#the fuck kermit do to you?

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Kermit is a cuck

Anon, you better pray to god Miss Piggy doesn't find you.

[tibli]

magolor is so funny bc its like. here's this wizard guy. he cosplays an ancient civilization because hes basically their equivalent of a fucking weeboo, to the point where his name translates to 'false paradise' in their language. he's deliberately judas-coded. he basically becomes god for about 5 seconds before he gets his ass beat so hard he dies and goes to superhell. he looks like a sopping wet cat in a cardboard box the entire time hes there atoning for his sins. his final fight is against a fucking tree. and then he opens a theme park to say sorry for trying to take over the entire universe. who else is out here doing it like him

[robraeinnevermore]

they’re both pretty easy to please

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As much as they enjoy hanging out alone at the tower sometimes it’s nice to get a little stimulation elsewhere. Dick drives them around the city on his bike of course. She absolute hates it but it’s what makes him happy. They both enjoy reading and Rae is pretty pacified looking through books for hours and spending some time in a quiet place. Neither of them are exactly the most diurnal but that’s the only time places are open so they need to stop for caffeine… probably a few times…

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

so i've been watching Muppet compilations-

[aachria]

Is ED very Chappell Roan coded or is it just me? Probably just me (specifically Pink Pony Club… Strawhats is their Pink Pony Club)

YOU. Your brain is a beautiful thing and I'm overjoyed we're thinking on the same plane. Ed IS the Pink Pony Girl. Lmao I've been working on a piece for one of the upcoming chapters and I zoned out while working on it and I resurfaced later having drawn to that song on repeat for multiple hours. And I think it genuinely affected the way I was drawing.

This is completely unrelated but y'all I watched the Muppet Movie yesterday and when I tell you I actually cried because every time they started singing I was like NOOOOO I COULD CONNECT THIS TO ED NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Like????? Especially Rainbow Connection, I'm Going Back There Someday and Finale: The Magic Store. Had me in tears and listening to them on repeat. LISTEN to the WORDS they're SAYING. AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH. Nothing has ever touched me the way Muppets music does.

[muppetmime]

I got this little fozzie wishable and it genuinely made cry. I have never cried because something was so sos cute but now i have. Hes sos smal and so tiny and hes sos light and its just like holding a kitten and theres subtle blushing on his cheekies and AAAAAA

I put him in one of the dice bags i made so i could keep him near my other muppet plushies i have on my bed without getting lost and. I tear up everytime i look at him im not used to this im not usually a crier every but ive been havin a rough time and hes so soft and so sweet and he knows nothin but existing happily and im so glad.

[thecroakersisterhood]

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[flashdoesahundredyarddash]

I actually have no idea who made muppet versions of DC characters but I literally love it so much and I've already drawn concept art for Hal and Barry but I wanted to do a digital version (I also had time but at the same time I have been lacking rn in my current WIPs / sob to my Star Sapphire Barry and my Ballad Of Music Meister fic teaser poster.)

POV....I...WHEN....WHEN...I....turns into a muppet

this is what I get for listening to Man or Muppet and Do You Like Me?....bert and ernie my heart goes out to you both

heyyy....slides this song over to you so you can listen to it and look at my halbarry muppet art.....

[bedforddanes75]

i am going to chew on him like a rock

[emmikoochaitea]

guys I’m fine..

[enchantedsunflowerkat]

hi i need to speak with jessica messica

[the-maddened-hatter]

The battle of the constant desire to obtain blatantly queer goodies (clothes, stickers, mugs, ect) vs the need to stay low-key in my deep south state :(

[bunnyb34r]

I know I should just block (and not OPEN) tags and posts ab '24 but my brain is stupid and likes to be informed even if it makes me worse

[alisaint]

i don't believe in punishment, but i do still think they should invent a shock collar that zaps the living shit out of you whenever you start thinking about someone who doesn't care about you. this would not fix me because unfortunately my marshmallow puppy dog heart disease is incurable, but—

[wyrddogs]

He found a coyote or fox hole about an hour later and went inside up to his shoulders. Glad he wasn’t brave enough to go all the way in-- I don’t own a Deben collar and don’t carry a shovel with me. I don’t actually want an earth dog. XD

[francesderwent]

I can’t take it anymore.

you realize, don’t you, that they haven’t made a good muppet retelling since 1996? I understand that Jim Henson had already died at that point, but a lot of the old guard was still deeply involved. and his son directed both A Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Treasure Island, and he hasn’t been involved in anything since, except in an executive producer role.

the Muppets themselves--the characters, the puppets--have a kind of magic. sure. but the fact that I haven’t seen anyone on here mention Muppets Most Wanted ever, let alone the NBC series or the Disney+ “improv” show, means that their magic has a limit. the story has to be told by somebody who gets it. the Muppet properties that we all know and love were made by a group of friends, many of whom had been working together for literal decades. you can’t just expect whoever’s calling the shots at Disney to throw Kermit and Gonzo into your favorite classic novel and create something of the same caliber, let alone with the same heart.