#the evolution oh god

[sevengoodusesofacadaver]

What we’ve all been waiting for: Emily Prentiss’ office tour!

[dontsh0vethesun]

don’t talk to me rn i think emily’s got cigarettes

i will DIE

gimme dat

[pmrin]

guys oh my god sea monsters cant be amphibians because. their rib cage expands whenthey breath. i shit you not i cant make this shit up the animation detail of luca's shoulders moving in the shot when alberto tells him to breathe when he first goes on the surface legit makes them amniotes. they have to be reptiles. oh my god. my worl just fell apart.

[daily-property-police]

Day 236- If you ever start thinking that Evo was all about lore and storytelling, NO. You're wrong. Here British Captain America stands in a world of Elmo memes and Pranks. Evolution SMP is an average 2017 Minecraft server.

[wolfsbaneandthistle]

Image ID: A few of the sapient aliens of the Little Bird, as represented by a couple of the crew members. At the left is Tinnsali, a Tias alien. He is tall and insect-like with long jaws, compound eyes, and a hard carapace. They’re about 6 feet tall at the shoulder. Below Tinnsali is Narihl, a common corldaxian. They’ve got a centaur-esc body plan, as well as scaly arms, long spines at their neck, and a bunny-like mouth and nose. They’re about 3 feet tall. Next to Narihl is Gary, an Atistke alien. He looks like a lobster got vertically stretched. He’s also the shortest in the lineup, coming in at a whopping one foot tall at the shoulder. Next to all three of them is Diaf, an umblan and the tallest of the group. She is slug-like, with no distinct head. She does have a horn, or maybe a stalk, that she holds upright to reach a height of nearly ten feet. But at the shoulder she’s like. 5 foot. To the right is Clatter, a zoronxie alien. She’s bipedal and raptor-like with a long tail, wings, and a segmented neck. She stands at around 4 feet tall. Finally is Hán Huì Qún, a human. She stands at around 5 foot and 6 inches tall. End ID.

Finally decided to do a lineup of most of the species that’ll feature on the Little Bird. Each originating from different planets with vastly different biology and cultures, they’ll tell you they have nothing in common.

Which isn’t really true, of course. The Little Bird is made for an oxygenated environment- there are a lot more sapient aliens in this setting, but many of them physically cannot live on the ship. So the crew all has to be at least similar enough to live in the same atmosphere. :)

[goldkirk]

excuse me for a while guys. tonight I just now figured out that people ACTUALLY like me. Like for real.

[dcvidsrossi]

There are two lines in 17x08 that make me wonder if the writers have ever watched the show.....

“It's not your office, it's Jason's office. And if you hadn't let him get killed, he'd still be in it.” Huh? Jason was retired for like, 8 years before he died. It's not really a gag if it doesn't make sense..... Also, how the fuck did he let him get killed??? By not watching him every second of his life when Jason specifically asked to be left alone? I get that she felt Dave had sentenced Jason to life in the BAU because he left (and that Jason wouldn't be able to if he did), but my god, he did not get him killed. He also straight up manufactured self-defence so he could kill the guy that killed Jason.

“I never got it right. And it all started with Jill.” ....What about your first wife, Carolyn? You know, the woman that you were married to in 1978? The woman that you loved before you had even heard of Jill? Also, one could easily argue that the first person you never got it right with was Emma????? Or did we already forget “When I met Emma, I knew that I would love her for the rest of my life; we were 12”???

[charbeloved]

so uh. how’s that Grian evo ending huh.

I’ve watched his evo twice, Martyn’s once, and the end of Jimmy’s once. It uh. It sure hits, huh?

I remember being introduced to watcher lore secondhand (I also watched hermitcraft before evo), and then actually getting into evo and everything and realizing “oh. hold on. that’s canon. Uh.” yeah it hits…

hope you enjoy hermitcraft if/when you start it!

(answering tags here bc i didn’t on the reblog)

ehehe yeah that kinda hit

i knew the watchers and watcher g was canon from the get-go, actually I've been wanting to watch EVO for the context of Watchers for a while now, like 2 years I think?

ive kinda been like here somewhat in the hermitcraft fandom, really just on the gacha and fic side and that's it but it's better than nothing

the ask-evo-grian and my need to know canon before i break it kinda gave me the motovation to watch it and i

i broke

i think yt gave me technodad's video for tommy's bday gift to him in the middle of it- XD

[beware-of-you-98]

message in a bottle emily prentiss i love you SO FUCKING BAD

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[clannfearrunt]

i found this realy good diagram and it's SO good it's a genuine delight I am losing m y mind over this it's from "Thermodynamic analysis of the squid mantle muscles and giant axon during slow swimming and jet escape propulsion"

[cannibalpool]

New Starset suddenly going heavy when I'm like, dipping my toes back into metalcore a bit is like, divine intervention. I'm GEEKED.

[reijnders]

MEGA POSTING MEGA POSTING

these funny guys are the sapient species ive developed the most (and i'll be using jeyo-centric terms for ease of reading and continuity with my other posts)

Generally, yotavuș have some differences easier to pick out across them that directly correlate(more or less) with where they are originally on the planet. those closest to the equator tend to have tan/light brown fur, splotchy stripe patterns, and longer/larger+more saturated matti and frill, while those further from the equator tend to have paler fur tending towards a blue-gray, and more solid stripes.

Additionally, they have two main places where fur can be longer than the rest on the body: the "mane", extended from just between the ears along the length of the tail, and at the junction between the underside of the tail and the back of the legs.

individual in-depth info under the cut!

images of individuals are 1-6, left to right and top to bottom

Image One: Nûzkalrw

/nu˥ʒ.kal.ɹɨ/

Found at the very bottom of the continent, and speak the isolate language of Mw̌ku, which has some influence on the modern standard dialect of its neighboring language, Chà Lo. This is the south pole of the planet, and as such these guys have fur that's longer than average for their species, and, rather uniquely, has a bit of a curl to it. They have smaller ears due to the cold as well. Culture-wise I haven't developed a lot for speakers of this language, but the word nûzkalrw in their language also refers to the species as a whole.

Image Two: H̊lanueli

/xla.n:we.li/

One of the five major ethnicities found in areas where the language Twac̊in̊ /tʷa.t͡ʃiŋ/ is dominant, on the majority of the northern peninsula of the continent, as well as along the southwest coast of the H̊iya /xi.ja/ sea. This land is home to a rang of biomes, from temperate forest to grasslands to tropical forest. Despite the warmer overall weather compared to the nûzkalrw people, there is a tendency to cover up due cultural and religious norms spanning a large amount of the region. The character pictured in the example lives at the northernmost edge of this region, and is bundled up for winter, hence the face mask.

Image Three: Càhetmǐje

/t͡ʃa˥.χɛt.mi˧˥.d͡ʒɛ/

North-ish of the central regions on the continent, and curled up along the coast of the Mǎvnivadjeco /ma˧˥v.ɲi˧.va˧d.d͡ʒɛ˧.t͡ʃɒ˧/ sea, this place is just a little below the equator and almost smack dab in this worlds "cradle of life", where it's theorized that their species first evolved. Most cultures in this area use large head coverings to protect themselves from the sun. They have shorter arms and tails than what would be expected for their heights, along with long, wide ears to help release heat. They speak several different dialects of the most widespread language on the planet(and second-most in space!), with the main one being the standard dialect.

Image Four: Uutas

/u:.tas/

The eastern neighbors of the H̊lanueli, but not as closely related as some think, due to mostly being on Ranihikk and only coming other Sotuŧahtěnu in the last thousand or so years. Big fans of bright colors, and their language has retained a logographic writing system, which is super fun. I have worldbuilt basically Nothing on the continent of Ranihikk beyond the east and west coasts so uh. yeah :)

Image Five: Neohùanshīadhàr

Standard: /neo˥.hwa˥˩n.ʃja˩.da˥˩ɹ/ Sāng-Hòn Dialect: /neo.hwa˥˩n.ʃja.ta˥˩ɹ/

This particular branch of Chà Lo speakers have a bit of a rocky past with those under the Twac̊in̊ umbrella, but in the modern(2374 and a good hundred of so years before then) era things are more of less resolved. This is a Big Desert area, so naturally you'll find a lot of these lil fuckers all around. mimicking the colors of nature is fun, and sand is hot so sandals are preferred during the dry season. tail brushes are flashy and cute, and many folks will wear those little fabric ties on their tails as well with patterning or writing that represent their family. Narrower ears than their central Katteșuvi cousins, probably to avoid catching as much sand in there. Also very, very good at running fast and for a while.

Image Six: Śjixutwu

/ʃji.ʔut.wu/

On the southern coast of Vǒtiyǎcke /vɒ˧˥.ti˧.ja˧˥.t͡ʃkɛ/, and speak one of the oldest indigenous languages on the continent, along with a few others. Defined by straits and seas(Metom Strait/mɛ˧.tɒ˧m/, Mireurǎ Sea /mi˧.rɛ˧.ə˧.ra˧˥/, Eșyǎmemě Strait /ɛ˧ɬ.ja˧˥.mɛ˧.mɛ˧˥/, Șamac Strait /ɬa˧.ma˧t͡ʃ/, Mǎvnivadjeco Sea) , there's a lot of storms here, and has led to communities relying on being water-proofed as much as possible. Tall wooden shoes are also used to stay above floodwaters. Their cultures are highly matrilineal.

[system-threat-detected]

Horizontober day 11: Royal

I didn't forget this time I just had to design two entire characters. It's a Persona 5 Royal crossover featuring our very own Sunhawk Talanah Khane Padish! Doing Persona designs is really hard for me even though I love the game and the aesthetics... I did my best! Talanah's image of rebellion is a cowboy/outlaw.

This is the most niche thing I could have possibly drawn but my target audience is myself so... Deal with it sorry lol

[thegirlwithataser]

“is everyone around here getting laid except for me?”

“well, I’m not.”

*crickets*

[foxgirlknot]

What's your favorite/least favorite school subject?

ok full disclaimer i was homeschooled and then a music major so my opinions are. skewed. but I loved math all the way up to calc and then my brain said "no actually fuck this" and refused to comprehend any of it. so.