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corvustears · 7 months ago

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Art suggestions from Discord!

featuring: My own tmnt AU

#digital art #traditional art #tmnt au #oc art #tmnt donatello #raph tmnt #leo tmnt #mikey tmnt #donnie tmnt #raccoon oc #mmm monkey #sunset #the holy cup of water #:]#my art

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lord-of-the-ducks · 9 months ago

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Apologies to everyone who follows me because you’re about to be subjected to SO much Lisa Frankenstein posting, I am so deeply abnormal about this movie and I would not be surprised if it ended up being one of my top ten favorite movies of all time.

My only wish is that my theatre could have been more crowded, it was a pretty dead audience (pun intended) which meant I spent a solid 60% of my energy trying not to cause a scene every time there was a needle drop or anything that felt like it was specifically calling me out for being a weird little goth.

#lisa frankenstein #also not related to the movie #but worlds biggest shout out to the regal employee who would not let me waste my money on overpriced water #I was parched and running late and decided to suck it up but he was like ‘nah’ and filled up one of the soda cups with water for me #and then gave me a medium popcorn for the price of a small #I think it’s just cuz the small bags were annoying him #but I was just like ‘is this??? an actual angel??? holy shit???#I hope his pillows are always cool on both sides #Or whatever his preferred temperature is

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righteousbreakfast · 2 months ago

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s1 of the TMAGP has the most boring ass romantic subplot in the entire media i consumed and i think that's funny as shit

#no shade to the people who actually enjoyed it but. holy shit not even my cup of water i can't bear it

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budd-ie · 5 months ago

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“You really are… The one suffering indecision is you. With a cure in hand, the one refusing it is also you. You’re really… really annoying. Look at the hellish state of you—the mere sight of you is a pain. Your worshippers must’ve reaped enough bloody misfortune for eight lifetimes!”

“To me, the one basking in infinite glory is you; the one fallen from grace is also you. What matters is you, not the state of you. I...admire San Lang very much. I want to understand your everything, so I’m very envious that someone has already met that version of you so early on. That kind of affinity can only come by chance; it can’t be begged for. And whether that bond should live on is three parts fate and seven parts courage!”

The way these quotes have nearly parallel structure is sending me into a frenzy

#in looking for that first quote I ended up reading this whole scene and through to arc 3 #how come nobody ever talks about this scene?#SO much baggage is thrown around it’s insane #if feng xin said all that shit to me I’d hold infinite grudges too holy shit #that whole scene is so important too because it is a direct example of two people and one cup of water #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #this is the seven seas translation by the way #they are NOT beating the character foil allegations

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swagging-back-to · 8 months ago

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i hate people who can eat a small little plate or half a bowl of food and be like 'teehee I'm full'

fuck off

#i have to eat at least 6 cups of food before my brain even begins to feel satiated #i have to STOP myself from eating an entire pot of soup in one sitting so I don't get water intoxication #i have to force myself to go hungry so I don't take in too many nutrients at once #i have to eat literally every two hours #to he point i feel nauseous #and then even if i still feel nauseous two hours later I'm STILL HUNGRY nd my stomach is STILL growling #everytime i look at my plate of food im like holy fuc... how is this gonna fit?#and then it does #and im going to make seconds not even five minutes later

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deus-ex-mona · 1 year ago

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it’s that time of week again…

#and M A N today’s getsuyoubi was extra yuuutsu #first i dropped 2 cup things filled with water. cool. a mess was made. nice.#t h e n my workstation shook by itself and one of the cup things toppled down again. only it was filled with (diluted) acid this time!!!!#i wish it fell onto me bc at l e a s t my bad day would’ve ended with just an acid burn instead of getting worse #bc *then* we found out that we were near-out of [insert reagent here] that we need to run blanks for [test thing] yay!!!!! joy!!!!!!!!!#so we had to use a substitute solvent (sadge)#if only it ended there aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #i left work on time -> waited forever for the delayed bus -> decided to get some coffee or sth as a pick me up t h e n…#the coffee place happened to run out of single bags so i decided to put it into my bag instead (mistake)…#…a n d dropped my phone while trying to prop the stupid drink upright so it wouldn’t spill.#unfortunately for me though... some rando picked up my phone some time within the 30s-1 min wherein i realised that my phone was gone…#…and took it home with him instead of handing it to the customer service counter at the nearby train stations. ha.#called my phone a couple of times with the phone from a customer service counter but he~~ didn’t~~ pick up~~~~~~~~~#and so. long story short. i had to leave the house an extra time to go to this guy’s place to pick up my bb (read: my phone)#bc the dude~~~ can’t~~~~ speak~~~ english~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ so he didn’t understand me when i told him my location~~~~~~~#and now it’s almost 8.30 in the pm. im waiting for the delayed bus to go home from wherever tf i am now. and i haven’t eaten all day :))))#(aside from a small cake thing but it’s negligible tbh)#aND HOLY FK I HATE THIS I FLAGGED DOWN THE BUS BUT IT SKIPPED THE STOP HELP ME I JUST WANNA GO HOME #.am i allowed to cry yet. i. just. i just wanna eat my dinner.#…come to think of it my drink ended up spilling in my bag while i was hunting for my phone. so. there’s that to clean up ig.#ughhhhhhhhh i wish that guy had just left my phone where he found it. s o b s #so yeah. if you read this i hope you had a good monday at least…#this truly is my ✨t r a g i c c o m e d y✨

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cowboykakashi · 1 year ago

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It’s everything to me btw

#MY HEART RATE WAS UP FOR LIKE AN HOUR AFTER THIS GAME DUDE HOLY SHIT #Rassie arranging the intentional loss against Ireland to set up this match theory holding water ngl #rwc 2023 #rugby world cup #springboks #sa rugby #Cheslin Kolbe is MY man of the match btw holy shit who else could DO THAT !!!!!!!!!

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yoimiya-supremacy · 1 year ago

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dysautomnia+adhd is only remembering to take care of yourself at your worst times and waking up knowing you need to shower like you have to shower and physically not being able to perform activities until you have done the shower but you cannot physically shower as you will most likely pass out or have a migraine so sitting at the couch doing the hand flicky and the stretchy (safe stretchy) and drinking water and eating chips until you can safely assume you will not do the faint 4 minutes into a shower…helppppp…

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intertexts · 10 months ago

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literally category five sleepy moment btw

#have NO clue where today went i slept in a bit went out 2 run errands went str8 2 work got out at like. 630 had 2 pick up groceries.#fell asleep on the couch entirely under the papasan chair cushion. woke up. etc. and now it's 10pm...#dude im SO fucking tired. and my headache still hasnt gone away i think it's partially just an accumulated #roswell i NEED you to drink water and not just one cup of tea a day & holy shit im SO FUCKING STRESSED and holy shit im SO FUCKING BUSY #and still getting over my cold headache.... minor torment nexus.#txt #anyway. im gonna maybe start rereading y/wdmp & go sleep... ghsbfngkg

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chamerionwrites · 1 year ago

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The problem with working too much is I make foolish decisions such as "buying one of those bottled and chilled Starbucks drinks at the gas station because I am too busy to make an iced coffee"

#THEY ARE SO SWEET HOLY SHIT #i filled a coffee cup with ice cubes poured half the bottle in and let it melt just to water it down #reasons i never tried one before this moment: i suspected this might be the result. and yet foolish hope springs eternal when u r tired #admittedly still not as bad as the time my stupid ass bought canned refried beans after being spoiled by central american abuelas for years #culinary adventures #or misadventures!#my posts

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pilmyeol · 1 year ago

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MADE FUN OF MY SIBLING AND THEY MADE A FACE AND I COULD TELL FROM THEIR FACE THAT THEY WANTED TO PUSH ME DOWN THE STAIRS AND AS I WAS OPENING MOUTH TO TELL THEM I LIKED THEIR IM GONNA PUSH YOU THE STAIRS FACE THEY SAID SHUT UP ILL PUSH THE STAIRS

#this was near the stairs but not so near that they couldve just done it. like they could see the stairs but i was not quite ripe for the #pushing so it was extra funny that i could divine their intentions from just their face #im good at that though. i have an intuition for what sorts of silly violence people are planning to enact unto me #once my friend offered me a warhead. like the candy. and i was like oh no thanks :) and he was like are you sure? and i looked at him and #immediately covered my water cup. he was like HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA DO WHAT THE FUCK #and i was like HOLY SHIT YOU WERE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY #and that started a longstanding tradition of putting shit in each others waters. he liked to sneak up on me and get me with a nerf dart bc #he knew hed never manage it if i could see his face. asshole got a napkin in my milkshake in low lighting once though. i could always read #him really well with that kinda thing though like he wasnt that surprised when i stopped on the sidewalk and walked to his other side so he #couldnt shove me into the street bc wed known each other for ages at that point but they warhead thing was like. a couple weeks after we met #ALSO SHOVING ME INTO THE STREET WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN DANGEROUS WE WERE IN BUTTFUCK NOWHERE THERE WERE NOT CARS. HE WOULD NOT SHOVE ME INTO #THE STREET TO GET HIT BY CARS. WORST INJURIES I WOULDVE GOTTEN WERE SKINNED KNEES AND THAT WOULDVE BEEN HILARIOUS AND HED NEVER HAVE LIVED #IT DOWN. BUT NO CARS. NO GETTING HIT BY CARS. ALWAYS HAVE TO REMEMBER SHOVING PEOPLE INTO THE STREET GETS THEM HIT BY CARS WHEN I TELL THAT #STORY BC ITS GETS ME INTO THE BUTTFUCK NOWHERE MINDSET WHERE CARS DONT HIT PEOPLE THEY ONLY HIT DEER #what was my point. dont remember. oh well send tweet or whatever #mine

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pabulumm · 2 years ago

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PSA artificial sweeteners can fuck up your mood like whoa

#just started trying those water flavor enhancers to try to lose weight #bc while i like water i tend to crave flavored drinks sometimes #but holy hell the dreams i had last night #and the moods i kept waking up in #i'm glad i somehow remembered reading about artificial sweeteners causing mood swings #and i had forgotten until i'd remembered #which is wild since it's like the tiniest amount and diluted with water obviously #but they're all going in the trash #back to just letting myself have sweet tea in the smallest cup i own sigh #personal posts

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weekendviking · 4 months ago

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It’s important not to get distracted by something else while sterilising the menstrual cup/other body silicone items, because if you do, it boils dry and then goes on fire and Holy Flaming Menstrual Cup Batman!

gay people house meshi

#yes we did burn one to ashes once #it smelt awful #now we have a wire basket or put it in a wire whisk to keep it suspended should the water boil off cos we got distracted #Holy Flaming Menstrual Cups Batman!

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tenok · 2 months ago

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#I love angst as much as any other person but I feel like people lean too hard into CROWLEY WANT TO KILL HIMSELF WITH HOLY WATER BECAUSE #AZIRAPHALE LEFT #because first: Crowley never showed any suicidal intentions in canon #ever #whole holy water fight was *because* Aziraphale was absolutely baselessly scared that Crowley will hurt himself and Crowley just couldn't #get it and even attempt to calm him down #like sleep or drink or run away? ok #I prefer to think that Crowley will work in averting the second coming but I get it #functional and capable Crowley is not everyone's cup of tea #but also second: Crowley dying from holy water is literally Aziraphale's biggest (semi)irrational fear we saw in canon #like his reaction was overblown in a way we only saw when he dealt with literal apocalypse #Crowley's perfectly aware of this #and this...this not only shows Crowley a) suddenly losing all his optimism b) leaving earth and humans on their own c) leaving Aziraphale on #his own #it's also shows him cruel. not on petty 'dance a little dance for me' level. not on sending nazis to hell level. on the 'let's deliberately #hurt person that deeply loves me (and that I deeply love too) in most cruel and inreparable way'#I can't stress it enough — *intentionally*. burdening him with it *forever*#like. even if you imagine that Crowley *is* stupid enough to not get that Aziraphale was afraid of giving him holy water *because* he's #scared shitless of him dying (and also dying specifically because of him)#he still should get that Aziraphale cares for him in some capacity (I'm not talking about people that makes Crowley cry 'Aziraphale never #loved me at all' because those people saw some other series)#Crowley should understand that him killing himself would absolutely destroy Aziraphale #and I can't wrap my mind around it. like. Crowley won't hurt Aziraphale. not in that way.#again don't get me wrong you can write ooc fics all you want it's just...when some kind of trope gets so popular you start to question what #part of character's character made you accept this as valid and highly accepted interpretation #like I don't like slutty subby Crowley in fics but I get it he looks good in tight jeans and simps hard for Aziraphale. with this tho??#I'm absolutely lost it looks like whole other character for me #sidebote: would absolutely read good IC fic/hc about Crowley being suicidal/attempting suicide. but in my heart Aziraphale is the one that #will consider suicide as an (absolutely rational! he has arguments!) option meanwhile Crowley's like NO ANGEL THAT'S NOT FUCKING NORMAL

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traggalicious · 1 year ago

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INDEED

i love him

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wild-wombytch · 1 year ago

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...call me a genius but a woman said hi to me in a corridor and I sprayed myself with my chaï like it's the new "in" fragrance instead of swigging it down my throat like I intended.

#luckily the cup was almost empty and mostly finished on the floor. Chaï Latte is lesbian holy water I'm telling you #repells potential exes and dates alike. Breakings #I'm generally speaking a dumbass.#shits like that should legally only happen in films not in real life like wtf I'm the lesbian side kick now #Tañ ha Gerioù

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