#the dogman

[akiione]

I really love this Dogman design jksdhfkj So I imagined a simple dynamic for this

Dogman wants to be a better cop and he sprays himself with a spray that turns you into a very strong superhero, what Dogman doesn't know is that this spray also makes you too tough, intolerant to crime and this only happens at night. So at the moment he thinks it doesn't work and forgets about it. So during the day he is normal and at night he becomes The Dogman. It also seems that Dogman doesn't remember well what he did in that state when it's already daylight.

Weaknesses? They are still squirrels and balls. Thus his dog instinct returns and he stops being so serious

[firstlawincorrectquotes]

Black Dow: We have the element of surprise!

The Dogman: Exactly. Not even we know what we’re doing.

[xserpx]

The Dogman shrugged. ‘Ain’t all bad.’ He closed to a conspiratorial distance, reached deep into his pocket and pulled something out. West stared down at an entire poached salmon, no doubt pilfered from the Prince’s table. The Northman grinned. ‘I got me a fish!’

— Before They Are Hanged by Joe Abercrombie

[absolutelybatty]

[fandomlife-confessions]

[waraueuphoria]

the dogman, a strange abomination that comes from general barbies mind. dogman cannot be forgotten and can't be killed. dogman is eternity

[threshasketch]

Me: I'll draw some figure silhouettes for practice.

This guy: You never said "human figure sulhouettes."

[gavran-vrani]

[freerunawaywinner]

[thebearme]

if petey doesn't do this in the movie, i'll filp

[cloudydee08]

ㅤ└⊰✫⊱ idk, um...... 😭😭

[flannycartoon]

We live in a society...😞

[firstlawincorrectquotes]

Dogman: What happened to your nose?

Logen: I used it to break some guy's fist.

[xserpx]

‘I can’t back out,’ Leo was saying, all sullen and scratched and beautiful. ‘What’ll I look like?’

His mother stared in disbelief. She’d been doing that a lot. ‘There are bigger things at stake than what you look like!’

Rikke’s father took a turn, easing himself between the two of them, putting a calming hand on Leo’s shoulder. ‘Look, son, it’s an irony of life that the older you get, and the less years there are ahead of you, the more you fear the loss of ’em. When you’re young, it can feel like you’re invincible, but …’ He snapped his fingers under Leo’s nose. ‘Fast as that, it can all be took away.’

‘I know that!’ said Leo. ‘It was your stories of the Bloody-Nine that made me fascinated by duels in the first place! All his great victories in the Circle. The fate of the North hanging on a single—’

Rikke’s father looked horrified. ‘Those were supposed to be warnings, boy, not encouragements!’

— A Little Hatred by Joe Abercrombie

Leo had staked all their futures on a duel with one of the most dangerous men in the North, after all, and about the only person who didn’t reckon that the worst idea since swords made of cake was Leo himself, known widely for his poor judgement.

[ye-olde-rd]

Petey… I enjoy the evil cartoonish cat