#the dogman

[firstlawincorrectquotes]

Black Dow: We have the element of surprise!

The Dogman: Exactly. Not even we know what we’re doing.

[xserpx]

The Dogman shrugged. ‘Ain’t all bad.’ He closed to a conspiratorial distance, reached deep into his pocket and pulled something out. West stared down at an entire poached salmon, no doubt pilfered from the Prince’s table. The Northman grinned. ‘I got me a fish!’

— Before They Are Hanged by Joe Abercrombie

[absolutelybatty]

[fandomlife-confessions]

[waraueuphoria]

the dogman, a strange abomination that comes from general barbies mind. dogman cannot be forgotten and can't be killed. dogman is eternity

[threshasketch]

Me: I'll draw some figure silhouettes for practice.

This guy: You never said "human figure sulhouettes."

[eights-world]

this took me twelve billion hours (like two ish days)

[gavran-vrani]

[peteytheparrot]

DOGMAN MOVIE TRAILER TOMORROW GGRRAAAHHHHH

[ye-olde-rd]

Petey… I enjoy the evil cartoonish cat

[gaillol-13]

Man..

[firstlawincorrectquotes]

Tul: Threetrees left some very clear instructions. Did you not see the very clear instructions?

Dogman: I saw the note.

Tul: And what did it say?

[A note reads: "Wait for the fucking signal!"]

Dogman: It's ambiguous.

[xserpx]

‘I can’t back out,’ Leo was saying, all sullen and scratched and beautiful. ‘What’ll I look like?’

His mother stared in disbelief. She’d been doing that a lot. ‘There are bigger things at stake than what you look like!’

Rikke’s father took a turn, easing himself between the two of them, putting a calming hand on Leo’s shoulder. ‘Look, son, it’s an irony of life that the older you get, and the less years there are ahead of you, the more you fear the loss of ’em. When you’re young, it can feel like you’re invincible, but …’ He snapped his fingers under Leo’s nose. ‘Fast as that, it can all be took away.’

‘I know that!’ said Leo. ‘It was your stories of the Bloody-Nine that made me fascinated by duels in the first place! All his great victories in the Circle. The fate of the North hanging on a single—’

Rikke’s father looked horrified. ‘Those were supposed to be warnings, boy, not encouragements!’

— A Little Hatred by Joe Abercrombie

Leo had staked all their futures on a duel with one of the most dangerous men in the North, after all, and about the only person who didn’t reckon that the worst idea since swords made of cake was Leo himself, known widely for his poor judgement.

[breawalsh5660]

He looks so silly I love him

[bl0ss0m-dr4wz]

Congratulations to the doctor for her transition

[fruitymuffin]

SO HYPED FOR THE DOGMAN MOVIE!!!!