#the fiancee

[you-will-die-with-the-moon]

Replacing a Pawn for a body, and the players, Politicians who say what they need to say.

[lorenzlund]

'Plant den Job-Aufstieg mit uns! Jetzt!! Für das Nach-oben! Denn wir wollen, dass die Herkunft soziale nicht über berufliche Chancen entscheidet! Betrifft auch die Finanzen! Der Einstieg, wie er stattfindet, ist vorbereitet! Plus Tipps für die Selbstpositionierung! Mega Jobangebote!' 'Alice Hastings (Deutschlandfunk). Ihr bevorzugtes Thema als Autorin ist der (R-)Arschismus'.

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[batcavescolony]

*1940s Bat-Man gets switched with Modern Batman*

Robin: and now we call the poli-

Bat-Man: *picks up a gun and fires it into the air* that'll get their attention

Robin: ...

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Red Robin: their's someone new in town we should-

Bat-Man: threaten him with a bat in the mail and a note

Red Robin: ...

Nightwing: I forgot he used to do that.

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Bat-Man: why is the car black?

Red Hood: the Batmobile? what color would it be?

Bat-Man: red

Red hood: ...

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Bruce: this 'Alfred' fellow is really nice, it's just Dick, my Fiancée Julie and I in my time. But she doesn't know I'm Bat-Man-

All: WHAT!

Bruce: yes my fiancée-

Jason: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ALFRED?

Bruce: oh yeah, I have no idea who that man is.

[marzipanandminutiae]

if you call children "jizz trophies," "crotch droppings," or anything else that implies that they're not. you know. actual people who don't deserve your scorn for existing in a stage all people go through. you lose any regard I ever had for you

and if you EVER call a woman a "breeder" for whatever reason- even if she's a terrible parent who lets her kids run around and scream, even if she won't stop having children irresponsibly when she can't support them. for whatever reason. you are an untrustworthy person in my eyes and I honestly don't want to interact with you anymore

you don't have to like kids. you don't have to want to be around kids. but you will respect them, and not reduce even shitty women to their reproductive functions, or I won't respect you

[harunayuuka2060]

Falena: Wow, Leona, I’m surprised to see you at the gathering.

Leona: I had no choice.

Falena: You sure? Anyone could tell that you were being territorial earlier.

Leona: What?

Falena: *chuckles* You stayed close to your fiancée the entire time, only leaving after she excused herself.

Falena: Tell me, have things improved between you?

Leona: That's none of your business.

Falena: *laughs*

Falena's wife: You're looking gorgeous today.

F!MC: Thank you.

Falena's wife: However, I couldn't help but notice that your scent has changed… Ah, it now resembles Leona's quite a bit.

F!MC: I still use the same perfume.

Falena's wife: *chuckles* That's not what I'm talking about.

Falena's wife: Say, did something interesting happen?

F!MC: Hm... I don't know.

Falena's wife: You don't know?

F!MC: I think it’s natural for anyone to wake up being cuddled when two people are sharing the same bed.

Falena's wife: ...

Falena's wife: He cuddled you?

F!MC: Technically.

Falena and F!MC: ...

Falena's wife: *has been teasing Leona about him cuddling MC in bed*

Leona: *looks irritated but can't refute*

Falena: ...

Falena: I think my little brother is falling for you.

F!MC: It's too soon to tell.

Falena: *chuckles* How about you?

F!MC: I've already told you.

Falena: Right, right. You don't like repeating yourself.

Falena: *smiles*

Falena: If he goes feral-

F!MC: I know what to do.

Falena: *chuckles*

[umsey]

I made a lighthearted shipping template for ocs!! this went a few rounds on twitter so i wanted to post this here too!

ft. transparent version !

[gwen-tolios]

[pfhwrittes]

something something kate laswell cupping your chin so she can tilt your head to meet her eyes and going "you gonna be good for Daddy, sweetheart?" something something

[frenzyarts]

I’m not normal about her. I’m not normal at all. I’m so weird about her ❤️

[diadotcom]

i have something toconfess…… i have a big fat lesbian crush on natasha phoenix trace

. she is perfect in every way to me.

[weirdlookindog]

Brigitte Lahaie and Sandrine Thoquet in La fiancée de Dracula (1999)

[lorenzlund]

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[bleeding-seraphic]

A brother and a sister

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Old habits die hard. You never really stop being a sister or a brother, do you?

@bamsara sorry for making another comic exclusively on whiteboard fox, I swear I'll use a better medium next time

[carlyraejepsans]

ghost trick was amazing but how the fuck do you make a game where unburying people is one of its core mechanics and then don't unbury the dead wives. are you kidding me with this crap.