#the fiancee

[you-will-die-with-the-moon]

Replacing a Pawn for a body, and the players, Politicians who say what they need to say.

[lorenzlund]

'Plant den Job-Aufstieg mit uns! Jetzt!! Für das Nach-oben! Denn wir wollen, dass die Herkunft soziale nicht über berufliche Chancen entscheidet! Betrifft auch die Finanzen! Der Einstieg, wie er stattfindet, ist vorbereitet! Plus Tipps für die Selbstpositionierung! Mega Jobangebote!' 'Alice Hastings (Deutschlandfunk). Ihr bevorzugtes Thema als Autorin ist der (R-)Arschismus'.

[batcavescolony]

*1940s Bat-Man gets switched with Modern Batman*

Robin: and now we call the poli-

Bat-Man: *picks up a gun and fires it into the air* that'll get their attention

Robin: ...

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Red Robin: their's someone new in town we should-

Bat-Man: threaten him with a bat in the mail and a note

Red Robin: ...

Nightwing: I forgot he used to do that.

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Bat-Man: why is the car black?

Red Hood: the Batmobile? what color would it be?

Bat-Man: red

Red hood: ...

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Bruce: this 'Alfred' fellow is really nice, it's just Dick, my Fiancée Julie and I in my time. But she doesn't know I'm Bat-Man-

All: WHAT!

Bruce: yes my fiancée-

Jason: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ALFRED?

Bruce: oh yeah, I have no idea who that man is.

[culturegecko]

We reviewed Persephone Theatre’s The Fiancee. Wickedly funny farce, stuffed with laughs and dripping with heart. Must see theatre!

Directed by Heather Cant and written by Holly Lewis. It stars Ali Watson, Jameela McNeil, Cameron Grant, Mackenzie Dawson, Kenn McLeod and Kristel Harder.  

It runs from November 30-December 18th.

[umsey]

I made a lighthearted shipping template for ocs!! this went a few rounds on twitter so i wanted to post this here too!

ft. transparent version !

[gwen-tolios]

[pfhwrittes]

something something kate laswell cupping your chin so she can tilt your head to meet her eyes and going "you gonna be good for Daddy, sweetheart?" something something

[frenzyarts]

I’m not normal about her. I’m not normal at all. I’m so weird about her ❤️

[diadotcom]

i have something toconfess…… i have a big fat lesbian crush on natasha phoenix trace

. she is perfect in every way to me.

[weirdlookindog]

Brigitte Lahaie and Sandrine Thoquet in La fiancée de Dracula (1999)

[bleeding-seraphic]

A brother and a sister

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Old habits die hard. You never really stop being a sister or a brother, do you?

@bamsara sorry for making another comic exclusively on whiteboard fox, I swear I'll use a better medium next time

[doubleca5t]

guy who's really into cuckolding but he treats it as a spectator sport. he sits in the corner in a red "CUCK" jersey and a foam finger with #1 on it. When somebody cums, he cheers. there's a hot dog vendor

this is what watching somebody fuck your partner is like when you're poly

[lorenzlund]

[carlyraejepsans]

ghost trick was amazing but how the fuck do you make a game where unburying people is one of its core mechanics and then don't unbury the dead wives. are you kidding me with this crap.

[flea-palace]

real?

[hurrakka]

Random Kennechenko thought:

Sasha has ONE wish/request/wins a bet whatever. But it leads to Leon dressed in women's clothing (could be skimpy or could be normal, he just wants to see Leon in a nice top that shows off his collarbones/pecs) but Sasha enjoys watching him strut around and admiring those hips and that ass and the way it shows off his curves in the best way. He likes this private little time where Leon indulges in his ridiculous request and lets him truly admire the man he loves without pause.

He can't stop tracing the lines of Leon's body or pressing gentle kisses into his exposed skin as Sasha utters praises like prayers of devotion. It flusters Leon. He might act like he doesn't care for it at first, or play it off as being mildly annoyed but Sasha can feel the way Leon's heart races under the press of his lips and the light brush of his fingertips across his pulse. His body doesn't lie even though the agent might try to.

Leon then realizes that they're oddly comfy. He insists that he gets new ones that aren't fighting for their lives hugging his overall form but Sasha's old wardrobe is already good enough...for reasons huehuehuehue