#the gnomes are at it again

[gas-station-shinanigans]

Me and Jack went to subway for lunch and when I tell you they messed up his sub 4 different times. We entered with a dream and left with it crushed. The pop machine didn’t even give us the right drink 😭😭😭

- Jerry

(note from jack) it was definitely those gnomes messing with us cause i hit one with a broom.

[valdevia]

Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don't know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?

[gnomewithalaptop]

Thinking about Tim and Cassie as narrative reflections of each other -- about how they both started out as normal kids with no obligation to their mentors, good kids who just wanted to help, and how gradually, bit by bit, that choice they made as thirteen-year-olds lowkey ruined any chance they had for a normal life

[popelips]

*coughs voilently and starts shaking* ueagghhh... gabe urakill..

[nientedal]

First pic still fresh, second one fully healed! I have been trying to think of a Lord of the Rings tattoo for years, with no success until I saw this piece and said "Oh!!!" out loud. I am delighted with how it turned out!! @chechula, thank you so much for letting me do this 💙 your art is so lovely!

Sarah Zeller at Leaf and Arrow Tattoo in York, PA USA did the whole thing in only four hours. She made a few small changes to "translate" it from paper to skin, but I think it works just as well this way :D An excellent experience and I hope to see her again in the future!

[simplysparrow14]

listen, I know you guys are all over everyone else but ya'll need to lock in with the gnomes, because the way they're doing Pikelan this season. It's truly like one of the best foreshadowed plot-points that TLOVM is doing for Bards Lament, and I am LIVING.

The way that they're setting up the fact that Pike has been the only one to truly come to Scanlan's aid in his dilemma between wanting to be present with Kaylie & wanting to be apart of VM -- "I tried being a father and apart of this team, and I failed at both things." and how's that's just permeated Scanlan and Pike's entire storyline from episode 1 of S3.

Scanlan is SO TORN between two things: wanting to be a present father for Kaylie and wanting to show her that he can be the father she needs, as well as being apart of VM in their most desperate of times. Like he's said, he cant be in two places at once, no matter how hard he tries.

"When all the options are terrible, you go with your heart." "Yeah. And what happens when that fails, too?"

And Pike, bless her heart, is also TRYING SO HARD to find and give him a reprieve -- telling him that he'd have her if things didn't work with Kaylie, telling him that he's not bad person, encouraging him to try to reconnect to her, telling him that there might be a solution.

And now here comes Bards Lament and Scanlan is in a coma, and because Pike's been the only one to know Kaylie and Scanlan's relationship, she's the one to fully spearhead Scanlan's ritual. She's the one who's going to use her newfound power to put Kaylie in Scanlan's consciousness and have her bring him back.

And now here's Bards Lament come to rear it's ugly ass head. Scanlan is going to snap. He's going to and I have no doubt that he's going to attack Pike the most, dismissing her repeated and sought after attempts to comfort him and help him in his time of need. All the things she did for him. All of the excuses she made, helping him, supporting him. All of it thrown to the floor because his self-hating ass is so caught up on the fact that no one cares for him and no one wants him around but being SO DAMN BLIND to the fact that the one person who loves him for who he is and what he's going to be and his dreams was right there all along.

PERFECTION. FACINATING.

[coffeegnomee]

Zam being so not impressed with the tunnel rats is so funny. Of course he would think it's dumb. He's always kinda hated the whimsy and silliness on lifesteal.

He only likes the whimsy of being chased down, blood pumping in the ears, fear in the throat, the thrill of escape. Or the whimsy of chasing his enemy down, the thrill of the hunt, the test of skill, the fear of failure, the possibility of success.

Other lifestealers get joyous and giggly when invited to the tunnel rats and think it's so cool. Zam gets joyous and giggly with being chased down. And here's a place where you're not meant to fight at all.

[wherethemagichappens]

I want Chetney to use the Sending stone to Caleb to check in about arriving to Aeor and call Essek (or Seth) "bitchy" or something to that effect... just to hear the incoming response...

I know it has no reason to happen and that it most probably won't happen, I just have a vibe of that conversation in my head and I think it'd be funny!

[littlelightfish]

I realized that Maizuru, despite being with Kabru's party for a while, still gets Holm's race wrong.

At first I thought it was kind of the joke of the whole thing. Calling Marcille a frog woman, Holm a dwarf, and getting Rin's name wrong. Holm looks tired, annoyed or maybe a bit embarrassed by this mistake. He's the only one who's background is not "explosive". Marcille's and Rin's are, and his is just plain, dark, and with those lines at the bottom. Why? Maybe for comedical effect. Probably because he's been telling her he's a gnome before this. Just like Chilchuck doesn't like being called a kid and people still call him that, Holm doesn't like being called a dwarf and people keep calling that.

It's not uncommon for people to mix those races, and since Shuro's party isn't the best with races (they don't even know Chil's a half-foot) they probably just think Holm is a wierd-looking dwarf. They probably hadn't seen any gnomes before. If it was Maizuru's first time seeing a gnome and calling it a dwarf, it could be understandable. But she's been with kabru's party long enough to realize that that dwarf is, actually, a gnome.

I think she doesn't believe Holm is a gnome, just like Marcille or Senshi don't believe Chil's an adult.

That's the face of someone who's tired of this shit. It's like when someone tries to guess your country just by the way you look. There's maybe a bit of ignorance at first, but I think Maizuru is deliberately deciding to not believe Holm when he tells her he's a gnome for the first time. And he's so done.

[the-meme-monarch]

about to start season 2 of gravity falls and hey are we done with Mabel Has To So Much As Tolerate A Guy Who Wants To Date her That She’s Not Fucking Interested In plots

[tanookle]

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THESE EARLY DOODLES OF MORIARTY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! anyways reposting for the sake of like, the two other moriarty lovers out there :3 credit to Gary Dunn my beloved - specifically @ mrdunn_characterdesign on IG! (this is one of his first few posts).

[menlove]

it's like. that man is literally just gay. like I'm sorry but he's gay. that's a gay man.

[scullcrusher101xd]

[hyakunana]

Durge, the Dark Urge — but make it a bard forest gnome girl named Imbrie

[genderlesssnake]

I’m on vacation but that will not stop me from drawing, have some fairies

[regular-gnome]

Is the couch series complete?

Not really, I still want to make one or two more to complete it but I'm having a hard time with it. I lost a bit heart for the project after seeing it reposted on TikTok and Pinterest with the watermark cut out and in very bad resolution. Why if someone is already taking the picture did they nuke the img quality, to make it harder to track? do they not undersand how img downloading works? I don't get it

There is a queue of other drawings still waiting for their turn, so I'm not certain when I'll get back to it. If it's something wanted, I can try to get it done sooner