#the fuck kermit do to you?

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Kermit is a cuck

Anon, you better pray to god Miss Piggy doesn't find you.

[the-muppet-joker]

How do you feel about muppet vision 3D closing in Disney world

WHAT ???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[siflooping]

moodboard for when you're listening to the track "it's thanks to you" from the hit indie game In Stars and Time 👍

[delilahmidnight]

Bro genuinely all they have to do now is have Lisa say something about being Carla's safe place or safe space (and mean it) and that is it, I will literally combust and shatter into a million fragments of lesbian transcendence. You will not be able to kill me in any way that matters

[aachria]

Is ED very Chappell Roan coded or is it just me? Probably just me (specifically Pink Pony Club… Strawhats is their Pink Pony Club)

YOU. Your brain is a beautiful thing and I'm overjoyed we're thinking on the same plane. Ed IS the Pink Pony Girl. Lmao I've been working on a piece for one of the upcoming chapters and I zoned out while working on it and I resurfaced later having drawn to that song on repeat for multiple hours. And I think it genuinely affected the way I was drawing.

This is completely unrelated but y'all I watched the Muppet Movie yesterday and when I tell you I actually cried because every time they started singing I was like NOOOOO I COULD CONNECT THIS TO ED NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Like????? Especially Rainbow Connection, I'm Going Back There Someday and Finale: The Magic Store. Had me in tears and listening to them on repeat. LISTEN to the WORDS they're SAYING. AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH. Nothing has ever touched me the way Muppets music does.

[muppetmime]

I got this little fozzie wishable and it genuinely made cry. I have never cried because something was so sos cute but now i have. Hes sos smal and so tiny and hes sos light and its just like holding a kitten and theres subtle blushing on his cheekies and AAAAAA

I put him in one of the dice bags i made so i could keep him near my other muppet plushies i have on my bed without getting lost and. I tear up everytime i look at him im not used to this im not usually a crier every but ive been havin a rough time and hes so soft and so sweet and he knows nothin but existing happily and im so glad.

[err0r-inthesystem]

"no matter what happens, stay alive" i don't want to. i can't. i'm tired of this. i am so fucking tired of this.

i've been off-and-on suicidal for the past 8 years of my life. i've been fighting the urge to put a gun to my head since last december. i almost committed in august but didn't because i was sobbing so hard that i passed out. i don't have the money or resources to get out of here, and even if i did i'd be leaving behind the only two people i have left. if i left this place to live a better life knowing that they would still be stuck rotting in this hell, i don't know how i would live with myself. i'm trying to keep my grip on the thread i've been holding onto for their sake, but my arms are tired and the abyss below me seems so welcoming, so peaceful. the abyss i've been dangling over would never leave me to rot for the sake of religion. the abyss would welcome me like it's welcomed everyone else.

to those of you who stay here to fight, to those of you who run to keep yourselves safe, you're doing great. you're stronger than i ever was and i applaud you for it.

but i wasn't built to last. if he's still the winner when the results are finalized, i'm either going to find a way to get us out of here or i'm going to die trying. because at this point, fighting through the next 4 years is not an option for me.

"that's what he wants" i know. i know. i know but i don't care. i don't fucking care anymore. i can no longer force myself to care. i am one person. i am one person in a sea of millions. i am one person and i am exhausted. i am one person and at the end of the day, whether i live or die will affect virtually nothing in the grand scheme of things. i cannot live like this for the next 4 years. i will not survive.

i'm so tired.

[thecroakersisterhood]

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[flashdoesahundredyarddash]

I actually have no idea who made muppet versions of DC characters but I literally love it so much and I've already drawn concept art for Hal and Barry but I wanted to do a digital version (I also had time but at the same time I have been lacking rn in my current WIPs / sob to my Star Sapphire Barry and my Ballad Of Music Meister fic teaser poster.)

POV....I...WHEN....WHEN...I....turns into a muppet

this is what I get for listening to Man or Muppet and Do You Like Me?....bert and ernie my heart goes out to you both

heyyy....slides this song over to you so you can listen to it and look at my halbarry muppet art.....

[bedforddanes75]

i am going to chew on him like a rock

[emmikoochaitea]

guys I’m fine..

[enchantedsunflowerkat]

hi i need to speak with jessica messica

[the-maddened-hatter]

The battle of the constant desire to obtain blatantly queer goodies (clothes, stickers, mugs, ect) vs the need to stay low-key in my deep south state :(

[alisaint]

i don't believe in punishment, but i do still think they should invent a shock collar that zaps the living shit out of you whenever you start thinking about someone who doesn't care about you. this would not fix me because unfortunately my marshmallow puppy dog heart disease is incurable, but—

[casiavium]

I love the song O Children by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds and yes I know it from Deathly Hallows part one but outside of that it's such a good song. It's about bittersweet death and Orpheus and Eurydice and the song just. Songs so good

And I WILL fight any self righteous ex Harry Potter fan that tries to pull some SHIT that it's about the Holocaust (and therefore should not have been used in the movie which I don't care about the artisy agreed to it so. Whatever. He got paid) IT'S FUCKING NOT you DUMB PIECE OF SHIT WITH NO MEDIA LITERACY show me a source that says this that's not some Harry Potter fan's Tumblr post from 2011. Show me it. Show me an interview with the artist. Show me exactly why you think it's about the Holocaust. Oh, trains leading to death? Because Harry Potter is a thinly veiled and pathetic attempt at WWII parallels? (and if we're going by that do you have a deathly hallows tattoo because if you're so 1:1 about this. you do know the deathly hallows is her fucking. symbolic equivalent to you-know-what. Oh that's offensive? YOU DON'T THINK???)

Because HAVE YOU WVER HEARD OF POETIC IMAGERY IN YOUR DAMN LIFE how could you have ever called yourself a Harry Potter fan without the basic ability to understand sometimes things are not LITERAL. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[francesderwent]

I can’t take it anymore.

you realize, don’t you, that they haven’t made a good muppet retelling since 1996? I understand that Jim Henson had already died at that point, but a lot of the old guard was still deeply involved. and his son directed both A Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Treasure Island, and he hasn’t been involved in anything since, except in an executive producer role.

the Muppets themselves--the characters, the puppets--have a kind of magic. sure. but the fact that I haven’t seen anyone on here mention Muppets Most Wanted ever, let alone the NBC series or the Disney+ “improv” show, means that their magic has a limit. the story has to be told by somebody who gets it. the Muppet properties that we all know and love were made by a group of friends, many of whom had been working together for literal decades. you can’t just expect whoever’s calling the shots at Disney to throw Kermit and Gonzo into your favorite classic novel and create something of the same caliber, let alone with the same heart.