#the goose boy

[annepi-blog]

The Goose Boy - A Klaine Story (complete)

Hello everyone, This is the end of my first multi-chapter story. Thank you for joining me on this journey! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Please let me know what you think :)

[ailithnight]

DPxDC Prompt #8

Danny was practicing shapeshifting with Amorpho when he felt the tug of a summoning and heard the distant words drifting into his mind.

Normally Danny would just ignore it. Or if it seems like this was a group that needed some sense scared into them, he'd shift into his Horror form and terrify them into never pulling this shit again. But then he heard them mention live sacrifices, and Danny just had to step in before that happened. So he let the summoning pull him on through, briefly forgetting he was shapeshifted into a... less than ideal form.

Danny lands in the circle right on top of one of the intended sacrifices, a group of people in weird outfits and, is that guy green? Irrelevant. Immediately Danny on knows something is very wrong. His powers feel muted and far away. His form suddenly feels, locked somehow.

He casts his gaze across the summoning circle and, to his horror, recognizes the binding ritual. These cultists wanted to bind and seal him in one of these mortal's bodies after they were sacrificed. But they fucked up the spell. Or maybe Danny fucked it up by coming in too soon? Irrelevant again.

What matters is the spell went sideways. Instead of locking Danny into one of the sacrifice's bodies, it locked him into his own form while pulling most of his abilities just out of reach. Now he's here. In the shape of- He's stuck as-

"Dude, is that a pigeon? Did the Ghost King, like, send you to voicemail?"

[thehumantrap]

The compilation everybody needs - Every time Colt Seavers groans in The Fall Guy💖

[c1rcusr4t]

GEORGE HARRISON WITH KERMIT‼️ (found these on Pinterest wowzers!)

[dat-soldier]

[ptewie]

How a random assortment of indie game characters would react to you coming out: a 🧵 (Part 1)

“Ah! Fear not my friend! It does not matter if you are a dandy, fairy, or whatever else you wish! You are one of us!

“Aumhnhmubgmhnaaa.,.,. *sniff* abuhbhgb.,.,.”

“Like Ellen?”

“OK. “

“HUH?!? Wait, what? Since when?!?…Oh shoot, I’m sorry! I’m happy for you, I swear!!! I just would have never expected it…”

“Brblblblblrvbl!”

“…”

(thumbs up) :)

“That’s great and all…but we need to escape this dimension!!”

❤️ Yo your one hot hotbaby

"Um... good for you?! (I have never met this person in my life...)"

(Slurs)

"Boop!"

(hits you with an umbrella)

"Ha, you would be."

(After explaining it to him 4 times) "Ohh... Okay! Now I get it!" (lying)

"Wonderful, me too. Now then, could you point me towards the exit?"

"...?!"

(nods)

"Thanks!"

"ha, fag." (is bi)

[THOUGHT GAINED: Homo-Sexual Underground]

"Honk!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD"

(Hits you with the dream nail to read your internal thoughts)

"Don't make it your personality, okay?"

(seconds away from a panic attack) "Nice-a!"

"Do you have 2 dollars for the funfair? I am incredibly pregnant."

"..."

"I don't care. Move aside."

"Abwah"

"If you want to survive, you will need to create weapons and shelter! Start by chopping down trees and gathering wood!"

[mndvx]

BILL SKARSGÅRD in BOY KILLS WORLD (April 26 2024)

[illustratinghan]

before james was old enough to wield a seraph blade his weapon of choice was rather questionable…🪿

characters by @cassandraclare 🤍

[sangthael]

don’t fuck with scott pilgrim tiktok we didn’t read the comics or watch the series

[annepi-blog]

The Goose Boy - A Klaine Story (7/12)

Hi everyone,

As I posted earlier, I happened to find a lovely print of the original fairy tale today. This motivated me to edit the next chapter :D

Here you can find chapter 7 of "The Goose Boy". I hope you enjoy it!

[sdrose93]

"Don't be late again. You look great, honey."

"Thanks, dear. See you in pre-flight."

[maliciousalice]

The Janeway Maneuver

[joe-fuckingtwice-toye]

they say, "what a sad sight", i i stayed there right where you left me.

[cirr0stratus]

Erich Maria Remarque you have ruined me

[jellyjamheadobb]

[hungriestheidi]

oscar has spent too much time with mark webber, this is prime second driver behaviour