#the eivwhores are back

[itseivwhore]

Again:

Ezio Auditore 🤝 Basim Ibn Ishaq

Having knee pain at fucking 25 from jumping down buildings to pose.

[itseivwhore]

It's like as if he practically bursted inside our house, took us by the shoulders and violently slammed us against a wall and, while intensely looking in our eyes, he uttered:

"You whore for me now" and we all nodded submissively at him. And we don't mind at all

[cavvaje]

an only half serious attempt at mustache eivor — what if i end up liking one of these crack eivors more than normal eivor what then? do i get cast out of the eivwhores LOL (as if I haven’t already lmfao but shoutout to that anon amirite this is for you)

[erzsebetrosztoczy]

He has the

biceps

neck

titts

veins

back

ass

thighs

beard

EYES

VOICE

[itseivwhore]

...I...

hey, is everything okay? you haven't commented barking sounds under a picture of your favorite male character, I'm starting to get worried

[itseivwhore]

B I T C H eivors back is- ok I’m done

Right?I just

Anyway,whoever you are please don't stop I'm loving all those little sinful confessions keep them coming HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[itseivwhore]

So, let's put apart the fact that I said that I wAs BaCk!1!1!1!!1!!!111! and then I ended up to disappear AGAIN, which one of the eivwhores wants to be tagged in some nasty spicy perv NSFW however you want to call them headcanons which I am currently working on? 👀 (just a warning though, they will be about MALE Eivor. I just wanted to clear that out because well...you know why HAHHAHAH)

Asking because most likely people forgot about me and about my wild reputation as a whore here and that's unacceptable.

[itseivwhore]

Mgntmggmh I'm bACK my fellow eivwhores and not eivwhores or just simply assasinwhores.

I know I have been...absent for uhh almost two months without reblogging and posting anything.

I didn't truly left though??I was there almost all the days liking all of your posts but uhh I just have seen myself kind of overwhelmed with billions of posts to reblog and I was like heLp. Plus I didn't truly had the right energy (as a wise man once said, the CRACKHEAD energy you all seem to like a lot) to, indeed, post original content and/or whoreing (???) in the tags.

I did miss reblogging posts from my mutuals and being a whore for hot viking men underneath in the tags🥺

BUT the Supreme Eivwhore™ is back and I'm absolutely not sorry if I spam you with notifications.

Muah

[itseivwhore]

I have no shame anymore

Sir?Fottimi.

Hearthweru tattoo set

[erzsebetrosztoczy]

♡♡♡♡ send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome

For a moment, just for a moment, I'll forget the abominations you edited on Eivor

That was the adrenaline the Eivwhores needed hun 😌😏🤣 Anyway I start shootin--

[itseivwhore]

No you don't understaANd I AM OBSESSED EITH HIS V LINE AND WITH THOSE TROUSERS

[erzsebetrosztoczy]

My fondest memory is when Ivarr caught on fire and Eivor looked...well not worried or scared but like "Are you fucking kidding me you dumbass? (ノ ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)ノ" and THAT FUCKING DIPSHIT JUST STOOD BACK UP LIKE: "Ya boiy im on fire LOL" and wanked Rhodri in the face WITH A FUCKING CANDDLE HOLDER #gocrazygostupidIvarr apeshit Ivarr is best Ivarr

Did it change my life in some way? IN SOME WAY?? I became. A WHORE. AN EIVWHORE. that game music just resonates with me in so many level i can't even explain, and the best??? I MET A LOT OF AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED PEOPLE WHO DESERVS THE WORLD!!!! I never felt so accepted and loved as i do here it's really a new sweet feeling to have in my heart when i think about this little section of the Creed Community im in. Really amazing and heartwarming, so thank you guys for everyone who met me and who is my

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✿.｡.:* ☆:**:. NET FRIEND ✿.｡.:* ☆:**:.ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ) now😊😊😊😊😊😘😘😘😘😘

And my favorite character? Uhhh i try not to let my thirsty ass roll up and take controlllll butweseee....Soh:

Raven BoI EIVOR/ SHADY SLUT HAVI however you prefer to refer him (eheheh prefer-refer ya see that flow?😏😏🤣) That man is a whole meal i would love to devour, a soft himbo and a bloody-drengr-demigod-mister-beefy viking king both as Eivor with their hero roll and both as Shady Ratman Havi he was a badass and it was a true adventure to ride across England with him hecantakemeanytimehewantsoverall smol king supremacy here

Tall fella Sigurd: so the thing is....i did not have a thing for mentally wrecked/unstable man with god-complex..... But this ginger tall princeling 👁👁 wooff Sigurd not only is hawt, but he also showed me, that i don't need to be afraid of loss and i have the inner strenght to stand up and be a whole person after the lowpoints too. He lost his title which was his from birth, he grew up to became a king. He didn't become one. And? He moved on. He got mutilated as a consequence of deceive. He had trauma. What he did? Got up, and healed with time and moved on. He showed me that we are not perfect and that's okay. He showed that after a tragedy you can stand up, okvercome it and move on. (Sorry that his mentioning got this long but he made me soft and feels😢)

Ivarr I go crazy i go stupid Ragnarrson. Sometimes you don't need an honored coded or "good guy" character to enjoy that character. Ivarr is crazy, morally grey ((and capturing for me)) I loved his role in Valhalla and i loved himm Honorable mentions:

VILI THE TROLL BOY

The -i hate you Eivor...wait i changed my mind fuck me- Broder khmmm Brothers

GUNNAR YOU SWEET PROUD PAPPA WHO WAS A HAWT YOUNG MAN SHEESH

Ceolbert bb boy i hope you eat so much vanilla ice cream in heaven as you can😞❤❤

Thorrrr/Halfdan with his wife Faravid

Soma Jarlskoma the Queen

Valka the other Queen who could give me a joint, i want to go fo Asgard too

Angel Hythem UWU

Proud Papa Basim/Loki

Happy Birthday Eivor!!

Thanks to this game, I met a bunch of incredible people and friends, improved my drawing skills (thanks to my Ivarr obsession) a lot and had all in all a fuckton of fun on this emotional rollercoaster. So I decided to make this litte illustration of the first anniversary. I can’t believe that it’s already a year since the release.

If you (yes, you!) like, reblog and tell everyone your answers to the following questions: What is your fondest memory of the game? Did it change your life in some way? And who is your favourite character.

[itseivwhore]

Mr Eivor sir do you mind if I just:

Even in the darkness… Eivor’s muscles do be poppin

[hysterialevi]

This is why I love you

@itseivwhore told me she misses being a whore in my tags so this post is purely to give her that opportunity

Do your thing girl

[itseivwhore]

You forgot he got them abs as well. Also MMMMHHHHH such good shots (AND THE WAY THE BICEPS CAME OUT IN THAT???*moans*).

Anyway,what do my eyes see?

Mmmhhh...

Poor little thing wants to have her title of eivwhore back? We shall see.

He has the

biceps

neck

titts

veins

back

ass

thighs

beard

EYES

VOICE