#the fact I had it as my pfp too

[herrscherofmetal]

“Your old art wasn’t that bad”

YES THE FUCK IT WAS

[smeagles]

wait so ppl on twitter now think mikey way is dark maga bc they just now found out that his wife follows an ig account that is supportive of rfk jr. ok.

[comingdownwithme]

i am so in love with your art, specifically TOBY and jeff ohhhhh my god. oh my godf. its thebest thing ever. 3 of my pfps in places are your art and it might grow into more just bc i love it so bad. specifically trans toby i love how u draw him i feel ILL. ive never sent an ask in my life but i am on my KNEES begging for u to never stop drawing them because it is the best thing ever ever ever. tried to change my pfp once from one of ur art pieces and had to immediately switch back cause i loved it too much. i love how u draw his stubble and i love whatever is under his nose im 80% its a septum. i love how u draw his slightly squinted eyes and big loser smile. im sooooo in love with your art its like i just stumbled upon gods most gracious fucking deer accompanied by the worlds most cuteugly opossum. i felt the neurons in my brain shift into hearts when i found your art.

OUGHH??? OAUSGGHH???? THANK,,, THANK YOU??? THIS IS SO SWEET RARGRGRHH

Have the fucked up deer (and his cuteugly opposum ig), glad you like the way I draw him and also the fact that you're using my art as pfps??? I'm so honored????

(And yeah it's a septum piercing ^^)

[pupyuj]

[cw: g!p yujin (nobody’s surprised), puppy hybrid!yujin, puppy kink (duh), breeding, masturbation, praise kink, anal, oral fixation, breeding kink]

look at these pics and tell me she isn’t the most puppy idol ever 🤨🤨 i am going back to half of my roots and writing about pup hybrid yuj to get a momentum going 🤩💕 and the other half the roots in question⁉️ look at my pfp. MAYBE WE’LL GET JOCK!YUJ AFTER??? WINK WONK 😍🥰❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

yujinnie being your helpless whelp of a roommate who turns out to be a pup who has conveniently gone into a rut when you got home ☺️☺️

the moment you entered your shared apartment and didn’t find yujin snacking on some cereal while binge-watching some random show on the tv, you knew something was up! it was rare for her to not be waiting for you when you happened to be away—you have grown close over the years after all, it was only natural for her to be so clingy towards you 🥺 even when you called out to her, she didn’t come running! you figured she must be in the shower, which was a shame considering you had bought her favourite food and intended to share it with her over wine and a 90s romcom movie 😣😣 and you even got matching sweaters for the two of you! no matter tho you were just going to leave that gift on her bed and invite her over to the dining table after she’s finished… until you figured out that she wasn’t in the shower at all 🫣

with her door being haphazardly half-open and yujin herself being so loud that you can hear her from on top of the stairs even though her room was at the end of the hallway… yeah, you didn’t have to guess what the fuck she was doing in there! 🤭 ugh as perverted it was, you couldn’t help but be curious! hell, it wasn’t everyday you see this side of yujin… so why not take advantage of it?! and so you peek through the small crack her door had offered and there your roommate was… grinding on her pillow so desperately with her puppy ears and tail—how cute!

wait a minute… ears and tail? unfortunately you didn’t have much time to process that no, your roommate did not stop by a sex toy shop to buy fake puppy ears and a tail butt plug and that she is an actual puppy bcs yujin could smell your scent from a mile away! 😭 her mind was just so clouded that she couldn’t stop herself before she got caught :(( yujin, looking at you so shocked but all of that was quickly replaced with lust bcs she needed your help‼️‼️ there was no time for explanation nor to feel ashamed or anything of the sort—she needed to breed. breed you, specifically.

and oh! she was so pitiful ☹️☹️ looking at you with teary eyes and the cutest pout ever while she pleads 🥺 “(y/n), p-please…! i need help. j-just this once, i p-promise…” aww… there was no way you could say no to that face! and she was so nice about it too, it was practically impossible to turn away! ugh seeing her tail wag as you approached her melted your heart… but you found yourself rather surprised to see a wet little spot on her short, as well as her rock-hard bulge poking out 🫣 yujinnie being so adorable with her red cheeks as she tries to hide the fact that she was so horny even just a little bit.. but then you climbed onto the bed and sat across from her, all the more ready to give her what she wants and there she sat, so desperate to just have you ride her already but yujinnie knew she had to be patient! bad pups get punished after all!

“let me see it, yuj-ah,” you said as you tugged on the waistband of her shorts, looking at yujin in such a way that had her folding and obeying you immediately 🥺🥺 yujinnie eagerly slipping out of her shorts and underwear, revealing her cock, already so wet with precum you could practically take her without any lube! and it didn’t look like she intended to use any precautions bcs she just pulls on your shirt and purses her lips at you 🥺 “hm?” ofc you’d act all clueless just to tease her 🤭🤭 you ignored yujinnie’s whining and just went ahead and took her cock in your hand,, and suddenly, yujin just opted to sit back and not rush into anything! ☺️

“i knew you were big but fuck… i can barely close my hand around this,” you said as you slowly jerked her off, eyes boring into yujin’s soul while the pup helplessly moans into the air. and is she… yup, she’s drooling‼️ “you must’ve wanted this a long time, huh? poor girl… you should’ve said something! i wouldn’t have taken so long to go home if you just told me you needed to use me…” grabbing her chin and wiping the drool off with your thumb only for you to shove it inside her mouth, and yujinnie eagerly sucked on it!! “you really are like a puppy, huh?” you’d asked all amused while yujin made a mess on your hand.. she really can’t help it! :((

oh she just looked so cute with her little puppy ears that you had to grab her face with both hands and kiss her! as much as yujin loved the way your lips taste, she has to cum inside you before she goes insane‼️‼️ her pulling you to her lap, squeezing your ass and whining as you grinded on her 🫣 what you didn’t expect was yujin laying you down and mounting over you, practically ripping your shorts and panties off 🤭 still though, yujinnie would still have the time to admire your cunt.. licking her lips and getting impossibly harder at the thought of breeding you full of her pups 🫣🫣 but then she gets the genius idea of grabbing your waist and turning you over.. not even giving you a heads up before she inserts her throbbing cock inside you… her moaning so loudly at how good it feels and how your tight hole completely sucked her cock in 😣

ugh god she was so big that it would take a while until she was completely inside you… feeling so full that you can barely comprehend what was happening but yujin helped with that!! her thrusts being so overwhelming—deep and fast—that you had to try and get her under control :(( from what you could see (which wasn’t a lot), yujinnie had completely let her lust take over that she was hurting you in more ways than one 😣 her nails deep enough in your hips to draw blood, her other hand pinning one of your wrists down on the mattress so you could barely move.. grip so tight you thought she was going to break you 😓 “slow.. slow down…! yujin—it hurts…!” and thank goodness she hears your pleas! ofc yujinnie does what you asked of her.. even leaning down to your ear and apologizing 🥺

now it was sweeter! ☺️ her thrusts were just as deep but they were slower.. a lot more gentle bcs ykw yujinnie wants you to feel good too! and she knew she was doing something right when you started meeting her thrusts.. “go on, yujin-ah.. faster.” ah, that’s what she was waiting for! yujin making sure that you feel every inch of her cock, thrusting as deep as she can.. your moans were music to her ears—she has to hear more!

“a-ah… ah! good… good dog,” your praises only encourage yujin to do better 🥺🥺 bcs all puppy girls want to be is be good to their owner 🫣 and aww, you’d find her hugging you and burying her face on the crook of your neck as she fucked you, finding it a bit overwhelming to feel so good… reaching behind and patting the back of her head, letting her know that she’ll be okay and that she’s doing so well! “mmh… y-you gonna cum inside me, puppy? hm?” all you heard for a response was a moan.. cute, but no good 🤭

grabbing a fistful of her hair and tugging on it slightly, making her meet your eyes from the mirror she had across the bed, “words.”

yujin, terrified of messing up, of course nods eagerly. “y-yes! yes.. i’ll—fuck..!—i’ll cum inside you… i will..” that was the plan anyway 🫣💕

“of course you will. good girl.”

firm believer that puppy!yujin doesn’t simmer down so easily 🤭🤭 even when she has filled your hole full of her seed, she wouldn’t get enough! so expect to be spun around again, this time she’s fucking you while facing her… so she can see your pretty face while she abuses your cunt and fills you up again… yujin becoming sensitive everywhere while she’s in this state :(( you’d reach out and touch her tits while she’s above you and she’d whine so loudly :((( she’s so adorable trying to gain control over you but she was so in over her head that she melts every time you do anything, even though she was the one doing the fucking…

ah, and you’d definitely wake up to yujin laying on top of you, somehow sucking on your nipples as she slept peacefully with her puppy ears laying flat on her head so adorably… but she would definitely get hard as soon as she opens her eyes, all the more ready to be a good pup again 💓💓

[teaxeee]

if you have done this ignore this ask (you post so much i was trying to scroll and if i could see if you done this already but i couldnt, really impressive)

but

fucking gunwook in his snorlax pjamas, like my pfp because i love snorlax, if you want combine it with my last ask

if you forgot it was like: so hot that you two sweated from the heat and reader gives gunwook a slickback hairstyle with all the sweat (if i remember correctly @^@)

have a nice 2025 and can’t wait for more content from my fav gunwook smut writer💗💗

xoxo your lovre, vi💗

HELP THIS IS SO REAL?? I literally had to search for the ask u sent and I can't find it...I was like: did u send it to me or someone else? or was it something else? (do tag me in it plz) also I'm gonna sob, hope your 2025 slays and ily :( and the fact that you called me your fav gunwook smut writer :(( *SCREAMS*

Imagine you and Gunwook are getting ready for bed. You're already under the blankets, snuggled up and comfortable while he's in the bathroom finishing up his shower. After a few minutes he comes out of the bathroom, hair slightly damp and him wearing the snorlax pajamas. You knew how much he loved to wear those (and so did you when he wasn't around ehehe might have to hit me up for this-), plus he looked adorable! And the fact that he was so sleepy, barely being able to keep his eyes open and his cheeks flushed as he laid down next to you, it just got you needy :(

It didn't take long before you were on top of him, having his cock inside you while he kept his pajamas on. Surprisingly he didn't have the energy to be rough, poor baby was just so sleepy that he had his eyes closed and his hands resting on your thighs, too tired to actually grab the flesh properly. Both of you were moaning, along with him occasionally whining and babbling about how good you feel and how he can't get enough. He's gonna be clingy tho, always pulling you down for kisses while you keep lifting your hips and lowering them slowly, just wanting to feel him close to you <3

[nastyushkaboom]

The characters in the Eltingville club like guys I've had shitty dates with, because I find it funny

Josh. We went to the cinema, during the movie he tried to lie on my shoulder (he was 185± centimeters, I was 160), after which we decided to eat pizza. I literally gave him money and told him he could take whatever he wanted. When we already received the order, he found out that the ham was included and picked it out for about fifteen minutes. (Yeah, he's Jewish and doesn't eat ham, but he forgot to ask what's in the pizza)

Pete. We talked with a guy from a dating site for a while and decided to go for a walk. He took me to a very crime-ridden area of our city, and we walked through some dark alleys without people or lights. He tried to tell me about how snuff videos made him feel alive and about how he SET FIRE TO CATS' TAILS (he seemed completely normal and even cute to me online). As a result, we met two of my friends, who took me away on the pretext that we needed to do a project for college.

Jerry. DATING SITE AGAIN. It's going to be a sad story because he was quite sweet. We walked for the first couple of minutes and I told him some typical mom joke about, AND HE SAID THAT HIS MOTHER HAD DIED OF CANCER. I felt ashamed. He spent three hours telling me about his favorite cartoons and board games. (We didn't work out because at the second meeting he tried very hard to get into my house and wrote that we were destined to be together)

Bill. I've been thinking about this for a long time. Technically, we didn't have a date because I didn't show up. We talked online for a while, it seemed to me that he was a complete jerk and hated me (he had a Joker on his pfp and he called all women whores). We agreed to meet and go for a walk at the mall. He wrote where I was and I wrote that I would not come and would stay at home. He wrote that he wasn't coming either because I was a dumb cunt and not worthy of his attention. And he WAS OFFENDED THAT I DIDN'T COME, because he thought he was laughing at the fact that I seriously thought we were going to have a date. He blocked me.

I used a translator because I'm too damn lazy to translate it manually, and it was just a quick thought. Sry

I call it the pizza incident. The Hawaiian Pizza incident.

[yootaesowlwrites]

Like What You See - Lee Dong Wook

W/C: 7K

Note: Blank blogs will be blocked. I don’t trust y’all, so make sure you have your age in your bio/desc or something on your blog or a pfp. Minors DNI or get blocked!

Prompts: “I’ll take it that you like what you see.”

Warnings: Fluff, smut, nudism, explicit language, dirty talking, nipple licking, nipple sucking, clit stimulation, oral(female receiving), fingering, cum tasting, brief handjob, pet/nicknames, unprotected sex(reader’s on the pill), aftercare.

Age Warning: I will not take responsibility because you wanted to read this, but if you’re under the age of 18+, DO NOT INTERACT OR READ. Do not take this as educational, this is fiction!

You lick your lips as you tug on the shirt you had on, which was your boyfriend, Dong Wook’s, he was staying at your place for the night, and he had insisted that you wear his shirt to bed, you look at yourself in the mirror and nod your head before turning towards the door and opening it, Dong Wook turns his head towards the door and smiles as stands from the bed and makes his way to you.

“Don’t you look absolutely breathtaking,” He states as he places his hands on your hips and pulls you closer to him. “You look beautiful wearing my shirt, I love it,” He dips his head lower, and you tilt your head upwards to meet him halfway for a kiss, your eyes shut, and you lift your hands and place them against his bare chest, and feel the warmth of his skin underneath the palms of your hands, your lips slowly move together as it slowly begins to grow deeper. His hands slide lower until they reach the side of your thighs, and he slowly rubs his hands over your skin, which sends a tingling feeling up your spine, he slides his hands over your panties before his hands reach your waist and slowly rubs them up and down, creating a burning sensation on your skin.

You slide your hands over his chest and move them to the top of his shoulders before sliding them down to his biceps, your fingers press into his flesh as you feel the shape of his muscles underneath your touch. You break the kiss but don’t move your head away from his and allow your noses to brush against each other as you both are breathing a little harder by now, you open your eyes and stare back into his dark brown ones, the ones you fell so deeply in love with and the ones that stared at you with so much love stored in them. You feel him begin to guide you backwards until your back hits the wall just next to the bathroom door, he lowers his head, and you hear him inhale slowly and deeply.

“Jump,” He mumbles before you feel his hands grip your waist, you bend your knees before jumping as he lifts you, and your legs instantly wrap around him as you move your hands behind his neck and interlace your fingers. He presses himself against you, pushing you against the wall, before he slides his hands down your hips and over the outside of your thighs before moving them to the back of your thighs and gripping them with a tight hold.

“Oh,” You gasp as you feel his fingers pressing into your skin, holding you securely as he presses your upper body into the wall. “I’ll take it that you like what you see,” You had to say it, you felt a boost of confidence rush through you as he held you against the wall after kissing you so deeply.

“I like too much,” He says. “In fact, I absolutely love it,” You could feel his groin pressing against yours and felt his cock slowly growing stiff inside his slacks. “It makes my mind spin,” He moves away from the wall and turns around before making his way to the bed with you clinging onto him while staring into his eyes, lust swirls in his eyes as they begin to cloud over with passion. Within moments your back hits the bed, and he’s hovering over you before he shifts your body to the middle of the bed, you release your hands and move them to his shoulders and pull him down to you, your lips crash against each other in another hot passionate kiss.

His hand moves from your ass to the side of your thigh before moving underneath the shirt, and slides it over your ribcage before cupping your tit, while his other hand presses into the mattress to keep himself lifted, putting most of his weight on that arm. His hand on your breast gently kneads into the soft tissue, and you can feel your skin slowly heating up more, you slide one of your hands to the back of his neck and move it into his hair, holding onto it as his tongue slides along your lips, you part your them, and he slides his tongue into your mouth, sliding it along yours before pressing it against the roof of your mouth.

“Hmm,” He hums into your mouth as you try to suck on his tongue, keyword; try. But not succeeding too much with it, which causes him to pull back as you both begin to chuckle over it.

“That’s what happens when I try something new to be more seductive,” You say with a giggle. He shakes his head before his laughter dies down, and he’s smiling down at you. “I’ll work on it, and see if I can make it more sexy in the future.”

��No, no, it’s okay, you can suck on something else much better,” He says. “But practice is good, but I would prefer the other thing to be sucked a lot more,” You nod your head, unable to stop smiling. “Shall we keep going?”

“Yes, yes, don’t stop now,” You say. He nods his head, and you feel his hand move away from your breast, you release his shoulder and the back of his head as he moves to sit on his knees, your legs unwrap from around his waist, and you place your feet on the mattress as you bend them next to him, his hands move to the hem of your shirt, and you arch your back as he pushes it upwards.

“Remind me to give you a white shirt next time,” He says. You lower your back and lift your chest and arms, letting him remove the shirt completely. “So I can suck on your breasts through it and have it become see-through,” You lower down to the bed and watch as he tosses the shirt aside. “I think that’s something we should try, it’s going to look so pretty, and it’s going to be so hard to resist going down on you with the two wet patches on your chest.”

“You’re talking me into it, it sounds tempting to try,” You say. He leans down, and you feel his lips brush against your earlobe. “To have you needing so badly that you can hardly control yourself,” You whisper into his ear.

“You would love to see me beg for you, drag you to any type of surface and bend you over it,” He says with a low tone. A shiver goes through your body as you imagine the cold surface making contact with your wet nipples as they harden instantly, your pussy clenches at the thought, and you felt yourself getting wet at the thought.

“We should try that, Dong Wook, shit,” You say. He moves his face away from your head and moves down to your chest. “I’m pretty sure you did pack a white shirt,” You would have felt embarrassed with how needy and desperate you sounded, if you weren’t already so turned on from just that suggestion and the way he was touching you.

“And what if I did?” He asks. You feel his chin brush against the top of your breast as he slides it over the curve and towards your nipple. “Do you want to stop and put it on?” His lips reach your nipple, and you feel your muscles tense as his hot breath washes over the bud.

“I, uh, no… no, not now, tomorrow…” You stutter out. “We can try it tomorrow, or… or the weekend,” You didn’t want to stop now, even if the idea was tempting. “We can try it then, I don’t want you to stop now…” He lifts his head and his chin brushes against your nipple, you lift your head to look at him and lick your lips.

“How about we have a pool or hot tub date, and you can wear it, then afterwards in the showers, I can make you feel how hard it was to resist you,” He says. You swallow and slowly nod your head. “Or, we can sneak into the pool tomorrow night, and you can try to be as quiet as possible as I take you in the pool.”

“Doooonggg Wooookkk,” You whine and bring your hand to your face, covering it as you feel heat travelling up to your cheeks. “Let’s… fuck, you’re making my mind spin, let’s, let’s just try it tomorrow, with whichever scenario,” You lift your hand away from your face to look at him. “Any scenario, I don’t mind, not with you… I trust you,” He nods his head.

“Then we’ll let it happen spontaneously, no planning it, otherwise we could be let down if something comes in our way,” He says. You nod your head, he was right, but that wasn’t going to stop you from finding his white shirt tomorrow morning and pulling it on. You lower your head as he lowers his, his lips brush against your nipple, and you feel your toes wanting to curl at the feeling of his plush lips touching your nipple, which have grown a little more sensitive after the talk you just had, his tongue slips out, and he presses the tip of it against your nipple making you take in a shaky breath as he slowly draws circles with it over the bud. You move your hand to the top of his head and slide your fingers through his hair before curling them into it and gripping onto them. He licks a stripe upwards to the top of your breast before he pulls his tongue away and presses it against your nipple again, repeating the pattern once more.

“Dong Wook…” You breathe out. The feeling of his tongue gliding over your nipple as it grows more sensitive was causing your muscles to tense as your insides knot together while you grow wetter, he pulls back slightly and blows down against the bud, causing it to harden and your breathing to pick up as your skin grows warmer. “Oh, gosh…” His hand cups your boob and slides his thumb over your hardened nipple, he moves his head to your other breast and lowers his head, you feel his lips brushing against your nipple before warmth engulfed it as he wraps his lips around the bud. “Oh, my, Dong Wook…” His nose presses against your skin, and you can feel him breathing in deeply as he sucks on the bud, your mind was slowly starting to spin as his other hand on your boob grips onto it with a firm hold, and you felt your abdomen twist at the sudden movement.

“Shit, Wook, I…” You gasp and lick your lips, feeling how warm they feel from licking them too much already. His grip on your boob loosens before he slides it over your ribcage and down your stomach before reaching the elastic of your panties. His fingers trace along the top of it, leaving a burning trail along your skin as he does, his tongue flicks over your nipple, and you feel your back muscles tensing causing your back to arch as the sensation travels down to your pussy, he pulls back from your nipple, silver strings of saliva breaking off and coating your breast and his chin, he licks his lips and lifts his head to look at you, your chest heaves up and down as you take in deep breaths while looking at him.

“You’re so responsive, have I ever mentioned how much I love that?” He asks. You release your grip on the top of his head as he begins shifting lower on the bed. “It drives me crazy what I can make you feel,” He sits back on his knees and slides his other hand that was pushed against the mattress over the side of your body and the side of your thigh before sliding it to the top of it and resting it just above your knee.

“You’ve mentioned it a few times,” You say. “But you just know how to touch me, and where to touch me,” He nods his head before he slides his hand at the top of your panties over your mound before cupping your pussy through your panties, he presses his fingers against the fabric and hears a squelching sound coming from your pussy, his lips part before his eyes drop between your legs, his fingers move to the side of your panties, and he pulls it aside, you watch as his Adam’s apple bob up and down as he takes in deep and slow breaths, your pussy was glistening with your juices and your folds were practically coated in it and a wet patch was already forming on the fabric.

“You’re so damn soaked, did talking about those scenarios do this to you?” He asks as he releases your panties and slides his fingers over them, your toes curl into the bedding as you feel the feathery touch against your folds as he slides his fingers up and down. “Or is it a mix of talking about it and what I’m doing to you and making you feel?” You move your arm over your face and shut your eyes as you take in a deep breath.

“… Both…” You mumble. Your juices seep through the fabric, and he begins spreading it over your panties. “Gosh, it was both, Dong Wook, but can you blame me?” He shifts on the bed before you feel him blow cold air against your pussy. “Fuck, Wooook!” You bite your bottom lip before your lips part, and you breathe deeply through your mouth. “See, you just know how, you know what exactly does it for me, fuck,” You move your arm away from your face and drop it onto the bed, you open your eyes and lift your head to look at him.

“So hot you, I love it so much,” He says. He moves his hands to the top of your panties and curls his fingers into the fabric before pulling it down, you lift your hips, and he slides them down your thighs, you lower your hips and lift your feet as he drags your panties down your legs, keeping his knuckles in contact with your skin as he does before he completely removes your panties and tosses them aside. You place your feet back down on the bed as he moves lower, you watch as he tries to find a comfortable position, or as comfortable as his hardening cock would allow him. You watch as he lowers his head between your legs, his hair tickling the inside of your thighs as he inches closer to your pussy, you drop your head onto the pillow and your heart drums loudly in your ear as your body tenses with anticipation.

His arms slip underneath your legs, lifting your feet off the bed as his shoulders push against the back of your thighs, pushing your legs upwards and almost against your body, causing your folds to spread and create a sloshing sound. His hands press against your hips as he places them flat against your hips, you stop breathing for a moment as his head gets closer and closer to your pussy, his nose brushes against your folds and your hips slightly lift upwards at the touch.

“Dong Wook, fuck…” You breathe out before taking a deep breath. His hot breaths fan over your pussy, and you close your eyes and move your hands to grip the bedding, his tongue presses down beneath your clit, and he licks a slow stripe upwards, your back arches as you feel his warm tongue gliding over the bundle of nerves. “Oh, my fucking… your tongue,” He slides it downwards, over your clit once more before he slides it from side to side, you reach one hand down and grip the top of his head, curling his fingers into his hair. His tongue circles your clit, and you feel your insides pulling together as your muscles tense up, your toes curl, and you fight against the feeling of wanting to shut your legs around his head.

“Dong Wook, oh, my fucking, that feels so… ohh,” You moan as your back lowers down to the mattress as his tongue repeats the movements again and again, your mind was spinning, and your skin felt like it was on fire, slurping sounds come from him as he swallows your juices he collects onto his tongue, his nose was moving against your folds with each lick over your clit. “It’s so good, so fucking… good,” Sweat was slowly starting to coat your skin as the room only grows hotter, his hands slide up your sides before sliding back down, constantly staying in contact with your skin and adding to the heat already going through you. “Need… more,” He slides one of his hands away from your hip before it disappears, you feel the bed move as he shifts once more and moments later you feel his fingers press against your entrance.

“Wook, Wook, oh, ohhh,” You gasp as he slides a digit inside you causing you to push your head back against the pillow, you could hear and feel him breathing hard against your pussy, you were getting closer to the edge of your high and your body felt like it wanted to start shaking with pleasure. “Dong Wook, Wook…” His finger slowly pumps in and out of you as he keeps licking your clit, you bring your other hand to the top of your head and curl your fingers into your hair as your mind begins spinning. The sloshing sound of your wetness fills the room along with your breathy moans and the sound of him breathing loudly against your pussy, your muscles tighten as you feel another digit slipping inside you, he was slowly building you up and edging you closer to your release, his fingers curl inside you, and he turns them, rubbing your walls with the pads of his fingers before he pulls them out halfway and extends them.

“Dong Wook, it feels so fucking good, shit, don’t stop, keep going, please, more, more,” You babble out. You feel his knuckles pressing against your pussy as he pushes his fingers as deep as he could into you before sliding them out, you turn your head sideways as you begin breathing rapidly, your heart drums loudly in your ears, and you swear he could hear it too, your back arches as you feel a third digit pushing inside you, your walls getting stretched just a little more. “I’m gonna…” You mumble as you release your hair and throw your arm over your eyes as you turn your head to the other side. “Dong Wook…” You felt like you were out of breath as he continues pumping his fingers in and out of you and licking your clit, with each lick it was starting to feel like a shock was going through your body, your back muscles begin to ache as you try to arch even more. “Doonngg Wooook!” Your grip on his hair tightens as you pull on it. “I’m… I…” Specs of dust begin floating behind your lids as you feel your muscles tensing more, your heels dig into his back and you curl your toes.

“DONG WOOK!” You cry out as the tension inside you snaps, your walls pulse around his fingers as you cum and the specs of dust turn into fireworks exploding behind your lids, your mind spins as your body shakes with ecstasy. “DONG WOOK, FUCK, OH, MY GOSH!” His mouth wraps around your clit, and he begins sucking on the bundle of nerves, your head turns from side to side as you move your arm away from your head and grip the bedding and pull on it, the slurping sounds become louder as he sucks on your clit, his fingers move slightly faster to ease you through your high. “UGMM, FUCK!” He curls his fingers inside you and uncurls them, rubbing one spot over and over. Your body slowly begins calming down, and your mind slowly stops spinning, he pulls away from your clit, gently tugging on it one final time as he releases it.

“Fuck, Wook…” You sigh and lower your back down to the bed, and he slowly slides his fingers from you, causing your legs to twitch as he does. You release his hair and move your hand down to your side, you release the tight grip you had on the sheets, feeling your hand ache from how hard you had gripped onto it. He unwraps his arm from around your thigh and places your feet on the mattress and sits back on his knees, you open your eyes and blink several times to get used to the light before you lift your head and your eyes widen as you find his fingers inside his mouth, licking them clean. “Fucking hell, Dong Wook, why the hell do you have to look like a Greek god when you do that?” You want to drop your head back down to the pillow and catch your breath, but the sight of him sucking his fingers clean was heavenly, and you couldn’t get yourself to look away. His nose was glistening from your juices and so was his chin, you bend your arms and press your elbows into the bed as you prop yourself up before moving into a sitting position, keeping your gaze on his lips as he slowly pulls his fingers from his mouth.

“Hmm,” He hums as his eyes meet yours. “So good, how do you manage to taste even better every time I get a taste of you?” Your lips part as you let out a chuckle and shake your head at that question.

“I can’t give away my secret,” You say, even though you don’t have one. Your eyes move down to his chest before moving lower until you stop this crotch, a tent had formed in his slacks, and it was almost pressed against his stomach, you reach your hand out and curl your fingers around the elastic of his pants and pull it away from his body before you push it down, just below his cock. “No boxers?” You lift your gaze to look at him, a smirk rests on his lips. “You were hoping for something like his to happen, weren’t you?” He lifts his hips, and you slide his pants down his hips and push them to his knees, you release the elastic of it and move your hand upwards, your fingers touch the tip of his cock, which was red and shining with pre-cum. “If we kept going, you would have soaked right through your pants, Wook,” You slide your fingers along his length, and you hear him inhale deeply. “I bet if I look close enough, I’ll see a strain inside.”

“You would, you’ll see what you do to me,” He says. You watch as his stomach muscles twitch as you wrap your fingers around the base of his cock. “Fucking… hell,” You slide your hand along his length slowly which causes his lips to part as he inhales loudly, your hand reaches the tip of his cock, and you twist and turn your hand around the tip, making him tilt his head back. “Shit, that feels so good…” He could feel his orgasm slowly starting to build as you rub your hand over the tip of his cock, getting the palm of your hand covered with his pre-cum, squelching sounds come from your hand, and you feel yourself growing wetter at the sounds, your gaze drops to his cock, and you slide your hand down his length, spreading his juices down his cock and making it glisten all the way down to the base of his cock. “Lay back, lay back, I need to be inside you,” You unwrap your hand from around his cock and lay back. He shuffles closer to you, managing to slip his pants down his legs and get rid of it completely, he settles his hips between your legs and moves his hands to your hips, gripping onto them which causes your insides to twist at how firm he held you.

“Gosh, Wook…” You moan. He lifts your hips and pulls you closer to his body and rests your ass on top of his thighs, you could feel the warmth of his cock so close to your pussy, yet so fucking far. He moves one hand away from your hip and moments later you feel him drag his cock along your folds.

“Lift your hips for me,” He says. You press your heels into the mattress and lift your hips, you feel his cock slide between your folds as he moves it towards your slit, your jaw slacks as you feel him push the tip inside you, stretching your walls and slowly filling you. He pulls his hand away from his cock, and you feel it return to your hip to help you keep them lifted as he slides deeper into you.

“Ohh, my fucking, shit, I, ohh, uhhhhmm,” You moan and shut your eyes at the feeling of his cock rubbing against your walls as he stretches them. “Fucking, gosh, you feel so fucking good, it feels so good!” He bites his bottom lip as he feels your walls squeezing around him.

“Hmm, shit…” He groans lowly and slides his hand down from your hips, over your thigh before moving it to the back of your thigh, he leans over you and lifts your leg, wrapping it around his waist. “Keep it there,” He moves his other hand away from your hip and presses it into the bed next to your head, keeping his weight in it as he fully leans over you, his hips make contact with yours, and you feel his cock come to a halt inside you. Both of you breathe in deeply as you take a moment to adjust to the feeling of him being inside you and to the feeling of your walls being wrapped around him. He lowers himself down to his elbow, bringing his other arm next to your body and pressing his elbow into the bed as well, his body presses flush against yours and sweat almost instantly begins building up between your bodies. You move your hand to the back of his head, sliding your fingers through his hair while your other hand— that was coated with his pre-cum— grips the bedding as you firmly wrap your leg around his waist, his cock shifts inside you, making you both moan at the feeling of it. “Can I move?” You nod your head, careful not to bump it against his with how close he is to you.

“Please,” You whisper. You feel his cock shift inside you as it slowly slides out halfway before he rolls his hips forward against yours, sliding back inside of you fully. You could feel your muscles slowly tensing with each slow thrust from him, the sound of your juices sloshing filled the room along with the sound of your breathy low moans and his grunts and groans.

“This feels so nice,” He whispers. His forehead was almost against yours, and your noses touched with each thrust. “You feel so nice,” You could feel a tension building inside you, the way he was moving so slow, you could almost feel how his cock was shaped as it slides in and out of you.

“Dong Wook…” You moan and release the sheets and lift your hand, sliding it over his shoulder and towards his back, your fingers slide along his skin as you slowly try to find a grip on him, but the amount of sweat coating his skin already makes it hard to grip onto him. “It’s so good, oh, my gosh…” You could feel your mind becoming hazy. He manages to move his hand to the top of your head and brushes some of the strands of hair out of your face before running his fingers through them, combing them back before keeping his grip loosely at the top of your head. “You’re so… hmm, uh, amazing, I love, uhmm, doing this with youuuu,” You lift your other leg and wrap it around his waist, hooking your ankles with one another behind his back and digging your feet into his lower back while your hand scratches at his upper back. “I love you, Dong Wook,” You feel his nose brushing against yours as he tilts his head slightly.

“I love you too, baby, all of you, everything about you,” He mumbles, sounding breathless. His lips make contact with yours softly and your eyes shut as you take everything in, how he feels inside you, how he’s making you feel and the feeling of his lips moving against yours, taking your breath away with each second that’s passing. His hold on your head seems to tighten the longer the kiss continues on, and you feel his other hand touch your hip before he slides his hand between your bodies and manages to cup your mound and slide his fingers against the inside of your folds before sliding them up and down, almost in rhythm with his thrusts. A hot tingling sensation begins making its way up your legs, a sign that you are getting closer and closer to your release, he breaks away from the kiss, making you both gasp for air to try and fill your lungs. “Hmm, uhh…” He could feel your walls tightening around him, squeezing him to fill you. Your back arches as you feel his fingers moving closer to your clit, the bundle of nerves felt like it had gained a heartbeat, and you were almost certain that if he would touch it, it would send you right over the edge of ecstasy. “S-so good.”

“Dong Wook, oh, my fucking… I…” You moan and turn your head to the side as you feel a tingling sensation moving down your spine, fuck, you were so close. You could see specs of dust starting to form behind your eyelids, and he could feel your body tensing underneath him as you get closer to your high, your walls pulse around, and he could feel his balls starting to tighten, his fingers slide around your clit, and you stop breathing for a moment as you feel your insides pulling into one giant tight knot. “Wook…” He takes in a deep breath as he feels your nails scratching along his back, leaving red stripes behind on his skin.

“Let go for me, baby,” He whispers, his hot breath fans against the side of your face, so close to your ear also, his fingers slide over your clit, and you push your hips upwards against his.

“WOOK!” You cry out as the tension inside you snaps, stars explode behind your lids and your body feels light as if it was floating through the air. “OHH, OH, SHIT, DONG WOOK!” Your body shakes beneath his as your high travels through you. “OHH, UH, HMM!” Your head turns from side to side against the pillow. He could feel your juices spilling around his cock causing his mind to spin as he feels himself getting closer, his fingers continue to rub your clit, easing you through your high. “FUCK, SO FUCKING GOOD!” Your grip on his hair was tight as you pulled on it, your heels digging harder against his back. “So ohhh, gooood,” He drops his head to the crook of your neck, and you feel his breathing picking up, his thrusts become more strained as he tries to continue with the slow pace, but it was getting harder and harder as he feels a faint heartbeat starting to form at the tip of cock. “Doooonggg Wooookkk!” You were slowly coming down from your high, as he was just starting to chase his own. “Ohh, my gosh…” His movements become more sloppy and his grip on your hair tightens as he tries to hold onto some control, but it is slowly falling away as you squeeze your walls around him, trying to help him get over the edge.

“Baby, oh, my fucking…” He lowly groans against your neck. His fingers twitch against your clit as he tries to keep rubbing the bundle of nerves, your body twitches every time the pads of his fingers does touch your clit as a shockwave goes through your body.

“Fill me, Wook, fill me,” You whisper into his ear. Your grip on his hair loosens, and you slowly comb your fingers through them, you gasp and squeeze your lids tighter together as he thrusts into you with a hard thrust before he pulls his hand away from your pussy and moves it to your hip.

“Ride me, help me,” He says with such desperation laced in his tone. You feel yourself being turned over and unhook your ankles and unwrap your legs from around him just in time before you feel your body being rolled over and your knees now pressing against the mattress and your body weight fully pressing down on Dong Wook. “Pl-please,” You open your eyes and find yourself on top of him, you slide your hand out from beneath his body where it was resting on the back of his shoulder and move your other hand away from his hair.

“Okay, I’ll help you get there,” You whisper and sit upright on top of him, his hand falls away from the top of your head and down to your thigh, and his cock shifts inside you, hitting a different angle now, which causes you to whimper and him to groan. You press your hands against his chest, gathering the little strength and energy you had to move your hips over his cock, his hands move to grip your hips to help guide you over him, and you lower your head as you take big breaths in and out. “Come on, baby, do it for me, fill me,” Your words were so filthy, and he absolutely loved having you ask him to fill your pussy with his load. “Fuck, it’s gonna feel so good,” He could feel your juices running over his balls as it spills down his cock.

“Fuuuuuckk” He moans and turns his head from side to side, feeling the tightening feeling shoot up his cock, straight to the tip where the heartbeat was only getting stronger. “Baby…” Your eyes focus on his stomach, and you watch as his muscles pull and twitch the closer he gets, which only motivates you to keep going. “Ohh, Ohhh!” His moaning was getting louder, he sucks in his stomach as his muscles pulled together, you lift your head as you hear a strained moan and watch as his jaw slacked. “Ohhh, yes, yes, YES!” His cock twitches inside you as his load spills into you, filling you with it, you continue rolling your hips over his cock, getting him through his high as you squeeze your walls around him, squeezing him for every last drop he has inside him. “Uuhhh, ummhh,” His grip on your hips tighten as he goes through his high, almost as if he was trying to hold onto the euphoric feeling he was going through. “Ohh, so go-good,” You watch as his Adam’s apple bobs up and down as he breathes in and out rapidly, he lifts his hips, meeting yours halfway to try and help the feeling going through him, his mind was spinning and everything just felt so good, he slowly drops his hips to the bed and takes in a deep breath. “So… good…”

Breathing in hard as he begins to come down from his high, you feel his cock slowly starting to soften inside you and his grip on your hips loosens, you slowly rock your hips against him until you fully stop and slowly lay yourself down on top of him. Your skins immediately stick together from all the sweat that was starting to cool off as you both try and catch your breath and take in all the feelings running through you. It felt like your entire body was tingling as the afterglow of it all slowly began to settle in, your skin began to cool down along with the room temperature. The smell of sex hangs in the air and the only sounds that you can now hear are just your breathing and his, he slides his hand to the small of your back while sliding his other hand along your spine and pausing it at the top of your back, he moves his head slightly, and he takes in one final deep breath.

“Are you okay?” His voice was just above a whisper. “How do you feel?” Goosebumps slowly begin to form on your skin as the air only grows colder against your sweat-coated skin.

“Hmm,” You lazily hum, feeling your energy quickly leaving you. “More than okay, like I’m on cloud nine, my body feels so good, so tingly…” He chuckles at the last part.

“Is anything sore, or hurting?” He gently asks. You pause for a moment and focus on your body to see if you feel something that is uncomfortable or hurting.

“No, no, it’s all good feelings, no discomfort,” You say. “You… are you okay? Hurting somewhere? Maybe where I scratched…?” You lift your head and open your eyes to look down at him, you watch as he thinks for a moment, trying to feel if something is hurting.

“The scratches are burning a little, not too much though,” He says, and you nod your head at his answer.

“I’ll go get the cream,” You say and begin to push yourself off from him, his grip around you tightens, and he holds you in place.

“Wait, wait, wait,” He quickly says. “Let me go get it, and I’ll bring a cloth to clean you,” You nod your head. “Just stay here, your legs probably feel like jelly.”

“Not like yours won’t feel much different,” You say with a light chuckle, which makes him smile and tilt his head slightly.

“You’re absolutely right about that, but I will take the tumble for you anytime, my dear,” He says and presses his lips to yours gently, kissing you. You begin lifting your hips during the kiss, causing you to whimper into his mouth as his cock slides out from you, you pull back from the kiss and smile down at him as you lift your leg over him and plop yourself down next to him. He lets out a sigh as he props himself up onto his elbows. “You couldn’t just wait a few more minutes?” He sits upright. “We could have waited just a few more minutes,” You lay on your side, propping yourself up onto your elbow as you watch him climb off the bed.

“Well, those scratches need tending to, and I want to sleep so badly right now,” You say. “I would rather tend to them first, then sleep cuddled into your side,” You watch as he makes his way into the bathroom, admiring his backside and every mole that covered his skin, you swore he had to have been handcrafted by the Greek gods themselves, and you were just so lucky to have him. You feel your mixed releases slowly spill from between your folds and begin coating your inner thighs, the mess it was probably making was making your mind spin. Dong Wook steps out of the bathroom and makes his way to the bed and watches as you squeeze your legs together.

“I thought you were tired, or is something feeling a little too good?” He asks. You lick your lips before pushing yourself into a sitting position, feeling the juices move between your folds, a devious smirk falls onto your lips.

“Yeah… you should take a look,” You say and bend your knees in front of you before spreading them open for him, the squelching sound goes through the air, and you watch as he inhales sharply at the sight of your pussy glistering not just with your juices but with his now also.

“Ohh, that’s quite a pretty mess there,” He slowly says and places his knee on the bed. “Does it turn you on? Feeling it leaks from you and coats your entire pussy and inner thighs?” You take the bottle of cream from his hand.

“Of course it does…” You mutter. “It feels… hot, and knowing it's yours also…” He places his hand on your knee and leans closer, almost like he is in a trance. “Let me tend to those scratches quickly, and then you can clean me,” You open the bottle, and he thinks for a moment, debating if he should pull back and sit down on the bed or if he should push you back and bury his face between your legs. “Dong Wook,” He blinks and slowly, almost reluctantly pulls his hand away from your knee before taking his knee off the bed and turning around to slowly sit down on the bed. He feels the mattress move before your legs touch his lower back. “It doesn’t look too bad, that’s good news,” He inhales sharply as he feels you apply the cold cream to his skin. “Sorry…” You gently rub the cream over the stripes you have left behind. “And… finished,” He hears the bottle shut and looks over his shoulder at you.

“I don’t think the cloth’s gonna clean you much, that’s a big mess…” He says and fully turns his body towards you. You put the bottle at the top of the bed, you were tired… but the feeling between your legs was causing a needy ache that only he could help you with at this moment.

“You’re so turned on from seeing it, aren’t you?” You ask as a smirk slowly pulls at the corner of your lips. “Well… if you want to clean it like that, I won’t stop you,” That was all he needed before his hands gripping onto your thighs with a firm hold, spreading your legs open and burying his head between your legs and pushing his tongue right against your entrance. “DONG WOOK!”

[fanby-fckry]

You know what, I’m just gonna say it. I think that Alastor being aroace is part of the reason he’s so shippable to me.

Before you come at me, check the flag in my pfp; I’m aroace-spec.

Maybe it’s me projecting, maybe it’s because I love exploring relationships through an aroace lens, but goddamn. I ship him more than any other character and every time I do, his aroaceness is a major component in the ship.

Examples below the cut because it’s gonna get long:

📻🍎 || RadioApple:

There are so many versions of this dynamic and I am here for all of them.

We have the pre-canon kinky QPR that I show in UH3. I could talk about that all day, but to summarize:

Aroace x genuinely respectful allo is a dynamic that heals my soul.

Lucifer is less tied down by human constructs like amatonormativity, having never been human himself.

The Devil values consent.

Kinky cannibalism, kinky cannibalism, kinky cannibalism, kinky ca- *I am removed from the stage with a comically large hook*

Then we have the Evil and fucked up QPR dynamic:

And of course, trying to get along for Charlie’s sake and eventually bonding over their shared love of dad jokes and musical theatre, both being violinists (yup, Alastor plays violin too, check the wiki) with niche hobbies/interests (ducks, furby organ) and accidentally winding up in a loving, healthy QPR.

📻🕸️ || RadioDust:

There’s something about an aroace and a sex worker who very rarely falls in love.

Angel would know that Alastor isn’t with him for sex, would know that he values Angel beyond his body.

With greyro Alastor, Angel and Alastor would both be inexperienced with romance, but in wildly different ways. Angel has never had a healthy romantic relationship and therefor tries not to fall in love. Greyro Alastor has probably experienced romantic attraction like less than three times in his 100+ years of existence.

And if Alastor never gains romantic attraction for Angel, that’s a whole other level to the dynamic.

It’s got some great angst potential with Angel wondering if he’s not good enough to love romantically or Alastor feeling guilty or confused as to Why It Hasn’t Happened Yet when he cares for Angel so deeply, and eventually it gets resolved with the two of them accepting that their attractions don’t have to match up for them to love/appreciate/care for each other and they smash the amatonormative relationship hierarchy as queer platonic partners.

Or, Angel’s just totally cool with it from the start because he’s spent decades in the kink scene and has potentially been exposed to more relationship anarchy than Alastor.

Kink and queerness have a great deal of historical and cultural overlap, and that includes aroace queerness. Because Angel’s had way more canon exposure to both, it’s possible he knows more about Alastor’s orientation than Alastor does, and I love the idea of Angel introducing him to terms or just being super chill about not labeling things.

📻♥️ || RadioHusk:

Drawing like 90% from pilot dynamic and headcanon on this. They’re just two old men. They get drunk and cuddle. Alastor is one of the few people who knows Husk can purr and takes advantage of this fact. Alastor considers Husk a friend in a fucked up, possessive way. Husk considers Alastor a pain in the ass, but does care about him on some level.

It’s Fucked Up and Evil QPR: Remix Edition.

And the versions where the author puts them through fanfic couple’s therapy and actually gets them into a healthy point in their relationship? One where Alastor no longer owns Husk’s Soul? *chef’s kiss*

📻🌹 || RadioRose:

For me, personally, this is an exclusively nonsexual, non-romantic ship. They’re besties; they’re QPPs. They’re married for the tax benefits and so that they cannot be forced to testify against each other in court.

Rosie knew Alastor was aroace before he did and rather than sit down and explain it to him, she decided to make ace puns.

📻🖤 || RadioSiren: [edit, context here] RadioFemme

Ok, so this is entirely based on non-canon-compliant Lilith. Or, I guess, non-series-compliant Lilith. More of the old WOG stuff from the pilot era, with a healthy dose of headcanon for flavor.

I love the idea of Lilith and Lucifer having an open marriage; I love the UH3 style polycule dynamic.

Lilith being the original seductress and Alastor being aesthetically but not sexually or romantically attracted to her is very near and dear to my heart.

I’m an aroace with a voice kink who is aesthetically attracted to Lilith and I think Alastor is an aroace with a voice kink who would be aesthetically attracted to Lilith, ok?

📻📺 || RadioStatic:

I’m gonna be real with you, 90% of my interest in RadioStatic is in the one-sided version where Vox is a pathetic little incel simp and Alastor is either oblivious, mildly annoyed, or finds the whole thing hilarious.

Whenever there’s any reciprocation on Alastor’s part, I always imagine it being in a very aroace, very Alastor-esque way. He needs to be get something out of it completely unrelated to sex/romance. And he needs to be manipulative and sadistic in the process.

Whether that something is kink-related, a business transaction, or simply the quality entertainment provided by Vox being a cringefail TV-headed little bitch, I love to see it.

[judasgot-it]

Political Debates is a Form of Flirting, if You're Tecchou Suehiro (Friends to Lovers Trope)

No one talks about how he is 100% the type to do this? Also this is inspired by a work from @strawbqq (also thank you for the new pfp and this photo I'm using this for as long as I can pretend its Christmas)

"A peaceful solution isn't always the answer. The answer sometimes is just violence-"

"But why is that usually the first solution?"

You and Tecchou were sitting down next to each other, drinking warm drinks to try and gain some warmth from the cold outside. You had a simple sweet coffee, while Tecchou had managed to convince the poor waitress working today to make a white hot chocolate mixed with everything white in their shelves. There were pieces of coconut, sprinkles, and a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top.

It seemed drinkable, given that Tecchou had no problem digging in. But you knew to avoid it, especially as you wanted to actually enjoy your one day off.

"These are violent criminals. They lost the option for peace the moment they committed their actions - I only serve justice where it's deserved."

He sipped his drink while saying this. There was a little white foam sticking to his lip, giving him a mustache to rival Fukuchi's.

"Innocence until proven guilty. Morals are more complicated than that." You leaned over and wiped it off with your thumb, giving in and tasting it. The drink wasn't bad, but the mayonnaise was still there.

"Yes. You're right. But most are dangerous, and if I don't treat them that way," He leaned in closer to you, gifting you a bit of his obscene body warmth. "Then they will only hurt more people. I am not a lawyer. I am a Hunting Dog."

His voice was strong, stating this only as a fact of life and nothing else. This man was an executioner, who would follow his word - it was whoever was in front of his sword and him.

You were normal. There was no hope to be near him at all.

"...what do you see me as?"

You turned around, looking at the people that were in this restaurant. There were families and people who were sitting close to each other like you both were - to the average person walking in, you both must have looked like a couple.

"I'm a civilian. Nothing special, right?"

He was in normal clothing, with no indication that he was a solider. His sword was hidden somewhere in his large coat, which made him just look so normal it hurt. As if he were a man who had just wanted a day off from a normal day of work.

No one in this restaurant would know that he had a body built like a god, or scars that covered his knuckles or that he had tattoos because of the war that everyone chose to forget rather than remember.

This is was something that he had shared with you. A regular person who had a regular desk job. That just happened to be in the Hunting Dogs headquarters.

"I'd like to see you as my friend. But sometimes I'm afraid I think of you as more than that."

"Your paper pusher?" You tried to laugh off the little pit you had dug yourself into with Tecchou, the one that you knew you would never get out of. It was better to just pretend it didn't exist at all.

"Is it wrong to think of you a little more than that?"

His big honey eyes were giving you that sad puppy dog look, as if he wanted to jump on your bed but couldn't. His face was tilted just enough to stare at you, giving you all of his attention.

It made you want to die, just a little bit. He was embarrassing to be around, as you found it impossible to really do anything else but let him eat you up with those eyes.

"...so it's really often, I take it?"

He nodded, avoiding the subject. Taking all the bravery you had, you looked back and noticed how he still stared at you - his eyes were roaming around you, as if you were something he had to remember.

"I think of you a lot too, sometimes,"

The words that came out of your mouth didn't feel right, they felt as if they were the words of someone else. There was a small moment, maybe a second that felt like ten to you, where you had to sit there and really think about what you were going to say.

Tecchou's staring was just too distracting; as if he were trying to steal every word of your mouth before you could even form them.

So before you said anything again, you took a sip of your drink. Hopefully it gave you enough time to get your bearings back into place.

"Sometimes I dream of you. Nothing serious, just us doing boring, regular stuff. But I think it's because I'm thinking of you so much that I have those."

"Enough to dream about me?"

"Yeah, I just said that."

Tecchou's fingers itched closer to yours, his skin so thick that you first only felt the callouses that had been built up over the years. You felt at odds sometimes, seeing how your hands were small enough to be crushed like pencils between his.

Holding his hand would feel amazing though. Tecchou always radiated so much warmth you wished you could carry him around 24/7. He would warm your hands instantly.

"...I've dreamt of you before. Just like this."

You made a dumb sound, letting him continue. There was half of your drink down your throat, and you were too busy trying to avoid eye contact and pretending that you were really invested into anything else to say something in response. Your heart was so loud in your chest, and seeing Tecchou reach so slowly to touch you did nothing to stop that feeling.

"But it was just us. It felt the same, but I only saw just us. We kissed too."

His hand finally covered yours, so slowly, as if he were touching the petals of a flower and trying to mesmerize the feeling of how soft the feeling was.

The man was so warm that you leaned in closer, feeling your chests brush together. At some point, the two of you had leaned in close enough to nearly share the same air.

"What?"

"We kissed in my dream. Sometimes I dream of kissing you in other places too."

"You dream of kissing me?"

"I don't dream of kissing anyone else. Just you."

"I think you think of me as a little more than a friend."

He nodded along. His face was red - if you hadn't been actively having this conversation, you would think it was just from the cold nipping at his skin.

"Why don't you just kiss me then?"

"...I can?"

"Who would say no to you?"

Once again, this is inspired by @strawbqq fic that i requested, go check their account cause thats kinda what this is a sequel too my bad. im just a real sucker for just writing the confession part. also ignore the fact ive been inactive my life has been hell for the last bit but im on winter break rn so im gonna write and upload as best i can for those who requested!

[mythmerth]

hello and welcome to the

mythmerth 2024 merthur fic reading wrapped 💫

I am your host mythmerth, and these are my merthur ao3 fic reading stats. when I say stats, I mean lists of numbers and histograms and pie charts and all that. like im so serious its a bunch of oddly color coded numbers that also happen to mean I read a shit ton of gay fan fiction. if that’s fun for you you’re in the right place!

Before we begin with the numbers there’s some things I want to clarify:

This is not going to be my favorite merthur fic reads of 2024 because god this is loaded enough as is. if you’re looking for my 2024 recs, go HERE !! (I will link when I have the post made!)

These stats are wholly collected and compiled by me. Whenever I read or reread a merthur fic this year, I added the word count number to my list as soon as I was finished reading. I’ve seen some ao3 wrapped generators hanging around and I’m here to say that that is NOT what I used, and in fact from what I can tell would’ve been wildly inaccurate for me; this is the sweet sweet old fashioned data collection and thus has all the pros and cons involved in that.

For my data, all numbers are rounded to the nearest whole and written in the thousands unless specified otherwise. If you see a ‘26’ in my data images, assume that means roughly 26,000. For fics at a 25,501 word count, I rounded up to 26. For fics at a 25,499 word count, I rounded down to 25. the hope is that these even out at the end!

I am so excited and I have 0 regrets. 100% of these fics are merthur fics (including a very occasional poly fic) and I have never felt more off my rocker in my life.

all that being said…

it’s time for stats.

let’s begin with the complete 2024 tally before we get into the nitty gritty.

Between January and December of 2024, I read a total of 14,489,000 words. Yes, that is 14.5 million words of merthur fan fiction.

Of those 14.5 million, ~4.6 million were from fics I reread and ~9.9 million were from novel fics (aka I’d never read them before).

I read a total of 239 fics this year (N is NOT in the thousands). Of those 239 fics, 52 were rereads and 187 were novel.

Half (~119) of the 239 fics I read were above 44k and half of them were under 44k.

The average fic length id pick up was about 60k, and the specific word count I happened to read the most often was 39k.

Funnily, the average length of the fics I reread was 88k, and the average length of all the novel fics I read was 53k, so I guess I’m inclined to reread long fics more ???

The highest <completed> word count I read this year was Sorcerer’s Bane by BeautifulFiction, clocking in at a very scrumptious 265k words.

Not depicted in the image, but the longest series I read was Footloose’s ever infamous Loaded March, giving a hearty 1.26 million words to my count this year.

Now for the fun part…. monthly specifics…

behold, the gay merthur donut

did someone say pie chart?? too bad, you get a donut. also hello to my pfp.

From my monthly counts, May was my lowest at 732k words read and August was my highest with a very normal and regular 1.8 million words. read. in August. 1.8 million.

(once I saw those stats i wondered if I’d really gone berserk cause… what the hell was I on. is this normal? I don’t know what’s normal anymore)

I read an average of 1.2 million words per month, so I hover right around there with some exceptions (looking at you July and August. and May.)

This is a look into how I break down the months

Each novel read is noted with the right skew within the cell, and each reread is noted with a left skew. So for January, I had 7 rereads. Then I add them up and do general stats when the month is over: I read 20 fics in January that averaged at 65k each, for a total count of 1.3 million words.

Sometimes I’d mark fics in other ways to keep track of them, I did this with certain series and also to denote if a fic was unfinished. In August, I’d picked up Loaded March again and you can see those in blue. I also read Accidentally my Companion which is an unfinished work by Nakyrah, shown in green in the image (this is also the longest fic I read this year if you count ongoing, it’s at 276k as of now so check it out tehe)

I messed around with some histograms too~

While this is set up as a ‘histogram’, this is actually all 239 fics I recorded one by one laid out as a chaotic strip of lines. Each line is a fic, the height denotes word count. I have a pretty typical rhythm; read short fics between the super long ones, nothing too insane other than that diabolical spree of reading long fics I went on at the beginning of the year. I was about to get my bachelors alright? I was doing anything. my average word count in February was 114k okay I couldn’t be trusted. clearly, cause the first thing I did with my degree was make a fan fiction stat chart

Now this is a proper histogram: each bar represents a word count category and the height is how many in the category I read. As you can see, I’m very inclined to read the 23k-63k category. There’s also a spike at ~115k and I think that’s a bit funny. like why that set specifically? they Speak To Me

Speaking of fics I’m drawn to. You’re probably thinking, ‘the numbers are cool and all, but of those 14 million words of godforsaken merthur fics, what ratings did you read the most?’ I’m so glad you asked!

I read the MOST godforsaken ones.

I have no charts for this because I painstakingly went through all of my bookmarked fics from 2024 and tallied their ratings on paper to the best of my ability.

Out of the 187 novel fics I read (I don’t re-bookmark rereads so if I’d thought of this category sooner I would’ve been MUCH better off but I didn’t and now we’re here)

131 of them were Explicit (70%)

39 of them were Mature (21%)

13 of them were Teen (7%)

4 of them were General (2%)

And I guarantee the rereads look almost identical to this, if not more explicit. something about merlin and arthur and their explicit antics heal me; it’s always the filthiest I start reading when I’m feeling my lowest. I eat that shit UP. So if you’ve come to my page looking for Teen rated fics I fear this may Not Be The Place For You. I’ve read quite a number of very good T and G fics!!! I just. the mature ratings. they call me.

and lastly, I’d like to post my scrappy 2023 stats cause the year difference is. kinda funny

they consumed me body and soul and I haven’t looked back once.

and that does it for this years mythmerth merthur ao3 wrapped!

I hope you enjoyed this breakdown as much as I enjoyed all the reading and data collection I did this year!!

Again, if you’re looking for my 2024 recs I’ll have them linked here as soon as I create the post <3

If you have any inquiries or questions or comments on what my merthur 2025 wrapped should include pls let me know I’m just having a good time with this, what did you think? what should I do next?

[theaverageptncasualenjoyer]

The garden. (Fem Priv investigator reader)

An: Oh god... I hope that this wouldn't FLOP 😭 I made this blog entirely for practice writing in the 🌹 romance 🌹 department 😨 And in honor of choosing miss Coquelic as my pfp... I'll make her the first experiment for this fic... Slight nsfw/suggestive towards the end... After receiving orders from the chief, you wind up investigating the Garden. A secret assassin organization that was run by a sinner, that sinner being Coquelic, who is the one that you are NOT supposed to meet, since you do not have enough resources to defend yourself from the sinner, but also have not been given permission to arrest the suspect. You found out the FAC commissioner that was supposed to investigate this case was killed of by the members of the Garden, making you feel a little uneasy. They're going to be after you next if you were to overstep their territory... Which, you don't plan on doing at all. You were only to investigate and figure out how they were able to commit such crimes in a short amount of time. You are very aware of the gap between you and the others, you were not like Adjutant Nightingale, and definitely do not have the shackles of the chief... You feel insecure. Insecure about how you do not have the abilities of the others, enough to protect yourself from any imminent danger coming from the perpetrators... You heaved a deep sigh. Reeling from the fact you were brooding and weren't doing what you were supposed to at in the first place. Making you snap out of it and get back on track. At the sudden notice from the chief that I'll be facing the Garden's leader, I began to pace back and forth due to the sudden turn of events a day after being assigned to investigate the Garden. I couldn't resist asking that why it wasn't her...? You didn't have anything to defend yourself from such a strong sinner, so how are you supposed to deal with her when you are in fact, powerless? The chief picks up on your nervous state, then the chief assured that she'll be there to stop her from doing anything to me. That wasn't reassuring at all. Regardless, I attempt to keep a cool demeanor, masking my anxiety. In an hour or two, I will be facing the Mentor. I have to calm down. An hour later, the time has finally arrived. You began to make your way into the interrogation room to see chief before starting the interrogation. The chief and I had a small chat, she as always, gives me that gentle smile, it almost alleviates my anxiety, but the nerves were starting to get to me. It didn't go unnoticed by chief, who patted my shoulder as if to ward off the nervousness that plagued both my thoughts and body. She hands me important documents, I thank her and asked her a question. "Chief, before I enter the room... Is there a reason why it should be me instead of you...?" You cursed inwardly at the way you sounded a little too timid... The chief's soothing voice registered in your ears, soothing the soul and making your shoulders free from the stiffness it once held. "It is because Coquelic asked for you specifically. She didn't state the reason why." It made me feel weird hearing it, especially the fact that I never have even met the Mentor before, so how did she come to know me? Could it be there is an ulterior motive behind this? Had she planned to kill me to taunt the chief...? They have intelligence on everyone, so it wasn't far fetched to assume that way. I am the weakest link in the MBCC, after all.

I heaved a deep sigh. Finally entering the room. Her eyes immediately met mine, making me tense up immediately. It had this... Peculiar glow that made me feel odd... But alas, I still had an interview to conduct so, I sat down in front of her, and started asking a series of questions. Taking notes at the chief's advice and notes about previous interrogation, I made sure to avoid asking questions that can provoke anger from the Mentor. Her eyes had not once left my figure during the whole interview, making me overthink things once again. Perhaps she is waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike... But I wouldn't give her the benefit from inviting herself in for an easy kill... After finishing up the interview, I hear her speak. "You seem to be tense during the whole interview. I do not bite." I stayed silent, eyes on the papers still. "Look at me. Am I not good enough for you?" I snapped my eyes at her, blinking rapidly, and my mouth agape from shock. The Mentor smiled widely. She enjoyed your reaction very much... "Good. I'll have you know that you should feel blessed that I have graced you with my presence. It is uncommon for people... Especially for you to see me in broad daylight." I gave a small nod. Replying politely. "...It's an honor to meet you." I kept it short, as I didn't want to do something that can make her feel displeased with me. "Loosen up. You're doing it again." The mentor attempt to soothe me, standing up from the chair and inched towards me. Making me stiffen more at the slowly approaching figure. "You should know that I don't intend to harm you, dear. I only want to get closer to you..." Her voice is silvery. Making me cautious of her true intentions... "Thank you for the assurance, Mentor." Making her look a bit frustrated at the mention of her title. "Oh, don't be so cold... Investigator. You can call me by my name..." In a honeyed tone. I don't buy it. "As you wish, Coquelic..." Coquelic can sense the hesitance from your tone, making her brows furrowed in sadness(?) "What does it take for you to trust me that I mean what I said about bringing you no harm...? Do I not seem trustworthy at all...?" Her tone was thick with emotion, I was alerted by the chief about her surging mania level... I had to diffuse the situation. I needed to act fast. I looked back at Coquelic, who seemed to be growing more and more affected by my silence... I hastily responded, "I... I am not used to meeting people like you... Coquelic, I am nervous about dissatisfying you due to my bland persona, I didn't mean to upset you." Her eyes then softened, returning to it's usual state instead of the hostile expression. "I see... Then, you don't need to act so stiff around me. I wouldn't think less of you if you somehow managed to anger me." She sounded so sure about it, that I couldn't help but tilt my head slightly in confusion. She smiles at the action, before standing right in front of me, grabbing an orange blossom out of nowhere, my eyes follow her hand, as she tucks it on my ear gently. "An orange blossom, a flower that symbolizes chastity, purity, and loveliness. Do you perhaps see me as pure..?" I inquired, reaching to touch the flower. She warmly smiled. "You can think of it that way, but I prefer... The definition being, lovely. I think you are as lovely as a flower. This flower describes you best." Making my cheeks have a slight tint. Coquelic doesn't miss the effect she had on me. "...Thank you for the gift." She waves a hand dismissing my thanks. "No need to show much appreciation for such a small gift. There will be plenty more from where it came from. Visit me in my garden, I can provide you with something far more better." Her inviting voice enchants me, prompting me from being unable to decline such a lovely offer. "I'll see to it if I have the time..." Her next response caught me off guard. "Oh, dearest... You needn't not to worry about such trivial matters... What is important to me, is that I'll ensure it, that you may be able to come to my garden, no matter what.."

She sounded almost possessive, that broke the romantic aura that had surrounded the room. I cleared my throat, shoving my gloved hand on my pocket, as if to reach something in my coat pocket, but in reality, I was calming my rapidly beating heart. I didn't want to fall for her charms too easy, I had to get a grip of myself. For all I could know her sweet words are tainted with poison. I'd rather not engage in such matters... But the hearts speaks for the soul. It does not calm down after my attempts to get it to beat normally. I stood up, dusting off my coat and adjusted my tie... "I must go now, the interrogation is over. You may resume to what you originally sought after, miss Coquelic." She frowned, at the sudden formalities being reintroduced back to the conversation, again. I flinched as a cold hand reaches to grip my wrist. Preventing me from leaving. "I thought we've already established a relationship? One that excluded formalities, dear?" I suppressed the urge to shiver, my pulse speeding up once more... "I... Apologies... I am not feeling well." She replied, shooting me a knowing look. "Are you perhaps not feeling well after I had flirtatiously asked you on a date, dearest investigator? Is that it?" Her bold proclamation had made my cheeks burn. Now, it was obvious that it is likely. "I... This is inappropriate. I cannot engage in fraternization, especially pursuing a romantic relationship with someone who is... In a higher standing than me." The way you worded it made you more appealing to the woman, causing her to caress the flesh on your wrist, making an effort to breach your defenses, her hand gliding through the fabric of your coat, making you feel more of her touch... You swallowed thickly, pushing away invasive thoughts about... Her actions. "This is what I like about you, darling... You don't see me as less, you see me as more. Better than the others who do not see me in the way that YOU do." She purred, invading my personal space. "Can't you see that I desire you, dear investigator? I've been watching you for a while now... The moment I laid my eyes on you, you were always mine to possess. From the start, and until the end, you are mine." I couldn't help the way that it frightens me and makes me feel things at the same time... Making my breath uneven at the confession... "H-how long have you been stalking me?" She grins, unfazed by my poor word choice. "Ever since you were at the FAC... You got promoted into a higher position, you saw how Sinners were being mistreated, you resigned from your position immediately after the incident... Beloved, can't you see? I've fallen for you. It goes deeper and deeper the more I get to see you..." I couldn't help but tremble at the realization that she had been watching me for awhile now. She is responsible for my paranoia. Her eyes had glowed darker, seemingly growing more infatuated at the officer, her hand gripping her wrist in a manner that held a deeper meaning that had the officer feeling caged. "Do you remember visiting a greenhouse? Where you take care of the flowers day by day, unknowingly charting towards the garden's territory... Do you recall the day that you had chosen to gift me with such, beautiful flowers? I swooned at the way you cared so much about them. Thinking that there will be someone who are to take care of the flowers... You left the greenhouse, full of life, and I couldn't resist accepting such gifts..." She sighed dreamily, clearly recalling the moment. The chief had used her shackles to restrain Coquelic and calm her mania level. I hyperventilated as the chief went inside and pulled me out of there. I thanked her, and immediately handed her the files, I abruptly left the room. Coquelic glared at the chief for interrupting her precious time with her investigator, demanding angrily to take her to the officer. Chief uses the power of the shackles to calm her down. After managing to bargain Chief into seeing her dear investigator once more, she finally complied with the Chief, happily thinking of her dearest...

After a week, I was tasked by the Chief to accompany Coquelic outside of MBCC. On a mission. I was hesitant to accept but Chief had convinced me to take the mission. So, I met up with Coquelic... And she had disguised herself as an officer... You were still pretty shaken up about the whole event last week, so it was only natural that you became tense at her once again; making her feel frustrated at going back to square one. But of course, she didn't want to show it, it might scare you away from her again. So she decided to approach it with a different strategy this time.

"I dressed up as a fellow officer just for you, investigator." I feigned surveying our surroundings just to not meet her eye. She notices, making her mania level slowly rise up again. But you can tell with the way she is looking at you, making you let out a shaky sigh. She did not miss the way your attempt to calm your shaking hand... Making her feel more... Incompetent and feel her efforts were in vain. I attempt to lighten up, chuckling awkwardly. "For me? Hahaha... I see. You wanted to replicate my occupation as a private investigator?" She smiled, satisfied at her own actions. "You may interpret it that way, but I did it to rid you of the tense atmosphere that had once clouded the room during last week." I wasn't trying to think about what had happened in that time. But to think about her efforts in wanting to get close to me, I feel... Oddly touched in a way. Coqeulic felt that her plan is working, making the atmosphere lighter than before. We carry on with the mission; the mission being to stop a riot nearby... After stopping a riot nearby, with minor injuries, we were now walking back to the MBCC. I can feel her eyes on me, staring intensely at my figure. "Investigator, your hand... It's bleeding." She pointed out, I took notice a second late. Her eyes was starting to darken. Someone had lay a hand on their darling. They wouldn't let that slide. I watched as Coquelic took a hold of my injured hand, swiftly cleaning the cut, and bandaging it neatly. I thanked her, to which she responded "Anything for my dear investigator." It made my cheeks turn slightly red. She was happy at the result. "Do not fret. I shall deal with them accordingly when they are to meet me back in the MBCC." I shook my head, wanting no conflict. "It is alright, Coquelic. It is merely a small injury." Making her gasp in disbelief. "My dear...! It is not a minor injury... It is a large cut in your palm...! Do not perceive it as if it was a paper cut..." She sternly scolded, making me sheepish. "I... You're right." We were now walking in an empty, abandoned alleyway, making the atmosphere between us... Feel... A little hot. Again, Coquelic takes advantage of this situation to talk about... You. "Dear investigator, have you picked up gardening again? I saw the arrays of rare, and unique type of flowers in the Garden that I have never seen before in the MBCC's mini garden. Making me freeze up at the mention, as if caught like a deer in headlights. "I... Yes, I have picked it up again once more." I say in a small voice, failing to hide the embarrassment at the mention of my hobby. "I enjoyed the display. It was neatly arranged, almost as if you meant to woo me once again unknowingly. You and I have a shared affinity of flowers, my dear. You know very well that I am also well versed at the language of flowers, just as you are..." She affectionately said, making my cheeks grow more redder than before. She continued, "The arrangement were a ray of basils for good wishes, then a ray of red carnations, a sign for deep affection, the last one being pink camellias; longing." Making my blush worsen at how she was able to figure it out. "There's no escaping you, is there?" She softly purred. "There isn't, my dear. I now know how you feel about me..." She takes a step forward, cupping my cheek delicately. "I return the same affections as well, but I would add red camellias for being a flame in my heart, white clover for you to think of me all the time, heliotrope for eternal love, and lastly red salvia symbolizing that you are forever mine..." She whispered so sweetly, making me tremble at her touch. "Isn't it romantic that we reciprocate feelings of love towards one another? But my love is different from yours." Her face inched closer to mine. "My love, I want both of your heart and soul. Your body is a temple that I aim to worship." Making my knees weak at the statement.

"Coquelic... You know that we mustn't engage in romantic affairs... It is forbidden to enter in such a relationship." My breath hitched, putting my hand above hers that caressed my cheek. She had gotten rid of her hair tie, the police cap, and the sunglass she wore earlier. She stared amorously, further strengthening the growing intense atmosphere... "You don't understand... I want you. Badly. I ache for you to surrender yourself to me. I desire deeply to claim you as mine." I couldn't take it anymore. I smashed my lips against hers... Making the first move. She smiles onto the kiss, deepening it further. Her kisses stole my breath, deeply imprinting how deep her love had went for me... I whimpered in her mouth as she prodded her tongue into my wet cavern, making her hum in approval. We finally pulled away for air. She craved for more. I want her too. I let myself be enclosed by her body, leaning against the cold wall of the back alley... My cheeks were now scarlet red, mouth agape, enticing her to dive back in... "You look so endearing... It's like you are asking me for more..." I surprised her with my response. Voice laced with need and want... A plead that had activated her carnal desire... "More... Please?" Her scarlet eyes had darkened. Her next words arousing me more... "I'll make love to you in a manner that will make you come crawling back for more..." I couldn't resist to pull her back in for another heated round of making out.

[velvetwyrme]

Ohhhh shit if that’s Baxter TC’s dog I’m just imagining domesticated cybug TC.

Starscream and Skywarp being wild bugs sneaking into her house because it’s TRINE SEASON. not to be confused with mating seasons but it is similar in the fact that it is a season we’re unclaimed (in a trine way) seeker cybugs would look for their second and third life partners and form their near unbreakable bond.

She just caught Starscream’s trying and failing to do some sneaky link shit (trine courting TC) Most likely a hollering Skywarp is somewhere in the house too (maybe still in TC’s enclosure or rest areas and/or hiding in a potted plant or vent that leads outside) watching Starscream be captured by the dreaded plastic cup of doom.

Only for him to get sticky trapped later with a kinda concerned TC bringing Baxter to the poor idiot.

hi ur correct on So Many counts. i can finally post this because i'm postin the seekers in like A Few Minutes ill link it later lol LINKED NOW

anyway longer conversational reply/yapping under the cut

1. idk if ill ever show it because i wanna draw other stuff but in the cup image i imagine that Skywarp is off working on courting TC without Starscream </3 rhfjfhdjbtfjfhgkf he 100% watched Starscream get trapped in a cup and is just like eh he's fine.

losing it at the image of Skywarp in a glue trap though GFJFBDK save him.

2. Maybe it's Maxine "Buster" Baxter........... M as a nod to Marissa. Idk i haven't touched on the human characters in this AU (and am personally avoiding doing so just as a fun limitation and so i have less characters to keep track of) but also shes probably Buster's neighbour that TC likes.

Busters "real" name isn't likely to come up ever but yknow. fun side thoughts. Green gets to be Felicity (Flyt-city...) Greene, and Buster gets to be Maxine Baxter 😂 idk in my brain everyone just calls her Buster anyway.

3. YEAH!!! They're all different subspecies of Seeker and Buster just didn't realize <3 She figures it out at some point after all 3 of them show up though. (Shortly after posting the Reddit/Seddit Post, I assume lol)

I realised when drafting this part out that since I had already teased Buster before, it meant that I had already included TC in her pfp so either she got Starscream first (years ago) and THEN got TC, OR... she had TC and then was confused as to what Starscream was when he showed up because they look pretty different. I think I had decided to go with the latter less than an hour before ur last ask came thru LMAOO so I was yelling. Like. YEAH. EXACTLY. I also figured that trining between different subspecies was unusual less than an hour before ur last ask so I was Doubly Yelling. LMAO.

I am. not making a research article mockup, I had to write enough of those in uni fhdkfhdk,, it is a neat idea though!! (very fun idea for the rainmakers being a cameo i respect that o7)

4. HOWEVER. thank you for the inspo for a segue into the next part I loosely have planned for the seekers- since it's Unusual for three different subspecies to trine, and with the idea of her being a backyard scientist, she gets to take them in for checkups/research purposes since they're an unusual case 👍 or, to quote the unofficial title of the next seeker feature in my notes: "Starscream goes to the vet".

I already knew I needed that to happen but now it has a reason <3

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[miowyaa]

Hello! Welcome!

Let's try this, can I request Lucifer om with uhhh let's say reader that acts the way he acts with Diavolo? Like the lapdog of the lapdog, you catch my drift? 😭

Wasn't sure if you write for both hc and oneshot but whichever is fine by me as long as you're comfortable.

Ty! Take your time, drink water <3

A lapdogs lapdog; Lucifer x gn!reader

A/N: Thank you so much for the request, I havent been playing Obey Me for a good year now and the only content I consume of it are from fanfics, so my bad because everyones likely OOC.. This is also my first shot at writing headcannons, so hopefully they arent too bad. Enjoy!! (Also, the Samuel pfp? LMAO)

I’m so sorry that this is incredibly late, I’m not sure when I’ll be posting the others because I’ve had a butt to of schoolwork recently.. sorry guys.. requests r still open but I’m not sure when I’ll be able to get to them!

CW: extreme ooc lowk, thats it, if you spot any lmk <3

The person who finds it the funniest has to be Diavolo himself, seeing his closest confidant having someone who is as naggy as themselves cracks him up everytime. He probably starts using you as a way to slip out of unwanted conversations with Lucifer.

Oh, he wants to talk about numbers and strategies or whatever? Is that (name) I see in the distance??

The man himself, Lucifer, may find it endearing on a good day. But more often than not, he is NOT having a good day. For the longest time since you got there, he found it annoying how your DDDs wallpaper was set to a blurry picture of him. What are you, one of Asmodeus’ fan girls?

Once Belphegor was freed, he started plotting with Satan. Initially, you were apart of this hate group because well, you’re Lucifers #1 fan. You should be into everything associated with him.

You were soon kicked out after their plans were interfered with, wow a door that teleports you into some void for a whole day? Haha, I wonder how you got in there first. Lucifers never fell for one of their tricks, but he wonders when you’ll figure that out.

Anyways, imagine Mammon punching the wall because he’s upset you don’t dote on him the same way, lol

When he was choosing an exchange student, he didnt except for them to start developing a budding relationship. Sure, maybe he found you especially annoying at times, the cream puff explosion to the countless other incidents, he doesnt doubt that if he were anyone else you probably wouldve been long gone. But it would be after all those incidents, he would scribble away in his office- the picture of your lingering smile plays over and over again in his mind like a broken record player.

He pictured you tripping down the stairs with files in hand, and he smiled. Whether it was out of adoration or just cruel amusement was unknown but he's never been the best at discerning his own emotions. Yet he doesnt let anyone but you linger in his office, sure sometimes one of his brothers comes in there to ask for something, but they rarely go out of their way to spend their time with it, and that's usually just how he likes it. The first few times you sat in the armchair pushed into the corner of the room, he’d sneak dubious glances at you every now and then, keeping his silence. Today, he just accepts your presence, your sleeping body sprawled out on the armchair as if you dont have a care in the world, feels natural to him- in fact, when you arent there, Lucifer finds it hard to keep focus. 

As much as he may try to deny it, he’ll always have a certain fondness for you that no one else can claim nor replace.

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[baileypie-writes]

Hi! Can you do a fluff Velvet x fem reader where they are secretly dating and by secret? I mean, like NOBODY knows, like not even Veneer and Crimp, etc. I'm going to leave the rest of what you wanna do with this prompt up to you (ex: just basic stuff or say someone found out yk).

A/N ~ Sure! Love this idea! Hope you enjoy!(Love your pfp btw, Cure Lovely is great!)

~It’s Nothing!~

Velvet x Fem!Reader

Fandom: Trolls 3: Band Together

Reader: Female

Relationship: Romantic, but nobody knows you’re dating.

Synopsis: You and Velvet are secretly dating, and something happens that nearly gets you caught.

Warnings: Secret relationship, risk of getting found out

(Sorry for the low quality picture)

“You know, you don’t have to help us get ready? Especially since we don’t pay you. It makes me feel bad!” Veneer said as you put on his eyeliner.

“Oh it’s okay! I like hanging out with you guys, so might as well help.” You glanced over to Velvet, who was doing her hair. Truthfully, you mostly hung around to be with her. Not that you didn’t like Veneer, it’s just that you and Velvet had something going on. You’ve been secretly dating for about two months now, and it’s been great. Well, other than the fact that you have to be sneaky.

“Yeah. Just be thankful, Veneer. She does a way better job than Crimp anyway.” Said Velvet, not looking away from the mirror.

You laughed. “Oh, come on Vels, be nice. Crimp does her best!” Velvet scoffed, as if she didn’t agree with your statement. You playfully rolled your eyes.

Suddenly, one of the stage crew members popped their head in. “You’re on in three, guys!” He said, holding up three fingers.

Veneer let out a girlish scream, and hopped off the chair. “We better go! Thanks (Y/N)!” He grabbed Velvet’s arm, and dragged her out the door with him. Velvet gave a quick wave to you before vanishing, making you giggle.

It hasn’t been easy keeping your relationship a secret. Well, for you at least. Velvet seems to be doing okay. But you find it hard to hide your feelings. She makes you so happy, you can barely contain yourself.

You remember all the times she pulled you aside to give you a quick kiss. And all the times you barely caught yourself before saying “I love you” to her in public. You were so caught up in your memories, that you almost forgot about the performance! You yelped at the realization, and quickly sprinted into the audience.

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Velvet and Veneer exited the stage, waving goodbye to their ecstatic fans. Their performance left your voice, and many other people’s, nearly gone from all the cheering you’ve done.

You squeezed your way through the crowd, and made your way back to the dressing room. Velvet and Veneer weren’t there yet. You thought they were probably signing autographs, so you waited.

A couple minutes later, Velvet entered the room, but without her brother. “Where’s Veneer?” You asked.

“Still giving people unibrows. He might be a while.” She laughed. You did as well, imagining the line of people waiting to have Veneer draw on their face.

“Your show was great, by the way. As always.” You said, walking over to your girlfriend.

“I know, but thanks.” She said proudly. “I like how I can always see you in the crowd. It wouldn’t be the same without my number-one fan! Oh, and girlfriend.” She said that last part in a joking manner, as if she had forgotten you two were dating. You giggled, rolling your eyes.

“I love you, Vels.” You said, giving her a hug.

Velvet blushed. “You too.” She said, quickly. She wasn’t quite ready to say it back fully yet, but she still made an effort. Just so you knew she felt the same. When you let go of her, Velvet quickly pecked your cheek. You smiled at the gesture.

The door swung open, causing you and Velvet to jump away from each other. It was Veneer. “Woo, boy! My hand is tired! I’m sure I drew on, like, two hundred people’s foreheads!”

You laughed, then turned your attention back to Velvet. Her expression was not one you were expecting. She was staring at you, eyes wide, and mouth open, in shock. You gave a confused look, and mouthed a “what?”. She pointed to her cheek, then at the mirror. You turned to look at yourself, and what you saw made your face turn red.

There was a lipstick mark on your cheek, from Velvet. You slapped a hand over it, and whipped back around face her. You had a panicked look on your face, and silently asked her what you should do. Velvet put her arms up, gesturing that she didn’t know. Luckily, Veneer was still talking, so you had at least a little time to get rid of it.

You couldn’t go outside. People would see you leaving the twins’s dressing room with a red lipstick mark and would most likely put the pieces together. So instead, you shuffled to the vanity, praying to God that Veneer would keep on talking. Luckily, you spotted some makeup remover.

Velvet noticed, and walked over to you. She poured some on a cotton pad, while you kept your hand over the mark. She then moved your hand, and put the cotton pad on it, standing in front of you as you wiped the lipstick off. You then threw the cotton pad away.

Veneer had finished talking, and looked over at you. Noticing you and Velvet’s nervous expressions, he gave a questioning look. “Something wrong?” He asked.

“It’s nothing!” You blurted out, while Velvet nodded her head vigorously. Veneer shrugged, and moved to the vanity to remove his makeup. You and Velvet turned to each other, and let out a sigh of relief.

That was close.

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~~baileypie-writes

[aiiria17]

Anyone else underwhelmed by Sonic 3?

First note - I'm not trying to say you're wrong for enjoying the movie but just wanted to express how I felt. In fact I also liked a lot about the movie which I'll also mention

Second note - I absolutely love Sonic Adventure 2 and play it almost daily so it's DEFINITELY not that I'm not into the topic.

Third note - Spoilers!!!

Okay so there's two main things that bugged me about the movie, starting with the biggest one:

1 - Shadow

I LOVE Shadow as a character. I literally finished Shadow 05 just cause I adore his character so much. The arc he goes down in processing the rage he feels following Maria's death/his awakening is so good and has so much love and care put into it. I don't think movie Shadow is as strong of a character as the Shadow I love and obsess over.

First of all one thing I realized is just he's very quiet. Like at the end of the movie I was thinking "did I like Keanu as a voice for Shadow" and then I realized I don't feel there was enough for me to really base it off of. Like most of Shadow's scenes are him silently sitting there and observing and its just... underwhelming? That's how I felt about his character: I wanted a lot out of him and the script just didn't deliver much at all.

Shadow's relationship to Maria is shown well but kind of thrown at the wayside until the moon scene. Like honestly it feels like all he thinks about for her is revenge when that doesn't feel right in the context of the movie. In Adventure 2 the deal was Shadow having to remember Maria's wish that he valued but that doesn't exist here he just kinda realizes "oh wait I don't have to kill people" and then goes super and does stuff.

Genuinely as a huge certified Shadow lover this is just an underbaked iteration of the character that really made me feel like the movie doesn't deliver a satisfying end to his arc, at least to me. Like the moon scene is his big character climax but after that there's really nothing other than "he saves the world." I'd like him to like reflect? One of the most memorable parts of Adventure 2 is seeing Shadow cascade down to Earth. ("Maria, this is what you wanted right? This is the promise I made to you").

Basically movie Shadow is a weaker version of game Shadow and that's sad.

2 - Gerald Robotnik

The other big new character is so, so bad. I don't think the writers had a single idea for what to do with Gerald. Like he's the super evil real bad guy who wants to destroy the world but also very silly! And it's not just that he was like pretending to be silly to manipulate Ivo there is a scene after their betrayal (not really sure who technically betrayed who by definition but whatever point is they're fighting) where Gerald is spanking Ivo and like it's supposed to be silly and why can't this movie just have a consistent tone.

Ivo being silly is one thing; he's already off his rockers from the start it's his whole character. Gerald's goofiness feels so so forced and while that is arguably part of the point it goes beyond just "he was manipulating Ivo." I actually think I would have liked the movie way more if I didn't hate this character so much he's just such an ill-fitting illogical part of the story that I can't understand. Like why not just do Adventure 2 and have Eggman work with Shadow it would more sense and you could still do a lot and not have this mess to deal with.

Okay now I'm going to quickly mention things I liked but it's late so I don't want to write too much more and your time is valuable (thanks for reading if you are I appreciate it)

Good Thing 1 - Team "Sonic"

Shoulda been Team Tails he's the mvp.

Honestly their relationship in this movie was perfect. Everything felt right and natural and they all worked great and had amazing chemistry and look my pfp is Tails for a reason I'm always happy to see my boy succeed. I hope Knuckles can be treated a tad more seriously but I also do find Knuckles funny so I'm not mad (I'm like the one actual fan of the Knuckles show).

Good Thing 2 - Stone

Stone went from "I love this side character" to "this is a very good side character." He finally shows nuance to his relationship with Robotnik and it makes him seem way more interesting. He truly does want Robotnik to see him as a friend (if not more let's be real here) and there's an actual conflict between the two of them and it feels great to see happen! I really liked the Eggman message to him at the end it felt like a great end for both?(more on that next paragraph) of their characters.

So I think Eggman is maybe dead dead. If they get Jim Carrey I think it will be as a fake Eggman (my guess is Metal Sonic is going to do some Sonic Heroes shenanigans next). I do think they can do more with Stone. I mean what does he do now? I would actually like to know. Lowkey a series with him and Shadow would rule (all he really has to do is offer Shadow inner peace guac this time)

Briefly I think the post-credits is exciting and very expected. Feels like an obvious direction. My surprise bet, as previously mentioned is that it won't be Sonic CD (Amy seems too able to care for herself for that to be the case and that's awesome) and more a Sonic Heroes (where Metal Sonic shines more anyways).

Genuinely thanks for reading I just wanted to express this but it's almost midnight and I drove a lot today for this movie so I'm sleepy. bye bye