#the hare who wore a sweater

[svnnyd4ys]

shoot from the hip as headlines pt 5(?) - Tom's characters special <3

[i-may-be-an-emu]

little edit of the couple from hare :)

Music credit: “Fall For You” By Wesley Black

Video credit: shootimpro (improvised play #8 The Hare Who Wore A Sweater)

[pulchrasilva]

Gonna go to the club this is just like in the hare who wore the sweater

[practicedvmm13fullofpotatoes]

All of sfth's improvized plays described by someone with bad/selective memory (but remembers 90% of the sentences they make up) pt. 2

6) Too Big To Be a Jockey

Something about a horse being split in half because its rider is too big. Also, children having guns pointed at them and an entire skin suit (literal skin) that a child (who was supposedly dead) was wearing

7) The OOPSIE DAISY Bulge

Tom saying oopsie daisy somewhere round the start (does he even say it? I don't know). I don't even remember this one but I swear I watched it

8) The Hare Who Wore a Sweater

Husband mad at wife for caring for the hares. Husband goes to bar. German woman flirts with him ("do you know how many orifices a woman has? A German woman has more!"). Barkeep gives him a drink called Be Careful™. Some time before or after that, Barkeep tries to slut-drop, falls, gets caught by the husband (and the guys on the sidelines). Wife gives a talking hare a sweater ("a moment of peace in the void") and the hare tries to tell her about the upcoming danger (Mcginnery) but then gets shot a little later ("Bingo!"). "What happened to your hare?", wife accuses husband of shooting Jimmy the hare immediately after the husband said he didn't. Car chase scene where both Mcginnery and his assistant seem to be driving (even the characters comment on this). Husband slut-drops to prevent Mcginnery from pressing the detonator for the mines surrounding the village (?). The hares have a meeting some time before or during the previous scene and go to deactivate the mines. They later appear and get mad at the wife because she claimed to have deactivated the mines herself then snaps at the hares because she "fucking nit [them] sweaters"

9) Once Upon a Time I Killed Mum

DANGERFIELD! And something about bring your kid to work day at the station ("Rapier :D!")

10) The Midnight Mystery

Lord and Lady Lafaytte are interrogated about the murder, they say they were busy making love at the time. Head king of the police accidentally summons Scottish Batman (and Robin) and tells him to fuck off. Something something Robin gets kidnapped, Lord Lafayette ends up doing a Bane thing

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[je-lurk]

This specific moment has peak Baron (from the Baronies) energy

The voice, the intonation, the way it’s supposed to be seductive but ends up wholly menacing… it’s beautiful

[sfth-fanpage]

The transferable cross-applicable skill of the slut drop

1. Woo your wife

2. Open a door

3. Woo her some more

4.... Sam??

Sam no...

Bonus! AJ's attempt...

(we'll make a slut of you yet AJ)

Huh who said that?

From (arguably) one of the best improvised plays...

[i-may-be-an-emu]

DEATH COMES :D

the hare is nature's designated witness of the horrors

[iamonlypartlymajestic]

Guess who's back! Back again! With more SFTH AJ art because I have hyperfixated on a muscular bald British funny man.

So here is my gallery of AJ playing iconic female characters in longforms (or most of them, anyway)

Close Ups:

[kingcalimthesnailheart]

I think there might be some new thumbnails for improv plays? Burglary and bobsledding they have silly little helmets...

But I don't know if I just never saw? Regardless, very silly very fun

[svnnyd4ys]

sfth character headlines - AJ edition <33

[i-may-be-an-emu]

It confused me a lot at first too (and others as well, you’re not the only one!) but as far as I know it was just the way AJ said it plus the way that Tom was like flirting and trying to seduce Sam as a sexy german woman, and AJ coming out of no where and saying “I made you a cocktail” “it’s called be careful” -but in the particular voice he says it in it seems to be the particularly funny part :))

I feel like I'm going insane. Am I the only person who doesn't understand why "be careful" was so funny? Was it the way AJ said it or am I missing context? Can someone explain to me 😭

It's basically the only time in sfth stuff that I've been laughing literally because everyone else is laughing and not understanding anything but still having a great time 😭

[i-may-be-an-emu]

Hare Jimmy angst? Hare Jimmy angst

Music credit: “Tho I’m A Tortise” By Madilyn Mei

Video + partial audio credit: shoot from the hip

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

I will eventually return to my extremely well curated profile pic which matches the aesthetic of my blog but for now I need the energy of a man doing an improv show who is so surprised and delighted by a joke his friend pulls off he breaks abruptly and aggressively and shrieks with laughter for a full minute I need to bring this energy to the table.

[goingroundincircles-ontrack]

So I've been watching sfth's content for a couple of months now so I feel it's time to contribute something to the community. Hence, I present you with my reviews of some of their plays:

The Hare That Wore a Sweater 6/10

Personally I don't like the way this one ends, it just didn't feel finished but the play still gets a 6 from me because of Sam's slut dropping and luke's little hare foot stomp thingy. Absolutely perfect.

The Leftenmost Window 10/10

This is my absolute favourite play from sfth. Everything about it is perfect. The way luke adds the drama with the little sister's "he promised me he would" is *chefs kiss*. Tom running on stage just to go ah! and run back off again, crossing the astral plane (walking through the audience), the tank scene, luke's declaration of love, the "ja, thank god we invested" about the unicycle brigade and so much more I just love. Then that kiss at the end. Wow. Just wow. I think this play is a masterpiece.

Bus 8/10

This play is a prime example of why you can never predict what's going to happen in a sfth play. I did not guess the story would be about a famous porn writer who gets kidnapped by the hyper sexual communist party of he uk who then gets saved by an up and coming porn writer who is then inspired to finish her porn book. However I really liked it so idk what that says about me.

So those are some reviews. Lmk what you think and if I should post more.

[sfth-fanpage]

Amazing! This has got to be one of my favourite lines.

I've realised I really enjoy making little comics and even if they're not perfect they're little and silly and that's good enough for me. This is my first one in marker and I think I might stick to pencil but I still like it :)

[dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram]

i dont know if this reasoning makes sense about fan signs at shows but i’ll just say it. yeah there are certain signs harry reacted to that was more of a grimace like a girl yelling pussy when he doing the intro for WS and he just made an odd face and walked off and some saying “choke me daddy” and the pussy sign got taken away by security and signs like show me your ass/tits he either stuck his ass out or pulled his shirt to a side and did what the fans asked for.

and like i know its. a part of the job? like you’re a famous attractive person there’s bound to be quite a lot of thirst but like maybe cuz im a new fan? i only know of him saying the sex symbol status makes him uncomfortable and he doesn’t want to think about it (maybe i misjudged it too idk) and while the daddy/pussy signs do make me uncomfortable, what grates on my nerves more is the people taking those shows justifying it by saying. he talks about oral sex in his songs, he wore the mutual wanking keith haring shirt or the i wanna blow george harrison sweater etc etc so why shouldn’t we talk about him and to him thw same way. cuz his comfort in talkijg about intimacy and sexual desire isn’t a free pass to put your stuff on him too. i just go off the way he reacts to signs or the way he once reacted to specific signs but overall thats what i think.. like dont justify what you’re doing lol its not really the best reason 🥴

I do think there are two basic arguments going on here - the first is that people can tell Harry's feelings about the different signs and therefore on that basis it's OK to judge those signs. I think this ask shows how absurd that is. It's the second times in a few days that I've got an ask claiming that someone wasn't actually smiling they're grimacing. You don't know how Harry feels. I don't know how Harry feels. To make a claim that other people are doing something wrong, because Harry doesn't like it, is absurd arrogant on the part of any fan.

I am most infuriated by the hypocrisy of people who like 'show us your tits' signs, but don't like 'treat my pussy with kindness' signs deciding that that's not a personal preference, but some kind of principled position.

But I would make a slightly different version of hte argument you seem to be rejecting here. You characterise a range of things as Harry talking about intimacy and sexual desire (I don't think any of them are about intimacy, but that's another issue). I think that rather misses the point. In Watermelon Sugar, particularly the video, Harry explicitly talks about pussys. That video is not generalised discussion of sexual intimacy - it's very explicity about pussys. By ignoring the specificty of watermelon sugar, and pretending it's more general, you're significantly changing the dynamic.

I think that if a man is has talked explicitly and publicly about women's pussys, then it's pretty fraught to argue that women are doing something shocking and wrong by talking about their pussys to him.