#TWIRLING MY HAIR

[chemilico]

Top 10 most compelling arguments in history

[artsyco3xist]

"Care To Join Me?"

[gigisriley]

dear whoever wrote this on Pim’s fandom wiki article;

i wish you nothing but good health, prosperity and endless joy

[kyureccs]

this just fucked me up and it’s now all i’m gonna be thinking about. ohmygosh

NSFW Alphabet | Goo Gunil

Goo Gunil | WC: 1.2k Genre: smut Summary: nsfw alphabet game thing idk Warnings: this is just. PURE filth. I'm sorry. (No im not). NOT proofread, just straight up rambles. A/N: writers block is kicking my ass forgive me pookie bears ALSO! X is excluded bc i will Not be writing about him in that kind of detail <3

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s literally an angel idc, he would constantly ask if you’re okay and remind you to breathe and give you back rubs T-T AND omg stop he would be so quick to wipe you off if you hated feeling messy like that and he’d make sure the towel was warm and that you weren’t cold after. He gives me the vibes of someone who would give you kisses all over, like after he’d wipe something off of you, he’d kiss that spot to remind you that he’s so thankful and finds you so stunning. ALSO I feel like he’d be the kind to dress you, either in your own clothes or in something of his so you were swimming in it and comfy.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I mean. Come on now. He’s an arm guy,,, I feel it. Something about you gripping onto his biceps drives him nuts. I also feel like he would be really into like. He would be into hips and/or thighs… like something about how he could easily dig his thumbs into your skin without doing any real damage other than surface bruising… yeah… 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Now… hear me out on this. It could go one of two ways where he’d either really like to come all over you and make a mess of you OR he’s a “swallow it” kind of guy… either way, it’s going to involve holding you down in one way or another

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

So who’s going to beat my ass if I say I think he likes to edge himself… that is all.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

You can’t tell me this man hasn’t gotten laid… look at him. Is he a sex god? I do not think so. BUT he for sure knows his way around and he gives me the vibe of not being scared to be told to switch it up if what he’s doing doesn’t feel good for his partner.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Man’s a classic guy, I fear… missionary 95% of the time, only switching it up when you want to

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I think he could go both ways, but leans toward serious… I dunno! I think he likes to make a big deal about it every time and take his time.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I’ll keep it brief - trimmed and neat <3

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

^^ Like I said, he takes his time for sure… foreplay? Oh, it’s happening. Teasing? Forever. He is putting his mouth ALL over you, worshipping you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcannon)

And if. If I say he likes to jack off in front of a mirror… then what?

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He gives me such vanilla vibes, but ig cumplay if anything… breeding maybe?

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’s an at home/in private guy, don’t even joke yourself… he wants you all to himself and he wants you both to be so comfortable 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He’s a man so. Everything. LOL no jk but fr I think he really likes dirty talk and like. Sultry things that aren’t totally obvious, like you walking around in lingerie and “accidentally” showing it to him when you bend over, or asking him to touch you in a seemingly chill way only to find you aren’t wearing anything underneath, yknow?

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

He’s the least hardcore guy, I’m sorry. Yeah, he goes all out on stage but I think when it comes to sex, he’s so gentle and caring and sweet but still like… not a dominant, at all, but powerful. He doesn’t get off on obedience, you get me?

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

LOVES giving, I just know. Idk if I’d call him a munch per se, but I can just see him being the type to lay between your legs and make you come AT LEAST once before you even touch him. Also loves receiving! Somewhere between sloppy blowjobs and cock worship… yeah he’s gone.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Somewhere in the middle, for sure. He’ll speed up when you’re close, and he’ll go tantalizingly slow when you’re whining and begging for more, but he’s a rhythm guy…

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Big no, methinks. He likes aftercare and taking his time, but that doesn’t mean he’s against starting something he can finish later, like edging you a few times or rubbing you through your panties just to get you wet and needy.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

I think he’d try almost anything once within reason. Nothing extreme, obviously, but if you brought up the idea of trying a new kink or position, he’d be down to try it once, maybe twice if he liked it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

GOD forever. Hours. This man takes his time, you cannot tell me he doesn’t. He would love to leave you fucked out, even if it means he only comes once or twice.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I don’t think he’s against them, but they’re not the first thing that come to mind… he seems the type to find you fucking yourself and then want to “show you how it’s really done” you feel?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I mentioned earlier how I feel like he’d love to tease you when you whine, and I stand by that. When your thighs are pressing together and your hips are bucking and you’re grabbing at him, he’d slow down and taunt you, making you use your words, just because he likes to hear you and know the effect he has on you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud but only for you. What I mean is that he is going to be SO in your ear calling you pet names (lovingly or degradingly, tbh) and grunting, but he’s not putting on a show of it… he wants you to know what you do to him and how good you feel around him and how much he loves fucking you dumb.

W = Wild card (a random headcannon)

LISTEN. I cannottttt stop thinking about him wanting his partner to sit on his face and eat them out through their panties… like… not all the time but I cantttt get it out of my head.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s down when you’re down! He’s never going to pout about it if he’s in the mood and you’re not, but he would ask you to understand if he disappeared for a bit to take care of it, yknow? But whenever you’re in the mood… he is so on it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Not that shortly after, tbh. I think he’d be too protective and have too big of a desire to make sure you’re okay and clean and feel safe and loved and reassured, he’d only sleep after you fell asleep.

[minnimayhem]

Lucy's Aries Star Dress pisses me off, heres my redign that's more of a swapped version of the actual Aries outfit <3

[jentlemahae]

THE PRETTIEST CEO

BONUS:

[righteous-r0de0]

james bottoming was not on my 2024 bingo card, but i can’t say i’m disappointed

[starrierknight]

all that can be heard from the churchyard are his sweet begging moans , 'please, please lord forgive me- '

then when u finally let him cum he sees heaven

he pants and whimpers , 'thankyou~ thank you, god' while looking up at u with tears in his eyes

u are now who he worships

he kneels in your presence <3

( im done now , oyasumi )

he thanks you, and then he begs you to use a harsher hand with him. he's a sinful man, and you are too kind to him. he fears greed, he does not want to disappoint you and be greedy. he doesn't want to cum too much, too fast, too often, because what if that's not what you want. and if he's not obeying you, then does he love you?

he deserves to be punished. make him cry, make his eyes water and cheek sting with a slap, leave your handprint on him—it's proof that you're real, that you've touched him, that you love him. let him revel in your wrath when he disobeys, because a good follower listens to the one they worship.

a good follower should have a raw throat from prayer, no matter if that prayer is screamed, sobbed, or whispered.

[crovvlipso]

I don't have a type

My type:

[turnipoddity]

oHhh??? YOURE INTO WOMEN???????? CAN WE DATE PLS

are you free on friday night

[stjohnstarling]

Building an abomination against god all on your lonesome, stranger?

[carrots-acat]

Guys you dont know how insane i am for him

Yuuta from @codemiracle go check them out (now🔫)

[alcazarofthestars]

Read firefly wedding and ngl goto is kinda...

GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET

[tangledinink]

Its actuqlly so damn sick to see these panels again knowing the name for sure is odette, because in every panel it didnt look like othello to me and i couldnt reason out why there were lines on the Ls (which are in actuality Ts!!!) I knew it felt wrong but i couldnt place that feeling or what it actually was, much like donnie himself 🤭

So cool. Every panel with odettes name is beautifully recognizable as both odette and othello. Typemanship is an art and you did a gorgeous job!!!!

EEEE THANK YOU ; w ; I was really excited about that part tbh aND IM REALLY GLAD IT CAME ACROSS WELL AND TURNED OUT OKAY AAA THANK YOU

[rooftopdaigos]

[righteous-r0de0]

i’m re-listening to the imperium bc it’s spooky season again

have i ever mentioned how cool i think it is that sweetheart works with the pack on the security crew?

cuz that’s cool as hell