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ARMY GLITTERATI - (Band of Brothers x Bimbo!Reader)

✨glitterati✨- /ˌɡlɪt̬.əˈrɑː.t̬i/ - 1940's slang for famous people, glamorous people, in the spotlight.

Summary: “You want to become a combat medic for the 101st?” “What, like it's hard?”

Warning: Period typical sexism, Fem reader, she/her pronouns, slight body shaming (not directed at reader). NO BETA READ. I WROTE THIS JUST NOW SO PLEASE DON'T EXPECT MUCH.

No disrespect to the real veterans of WW2, all my BoB fanfics are based on depictions by actors in the miniseries.

Borders by @plutism

BEFORE TACCOA

The war is raging and everyone is doing their part to help the men on the front.

For you, that mostly meant trying to look your best at all times, no matter how inconvenient the situation.

"Looking good is a ginormous part of the war effort, it's good for boosting troop morale. I saw it on a poster at the teaching hospital" You reasoned with your father after he complained about you buying another pair of shoes and some expensive vanishing creams.

"Darling, I think they meant that we should all keep our appearances up, not buy out our local department stores"

"Oh my god daddy, you're suffocating me! I'm just doing my part by looking nice..." you glare at your father in his work clothes and eye him with a grimace "...and clearly you're not"

When you get a telegram informing you that you've been selected to participate in a program that aims to send female medics into combat you jump on it.

This is going to be so much fun.

"I'm going to be the talk of the town when everyone finds out. Not even Reverend Smiths boring old story about dying for ten minutes in a car crash and seeing Jesus will be able to outdo this!"

Your supervisors at the hospital are shocked that you've been chosen, seeing as you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

You had once walked out of an operation because it was bloody and you were wearing white (all the nurse uniforms are white).

You hoped you wouldn't be assigned to the army or the airforce.

The army is too basic, and if you were stuck on an airbase somewhere then nobody would be able to see how fab you always were.

The navy was your goal, their uniforms were sooo cute, you were just dreaming of all the ways you could style it.

It's just your luck when you get assigned to airborne.

"THIS BLOWS! I'm in the two most unglamorous branches at the same time"

After your initial breakdown you realized it wasn't that bad. If you were jumping out of planes it just meant that your hotness would have a bigger audience since it would literally be raining down from the sky.

"When the Germans see all this falling from the sky, they're going to flip their friggin wigs! AHHHH"

CONNECTING WITH EASY

You're assigned to Easy company and meet the men a few months into their training at Camp Toccoa.

You show up randomly in the middle of the day.

Although the men had been told a woman would be joining them and they had been expecting you, they hadn't been expecting YOU.

You were a ditzy thing and looked like you’d jumped out of one of their pin up postcards. The brass surely couldn't expect them to put their lives in your hands.

"I'm sooo happy to meet everyone. You know, the other girls in the program are such massive liars, they said airborne was where all the uggos went, but that's so not true. After all, I'm here"

You always woke up an hour earlier than the rest of Easy so you would have time to put your face on.

It was one of your tenets to never be seen by anyone outside of family without makeup on, or with your curlers in.

Malarkey, Skip, Penkala, Shifty, Bull, Christenson, Lip and Winters had all been kind to you from the beginning, expecting nothing in return.

But some of the guys had other ideas.

George was one of the men that befriended you initially. And although he did have the ulterior motive of getting it on with you, he eventually stuck around because he actually liked you.

You guys have great play-flirting banter and you're both very entertaining people to be around, especially when you're drunk.

On the rare nights anyone gets passes they want to be around you and George because they know that's where the funs at.

You get sloppy drunk with George, flirt with men from Easy and other companies all night, then end up with your shoes off at 3am, sitting on the curb and crying about one of your ex boyfriends.

Perconte was one of your original detractors but when you found yourselves making the same brain dead comments about obvious things, you both decided to put your two half braincells together to form the singular braincell you share between yourselves.

Talbert was trying to get into your pants instantly. Nobody was surprised.

But just like George he grew to be genuinely fond of you.

What was surprising was Joe Toye taking you under his wing.

Toye could see that you were absolutely clueless and the worst part was, you had no idea.

Toye couldn't bear the agony of watching you skip around camp with your happy-go-lucky attitude, harping on about celebrity gossip nobody cared about.

"Y/N!" Toye yelled as you all got dressed to run Currahee "Why the hell is your PT shirt pink?!"

"Isn't it just the most gorgeous thing you've ever seen, Joe? I put a red handkerchief in with my laundry. Cosmo said carnation pink is the color of the summer"

Huffing and puffing, Toye took out one of his spare shirts and forced you to wear it.

"And when you give it back, it better not be fucking 'flamingo pink'" Toye said.

"Oh honey, this isn't 1939, flamingo pink is so over. I wouldn't be caught dead in that. You know, Joe, sometimes I feel like you don't care about fashion at all" You scoff at his cluelessness as you walk out.

Joe Toye is secretly your best friend in the company.

Toye taking you in meant Gaurnere and Johnny Martin had to be around you, much to their chagrin.

They didn't want some girl hanging off of them.

You win Gaurnere's respect when you coach him on what to write to his girlfriend back home to assure her that he's serious about their relationship when she began doubting his intentions.

And you win Johnny's respect when you help him find the most romantic gift for his wife for valentines day.

"Y'know, back home they call me the love doctor...Well, they used to, before I told Betsy Kline that Rob Jones was her soulmate but then he left her at the altar to elope with his housekeeper"

Sobel despised you from the moment he laid eyes on you.

Not wearing your red lipstick everyday was torture, but you had to stick to natural colours so Sobel wouldn't be able to tell what you had on.

He tried with everything in his power to get you kicked out, but much to everyones surprise, you kept up extrordinarily well with the men when it came to physical training.

"I do a lot of Pilates. It's really good for flexibility and helps you keep a positive outlook so you're not be such a 'negative nancy' all the time. Some of you could really use it. Some more than others..." you said as you side-eyed Skinny who just looked around incredulously

Eventually most of the men come to consider you a friend and a confidante since you give remarkably sound relationship advice.

"It's like sooo hard being the smartest person and the hottest catch in this camp at the same time"

The hardest nuts to crack in your immediate friend group end up being Leibgott, Cobb and Doc Roe, all for different reasons of course.

Leib was snide and arrogant and spoke to you like you were a silly little girl.

He didn't shy away from telling you how dumb he thought you were to your face.

Your relationship eventually becomes friendly but he will still be mean occasionally.

He always ends up apologising though and feels really bad when he makes you cry (the other guys nearly bite his head off whenever this happens).

"Jesus Christ, Y/N, stop being a baby already. I said I was sorry" Lieb said to you as you cried into your pillow.

"You can say sorry to me, Joey, but how are you going to tell Rita Hayworth you're sorry for saying nobody cares about her nighttime face washing routine?" You spoke inbetween sobs.

"I ain't saying sorry to Rita because I ain't sorry I said it. I stand by what I said. Nobody cares how some broad washes up at night"

"You take that back! That routine saved my life" You jumped up, pointing an accusing finger at the man.

"How the fu-"

"You're a horrible, horrible man Joseph Leibgott"

"Oh put a sock in it" Leib rolled his eyes, making you cry even harder.

Toye, ever protective of you, had enough "I swear to god Leibgott, leave that girl alone!"

Cobb was just straight up cruel to you and made sure you always knew "your place".

Roe didn't seem particularly close to anyone.

But as you all of you went into the more specialised aspects of your training and you and Roe spent more time together, he found himself looking out for you.

You were sitting alone on the grass after everyone had groaned and walked off the moment you started talking about an article you read in a magazine.

You sigh sadly, pulling at the grass when a shadow falls over you.

Bringing up a hand to block the sun you finally recognize who it is. It's Eugene Roe.

"I, uh, I was wondering if I could sit with you?" he asked.

You nodded excitedly and he took a seat beside you in the grass.

"What was it you were telling the others?"

You gasped "You really want to know?"

"I guess…"

Doc had seen everyone walk away, and although he didn't care much for mindless conversation, he knew talking to people meant a lot to you and had come over to cheer you up.

Without missing a beat you began one of your famous tirades.

By the end of your first year in Toccoa you end up finding your place.

Thanks for reading! Please like, comment and reblog if you want❤️

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★~(◠‿◕✿)Tarot observations - Reconciliation cards

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꧁ ༺ ── ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ── ༻ ꧂꧁ ༺ ── ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ── ༻ ꧂

🀧Justice

You are dealing with an imbalanced relationship or suffering the consequences of a bad interaction between you two.

You must open yourself to accepting the truth of your situation – emotions aside.

If you cannot do this, perhaps a third party such as a counselor is needed to mediate and offer an outsider's practical perspective.

🀧The Tower

Some relationships just come along at the wrong time.

Everything must be torn down as you know it, in order to ever build something new.

While a relationship may have devastated your life in the past, it may be the very thing that had to happen in that moment. Now that both of you have been able to move on and grow separately, as individuals, there's a chance you could come back together, completely brand new.

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🀧Two of Cups

Balance in relationships.

One of you is putting more into the relationship than the other, or perhaps one of you is expecting more than they're willing to give.

The Two of Cups reminds you that a loving relationship is an equal relationship, where each person feels they receive as much as they give.

You must be aware enough to consider your own role in this imbalance.

To reconcile this situation, the Two of Cups tells you to actively work to create an equal relationship.

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🀧Six of Cups

This card is about nostalgia and indicates people or memories from your past returning in the present.

Reconcile this unrest by finding closure on your past.

Often when we look back, the good things overshadow the negativity we experienced, and we long for false memories.

With the appearance of this card, it's time you realize this person was meant to hold a time and place in your life, and there are far better relationships in the future.

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🀧Page of Cups

Pages indicate newness, and the Cups suit is all about emotions and relationships.

You are experiencing a new way of feeling, and new ways of interacting with others.

If you've experienced a rift between you and another in the recent or distant past, this card is telling you that you're a different person now.

Now, with a newer, more mature sense of feeling and openness, these rifts can be reconciled thanks to new perspectives on an old situation.

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Boyfriends

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astro notes 🪐

calling out edition ✨

i really hope you guys have some laughter at this post as much as i did, i haven’t been the best lately so this is a good way to let my thoughts out... this post is not meant to be taken too seriously:) this is all lighthearted, take care🌙

do not repost, plagiarize, “reword” my work. 🍑

🌙🪐 Sagittarius moon's legacy is escapism every time a bad emotion overtakes them... like okay gotta escape the socials for 48 hours and come back like never happened.. Also when was the last time y'all opened up? I feel like y'all nurture people a lot with wisdom but never truly talk about what you keep hidden inside..

🌙🪐Water moon and placements culture is listening to sad music just to cry and be okay 2 seconds later..

🌙🪐Gemini moon culture is hating to be relied on, they can only take so much they do whatever they want and they get bored tooo easily

🌙🪐 Gemini placement culture is re-reading old books because it gives you comfort

🌙🪐Leo placement culture is loving perfumes and good smells.. I don't know why every Leo placement I've met has an obsession with smelling good.

🌙🪐 There are two types of Sagittarius suns... one of them is the one that has the upbeat nature to them while they secretly crumble inside with burden but feel like they have to keep a happy face.. (Sagittarius suns with Capricorn placements)

🌙🪐Aquarius moon culture is being very intuitive but rationalizing all your thoughts just to find out you were right all along.

🌙🪐Pisces rising culture is being able to get away with a lot of things because first of all.. y'all are very GOOD liars to the point you may believe some lies.. no one ever suspects pisces risings at first of anything bad because they just radiate such trusting energy.. use this for good tho

🌙🪐 Neptune in 1st culture is literally being a blur to people.. People constantly question you and your motives because you tend to not be clear to people and you are very much secretiveee. Y'all protect your energy tho you guys are very intuitive.

🌙🪐 Gemini moon culture is secretely relating to sagittarius moon wayy too much sometimes, both of y'all can't focus and when you do you hyperfixate on it.. and y'all love knowledge and y'all lowkey obsess over your interests and will talk abt it with such burning passion nonstop.. ima stop now tho

🌙🪐 Jupiter dominant culture is at times you take too much risks and then regret it, like Jupiter overblows things and sometimes won't always go your way this is because Jupiter is trying to teach you wisdom.

🌙🪐Jupiter dominant culture is having to find a meaning to everything and everything you do.. then you get stuck on wether what you're doing right now has a purposeful meaning or you're wasting your time..

🌙🪐Scorpio placement culture is enjoying being an internet troll at times to test out people's reactions.. you guys are very slick and can be very good liars if you really wanted too.. use this power for good..

🌙🪐Scorpio Mercury / 8th house Mercury culture is analyzing everything and being very vengeful when wronged to the point you make the other person cry too, these people don't hold back.. you guys stay safe out there tho.

🌙🪐8th house Mercury culture is picking up information with intuition hella quick.. don't underestimate these people they know a lot about anything they know the most tiniest gossip for no reason they just know things.

🌙🪐 Gemini placement culture is saying the most random shit out of nowhere "Did you know about GEICO car's insurance? no I didn't..

🌙🪐Sagittarius mercury culture is literally living for wisdom these people heart's are at where they can feel as if they're learning and developing their thought process

🌙🪐 Venus - Pluto culture is having the most sharp intuition and being able to tell who is giving you fake love or not.. however this isn't easy for y'all you guys are very emotional especially with whoever gives you attention..

🌙🪐Capricorn placement culture is literally just laughing when people bash their placement at this point "haha again great I also feel that way about myself thanks for making that post tho" nah for real stop hating on Capricorn placements.

🌙🪐 Pisces placement culture is hiding your emotional side at times this is because of Virgo being opposite, you prefer to be seen as more logical and rational so when people get to you know it's like a whole different person.

🌙🪐 Aquarius rising ( And Mercury) culture is saying and being the most random at times and you can literally say the most controversial thing and people would still be like "Wait no they have a point it sounds so smart wow" You guys have admiration and love with Leo being your opposite wether you like it or not..

🌙🪐Saturn in 10th culture is dedicating so much time to career that you literally can loose yourself in the process, also if someone were to come for y'all their reputation would be at sake you guys have that karma

🌙🪐 Moon in 8th culture is wanting people to open up to them so you can feel more powerful and you love the feeling of people trusting you but also secretly not wanting it to go too far because you're gonna start to open up.. nope

🌙🪐Venus in 5th / Venus in Leo culture is being the most creative and unique person and people sadly tend to copy you a lot especially your aesthetics and the way you show love too..

🌙🪐Venus in Leo culture is having very beautiful hair and it probably boost your ego when your hair is done nicely it's probably hard for you to leave anywhere with your hair looking like you just woke up..

🌙🪐Aquarius placements with Sagittarius placement is being hella funny and before you know it everyone is using your sense of humor..like wow can I have my credits for my originality???

🌙🪐Moon - Uranus culture is questioning your mother wayy too much and her thought process and why she acts a certain way.. like you good mom?

🌙🪐Venus in Virgo culture is getting heartbroken and never ever opening up again.. like they fr thought the person they liked was different and there is no going back..

🌙🪐Saturn in 7th culture is patiently waiting for a perfect partner like universe hurry up.. and being secretively obsessive over the future spouse stuff... gotta make sure you end up with someone that matches your standards..

🌙🪐Pluto in 1st culture is being really power hungry so when your determination doesn't get noticed you start to crumble a lot.. when these people say they want something.. they want it but they can get demotivated pretty quickly too

🌙🪐 Scorpio placement culture is being a sucker for mysteries and theories..

🌙🪐 Moon in 4th culture is clinging on to whoever gave you the feeling of comfort and home.. y'all can never let go unless pushed very hard too.

🌙🪐 Cancer moons do you guys ever get over your exes and do the memories always stay with you..?

🌙🪐Gemini & Aquarius moon culture is having an awkward silence when someone needs comfort.. like well I can tell you a random quote and fact?? maybe I'll put some tarot too.. not sure about comfort though..

🌙🪐 Underdeveloped Cancer placement culture is adding the "Well I wasn't feeling too good today so can I please..." to get your way...

🌙🪐 Water placement culture is lying to your professors that you are sad and need alone time 24/7 so you don't do your work.. you guys are not slick.

🌙🪐 Leo placement culture is online shopping to fill the emotional void.

🌙🪐 Moon- Uranus culture is having a lot of online friends.. maybe even more than real life friends

🌙🪐 Moon- Uranus culture is having an unhealthy attachment to the internet and unhealthy screen time 😀

🌙🪐 Cancer mars culture is being an workaholic and neglecting your emotions because of fear of failure 😀

🌙🪐 Gemini & Sagittarius placement culture is laughing at the most random things.. “Pie”..💀

🌙🪐 Moon- Uranus culture is ranting on the internet because why not? Let your feelings out

🌙🪐 Venus- Pluto culture is attracting the worse people for no reason😀 You get obsessed over them and they get obsessed over you😀

🌙🪐 Libra placements / Venus in 7th when in love.. love taking little things about their partner and making it a part of themselves

🌙🪐 Sun in 11th legacy is being seen as the optimistic nurturer in the friend group but when you say something slightly dark and sarcastic it’s a very big silent moment..💀

🌙🪐 Chiron in 11th culture is attracting the worse people online and for what?😀

🌙🪐 Leo placement culture is stalking your own account

🌙🪐 Leo with Cancer placement culture is wanting to be pampered and loved but having this big ego💀

🌙🪐 Virgo placement culture is re-thinking life after the professor took away 3 points on the exam for a grammar error😀

🌙🪐 Taurus placement culture is having an obsession with plants and nature to fill in the emotional void

🌙🪐 Sun- Mars culture is never giving up💀💀 These people have the biggest egos and it is very hard to make them demotivated

🌙🪐 Gemini Venus culture is keeping random memes to send to your crushes

🌙🪐 Aries Venus legacy is having hoes but telling people you don’t have any💀

🌙🪐 Libra Venus culture is being a sucker for roses and the little things (This just makes sense help)

🌙🪐 Leo placement culture is downloading Tinder just to feel something and get validation and leave 😀

🌙🪐 Pisces placement culture is being obsessed with crystals or the little things that fill your emotional void really lol💀

🌙🪐 Earth placement culture is keeping it all inside until you just explode leaving everyone like “what.. never thought they ever felt that way”

🌙🪐 Sagittarius moon culture is being very secretive don’t lie to me💀💀 You guys hide your emotions a lot

🌙🪐 Aries placement legacy is being attracted to Cancer placements for some reason??💀

🌙🪐 If your Venus touches someone’s Moon you probably will look up to them a lot when you’re feeling down and need an ego boost.

🌙🪐 Scorpio placement culture is saying to yourself “interesting” to almost everything

🌙🪐 Aquarius risings / Uranus in 1st / Uranus dominants always have really unique hobbies but for some reason they hide this at first??💀💀 Like they’re into stuff you’d never knew they were into

🌙🪐 Cancer Moon / Moon in 4th is remembering the old times and getting emotional for no reason..

🌙🪐 Moon in water houses rarely ever get over things 😀 They’ve been put through a lot

🌙🪐 Taurus placement culture is never getting over that ex for no reason. ( I have wayy too many Taurus placement that always keep memories of them💀)

🌙🪐 Mars in Fire culture & Gemini legacy is saying to yourself “Okay.. let’s do this” just to get bored 3 seconds later

🌙🪐 Aquarius mars / Venus culture is pulling every type of style 💀

🌙🪐 Gemini mars culture is gathering the most information in arguments and being very good at using it agains’t them 💀

[vinamari]

Hi hi Lifi! Hope you're well today and that you've eaten and hydrated as well! I was wondering if I could request a Creepypasta imagine of 'Risking your life for them' thats neutral. It could be with any creepypasta of your choosing and can be whatever number, whatever is convenient for you. I was thinking this prompt with the idea of the police come knocking on their s/o's front door to ask about a crime and the s/o has to play dumb as they're being interrogated while the pasta hides?

Any other plotline is welcome, whatever is convenient. Feel free to delete this, especially if requests actually aren't open! Take care, ok? ✨

Hey there Anon~✨ I am doing well hope you are as well! Thank you for requesting this enjoy.

(B.P) Bloody Painter x Reader

Summary: He didn’t know where he went wrong, he simply didn’t know why there were two policemen at your door interrogating you about a murder that recently just happened. Although what Helen did know was that they were questioning you about him, as he hides in the built in door way.

Tw: murder, mentions of murder, blood, slight (somewhat unnoticeable) angst, fluff

♡ Helen Otis ★ Bloody Painter ♡

It was meant to be a simple do the job and go, although it wasn’t. What seemed like a night filled with murder turned to a problem, not his problem but his s/o’s problem. Something that wasn’t meant to be one for them but it was and now here he is swiftly going past the built in hallway that his s/o suggested even though he tried reasoning with them that he wouldn’t need it.

Luckily enough they made it anyways, how glad he is for that. He thought to himself as to how useless this passage would be, but he let you do what you wanted. Ironically enough due to his screw up an hour ago with his said to be victim, Bloody painter or should I say Helen was trying to avoid the police who were chasing him. The blue and red light he saw always seeming to try and gain up on him. Oh how he adored the red…only if the person who took their final breath could have seen the way they were draped with the color, maybe they would have liked it as well. Sadly they couldn’t too bad for them.

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“Hello, hopefully you do not mind our intrusion this late”, said the officer, you could tell he was currently on edge. You yourself were as well, you expected to be in a position similar to this not like this, at least you had thought ahead about what you were going to say if this had ever happened. “No, no of course not officer! How may I help you?”. After a few seconds of saying this the other officer spoke up, “Well, you see there has been a murder around a hour or so ago”, nodding along all the information being laid upon you, “I haven’t seen or heard anything that has happened, if there was any noise sir the other neighbors would have also reported it”.

If the wooden floorboards creaking up there wasn’t enough to see through your lie you don’t know what was. “What was that noise?”, “Oh you know how cats are sir, please don’t mind it”. Trying to get you to move to the side so they can investigate the noise, you managed to stop them. “Am sorry officers but you can’t go up there, especially without a warrant and I’ve already told you it was my cat”. As if on cue the cat both you and Helen decided to get from the shelter, came down as the floorboards continued creaking with each step. The officers had watched as the cat came down and also heard the creaks, it was enough to convince and fool them that it was nothing but a cat that was making the noise.

“Ah, I see now. My officer and I apologize for trying to make and intrusion have a good day and please try to stay safe”. “I will, and I don’t mind. You were only doing your job”. Standing by the door before lightly shutting it then locking it you let out a breath. ‘That was close’, you thought. Another set of creaking could be heard, right before you turned around a mumble of words fell out of Helen’s mouth about how he was sorry for getting you roped into the crime he committed and how you had to deal with the mess he made.

Rest assured, he was forgiven although you gave him a small lecture on being careful. Perhaps even in a indirect way rubbed in his face that the built in passage was needed sooner or later. Next time he goes to murder a person he’d do it more carefully unlike this time so he wouldn’t be put in a position much like this one.