Koopaling Headcanons: Morton
Larry | Morton | Wendy | Iggy | Roy | Lemmy | Ludwig
The gentle giant who's solid as stone, and the main enforcer of Bowser's army! A wonderful lad, he is.
Right-handed.
Fond of scrapbooking! He has a few about his siblings and growing up together, but also keeps some about his interests. Wendy likes to gift him cute papers and pattern clippers, and Lemmy finds him cool stickers.
Likes watching wrestling with Roy, which often becomes wrestling with Roy.
He likes watching cooking shows for recipes ideas with Larry, and listening to him ramble about how people are doing things incorrectly.
Has a fairly good memory, and is the most likely to not get distracted on a mission, a trait Ludwig is incredibly grateful for.
Favorite season is winter, due to the novelty (but he can't stay in the snow for too long). Summer is a close second.
A pretty decent writer. His prose is fantastic; it's speaking aloud that he had trouble with.
Surprisingly good at healing magic, possibly more so than Ludwig or even Kamek.
He got gifted a camera from Iggy when he was ten, and he's been taking good care of it ever since. He uses it for scrapbooking, mostly, but he likes taking pictures of what surrounds him.
Very fond of yarrow flowers, due to the colors and how so few of them grow in the Darklands. He first discovered them when he was stationed on a mountain fortress waiting for Mario, and picked a whole bunch to keep inside.
Favorite candies are butterscotch and caramel chews, as well as crunchy rock-candy.
While his favorite pastries are donuts, Wendy once gave him a slice of her patisserie’s strawberry shortcake to try, and he’s been hooked on the flavor even since.
Prefers keeping his notes on pen and paper rather than a phone. He likes the feeling of writing.
Favorite fruit is raspberries and oranges.
Allergic to peanuts, but he prefers Nutella anyway.
His skin is actually much thicker than his siblings to help resist temperature extremities, and since he likes to burrow in sand a lot, it sometimes can get cracked and dry. He and Wendy like to get treatments and make a day of it together.
One of his favorite things is just sitting with his siblings and seeing what they're doing. He's happy to help with whatever they're involved in.
The physically strongest koopaling out of the seven. He's sometimes not quite aware of his strength, but he's trying to get better at it.
Has a soft spot for cute, fluffy animals. Probably aware of Larry's love for a ‘girly’ pony show, but doesn't mind.
Likes listening to Ludwig go on about his mystery novels, and helps as a sound-board for when he needs to bounce theories off someone.
He keeps a miniature zen-garden in his room, and likes to spend time raking little patterns in the sand and moving the rocks around.
The first of his siblings to figure out how to transform his wand into another weapon.
Magic is a weird case with him; trying to cast was difficult, even if the effect was fine. When he learned how to wield his hammer, however, it felt much more intuitive.
Really good with kids, even if he doesn't see a lot of them. He was the most excited out of all his siblings for when Junior was born.
Easily the best secret keeper out of the seven. That koopaling is a VAULT.
Has a fondness for birds, especially ducks. He once got to go to a farm with little ducklings and hold them, and he was crying happy tears almost the entire time.
Coincidentally, he's got an amazing rubber ducky collection. It's very cute, and touching it without his permission will very likely kill you.
Is a big fan of sculpture work, and sometimes will make little trinkets and carvings from chunks of rock he finds. His love of making things is also what convinced him to create Morton's Construction, when his siblings were making businesses.
Wendy is on a persistent quest to make him an Instagram for his scrapbooks and carving work. Morton is on a persistent quest to remember to use it, but always gets distracted.
One of the best taiko drummers —and kumi-daiko performers — this side of the Darklands. He practices with the Hammer Bros.
Can and will stop everything and anything he's doing to make sure an animal crosses the street safely.
Has an almost mom-level accuracy for knowing where lost things are. Any time his siblings can't find something, they go to him, and ninety percent of the time, his guesses are right.
Loves giving hugs! Does not love how he sometimes hugs a little too hard and people get squished.
He likes experimenting in the kitchen with Larry, offering spice suggestions and combos, even if he turns the heat on way too high.
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Obsession, Desperation
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Do you ever get so obsessed with someone that you dream of kissing them, proceed to call them as often as possible to try and talk things out with them and end up booking an entire flight because they won't talk to you? (/nsrs - don't actually do this 💀)
[ Transcript + Creds under the cut <3 ]
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Panel 1 : I've tried to call you, time and time again, i think you know this by now / I don't know what to say anymore... I don't know if you've even heard my voicemails / Listen, I just need to talk to you, talk things through, it's been so, so long, please
Panel 2 : I'm desperate for an answer / And like the rest of my desperation in my life, intrusive became impulsive / This is all very abrupt, but Rylan will look after my apartment in my absence
Panel 3 : I'll be back in a week's time
Panel 4 : - $158
Panel 5 : Cause I just hate the way you spoke / Green eyes make everything numb
Panel 6 : (I'm not writing everything that's on that ticket I'm sorry 😭)
Panel 7 : Gate 4 has just departed
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Scene 1 : Old Motel Room by Villareal Scenes
Scene 2 : Mini Airport Lobby by Heritage
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One of my favorite things that happened during my last mage Hawke playthrough was during the final battle against Meredith. Everything's going well. We're kicking her ass, she's got just this much health left, we're so close... but then everyone gets stunned dizzy.
Hawke is stumbling around all confused, seeing stars. The rest of his companions are stunned. I'm annoyed because I just want to end this fight. Don't know how or who did it, probably Meredith, but the situation's dire.
Meredith's standing by herself at the center of the Gallows, shouting nonsense and smugly believing the Maker's going to come down and make her his new bride after she murdered a bunch of innocent people.
Truly, this is the part of the story where Varric says they all thought hope was lost, that in the end, Meredith would pull a fast one on us and claim victory...
Until the REAL hero of dragon age 2 comes storming at her. I don't know why Carver was the only one to not be affected, but he literally jumped out of no where and just started bashing Meredith with his sword while everyone else was too dizzy to do anything until she was dead and the cutscene played.
"Hawke defeated Meredith-" LIES, VARRIC. I know the truth! I was there! Hawke didn't do shit! Carver Hawke was the main character all along! He got shit done and Varric gave Hawke all the credit!
I bring this up because last night I finished my warrior Hawke run and when we got to the fight with Meredith, I kind of hoped the same thing would happen where Bethany dashed in all heroic and got the killing blow on Meredith.
She did not.
She got squished by a statue.
But it's fine, Bethany Hawke was the true main character in my heart.
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