#the fairy of cheese🧀

[recycledraccoon]

May I offer some cheese 🧀 for some Inkblade headcannons? 🥺

Alright. Alright ok.

I've tormented @omamorens with this MULTIPLE TIMES and now I'm inflicting it on a wider audience.

Oisin and Adaine's romance is violent. Anybody unfamiliar with dragonborn courting look in on this and thing it's the MOST toxic thing in the world. Adaine probably recognizes this on some level as SHES not even super familiar with dragonborn culture and courting.

But to Oisin? He is LITERALLY living a childhood fairytale.

And that fairy tale is the story of the Dragon, Princess, and Knight, as told to him as a hatchling, like it was told to his sibling and mother and grandparents and so many others of a dragons bloodline.

Think about it.

Why do Dragons kidnap Princesses? They already live on a mountain of gold and jewels, the few scraps of jewels they could get from a princess pales in comparison and it such a risk to bring that much direct attention from an entire kingdom on yourself, even as an incredibly powerful dragon. What are they going to do with her? Eat her? Let her waste away? A princesses lifespan, elven maidens not included, are a blink of an eye in the face of the lifespan of a Dragon.

There is truly no meaningful reason why a Dragon would kidnap a Princess. It's just not worth the cost and effort for no meaningful reward.

There is only one thing a Dragon can guarantee by kidnapping a princess. And that's summoning knights to come try to take her back.

Dragon courting comes in two major stages.

Combat.

Sharing of hoard.

Dragons are apex predators. They highly valued strength and power. It must be so novel, so intimate to them, to experience the singular intensity that comes with being hunted down. The Dragon becomes the center of the Knights world, their focus. Its all centered on killing them.

Others hunt dragons down all the time to get their hoards, it's what the dragon madness manifests to avenge against. But I don't think it would, because the kidnapping of the princess is an invitation and offer, it is not being stolen.

So they come, they battle, and the truly worthy kill the dragon and take the Princess home. But they always get the dragons hoard too. Sometimes they end up with armor fashioned from the scales of their fallen foe. They go on the rest of their lives known as a Dragonslayer.

To the races of man, this is a story of triumph over evil. Of worthy knights proving themselves and the romance of saving the trapped maiden and being a hero.

To dragons this is a beautifully tragic romance for the ages. The Knight comes and proves themselves as having all the strength and power of a dragon, they are worthy. They take the gold left behind, all the treasures, all the things the Dragon values most, haunted by Dragon Madness they may never even feel the effects of because this was not stolen from the dragon after their demise, this was a gift to a lover. The Knight wears their scales as protection forever after, they are known as Dragonslayer like taking a lovers name after marriage. Their fates and histories are tied together for as long as either of them will be remembered. You can not forget one without forgetting the other.

This is the intimate intertwining of fates forever. Dragons swoon over these tales, when parents of humanoid races tell a fairytale of a romance between the knight and princesses and their mutual foe, the dragons tell their children of the romance eternal of the Knight and their dragon, and the princess who was gracious enough to officiate for them.

And sometimes, Dragons meet their Knights and it ends not in the blood upon steel they crave, but in a tumble of bodies for an even more dangerous fight, breathless and euphoric. And that's how you get Dragonborns.

So Oisin sees Adaine hating him, feels their magic clash and the intensity of her hatred and determination to kick his ass, and he feels closer to his ancestors than ever before, falling into the same trap as all of them on falling in love with the one whose violence you crave. He see's his own blood dripping from Adaine Abernant's sword and the pounding in his heart is enough to shake the world with the intensity of his feelings.

Oh one day there will be softness too, it will not be like this forever, but this is always how it starts for them, and it will never quite leave.

Anyway one day the Rat Grinders and Bad Kids are gonna end up chatting and fairy tales will come up and Oisin will sigh wistfully about the most romantic fairy tales he was told as a hatchling and despite everything those were such formative memories that he holds tenderly in his heart.

"what fairy tales??"

"the romances between the dragons and the knights who kill them?? You know, with the princesses?"

And EVERYBODY is like WTF.

Except Mary Ann.

Mary Ann, also of some type of dragonic heritage, ALSO grew up with these stories and fully agrees with him. Its all very romantic. Gorgug's absolute HATRED of her during Junior year was very attractive.

ALSO the Princess in Adaine and Oisin's story is Boggy.

Boggy is the princess and whenever the frog decides to go hang out with Oisin and Adaine assumes Oisin stole her summon it's playing RIGHT into this fantasy. At some point Oisin thinks he needs to get Boggy a little tiara.

[sundove88]

Cookie Run Ovenbreak and Kingdom- Which Legendary or Ancient are You?

Just something I wanted to do for fun. Enjoy!

January- Moonlight 🌙

February- Hollyberry 🍓

March- Fire Spirit 🔥

April- White Lily 🌸

May- Wind Archer 🍃

June- Pure Vanilla ⭐️

July- Sea Fairy 🌊

August- Golden Cheese 🧀

September- Black Pearl 🧜‍♀️

October- Timekeeper ⏰

November- Dark Cacao 🗡️

December- Millennial Tree 🌳

Which Ancient/Legendary are you? I got Pure Vanilla!

[catindabag]

Some extra “facts” and interesting weird info about a certain self proclaimed tiger lady house cat in my TBOSAS on Crack!AU.

One of my great THG buddies was asking about Tigris Snow and her weird cheese addiction. So I just had to write some things down before I write my next short take.

Tigris Snow is extremely addicted to cheese. She’s a certified cheese addict and “cheese thief” since the day she and her little cousin (Coryo) lost their marbles after the war ended.🧀

No one knows why, but little Tigris Snow claimed that the “cheese fairies” came to her in a dream one day and saved her and her little cousin from death and starvation.

Don’t worry. Crazy Coryo Snow doesn’t mind that his poor cousin is addicted to cheese and believes in some “mythical” cheese fairies. He has his own addictions (cabbages) and problems (Highbottom & Dr. Gaul) to worry about.

In truth, Coryo’s “mythical” cabbage deities and lima bean elves commanded him to ignore the “calling of the cheese” in order to stay pretty for his sugar daddy (Sejanus).

At least both of them inherited their family’s rare ability to bargain with wild animals. They can even converse with “sacred” rabid raccoons, poisonous snakes, and wild squirrels without getting attacked.

Meanwhile, the Creeds can talk to sewer rats and fat chinchillas for some reason.

And the Ravinstills have a rare ability to command an army of Bichon Frisé puppies to do their dirty jobs for them.

Sadly, Tigris was recently fired by Fabricia Whatnot for secretly stealing and eating expensive cheese cubes and cheddar chicken sandwiches all day.

She said that her cheese fairies made her do it. A food sacrifice must be made before the “hour of the owl” in order to satisfy the ancient cheese deities of the “Golden Arches” (McDonald’s) who once ruled Panem (America) even before it existed.

Moreover, our sweet tiger was actually sewing and hiding little cheese cubes inside some of the dresses on accident purpose without Fabricia noticing. Her co-workers didn’t even know about the cheese cubes until some unfortunate lady complained about the smell.😔

That’s why our dear Tigris Snow is currently unemployed and living her best happy-go-lucky “house cat” life in Corso.

But crazy unemployed Nero Price is her worst nightmare. He’s a self proclaimed werewolf who howls at the moon all night.

She’s a poor skinny cat and Price is a crazy werewolf who runs around the city (like a wild dog) looking for rabid raccoons and Peacekeepers to fight. So it’s better for the tiger to stay home with the Grandma’am.

At least her little cousin (Coryo) buys her the best cheese tarts and sugar sticks after school (using his rich sugar daddy’s money of course).

So yeah. Tigris Snow is now the NEET (not in education, employment or training) Cat Queen in this weird universe.

However, the Grandma’am doesn’t mind. She already has big plans with old Strabo Plinth to rule Panem from the shadows after Coryo marries into the Plinth family and their fortune.

And yes, our poor malnourish looking Cabbage Boy (Coryo) is actually the real breadwinner of the family.

Coryo marrying his long time sugar daddy boyfriend (Sejanus) was the best decision he and his family ever made.🥰

At least love-struck Sejanus Plinth was willing to pay for his poor sugar baby’s bills, rent, and groceries.

So after Coryo and Seji Pie got married and had their 24 (and more) babies, crazy cat auntie Tigris decided to finally settle down and became an official cheese merchant in Corso.

She (now) even has the time to talk to her mythical cheese fairy friends without being interrupted by evil Fabricia Whatnot.

She, along with Ma Plinth also like to spend old Strabo Plinth’s filthy money on the sweetest cheesecakes and weird looking clothing hangers every weekend.

Unfortunately, Ma Plinth is the only sane person who believes in Tigris Snow’s little cheese fairy friends.

Ma even joined Tigris Snow’s little secret organization called ✨The Cult of The Golden Arches✨. But to be fair, crazy Palmyra Monty and Festus Creed are the only other official members of her cult.

Too bad. Nobody could see those little cheese fairies except for Tigris and Coryo.

However, poor crazy Coryo likes to ignore his cousin’s mythical “beasts” because he claims that his cabbage deities and lima bean elves don’t want him to bow and worship some weird annoying creatures who divided the old world with their “Golden Arches” (McDonald’s).

Reject the cheese! Bow before the cabbage!

Yeah, I know. The poor Snow cousins are unashamedly crazy and delusional with their cheese fairies, ancient food deities, sacred animals, talking cabbages, and lima bean elves.😂

But don’t be sad. Our crazy cheese tiger is still into fashion and making clothes for her little cousin and his 24 (and more) gorgeous children with Sejanus.

But selling and eating cheese is her true passion and calling (in this life anyway).🧀

[brits4gerardway]

the alien fairy has come and blessed your aliens wherever they may be 🧚‍♂️

thank you alien fairy !! ✨️:O

have a slice of cheese for your efforts -> 🧀

[curewhimsy]

funny resonate bios (WIP)

Amelie Sugar

Gender: Magical girl 💖

Amount of brain cells: 1 to 5 depending on how much sugar she’s had 🍮

She’s the pinkest sparkle fairy on the planet. And if you don’t pink so, then pink again. She’s animated and expressive and has huge pink magical girl energy. 🌸

Yuki Aizaki

Gender: Ikemen but a woman so an ikewoman I guess

Amount of brain cells: 0

She’s gloomy and unfortunate. She’s the type of person who orders the Sad Meal at McDonalds and goes to the cemetery for a relaxing vacation.   😢

Joy Smiley

Gender: Clown 🤡

Amount of brain cells: -50 with a cherry on top

She’s a clown idol with a PhD in Garfield: Lasagna World Tour and various degrees in tomfoolery and clownery.

Yume Yozora

Gender: No

Amount of brain cells: 404 (not found)

A goth gamer girl whose words drip with sarcasm. She’s also an alien robot from outer space who rebelled against her dystopian creators. Rock on you funky little alien! 👽🤖

Lanyue Fei

Gender: Gentleman

Amount of brain cells: roughly 20

He’s bi, he’s shy, he’s ready to cry. He has blue hair, and wears a blue tie, but he’s not Hatsune Miku. This classy, sometimes sassy little gentlemanlet is usually a soft-spoken sensitive soul. But when he’s with Juhong, he starts yelling and throwing (his expensively gloved) hands. He is a dramatically dapper dandy dude who wears a fancy tailcoat and is never seen without a monocle and one of those pocket watch things. 🧐

Juhong Cha

Gender: Tumblr Sexyman

Amount of brain cells: -999,999,999

One time he microwaved a Nintendo DS because his Pokémon was frozen during battle and wouldn’t thaw. He also burnt down an orphanage but he doesn’t like to talk about that. Juhong secretly has intensely burning romantic feelings for Lanyue and his dream is to dramatically propose to him with a giant chicken nugget in the middle of his favorite Chuck E. Cheese.

Rhona Hydra

Gender: Fish 🐟

Amount of brain cells: 100 but only when she’s underwater

She can taste the differences in bottled water brands. Rumor has it that she writes erotic poetry about bodies of water. She might have some sort of fetish there. 🌊

Luana Kai

Gender: Pirate

Amount of brain cells: -800

She once swallowed a rusty nail on a dare without any liquid to push it down. She ended up needing surgery. That’s how she got the scar on her abdomen but she lies and tells everyone she got it from wrestling a bear shark. Even though this isn’t true, there is something she fears far more than bear sharks: Her own emotions. 🌈

Nagisa Onda

Gender: Cute (๑･̑◡･̑๑)

Amount of brain cells: 69

She has a crush on Rhona-senpai. She is a girl who stepped straight out of a shoujo manga. ✨✨

Rie Hibiki

Gender: Yes

Amount of brain cells: negative infinity

She’s one of those Minecraft people. She likes to think she’s hardcore, but only thing hard about her is her skull. 💀

Sonata Coda

Gender: The Darkness ●

Amount of brain cells: 4 because it’s the scary number

She is the darkness, she is the edge. The hater of all things fun, she will banish you to the shadow realm if you suggest she’s a tsundere. 😠😡😠😡

Saga Bell

Gender: Himbo

Amount of brain cells: it is a mystery 👻

Cheesy boy who likes magical girl shows. He’s an absolute connoisseur of cheese. His favorite kinds of cheese are gouda, parmesan, and romantic comedies. He delivers power of friendship speeches that are so cheesy that the villains get upset stomachs from all the lactose. 🧀

Aya Hart

Gender: Gyaru

Amount of brain cells: 🍔

She’s the burger queen, which is like the dancing queen but tastier. 

Kiri Takamori

Gender: Furry

Amount of brain cells: Over 9000 🤯

Having the most brain cells can be an awful burden. 😔 She has a crush on Rie she doesn’t want to have. We don’t blame her. She’s also a furry or something. 😺

Chija Song

Gender: Chungus

Amount of brain cells: 789

She’s the owner of the yuri goggles. 🧍‍♀️❤️🧍‍♀️She ships Rhona and Nagisa. She also lives in a haunted mansion complete with monsters under the bed.

[softjays]

30 days of agere day 10: favorite book!

decided to go with a kid's book for this one just to keep on theme, the stinky cheese man! i loved this one and the other one about the big bad wolf, the silly art style and retelling of fairy tales was always so much fun.

it's been a very hot minute since i've read this book so i did have to just go with a general "reading a kids' picture book" theme for half because i wasn't sure what else to do, but it's fine lol.

🧀🧚🧀 🧚🧀🧚 🧀🧚🧀

[newhologram]

The power of cheese and fairy spring🧀🧚‍♀️ New Plays Stardew Valley: Aoao Spring 2!🌸🧀🦆

[cconfusedkat]

NOOOO YOU MUST SHARE THE CHEESE

a lil better now, but still feeling down, drawing fairy plushy to cope

🧀🧀🧀

ILL SHARE THE CHEESE FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SANITY ,,,,, Im sorry though :'-33 🫂🫂 FAIRY PLUSHY FAIRY PLUSHY shoutout to Plushy (just. Just shoutout to plushy thats the entire sentence)

[timelessstorytelling]

Unlock Your Creative Potential: Childhood Myths We Believed Were True

Introduction

Remember the days when your world was filled with magic and wonder? As a child, you believed in things that may seem utterly absurd now. Let's take a journey down memory lane and explore those cherished childhood myths that were never true. Get ready to relive those innocent moments and smile.

1. Santa Claus

🎅 Believed in Santa Claus? We all did!

🎁 Left out cookies, stockings, and waited for gifts.

🎄 Magic of Christmas lives on even after we discovered the truth.

2. Tooth Fairy

🧚 The enchanting Tooth Fairy.

💰 Lost teeth meant a tiny reward.

😁 Memories of toothless grins and surprises.

3. The Bogeyman

👻 Fear of the Bogeyman kept us in line.

🌙 A shadowy figure lurking in the dark.

😅 Turns out, it was just a myth.

4. Moon Being Made of Cheese

🧀 "The moon is made of green cheese," they said.

🌝 Childhood imagination soared.

🚀 Now we know it's made of rock and dust.

5. Swallowed Gum Myth

🍬 Swallowing gum would stick around for seven years.

🤔 We pondered over gum-filled bellies.

💪 In reality, it passes through like any other food.

6. Animals Talking Like Humans

🐭 Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny - animals that talked!

📚 Books and movies brought animals to life.

🐾 Encouraged a love for the animal kingdom.

Conclusion

Childhood myths added a layer of enchantment to our early years. Though they were never true, they shaped our imagination and made our world more magical. As adults, we've outgrown these beliefs, but the nostalgia and fond memories linger on.

Call-to-Action

Share this article with friends and reminisce about your childhood myths. What were your favorite childhood beliefs? Let's keep the magic alive!

In Summary

Childhood myths filled our early years with magic.

Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, and more added enchantment.

These myths may not be true, but they're a part of our cherished memories.

Share your favorite childhood myths and keep the magic alive!

[wangramen]

🍜 K-Drama Ramen Scenes That’ll Make You Hungry! 🍜

K-Dramas aren't just about romance & drama—they also make us crave a steaming bowl of Korean ramen! From Goblin's late-night bonding over noodles to Crash Landing on You's unforgettable ramen date, these iconic ramen scenes bring warmth, nostalgia & connection.

🔥 Must-Try K-Drama Inspired Ramen Flavors:🥢 Kimchi Ramen – Spicy & tangy like Goblin's heartfelt moments 🌶️ Spicy Chicken Ramen – Just as fiery as Strong Woman Do Bong-Soon🧀 Cheese Ramen – Creamy comfort from Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok-Joo🐟 Seafood Ramen – Vibrant flavors like Itaewon Class

Ready to relive these iconic K-drama moments with a bowl of delicious Korean ramen? 🍜✨

🔗 Read the full blog here: Read More.

[screampied]

hi !! soooo i saw u had a bunch of anons who are emojis :00 can i be 🍯🧀 anon pls 🥺

(ik honey and cheese might seem weird but maybe not :p) but like... i js came back from this brazilian restaurant that made grilled cheese(cheese. but grilled :3) with this HONEY SAUCE EJEJIEKEKEJDJFJJFKF it was sooo good

and they had lambbbbb omg the lAMB

anyways yes i like good food lol- nice to meet u !!

...

also what's ur opinion of maki??

hiiiii ofc welcome loviepie 🫂🫂.

ouuuugh that sounds so yummy i gotta try that one day !!!! but hihi again nice to meet u <3 how’s your day going so far? 🧚🏽

and i loveeee maki. she’s so cool 💔

real 🙂‍↕️. fairy nonnie did you see his shower scene i almost died when the towel was about to fall off

[reviews-and-faqs]

🌟✨Just got a grant from the 'Anonymous Hope Fund,' and I'm shooketh! It's like they sprinkled magic fairy dust on my dreams. I'm off to pursue my wild dreams of becoming a cheese sculptor in the Swiss Alps 🧀🏔️.

Check out www.ahfgrants.com and tell me I'm not living the dream 🦄.

[flweurlilac]

❀ About The Fairy ❀

hello lovlies? How u doing hmm? I hope ur doing jst fine! First where do i begin...? Ah.. My name? My name is Elilac, some people called me eli/el but other people also called Lilac, my favorite color is just like my name which is e'Lilac' loll, i'm in my early twenties right now, i'm a chubby woman and my height was 5,2 or 160 cm. I'm a infp and also a cat mom lol ♡ i'm a simp for big guy like Hoshigaki Kisame from Naruto and Arataki Itto from Genshin Impact 🫣. They're jst so big and yummy i couldnt hold myself lol– besides that, i also a sucker for Kim 'Horangi' Hong Jin from Call of Duty, and i really love nerds bruh.. Like example um Tsukishima kei probably like i mean idk if he was kind of nerds bcs i sometimes misread nerds as shy ppl but i know that tsukishima kei can be really mean sometimes but its ok bcs he is sooooo yum he is so fine i jst cant to not love him lolol ♡♡

Favorite style?

I love Dollette style and Cottagecore style, espesially if they put like a spark of lilac/lavender/soft purple color into it, its like godly ❀.

Favorite food?

I loooooooveee salty foods (yum) like seaweed for example its just soooo gooddd like the crunch of it & the saltiness of it.. Its jst really good so yeah i love them hehe, also i really love cheese 🧀 *yum sounds from roblox intensified*

[munsonsfairy]

You smell like earring cheese 🧀 and we all know what that smells like

Peeee u fairy what’s wrong w you

meanie :(

[surveystodestressme]

321.

What was the name of the main character in the last book you read? Dave and John are the 2 main characters in the book i’m currently reading

Do you own a pair of Disney pajamas? I don’t.

What are three of your favorite toppings for salads? croutons, bacon bits, hard boiled egg

What was the last place you went out to eat? i don’t remember honestly

Do you have a lot of clutter in your home? kind of

What was the last pill you took? 💊 I took my birth control last night before bed

Are you happy with your current doctor? 👩‍⚕️🩺 I haven’t seen a doctor in a while i am actually hoping to make an appointment soon so here’s hoping

Is there a bottle of Benadryl in your medicine cabinet? yes

Do you take vitamins? I do not

Does your hair need to be washed right now? nah

What was the last thing you ate? pasta

Do you prefer pizza or hot dogs? 🌭 🍕 Pizza. I wouldn’t consider hotdogs popular here at all and I never really get the craving for those.

What is your favorite pizza topping? 🍕 pepperoni

Is your dad a jerk? i don’t think so

What color are your fingernails painted? They’re not painted currently

Is anyone in your family currently in the military? my sister is in the air force

What was the last thing you bought at the dollar store? yarn probably or halloween decorations

Are prices of things going up where you live? i feel like they always are

What color was the last carpet you sat on? Brown.

What is your favorite dog breed? golden retreivers

When was the last time you wore make-up? 💄 probably a couple weeks ago

What was the last thing you ordered at the last restaurant you went to? i don’t remember where i last went

What was the last thing you wore that was pink? no idea, i don’t have a lot of pink clothing items

Name three people you know, if any, that currently live in another country. i have a friend from ireland but that’s the only person i know out of the country

Name three people you know who are from another country (and what countries?) ^^^^^^

What are your grandmas' names? carol and bonnie

If applicable, who lives across the hall from you? nobody

Have you ever heard of "fairy hair"? (It's tinsel in the hair that gets put in permanently...it's like tinsel highlights.) i have, it’s super cute but i don’t think it ever would’ve suited me

Have you found any gray hairs on your head? i don’t think so

If applicable, how old were you when you found your first gray hair? -

Do you think you will dye your hair when it's gone gray? nah

Do you have a sister-in-law? i do not

Do you have a brother-in-law? nope

When was the last time you went swimming? 👙 ☀️ last night technically but i only really got in the hot tub

Do you own a bikini? plenty

What color is your bike, if you own one? red

If you were a rockstar, what color guitar would you have? 🎸 red or black

What are three places you've been on vacation that you've enjoyed? san diego, virginia beach, washington dc

Does your home have carpeted floors? it does

What color was the last scarf you wore? black and white

What was the last spicy thing you ate? my lunch

Do you like sushi? 🍣 Yessss.

When was the last time you had sushi? 🍱 probably last week, i usually have it weekly

Can you see a box from where you are sitting right now? yes

Would you rather sing or dance? 🎤 💃 Sing.

What color was the last sports bra you wore, if applicable? Black.

What is your nicest neighbor's name? my upstairs name is john and he seems pretty chill

Would you rather have a personal chef or personal house cleaner? house cleaner for sure., i hate cleaning

Do you have any zits on your face right now? yeah

Do you wear glasses or contacts? both

How many Britney Spears albums have you owned? None.

What was the first concert you went to? alabama shakes

Do you like cheese? 🧀 I do

What are three of your favorite things to sprinkle cheese on top of? i like to sprinkle cheese on just about anything

What are three of your favorite bakery items? i don’t know, bread?

When was the last time you went to a bakery? 🧁 i don’t really go to the bakery very often

Do you prefer coffee or chai? ☕️ Coffee.

Do you know what "chai" means? Nope.

What are three other names you like that start with the same letter as your name? i don’t know

What are three creative hobbies you enjoy? I like crocheting, i like making things with resin, i like reading and playing video games

Is there a bag or basket of yarn somewhere in your home? 🧶 it’s a drawer

Do you ever wear skirts? occasionally

Do you ever find it hard to live in a world where nobody cares? yeah

Would you rather have a tattoo of a skull or a flower? either or honestly i have both already

Have you ever had to take steroids? 💊 Nope

What are three of the worst withdrawal effects or side effects you have experienced from a medication? 💊 I don’t think i have

What are three things you like about church? Nothing.

What are three things you dislike about church? Everything.

Does your town have a horse and carriage company? Not that i know of

Who are three of the biggest jerks you know? I consider a lot of people jerks

Have you ever met a Jason that you didn't like? yeah, one of my old managers

Have you ever had a friend named Sarah? yes

Did you go to school with a Suzy? not that i know of

What was the name of the person who bullied you the most in high school? i don’t even remember at this point

Do you know someone named Matthew? it’s been a while but yeah

...Mark? yeah

....Luke? yeah

....John? nope

Have you ever been friends with an Ashley? i don’t think so

....an Emily? No.

....a Jessica? that’s my cousin

....a David? none that i’ve been friends with

Have you ever dated a Matthew? Nope but my friend has

Who was the last person you remember hanging up on you? i don’t knoq

How's your heart? Are you wounded? 💔 It’s okay right now

What was the last type of pie you ate? I don’t really eat pie

Are you happy today? yeah

What time did you wake up this morning? around 6:30

And last but not least, did you enjoy this survey? sure