#the evilest of evils
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Them: “What’s your villain’s face-fashion like? Suave mustache, evil goatee? Hair as black as their soul?”
Me: “Pfft, no. My villains are blonde. One’s got a Karen haircut and the other looks like Prince Charming from Shrek.”
#the evilest of evils#villains for the modern era#white people#who no one can say 'no' to#one's based on a specific person#and the other is a mix of several#nothing like some therapeutic karma through fiction#did you enjoy the end of Glass Onion?#have you spent time at *redacted* high school in the last dozen years?#stick with me; we're going places#Camp NaNoWriMo#A Teacher’s Guide to Thread Magic
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2023 darkstalker floating in space doing nothing grinning evily and scary. png 1 and 2
#theres things i dont like in here but i also dont feel like retouching them so close ur eyes and pretend i did#no memory of drawing those btw. whenever i draw this guy i do in in a daze and hes on my canvas all finished up#my wof lore is that whiteout os my fav character evar so far but#instead of drawing her my brains forcing me to draw her annoying evil brother i hate#lim serious when i say i dont like him. but hes soooo fun to draw i cant say no to worlds evilest 17 year old teenager dragon. frown#i think i made those around the time i got the book which i still didnt get to read btw. sorry. this year was craszy#ill get to it. promise#darkstalker#wof#wings of fire#art tag#eyestrain
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@pansear-doodles im finally home from my second summer program so im joining in on these! heres my normal and r&r artis with pupils and spearmaster with a mouth! ft wanderer....
#spearmaster would be EVIL with the extra expressions. they would make the evilest saddest puppy face at suns just to get treats#pre-campaign arti jumpscare haha. ha. (passes away forever#trying to draw iterators a bit different im liking how its going....#rain world#rain world downpour#my art#the artificer#the spearmaster#the wanderer#ruffian and ruffles#five pebbles#seven red suns
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#birds with big beaks like this always get to cheat and have like a billion angles because they're always so good#bombirdier#this thing and espathra are like. the evilest birds in the series i swear. why did this gen give us two evil birds#they just wanna kill you. why…
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#stole this quote from a lighter#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#bells hells#bell's hells#braius doomseed#evil#shadow of death#evilest son of a bitch#cr spoilers#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme#cr3#cr c3
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i was driving to school this morning and i was struck by the thought of a version of the painting “Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan” except it’s the ghost of visenya clutching maegor’s body when he dies on the throne.
i know visenya is the paragon wire mother, and Maegor is Maegor, but i dunno. him dying on the throne, having effectively terrorized, murdered, and alienated any one who might have mourned him in the pursuit of the throne and the continuation of his father’s fledgling dynasty feels like such a crystallization of the targaryen doomrot. it’s tragic, if entirely self-prophetic and earned, but i feel like that kind of scene would be cathartic. the stability of mourning after the all-consuming pursuit of life at all costs. vulnerability and intimacy in death.
(i’m only like 70% this is coherent, but i figured i’d send it anyways because i love your blog and meta and i figure i’d finally say hi!)
no because this for real HAPPENED. Visenya in the tower of the hand after raising up her little boy to make him the perfect killing machine king and bending over backwards to usurp him a throne and then dared anyone who questioned his reign to challenge him so the faith militant did and he killed all seven of them just like mama told him to but it wasn’t enough because they cracked his skull open and he definitely bled out….she was the one to take his helmet off after. she knew
#she and her two gayest evilest daughter in laws brought him back though it was a whole thing.#the third gay evil daughter in law in question was not involved though. sorry rhaena#asoiaf
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Would you ever expand the One Of Us AU or is it more of a silly fun side thing
Do you mean a general "Ford joins during Weirdmageddon" One Of Us AU, or the specific evil Ford deal I've got going on here?
I don't plan to write fic about Evil Ford or anything—I don't plan to be writing much of *anything* except a couple of zine things until I finish my Bill fic—especially since it would largely be a retelling of canon with a few events changed and that doesn't much appeal to me as an author.
But I might toss art out from time to time, and I'm willing to answer questions about the AU. I've got another ask in my inbox about Evil Ford that I'm gonna throw some art at as soon as i finish another drawing or two.
#(his name is Evil Ford to me now)#(like he's not the evilest possible Ford; but his one defining trait is that he's The Same As Regular Ford... Except *Evil*)#(i should probably start tagging posts about him)#evil ford au#anonymous#ask#about my writing
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And just when you thought you were safe…
BOOM!
THE RAIREST OF RAIRPAIRS!!
PESKYPOPPY ARISE!!!
#scott smajor#grian#peskypoppy#Hehehehehehehheheheehehe#< the EVILEST of EVIL LAUGHS#*Rina art#Oh no my autocorrect knows ;-;
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...I found out that you can send evil boops...
...this is weirdly very on brand for my blog...
#GREAT people are going to think i'm mojo jojo even MORE now!!! 😩#...maybe it's not such a bad thing#anyway yes if you see me give you an evil boop just imagine mojo doing it#pressing THE BUTTON! and sending you the evilest of evil boops#or insert the powerpuff girls villain of your choosing#also btw if i don't send you a boop if you've sent me one... i have a lot of boops being sent my way lol but i will try to boop as many of#you as i can 😈
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HIM contains multitudes
#ppg him#the evilest of evil. the cruelest of cruel#and passionate about personal fitness#he's the whole package
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played resident lover & ended it in 15 minutes w mother miranda as my wife & even a six-year-old daughter
#“you might want to choose the other 6 paths before continuing down this one” shut up i've got that immaculate rizz#love how i wooed THE boss. the Godfather (mother) of resident evil + resident lover. came out in 15 mins w a hand around the waist#of the evilest woman possible#i got that loserboy kindhearted clueless cringefail rizz 💪💪💪#resident lover
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holy shit, Vita
Honkai 3rd Part 2 Chapter 4 (today's story release) spoiler under the cut
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#i am very pleased with the amount of both vita and songque in P2 Chapter 4#my two fav Part 2 characters did so well today!#also i believe in you vita! even if you make everyone else think you're the evilest evil-doer that ever evil'd this world#honkai impact 3rd#honkai 3rd#hi3rd#honkai impact#honkai screenshot#honkai vita#vita honkai
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like. angel is submissive and breedable because he's trying soooo hard to be Good but he has absolutely no fucking clue how because he never actually bothered to like. develop a personality, form opinions, build an ethical framework, etc. all he's got to go on is this or that makes him feel icky inside, which is completely inactionable, and so he just ends up being obedient and trusting that he surely deserves however the Good Pretty Human Girl Hero treats him. god's perfect conventionally handsome doormat.
spike is submissive and breedable because he's a bottom and he wants to get roughed up and held down and bossed around.
#jack facts#horror tag#btvs#hc#the fact that angel immediately went right back to being the evilest guy in the world like flipping a switch when his curse was broken#meanwhile spike is literally still the same guy he was before he died but with some toxic vampulinity sprinkled on top#like. angel really truly just. there's nothing in there man. even when he has a soul like... he has no connection whatsoever to who he was#and loses connection to everything he experienced while souled the literal instant he gets soulless again#he's just nothing. soul or no soul there is no guy in there.#but spike does have a connection to who he was and he retains the connections he makes while undead#and tbh! you see other vampires having connections to each other; being protective of or missing each other;#choosing their evil deeds with reasoned out motivations; etc#whereas angel is just like. oh i'm evil now. oh no now i'm good. evil again.#idk maybe there's more to it that i don't remember i haven't gotten there yet but like. good god he is so boring.#almost as boring as the anointed one who's supposed to be creepy just bc he's a Child who smirks while standing in bad lighting#that's nothinggggggg. it's nothing!#anyway. angel yuck spike yum. and that's that on that.
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instagram showed me this image and i literally said ew out loud. he looks like he’s going to call me a slur and not in the fun way
#this is the guy who sees u crossing the street and floors it in his tesla and almost hits u#okay well that’s astarion all the time. but this version has a tesla.#you took my sweet bisexual faggot and made him a trust fund baby with ‘DL’ in his grindr bio#he’s evil either way but this one is like. hands down the evilest version#漫言
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Felt like drawing this sucker last minute-
(I love doing these things but dang do I just need to go to sleep-)
I finally drew him on my tablet- yay!!
(I also think it came out pretty nice -w-)
#Pizza Tower#Evil Peppino#THE EVILEST BEING THERE IS-#PIZZA CUTTER MAN-#Nah bro- now every time I draw Evil Peppino Imma Tag evil pizza cutter man 👍👍#I really like the lineart on this one too- I always think it looks nice <x]#Doodle#Drawing#Portrait (?)#Uh oh he’s gonna kill someone- 😀
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That quote though. Theon being like (trying to spin it as) 'I've worked very hard for the benefit of our house even though I was a kidnapped child and I didn't have to I've acquired all this influence on our former enemy's son that Is advantageous for us'
Balon: 'yeah I decided to see it as a betrayal and debasing yourself actually'
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