#the ducc is the best

[dhmis-autism]

Hello !!!! What's your fav song from DHMIS ? :3

↑ Ducc 😎

VERY CUTE QUESTION AND VERY CUTE GIF THANK YOOOU!! If I had to choose, from the web series, The Computer Song is DEFINITELY my favorite, I think it’s the best one.

In the TV show that’s a bit harder actually! There’s a LOT of really really great ones in the TV show…. Probably the song they sing when they’re in the car? If I ABSOLUTELY had to choose. I still really like Big Day, the Electricity Song, the Stress song, OH and the Brain Friends theme is really fun too..

DHMIS IS JUST GOOD MUSIC-WISE MAN!!

[dasturdlydangerousduck]

Just some silly attractive ducc counselors being pranked by some rowdy kids...

Movie nights are always the best way to scare unsuspecting victims...

[zengroove]

I didn't intend to take 4... is ya own fault. U a asshole that doesn't listen worth a damn so is no teaching or helping u. Just exploiting ya weakness and taking the best potential u had. No worries though there's plenty of feet in the world for u to fucc 😆 perhaps if u was as good at fuccing as u r at glitching, dey wouldn't be on me ducc in the 1st place fucc boy glitchy glitch also I shouldn't have to add Mature label everyTime just put Mature label on me entire Wall daammmnnnn u understand it's 2023 and u online so understand me next 2 words I'll scream so ya tiny mind can get it USER FRIENDLY!

[charltheweeb]

Psssh what do you think you're DOING here being an absolute QT like who do you THINK you actually ARE??? OH HECC ANON ISN'T ON HECC-

Excuse you, I believe you are the HECCING QT my friend 😌

[zephyrine-gale]

welcome to chilis we climb pillars to catch crystal flies around here

[goldenhydreigon47]

Smash Ultimate Roster Fun Facts:

(One per character and according to my headcanons)

Mario: Very supportive of the goals of the roster, even if he doesn't agree with their moral values.

DK: Can talk but only says, "Banana Slamma."

Link: Gender non-conforming and very adorable

Samus/Zero Suit Samus: Many think she's straight but she's actually aroace.

Dark Samus: Interacts with no one at all

Yoshi: Wags his tail often

Kirby: Petitioning for Bandana Dee to get in the next Smash Game (if there is one)

Fox: Feels a lot of guilt for ruining all the viability of half the Melee roster (more reasons why Melee is worse than Brawl and Ultimate lmao)

Pikachu: Belongs to Red but acts more independently.

Luigi: Slightly jealous of his brother, but its more of a friendly sibling rivalry thing.

Ness: Has the most obvious crush on Lucas.

Captain Falcon: Everyone loves this absolute Chad, and he cares about everyone as well

Jigglypuff: Still gets mad and draws on everyone's face when they fall asleep as she sings.

Peach: Sass incarnate

Daisy: Somehow even sassier than Peach

Bowser: Literally every kid's father figure

Ice Climbers: Feel like they deserve the hate they get for being so broken in Melee and Brawl.

Shiek: Trans Icon

Zelda: Her powerful magic kick in her Forward, Back, and Down Aerials were inspired by Captain Falcon's Knee

Dr. Mario: Not a doctor at all

Pichu: Everyone loves him because baby

Falco: Y'know Berdly from Deltarune? Yeah Falco's basically like him.

Marth: Is the most attractive person in Smash

Lucina: Was filled with serotonin when she met Marth for the first time

Young Link: Everyone likes him until they fight him

Ganondorf: Is a Captain Falcon fanboy, hence why their moves look so similar

Mewtwo: Meditates so he doesn't get wrapped in the chaos

Roy: Is our boy

Chrom: Everyone's second adoptive father

Mr. Game and Watch: Is secretly a zombie because the Game and Watch games are dead

Meta Knight: Unlike the Virgin Fox, he, an absolute Chad, is proud of how broken he was, furtherproof Brawl is better than Melee.

Pit: BEST BOY AND A PURE CINNAMON ROLL

Dark Pit: Wants Shadow in Smash because, well, he knows better.

Wario: Still petitioning to get Waluigi in Smash

Snake: Goes, "Hrnnnngh," at the beginning of every few sentences he makes

Ike: Literally everyone is still surprised with how buff he is

Squirtle: Was trained by Mario to perfect using Water Gun

Ivysaur: Is supported far more as the original Plant Gang instead of the idiotic chomper.

Charizard: Gets war flashbacks when seeing a single rock.

Diddy Kong: Pranks everyone

Lucas: Is protected by everyone, especially Ness

Sonic: Has races against Acceleratle Hero

King Dedede: Is a Supastah Warriah

Olimar: Frequently makes, "How's the weather up there," jokes.

Lucario: Since he's already one with the Aura, he's also studying Tarot cards.

R.O.B: Was given a replacement Ancient Minister garb in a good guy colorscheme.

Toon Link: Often paired with Pit in team battle because comedy gold

Wolf: Now has more of a friendly rivalry with Fox

Villager: Set up his own house for vacations

Mega Man: Wants Zero to be added to the roster SO BADLY

Wii Fit Trainer: Only tries to train those he/she deems unhealthy

Rosalina: Treats Kirby like one of her own children

Little Mac: Worst character in the game lmao

Greninja: Fights with honor and dignity

Mii Fighters: Literally no one cares

Palutena: Very proud of her

N E U T R A L

A E R I A L

Pac-Man: Talks with Game and Watch about the good ol' days.

Robin: Is trying his/her best to teach Pit and Kirby how to read

Shulk: Makes Bri'ish jokes frequently

Bowser Jr: Nobody hurts him during his pranks for fear of Bowser brutally maiming them

Duck Hunt Duo: Are good boys because doggo and ducc

Ryu: Constantly training

Ken: Trying to get Ryu to live a little

Cloud: Still getting waking nightmares over Sephiroth

Corrin: Often interacts with the other Dragon Types on the Kalos Pokémon League stage, his/her favorite being Hydreigon, obviously.

Bayonetta: Like Meta Knight, was proud of how broken she was.

Inkling: Has the most swagger out of everyone

Ridley: Joins Sephiroth in giving waking nightmares to Samus and Cloud

Simon/Richter: Christians, but very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community because they actually have standards unlike radical, right-wing, sociopathic Christians.

King K. Rool: Does sumo matches against Dedede frequently.

Isabelle: Gets several headpats

Incineroar: Has met John Cena

*[No one likes or cares about Piranha Plant]*

Joker: Gets everyone to hang out with the other Phantom Thieves, especially Mouse (Pichu) and Star (Kirby)

Hero (Dragon Quest): Is trying to teach Robin the spells he can use

Banjo-Kazooie: Best friends with the Kongs and K. Rool

Terry: Often trains against Ken

Byleth: Was depressed when first added due to the amount of hate they got, but are happier now that the hatred has thankfully died down

Min-Min: The only person so far to beat Little Mac at boxing.

Steve: Has building contests against Villager and Isabelle

Sephiroth: Is your new god now after killing Galeem and Darkhon

Pyra/Mythra: Tell their haters to, "Cry about it."

Kazuya: Trains very often against Ryu

Sora: Was welcomed with open arms by Pit especially

[duccamuccexclamationpoint]

Hiya, possible pals!

Hiya, whoever’s seeing this! I’m Ducc! it might not be obvious, but im a huge fan of video games, and Homestuck and rping, as well as a bunch of other things- but Homestuck and rping’s a big one! so much so, that i thought i’d post info about my many OCs! Im not really the best at art, so some characters only have art in a Homestuck sprite maker, so apologies in those regards! other than that, i hope you all enjoy the stuff i’ll be posting, and i hope you all have a pretty great day! ^u^

[batmanie]

I dedicate this to @riddle-me-ducc. ; ) Enjoy!

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“Who is this?”

“Ah, Jonathan Crane! It’s good to hear your rusty, old voice again!”

“Edward…” The man at the other end sounds less than amused.

“Well, this is not a guessing game, but if it was – you’d win, my scary friend! It is I – The Riddler – Gotham’s greatest…”

He doesn’t get to finish.

“What do you want, Edward.” With this much emphasis put on ‘Edward”, the name sounds almost like an insult from Scarecrow’s mouth.

That doesn't discourage Riddler, a lesser man – maybe – but not him. “Can’t a fellow rogue call his most respected colleague just to ask how things are going in these difficult times?”

“Most respected?” There's a short silence on the line. “Wrong number.”

“No-no, really! I know I do not always express it, but I have a deep respect for your spooky-antics, and how they mess with Batman’s head. Of course, not as effectively as my riddles do but…”

“Can you get to the point?”

“My point is – I appreciate your work. And I wanted to check if you’re still alive.”

“I’m touched,” Scarecrow doesn’t sound like it, which makes Riddler wonder, whether the man is actually being cynical all along. “And as you can hear, I’m alive and well. So, you can safely hang up and return to minding your own business. Have a good day.”

“Wait! That’s not all!” He tries to stop the other before getting cut off. “I got…a situation here…”

“Hmm?” For once, Jonathan seems relatively intrigued but Edward still hesitates, pondering on how to verbalize his case in the most efficient way possible.

“The truth is…I didn’t contact you merely to send my regards.”

“I figured.”

“Well…,” He clears his throat. “As I said, I have a situation that might require a second opinion of someone qualified enough to provide a professional approach.”

Jonathan’s sigh reminds of a gust of wind: “You’re avoiding the answer, Edward.”

“Oh, it’s nothing big. But if you happen to be at Bowery tonight,” Riddler is trying his best to make it sound more casual than pleading, “...remember that you are always welcome at my riddle-fortress. I will even let you in without testing your brain-capabilities first!”

“It’s just that…I had a little accident at work and I’m afraid…”

“You’re afraid?” A new spark of excitement lits Scarecrow’s deadly-serious tone. “Interesting…”

“That’s very kind of you, Edward. If I didn’t know you better, I’d have thought you’re trying to lure me there…”

Riddler giggles nervously. “Don’t be ridiculous, Crane. My intentions are pure, but if you don’t trust me…”

“No one in Gotham trusts you.”

“And they all should!” Losing his nerves is not what Edward planned for, but Scarecrow has this amazingly annoying ability to trigger him in the least suitable moments. “I’m the most brilliant man in this city and when I say something, they all should listen to me! When I say that their beloved hero who named himself after a flying rodent, is one big fraud – a true villain and imposter – I should be getting thanked for my discoveries! Not put in an asylum for the mentally ill!

After getting his frustration partially out of his system, Edward attempts to collect himself again.

There is a long, long pause on the other side, making Riddler start to feel uncomfortable.

“Are you still there?” he asks, unsure of himself.

“Yes, I was just wondering if I should bring a cheesecake or a pumpkin pie.”

“If you are planning on bringing a gift, I suggest…a first-aid kit.”

-#-

“Yes! For the third time tonight, Edward – I know how to treat an open fracture.”

Scarecrow stares at his finished work. He has put the broken bone that was sticking out of a gruesome-looking open wound in Nigma’s forearm back in place, stitched up the torn skin, and secured the injury. He can still recall how Edward’s face twisted in pain at every touch during the patching-up, even though the man had probably stuffed himself with every painkiller he had found before calling for Scarecrow.

Oh, he is so going to save a mental picture of suffering Edward for a lifetime.

“But it is my right!” Riddler fumes, clutching onto his makeshift sling. “My right arm! And I am right-handed!” His voice is a mixture of desperation, rage, and self-pity, and Jonathan can drink up that concoction from his lips anytime. “How am I going to work now? How am I going to take care of myself?”

“Don’t look at me,” Crane shrugs it off, he is old enough to know, where this is going. “I did enough by coming here and bringing what you asked for.”

Edward doesn't look satisfied with that answer, so Jon has to quickly change the topic. “How did that happen anyway?”

“Well, I was going to place my 85th Riddler Trophy at the old lighthouse on Bleak Island. I was climbing up a stone stairway and I might have… slipped.”

“Are you trying to say,” Jonathan cocks his brow, “that from all the potentially lethal things you’re playing with on a daily basis, including handling heavy machinery, tinkering with high voltage, and climbing over building tops, it was a normal staircase that turned out to be your downfall?”

“That is a huge simplification!” The other man snaps back, his face slightly flushed with emotions and fever. “It was raining and the stairs got slippery! I’m not stupid!”

“I didn’t say you are.”

“You didn’t have to! I know what you’re thinking! I can recognize that judgmental look on your ugly face when you're trying to psychoanalyze me – just like the unqualified, uneducated Arkham staff that poses for doctors! I’m sick of being judged by the ones like you!”

Scarecrow sighs, tired of the childish accusations. “You called for me, remember?”

“I thought you would h…” The man cuts himself off, suddenly looking embarrassed or mad at himself for going too far. “Never mind. I’m a genius, I don’t need you. I don’t need anyone! Just remember you owe me for all I did for you after you got your face eaten by a crocodile last year.”

“Emotional blackmail?” Jonathan gets up from his chair, now looking down at the sulking man before him. “That’s a bit low for you, Edward. I expected better.”

Edward bits his lower lip as a wave of anger flushes over his body, visibly leaving him even more ashamed. This is how a proper guilt trip is done – Scarecrow thinks, staring at the man’s reactions blankly, reading him like an open book.

“Well, sorry to disappoint you by reminding you how ungrateful you are, Crane!”

“In that case, I will be going.” He turns away, waiting for Riddler to insult him one last time. “Take care of yourself, Edward.”

The man says nothing and Jonathan has to fight back the urge to look back at him.

“Wait,” Riddler’s hushed voice catches him at the door. “I would appreciate it,” the man sounds soft as if he swallows his pride and anger just now. “…if you at least stay the night. I will figure something out by tomorrow.”

Asking for help, showing vulnerability – it is an extremely hard task for people like them, Jonathan knows that from experience. “Fine! But remember that I’m not your private nurse.”

It takes bravery to admit that you needed someone.

[archived-brokentoys]

@riddle-me-ducc said:

I'm choosing to believe this is a temporary outfit and there'll be a big reveal of his Proper Suit in the film itself, they're just keeping it a secret! I personally don't think this is the look he'll have throughout the whole thing, especially when they seem to be keeping pretty accurate with other characters ^^

THAT’S actually what I’m thinking too! But I was leaning more towards they’d pull a Batman Forever. Y’know where in the final confrontation, Ed is revealed in... what the movie thought was the BEST outfit design. (It’s so fucking ugly BUT. I do approve of the glitter.) I was thinking Ed will probably be like how he is in Arkham City where we’ll not really see him too much in person, but rather mostly hear him on the radio or like. When we do see him in person, he’s all hidden in that outfit we see, in order to make him more of a mystery. Because you know, he’s an Enigma. But then like, when Batman finally confronts Edward in the end... we’ll see him clad in that suit and bowler hat! Which I think would be pretty awesome and a good pay off but at the same time... I just want to see my boy in the suit throughout most of it. And if they do it this way, merch will DEFINITELY just by the “hush-like” design to avoid spoilers. Which, I’ll still have the problem with the merch. (Look, the merch is important to me as a collector! lol!)

I’m really hoping yours or my theory is right. I don’t really think Dano looks much like Ed... at  all. (In fact, he kinda looks opposite. Ed’s character is usually known for his very defined features, sharp cheekbones and jutting jaw while Dano has more of a... soft baby face.) but as long as Dano does a good job... I suppose I’m alright with it. I’m NOT gonna be a Debbie-Downer today and I will say regardless of design, I actually have SOME hope. While I constantly talk about how they mess up Ed’s character nowadays in modern depictions... the trailer looks promising. The “NO MORE LIES” scene kinda felt like I might actually see the Ed I’ve been wanting to see more of... the one that criticizes and goes against the government. I saw some “”leaks”” on 4chan (or so, source is OP’s ass but) and it also sounds promising... so, I’m really, REALLY hoping this movie will do Ed’s character justice. Because honestly? If it does, I’ll be happy. But also. It might make Ed’s character lovable/popular again. Which I’ll be very grateful for. Since as I’ve noted before on this blog... there seems to be MANY people who legit hate or just do not care for Ed’s character. And it makes me sad because boy. Do I LOVE this character.

[talesfromthenorsesmouth]

sending you loads and loads and loads of ducc love to brighten your morning!!! i hope everything is wonderful today 💖

I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I receive it wholeheartedly! I hope your day was equally wonderful and full of the best and kindest things

[lizard-hair]

I was tagged by @sailor--diana. Thank you!

RULES: bold everything that applies to you and tag people you’d like to get to know better.

APPEARANCE

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses or contacts // i have blonde hair (right now) // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

RELATIONSHIP

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETIC

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colors // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favorite season

MISC.

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs // i have a cat

Tagging: @sinisterscarecrow @trellanyx @theriddlerisanerd @flsalazar  @sleeping-potatoe  @unapologeticvillain @riddle-me-ducc

[wander-over-the-words]

@riddle-me-ducc said: God knows I'm Moireaper trash but u know what? U know what? Moira and Gabe being Tired Blackwatch Parents(tm) of one edgy ninja and one argumentative cowboy??? That's the best kind

Meanwhile Jack’s like. yeah he’s only got one kid rn. and she’s kinda zippy and overexcited literally all the time and sometimes she scares the bejesus out of him by blinking into his office, talking a mile a minute and then recalling away like she was never there

But y’know what Gabe

She dresses better than your kids

That’s right

He went there

[ashenartistry]

OP LITERALLY IS STILL THE SWEETEST PERSON AND I WILL SUPPORT HIM 24/7, NO BUTS, NO GOING OFF AND NO SHITTY ANONS, ASH IS A WONDERFUL BEAN

DUCKY I LOVE YOU????

[leonbastralle]

CATIIPLIES

how are you such a trooper ;_; im drowning in support

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset

same af

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Whoa! Um…maybe we should head inside?”

CONNIE DO IT KISS THAT NECK DO HER

ALL THE NECKING IS HAPPENING EVERYWHERE GUESS WHOS CRYING IN A DUSTY SAVE CORNER

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Conifer: I don-”

iM SO HYPE

;____;

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Good morning sunshine! Sleep well? Conifer: Amazing, thank...”

does she also see lov in her eyes

now im thinkin abt in your eyes 

👀

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Good morning, Granola Falls!”

sEE I EVEN FORGET LANGUAGE

hOW DARE U

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Good morning, Granola Falls!”

tHAT HAT MAKES HER LOOK 8448484544 TIMES THAN SHE ALREADY IS

*times cuter

I KNOW I SCREAMED

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset

i meant to say fucc but for some reason ducc suits it better i approve of this typo

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset

motherDUCC I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS PERFECTION HOW ARE THEY SO GOOD

motherducc :o

iDK HOW THEY JUST R

pixeldemographics replied to your post “dating profile: exCELLENT CUDDLER AND BLANKET GATHERER. enjoys crying...”

i CANT FUCKINGJ BELIEVE I FORGOT ABT BACKS AND DELICATE FINGERS PLS BROOMSTICC ME

i @ replied to this but idk if u saw anyway *taps u gently* there u gooo

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset

GET UR CHARLOTTE PILLOW TODAY

bUY FIVE AND U GET AN AWKWARD PINE SCENTED BLANKET OF BAD DECISIONS FOR FREE

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Conifer: Wait…there’s only one bed?? Charlotte: Yeah…is that an issue?...”

hOW c o n v e n i e n t

i knOW IM SO CLICHE PLS BROOMSTICC ME

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset

can u feel the love tonight plays in the distance

dang it catii back at it again with the good bg music, i havent even paid u yet

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUTIES

YESYES

pixeldemographics replied to your post “Flirtyplies & Seriousplies & Other”

3) pls i want two shines on trellis action ;) ;) ;) ;)

threesomes are probably the one thing you wont see on my blog (especially not when clones are involved)

pixeldemographics replied to your post  “Flirtyplies & Seriousplies & Other”

2) memeracle legacy: wholesome memes for all the family and also savagery and everyone is cute

jahsbgakjbgkajbsgnkjasngaksjgnaksdf ;__; tHE PUREST DESCRIPTION

pixeldemographics replied to your post “Flirtyplies & Seriousplies & Other”

1) i bet griffin mcelroy is crying somewhere pls hang all the spore art

only if it works with the color scheme catii

pixeldemographics replied to your post “I Feel Like I’ve Missed A Week - Replies”

8) thos wet nurse tiddies are THE DREAM

u mEAN A NIGHTMARE I CRY

pixeldemographics replied to your post  “I Feel Like I’ve Missed A Week - Replies”

7) cOME LIV HERE AND WELL SHARE WISDOM WITH U

;_____; a+ advice would if i could

pixeldemographics replied to your post “I Feel Like I’ve Missed A Week - Replies”

6) hunger games rad wants a word with y

nOOOOO RAD SPARE ME PLS

pixeldemographics replied to your post “I Feel Like I’ve Missed A Week - Replies”

5) (TRUE LOV IS MAKING A NEMESIS UPON MOVING TO A NEW PLACE AND THEN BUILDING A ROBOT WITH THEM AND GIVING THEM BLUE BALLS)

ashfmjbakjsfbakjsfaknsakjgsdf BLUE BALLS EVERYWHERE

(but its also kissing ur nemesis just to annoy them and then accidentally falling for them)

pixeldemographics replied to your post “I Feel Like I’ve Missed A Week - Replies”

4) i cry i want more murder plot everywhere

there will b enough murder plot at some point i guess

pixeldemographics replied to your post “I Feel Like I’ve Missed A Week - Replies”

3) that HEAVY BREATHING IS ASTRAL PROJECTING ITSELF

its a pretty accurate rep of me thinking abt this tbh (which reminds me i still havent talked abt ficus’ revelation to me)

pixeldemographics replied to your post “I Feel Like I’ve Missed A Week - Replies”

2) that step 1 seems insurmountable tbh i give up

;_____________; a shame because step 2 i could probably arrange

pixeldemographics replied to your post “I Feel Like I’ve Missed A Week - Replies”

1) tbh i wanna die in that cutesplosion

the best deaths

[talesfromthenorsesmouth]

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