#the fox is their dealer

[taldigi]

humbrunger

[astcae]

okay, but the "came back wrong trope" but with elodie moreau. elodie, who is alive, but is so, so different from the sweet 10 year old girl jean remembers, that she might as well be a different person. elodie who is alive, but killed all of the kindness insides herself, beacuse being kind also meant being dead. elodie who is far more skilled in combat, than she ever wanted to be. elodie, who is far more skilled with a gun, than anyone her age should be. elodie who killed people without hesitation. elodie who tortured people and didn't feel guiltily afterwards. who doesn't feel guiltily now. elodie who escaped, but left a bloody trail behind herself. elodie who is still stuck in survival mode, beacuse surviving was all she did, ever since she was twelve. (it was all she could do). elodie who flinches at every touch. elodie who was hurt and used without hesitation. elodie who can't sleep without a gun under her pillow. elodie who is obsessed with exy beacuse it's the only connection to her brother she's had for years. elodie who tries to hold on tho the scraps and pieces of her old life - her old self, but fails. elodie who changed her name so often she sometimes forgot her old one, but could never forget who she used to be - but wished she could. elodie who ordered stuart to tell her brother she's dead, beacuse the sweet 10 year old girl he missed is, beacuse she thinks her brother deserves better than who she is now. elodie who after all those years gave up escaping, running, fighting in a small town near the coast in louisiana. elodie who started playing in a shitty exy high school team, beacuse she's going to die soon anyway, so why not? (nobody recruits there, anyway).

[conkevi]

he looks... oddly familiar

[jtl-fics]

Fluent Freshman - Part 23

PREVIOUS

There were a few reasons that Andrew and Neil could not get past reception to go see FF or get updates on his current condition.

The first reason was that visiting hours were long over by the time they had arrived a little after midnight.

The second reason was that hospitals, in general, don’t just give out information on their patients to any random person that walks in and asks for an update on their condition. They are ESPECIALLY hesitant to give out updates on patients when the people who are asking can’t give you anything other than a first name, general description, and the reason that the patient is in the hospital.

Somehow “Completely average looking guy with the last name Smith who was stabbed in the stomach” is not enough for the receptionist to go off of.

“There are multiple people here that fit that description. I would need at least a first and last name before I could even begin to start seeing if you were someone who we even could give updates to. No, I will not continue to play your fun little game of guess the first name.” She says when Andrew opens his mouth to start listing off names alphabetically again.

So now Andrew and Neil found themselves under the watchful eye of a security guard as they sat in the back corner of the front reception area.

“I can’t believe we still don’t know what Smith’s first name is.” Neil says his face is buried in his hands as he and Andrew sit in the uncomfortable chairs trying to figure out where to go from here.

“I think she knows exactly who we want to see.” Andrew scowls towards the receptionist who, long used to the ire of the public, pays him no mind. Andrew just refused to believe that there were that many brown haired, brown eyed, average height and weight guys who had suffered a stab wound to the stomach that would have been admitted in the last two hours.

“I just hope they actually are looking after him and that no one went and forgot about him in an hallway somewhere.” Neil says hands sliding up into his hair to grip.

“That wouldn’t happen.” Andrew dismisses despite knowing that Wymack had ABSOLUTELY forgotten FF at a stadium once during the period where FF had been low presence to keep his family from bothering him.

The U-turn he had pulled had definitely been illegal when FF called and asked where the bus was when they had been on the road for five minutes. Wymack had felt terrible about it but FF had just seemed relieved that the bus had come back for him.

Wymack.

Andrew pulls out his phone and dials a familiar number. Wymack, reliable as always, picks up on the fourth ring with the sound of cursing as he got the phone up to his ear. “What.” He asks and Andrew can hear the sounds of driving and Kevin’s infamously train-like snoring in the background.

“What’s Smith first name. You know it.” Andrew demands.

“Classified.” Wymack clips back immediately.

“I need to know it so that we can get updates.” Andrew hisses.

“He isn’t interested in people knowing it and you wouldn’t be able to get updates anyways.” Wymack dismisses.

“We want to be able to head back to see him.” Neil tries.

“Visiting hours are long over Josten. You know that I’m not settling that bet that you little fuckers have floating around about this.” Wymack responds back.

Andrew grits his teeth and then forces himself to relax his jaw, “It’s not about the bet.” Andrew shuts his eyes in irritation.

That stupid bet.

The betting culture within the Palmetto State Foxes Exy team that Reynold’s had cultivated held strong even after her graduation with the remaining Foxes. The Bet had started when one of the other freshmen had mentioned that it was funny that FF went around like Cher or Madonna. The realization that none of them knew FF’s first name was one that had them placing bets on a multitude of things. Things like: “Do you wanna bet it’s a super normal boring name?”, “Do you wanna bet that it’s a weird foreign name?”, and “Is FF intentionally not giving it out to people or since he goes by his last name normally he has no idea that anything is amiss?” Had lower pools since you were betting on a spectrum. The bet with the highest pool is: “What is FF’s first name”.

Wymack had categorically refused to answer it and all other attempts to discover FF’s first name had been met with frustration. There was a solemn agreement that no one could just go and outright ask him since that would ruin all of the fun. Andrew had agreed to not ask when the team had collectively filled his freezer with ice cream cake and he was a man of his word.

The general belief (after the revelation of his major and the number of languages FF spoke) was that FF’s name was just not easy to pronounce for English speakers.

Andrew hadn’t participated but he know that the Foxes do have a running list of names they know it’s not. (Greg, Will, Smith (again), Matt, Kevin, Neil, Andrew, Aaron, Nathaniel, Jack, Beyonce (Sheena’s drunken guess), Nicholas, John, Fred, Garfield, Frank, Alfred, Augustus, Adam, etc. (Andrew had been trying to guess with the receptionist for a while))

“You’re coming here aren’t you? We can get updates when you get them.” Neil says.

“He’s in emergency surgery right now and will remain there for the next few hours most likely. There’s not going to be any updates hopefully.” Wymack says with a sigh loud enough that they can hear it over Kevin’s snoring.

“Surgery? He needs surgery?” Neil asks sounding surprised s if FF hadn’t been stabbed to the hilt into his stomach with one of Andrew’s knives. He’s about to give Neil some shit for the question before remembering that if there was any person who would think that a stab wound to the stomach wouldn’t necessitate surgery it would be Neil “I’m Fine” Josten.

“Yes Josten, he needs surgery. They have to stitch up his stomach and the surgeons are also going to be dealing with some of the ulcers that were ruptured by the knife.” Wymack explains likely coming to the same conclusion that Andrew had on Neil’s stupid question. “They were a bit worried about him bleeding out but he stabilized before the surgery.” Wymack sighs.

“I’m going the hospital since I’m Smith’s medical proxy. If anything goes wrong with the surgery I want to be there so I can make an informed decision on his care.” Wymack says and… Andrew figured there’d be surgery but to hear it and the possibility that something could go wrong, that the last thing FF had said to him had been something non-sensical about “Gracie Hart wouldn’t have gotten stabbed. I’m Cheryl at best.”as he’d started succumbing to all the blood loss. “If you could stick around long enough for me to drop Kevin off with you I would appreciate it.” Wymack says.

“What if he needs a blood transfusion?” Andrew says.

“Smith is AB-, it’s the second easiest blood type to transfuse into. Go home Andrew.” Wymack repeats.

Andrew works his jaw irritated that there didn’t seem to be a path to getting his way.

“We’ll stay here until you get here.” Andrew agrees, “But you’ll get an update before we leave.” He adds.

Wymack sighs, “Fair enough.” He says before hanging up.

It’s 45 minutes of waiting and tossing a few more name possibilities at the receptionist who seems more amused than anything at their continued attempts to guess their friend’s first name (Neil goes through the entire list of names that he’s gone by and none of them get the thumbs up).

Wymack comes through the doors with a half awake Kevin Day following his steps. “I have another favor to ask you.” Wymack says instead of any form of greeting.

“I’m not going to leave Kevin in the car overnight again. It was just that one time.” Andrew says with a roll of his eyes and honestly he’d been punished enough listening to Kevin bitch, moan, and sneeze for the following week while talking about all the supplements he was taking.

“Not that,” Wymack pauses, “I have two favors to ask you. First don’t do that. Second, would you be able to pick up Smith’s grandma from the airport tomorrow?” He asks.

Andrew blinks.

“She’s coming here?” He asks.

“I updated her on my way here. She booked a flight and will be arriving around noon tomorrow.” Wymack says and Andrew doesn’t know why he’s confused by this. FF’s grandma got him two still warm pies to cheer him up on Thanksgiving.

He’d stabbed that woman’s grandson.

“I’ll pick her up.” He agrees.

Shorter one today

NEXT

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[thepopoptic]

Biden commutes 1,500 jail sentences, grants pardons for 39 others: 'Largest single-day grant of clemency' | Fox News

[ifirestar14]

Huevember 1 💚💛🧡

First bits of Huevember. I’ll be posting every 7 days for this challenge.

[trasho-pando2011]

oh mein gott

oh and this too

[piracyisnoparty]

sleepy... 💤

[risobase]

Them. I regret that I forgot about them completely by 2025 😭

Basic information about them here

[magicalnerdsworld]

Buck: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this? Maddie: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

[bluizu]

calling it now. when DELTARUNE is fully released, the upcoming April 1, toby will release a new game called "nut dealer". 3d toriel will be included.

[creativecreaturecostumes]

Plaid plush foxy is all done! This soft guy is looking for a new home as a partial OR a fullsuit. Shares appreciated!

[just-some-random-blogger]

THE WAY I SAW THIS BEFORE GOING TO BED AND HAD TO PRETEND I DIDNT SEE IT BECAUSE I KNEW I WOULD WAKE UP. IT DIDNT WORK IT TOOK ME 2 HOURS BEFORE I FELL ASLEEP. THINKIN TOO HARD ABOUT MY GWAYNE FIC

@ you and fred

[srcepiksla]

couldnt sleep so i inked an old doodle page #grindset

[carldoonan]

This Suspicious Li’l Swindler says: “Psssst - buddy. Hey, buddy! Could I, mayhaps, interest you in some top-quality, very rare… Good vibes?” 🦊😏🎭

[1andxrea1tge1bisexual1here1]

🌸🐾 Hey everyone! I have some super exciting news from the twisted and altered universe of Courage the Cowardly Dog! Guess what? The villains have decided to take a year off from causing mischief! 🎉 But that's not all. Allow me to introduce you to a new character, Andrea Kaimai, a unique and mysterious addition to this bizarre universe. Let's dive in, shall we? 🌙✨

1️⃣ First things first, let's meet Andrea! She's a beautiful demon with a flower kimono, brown hair, and striking blue eyes. Her uniqueness lies in a bamboo muzzle that prevents her from speaking, similar to Nezuko from Demon Slayer. It's a cute little nod to the fandom! Plus, Andrea is a master of the uno game! 🎴🎮

2️⃣ Andrea loves her naps! It's her absolute favorite thing in the world. Katz, her older brother, made a cozy portable bed for her using her gray tote bag, complete with a soft pillow, her phone, a flashlight, and a protective blanket to shield her from the sunlight. After all, demons tend to turn to dust in the sun! 🌞💤

3️⃣ As Andrea wakes up from her nap in her trusty box, she discovers the villains having a friendly game of uno. Can you imagine her surprise? 😲 But fear not, she quickly falls in love with the game and joins in on the fun. It's heartwarming to see how everyone reacts when she appears. Let's break it down:

- Katz, being Andrea's caring brother, giggles joyfully when he finds her in the gray tote bag. 😄

- Other villains, like the Queen of the Black Puddle or Le Quack, can't help but smile or give her a gentle head pat. It's an adorable gesture of acceptance! 🤗

- Andrea also has a special bond with Eustace, who appreciates her offering a piece of bacon. A small gesture that brings them closer, believe it or not! 🥓❤️

4️⃣ Did you know that Andrea has a scar? It's a reminder of when she was turned into a demon, but she doesn't let it define her. She prefers to hide it, keeping it as her secret. It adds a touch of mystery to her character! 🔒💔

5️⃣ Koi fish lovers, rejoice! Andrea shares your passion for these beautiful creatures. She adores them just like Shinobu from Demon Slayer, who has a fondness for goldfish. It's a cute connection between the two! 🌸🐠

6️⃣ Seasonal fashionista alert! Andrea loves to switch up her style with each passing season. From y2k cutegore to cat core aesthetics, she rocks various outfits throughout the year. Fashion-forward and fierce! 👗🌸

7️⃣ Cats and cat cafes are two of Andrea's favorite things in the world. Whenever she's nearby, you can bet she'll seek out the nearest cat cafe to play with the adorable felines. And yes, she often enjoys napping there with ASMR playing in her headphones. A purrfect combination! 😺💕🎧

Now, let's not forget the rest of the villains! Each one receives a unique gift from Andrea:

- Bacon for the bacon-loving villain. 🥓

- A beautiful kimono for the fashion-conscious villain. 👘

- Uno cards for the game enthusiasts. 🎴

And finally, a list of what each villain does when they first

meet Andrea:

- Le Quack: Raises an eyebrow but offers a friendly smile. 😏🤝

- The Queen of the Black Puddle: Gives Andrea a regal nod of approval. 👑👋

- big toe : think she can do a hiest with her, but a hint of a smile breaks through. 😠😊

And that's a wrap, folks! Stay tuned for more updates from this altered universe. 📺✨ Remember, with a little bit of courage and a touch of mischief, anything is possible! 🐶💫

Emojis used: 🌸🐾🎉🌙✨1️⃣🎴🎮💤🌞😲😄🤗🥓❤️🔒💔🐠👗😺💕🎧🥓👘🎴😏🤝👑👋😠😊📺💫

Her appearance you can draw her but no shipping with her and the other villans you make memes withbher but ther Sfw she's 11 so no nsfw got it

‼️COMIC DUB‼️

Title: Katz Introduces Andrea Kaimai

[Panel 1: Katz is standing in front of a gathering of villains, including Le Quack, The Cajun Fox, The Queen of the Black Puddle, Dr. Gerbil, and Freaky Fred.]

Katz: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce someone special today. Meet Andrea Kaimai!

[Panel 2: Andrea enters the scene, wearing a beautiful flower kimono, with brown hair and blue eyes. She has a bamboo muzzle that prevents her from speaking. She stands confidently next to Katz.]

Andrea: *Nods and smiles warmly*

Katz: Andrea here is an upper-rank 1 demon, 上弦壱. But don't let that intimidate you! She has never harmed humans or caused any trouble.

[Panel 3: Close-up on Andrea's muzzle, resembling Nezuko's from Demon Slayer.]

Katz: You may notice her muzzle, which is a reference to Nezuko from Demon Slayer. It's part of her unique abilities.

[Panel 4: Conway the Contaminant is shown nearby, warning everyone.]

Conway: Be cautious, folks! If you dare touch Katz or Andrea, you'll pay the price. My contaminants won't spare you.

[Panel 5: Andrea approaches The Cajun Fox, offering a gentle hug.]

Andrea: *Opens her arms, gesturing for a hug*

[Panel 6: The Cajun Fox receives the hug, his eyes filled with surprise and vulnerability.]

Cajun Fox: *Tears well up in his eyes* My... my mom used to hug me like this. Before she... before she passed away.

[Panel 7: The Queen of the Black Puddle approaches Andrea, hesitantly accepting the hug.]

Queen of the Black Puddle: *Eyes widened* A hug... I haven't felt one in so long.

[Panel 8: Le Quack steps forward, apprehensive but longing for a hug.]

Le Quack: *Trembling* My father... he took his own life... in front of me.

[Panel 9: Andrea embraces Le Quack, and he breaks down, overwhelmed by emotions.]

Le Quack: *Crying* It's... it's just like when my mom hugged me before... before everything fell apart.

[Panel 10: Conway looks on, surprised by Andrea's ability to heal emotional wounds.]

Conway: Incredible... Andrea not only helps those in physical trouble but also heals the deepest emotional wounds.

[Panel 11: The comic dub ends with Andrea hanging out with the others.]

Andrea: don't worry it might help you with your emotional wounds

[Panel 12: Andrea smiles determinedly, ready to face whatever challenges come her way.]

Andrea: I will be a helper, just like in my dream. I won't cause mischief; I'll bring healing and love.

[End of comic dub]