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When you were a child, a mercenary made you watch as he killed your entire family in front of you. You swore revenge. Decades later, you've finally tracked them down- …only to find they're now a pacifistic geriatric who's beloved by his community.

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The Sniper Couple!!

an A+ duo honestly

Both are absolute beasts at assassinations (our girl hayami got like the second most kills in the red v blue fight afterall), so i find it sweet that deep down they are just these awkward kids. I also think I read a fact about how they tried to go on dates but it ended up being awkward due to their lack of conversation skills lmao I do think that theyd be the type of friends who promise that if they're still single by 40, they they'll get married anyways

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Me when assassins r in a classroom (and are all in middle school)

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“Are you okay”

“No I’m thinking about how when Hayami speaks in class, it’s usually a sassy oneliner or related to work, and it’s noted that she talks more around Chiba (which is still related to work). While Chiba also talks more around Hayami, he definitely has more lines and is shown to interact more with his peers, and he seems to speak for him and Hayami whenever they’re together. In a sense Hayami is Chiba’s quieter shadow. They’re both technically capable in their different ways, but Chiba is obviously better at socialisation. So Hayami finds solace at being around Chiba. Unfortunately her gag in the KoroQ manga is that when Chiba is blind, he doesn’t recognise her at all and he frequently mistakes others for her. Chiba, the more sociable guy whom she’s a pair with, the one she shares the most screentime with, doesn’t recognise her (as a joke). Think about that.”

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fandom will see a female character with the most interesting backstory and inner turmoil in the entire media and be like “…anyways. where’s the closest man we can pretend has the exact problems she has”

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PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]

KORO-SENSEI:

C!JIMMY SOLIDARITY:

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MY COMMISSIONS ARE FINALLY OPEN!! 🧡🩷

And will always be open unless circumstances make me close them for a bit.

If you have discord, you can DM me @fumicore instead. Feel free to ask any questions!

My canvas size will be 3000×3000 pixels maximum. My drawing app is Ibispaint and it will likely crash if I go above that size.

The second I start working on the commission after the sketch has been approved and payment has been made, refunds are not allowed. Unless I decide that I could no longer proceed with the commission, no means no.

I forgot to add this to the sheet, but I will NOT be drawing any sort of weird prøship due to extreme discomfort. Just no.

I do character reference sheets. The final price for one highly depends on the content and can be discussed through DMs.

It's okay if you could not afford a commission. Just sharing this post will already do so much 😭🩷

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... This may be new but I have a soft spot for Nagikae. I don’t super ship it, I actually don’t want it to be canon, but I just have a soft spot. Which is funny because I used to think Nagikae was bullshit. Imagine liking a guy because he kissed you just to save your life? Lmao Kayano get a grip.

But the more I think about it, the more Kayano’s crush makes sense. She grew up in a place where everyone was fake and manipulative (the acting industry), her sister died, her brother in law was an asshole. What happiness she had was taken away. Also let’s assume her parents suck because she changed her name? Dyed her hair? And they didn’t give a shit? She spent a year in physical and mental pain, harbouring her revenge while mourning her sister WHILE pretending to love Koro and pretending to be sweet and weak. She then manipulated this boy, used him as her “best friend”, and used his bloodlust to hide hers. This boy is a capable assassin, by the way.

And then Kayano shows up to destroy everything. And then this capable assassin that she used as a pawn for the past eight months just kissed her.

It’s not... even romantic. He could’ve shot her, clap stunned her, done something else. Nagisa actively chose a method that didn’t harm Kayano. So he still cared a lot despite Kayano using him and the class blah blah blah. Heck, he even put himself in danger to save her.

So the sentiment is really strong, and stronger than the kiss. And idk about you, but if I was Kayano I would straight up fall for Nagisa. Since he cared despite everything. His care for her was genuine unlike Yanagisawa/ the people she used to know in the acting industry.

I think Nagisa is good for Kayano, but the reason why I don’t super ship it is because I don’t really know if Kayano is good for Nagisa. I certainly think Nagisa and Akari (given she never tried the manipulating stuff) would make a power couple, but Nagikae? Hmm.

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A continuation of the missing Kayano merch series because she also was NOT in the undercover spy theme one 😭

Previous themes: Masquerade, Alice in Wonderland

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Which Partner fic outline dropped! ❤️💚

It's quite detailed. And when I say it's detailed I mean the thing is like 7k words long (to remain true to artistic integrity). You can skim through it if you want. It was a nice trip down the memory lane for me :D

Giving closure to my whimsical teenage mess of an Assassination Classroom x Miraculous Ladybug ChibaHaya fic <3 Thank to everyone who ever read and supported this fic :D love you lots!

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Actually the plot is so crazy that it’s kinda funny. This is so. It’s just sooooo

And yeah I swear Silencer was mine first. He’s my cringefail 2017 OC!! I even named his hero self Viper. And Silencer’s akumatized item was his headphone 💀 MLB development team were you or were you not lurking in roleplay forums in 2017. Answer me. /j

Hello everyone! Long time no see!

I think I'm going to release my plans for Which Partner? (ChibaHaya, AssClass x Miraculous Ladybug crossover), a fic I haven't really touched since... 2019? It'll be a really long AN, but I want to give that fic closure :) And I did promise to do so back in 2021 (and forgot about it):

"And if I do ditch it, I’ll post the fic outline. I think it’s only fair to anyone who’s still following it… although idk who still is lmao."

I still have a lot of thoughts about WP but those will be in the super long AN lmao. I'm sorry for all the unfulfilled promises, and a sincere thank you to everyone who read it ♡♡♡

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The fact that this is already 6k words long is... worrying 🤡

I'm including everything in my plans. It's sooo scuffed. At least 14yo me had a lot of fun.

Hello everyone! Long time no see!

I think I'm going to release my plans for Which Partner? (ChibaHaya, AssClass x Miraculous Ladybug crossover), a fic I haven't really touched since... 2019? It'll be a really long AN, but I want to give that fic closure :) And I did promise to do so back in 2021 (and forgot about it):

"And if I do ditch it, I’ll post the fic outline. I think it’s only fair to anyone who’s still following it… although idk who still is lmao."

I still have a lot of thoughts about WP but those will be in the super long AN lmao. I'm sorry for all the unfulfilled promises, and a sincere thank you to everyone who read it ♡♡♡

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Hello everyone! Long time no see!

I think I'm going to release my plans for Which Partner? (ChibaHaya, AssClass x Miraculous Ladybug crossover), a fic I haven't really touched since... 2019? It'll be a really long AN, but I want to give that fic closure :) And I did promise to do so back in 2021 (and forgot about it):

"And if I do ditch it, I’ll post the fic outline. I think it’s only fair to anyone who’s still following it… although idk who still is lmao."

I still have a lot of thoughts about WP but those will be in the super long AN lmao. I'm sorry for all the unfulfilled promises, and a sincere thank you to everyone who read it ♡♡♡

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE AUGUST VIRGO TRIPLETS!! 🎉🎂

Cuz nothing's more iconic than having 3 consecutive birthdays with your classmates lol

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Happy Birthday, Hayami Rinka 🎂

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Round 1

Propaganda Under Cut

Allura

Lots of people (myself included tbh) ship klance (Keith and Lance). In s8 the creators made Allura/Lance canon (but then they killed her off and left the ending ambiguous it was weird). Anyway the fandom treats her like she's the most terrible bitchy woman ever but all she wants to do is end the war and avenge her destroyed home planet. Yeah she wasn't always the nicest or always the best, but you could argue some other characters in the show aren't either and they aren't treated near as bad as allura. people really just hate her bc Lance liked her. I don't think allura/lance are good together, but I still liked her as a character and thought she was interesting and had a lot of growth during the show. she DEF is not evil like some people portray her as in fic or talk about her in captions on posts. I've seen people say that they HATE her and that she's the worst and I'm like ??? let her live (well sort of ig she is dead now). lots of fic writers use her as the villain which is so interesting to me bc the show literally has villains like use them. anyway allura so perfectly fits the bracket description she deserves better.

I hate to acknowledge my time in this fandom but I hate the way the fandom treated her more. Allura was treated like shit no matter what side of the Great Ship War you were on because she was always a threat to the biggest ships (klance and sheith). At best she got put into Background Lesbian or Consolation Prize Shallura (Space Mom-zoned) (She was not a motherly figure btw. She was just Black). At worst she was violently demonized for being ~racist~ (kinda not cool with the alien race that blew up her planet for a few episodes), complete with misogynistic language hurled at her (she got called a bitch sooo much). Allura was a good and cool character and the show did her dirty but the fandom was somehow worse.

i apologise for speaking the dark magicks, but amidst the voltron fandoms many, many transgressions, there were a particular subset of people who just hated this girl. the infamous klance wars of the 2010s kept this perfectly fine childrens cartoon character in the sights of shippers everywhere, and she (and her voice actress im sure) were subjected to years of petty squabble blown up to global perportions. ive seen hate, ive seen rants, ive seen fanfics that made her homophobic. girls been through the ringer, and even though voltron was never the show its fandom wanted it to be, i believe allura deserved better

Kayano Kaede

shes genuinely a really tragic character who had potential for a really compelling, effective arc concerning grief, identity, healing, and finding trust again all while going through the inherent ordeal of being 15 years old….if she werent a female character in a shonen anime 😭😭 instead she gets sidelined during the show up until her big plot twist reveal after which shes immediately sidelined again. whatever i still love her and know her to be a character of all time who has suffered more than jesus. in my experience shes perhaps the female character who like. ive seen most *obsessively* hated due to her “getting in the way” of the ship b/w the male protagonist + deuteragonist (bc of her proximity to the both of them) u woild think shes the devil incarnate and not just. 15 and traumatised 

She had a crush on Nagisa and they kissed and a lot of fans ship him with Karma so theyre mad that Kaede is there. She is super silly and nice but the fandom hates her for standing in the way of karmagisa.

she's a sweet person that was an actor and loves her sister. she is the main love interest of the main character but doesn't interact with him more than most of the other characters for a majority of the story. Often I have seen them removed from the story only to become some homophobic jerk that's desperate for the main characters love instead of letting her keep the good friendship that her and the main character had before the romance.

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Fandom: Assassination Classroom

Character: Gakushu Asano

Sample Size: 915 stories

Source: AO3