#the hare who wore a sweater

[quote-from-the-hip]

“That’s right, that other intern is dead. Do you know why?” “'Cause you looked at him and now he’s dead.”

- Luke Manning and Tom Mayo, The Hare who Wore a Sweater

[svnnyd4ys]

sfth character headlines - AJ edition <33

[mikesflaccidlemonade7]

To me, sexy German woman from the hare who wore a sweater and Magnus o.puss from BUS are siblings

I saw the German guys at the front desk of o.puss publishing and had a vision

[daily-sfth-gender]

today's gender slut-dropped so hard both of it's legs exploded

^

[saym0-0]

discord scares me but anyways heres the lovely german woman from the hare who wore a sweater with a couple extra orifices :3

[gaydoggirll]

I saw a hare today and my first thought was "omg a sfth reference" I may be cooked

[thecoppersoulbox]

I forgot about the one minute copyright limit for songs on tiktok and made an edit I couldn't post, and then when I cut it down it ended up starting at "I SLUT DROP FOR YOU" which...kind of ruins the effect if it's at the start, SO I'm posting the full thing here so it exists somewhere because I'm proud of it

I mean it's very much still unserious anyway because such is the nature of improv comedy but it's the principle of the thing

[sweaterwearinghare]

i love scrolling through this app and seeing all the sfth themed urls

it’s really cool to try and see the references to different stuff (and figure out if i’ve actually seen whatever it’s referencing…so far it’s about 50/50)

[magnus-ohpuss]

"Hear me out" and they show you a tall sexy slender woman of German origin 🙄

[a-mysterious-ghost]

Was talking to my cousin today, we were discussing drinking (idk it came up) and she was trying to convince me to drink with her one day, so she texted me "We'll go to the clurb" and my immediate response was "I slut drop for YOU!"...

Which I realized afterwards might not have been the most appropriate response to text to a cousin. Especially seeing as she has literally no idea who sfth are.

[svnnyd4ys]

shoot from the hip as headlines pt 5(?) - Tom's characters special <3

[mikesflaccidlemonade7]

me: gee maybe I should think about writing a fic about Magnus o.pusss lowly intern days and incorporate my hc that sexy German woman is her sister

5 minutes later

berlin wall wikipedia page.

[i-may-be-an-emu]

little edit of the couple from hare :)

Music credit: “Fall For You” By Wesley Black

Video credit: shootimpro (improvised play #8 The Hare Who Wore A Sweater)

[daily-sfth-gender]

today's gender is be careful

^

[pulchrasilva]

Gonna go to the club this is just like in the hare who wore the sweater

[practicedvmm13fullofpotatoes]

All of sfth's improvized plays described by someone with bad/selective memory (but remembers 90% of the sentences they make up) pt. 2

6) Too Big To Be a Jockey

Something about a horse being split in half because its rider is too big. Also, children having guns pointed at them and an entire skin suit (literal skin) that a child (who was supposedly dead) was wearing

7) The OOPSIE DAISY Bulge

Tom saying oopsie daisy somewhere round the start (does he even say it? I don't know). I don't even remember this one but I swear I watched it

8) The Hare Who Wore a Sweater

Husband mad at wife for caring for the hares. Husband goes to bar. German woman flirts with him ("do you know how many orifices a woman has? A German woman has more!"). Barkeep gives him a drink called Be Careful™. Some time before or after that, Barkeep tries to slut-drop, falls, gets caught by the husband (and the guys on the sidelines). Wife gives a talking hare a sweater ("a moment of peace in the void") and the hare tries to tell her about the upcoming danger (Mcginnery) but then gets shot a little later ("Bingo!"). "What happened to your hare?", wife accuses husband of shooting Jimmy the hare immediately after the husband said he didn't. Car chase scene where both Mcginnery and his assistant seem to be driving (even the characters comment on this). Husband slut-drops to prevent Mcginnery from pressing the detonator for the mines surrounding the village (?). The hares have a meeting some time before or during the previous scene and go to deactivate the mines. They later appear and get mad at the wife because she claimed to have deactivated the mines herself then snaps at the hares because she "fucking nit [them] sweaters"

9) Once Upon a Time I Killed Mum

DANGERFIELD! And something about bring your kid to work day at the station ("Rapier :D!")

10) The Midnight Mystery

Lord and Lady Lafaytte are interrogated about the murder, they say they were busy making love at the time. Head king of the police accidentally summons Scottish Batman (and Robin) and tells him to fuck off. Something something Robin gets kidnapped, Lord Lafayette ends up doing a Bane thing

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