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[svnnyd4ys]

shoot from the hip as headlines pt 5(?) - Tom's characters special <3

[dereks-unrelenting-heart]

Recurring Character Archetypes of Each SFTH Member

Tom

1) Oddly Mature/Self-Aware Child (Janae, Peter Stevens, Alexa, really got the whole gender spectrum here-)

2) Actually Intimidating Villain (Locomotion, Witchfinder General, Krampus)

3) Sexy (Sexy German Woman, Xavier, Magnus O Puss)

Bonus! Guys named Derek that are just so in love (The Unrelenting Aubergine, Blancmange Flurry)

Luke

1) Tired Wife/Mother (Jemima)

2) Attractive Woman (Sarah)

3) Gremlin (Scottish Robin, Little Krampus, Male Nymph, etc.)

Bonus! Grieving Fathers (Geppetto, Marty Sr.)

Sam

1) Old Lady (you know who I’m thinking of)

2) Child That Pisses People Off (Marty, The Boy Witch, Kid from Too Big To Be a Jockey)

3) Any and All Creatures (Mario, Bertie, Miffles, etc.)

Bonus! Sapphic (Thirsty Vamps, Bus Stop Lesbians)

AJ

1) Innocent Children (Priscilla, Hugh, Rupert)

2) Naive Adults (Bobby/Clive from The Lighthouse)

3) Plot Twist Villain/Murderer (Belly-Boots, Juliet)

Bonus! The Local French Translator (OMGITAJ)

Notes and Specifications

Tom’s Child category was gonna be ‘traumatized child’ but that was before I realized 3 of the 4 play children pretty often and every single one is traumatized

Yes the Witchfinder General is hilarious and absurd in concept, but so is Locomotion and even Sam admitted he was terrifying. Idek if I’ll have people arguing this, I’m just covering all my bases-

Krampus is purely there because they have this man a microphone and he became far too powerful

If there’s only one example listed, it means I know it’s happened more than once, but I can’t think of the others off the top of my head

Except for AJ’s bonus, I just always thought the was funny

Yes, ‘child that pisses people off’ ranges from being a little annoying to actual murder, but they both count

I used the phrasing ‘creatures’ instead of ‘animals’ on purpose, and I don’t think I have to explain why

[theneighbourunderthebed]

All of sfth's improvized plays described by someone with bad/selective memory (but remembers 90% of the sentences they make up) pt. 2

6) Too Big To Be a Jockey

Something about a horse being split in half because its rider is too big. Also, children having guns pointed at them and an entire skin suit (literal skin) that a child (who was supposedly dead) was wearing

7) The OOPSIE DAISY Bulge

Tom saying oopsie daisy somewhere round the start (does he even say it? I don't know). I don't even remember this one but I swear I watched it

8) The Hare Who Wore a Sweater

Husband mad at wife for caring for the hares. Husband goes to bar. German woman flirts with him ("do you know how many orifices a woman has? A German woman has more!"). Barkeep gives him a drink called Be Careful™. Some time before or after that, Barkeep tries to slut-drop, falls, gets caught by the husband (and the guys on the sidelines). Wife gives a talking hare a sweater ("a moment of peace in the void") and the hare tries to tell her about the upcoming danger (Mcginnery) but then gets shot a little later ("Bingo!"). "What happened to your hare?", wife accuses husband of shooting Jimmy the hare immediately after the husband said he didn't. Car chase scene where both Mcginnery and his assistant seem to be driving (even the characters comment on this). Husband slut-drops to prevent Mcginnery from pressing the detonator for the mines surrounding the village (?). The hares have a meeting some time before or during the previous scene and go to deactivate the mines. They later appear and get mad at the wife because she claimed to have deactivated the mines herself then snaps at the hares because she "fucking nit [them] sweaters"

9) Once Upon a Time I Killed Mum

DANGERFIELD! And something about bring your kid to work day at the station ("Rapier :D!")

10) The Midnight Mystery

Lord and Lady Lafaytte are interrogated about the murder, they say they were busy making love at the time. Head king of the police accidentally summons Scottish Batman (and Robin) and tells him to fuck off. Something something Robin gets kidnapped, Lord Lafayette ends up doing a Bane thing

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