#the gay is most definitely contagious 😷

[ladykissingfish]

*in the Akatsuki living room *

Hidan: *yawns loudly* Fuck, I’m tired. I must be getting old or some shit because these sacrifices wearing me out more and more.

Deidara: Oi, cover your mouth when you yawn, hm. That stuff is contagious.

Hidan: It’s just a yawn, asshole. Ain’t you with puppet-dick? Didn’t he teach you all that boring science and body shit?

Deidara: Well why do you think I’m even with him in the first place, Hidan?! Because I caught it from him! *points at Itachi*

Itachi: Me?! What did I do??

Deidara: One time I was walking by your room at night, and you had the door open a little. I was gonna open it more and throw a cup at you but then I saw Kisame was in there and you two were kissing, hm. And after I saw that literally all I could think about was kissing Sasori! So I caught the gay from you!

Itachi: That’s … not how that works, Deidara. You —

Hidan: You know what? You got a point, blondie! I was walking by shark-dick’s room once and I saw him nailing Uchiha’s ass. After that, all I could think about was getting the old bastard to do the same to me … shit, I guess a lot of things ARE contagious! *he and Deidara leave the room, still talking*

Itachi:

Itachi: Guess I need to be more vigilant about keeping doors closed from now on …