#the ferret speaks

[ferret-the-overseer]

there are three kinds of intimacy

It is very important that people understand the difference between these.

Emotional Intimacy: connection between two people in the mind – this is what makes the difference between friends and best friends, someone you dislike and someone you refuse to talk to. This is to love someone.

Physical Intimacy: physical comfort with another person – whether you’re comfortable with a handshake, a hug, a kiss, something more, something less. This is what determines how comfortable you are with someone physically. This is to feel safe.

Romantic Intimacy: connection with two people in the “heart” (I prefer to think of it as the soul). This is the type of connection that determines whether you are in love with someone, as opposed to just loving them. This is why people date, break up, marry, etc. (at least in American culture, I know some cultures don’t view marriage the same way). This is to be in love.

[brittle-doughie]

Another Special bab, been seeing some discourse that Cream Ferret is just Cotton in an outfit, oops.

We’re apparently growing up to be Custard III’s height already? That is fast maturity.

The gacha and the weaving shop look to be our sources of clothing options.

Your reading comprehension of the CR lore will be tested.

Error Busters makes a return, thank god-

New summer outfits, my vote is on Twizzly’s, she has a shark decal for her minigun.

“For the most special cookie ever.” How nice of them to give us that label.

“You’re my best friend and I love you so, so much!”

How can you all be haters on them, fr fr

[damianito]

He picks up one pet for nation [Free Palestine] Donate [Free Congo] Donate [Free Sudan] Donate

[speed-world]

I've been finding Y/N Cookie around my kingdom for a few weeks now and didn't find them but today...

I FINALLY FOUND THEM!!!

Cream Ferret would be worried as hell on why their little one has been missing for several weeks and wasn't in their hideout. Was the possible cookienappings/abductions true?

Plus, why are they in front of the train? What they plottin'?

*Huff…huff* “L-little one, is that you? Gosh, I’ve been, *huff* looking all over the Kingdom for you; I was worried sick to my stomach!! It’s been so long that Cookies were spreading rumors about you being abducted!! I was starting to think you were kidnapped or-or worse…!”

Y/N Cookie: “Oh, pffft don’t worry Cream Ferret Cookie! I know you would’ve gone crazy if something bad happened to me, that’s why I’ve been sending letters to you every day! You…did check the mailbox for them, right?

Cream Ferret: “I…I didn’t see anything in the mail from you. Now that you mention it, all I’ve seen in the mail are some messages from other Cookies wanting to know where you were. Most of them were from those obsessive mercookies…”

Y/N: “Ah-I think I know what happened to my letters now.”

Cream Ferret: “Yeah, me to-…little one, why are you at the train station? Are you waiting for someone or…?”

Y/N: “Yeah, about that-“

Before you could answer Cream Ferret, you both jolted from feeling the ground beneath your feet shake. You both turned around to see a giant horde of Cookies rapidly approaching you, and a large kraken was at the frontlines of the horde.

“Y/N Cookie~!!! It’s been ages since we last saw you, where do you think you’re going~?”

Y/N: “….you wanted to know why I’m at the train?”

Cream Ferret: “Yeah-?”

Y/N: “There’s why, LETS GO NOW!”

Cream Ferret: “Huh-GUWHAA-!?

You tightly held onto Cream Ferret Cookie’s arm and yanked them with you onto the train. You shouted at the conductor to start the train immediately as the Cookie horde got closer.

Black Pearl: “Y/N COOKIE!!! GET BACK HERE, YOU CANT LEAVE!!”

Y/N (leaning out a window): “Can’t hear you, train’s moving, really loud ‘n stuff, gotta go BYEEEE!!”

[ferret-the-overseer]

ITS MATT REEVES AND JAMES GUNN THIS SHIT HAD BETTER BE ABSOLUTE GAS I SWEAR AKDJSKDHJAHD

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

[defibrillism]

going back to sleep now but like wow the way you talk about ford totally doesn't reflect your opinions on irl abuse victims or anything. i just saw someone call ford stupid because "nobody else would fall for bill's manipulation! ford is just that self-centered!" like. you may want to examine the message you're sending there 😁👍

[daughterofsarenrae]

Get tubed idiot

[maxcuntstappen]

F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x) (trash animal edition)

[ferret-the-overseer]

The miracle is the term limit and the senate/house/judicial control systems and the fact that states are increasingly cementing abortion access and queer rights into their constitutions. The miracle is the fact that let’s be honest he’s closer to a heart attack than four years in office. The miracle is that we’re still alive, we can still make change, and that we’re still us.

Let them try to take your miracles from you.

Then watch the fear in their eyes as they realize:

They can’t.

Miracles come from you.

They can’t take your miracles.

dear god please let there be a miracle

[chaotic-neutral-ferret]

never getting over marvin’s “oh fuck” at the end of something bad is happening (reprise). that shit knocks me out every time

[ferret-the-overseer]

since everything’s so shit right now (part 2)

So, I’m a writer. Some of y'all may know this (I’m looking at you all three of my followers who are also mutuals) (props to that one person who follows me who may or may not be a bot bc they’ve never posted or reblogged anything) (they’re probably a bot, anyway).

I went through a rough time about two years ago. I got through it when I met someone who brightened my life to a degree I had never thought possible. When I lost that person a few months ago, I managed to pick myself up recently. And I’m doing better now. But the important thing about the last two and a half years of my life is that no matter how it was going…

It got better.

I wrote my way through it.

Some of these things I wrote seemed very personal at the time, and some of them still are. But I think the most important thing about writing is sharing it with others. If you write anything no matter how “good” you think it is, it will mean something to someone else. To write is to create something in a truly unique way, something that could never come from anyone else. Share your writing. You never know how it will change someone’s life. Maybe it’s a small change, and they just have a moment of laughing or smiling. Maybe that's the first time they laughed or smiled in days, weeks, months. Maybe it was a bigger change, and they connected with what you wrote on a deeper level.

Maybe you saved their life.

Who knows.

But everyone experiences things. Sometimes the things are bad. Sometimes they’re good. It happens. We push through.

All that being said, I’m going to post some of these things I wrote. These are all true, all things that came from my mind as a result of my life. Some of them are thoughtful, some of them are dumb. Some of them are small, some of them are tedious. Maybe they’ll change someone’s life. Maybe no one will read them. I don’t know. But I created these things, and it is a privilege to be able to share them.

[otiksimr]

what if i give you cheese. i have so much. so much cheese. can i please hire your cheese thieves i have SO much cheese

i LIKE cheese but this is just. SO MUCH cheese

Rats. Get their ass.

[astro-b-o-y-d]

It actually bugs me so much how Tumblr messed up the order in the original ask because this was SO CUTE and everyone deserves to see it in its originally-ordered glory.

Anyway, lovely art by @ferretwhomst and original ask it was sent in here~!

[potters-little-ferret]

I'm actually quite in love with the idea of Lucius teaching Care of magical creatures. Hair tied back, up to his arms in dirt, passionately giving a lecture on teaching Niffler's how to nick someone's wallet.

Lucius: Listen up, children. Don't pay any attention to what that oaf said about sucking up to Hippogriffs. The real secret to taming one is to sass the bastard. I'll demonstrate. Buckbeak, sit. Buckbeak: *angry honking noises* Lucius: Bitch, did I stutter? Buckbeak: *sits*

[sealitsgills]

i just realized tumblr compresses the fuck out of like all of my drawings so heres a bunxh of zoom-ins of this cool pixel effect i do in EVERY SINGLE THING I DRAW!! that tumblr keeps HIDING FROM THE WORLD

p.s. please zoom into my art it looks cool

[aerowolf]

yall I'm really really normal about the time period parallels in legend of Korra. I'm so normal about the aesthetic and the RADIO ANNOUNCER AND THE ARCHITECTURE. AND THE AUTOMOBILES. AND THE ZEPPELINS. I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THIS