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REVIEWS SAY FALLOUT TV SERIES DOESN'T SUCK
#ladies and gentlemen: we fucking WON#maybe it really took a giant evil megacorporation and their robot personal assistant#to make a faithful adaptation of a franchise heavily involving both those very things#alright jeff bezos-- you can live. for today. but tomorrow all bets are off.#fallout
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Moira and I have a lot in common: we're both smart, academically gifted, a bit awkward, can't really dance but still enjoy it, sarcastic, cynical, rather logical AND we're getting played on a daily basis.
#moira o'deorain#overwatch#moira overwatch#crack post#overwatch moira#maybe i have a girlcrush on Moira after getting fucked over by a situationshit#my therapist will hear about this#i put my faith in science instead of people#I wonder if that's the meaning behind this voice line after she was ostracised from the science community#anyways i'm rambling#can i teleport myself into the OW universe and become her lab assistant pls#bad puns#nerd jokes#not funny haha funny attachment trauma
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Moral Orel doesn't seem 100% like a show I'd feel seen in if you don't know me but then I remember the episode with the special ed kids and underneath the usual satire on extremist bible belt religion it reminds me WAY too much of how actual special ed departments treated me and other kids growing up.
Like the writers must HAVE BEEN THERE IN LIFE, man. I'd kill to sit down with Dino Stamatopoulos and find out what the fuck inspired him and the other writing staff that day.
#husbandothings#moral orel#bonus fun tag rant? bonus fun tag rant...apparently#in those departments you are immediately written off as a tragic forever toddler by at least 50% of the staff regardless of your disability#there's good ones but the bad ones bring the fun spicy trauma#it doesn't matter how smart you actually are you gotta draw the sad face on that boy on the comic sans worksheet at the age of 15#in your free lesson spaces that you got because of reasons#if someone tells me they're a teaching assistant or have “qualifications” in autism and special needs development i immediately distrust#because I have never met a neurotypical person with those qualifications who knows how to treat kids like humans especially autistic kids#funniest part? I was mostly in the special ed department because of my hearing and not totally my undiagnosed autism#and a little because of wonky emotional development from get this...a freaking religious school#like i see adults in the show and i see the headteacher who tried to tell my parents i should forgive the bullies because jesus would#even though the truth is way more nuanced but he just wanted to wash his hands of it#it's funnier than it should be because that teacher would fit right in to this show for that and additional reasons I won't state here#my family were atheists but thought the school would be good#the weird thing is at that time as a little kid I liked the idea of believing in god but nothing that happened proved Him to me#and moral orel hits because it resonates with the fact i genuinely believe religion can do good and it's all about the people#the ones who want to use that faith for good in the world and surviving rough crap and not to do things that would make jesus flip tables#that has stuck with me for over a decade as has the people who felt the show reinforced their christianity#but anyway
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i was so neutral on milsiril dungeonmeshi because like she's a background character with no participation in the current plot and dungeon meshi has plenty of women more central to the story for me to spend my time on but oh my god the things people pull out of their ass and then treat as canon about this woman drive me nuts i have to be her strongest warrior now because people are extrapolating the wildest shit out of her like. four appearances.
#i think there's stuff to dislike about her sure but i'm always seeing stuff that's just like.#either an extremely bad faith reading or straight up not true#but paraded around like it's canon#like people are very weird about her role in mithrun's rehabilitation. acting like she had him tied up in her attic or something instead of#assisting with the goal of making him independent of her like. you'd think she was re-enacting Misery the way people talk about it
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Anyone notice Mr. Delver's been acting strange lately?? Stranger than usual ofc
#yappa art#nsftumblr#the mortuary assistant#raymond delver#i can't tag this as animation in good faith lkajksjdfakdjfs#anyways i was drawing this last night before bed and then in my dream he was sitting at a table drinking coffee just like this 😏
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@trashprinceward is fighting demons so I must send priests
(absolutely ripped from this post lol)
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sorry i acquired my adderall and took it
#toy txt post#I MAKE EGGS NOW. NO MORE POASTING. im right tho. if anyone goes on tirades about ai tho im turning reblogs off so fast#Assume good faith. and that im not talking about every single ai in existence being bad and wrong for the sin of being ai#but the annoyance in how it is pushed on everyone everywhere en masse and theres no goddamn escape from the topic. every social media is#jamming it into the search bar every tech company is making their own and wildly overapplying it#and quite frankly a bitch (ME) doesnt want it on my phone or computer and im right about. i should have the option to turn it off. it#should be easy. it should be actually fully off#also ill be honest im Pretty Stupid About Tech but they often feel. mm. Connected. these 2 things. siri and bixby and alexa listening to#shit and now its going to be an AI assistant? okay? it was bad then its bad now and now that we live in a world where you can go#'computer. enhance. computer. call dave' the novelty is fully worn off. i dont think its cool personally. id like to be able to turn it off#and not use it and not have it harvest everything it fucking hears to do god knows what with. thanks#OKAY. EGG TIME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Looking for a good scare but overwhelmed by the amount of horror games that promise big but leave you feeling flat? Need something that gives you chills for less than the price of a AAA title? Then look no further. In this article, we take a look at 15 of the most recent horror games that will leave you screaming for more!
#paranormasight#indie horror#horror games#gamersdecide#choo choo charles#bendy#bendy and the dark revival#faith#faith: the unholy trinity#the mortuary assistant#the quarry#my lovely wife#silt#hooked on you#dead by daylight#excavation of hobs barrow#endoparasitic#ghost song#birth#sorry we're open#rewind or die
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growing pains
(bitty/parse, rated E, posting weekly)
Maybe moving to Las Vegas right after his breakup with Jack wasn’t the best move for Bitty, but here he is: lonely and sad, and not really sure what to do with his life. Luckily, there is someone who knows everything there is to know about being heartbroken, lonely and sad in Vegas.
or, as i like to call it: “lmao this kid gets his heart broken by Zimms then moves to Vegas and has the audacity to tell me idk what I’m talking about? baby, been there done that!!!!! shut your pretty mouth and lemme help you” - kent parson, probably
featuring: a heavy zimbits breakup :(, lardo & bitty being besties, slow burn falling in love, kent parson and his million snapbacks, the las vegas aces being a bunch of good eggs, excessive texting, lots of vegan baked goods, kent parson's cat (whatever you call her), a little hockey violence, and an eventual happily ever after
i have 5 out of a total of 8 chapters written and ready to go and i’m steadily working on the final 3, so while this fic is not finished, i intend to update every tuesday, meaning we’ll be all done just in time for kenny’s birthday!! here we gooooooooo:
chapter one: an oat latte and a carrot cupcake to go
#i want to say i estimate this to be like 45k when it's all done but it may be a little bit longer???#all of it has spiralled out of control ever since chapter 1#so who fucking knows really#not me!!!!#ALSO: love and kisses to tee and ali and flux and karol and starry. i'm useless without your support/faith/assistance#bittyparse#eric bittle/kent parson#omgcp#check please#growing pains#[insert keyboard emoji here]
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okay.
I think this guy is the real deal. everything is lining up with what I know of him. meaning, I can actually add his information to the blog. think of him as... a guest. and an ally!
given his lack of relevancy to this world, his magic is very... lackluster. at present, he can barely cast a cantrip. thankfully we can both access the astral plane just fine, so it's not like he's trapped here forever. he can leave of his own accord. in his own words, "I will linger just a bit longer if only to assist in preventing yet another unforeseen apocalypse."
...I wonder if I can make him pay rent.
#angel.txt#thank you everyone for your assistance! he might answer asks periodically either in text or voice format.#and no he's not interested in the croaker or the faith surrounding him or the transformation caves.#but he's not about to let someone die which is good to know.
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“Let God be the air in which your heart breathes at ease.” St. Francis de Sales
#assistance of God#quotes#St. Francis de Sales#Let God be the air in which your heart breathes at ease#Let God be the air#air#heart#breath#breath at ease#at ease#God#Jesus#Christ#Jesus Christ#Father#Son#Holy Spirit#Holy Trinity#christian religion#faith#hope#love#stress reliever
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gege making it very clear that gojo does Not have a teaching license and would only maybe get good grades in science but nothing else is so funny to me
#the general subjects are covered by assistants and windows 😭#tbd#ALSO SAYING HE ISNT FAITHFUL? IM HOLLERING
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In June I was caught in a flash flood. Our family vehicle was totaled and the insurance paid it off but didn't replace it. Anything would seriously help. Thank you. Please share.
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If I had a nickel for every time I had to watch "I can't believe they're doing this!! This is heinous, who could have seen this coming?! <thing a minority group repeatedly and explicitly said would happen if x other thing went unchallenged>" I could afford to live somewhere with fewer human rights violations
#m/cc#negative#'transition and abortion restrictions I understand but criminalizing transition and overturning Roe v Wade?!'#'and NOW talking about overturning gay marriage?! and interracial marriage??'#woah maybe if you'd listened to the trans people who said heavy transition restrictions were setting a dangerous precedent on#bodily autonomy and LGBTQ rights you could've maybe made a plan for what to do if these things were proposed#this is also specifically about everyone shocked and horrified that medically assisted death is being pushed on people with depression#WE TOLD YOU THIS. WE TOLD YOU EVERY TIME THAT IT WON'T BE USED ALL IN GOOD FAITH#DISABLED PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR DECADES. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN LISTENING#THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you ignore disabled people's warnings about eugenics because you're not disabled#EVENTUALLY IT WILL EFFECT YOU#and you will be shocked every time!!#eugenics will not stop at the smaller subgroup you aren't part of. it's the testing ground for tolerance#you think they're really like 'oh trans people are gross but gay people are a-ok' or 'the person who's terminally ill deserves to die (!!)#but certainly not the person with painful cancer treatment#or permanent disability#or chronic illness#or serious long term mental health problems#or intellectual or cognitive disability#those people OBVIOUSLY can find quality of life still. it's ONLY these specific people that should be offered death as a solution'#I'm just exhausted. I feel like my voice is hoarse from screaming about this. conservatives do not see a difference between#killing a future baby via 'sterilizing' HRT or surgery and abortion or birth control#or gay people vs trans people as a risk to children#ableists see 'no possible quality of life' in both constant unbearable physical agony without ease and in treatment resistant depression#no difference between the prototypical Right to Die patient and someone who can absolutely have high quality of life#and with the last one any US people who didn't see this coming have never dealt with the US healthcare system long-term#when I took my medical and healthcare ethics course I was So uncomfortable because it was. so clearly written by someone not a part of it#'hospitals would never WANT someone to use euthanasia.' I can think of five reasons off the top of my head for why they would#politics#current events
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Devotional for Friday 09/15/23 from Rev. Paul Bern
Look In The Mirror With Holy Spirit's Help! https://pureglory.net/2023/09/15/look-in-the-mirror-with-holy-spirits-help/ via @pureglory1gmail Devotional for Friday 09/15/23 from Rev. Paul Bern
#HolySpirit#help#assistance#Bible#Jesus#encouragement#faith#God#heart#life#love#lifestyle#transformation
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a little death occurs, a sad infection, the creative possibilities and vitality of social experience fallen and besmirched, whenever someone holds that physical attributes, the reduction of the powers of the face, are the grounds of one’s merits or worth. the physical is given too much credence in the wrong ways
#text#this is obvious but so many still allow it to become a daemon in their brains that stifles their freedom and that of others if projected#or assist in elevating and thus propagating a specific paradigm of physical attractiveness to master's discourse#misunderstanding why faith in biological libido/teleology can be a great problem#the obvious or redundant is hated because we are sickened by noise
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