#bitrunner

[ptewie]

How a random assortment if indie game characters would react to you coming out: a 🧵 (Part 1)

“Ah! Fear not my friend! It does not matter if you are a dandy, fairy, or whatever else you wish! You are one of us!

“Aumhnhmubgmhnaaa.,.,. *sniff* abuhbhgb.,.,.”

“Like Ellen?”

“OK. “

“HUH?!? Wait, what? Since when?!?…Oh shoot, I’m sorry! I’m happy for you, I swear!!! I just would have never expected it…”

“Brblblblblrvbl!”

“…”

(thumbs up) :)

“That’s great and all…but we need to escape this dimension!!”

❤️ Yo your one hot hotbaby

"Um... good for you?! (I have never met this person in my life...)"

(Slurs)

"Boop!"

(hits you with an umbrella)

"Ha, you would be."

(After explaining it to him 4 times) "Ohh... Okay! Now I get it!" (lying)

"Wonderful, me too. Now then, could you point me towards the exit?"

"...?!"

(nods)

"Thanks!"

"ha, fag." (is bi)

[THOUGHT GAINED: Homo-Sexual Underground]

"Honk!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD"

(Hits you with the dream nail to read your internal thoughts)

"Don't make it your personality, okay?"

(seconds away from a panic attack) "Nice-a!"

"Do you have 2 dollars for the funfair? I am incredibly pregnant."

"..."

"I don't care. Move aside."

"Abwah"

"If you want to survive, you will need to create weapons and shelter! Start by chopping down trees and gathering wood!"

[spartanburger]

3DS, and PC

3DS: Guilty video game pleasures...

I don’t know if you would count them, but incremental or “clicker” games. It was a phase that went through my dorm floor some years ago in college. We were all competing to see who could get the furthest in things like Cookie Clicker of Clicker Heroes. Nowadays, I’ve moved on to games like BitRunner and Kittens Game. I sink way too many hours into those.

Sidenote, SpacePlan, on steam. It’s an incremental game that doesn’t stick around for too long, actually has some skill requirements towards the end, has a story (and an interesting one at that), an ending (so no infinite grind), doesn’t outstay its’s welcome, and has some of the best sound and music design I’ve ever seen even compared against AAA games. It’s only $1.50 on steam. 

Favorite Villain: Honestly, there are a lot to choose from. Perhaps the most memorable for me would be Glados from the Portal games. But I have a soft spot for Scion from Battlezone II, if you want to call them “villains.” #ScionDidNothingWrong

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