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scuddle-bubble101 · 3 months ago

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Alright you know what... I'm giving in... Have a drooly guy.

#serif talks #serif doodling #enzy #drooly lad #my oc/alter #the dustpans #I'm giving in #throwing the towel #towel's been thrown #I can't rid myself of this guy UG H

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vinceaddams · 12 days ago

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There was another estate sale this weekend and I got several useful things, including this delightful dustpan! I don't know if he's a demon or a green man or something else, but I love his swirly beard and cornucopias.

It's fairly thin pressed metal with no information marked on it anywhere, and it was $12.

#thrifting #estate sales #dustpans #monsters

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bhaalble · 1 year ago

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Thinking about "Oh! I shall be sick! Fetch the Bucket of Bhaal." Implying both that the Durge-Fel household has a dedicated vomit bucket (not surprising I guess). And that that vomit bucket is apparently also dedicated to their Dread Father. How does Bhaal feel about this is this one of those "well I'm an evil god so I think vomit rules" things or. Do they just tack "of Bhaal" onto every household item

#my lady! the dustpan of bhaal!#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #dark urge #scleritas fel

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gwynndolin · 5 months ago

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i simply refuse to believe that Big Dustpan has done all they can to innovate in that sector

#have simply never used a dustpan that didn't leave a line of dust behind underneath the dustpan that didn't require a second and sometimes #even a THIRD sweeping!

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femenaces · 1 month ago

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Cannot stand young men and their dumb monotone voices and arrogant way of interacting with others

#wanted to beat this guy over the head with my metal dustpan

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clone-wars-retteyo-au · 27 days ago

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Me making clone trooper OCs: You guys are gonna have the dumbest names :)

#'hypeup' is a relatively normal clone name #'dustpan' and 'broomstick' are not #my ass creating 'betacuck' as a joke and then actually liking him #star wars #sw the clone wars #sw tcw #sw prequels #the prequel trilogy #star wars the clone wars #the clone wars #clone troopers #clone trooper oc #tcw #star wars tcw #star wars fandom #the bad batch #sw tbb #retteyo au #yes these mf were originally created for retteyo but now i wanna also make a version for canon

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senblades · 2 days ago

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help i replayed the great ace attorney and i've gone crazy. anyway have some doodles

#dgs spoilers #dgs #tgaa #ace attorney #i'm... not gonna tag all these characters #anyway do you think the bailiffs have to clean up all van Zeiks' shattered wine glasses #or does he like. sweep 'em into a dustpan at the end of every trial HAHAHA

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pinchan · 11 months ago

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some strays that i see often in my neighborhood

#i couldnt get tapeworm checked bc my dad just threw him to god knows where #curry too :-( i never saw either of them again #cats #artsy pastry #no id #he's trying to get rid of dustpan and her kids too bc they keep lounging on our porch but hrourrgghgh i hope he wont get to

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jjsanguine · 10 months ago

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Achi, internally: you know, I think I've started to be at ease around Karan

Karan, internally: married life suits us I think

Achi, internally: ...scratch that

#i was going to make a joke about karan thinking about what they'd get embroidered on those towels and dishcloths they give out at weddings #but realised that i might be overestimating how common it is to give out merch of yourself at your wedding #in my defence i didn't know you could go and buy stuff like towels or dustpans or spiral bound notebooks in a shop till i was like 11 #but like think about it. they work at a stationery companay there's definitely goingbto be an array of karan x achi merch for the wedding #cherry magic thailand #cherry magic th #karan #achi #cherry magic thai

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penny-anna · 1 year ago

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the Cat walking in on Lister & Rimmer in the midst of a screaming argument w Lister holding Rimmer's ashes over the toilet and threatening to flush them. just pulls a face and walks out. NOT worth it.

#red dwarf #i gather they did canonically dispose of everyone's remains but im choosing to believe rimmer insisted on keeping his #he made lister scoop them up in a dustpan and asked him to get a nice urn to put them in #& then nagged him about it for months bcos his mortal remains were just sitting there in a sandwich bag

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dark-elf-writes · 2 months ago

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To explain how little faith both me and my partner have in me, I misplaced my phone and both of us independently checked the fridge twice

#the elf talks #it was on the chair no one uses under a dustpan which is equally strange but like #my adhd could be weaponized like Jesus Christ

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thatsgonnaleaveamark · 6 months ago

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