#the fuck kermit do to you?
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Kermit is a cuck
Anon, you better pray to god Miss Piggy doesn't find you.
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How do you feel about muppet vision 3D closing in Disney world
WHAT ???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Wait are you fucking with me#are you being serious#I never got to go#I never#No#No no no#NO NO NO NO NO NO NO#ARE YOU SERIOUS?#ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!??!?!#kermit. fozzie. fuck even gonzo and piggy#they cant fucking do this to me. not after the year ive had.#FUCKKKKKMKKKKKKNOOOOOOOO NO NO JO MO NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!@
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moodboard for when you're listening to the track "it's thanks to you" from the hit indie game In Stars and Time 👍
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#BUEE. AWU. AUGHGHE...................#had to punch TWO walls to feel masc again.......... this sifloop shit is SERIOUS#tbh even without the sifloop. thinking about loop for longer than 5 seconds makes me want to Kermit Sewer Slide#sifloop#yes i am tagging it. what are you going to fucking do about it? im insane. im insane. im crazeigh..... INSANE..... ASylum.........#isat
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If you all are gonna write posts where you condescendingly use other Bats as mouthpieces to own Jason about his beliefs, the least you can do is actually get his motivations correct.
The Joker being alive isn't the only reason why Jason feels unloved post resurrection. If you took a cursory look at the comics instead of being a self righteous loser, you'd know that
#If I have to see another post where people act as if Jason was wrong to think his death would push Batman to actually do something about...#...Joker I'm gonna fucking kermit#Beyond the fact that any child would want their parents to get justice for them if they were wronged#Bruce literally says to Jason's face that its only natural that a father would want to avenge his son#This is jn the issue right after Garzonas falls to his death#And Bruce - tactlessly i might add - accuses this 15 year old boy of killing someone with no propf#Much is made about Bruce tearing up Gotham in his grief but what child wants that to be their legacy#I died and it drove my father off the deep end#He was so much unlike his self he physically assaults my kinda sorta older brother and kicks him out at 18/19 years old#And is assigned an emotional support child to keep him from walking into the line of fire#I rly wish y'all would just say you don't find Jason to be empathetic instead of putting JT stans through all this rigmarole#Yeah you'll look like an asshole but you'd be an asshole who got straight to the point#Instead of trying to couch your assholery in bullshit posts that are a waste of everyone's time#Jason Todd#Batfam critical
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Bro genuinely all they have to do now is have Lisa say something about being Carla's safe place or safe space (and mean it) and that is it, I will literally combust and shatter into a million fragments of lesbian transcendence. You will not be able to kill me in any way that matters
#personal#carla connor#its all about the safe place boys#swarla#like literally carla has been so good for SO long and life has done nothing but take potshots at her#and yes shes loud and mouthy and shes a drinker and a gambler#she is NOBODYs girl next door and dont you dare try and put her in that mold#but god. GOD. no matter what life has done to her. she just#stays#/kind/#she takes people under her wing and she offers to listen and she protects those who need it#maria and roy and sally and kate and bobby and rana and ryan and betsy#shes a bitch and shes a hardass and shes ambitious and shes capable of so much self destruction#but over and over shes just proved that her kindness and her compassion overrides all of that#she cares and cares and /cares/ so deeply and she wants to do right by people and it!!! fucking gets her kicked in the teeth all the time!!!#but here she is again#opening her heart up to someone (two someones actually)#even tho shes terrified and shes said as much too#she wants this to be the place where she can finally lay her head down to rest and it be safe and sweet and permanent#and if lisa gives that to her#if betsy and lisa become her family#thats it genuinely if they become her safe place--the place where this brave kind woman can finally not have to be brave#and not have to fight for every last bit of joy she can wring out of life#you will find me facedown floating in an oily rain puddle like that kermit gif
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Is ED very Chappell Roan coded or is it just me? Probably just me (specifically Pink Pony Club… Strawhats is their Pink Pony Club)
YOU. Your brain is a beautiful thing and I'm overjoyed we're thinking on the same plane. Ed IS the Pink Pony Girl. Lmao I've been working on a piece for one of the upcoming chapters and I zoned out while working on it and I resurfaced later having drawn to that song on repeat for multiple hours. And I think it genuinely affected the way I was drawing.
This is completely unrelated but y'all I watched the Muppet Movie yesterday and when I tell you I actually cried because every time they started singing I was like NOOOOO I COULD CONNECT THIS TO ED NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Like????? Especially Rainbow Connection, I'm Going Back There Someday and Finale: The Magic Store. Had me in tears and listening to them on repeat. LISTEN to the WORDS they're SAYING. AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH. Nothing has ever touched me the way Muppets music does.
#sssbmty#one piece#one piece ocs#I fucking love the Muppet Movie#It's so fucking funny for no reason#I AM the lovers the dreamers AND me. I am all of them.#WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEBODY OUT THERE LOVES ME????#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE HOLLERING FOR MORE??????#Yes Kermit..... I will write my own ending and I will keep believing and I will keep pretending#Wait I got really off track Ed is the Pink Pony Girl at the Pink Pony Club
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I got this little fozzie wishable and it genuinely made cry. I have never cried because something was so sos cute but now i have. Hes sos smal and so tiny and hes sos light and its just like holding a kitten and theres subtle blushing on his cheekies and AAAAAA
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I put him in one of the dice bags i made so i could keep him near my other muppet plushies i have on my bed without getting lost and. I tear up everytime i look at him im not used to this im not usually a crier every but ive been havin a rough time and hes so soft and so sweet and he knows nothin but existing happily and im so glad.
#/srs by the way#like i usually dont cry easily bc its uncomfortable#but he made me cry INSTANTLY#HE SO SOS SMALL AND SO SOS CUTE#AND HES JUST LITTLE AND HES SO HAPPY#NOT FOR ANY REASON IN PARTICULAR#AND HES SO LOVE AND HE LIKES HIS LIL POCKET AND HE SITS ON MY GONZO AND KERMIT PLUSHIES LAPS DURING THE DAY#the muppets#muppets#mime talks#fozzie#fozzie bear#disney wishables#<thats the line hes from#hes from a blindbox originally but i got my sweetie of ebay#jim henson#i will say i have never cried easier than i have on testosterone#i cry over babies in big ole snowsuits the same i do fozzie#the adorability overtakes me and turns on my eye faucet#ebay sellers who sell vintage muppet stuff at a reasonable price you have my fucking heart and soul
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i need to get back into vitaliposting so bad i miss him. my favorite cunt
#reid.txt#was thinking about his stupid fake american accent again the other day because it's so funny to me#he would suddenly be a whole different guy. the noise coming out of his mouth does not sound natural to anyone who knows him#he can do accents very very well and the clown brigade takes advantage of this a lot#they always make him say stupid shit in funny accents. his kermit accent is unmatched to this day#he's also very far behind on like. internet / street slang in night city so sometimes he will just say a word and vincent is like#who the fuck taught you to say that#in many ways vitali dobrynin is very much like his old man#everyone's just being polite and not telling him this. to avoid king of fools 2
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"no matter what happens, stay alive" i don't want to. i can't. i'm tired of this. i am so fucking tired of this.
i've been off-and-on suicidal for the past 8 years of my life. i've been fighting the urge to put a gun to my head since last december. i almost committed in august but didn't because i was sobbing so hard that i passed out. i don't have the money or resources to get out of here, and even if i did i'd be leaving behind the only two people i have left. if i left this place to live a better life knowing that they would still be stuck rotting in this hell, i don't know how i would live with myself. i'm trying to keep my grip on the thread i've been holding onto for their sake, but my arms are tired and the abyss below me seems so welcoming, so peaceful. the abyss i've been dangling over would never leave me to rot for the sake of religion. the abyss would welcome me like it's welcomed everyone else.
to those of you who stay here to fight, to those of you who run to keep yourselves safe, you're doing great. you're stronger than i ever was and i applaud you for it.
but i wasn't built to last. if he's still the winner when the results are finalized, i'm either going to find a way to get us out of here or i'm going to die trying. because at this point, fighting through the next 4 years is not an option for me.
"that's what he wants" i know. i know. i know but i don't care. i don't fucking care anymore. i can no longer force myself to care. i am one person. i am one person in a sea of millions. i am one person and i am exhausted. i am one person and at the end of the day, whether i live or die will affect virtually nothing in the grand scheme of things. i cannot live like this for the next 4 years. i will not survive.
i'm so tired.
#tw sui talk#vent post#personal vent#you know you're fucked when even the muppet joker is begging people not to lose hope#thank you kermit it honestly did help#the part of me that's addicted to escapism wants to go play minecraft or stardew or the sims and ignore everything until i pass out#but i can't knowing that i'd be wasting the time that i should be using to figure out what the fuck i'm going to do#i cannot bring myself to get out of bed#it's the only place i feel safe right now#if i can't get me and my friends out of this country then i am going to put a gun to my head#us elections#election 2024#us election 2024#using tumblr as if it's my own personal void to scream into
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#like Milton is so young and going through a rough time that they really activate my Gotta Be an Adult instinct from my old job#like buddy do you have access to your basic documents? let’s sign you up for medicaid#i wanna set up a meeting with Kermit’s mom so she can help get him a job or enrolled in community/technical college#while I completely support kj dedicating her whole life to reality shifting to fight god and fuck muppets or whatever
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I actually have no idea who made muppet versions of DC characters but I literally love it so much and I've already drawn concept art for Hal and Barry but I wanted to do a digital version (I also had time but at the same time I have been lacking rn in my current WIPs / sob to my Star Sapphire Barry and my Ballad Of Music Meister fic teaser poster.)
POV....I...WHEN....WHEN...I....turns into a muppet
this is what I get for listening to Man or Muppet and Do You Like Me?....bert and ernie my heart goes out to you both
heyyy....slides this song over to you so you can listen to it and look at my halbarry muppet art.....
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#IM SO SORRY#i love how i dont post about halbarry for a bit and#when i do...#its them as muppet#insert that one meme template of muppet kiss#IM SORRY I HAD TO???#I have more art of them as muppets if you want to see#ngl...barry just looks and has the beaker style to him#with a little bit of both bert and ernie#hal is just a mix of kermit bert and ernie#maybe someone else but#lets be honest here...#barry allen#hal jordan#halbarry#???#content for sure??#HOLY FUCK I LOVEEE DRAWING CLIP STUDIO PAINT ITS SO YUMMY#im really sad because I didnt get to go to free comic book day because i was sick and not feeling well#speedster ramble#my art#green lantern#the flash#please listen to that song i just love it so much and then you have THE OTHER VERSION 'but I like you' its so cute#happy (for the moment) gay muppets (heart)#Youtube#dc comics
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i am going to chew on him like a rock
#girl what the fuck why is this so badly cropped#WHATEVER#bansnnsmxnjssjjskq#i just want to like#put my mouth on him#not in a dick way just in a like#like when you bite something with your lips so its not teeth#like do you get what i mean#lips over teeth and Nom#like kermit#thats me to his upper arms#and just him#i want to shrink him down and put him in my mouth#george daniel#the 1975#noacf#notes on a conditional form#crinkly eyes and pretty hair#unbuttoned shirt and smiley cheeks
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guys I’m fine..
#six of crows#Shadow and bone#it’s gone now#FUCK Netflix#They just finished the script too..#I just finished the show#I was so excited#I commit Kermit#Netflix you are on my hitlist#Wtf were you thinking when you added cuties but cancel dark crystal: resistance and Shadow and bone#If you do this to arcane that’s the last straw#I hope you burn Netflix#SAB#SOC#Rip Kaz Brekker#Rip the crows#We lost Matthias twice#no Zoylai#I’ll never see what happened to David#My Crush Genya :(
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hi i need to speak with jessica messica
#jessica messica#jenna marbles#i miss you#so fucking much#i hope you’re doing well#sending love to kermit#kermie i hope you feel better soon#i should go to sleep#i love you
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The battle of the constant desire to obtain blatantly queer goodies (clothes, stickers, mugs, ect) vs the need to stay low-key in my deep south state :(
#lgbtq+#queer#I'm like ''oooh that's so pretty and that's so sweet! I want it! But I'll get fucking shot in the street if I buy and use it D: "#like my friend gave me this adorable trans cat sticker and I want to put it on my phone or my car#but like I'm not out to one of my main friend groups and they're super nice but like I'm not about to test the waters#and loose otherwise cool friends bc they're great as far as the south goes but like#and like I can't just ''just only use it at the house'' like people come to my house sometimes and can see the things that I own#so it can't be like the most blatant thing in the world#I do have rainbow socks and a rainbow shower curtain but they aren't obviously lgbtq+ rainbows if you know what I mean#so I think I could get away if questioned by just being like “I like rainbows! :D ” which is tbf actually true#I liked them long before I knew other stuff but like now I like them even more#so yeah anyway fuck the south but I live here#oh and sneaky rainbow stickers for the back of my phone I do those too#right now is Kermit with a rainbow
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i don't believe in punishment, but i do still think they should invent a shock collar that zaps the living shit out of you whenever you start thinking about someone who doesn't care about you. this would not fix me because unfortunately my marshmallow puppy dog heart disease is incurable, but—
#im gonna be honest with you queen i think this avalanche of grief after back to back losses is doing things to me that i am#both ill-equipped to deal with and do not like. but it's fine and whatever because life goes on and i'll get over it. eventually 👍#this is not a cry for help this is just . girlblogging. jotting a thought down in my e-diary so tht it can stop festering in my brain. yk#also i fucked my sleep schedule up so. kermit nodding.gif
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