#the dustpans
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Alright you know what... I'm giving in... Have a drooly guy.
#serif talks#serif doodling#enzy#drooly lad#my oc/alter#the dustpans#I'm giving in#throwing the towel#towel's been thrown#I can't rid myself of this guy UG H
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There was another estate sale this weekend and I got several useful things, including this delightful dustpan! I don't know if he's a demon or a green man or something else, but I love his swirly beard and cornucopias.
It's fairly thin pressed metal with no information marked on it anywhere, and it was $12.
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Thinking about "Oh! I shall be sick! Fetch the Bucket of Bhaal." Implying both that the Durge-Fel household has a dedicated vomit bucket (not surprising I guess). And that that vomit bucket is apparently also dedicated to their Dread Father. How does Bhaal feel about this is this one of those "well I'm an evil god so I think vomit rules" things or. Do they just tack "of Bhaal" onto every household item
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i simply refuse to believe that Big Dustpan has done all they can to innovate in that sector
#have simply never used a dustpan that didn't leave a line of dust behind underneath the dustpan that didn't require a second and sometimes#even a THIRD sweeping!
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Cannot stand young men and their dumb monotone voices and arrogant way of interacting with others
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Me making clone trooper OCs: You guys are gonna have the dumbest names :)
#'hypeup' is a relatively normal clone name#'dustpan' and 'broomstick' are not#my ass creating 'betacuck' as a joke and then actually liking him#star wars#sw the clone wars#sw tcw#sw prequels#the prequel trilogy#star wars the clone wars#the clone wars#clone troopers#clone trooper oc#tcw#star wars tcw#star wars fandom#the bad batch#sw tbb#retteyo au#yes these mf were originally created for retteyo but now i wanna also make a version for canon
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help i replayed the great ace attorney and i've gone crazy. anyway have some doodles
#dgs spoilers#dgs#tgaa#ace attorney#i'm... not gonna tag all these characters#anyway do you think the bailiffs have to clean up all van Zeiks' shattered wine glasses#or does he like. sweep 'em into a dustpan at the end of every trial HAHAHA
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some strays that i see often in my neighborhood
#i couldnt get tapeworm checked bc my dad just threw him to god knows where#curry too :-( i never saw either of them again#cats#artsy pastry#no id#he's trying to get rid of dustpan and her kids too bc they keep lounging on our porch but hrourrgghgh i hope he wont get to
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Achi, internally: you know, I think I've started to be at ease around Karan
Karan, internally: married life suits us I think
Achi, internally: ...scratch that
#i was going to make a joke about karan thinking about what they'd get embroidered on those towels and dishcloths they give out at weddings#but realised that i might be overestimating how common it is to give out merch of yourself at your wedding#in my defence i didn't know you could go and buy stuff like towels or dustpans or spiral bound notebooks in a shop till i was like 11#but like think about it. they work at a stationery companay there's definitely goingbto be an array of karan x achi merch for the wedding#cherry magic thailand#cherry magic th#karan#achi#cherry magic thai
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the Cat walking in on Lister & Rimmer in the midst of a screaming argument w Lister holding Rimmer's ashes over the toilet and threatening to flush them. just pulls a face and walks out. NOT worth it.
#red dwarf#i gather they did canonically dispose of everyone's remains but im choosing to believe rimmer insisted on keeping his#he made lister scoop them up in a dustpan and asked him to get a nice urn to put them in#& then nagged him about it for months bcos his mortal remains were just sitting there in a sandwich bag
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To explain how little faith both me and my partner have in me, I misplaced my phone and both of us independently checked the fridge twice
#the elf talks#it was on the chair no one uses under a dustpan which is equally strange but like#my adhd could be weaponized like Jesus Christ
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a thing i made for the @artwhumpersanonymous art exchange
@whump-queen 's Seven!
#my art#whump art#kneeling#blood#bruises#i played around with the patterns and textures for so long lol#buut im happy with the result i think#someone get this poor guy some gloves or a dustpan brush (no)#i need to art more this is fun
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i thought it was funny
#random#personal#went to bed at who knows what time and woke up and the floor was spotless#i have a very vague recollection of cleaning the carpet repeatedly with a dustpan#anyways now i get why he's so stressed all the time#my head feels like it's gonna explode and my heart keeps doing the funny add n' subtract a beat thing#anyways#will prob delete this later#at least my room is clean?#the bedsheets and the floor and the closet and the desk#i even got the window sill apparently
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Detail from a 1959 Addis advertisement by totallymystified
#housewife#cleaning#housework#dustpan and brush#1959#1950s#50s#fifties#illustration#retro#vintage#nostalgia#flickr
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I like this gif because it looks like hes stuck eating that extra left over chunk forever
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