#protecc him and lucas at all costs

[goldenhydreigon47]

Smash Ultimate Roster Fun Facts:

(One per character and according to my headcanons)

Mario: Very supportive of the goals of the roster, even if he doesn't agree with their moral values.

DK: Can talk but only says, "Banana Slamma."

Link: Gender non-conforming and very adorable

Samus/Zero Suit Samus: Many think she's straight but she's actually aroace.

Dark Samus: Interacts with no one at all

Yoshi: Wags his tail often

Kirby: Petitioning for Bandana Dee to get in the next Smash Game (if there is one)

Fox: Feels a lot of guilt for ruining all the viability of half the Melee roster (more reasons why Melee is worse than Brawl and Ultimate lmao)

Pikachu: Belongs to Red but acts more independently.

Luigi: Slightly jealous of his brother, but its more of a friendly sibling rivalry thing.

Ness: Has the most obvious crush on Lucas.

Captain Falcon: Everyone loves this absolute Chad, and he cares about everyone as well

Jigglypuff: Still gets mad and draws on everyone's face when they fall asleep as she sings.

Peach: Sass incarnate

Daisy: Somehow even sassier than Peach

Bowser: Literally every kid's father figure

Ice Climbers: Feel like they deserve the hate they get for being so broken in Melee and Brawl.

Shiek: Trans Icon

Zelda: Her powerful magic kick in her Forward, Back, and Down Aerials were inspired by Captain Falcon's Knee

Dr. Mario: Not a doctor at all

Pichu: Everyone loves him because baby

Falco: Y'know Berdly from Deltarune? Yeah Falco's basically like him.

Marth: Is the most attractive person in Smash

Lucina: Was filled with serotonin when she met Marth for the first time

Young Link: Everyone likes him until they fight him

Ganondorf: Is a Captain Falcon fanboy, hence why their moves look so similar

Mewtwo: Meditates so he doesn't get wrapped in the chaos

Roy: Is our boy

Chrom: Everyone's second adoptive father

Mr. Game and Watch: Is secretly a zombie because the Game and Watch games are dead

Meta Knight: Unlike the Virgin Fox, he, an absolute Chad, is proud of how broken he was, furtherproof Brawl is better than Melee.

Pit: BEST BOY AND A PURE CINNAMON ROLL

Dark Pit: Wants Shadow in Smash because, well, he knows better.

Wario: Still petitioning to get Waluigi in Smash

Snake: Goes, "Hrnnnngh," at the beginning of every few sentences he makes

Ike: Literally everyone is still surprised with how buff he is

Squirtle: Was trained by Mario to perfect using Water Gun

Ivysaur: Is supported far more as the original Plant Gang instead of the idiotic chomper.

Charizard: Gets war flashbacks when seeing a single rock.

Diddy Kong: Pranks everyone

Lucas: Is protected by everyone, especially Ness

Sonic: Has races against Acceleratle Hero

King Dedede: Is a Supastah Warriah

Olimar: Frequently makes, "How's the weather up there," jokes.

Lucario: Since he's already one with the Aura, he's also studying Tarot cards.

R.O.B: Was given a replacement Ancient Minister garb in a good guy colorscheme.

Toon Link: Often paired with Pit in team battle because comedy gold

Wolf: Now has more of a friendly rivalry with Fox

Villager: Set up his own house for vacations

Mega Man: Wants Zero to be added to the roster SO BADLY

Wii Fit Trainer: Only tries to train those he/she deems unhealthy

Rosalina: Treats Kirby like one of her own children

Little Mac: Worst character in the game lmao

Greninja: Fights with honor and dignity

Mii Fighters: Literally no one cares

Palutena: Very proud of her

N E U T R A L

A E R I A L

Pac-Man: Talks with Game and Watch about the good ol' days.

Robin: Is trying his/her best to teach Pit and Kirby how to read

Shulk: Makes Bri'ish jokes frequently

Bowser Jr: Nobody hurts him during his pranks for fear of Bowser brutally maiming them

Duck Hunt Duo: Are good boys because doggo and ducc

Ryu: Constantly training

Ken: Trying to get Ryu to live a little

Cloud: Still getting waking nightmares over Sephiroth

Corrin: Often interacts with the other Dragon Types on the Kalos Pokémon League stage, his/her favorite being Hydreigon, obviously.

Bayonetta: Like Meta Knight, was proud of how broken she was.

Inkling: Has the most swagger out of everyone

Ridley: Joins Sephiroth in giving waking nightmares to Samus and Cloud

Simon/Richter: Christians, but very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community because they actually have standards unlike radical, right-wing, sociopathic Christians.

King K. Rool: Does sumo matches against Dedede frequently.

Isabelle: Gets several headpats

Incineroar: Has met John Cena

*[No one likes or cares about Piranha Plant]*

Joker: Gets everyone to hang out with the other Phantom Thieves, especially Mouse (Pichu) and Star (Kirby)

Hero (Dragon Quest): Is trying to teach Robin the spells he can use

Banjo-Kazooie: Best friends with the Kongs and K. Rool

Terry: Often trains against Ken

Byleth: Was depressed when first added due to the amount of hate they got, but are happier now that the hatred has thankfully died down

Min-Min: The only person so far to beat Little Mac at boxing.

Steve: Has building contests against Villager and Isabelle

Sephiroth: Is your new god now after killing Galeem and Darkhon

Pyra/Mythra: Tell their haters to, "Cry about it."

Kazuya: Trains very often against Ryu

Sora: Was welcomed with open arms by Pit especially

[flying-princess]

Look how Alberto shields Luca during this whole debacle. So cute!!!

He protecc.

[seakicker]

i wonder how luca would react if i ever saw the fic you’re planning to write about him LMFAO we all know what vox thinks of those but i think luca would be all shy and confused about it

PLS I KEEP THINKING ABT THAT TOO i’m like o lord hopefully luca hasn’t seen the posts i’ve written abt him here or my discussed ideas… obv he’s a grown man i’m not gonna infantilize him by being like “uwu smol bean protecc at all costs no lewds” but i do imagine him being super flustered LMAO. esp since he denies his sex appeal and handsomeness all the time… he’d be surprised ppl lust after him i bet lol. silly mafia boss doesn’t get his appeal!

[notamerecat]

Luca is just so pure innocent and In awe of the world -I love characters like these. Omg he’s so cute and he makes me want to hurt anyone that hurts him and protecc at all costs 😭😭😭

[milkybonya]

Can you do the bulletpoints for what WayV would be like as boyfriend's? 🙏(If you have time and don't mind anyway) ~💜

hello kind anonnie! i dont mind at all 💞

big time credits to my (BEST) friend @lululorn for basically helping me write the bulk of this because i was running low on ideas,, she hurt her fingers because she was typing so fast :(

WayV as Boyfriends

Warnings: mentions of food (binge-eating)

Kun

PROTECTIVE DEFENSIVE MOM MODE ACTIVATE

he will protecc you

always making sure you’re well fed and healthy

cooks for you a lot

breakfast in bed !!

likes to show you off

always holding your hand in public

probably spoils you because he loves you that much

always tells you you’re pretty

a gentlemAn

taking his coat off for you and opening the door for you first and whatnot

EXPENSIVE DATES

coffee shop dates

but also loves the time the two of you spend just chilling

plays the piano for you

writes songs about you

always asks you to give him feedback on his music

shows off his magic tricks and gets sad when you figure them out

but very proud when you have no idea what he did

VERY ROMANTIC AND CARING

very understanding

HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH PLS

Ten

Always teasing you

“wOw LOok iSn’T yOur BoyfrIEND SO SEXy”

I don’t know why but I can imagine him stealing your clothes LOL

“you always wear mine, why can’t I wear yours?”

loves to dance with you

even if you don’t know how, he’ll teach you

SHOPPING DATES!

will tire you out with how much time he spends shopping

but always makes it up to you by buying you food

I can imagine him taking you to art classes like pottery or painting as a date

will dip his finger in paint and smudge it on your face LOL

also sporty dates like playing basketball

will kiss you to distract you from the game so he can win

will binge-eat chocolate and sweet things with you when you’re sad

i can imagine him feeding you things hehe

if you make him eat fruit or every eat fruit in front of him, will not speak to you for the rest of the day

have to bribe him with affection to get him to talk to you

gets you sweet and meaningful gifts even though he teases you a lot

“You’re so pretty, I’m pretty, we’re the prettiest couple out here!”

I feel like you’ll be hearing a lot of dirty jokes out of him oops

WinWin

SOFT ANGEL

SOFT SOFT SOFT

did i mention he’s soft?

always worried about you 

genuinely cares about your feelings

a lot of “are you okay?” and “you’re not mad at me, right?”

if you’re ever in a bad mood, he’ll run to the store real quick and grab your favourite food for you

A LOT OF CUDDLES AND LAZY MORNINGS

he doesn’t like skinship but loves to hold you :’)

too shy to show affection in public tho

will hold your hand at the most

even if he does that, he’ll hold your hand in your pocket because he’s so shy

pls protecc him at all costs

is willing to do anything for you

sometimes you have to ask him how he genuinely feels about something

because he can’t say no :(

please make sure you tell him you love him regularly, or he’ll be sad :(

a lot of stay-at-home dates like watching movies

watchiNG ANIME (if you like it, of course)

“let’s just do whatever you want”

wiLL CRUSH YOU IN MOBILE GAMES

“i beat you! now give me a kiss >:)”

Lucas

CONFIDENCE LEVEL 3000000

Always flexing in front of you

“Feel my muscles, I’m so strong, right?”

Will challenge you to food eating contests

especially spicy ones

and will make fun of you when your snot dribbles everywhere

but cmon you know he loves you

calling you sexy and beautiful and hot every chance he gets

but also calls himself all of those things

randomly does push-ups everywhere to show off

takes his shirt off while doing them

LOVES MAKING YOU LAUGH

LAUGH AT HIS JOKES !!!

seriously he’ll try way too hard to make you laugh

even if you don’t laugh, he will

he acts so goofy but he really loves you

genuinely worried if you’re ever sad

will do his best to cheer you up by goofing around more

loves it when you wear his rings or clothes

“Wow okay how do you look better than me wearing that?”

big spoon big spoon HE WILL BIG SPOON YOU

loves cuddling you and hugging you

he just has to be near you at all times

holding your hand or somehow physically in contact with you

he jus tryna protect you yo

Xiaojun

WILL SING YOU TO SLEEEEEEP

loves reading with you

loves reading to you

bookstore/music store dates?

he loves the sound of your laugh :’)

will do anything to hear it 10000 times a day

cares so much about you

even if he looks cold and his expression is hard to read

gets serious when you’re in a bad mood/feeling hurt

gets all soft and protective

“whO HURT YOU??? i will kill them”

very adventurous dates

hikes, exploring new cities

late night car drives with the music LOUD

will hold your hand while driving

CUDDLES YOU A LOT

and his body feels so warm :’)

binge-eats with you while watching movies

loves to play instruments and hear you sing with him

he’ll always be on your side and there to defend you

helps you get through your problems

PC GAMING SESSIONS featuring bets

lets you sit in his lap while he games

Hendery

the most chaotic bf to ever exist

sass, class and a phat ass

VERY L O U D

won’t shut up about how much he loves you

probably the type to confess with a boombox outside your window or something

or a very public confession

“i love you, so what if everyone knows?”

always doing stupid, goofy dances to make you smile

makes sure you’re always laughing and happy !

always trying to appear confident

was probably very nervous on the first date but tried to hide it

always hides when he’s nervous

but when you’re nervous, knows how to calm you down

TEASES YOU A LOT

like he’ll kiss you out of nowhere and when you start to blush, he won’t eveR STOP BRINGING UP YOUR RED FACE

seriously if you ever trip or something, he won’t stop reminding you

BUT WILL HELP YOU UP OF COURSE

will take you on walks and share earbuds with you while holding your hand

very publicly affectionate

pretty much all over you

sad when you don’t give him attention

always wants your attention

give HIM YOUR ATTENTION

YangYang

lowkey chaotic

will immediately cheer you up at all times !

always apologizes first even if he’s wrong :(

just doesn’t want you to be sad

will buy you roses on special days

“i love roses and i love you, so i will give the flowers i love to the person i love”

loves to play PC games with you

wants to win but might maybe let you win sometimes

loves to cuddle

and loves it when you play with his hair

“please play with my hair, pleaseeee”

i can imagine him showering you with lots of small kisses :( i dont know whY

lowkey likes being babied by you :(

but will use it to his advantage

acts like a baby so you’ll do things for him

but also loves it when you act like a baby

will lightly pinch your cheeks

finds you cute when you wear his clothes

likes to hold your hand

likes to hold you

will try to act manly sometimes

to hide when he’s nervous

but it just makes you laugh

HES SO CUTE

[rainforestmagician]

Eliott’s little gesture when he talks about the masks raccoons wear… it is my duty to love and protect him forever

[fizzarolli-fizzie-frogg]

He protect but does he attack xD

Look how Alberto shields Luca during this whole debacle. So cute!!!

He protecc.