network#storenvy
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Written by @elsodex and illustrated by me!
So, this took root 1 day to write, me 100 hours to draw and you 10 seconds to read (spend a little longer plz?)
Really proud of this one! I wanted to practice action and experiment with different coloring styles and I thank root so much for being patient as I tried out different things. Root, I loved going back and forth with you over the pages at every stage. I adore how you captured both Talanah's and Aloy's voices as they casually converse while fighting an angry Thunderjaw. Hope you enjoyed the Sunhawk teasing her Thrush!!
#horizon forbidden west#horizon zero dawn#aloy#horizon fanart#hfw#hzd#talanah khane padish#talanah#hawk and thrush#beyond the horizon#seyka#hartless doodles#burning shores#aloy x seyka#seyloy#thunderjaw#horizon machines#comic art#artists on tumblr
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New images of machines from the Lego Horizon Adventures game! I love the details on them, right down the Cauldron marks! Now if only more Lego sets would be made to match our beloved Tallneck set...
#lego#lego horizon adventures#horizon forbidden west#horizon zero dawn#hzd#aloy#hfw#machines#tallneck#sawtooth#shell walker#watcher#thunderjaw#horizon meme#meme#horizon games#horizon#guerrilla games#mine#playstation
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so there are totally for sure 2am Machine Strike sessions at the base
#hfw art#erend vanguardsman#alva hfw#kotallo hfw#machine strike#horizon fanart#i do not know how to play machine strike for the life of me so if the layout of pieces look Scuffed that’s Why 🫠🙏💖
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Not to get emotional about my big dumb bird friends but, I love my big dumb bird friends.
If you watch Sunwings in the late afternoon, they will keep their wings outstretched to catch the last sunrays on their solar panels. Then as soon as the sun sets, they panic. They'll frantically flap up towards the west, squawking and flailing, before landing and booting up their shields - they'll repeat this pattern over and over again until dawn. But why raise their shields when there is no active threat? My theory is, they're scared of the dark. Their source of energy and light is gone and their tiny bird brains don't know it'll come back again because they aren't programmed to know about "morning". So they boot up their glowing shields, wasting their power, so they have some light against the dark.
Then the sun rises in the opposite direction and they go "...OH." and turn around to sunbath and recharge again.
So dumb, I love them.
#horizon zero dawn#horizon forbidden west#Guerrilla puts so much effort into their machine programming I'm eternally impressed#not me noticing this last night after a couple of wines and getting emotional no sir#mine#critter rambles#need to book my sunwing tattoo appointment soooon
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I had to draw this tribute to Singularity, one of my favorite quests in Horizon Forbidden West.
Here’s a fake comic book cover too. I wish we had more official comics featuring Aloy and Erend on an adventure 🧡
#horizon forbidden west#hfw fanart#aloy#erend#hfw erend#hfw aloy#hfw singularity#with my shippy goggles this is also a date#I just love to go there with Erend smashing machines#and all his lines#mutton chop monday#I’m not used to draw backgrounds or machines but here we are
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Batch of machine commissions!
We have the Shearfin, Strikefin, Wrakewrist, Spikestriker (and variations), Grounder, and Dartwing.
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#my art#horizon forbidden west#art#aloy#illustration#lavabean art#hfw aloy#hfw#tallneck#guys Tallnecks are so hard to draw i was not made to draw machines
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Images released with the announcement blog and trailer of the new game Lego Horizon Adventures, coming in the Holiday season of 2024.
#horizon forbidden west#horizon zero dawn#Lego horizon adventures#Lego#hzd#hfw#Aloy#Thunderjaw#machines#Varl#guerrilla games#playstation#stuff from me#Tallneck#watcher
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PathTrampler complete!
These guys main function is water filtration, so they stay mainly near rivers, lakes, streams or any body of water that have toxins present. After they filter the water through their bodies it comes out their sides from their 8 spouts, a hose can be attached to them for easier bottle/jug/container filling or for a quick shower. The water can be boiled in the process of filtration if needed so watch out for that.
#my art#hfw machine concept#hfw#horizon Forbidden West#I have more to say about these guys but it’s late and I need to go to sleep#queue
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Do you guys know that Hear Me Out trend
#myart#horizon zero dawn#horizon forbidden west#machine#biomechanical#biomech#yes. the horuses from horizon#the giant killer machines that helped destroy humanity#robot
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Heads up, I'm opening shop soon! I got a few pieces of everything so my stock will be pretty limited. If there is enough interest, I might open preorders on anything that runs out.
Store: galoo.storenvy.com
#shop#store#Red Flags#Buttons#Val#Horizon Forbidden West#Horizon Zero Dawn#machine#Cate Archer#No One Lives Forever#NOLF#Fallout 3#Pipboy#Pip-boy#Pip Boy#merch#merchandise
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The "tallneck" of the seas based on an ocean sunfish. It drifts through the open ocean, keeping track of the machines swimming around. Schools of fish take refuge around it. I'm obsessed with @xamiipholia's Floodrage and had so much fun drawing it (front machine).
#aloy#horizon forbidden west#horizon zero dawn#horizon fanart#horizon machines#tallneck#floodrage#dreadmaw#ocean sunfish#mola mola#hartless doodles
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These poor NPCs just trying to live their lives and then come face to face with the murder machine that gave them PTSD in the middle of town…
#horizon forbidden west#horizon zero dawn#hfw#hzd#aloy#horizon meme#meme#machines#horizon games#horizon#lol#mine#shitpost#funny#guerrilla games#playstation
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