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watching chainsaw man on my lunch breaks, and I was gonna quit cuz that uncomfy scene with denji. but they really made up for it on episode 10 and Makima is just a younger Zain.
#her curse technique idk what they call it on cm but it’s so similar to jjk but it’s fucking cool#it’s nice seeing a gworl just as powerful as ur usual op male protagonists#it’s just really funny cuz everyone hates her but like I hope u hate geto#itachi and sasuke if ur saying that#you KNOW? you knowww lololol#anyway this show is giving ‘aha it gets worse 🙃’ vibes#which is fine#cuz no show can break my heart like devil man crybaby#that show changed me fundamentally#anyway cm so far is pretty good#also would it kill manga authors to make their protagonist like 21 ??#that’s a loaded rhetorical question#but fine
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Could you do NSFW headcanons of Shang Tsung please?
Sassy Sorcerer//Shang Tsung Boyfriend HeadCanons

👽:I gotchu pookie bear. teehee 🫶🏼
✅:Proof Read
🖇️:Shang Tsung x Reader
⚠️:NSFW/AFAB!Reader/Mentions of fucking a sassy ass man
SFW 👉🏼👈🏼
★ He’ll never admit it outright, but he’s utterly enchanted with you. He’s used to manipulating others for his benefit, but with you? He uses that silver coated tongue of his for sweet, whispered praises and slow, teasing declarations of devotion.
★ “You think I only speak sweet words to sway you? No, my love….I speak them because every syllable is true. And if you doubt me, allow me to prove it— again and again.”
★ He never openly displays jealousy (or at least he thinks he doesn’t….) but the millisecond somebody’s eyes linger on you for too long, he gets subtly possessive, his hand on your lower back and keeping you close.
★ “I do hate it when people forget their place….shall I remind them?” “They do know you belong to me, don’t they?” “Come love, overeager eyes irk me.”
★ This man absolutely loves to tease you. Mercilessly. Your reactions always amuse him, especially when he gets you all flustered and stammering. Or even if you try to fire back, he revels in it. Always having one up over you.
★ “Oh, why so shy suddenly? We both know there’s no need for that, precious.” “Mmh, witty today, aren’t we?” “Don’t be coy, pet.” “I do love it when you’re angry, it’s quite cute.”
★ A slow graze against your spine, fingertips lightly tracing your pulse, a “casual” brush of his lips near your ear, just remember every touch from your lover is always calculated and intentional.
★ “Every inch of you fascinates me. It’s only natural I indulge in my….curiosities.” He’ll murmur, ghosting his fingers over your collarbone, looking at you with something akin to admiration.
★ I’m gonna say he enjoys watching you sleep. (Not in a creepy way of course! Unless…?) but seriously, there’s just something about the way you look so peaceful. A softness to you that seems to warm his cold heart. It’s a rare moment of genuine affection with a man of his caliber.
★ Softly chuckling as he brushes a lock a hair from your face (or just cupping your cheek lightly) he whispers, “So vulnerable….yet the power you have over me is everything, but.”
★ Shang Tsung loves gift giving—and all of his presents are nothing short of extravagant and mysterious—surprising you with trinkets and artifacts that always seem….otherworldly. When you ask where he gets said gifts, he merely smirks.
★ “Does it really matter where it came from, love? It belongs to you now. And nothing in this realm—nor any other—will change that.”
★ He’s actually an amazing listener despite his self absorbed attitude. Shang values your thoughts, and you intellectually stimulate him. He enjoys conversations where you challenge him, even if he’ll never admit fully when you’ve bested him. “Ah, you truly believe that, do you? Then convince me. I do so enjoy watching you argue with such fire in your eyes.”
★ You two definitely have matching, over the top, lavish robes for spa time. Because Shang Tsung insists on a bi weekly spa time with you. Cucumber eyes, mud baths, green stuff on the face—the whole thing, on top of regular mani/pedis. (Material gworl!!!) he’s just that guy, you know?
★ Finds your defiance extremely attractive. You could be spitting venom into his face until you’re red in your own, challenge his every word, and he would only find himself more obsessed.
★ “Tsk tsk, such spite coming from those sweet lips. You defy me because you’re dissatisfied? Or maybe it’s what comes after, that you’re craving, hmm?”
NSFW 🗿🙈
★ This man is obviously into ownership. You’re his, just as he is yours. Though you’re the one who’s on your knees before him, eager to please more than half the time.
★ “So obedient, you must be wanting some sort of reward,” He coos, cupping your face before tangling your hair around his fingers (or gripping your collar because he’s most definitely into collaring you), pulling your head back to look at him.
★ Shang Tsung is an extremely meticulous man, very passionate when it comes to bringing you pleasure beyond your own comprehension. Toys, his fingers, tongue, dick. Whatever he’s using he knows exactly how to. In fact, he probably knows your body better than you do at this point.
★ “You like this, love?” He’ll grunt out, angling his hips to drive his cock into that sweet spot even deeper than before, making your head fall back as you moan out his name, clawing at his shoulders and back. “And this?” He asks, feigning innocence while drilling into you with more force, hands gripping your hips, sinking his fingertips into the soft skin.
★ Loves overstimulating you to the brink of tears. Using a bullet vibe against your clit with your arms bound behind your back, sat at the edge of the bed, Shang Tsung kicking your feet apart, opening your legs for him, forcing you to take the buzzing sensation, the numbing—tingling—hot feeling builds up, coiling tightly at the pit of your stomach.
★ “Please—I can’t take anymore!” You huff out, but Shang Tsung simply hums in delight, sliding down to his knees as he bumps up the intensity of the bullet, watching you squirm and writhe in his hands, he looks up at you through his lashes, those devious eyes glinting in the dim lighting of your bedroom.
★ “I assure you, darling, you can.” He presses a small peck to your inner thigh, keeping your legs spread for him as he peppers more kisses along your skin.
★ Shang Tsung is a man who gains pleasure from having power and control over others. But especially when he has power over you in bed. Pinning your hands above your head, hiking a knee over his shoulder, shoving your face into the sheets—his actions are usually dominant. (Though pookie is for sure a switch—like he don’t mind getting fucked—but he’s still in charge either way. You know?)
★ “Don’t think for even a moment you have the upper hannnh~” he sputters with his hands tied above him as you grind on top of him, stirring his cock around your insides with a coy little smile. “Of course not, Master”
★ Luxurious BDSM, and by that we mean he fancies extravagant sex swings, bounding you in the finest of silks and fabrics. (No rope burn here—he likes to keep his treasure in pristine condition.) get used to mulberry silk blindfolds. A new color and design for every encounter because a special occasion such as making love with you deserves an equally lovely gift.
★ Breeding Kink. He likes to claim what’s his, and what’s the most personal, intimate, invasive way to do so? To fill you up with his cum until you’re the perfect cream filled dessert, of course.
★ it’s just—the thought of you being filled by him and only him? The idea of planting his seed into your garden? Makes him more than reel. It makes him insatiable. Not that you mind. “That’s it, love, you’ll be sure to take nicely…”
★ Pulling out to just the tip, teasing your clit just before he slams right back into you, hilting with an audible grunt—over and over again and again—until you’re a fucked out mess, thighs quivering and dripping with his essence.
★ “Take nicely…and take all of it, pet.” He warns seductively, scooping whatever dared spill from between your thighs back inside, adding a third finger for good measure, pushing into you deeper, with slowed, controlled movements, making your back arch as you clench around the invasive digits.
★ He may be a selfish man, but once he fucks you up and down the block, he’s always sure you’re comfortable after the fact. Clean sheets, pillows, fresh pajamas, a tray of elegant finger foods displayed before you with your favorite drink in arms reach.
★ “I do not say this lightly, but you have undoubtedly become my greatest weakness…” He’ll croon with a soft smile, caressing your jawline before brushing your hair and putting it in a protective style. (Or he’ll simply give you a scalp massage) praising you on how well you took him as he presses soft kisses to the top of your head, cradling you against his chest.
#click4rainy#rainyworx#rainyanswers#mk1#mk1 2023#mortal kombat 1#mortal kombat fandom#mk1 x you#mk1 x y/n#mk1 x reader#mortal kombat fanfiction#mortal kombat x y/n#mortal kombat x you#mortal kombat x reader#mortal kombat 1 x reader#mk1 shang tsung#mk1 Shang tsung x reader#shang tsung x reader#shang tsung mk1#shang tsung#headcanons#he’s so babygirl
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Tom Blyth x Actress!Reader

i try to avoid descriptors but i do use she/her! click [HERE] for my tom blyth masterlist :)
you post a meme, but of course the internet takes it too far. set a few days after the vogue interviews, so tbosas has been out just over a month. we’ll just say december 22 since it came out november 17. also i changed the ending for the film because eventually you’ll be working on the sequel hehshsdb

tagged; ewanmitchell
liked by houseofthedragonhbo and others…
yourname me trying to sneak into theaters so i can see people’s reactions to tbosas but i don’t want them to know it’s me. alternatively; coriolanus walking around knowing damn well what he did to sejanus and lucy gray 🤬
username excuse me i’m wheezing 😭
↳ username she really tagged ewan snsjdhxjsushxa
rachelzegler 😂😂😂😂
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username she better avenge her boyfriend in the sequel!!!!
↳ username has a sequel been confirmed already???
↳ username not officially but with how things ended there better be one. talk about a cliffhanger!
↳ username can anyone spoil it for me how does it end??
↳ justiceforsejanus well since you asked!! after the cabin fight scene with nova may and coryo, he does manage to knock the gun out of her hand and attempt to choke her to death BUT my gworl makes an escape and goes who knows where. cut to coriolanus with his 3rd hairstyle of the movie and he looks out before it cuts to black and then the quote from future him “it’s the things we love most that destroy us”. you think it’s over right but NO MID CREDIT SCENE!!!! he knocks on a door and nova may answers. she’s obviously shocked and all he does is that stupid grin (🥵) and say “we’re gonna make a deal”. THEN the screen cuts to black and… that’s all we get. definitely potential for a sequel
↳ username waaaait that means yourname and tomblyth will work together again! and this time their characters might interact more!
username why does she always post ewan when she’s dating tom?
↳ yournamefan relax becky it’s a meme.
↳ username just saying i wouldn’t appreciate that.
↳ yourname good thing i’m dating tom and not you then isn’t it 🤭 also i love you yournamefan 💕
ewanmitchell if i had a dollar for every time you used this screenshot 😩
↳ yourname omg it’s lucerys killer aaaahhhh!!!!
↳ ewanmitchell i hate you 😩😩
enews uh-oh! yourname posting about her on screen boyfriend and not tomblyth? 👀
↳ yourname please take several seats
yourname has blocked enews
username poor tomblyth
↳ username right. yourname isn’t even that pretty he could do so much better!
↳ username 👏👏👏👏
↳ username i hope he leaves her soon.
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THINK PEACE:
So this the boys’ internet?
I hate to be that girl BUTTTTTT do men have too much public unnecessary voices, opinions, thoughts, conversations etc or is it just me? The way we’re being forced to live in their brains these days is insane. Don’t get me wrong, men are definitely allowed to live out loud but keep it manly!!! AND HAVE A LIMIT! Why are so much men starting podcasts? Sitting down on a couch surrounded by more men talking about “would y’all go 50/50 with your girl?”. Have some damn decorum cause no way. Omg I have second hand embarrassment. I can’t take it serious, I’m sorry. Maybe I’m an old school girl. I’m not into men sitting on the internet and chatting all day. Excuse me sir, leave that for the gworls!!! Go to war and fight for your country, change a tire, build a house, go make some money…..anything else besides being overly active on the internet. I’ve had it with the topics, the memes, the woman bashing, the debates. Is it ridiculous to say “leave the constant and consistent internet usage for the girls”?? I know women who would agree but honestly I’m interested to know how other men feel about it. Do they see their homeboy on the internet cutting up and get embarrassed? It gives me sassy, loser, gay energy. Sorry not sorry.
With love, Brittanyc
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The Diddler and other stories
I'm back dah-lings
It's mid September and alot of things have happened and so I shall begin with the arrest by the (actual) Feds of Brother Love. Wow it get's better the ninja just got denied bail. Even after he diabolically offered a 50 M bond. how much evil money does this guy have. it's quiet all over celebrity land as the indictment was unsealed and the government confirmed there was videos. So DIddy Evil or Sean Johnson n' Johnson (1000 bottles of baby oil is beyond narsty sir!! its fcken diabolical)
is wearing the orange jumpsuit in fed jail awaiting his next court hearing. I know all them attendees of the "freak offs" needing IV transfusions coz the sessions be so back-to-back are all wondering am I next on the meet the Feds? I feel that this mans need to be under the jail. For all those caught up in his evil web may your freedom be soon and may your peace be abundant.
I will never be able to articulate the fact that black women survivors are rarely believed and that a video of an egregious act had to surface for y'all to believe that brother Love was a monster. May he get all the years
Onto other stories, so this couple of weeks have been hard for the women who have been putting trust in ninjas. all I have to say to you is you have got to listen to the prophetic message of sister Khia when the she said Don't Trust No Niggaz
It all began when everybody was shocked when Dave Grohl had a baby on his wife after 21 years of marriage. Gworls were crying, vomiting, losing their damn breath but since i have been on the words of Khia I knew "you put your trust in a nigga? Stupid ho, how you figure He won't fuck your best friend and your sister? lie to ya, a-then screw ya" so 21 years hasn't changed who he is inside
the were still trusting in some British podcaster whose platform is mainly black women and they went to a white very racist podcasters show in USof A to keke with him. Shucking and jiving to derogatory stereotypes of black women, Nigerians and Muslims. My brothers just sat there and got dog walked on a podcast laughing at themselves. that white boy played you like a fiddle and laughed at you. we knew you were for the snow but to just sit there and take it like that, bruh STAND the FUCK UP!!!
but to say fight or flight in your apology. both you dudes was bigger than that guy and could have made his ass uncomfortable with just a "What do you mean by that?" make everybody uncomfortable.
but now you know Khia wasn't lying!!!
(also to say you didn't find a hot babe in ATL we know you fucking lying!)
so, before you go forgiving them coz of that weak ass apology remember Khia's words " Oh, you forgave him, ho? Dumb, silly ho That nigga don't mean you no good"
What I'm trying to put across to all you ladies with list of "non-problematic " men including Chosen running mate Tim you had better decenter these men from your lives, free yourself, stay knowing it could all blow up in your face coz good men also be benefiting from the systems of oppression. Hope for the best on your list sis but anything can change
Finally, I remember wondering how extremely racist DT campaign was going to be and I must say, final boss racist statements were not on my bingo card. to have the audacity to say immigrants are eating pets. Wow! Turns out some Karen in Ohio wrote this in her Facebook post and the thing caught traction. Now schools be closing early in Ohio due to death threats all on the backdrop of white woman lies! JD I fuck couches guy even has the gall to say they will make up lies to get people to listen. The brown woman who bore your kids must be one of them self-hating ones. this also applies to all the black and brown people descendants of immigrants voting for this man. you gotta hate yourself alot to think racist whitpypo will be salvation!
I can't help you see the truth but imma just leave it at how long will they play in your face before you stop licking them boots. As for the whites riding with this madness, under the banner of God's chosen or saving America, I never fucked with you, never will and stay losing forever!!
It will always be black women, believe black women, black women are beautiful up in here
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#polls#tumblr polls#new icon#the gworls hate change#yet are lashed to the prow of the ship#turning chins up against the harsh spray
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City Gworl 2.0 : The Mod
I would 1st like to thank my Gworl's SimAliyah & CeCeSimsXO! Thank you all for Supporting me Through My Journey as a Creator letting me know my Wrongs and Rights and I Pray I made a Total Right with This Mod Pack ! The City Gworl Mod Pack was made in 2020! I used to binge watching Saucy Santana and Yung Miami on Youtube just going back n forth lmao I wanted Our sims to give off a City Gworl Personality !I always loved the way they say GIRL like GWORL! I Youtubes, Googled, and Struggled to death damn near trying to understand what's a loot, what's a coding.. etc etc ! Omg like Yall dont understand i taught myself a whole ass Dictionary of language and still am Learning ! All this to say I truly Appreciate yall support from my first Upload til today and moving forward ! Yall have changed my life and given me a purpose to not have to life the life i used to DREAD and HATE living! I stay strong so you can be strong vice versa ! Love yall Pinks !
TRY TO PLAY GAME WITH ONLY MY MOD FOR A FEW MINUTES TO SEE EVERYTHING ADDED ! NO LE'S !!!
CONTENT NEED FOR PACK :
CECESIMSXO [XO] [SHE HAS ALLLL THE DRIP FOR YOUR CITY GWORLS & BOYS FOR THIS PACK SPECIFICALLY
SIMALIYAH[<3] CAME THROUGH WITH ALL THE MUST HAVE CITY GWORL ITEMS !!
The FULL Mod Will Be on Thee Biggest Pink Tier [New Upgrade from ULTRA PINK]
Will Be Patron Only in July for HOT CITY GWORL SUMMER RELEASE !
*782 New Custom Thought out ICONS! x ME
Over 500 BUFFS! x Me
Over 500 NEW SOCIAL INTERACTIONS !!! x Me
Over 20 Traits !
2 FULL NEW CAREERS!
15+ NEW Functional/Deco Items !
Over 20 NEW CAS Items !
10 FULL Aspirations !
7 NEW LOT TRAITS!
5+ Club RULES!
NEW BODY PRESETS
2 Sim Families [All from the Sood, but NOT ALL Friends! ;> )
A Sood Lot [Apartments-Ball Court-3Homes-Corner Store & More)
SNAP : EBT & ASS
& So Much More included!
The City Gworl 2.0 !
Introducing SNAP !
A weekly pay for your Sims.
City Gworl Trait [The Main Trait]
Main Traits are City Gworl & City Bwoi
She has her Own personality and tells you what she's feeling very often through the Sim day!
Her Counter part a City Bwoi, is Quite the Smart Mouth Freak..
Ask a Gworl how she Gon' Ack?
& Much Much More Between these two.
Other Traits are Main Traits but for this Particular mod, Those are Add On Traits ! Such As:
Coach [ TRAIT - MALE ]
Careers:
Strip Club
2 Branches [ Bottle Gworl & Skrippa)
Simcial Media : Content Creator !
MORE DETAILS ON MOD ALL DAY !!! [EDITING STILL IT'S SO MUCH TO THIS MOD yOU ALL WILL lOVE iT !]
I Hope You All Enjoy this Mod ! Please do NOT Upload anything from this Mod to anyother Sites ! this Content is THE BIGGEST SIMXCLUSIVE CONTENT !
A LIVE STREAM REVEIWING THE PACK MYSELF TO GO FULL INTO DETAILS & MORE SOON !
You May Share Heart and Comment
You May Download if you are a PATRON
You May NOT SHARE THE DOWNLOAD FILE
You May SHARE THE MOD
You May REVIEW THE MOD
You MAY TRANSLATE FOR YOURSELF ONLY!
YOU NOT EDIT CHANGE OR ALTER MY MOD
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LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH ! ENJOY !
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legend of vox machina watch party episodes 4-6: he's just sleeping
EPISODE FOUR
I'm late bc I was watching anime and playing pokemon. y'know, like an adult.
I don't know how long the episode has had subtitles but I enjoy them
big gworl
"I DON'T LIKE IT" "I love it"
raven queen: the fuck you say to me
fran drescher raven queen
(this is hilarious to me specifically for reasons no one understands)
I was gonna say something about silhouettes
"if scanlan started wearing closed shirts - " "I would be so confused"
"TRINKET DOESN'T COUNT"
"I would say grog" "WHAT"
matt's gonna tell this story if it takes another eight years
"MONSTER ON THE TV" "don't assume - " "I SAW TENTACLES, I KNOW"
"tentacles can also be your friend"
ONLOOKER
this is hilarious now that beholders are under creative commons
"where are your knees? are your ankles your new knees?!"
"sound more ankle-breaky"
"don't you hate it when you're in the middle of a fight and you're just dissociating"
"why is he punching him in the helmet?!"
mala: that baby has more sense than vax
I love that sam and travis are always in the back going "YOU WILL APPRECIATE THE CREW"
I think I'm behind on account of being late, this is the price I pay for watching anime and playing pokemon
"I watched this with my kids and they were both super grossed out - so success"
everybody just works around will now
bill frito can do anything
POKEBEAR
I believe travis could reach that pitch
"I invented walking away"
I am forever going to be trying to figure out what nonsense choir soundtracks are singing
"reliving - HA"
"it was raven feathers"
"laura can't lose her character so I'll lose mine" liam.
"have a guest on the show? main character dies. right, robbie?"
oh I hate that one on the end
"onlooker(?)" mala: official spelling
they're just gonna make that noise for the rest of the night
"he's so cute - sorry - "
"that jump scare at the end - why" "that's why"
I can't believe travis willingham is targeting me personally
that's actually. I also had not considered that critical role is technically post-apocalyptic
EPISODE FIVE
"it's my child!" "this one lives, that can't be right"
"you can't be a baby, you're a grown-ass woman"
give her a raise
"we thank you for your tears"
"can't even pick up sticks right"
"I wish we had the courage to do an overhead" have the animators not suffered enough
"it's probably okay. don't worry about it."
I think I say this every time but I love when they just go silent bc they are also watching the episode
"that's NOT how you romance someone"
"keyleth will remember that"
aimee!
"thank you for using the body silhouette I sent you"
I FORGOT HE HAD BLACK POWDER IN HIS POCKETS
PANTSLURA
"marisha? self-doubt? no!"
critrolestats what level were they
flamesneks
I didn't know that until someone pointed it out on twitter
I'm crying AGAIN dammit marisha ray
the One Woman Wail
"you're a giant fire chicken lady man!"
"seems a little OP"
that pestle IS upside down, I'm pretty sure
"dad likes vax bc they have the same haircut"
robbie didn't know about the lesbians
this time delay is killing me
"so many youtube videos" "just fucked up your algorithm"
"is that a thermal detonator" after chetney's boat robbie only knows how to think in bombs
"I was singing about meeting a girl in line for the shitter"
"you wouldn't put the nursery in the volcano??"
animatic!
"ANIMORPHS!"
oh I love lil sketchy keyleth
"is that a cloaca?"
"DON'T LOOK IT UP"
LAVA SNEK
"maybe these are IMPOSTERS" stares in speaker assum
"it's victor"
"I'll call bryan and michael and let them know" I have only called them bryke for so long
"the voice of korra was in the Lesbians Aren't Dead episode"
the red gay and the blue gay
"tell me I'm wrong!" "I can't!"
"I know a lot about anime gays you guys"
speaking of anime gays, robbie daymond
(akechi. the joke is akechi.)
"hesitant"
none of us are over keyleth but liam o'brien is definitely not over keyleth
"kash pushing in on his girl - " "that's the worst part"
"pissjets" brb changing my twitter name
EPISODE SIX
I'll error your joining watch party
"I'm sure it's fine"
"classic comedy duo"
I still enjoy grog's expressions so much here
"my ten-year-old son loved that joke"
this is me explaining the plot to my roommate
"scanlan is the only one that gets to go full anime" scanlan just is anime
"fucking DORK" robbie understands percy
"she does get hypothermia tho"
"a hoe never gets cold" "that is the episode title"
liam's running "I peed a little bit" is finally coming full-circle
"that's how you guys look at me all the time" at least matt does for sure
FISH TACOS
grog is barely smart enough to speak at all, he can't manage telepathy
the fire plane taught her how to cuss
PORKY PIG
I love robbie's genuine reactions
the whole back row airdrumming
"he's playing the instruments" "no he is NOT"
"that's MY HUSBAND"
one unit of sphynx
"a shit spell?" that's scanlan's thing
"you're giving me notes NOW?"
kaiju fight KAIJU FIGHT
~~anime~~
"I don't like this dragon, he's a dickhead"
"I don't care about his backstory"
"he's fine, robbie" "he's gonna go live on a farm upstate? where he gets all the sphynx food he wants?"
"sphynxes live forever even if they look like they died"
that knee slide was v cool tho
honestly I had the same thought as mica
mica refuses to pronounce that name now (she's valid)
"not that long, right?" "you don't know"
marisha what is that face. are we getting an art book. I want an art book.
FRIENDSHIP POND
"you love inflicting pain" "I FUCKIN LOVE IT"
mala: Travis: i have killed and i will kill again
"it's got a lot of slap bass in it"
"he's a transformer"
you leave the shit behind in people's beds and move on
(I'm still mad at him for that)
craven edge just using grog as a meat puppet
"it all comes back to the last of us" correct
"I was such an innocent smol bean"
"I'm a purple g - I'M WEARING PURPLE"
someone draw art of alicia's hedgehog familiar
sevonth
yaaaaaay troy bakerrrrr (said in the most deflating-balloon voice possible)
troy baker is a very good actor who is up his own ass as much as it is possible for a human being to be and still draw breath
#crititag#lovmtag#watch party#critical role#the legend of vox machina#liveblog#reaction post#spoilers#lovm liveblog
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H E L L O ! sorry i’m late AF with posting my intro -- i went shopping and then got tired -- cause too much people-ing -- and took a nap DFKGHJ but i’m mango ( 19 , she/her ) and i am very excited to be here ! i can’t wait to meet all of you lovely beans + your lovely characters :’)
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[ samantha logan, cis female, 22 ] did you see HALEY HOPKINS ? looking as broke as ever. rumor has it SHE is usually ROWDY and SARCASTIC but is also known to be CHARISMATIC and CONFIDENT. we’ll see about that. they kind of remind me of TEAR-SOAKED PILLOWS, HOGGING THE BONG AND GLITTER LIP GLOSS. maybe because they’re an ARIES. they’ve been living around here for HER ENTIRE LIFE. i wonder when they’ll make it out…
♡ — the beginning .
full name : haley grace hopkins.
nickname(s) : none.
age : 22 years old.
gender & pronouns : cis female & she/her.
orientation : bisexual.
occupation : pizza server.
♡ — the middle .
warning : brief mentions of teen pregnancy and marijuana .
was born an outcast ;
her mother was 17 when she had haley and was alone throughout the entire experience with only secret help and support from her mother.
part of her wasn’t surprised when she didn’t fit in anywhere as school went on ; she was oftentimes alone and was also quite weird.
freshman year of high school is when she met people who instantly loved her and her weird, quiet and oddly loud self -- and the feeling is, of course, mutual.
in secrecy, the 4 of them got matching tattoos of a photo they all took together; as a reminder that they’ll always be her home away from home.
there’s a drastic change between freashman and sophomore year. the clique her mother had warned her about had taken an interest in her for whatever reason.
but they’re beautiful, popular and get attention and she felt she’d have been an idiot to have declined their friendship.
throughout the last 2 semesters, this clique changed her. the person she was before and after sophomore year are two completely different people. she’s a part of the baby doll squad but she left her real friends behind in the process.
her mother constantly worries about her as she falls victim to modern day beauty standards.
“i’m living my best life. the least you can do is be happy for me.” she once told her mother. the once sweet inquisitive girl turned cold hearted and distant. but she was pretty and popular -- who cares, right?
she’s 19 when she looks down at the tattoo resting on her and wanders what you have been. she’s a baby doll; something almost every girl wants to be. so, why does she feel so sad all the time?
♡ — the end .
ever since she graduated high school , haley has slowly started to return to her real self while still also keeping the quality traits from her “popular” self ( confidence, adventurous, etc )
has since gotten a job at a local pizzeria and honestly............. hates it DFJGH but it makes her money and sometimes the customers are cute so it’s okay for now
she wants to LEAVE 👏 THIS 👏 TOWN --- she’s currently saving up money to get the FUCK !! out of here ; there’s a whole world out there for her to see and she already feels as though she’s wasted so much time in this town
also loves Marijuana and partying + also loves to trespass different areas to watch the stars and just chill
annnd yes ! i believe that’s all the important info on my gworl ? i am always down to plot or just chat ♡ my d-scord is coochpetals#3608 if you’d prefer doing that over there :~)
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Vanessa ole mean self her and sofia stayed cussing out workers at designer stores and Vanessa made her maid dig through dog poo look it up I hope she’s changed by now…
But anyways one thing I will say she knew she was that gworl her 00’s fashions stayed on point even into the late 00’s as well. She probably had to walk in the arena like that tho think about it your husband parents hate you, his teammates probably don’t like you cause your Mexican & cause they think you are too young Phil Jackson despises you. She had one chance with a Dior bag baby Natalia & her husband on the team. LMAO
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https://www.instagram.com/p/COodVQSDOwB/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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Especially that hair flip she did SHE KNEW
even at the championship & parades she still had it going on her & Juanita are definitely my top wags.
https://images.app.goo.gl/2QMhq3HjWZCdqWPp8
https://images.app.goo.gl/Sh1zmeiB4huGyYoQ6
I need that yellow dress tho
Vanessa was so evil, the amount of vile things I’ve heard about that woman is uncanny. But she did occasionally put that shit on. I think I read on LSA one time that other basketball wives use to make fun of the way she dressed at one point because she’d put together the ugliest fits. She quickly learned how to dress lmaoo.
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why r u laughing STOP LAUGHING??? and yes way im about to unalive myself bc what the fuck was this week even😭😭😭😭
no bc i hate him for asking in a public space. i would have rather prefered anything else, even through a phone call but that 😭😭😭 and definitely, a walking red flag 🚶♀️
no bc that's what im saying too, they knew i was a bit drunk that night so obviously i wasn't in my very clear state of mind so wtf. why r u not mad at ur boy kissing me how is it my fault now?? nah bc i thought the ex gf finding out would be bad since we r kinda friends but the other one is just straight up so rude towards me?? WITH NO GODDAMN REASON U TOLD ME U LIKED HIM AFTER HE ASKED ME THAT ON MONDAY LIKE CMON MISS GIRL you're smart i didn't do anything bad 😞😞😞
EXACTLY HE WAS THE ONE WHO CAME UP TO ME why r u like this now mf changing quicker than the weather... naur beauty without brains😭😭😭 unfortunately you're right, definitely beauty without brains god alexa play dumb dumb by somi maybe??
and shut up don't look at me like that id never do that... again 😁
NOOO? wait omg why do I feel like this is only being practiced in my country bye.. AND NO LISTEN IT WAS SO AWKWARD THE WHOLE CONFESSING TIME I was literally trying to cut it short and get out of there as soon as possible... 😭😭😭😭
literally straight out of a movie. im about to abkwkahdkaijdjksn
😭😭😭nah not the -0/10 😭😭😭 and no omg.. did u manage to get it back or did u have to write it again? 😕🌃
GRQKJDWK LMFAOOOO IM SO SORRY BUT ITS SO FUNNY, U HIT THE PREIST GOD FBWMFBWM 😭😭😭
A TEXT, A PHONECALL, A PRIV CONVO bUT NO THIS MAN CHOSE A PUBLIC SPACE,,,, no frlsies that boy, u gots to rUN AWAY he’s only bringing more trouble for u 😭😭🔫
YOU NEED TO UNFRIEND THE FRIENDS P L E A S E when u know ur not welcomed or even worthy of being defended by your besties,, skrrt away bestie it’s gon save u the pain 😭😭
why r u like this now mf changing quicker than the weather...
LMFAOOOO STOP TBWMFBWK THIS ENERGY >>>> dumb dumb by somi perfect for this man,, he sounding like a karen fbenvdbw im so sorry u have to go thru this but, spicey tea ✨ ur the materioal gworl
and shut up don't look at me like that id never do that... again

NO0O? wait omg why do I feel like this is only being practiced in my country bye.
NO NO I JUST DONT KNOW IM NOT CHRISTIAN 😭😭 bUT FRR??? THATS SO COOL
LMFAOOOO BUT PLS U HITTING THE PREIST 😭😭😭😭 SO FUNNY FBWNFBEM LITERALLY THE Y/N
and no 😭😭😭 i tried all the hacks and didn’t get it back so had to rewrite it,, broke my back writing it ☺️☺️☺️☺️
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gworl i dead ass just spent the last four hours reading that hating game book bc u reblogged that post and im. changed. I Believe In Love Again
I KNOOOOOO like idk what it is about that book but It Made Me Feel Alive
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